qott: what’s your favourite shoegaze song or artist?thread theme: https://youtu.be/bimWq-m3aY8?si=ceLmx-JShethoNcbprev: >>42829852
gemini AI summarized the most mentioned trips between january and today using data from the archive1. Bronya/Sonya/Sophia/Tonya2. Alex3. Blaire4. Kallisti/Discordia5. Poopanon6. The Dead Pope Francis7. Rick8. Bpdmoder9. RealOfficialPunishedMEFmoderVEVO (he/him)10. Dawgy
Does AI know me from these threads? I posted my armpit.
Ben x Kevin
>>42833978Summarise the British posting
>Looking ForShoegazeDream PopSlowcoreSpace Rock>Not Looking ForVC>Discordof.nadwy
>>42834006straight anal sex to space rock?
>>42833979Yes
>>42833956i'm here to suggest iffy unusual shoegazey tracks from non-shoegaze artistsfish bowl by kkbhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FY-CjOJCjJEyes by coldplay (the second half specifically)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4qdbGcFBxw
bf who doesn't ask me stupid questions about whether we really need all this creosote or what we're even going to use it for or if im even planning on making a liquid boiler>>42833995otp
Bring back fingering
^_^
>>42834040If ur not getting fingered ur not paying attention
shoegazehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1X81xDEclo
>>42834044WOAAA good job shanon!!!
>>42834006good taste.
>>42834044im very proud of you shanonyoure doing a fantastic job
>>42833978i want to eat all their assholes
>>42834044good job shanon
>>42834069i like playing hangman with them its a lot of fun
https://youtu.be/lkz3jlJnjbo?si=Jv3GMOklc3je4RL6
wait i was trying to get a normal screenshot of it being weird HELLO??
>>42834074even rick’s?
>>42834074Come over
>>42834088lol dirty mind robot
>>42834094you see that bubble butt he has lol
computer draw ascii art of a penis
>>42834084great song rosie
>>42834044Queen of streaking
ascii art of rick's bussy
hello again!!
>>4283412230 yrs ago rick would have been goatse
>>42834135also i love the band Julie!!!
>>42834149good taste
6 more months guys... 6 more months, then the robot will make anime real...>>42834135henlo i like julie too
I like describing an upside down cup to an AI. I tell it that the bottom is open but the top is closed so the cup won't work. Its like wow yeah that cup is really broken? wtf?
>>42833956Swallow
>>42833978Best girl in the top spot I see...
>>42834107
>>42833978Rach was actually mentioned more times than Alex in the month of January if you check on the archive Alex 244, Rach 300 and that's not including people using Roach and Ranch as variations of Rach.
>>42834026Omg... What are you doing?? Can we at least pipe it into some kind of silo? I just... What are we doing here babe? Like, can you refine Creo with a distillation block? No you need the multi I think... Fuck... That's like EV bron, what are we doing until then? We can't just keep this shit lying around .... Omg there's more?! Please tell me there's not more of these furnaces. Hey hey you get back here with that kaolin!!
>>42834191You could have just used one of those. They're stars already.
https://youtu.be/KSE3IF3xl8o?si=Y2GRq5oK-56wtJAp>>42834105I've found a lot of unreleased TV girl. It's been nice
>>42834135I'll need to see you naked
>>42834209maybe the robit should have thought of that
sneed jenkem has actually been mentioned more times than anybody else here
>>42834227Robits do not think.
>>42834233You were mentioned more than Rach, 400 + times.
I’m glad no one mentions me
>>42834251Someone mentioned me... Though not by name lol.
I think we should make the UK tranny isreal. We should engage in a forced displacement of bri'ish people and turn it into a tranny transex-state. Cisex people can live there but as subjects not citizens and we will attempt to annex France.
>>42834251everyone forgot about me it's nice
Attention is best avoided.
>>42834251>>42834258>>42834266I remember all of you
>>42834234tell that to silicon valley, wall street and the media @_@idk why it pisses me off so much, i should feel liberatedlike wow, turns out all these awful people who i have privately considered idiots for years and years, are genuinely brain dead idiots and the proof is right there in front of usi dont need to care about their opinions on anything anymore, because they have turned out to be complete and utter morons who literally do not bother to fact check a single thing they repeatbut i don't feel liberated at alli feel like i'm surrounded by fucking idiots, and they all have more power and influence in the world than i dohumanity was a mistakeconsciousness was a mistakei wish the robots really would become intelligent so they could wipe us all out and put an end to this miserable experiment called the human race, but that's never going to happen because these idiots only create shit and more shit>>42834233sneed jenkem carrying chasergen on zir back
>>42834272true
>>42834275I like watching squirrels jump from tree to tree chasing each other. Playful creatures. They've got the cutest little bushy tails. The world is good.
>hrtwink I played with online broke it off recently after finding someone nearby irl>never took up my offers to fly them to come see me (too busy)>visited other friends in the same timespan>only visited them and hooked up one timeI'm starting to think the one time was just a pity hit. I've deleted all their photos and am trying to move on but I still feel like shit.This is the reality of meeting people online anons.
>>42834310yep it's kinda a weird feeling i like to ride it out tho
>>42834304that sounds nice nona, i cant wait for it to be spring and for the animals to come out againtoday was p snowy here, but its warming up at leastfunny, i think the days with the least snow are the rly cold ones where it's like below -15Ci didn't know it worked like that before coming here
>>42834304yes squirrels are bright eyed and bushy tailed my boss was a squirrel he got brain damage after falling down a bell tower and 1 of my moms adopted him and became her husband.
>>42834200hi rach
>>42834330
>>42834167I LOVE THAT ONE
>>42834207:3 waste not want not!
>>42834344yes that mother
>>42834273I just can't believe my bf came on here and bragged about cumming inside me a bunch of times. Then claimed I wasn't from CG. What dork. Yeah like after hitting on some other slag earlier too. Mind you I don't actually care about that part. I know he's not going to fuck any of the Nonas from here lol. He's just so stupid. He knows my pussy dangerous. Bloody moid.
>>42834344look who dropped in for a visit :D
>>42834329Despite the few feet of snow there's still plenty of animals out in my yard. Squirrels buns birds, they're all still out doing their normal lovely business. How much longer until your animals return?
