>QOTT: Your favorite episode of the X-Files?Reminder: This gen is for cis homosexual females (lesbians). All trans-related or bisexual posts are considered off-topic and should be directed to other generals or threads. No discussion of male (XY) anatomy.Discords:>OG Discord: https://pastebin.com/P644WESi>clg2 Discord: https://pastebin.com/1ct1Fcag>clg3 Discord: https://pastebin.com/emrpgWM8Previously on /clg/>>42739012
ANAL SEX WITH AGENT SCULLY (she tops)
>>42832705Thank you for making a thread OP
>>42833138You're welcome. Have you ever watched The X-Files?
>>42832705I have never watched the X-files.
>>42833887you should, it's cozy and interesting
>>42833743>You're welcome.:)>Have you ever watched The X-Files?I have never watched it either
>>42833887>>42834452What the fuck? Go watch it now!!
list of responses to a westoid calling iranian women hoeshttps://x.com/Melissa_WongMT/status/2028179044165136690/quotes
>>42832705>Your favorite episode of the X-Files?idk, but my least favorite are all the alien ones
How do you know if you actually want the things you fantasize about to happen in reality? Yes, it's a sex thing.
wwyd
I like squeeze and the one with the bugs that came out of the tree that was cut down and the one that implies all black baseball players are aliens
>>42834465I'd rather watch anime
ugly animal of the day: the Spitzmaus
>not "xx-files"ya blew it
>>42835904>I'd rather watch animea sentence that makes me drier than the sahara desert
>>42836534So there are women here after all
>>42835552You all are USELESS. I'm having an existential CRISIS here!
>>42835552you do the things
>>42835552idk bc i'm really good at separating things that are fun to fantasize about vs things that i actually want irl
>>42832705I'm a tranny into dudes, but my favorite monster of the week episode is "Darkness Falls." The flukeman was cool too.Any main plot episode with Alex Krycek is also peak because I always thought he was super hot when I was a kid for some reason.okay I'm leaving now, goodbye lesbians
I remember an episode with pic related guy who wore people like skin suits and puppets their bodies to immigration illegally?There was another one with a mutant man who could absorb your wounds and illnesses by eating you and puking you back up into a puddle, after you hardened back up you were good as new. Then there was that one where a guy had parasite cigarettes that killed people because bugs lived in the smoke and ate you from the lungs out, but he smoked way way way too much and was immune? Oh! The COPS episode was really good too, that shit was fire! Damn memory lane trip! I ought to binge the series again
>>42839212Ohh the cops one was so goodI watched that with my dad when I had food poisoning once
>>42836647What if I change my mind at the last moment or don't like it at all and lose that fantasy forever? That's my biggest concern.>>42838357>Darkness FallsIt was so good, and the jacket too.
>>42841785
>tfw you built a webscraper>no ai help even>it gets a page's html code, finds all the links and images, downloads the pictures to a folder and afterwards, does the same thing to one of the unique relative url's it has found>it keeps bouncing and downloading everything>let it go ham on a trial run on a doujin site yesterday>500 jpg'skekI wonder what would happen if i do it without limits on my end. would the site prohibit access at some point, or would i get every single doujin?
feminists are not beating the allegations.
>tumbleweed rolls past
is the new resident evil game any good? any gamers?
>>42841942Tumble weeds are an invasive plant from Russia. Random fact
>>42843099It's okay though because we gave Australia prickly pears cactus
>>42828123>Just a few days until my first appointment. I hope it doesn't take six tries like with last time.How expensive was it?>Does this put my gold star at risk?Of course not>Turns out her friend was really just a friend and I was assuming shit. She laughed at me about it but it's whatever.lol you thought they were together for years
>>42843722Tomorrow! I got insurance that covers it so I only gotta match them. If it takes multiple tries then it starts to get expensive. In my defense, I'm dumb as hell. I don’t question and I just smile and nod. That retirement village is cozy as shit though. Wenda has a nice setup for being stuck against her will. I'm sweating it out, anxious but I'm okay. I just got my lunch Uber and I'm digging on fajitas. About to call my wife so we can eat together when she gets on break.
crying because of the state of the world
>>42844067sorry
>>42844096were they supposed to shut out one of their family members instead?
>>42844212>being this naivethey'd exclude non-jews regardless of how many of them there are in their very spacious shelters.
>>42844247they even let in their dogs over goyim.
https://youtube.com/shorts/MNHJLIef3hg?si=2ngNtTeO7i-TWcdI
>>42844417wow
>>42844277wtf wouldn't prioritize their beloved pets over a stranger?