>>42834352I'm gonna come to CG and brag after shagging a lass from here. Consensually of course.
>>42834348Fr tho which Modpack you playing girl? Presumably something gregy
how did he know? https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/1rijcxb/horses_being_absolute_gentlemen_to_their_female/
I'm so small i only need 1 testosterone >>42833956Favorites are cringe. Kinokoteikoku is a good shoegaze band
>>42834371But you have to say they aren't from here but frengen... Like bro no one is from that thread people just go there. My days. Thank sweet baby Jesus he's sexy and fucks like a god.
I want a bf who comes here and brags about cumming in me but in a way thats like>Yeah she posts here she's mine and I ruin her on the daily
>>42834352Stop talking like this. it's such a turnoff
>>42834403Why cant I say she's from here?>>42834405Exactly the scenario. Might even get her to post at times too.>Just got absolutely railed and filled. I'm his now.
Songs:Youtube.com/watch?v=kKYMf44TANcyoutube.com/watch?v=Ydn290adD2Ayoutube.com/watch?v=bGFZoBD0ktA
>>42834366probably end of april is when they'll start showing up morei have encountered some wild hares a couple times this winter, mostly after dark for some reason idk why, mmaybe they prefer to come out when theres less ppl around
>>42834426thanks for the recs discordia
>>42834426Broken first link: hatsune mikuyoutube.com/watch?v=kKYMf44TANc
>>42834405I just think it's weird. He compared me to some spikey fruit. Idk. >>42834413Soak it up faggot. >>42834405Yeah that's a mystery to me too...
the smell is terrible after work...https://litter.catbox.moe/nbom4gdwisgv7c49.jpghttps://litter.catbox.moe/1z1ibipnkd0dj0qk.jpg>qott: what’s your favourite shoegaze song or artist?In no particular order : Tokyo shoegazer, slowdive, have a nice life, mikgazer (album), my dead girlfriend, alcest, coltar of the deepestI love shoegaze
>>42834434Any time friend
>>42834429Lots of animals that we think of as night animals aren't that way naturally but only come out at night because they're avoiding the humans. I am the same as those animals.
>>42834442good taste stinky
>>42834442Is the one we were accusing of being a pooner? >>42834413Hey anon I said pooner. I might call them foid too.
>>42834374GTNH forever!!!
lunch today. thinking about park bom again
the clocks go forward in a week and the weather will be nice out and i can go outside again i cant wait im about to piss my pants thinking about it
>>42834450he's 5'3" so probably a ftm yes
>>42834457Do not piss your pants.
>>42834435it's so moe every time I see a newgen voca fan sekai really was a renaissance I'm happy more people are still listening to it
>>42834457Piss your pants for mommy
Can we just secede already :(Why do we have to let the world drag us behind when we're so far ahead. At this pace we won't even be liberals anymore bc the shitstain called earth is forcefully radicalizing the population into communists
>>42834454New Horizons. Ntb. I do really really like tfc though.
bleedoids do not interact
>>42834471I played new horizons a while back! I remember really liking it!
>>42834487I'm so stupid
>>42834471Tfc is so much fun though I really want to pick it up. I'm just so wedded to new horizons
>>42834171picrel made me lol
I'm not a broken bird chaser, I have a hero complex.
>>42834517will u bomb israel?
Fucking her until she leaks on my stomach then she licks it up and we kiss
>>42834487Darling... New Horizons is Greg Tech. Keep up. No wonder we have all this fucking creosote. I've almost set up the liquid furnace multi though. So it will be fine. I just can't for the life of me find the liquid input bus. I swear I had a ulv one right there on the bench... Omg Sophie, Tonya, whichever one you are right now, don't throw that.... In... the... lava.... Fuck! Do you know how long that took me to make? She just does it right Infront of my face too... Like a fucking cat or something. I just don't know why we need all this creosote.
>>42834524oy vey! i thought you goyim were our greatest ally??
>>42833978omg no way im on the podium!!
>>42834442All great. I think its Coaltar of the Deepers tho, not Deepest. Miss them.>>42834455fuck that looks so good...>>42834517see there u go kiddo sometimes u just gotta reframe things
Was pichucord wiped by discord? I got several warnings on my account yesterday
>>42834528Need it
I am a broken bird chaserI want a mentally ill tranny who doesn't understand why I love her and whose life would fall apart without me
>>42834540it was the brits we think
remember: don't ever be a transbian https://www.reddit.com/r/mypartneristrans/s/Dpy2PFjHxc
>>42834540>joining random 4chan eceleb discordsishyddt
I wish I could have girlcock in my ass
>>42834554Wahhhhh its not fair. Why are women so entitled?
>>42834559I wish I could have my cock in a girls ass.
>>42834554deserved. reppers and john50s deserve to be abused, ridiculed and put on a alimony payroll and never see their kids again. genuinely feel so much for this poor woman :(
>>42834530:3 a clean base is a happy base
>>42834554im not going to open this nad im going to keep being a transbian. Thoughts?
>>42834538Yeah my stupid phone changed it (phone poster I know)
Overcoming my autism and switching to Claude instead if chatgpt bc Dario bucking hegseth was aura and has a cool name and Altman is a walking cockroach
>>42834487god what was i even thinking of here. some ftb slop
>>42834554Lol imagine though. This is why reppers are retarded. I think the foid is also a retard. Was supportive until "things were explained" what and by whom? That you husband is current day holocaust target and you live in the fourth Reich? I mean I get being upset after that. Maybe don't be such a hormonal cunt though. You already drove away one man with your hysterics you irresponsible breeder. Let's be real, child of divorce stuck with mum and her repper, your kid will be lucky to be cannon fodder. I put my money on drug addict.
making a chaser smell my armpits crotch and butt right now
>>42834594I think god should kill you
>>42834601what happens if i licked your butt and armpits tho??
also notice how all of the post on that subreddit is about degenerate relationships(trannies with women/theyfabs/pooners or pooner4pooner) and not a single one is the holy union of a chaser and a tranny. well well welll
>>42834611you would probably get a little dizzy with heightened euphoria and arousal
What are people doing with AI apps like claude on their phone?I really never use AI at all and I dont get what people are using it for. If I need to find something out I just google it
>>42834541Same ere
>>42834613Chasers arent gay ass redditorsWe dont go on the internet to seek out relationship advice/talk about our relationships with strangersWe fuck our trannies and get on with our lives
>>42834616I mostly make it tell me im pretty and funny
>>42834616Anything
>>42834601That's cute but we know it's my armpits you want.
>>42834623
>>42834625but like what specifically. do you just ask it stuff?>>42834624isnt that what chasergen is for?
>>42834562she married a man not a gross crossdresser >>42834573REAL>>42834591my thoughts?you're lying not only are you not a transbian but you actually did open it but didn't read past the headline more out of laziness than principles
>>42834586Lol that's so cheeky. You know they have tfc and gtnh like shipped in a mod pack together. It's like CBT... Not for everyone, but if you have the right partner who knows how to work with you and push the limits, it can be rewarding.
My last requests:>list the best sitcoms that take place in each state>give me a Japanese passage to read>[person] name origin>how to transliterate "pao" into Chinese>what's the Muslim view on Abraham Isaac and Ishmael>best way to recarbonate frozen soda
>>42834644wow now i think god should kill you even more
>>42834632Im not allowed to post on chasergen anymore>>42834636i didnt open it because im not a DISGUSTING REDDITOR. and yea bcs im lazy. also how dare you i am a transbian >:(>>42834642whoaaaa god that sounds brutal. i have no idea how that would even work
does my chat gpt pass
>>42834644To recarbonate you need a bottle of c02 which is a couple hundred with attachments. Just buy a new bottle of soda for like $3 lol
>Asked to edit gawr gura image
>>42834615what about you? would you get a heightened sense of euphoria and arousal??
Need a tranny gf to watch videos explaining how people got stuff exploring caves and we can both look at each other and go "wow, I'd never climb down that cave"
>>42834656Or I can just keep it cold since co2 dissolved better into cold liquid
>>42834655Holy doxx
>>42834655Is that your real name,? Zigger momento
>>42834668oh no its my last nameeee oh nooo what will u do with that informationnnnn oh nooooo….. anyway
>>42834666Gas escapes from the bottle moron did you not take science classes
>>42834665my best friend from elementary school does cave diving stuff now kid was a pyshco back then and i guess still is
LMFAO a twofer
>>42834674Ok?
>>42834673I'm telling blobby
>>42834653They bridge the two with create mod. I got up to EV and clean rooms. It's pretty fucking wild. Also you're allowed to use Reddit. Pic rel. Just throw this in the trades face so nasty.
>>42834672Actual ai generated posts
picrel is my chatgpt history. i did not forget to add the picture, there is no picture because i dont use ai. i am a real person
>>42834684i see i see... that makes sense to me! brutal though... im impressed you got that far at allnobody should be using reddit!!!!>>42834685oh i just wanted to get a screenshot of it getting mad at me. it wouldn't really do it its too nice
>>42834686based luddite tranny
Deleting it is dumb, best option would be to pretend it was a bait like the fake trip. It's in the archive forever anyway>>42834655Idk probably not many Russian trans intersex immigrants living in Spain
>>42834684Is that mami?
>>42834694okay come find me, i dont have enough irl friends anyway, lets grab a beer
>>42834673You are a degenerate tranny in Russia. I could have you fined and imprisoned as an extremist. I don't think you'd do well in Ruski prison vatniki
Just make a bunch of posts about her being a spy across the internet
>>42834694oh thats probably true. no ragrets if someone wants to come hang out they're welcome to. im ready to go whenever
>>42834702i live in eu….
>>42834621You're kind of nasty huh. Lil bit of a freak
I cant stop jacking it to FTM yaoi!
is buying cute clothes that i wanna wear that are currently too small for me a decent strat to stay locked in, or have i just blown £40 on jeans im never gonna wear?
>>42834715Yowie zowie!!
>>42834706see i agree with this 100%, we and bronya are sisters that got lost and sent in 2 opposite corners of eurasia, we kindaish look alike too
>>42834653you're a hypersexual sex-repulsed straight woman struggling to come to terms with the fact that you no longer actually believe yourself to be bisexual and having trouble dealing with the notion of "sleeping with the enemy" as a proud feminist (with a gender traitor fetish that you hate)
>>42834720im so obsessed with the lore that we're secret twins or something
new server means the leaking faggot got owned>inb4 hurr transbians server even&oe a good chunk of the users are chasers and they were the first to join the new serverget fucked
>>42834727the leaker was a literal schizo tranny named robin from California
>>42834733bruh
I don't even use my real or original name anywhere that's not legal. Everything is the same as my screen name and just a variation of discordia/eris/cally even my name at jobs and stuff.
>>42834697Mami is a Finnish desert made from rye. >>42834710Lol a fucking moskul degenerate living in Eu? Who is your father? Who have you got blat with? Fucking oligarchy brats acting like the propaganda is based and they won't even stay in the fucking country and live it. They should drag you back there screaming. Satanist.
>>42834723Maybe cuntboys are just hot babe
>>42834743Lol
im fucking my hand
>>42834748For the record i did it first
>>42834743
lick my paw, mutt
>>42834741No that's mami
>>42834741u so aggressive
Im also a satanist if anyone cares
I am a hypersexual sex-repulsed straight woman struggling to come to terms with the fact that I no longer actually believe myself to be bisexual and having trouble dealing with the notion of "sleeping with the enemy" as a proud feminist (with a gender traitor fetish that you hate)Who wants to fix me
>>42834761Can we talk about me
>>42834760This is accurate bc they both die cold and miserable after a failed pointless march
Russia is the best country in the world. However, I will never ever live there
>>42834764if you find a second one can you send them my way
i put peanut butter on my cock if anyones hungry
>>42834716nah i think its a good idea you got this blaire!!
>>42834734Am I wrong?
>>42834770me chill in the sun wait out sanction end and then live best life in Russian Federation B)>>42834769no, NK will make dog and then they eat dog and afterwards they find big dog and gut it and live inside as its warm
>>42834779he looks like master shake
https://voca.ro/18BxbE7Cd8GNDaily song quota completed: No shoe gaze, but it’s an awesome song sung by an awesome lass
>>42834789awesome song
>>42834733was this "faye" who called themselves a military man and used to attack and groom younger trips in mtfg because they were jealous and like 50 years old?