>>42844247>moving the goal postwould you let in a service worker over your family member anon?
ugly animal of the day: Sandhill crane
>>42844761>over your family member>baiting Again, there was never such a choice, jidf. There was almost certainly redundant space in the shelter, and all jews aren't family members with every other jew. And to be clear, in your hypothetical, i'd follow the rules and be impartial.
>>42844950honestly though, I don't even like the remaining family that I have.
>>42844950>There was almost certainly redundant space in the shelteryou know this how?
>>42845150you can cram a lot of people into a shelter if they only have to remain there for a few hours.
>>42844914They're adorable what do you mean?https://youtu.be/KpTykjLYYr0?si=_i_D0e6Eci1on2MK
>>42844914looks awful
>>42841885>help my son killed himself and I cope with tiktok dances
What are these captchas lol
>>42848636yeah they're terrible
Pull yourself togetherHold onBe patientHold on Pull yourself togetherCalm downBe quietPull yourself togetherHold onPull yourself together Pull yourself togetherPull yourself together Pull yourself together Pull yourself together Pull yourself together Pull yourself together Pull yourself together Pull yourself together Calm down Quiet Enough Calm down Calm down Calm down Calm down Pull yourself together
>>42848636>>42851172what are you smoking, the new captcha is better than the old one
>>42844914I love her
>>42845317how do you know that
>>42852476It's my first time using 4chan without being singed in ages and I had to do 4 captchas and each one had a slider that I had to use tooIf you have an account the captchas are easier and you usually don't even have to do one
>>42856369not my experience, what the fuck
period in two days, and i would happily crawl a mile through broken glass for a crumb of pussy, but you know what? i chipped one of my front teeth and have to wait a whole week before the appointment.
>>42856547god help me resist temptation and stay off the apps because i can't eat pussy looking like a broke hockey player... it just hit me i really need a fwb. on the other hand, fwb situationships get messy fast. ughhhhhhhhhhhhh
curious: why do you as a cis woman choose to use 4chan, especially a board almost exclusively inhabited by insufferable trannies
>>42856680We were here before the trannies
>supervisor likes me>she hot and my type (petite and girly) but I can't find her attractive>from what i heard, she has kids too which is a deal breaker for me>she's crushing HARD ever since I stopped wearing my jacket>starung, fumbling, stuttering around me>realized recently she has been styling her hair exactly like my ex>she's been dressing up more>think she found my TikTok tooBro, I feel so bad. I can't return her feelings. But we don't talk so it's not like I can reject her.
>>42859000>she hot and my type (petite and girly) but I can't find her attractiveWhy not?
>>42856680Because I'm autistic, racist and hate troons and the two latter gets you instabanned on literally every female or lesbian community on the internet. I have no other place to be
>>42863180Nta. I hate lefties so much it's unreal, and that's coming from someone who used to be a tumblrina but grew out of it, so I know how they operate. The virtue signalling economy is the most toxic, insane, anxious environment you can put yourself in. There is no place for honesty there. >I have no other place to beX is pretty good.
Are there acually any cute breedable afabs here, or are you all disgusting autogynephiles larping as girls?
>>42859000>realized recently she has been styling her hair exactly like my exhold up... she knows your ex??
>>42861202I think it's because she's my supervisor? I have this thing where my brain shuts off ethically questionable crushes, like teachers. Also, I like someone else but we're talking it slow.>>42863593I don't know but my ex does appear in a pfp with that style. The thing is, the hairstyle is so unique, and random on her part, it has to be. Also, my ex's ex has a friend who works with me so maybe he gossiped about her? POS is the one who told everyone where I worked and ex's ex tried getting me fired.
>>42863705>I have this thing where my brain shuts off ethically questionable crushesI wish I had this superpower.
AFABs, what would you so if you would get raped and impregnated and then forced to carry?
>>42863908Oddly enough, it's men on 4chan who have given me the most knowledge on how to miscarry without getting an abortion. SO
>>42863908I don't socialize with men, why would I get raped?
>>42863943>>42864022>replying to the most mentally ill person you can find on this board
>>42856680twitter suspends you for telling people who deserve wose than death to slit it up and my laptop exploded so i can't play league all day
>too socially incompetent, too mid and too perverted to ever get a girlfriendIf I had known at 15 that I would still be a femcel at this age I probably would just have hanged myself properly
>>42864597All the fetish apps are yours to peruse. Most people there give minimal fucks about looks as long as you match their freak.
what's your go to karaoke song
How many of you are actually gold star lesbians I have a feeling most of you have slept with men at one point or another
>>42866413Do people in the West and Japan actually do karaoke? I thought it was a movie thing. 42868678>hello fellow lesbians
Buff lady of the day
>>42868984>Do people in the West and Japan actually do karaoke? I thought it was a movie thing.where are you from nonna
>>42869365Eastern Europe
There's so many women in my life who want me now.But I'm loyal to the one who won't talk to me.