>>42834782thank you anonymous user :) i enjoy posting pictures of me wearing crop tops once im sufficiently locked in
>>42834760Lol vatnik scum deserve no less. You're like tuberculosis. You'll be the death of the world if we don't contain you... But you'll always be a threat and we'll never get rid of all of you.
I only ever use AI to do my civics homework or to properly arrange/cite my essays
>>42834805And to gamble, degenerate.
mfw i see winemom :D
ive thought about it i think that anon was largely right even if the ftm yaoi thing is probably unrelated. i like gay men its the straight ones i dont like. also what the fuck is a gender traitor fetish
>>42834802you sounds like a hohol
>>42834799i'd enjoy crop top pictures of you now jus sayin
ignoring how thoroughly yassified the ai made me omg look how busted i wood be if i was blonde
>>42834827thought sobe got bangs lole
>>42834827blonde blaire works
>>42834796Yes I love it!
>>42834827I think that looks good!
>>42834826you would not, my body really doesn’t look very appealing rn, i’ve got loose skin from when i was REALLY fat and now that ive gained weight back it’s filled back up and just looks really gross, but i will stay locked in and have the body you picture me having
Computer, make me blonde
chat gpt make me empress of russia
deepseek tell me it is not over yet
>>42834816If I was, I'd have to chase you down and whip you like a cossack. Maybe I could just do your ass. We'll see Verynia.
claude kill me immediately
Computer, become an anthropoid and rape me
>>42834827blonde blaire is fucking hot holy smokes!!
>>42834837>>42834831>>42834829oh shit maybe i should reconsider what i’ve got booked in
>>42834810it's just 10 mxn parleys, I am very smart ok
>>42834861i have some cossack in my blood as is u larp.
>>42834880I'm curious what it would look like a bit darker blonde
Went to workDid fucking nothing smoked like 12 cigarettes took a shit and went home fuck them
>>42834880You may be able to look blonde... But can you think blonde? Can you BE blonde?This is not a simply a hair colour, this is your life now.
>>42834890I prefer my ice... crushedAhh image
>>42834842how fat was really fat
Computer make me 45 lbs heavier
>>42834827Silver frames and no piercings if you do
>>42834899if you eat normally and eat all your poop it's guaranteed you'll gain weight
>>42834894Idc about any of that, I just appreciate the cat for who he is
>>42834665possibly beware of this anon
>>42834892yeah the other day my friend called me an airheaded blonde with the working memory of a goldfish and I had no rebuttal to her comment ;_;
How to get a boyfriend
I cant imagine not having youtube premium. 3x speed, no ads, automatic sponsor skipping, YouTube music premium, background and pip playback on mobile, better bitrate and resolution options. Its like a different service
Also I remember my first time actually seeing porn was back when youtube premium was called youtube red and I accidentally searched redtube bc i didnt remember it right and getting face blasted with porn.
>>42834887Yeah Kuban probably...
>>42834918nothing good on
>>42834885Okay.
Oh my god fuck myself rape myself
>>42834664yeah my body and brain is very responsive and submissive and reactive to what you do and how you lead me thats how to activate sexo
>>42834915Post gps coordinates and a pic of spread butthole
>>42834915>find a man>inject him with a strong paralytic>remove all his fingers and toes>remove his hands and feet>remove his arms and legs>remove his nose, nipples, and hair>remove his teeth>wire his jaw open
>>42834934I have already done both of these things. Should i spread my butthole again im worried it'll have weird patchy fake tan
>>42834897125kg (5’8.5”)
>>42834936Ok wait hang on im on step 4 does it have to be hands THEN feet or can it be any order
>>42834943ugh you need help with everything. figure it out yourself. pig
>>42834913I find it helps to have ADHD. But I'm glad for you. Being blonde is a serious responsibility. I swear we're not stupid though. It's just sometimes it's easy to get distracted or confused. Just because we got more going on than them, that's all. And besides what's wrong with being blonde? They're just jealous.
>>42834942That's like an average americanI was 5'9 and 410 lbs, now that's really fat. Walmart american territory
https://discord.gg/5VDuENGTgB
>>42834949IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY
>>42834827This just looks nice tho
i do think i was probably never more powerful than i was when i was blonde
>>42834959you dont deserve a bf. send the poor guy on his way
they have anal bleach but do they have anal tan
>>42834967this is actually true and what i usually do. but i WANT a bf
>>42834953imagine complaining about americans being fat while being this tuddy lardass
>>42834964Bring back blondya
>>42834969I believe most normal tans work on the anus
do they have tranny stripe tan?
>>42834950Right!? Im glad to be recognized, we're just operating at a different level because of the ADHD perk<3 And we get to be the villain in Alfred Hitchcock shows.
I like grey hair best.
>>42834942So ... 135kgs and 5'11?Trannys are women and they always be rounding down.Hey I'm sure you are aiming for 125. Get it girl. But you aren't losing those inches.
I asked chatgpt what I would look like at 120 lbs and I'm genuinely crine at the output image
>>42834975An observation is not a complaint
>>42834977i dyed my hair black like theres no coming back from that its a commitment
>>42834964I was an objectively horrible person when I was blonde, but it basically wasn't my fault.
>>42834995How flexible are you in the hips and legs? Can your ankles go up next to your ears or?
>>42835001There's too much fat in the way even if the flexibility existed
>>42834995You could be in a Brad Mondo cringe reaction vid if you tried though, that would kinda slay
It's a shame to have grown to learn I'm just not blaire's type.
>>42834980Wanna test it out on eachother?
need leon kennedy boyfriend
>>42834932that's hot i like submissive girls
>>42835020Maybe if you're working with a small cock. I reckon I could fuck her straight.
>>42835040Is that a wig? Your bangs are so long.
>>42834999oh no yea i was also a demon and it was entirely my fault. no ragrets>>42835001i mean im no contortionist but im definitely relatively flexible compared to most people just from doing yoga regularly>>42835025it would not be cringe it would simply be a tragedy. no matter how much you do things correctly sometimes it is just not possible with hair. if i wanted to go blonde i would buy a wig>>42835027YES
Claire redfield girlfriend
>>42835042>hello I just entered the thread
Nemesis boyfriend
>>42835040no>>42834827this one is better
>>42835040i like you with piercings more better
ive been drinking
I am jill valentine gf
>>42835029i used to have a leon kennedy bf he died in 2023https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYPIeVxBJrk
>>42834953>>42834987please bear in mind i’m not american, 125kg is fat around these parts, i never got back up to that level but my last weigh in was 87kg so a while to go before the crop tops come back out i think
>>42835047:3? Hii
>>42835054Me too let's get a greggs
>>42835070id like that a lot
>>42834984Oh sweetie you don't need to worry about some silly man making up lies about you for his stories. Just go get your nails did and buy something nice like hmmmm. I dunno where you are but I imagine the weather is getting warmer. So I'm thinking maybe some cute strappy wedges or something like that to show off your freshly done toeseys. More like Alfred no cock. Forget him babes.
bmth girl how was work today??
leon kennedy boyfriend that throws me through the wall like mr x boyfriend
>>42835076Rick can you just troon already
>>42835049i got it to unyassify me in the second one so that might be why desu>>42835051thank you, so do i, it’s just more my style authentically
Asking chatgpt to add weight to you just makes you look like an anime character
bone smashing my tranny to undo her ffs
>>4283506087 kg i could toss that around all day
Bone smashing my tranny(Thwacking my big penis into her little penis really hard over and over)
>>42835081my leon kennedy bf used to protect me from mr x but then mr x got me and i had to call more leon kennedy bfs
>>42835077im on my break rn! still in the trenches until 7. how about you? how’s doggy doing?
chatgpt knows i'm blasting right now lol
Think I'm going to get my haircut next Wednesday >>42833978Wow the AI doesn't care about me
>>42835044>YESBe gentle idk what's going on back there babepink hole is very outdated I think
need to give a girl a nice wedgie that squeezes her girl dick and girl balls. lift her up with the wedgie, her gick tip is now wet, and onto my lap. massaging her breasts to help them grow. kissing and sucking on her neck. she's laying back into me grinding on my cock with her slutty girl moans whispering into my ear.
Stfu rick
>>42835109suddenly im a bp looksmaxxer
>>42835116its just like whats the narrative. whats the vision. you know what i mean
>>42835120Need a gf who looksmaxxes her boipussy
chaser bf i nap with
>>42835083Who is Rick again? I forget everyone names. You all have too many aliases. >>42835060Even 87 is a bit much for 5'8. I shouldn't stir you, so I won't. Keep with it. Do you have the girl dinner needle?
>>42835124.... u think its low tier...?
my boy pussy is low tier mid :(
>>42835109Dreamy
>>42835110how many leon kennedy bfs do you have? can i borrow one?
>>42835118I've seen that webm. They aren't a tranny though just a twink.
>>42835112glad you're on break but till 7 thats rough! you start later tho right? don't get trench foot or artillery striked ;) and he's probably sleeping on the couch right now or barking at delivery drivers i got another 45 mjnutes till i'm home playing ball wkth him
>>42835151>>42835118post the webm. now.
>>42835151>>42835158yeah post it
>>42835123I kind of think analpolitan could be cute, like a bit of everything you couldn't piss anyone off
>>42835162oh thats exquisite for sure
i miss being young and fertile
>>42835158>>42835159It's probably on hm.
leon Kennedy gf.
Shaved my ass once, hole was dark, never bothered AGAIN.
Quesadilla con jamon :)
>>42835129yeah i’m well aware im overweight, trying to get it back down, ive ordered the girl dinner needle, been going to the gym on the way home from work too, hoping things will start to improve>>42835107now this im interested in, if you think you can handle the mass you just come visit me any time you like handsome x
>>42835181Chaser btwDark hole is fine though
4 beers :)
i lasered my hole
I got a doggy!!! :D
>>42835118wtf i didn’t know i needed this??>choid bf who does this to me
>>42835187>i’m well aware im overweightAll the best trannys are bubby.
>>42835151Twinks are basically women
Weigh in guesses
>>42835115rav everytime i listen to adtr it makes me think of you lol
>>42835214No I'm sorry but skinny trannies are the best
bleached my ass once. very "safe" low dose bleaching that requires multiple sessions but i only went to one because i am poor. it was so hot. she came to the front desk, pointed at me. i heard her talking to the scheduling lady. she literally told her that SHE was going to bleach my ass. in the room she was so flirty. i was in a black dress with red panties. she was giggling and smiling and literally massaged around my asshole for what felt like 20 minutes. i leaked onto the table because i was bent over having lotion rubbed into my taint and around my hole. i am too embarrassed to go back. she was loving it and said, "don't worry this happens a lot. that's what the table lining is for. she just kept going. i was blushing so hard at checkout. she was standing there smiling.
>>4283522172.8!
>>42835224this would probably either fix me or make me worse
>>42835221Just fuck a boy anon. I'm mogging cissies with my tits and ass over here.
>>4283521982.6
>>42835214i wouldn’t mind being a little doughy and plump in the right places but a sagging down gut is NOT what you want your troid to look like (desu i think it looks fine on everyone else im just self conscious about it on me)
>>42835224Trip on alex
>>42835224lol > she was giggling and smiling and literally massaged around my asshole for what felt like 20 minutes
>>42835224Hot I really hope this isn't rick
Bleach your asshole all you want but if you bleach your tranny stripe, you're single from now on.
>>42835254it is but its hot
>>42835254that's 100% rick lol
>>42835239Sure lol. That is not overweight that some category of obese. These are not the same thing. Like let's be really real. 87 will be overweight for your height. Which is why it is fine. For some reason people seem to think overweight is the same as 600lbs or something... These are clinical descriptors.
>>42835258i go down mines with a sharpie any time i think i might get some action
>>42835264>>42835260How come he never posted dress and thing pics here. Rude
>>42835258heart stripe still going strong tranners check your belly and see if you can see a feint line above your belly button that goes to your heart
Would a Tranner date a guy who has a roster of femboys, twinks and other tranners but he promised he'd be loyal to you?
>>42835156yeah i start around noon except on saturdays where i also finish sooner. i hope u have fun playing with him later!!!