>>42873382Relatable
>>42873078you've never sung karaoke in your life?
>>42845643wrong. that is an UGLY BABY
>>42873849beheaded by robespierre in 1793 but still shocked that poor people exist
>>42873917how is karaoke tied to class, you can literally do it on your phone
>>42875014are these ironies intentional or are you actually this self-unaware?
Good evening Clgs <3
>>42873382Omg that's so romantic but also heartbreaking Why won't she talk to you? Did something happen?
>>42873849I haven't. I actually asked around and turns out karaoke used to be semi-popular here for like 5 years in the 2000s but now it's very, very rare.
Lesbians don't exist. A good rape would fix you girls.
>went to a local grocery store to pick up some snacks before watching anime kino>at the checkout, find a dork shooting his shot with a pretty, young cashier>drones on about taxes and saving accounts; spilling his spaghetti all over the place>she's politely signalling that she's not interested>he's too much of an autist to notice>the cringe is unbearableThis happens very often at coop: in the last half hour before closing, when i usually do my shopping, there's a girl wating for me and a male worker chatting her up. It's usually a socially competent chad though, and I much prefer seeing and hearing that.
>>42876461there's a self-checkout area, but it's right next the manned station, and it's super awkward to go there if you're the only one in line. I've tried and had to abort the maneuver mid-way, pretending that i hadn't noticed the cashier. :(
>an 18 yo jk girl proposes to you out of the blueWhat do?
>and you're already dating another beautiful nip jkWhat will you do? will you try for the harem route?
>>42875070maybe this makes perfect sense in your head anon, but i think you'll need to explain your logic to the rest of the class
>>42875311kinda hot
>>42875316i mean it's not like there's dedicated karaoke bars here either, like in japan, but sometimes pubs have karaoke nights or people decide to do it at parties
*blocks your path*
one of my labs is a akc titled gundog with several requests for puppies from her. the other is so fucking retarded that she needs a muzzle outside because she eats rocks. dog genes be wilding.
>hey there!>i've missed you, anonette!
I thought it was a men's fetish but she smells so good after a day at work, burying my face in her sweaty crotch > therapy.
bipedos daydreams are getting more outlandish.
>>42875968Ugly as fuck
>>42879313If you're referring to >>42878660, I'm not bipedo because full bush is important to the experience.
It went well. No reactions, I'm not allergic to sperm unfortunately. I've got a follow up soon to see if I caught the parasite or we try again next month. I would have updated sooner but I caught a ban for being 'off topic' talking about current events.
>>42879313it's kind of sad that he's kept this shit up for yearsthen again it's also sad that i've been around long enough to know that
>>42882747>talking about current events.there's a whole entire board just for polsperging
>>42882924There is a whole board for video games too, and television and film
>>42882960if you tried to not be disingenuous you would understand why there's a difference between politics and escapist media
>>42882924Ye, but I mean we didn't devolve into arguing. Shit had literally just happened and we had all left comments about thing happening. I didn’t think it was worth a 3day but I'm not dead so it's actually funny instead so it's k>I implied Not supporting the Ebon Vanguard and got blackbagged.my dad and I had a wholesome chuckle about it
>>42883551I'm always forgetting the image Goddamnit
>>42877083I love how soft her thighs look!
>>42882747I'm excited for you :)
>>42882747>I've got a follow up soonunfortunately, all i can come up with are insane dnd metaphors wishing you to roll a nat 20. i can't believe this is happening!
bump (burger's baby bump, to be precise)
i feel like anybody who wants lesbian island should go work at a women's prison. it's gf drama every goddamn fucking day along with homemade dildo after dildo. or i guess maybe it's bishit island, technically, cuz these women going right back to dick after they get out.
>>42883037There really isn’t a difference
>>42890253lmao imagine seeing your ex every day
>>42883551Ebon Vanguard is Guild Wars.I was thinking Obsidian Order, actually. Getting my Nerdslop confused.>>42885726>>42885811>>42888313I'm gonna get FAT noooo
Would you date yourself?
Going to work, ilu!
why do lesbians love ripley from aliens so much?
>>42890253>a place full of criminals with various personality disorders is full of interpersonal dramayou don't say.
swipe left or right?
>>42893231Left. She sounds insufferable. Even if I could "afford" her, she would still be insufferable.
i hate periods