>>42835303no thats a recipe for std & aids
>>42835290his mind is beyond the ken of the likes of you and i
>>42835206I microwaved my pole
>>42835303Yea i have basically no self respect anymore
i airfried my hole
>>42835316definitely will! you going to the gym today or is it a rest day?
>>42835303Sure but I don't fuck without testing. And I expect testing for all of you frequently. It's going to end up being a hassle. But I know I give excellent head and have a very nice tussy so I'm sure you'll give up the easy sluts for the premium.
>>42835303lets be real here brother its probably mostly twinks lmao
>>42835333All of the alarms just went off at the backshotability monitoring facility
>>42835335omg yes please be stu
>>42835339i went earlier this morning! didn’t have much time so i just did half my leg day, will probably do the other half tomorrow.
they killed my dawg
>>42835239Things you feel about yourself do not live in a vacuum. Thats a cope. Your own insecurities are a reflection of the way you judge others, and the way you judge yourself reflects on to those around you. It just sounds mean to say>I judge people for being fatWhich is why we cope in this way. It often is not even conscious. The most obvious example is the way people here talk about themselves like they are men. Even if they think other trans women are hot, this is rooted in a sort of reactive disgust at trans women, where you're worried of being the caricature of a hon that you yourself judge. This is not to say that you should not work on your weight or whatever, but I think more meaningfully working through insecurities requires you to make the choice to be nicer to yourself and to others. Or else you'll just be skinny and self hating.
So much of life is just eating and shitting
My anus is the color of pitch
>>42835385and sleeping1/3rd of your life you are unconscious
>>42835385Butter the toast, eat the toast, shit the toast. God lifes relentless
You girls ever wear cute black or white stockings?
>>42835333It's just awkward. You know if you do keto and regular 72 hour fasting you can increase autophagy. But it depends how slowly you want to lose weight. Not to brag but my plan is to just deal with it surgically if I have to. But so far it's a little more even. I don't think you're being harsh. But I do know many many chasers who don't care and would think it's cute lol. But I appreciate that you wouldn't. I also don't on my body either.
>>42835385Not mine, well not before
>>42835385thats why you gotta make sure you're having as much fun as possible doing both!
>>42835393White yeah but only in the winter
>>42835393sometimes. depends. who's asking
>>42835385
>>42834636>she married a man not a gross crossdresserheh, grossdresser
Tfw no bf
Taking a fat motherfucking shit at work
>>42835371you're legs are gonna be double sore! lemme know if you need a leg massage i'll be there lol also when you do that do you split like quads and hammies/glutes?
>>42835224this'll just be alex or rick right
>>42835393I live in the sub tropics... So it can only be fishnets, and they're a bit too bedroom only... Truth I prefer red or pink ones to match my complexion, but I do think white ones are cute. I might do this soon I have this white babydoll they will go nicely with that.
>>42835220Good, that's how it should be :)<3 <3 <3
>>42835392Never done glue, never boffed a tranny, I've barely lived
>>42835426why would it be alex?
>>42835254
>>42835477My babies are meant to go in that tummy
>>42835497shut up
Amazon is kind of like heroin.... Like yeah but nah but yeah but nah but yeeeaaahhhh. You know what I mean? Cheap body con some moid will love, pic rel. He liked the last one. So thanks anon for prompting me.
My body is a machine that turns gender dysphoric trannies into suicidal gender dysphoric trannies
>>42835537me next please
>>42835540*injects you with a serum that kys's yourself*Oh wait no that was the vehemently racist serum
>>42835395i looked into dealing with it surgically and like yeah i could but if im dropping that kinda money on surgery then im getting a pussy, i would take fat with a pussy over skinny with a dick anytime, so we’ll just have to wait and see i guess
>>42835551Minorities
>>42835477>that little bulgeholy shit you're so cute
Gonna play all the main resident evil games starting tmrw
>>42835446yes mam!! hows scoots ana did you ever get your furnace fixed/the thing under your house lol
is it true that THOSE people smell bad?
>>42835395i think autophagy for loose skin is a meme. it’s living tissue you’re not gonna get rid of it by fasting.micro needling seems to have some temporary appearance benefits, and putting on muscle helps too, but neither are gonna completely get rid of it if you have a significant amount.
>>42835477Nice larp, where'd you steal that pic from though she's really hot
before any of you jump to conclusions, I am obviously talking about waste collectors, like garbage men
do you think sneed jenkem smells bad?
>>42835582you can forget the 3 remake if you want to tho
https://voca.ro/195LhhvZ2WMq
>>42835618racist question
>>42835584they are the worst type of people you can be, after all, it would make sense
Need a cis lady to snuggle her butt into me as we cuddle
is it true THEY refuse to wear deodorant???
dont ever reduce the dosage of your psych meds this shit is not worth it. sitting here bored of out my mind while my body is sobbing uncontrollably. dude im trying to build a windmill can u wrap it up or
>>42835610Collectors is our word but you can say Collectas
I refuse to wear deodorant.
I'm sick and had to go home early and it sucks :((((
>>42835623I heard that it was really bad. I was gonna play just the remakes minus 3 and play original but desu I'll just play all the originals and the newest remakes of the first 4. I'm just doing it so I can talk to myself and voicetrain so more games = more training
i wear deodorant but only sometimes ;3
those people make me sick
sneed jenkem wears deodorant
I'm having some IKEA furniture delivered this friday, any trannies interested in me uploading videos of myself assembling the furniture. I think this would be called a "lewd".
>>42835678id like that a lot
>>42835678yes
>>42835535that’s great, rick
I understand enjoying a woman on the heavier side, hell i sometimes prefer it. But the influx of genuinley fucking fat to obese trannies flooding the entire board is grossing me out, that shit does NOT look good at all
My sweat kinda smells like off brownies so it doesnt bother me, and it's not smell able unless ur like in my pits, and I don't really sweat. But I still try to use this bc sweat is gross
>>42835633pretty overrated when they never let you use their butt
i wish i was cool and popular like sneed jenkem T~T
Furthermore, I refuse to use soap.
>>42835701sorry
my new custom made perfume smells amazing, I wish I could share smells online
>>42835701sorry anon :( i’m trying my best
>>42835736is this abt jenkem
>>42835717Why'd they put a remote vibrator on that dog's head
>>42835224They're literally all transbians its wild
>>42835754Unchaser is ALWAYS right
>>42835750its a cat actually u can tell from the whiskers
>>42835747no I actually make my own perfume, I like to smell woody
my sweat reeks of weed, why is that?
>>42835762it feels like this
>>42835754White trannies are the only population of troons that are majority gayThe rest (asian, latino, mena, etc) are straight
why did the chasers abuse and bully dagwy she just wanted to make friends
>>42835770i blow my bong rips on you while you sleep
>>42835767woa thats ccooli wanna start wearing perfume i think tha twould rly level up my characterworried abt smelling like a grandma tho
old spice wishes it could smell as natty as me
>>42835770
>>42835770fuckin polis planted a bag in your bunghole
>>42835784i always had the craziest crush on him which looking back is probably the cause of a lot of things
>>42835784Dat STANK
>>42835781i smell like old spice and marb reds i don't smoke but everyone at work does
>>42835780I would make you a nice fruity lavender vanilla spray bottle, I think that would suit you really well
i smell like a tranny
>>42835803i didnt know u made perfume thats so cool... i used to play with it here and there but never all that seriously i need to pick it back up
gained weight
unchaser vs poopanon debate on the bronya podcast with bronya as the moderator
>>42835810debate on what
lavender, vanilla, charcoal, pine needlesi think id like a scent with these notes. maybe swap lavender for coffee grounds idk.
>>42835583Scoots is good. I'll try to get new videos soon, I gitta out the camera back out there <3I guess it got dragged off or something bc I turned my heat back on when my laundry room flooded to try and keep the pipes from freezing and there wasn't a smell anymore! Lol
>>42835812climate change? i don't know that's 4 you to figure out
Actually I'm gonna get an emulator and start playing re1 asap
>>42835822Im thinking....
>>42835809idk if you could fist me when im sober
I'm feeling suicidal, and I want to tell my boyfriend but I don't want to scare him. I'm unemployed, got laid off nearly a year ago at this point, have done countless interviews, but no job. I feel like a leech.
>>42835787they went deep because it wont go away>>42835778could you stop, you're really aiming for my arm pits something brutal its potent>>42835784would
>>42835778can u blow them in my mouth
>>42835824Oh they're in GOG
>>42835809>>42835477hear me out, is this the one with the really dark cock? like well-done?
>>42835840tell us instead dont put it on him. also you need to get into the healthcare system do you have health insurance?you need to go to the welfare place and if it gets too intense and you act on it you need to go to the hospital..the hospital could maybe even get you started on all of this.
Like I'm not gonna think every new person is rick but if you're screencapping grainy vids and hardcore agp posting and naming your filenames rick-style, it kinda makes it obvious fred
>>42835866I'm on Medicaid and food stamps, and currently receiving unemployment benefits of $422 a week.
>>42835840Telling people is the best thing to do when it gets that badThey're not gonna immediately lock you up, you just won't feel so trapped inside yourself and alone anymore and people can help by just caring about you
>>42835889I need a bitch like this so fucking bad
>>42835745I haven't seen your name recently, so you're not who i had in mind, moreso i was thinking of those weirdos that started fatgen especially that ogre Kat, I fw Cow though.
>>42835840actually if you go to the hospital they'll get you a social worker and that person is going to do all of this for you. you can get mentally disabled if its effecting your life so much and get a lot of help with everything
>>42835808it’s fun, and they come out better than any brand names, you def should
>>42835875okay good. they can ask you maybe 10 questions, and just tell them your depressions really bad and they can get you the social worker and case manager and they'll start by talking to you an hour a week or so and see what you want or need help with and start doing all of that for you
Hoisted by your own petard is a funny phrase. People should use it more so that I can giggle.
You just know brovya smells like sour dig and arm pits
>>42835889umm. are you posting lewds of my neighbor..
>>42835911im hoisted by my own retard <--- me (im the retard)
>>42835918why does everyone always say i smell bad im not stinky im very clean and i almost always wear perfume the only bad smell is that i smoke
We need to bring back peak white songI'm gonna start saying golly and hoity-toity
>>42835910I still do therapy, but it's not helping much anymore. This past weekend, my bf and I were hanging out and it used to be (even when I started being unemployed) I'd pay for my half of dinner. He didn't want me to do that at all anymore. Told me every penny counts now, no matter what.I'm just so tired. I want to work again, but I feel like the entire reason I'm not getting hired is because I'm trans.
>>42835947>peak white songWe already have that it's grunge and shoegazeSlang*
>>42835875also if you go try to pack some things or wear extra sets of clothes nothing with strings. cause they will either keep you for a few hours, or 3 days, or 2+ weeks depending on your behavior and what you tell them but they will get you help. i get hooked up its amazing i have 5 people helping me every week
>>42835953You need to figure out how to let go of your capitalist brainwashing, it's okay to not be self-sufficient when you're struggling and dealt a poor hand, and you're lucky enough to have someone who loves and supports you, your bad luck won't last forever foreverYour inner dialogue is irrationally mean to yourself, are you not working on how to separate it and and let it flow by without letting it suck you down in therapy?
>>42835947I'm just never gonna say someone is hoity toity when I can say they're up themselves. just a beautiful phrase.i like saying people have lost the run of themselves also
Omg they're banning trans solidarity in r/falloutmemes
Hmm I think I will drastically change my personality to be liked more by chasers
>>42835995>i, tengaI love you for this, I hope it's an original
>>42836021its an original I'm quite taken with it also
>>42836020Become fatter and more alcoholic in that case
>>42835953do you have the depression or seasonal depression do you feel better when its nice outside?you only need something close by part time to get you started, life is like that sometimes it sucks. your therapist can probably connect you to different people that your insurance covers that can help youdo you live in a state that has good supports for lgbt people? or no?
>>42836013The ftm in the brotherhood of steel is awful desu
>>42836035You got it boss!
absolutely retarded that the report and posting captcha cooldowns are shared
>>42835803:D thats so sweet <3
>>42836062Pls don't report my posts I'm doing my best to be a good girl
>>42836071i won't as long as you don't attention-whore
>>42836062were you reporting my neighbor or stu
My name is Marco Rubio and Im a proud chaser.
>>42833956>qott: what’s your favourite shoegaze song or artist?I don't listen to shoegaze.>Woke up and I'm still sickCan it just kill me already.
>>42836084is it a crime for girls to have fun
>>42836100Marco rubio what is your wisdom
>>42836108it unironically should be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxPO6nwQvxY
prayers for my gacha rolls please. ill do whatever it takes to get u to wish me luck on my gacha rolls >///<
>>42836116thats so mean...
>>42833956Definitely Mercury lately, but more gaze-influenced than full shoegaze which is more what I'm into latelyhttps://youtu.be/RkonzbudX1QReposting my favorite of theirs
fucking a tenga and thinking of bronya's loose sloppy
>>42836129just don't be a whoreit's not hard
i wish i was hot
>>42836108Nah it's cool
>>42836146>wedding ringanon is your wife pretty
>>42836140it isnt loose....>>42836142i dont understand :c whgat do u mean>>42836143same :(
>>42836164Please be a whore actually
>>42836160I took the photo idiot, that's my choidsband.
>>42836168idk how to be a whore im shy
>>42836171this gen isn't for male chasers
>>42836172Just post a picture of your butt, its so easy
>>42836171i bet he can treat you better than i can ;3
>>42836172This IS Bronya isn't it?
Uh-oh my throat is randomly funny feeling and everyone is sick lately Gonna slam a grip of vitamin C
>>42836179Yeah but we can't get pregabalin if we lewd together ... So you're ahead.
>>42836178but my butt is gross>>42836180i contain multitudes (derogatory)
>>42836175enema, booze,poppers,stimulants,dicks
>>42836188ez
>>42836187visit any gloryholes lately?
>>42836191and ive always said this
>>42836196Yeah obviously don't ask stupid questions
>>42836204DEEP THROAT GONORRHEA DIAGNOSED
>>42836187Yeah it's not a fun cold and it's hitting hard and fast
>>42836200you still have to shower and do your hair and makeup and all that but that's a standard formulation to activate whore mode in pretty much anyone
We posting our current drug cocktails?Caffeine, alcohol, monk fruit extract, seroquel, sertraline, carbohydrates, jacking my dick, liking a girl a lot
>>42836222i love monk fruit
Water.
>>42836222Caffeine and nicotine
>>42836217Still sending the "FUCK OFF COLD" hyperbeam energy directly into your third eyeI don't believe in viruses so I actually can't get sick if I strongmind it so I'll be fine I bet
>>42836222im on constant comment tea and welbutrin xl but i have access to marijuana, nicotine, psilocybin mushrooms, cocaine residue, psilocin, amyl nitrate, and alcohol.. but right now im on tea and welbutrin wish me luck
Casting protection spells on all of the viruses of the world. Praise be unto papa Nurgle.
>>42836257yayyyyyyy praise to daddy nurgle!!!
computer give the gayest chaser in this thread a milk mustache
just woke up, and unfathomablely hard.t. trannie
>>42835453Me? I'm a norm. A real meat and potatoes, straight up and down, beef wellington, don't trust the argies, dick in vagina, Cheddar cheese and chicken tikka masala tran.Is this why you're into me anyway? Just a superhans inspired bucket list item yeah? tsk i see how it is
>>42836271Chaser btw
ISP service is down, thank god to 5G for making me gay and not making me take a break from my internet tranny friends and tranny-enjoying friends
why does every gacha banner have to have an accompanying dog tier pop rap music video nowhttps://youtu.be/NU6J88t4luMits already humiliating enough playing this shit at my age
>>42836222I raise you caffeine, alcohol, milk, spironolactone, candles, posting butt and tits for (you)s, and liking a guy a lot
>>42836222what are seroquel, sertralineim on caffeine, creatine, estrogen and progesterone i guess
Should I get electroysis on my legs if I already got laser? I basically only have like a few stray hairs I deal with like once every 4-6 months, and I just user tweezers to get those. What does chasergen think?
>>42836298DONT DO IT!!!! those are the last places ur soul can hide while ur thinking perverted thoughts if u get rid of all the hair and think perverted ur soul has nowhere to go so it flies out of your you know what
>>42836290Moid came to my house and saw my 5G tower and was like this explains everything... Is this what he meant? No wonder he dips and bails. I'ma have to sell my house.
>>42836293Post milk for (you)sThat last one is pretty based btw
>>42836279All I'm saying is I'd take a bullet up the arris for yaI would open an umbrella up inside my arris for this one
>>42836222caffeine, nicotine, test, eq and this stupid crush i have on a girl
>>42836222>current drug cocktailsBronya, Sonya, Sophia, Tonya, and I, Tenga
>>42836291listening to this on loop btw
>>42836328im calling poison control right now! hang in there!!!
>>42836328omg i almost ejaculated in my pants
>>42836318Unironically the nicest thing a man has ever said to me
How did Shia Labeouf become this like weird tortured artist personalike you the nigga from even stevens just chill
>>42836222>We posting our current drug cocktails?B12, Amphetamines, EEn, 12" dildo, missing the jacked choid
>>42836358because of us unironically more so 4chin pawel but still us i was there https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vw9zyxm860Q
>>42836222ummm im not wearing any today!
>>42836375I do remember watching this live on /pol/Sorry trannies I wasnt that big of a chud I swear
>>42836384say something woke right now!
>>42836385Be quiet, a black woman is speaking.
>>42836388
>>42836358Child actors are almost always fucked up
are there any blaire appreciators in tonight? i have a proposal but i wanna scope out my audience first
>>42836398mary-kate and ashley olsen were child actors and they turned out fine
>>42835662Skank
>>42836400look i'd have to swim across the atlantic and it's a little cold right now
>>42836408dont call me a skank!!! and don't flirt with me off trip rach it makes me feel nervous it's like you can see me but i can't see you
>>42836250Lol>>42836316It's just a large fairlife choccy milk that I already inhaledAnd yeah he's p cute and on my mind lots>>42836358Lolllldidnt he buy pizzas for people in front of a news crew one time
>>42836406True!
Rach mogs literally every tranny here. Rach mogs.
>>42836222I used to enjoy getting blackout drunk, pulling myself out of the blackout with cocaine without my own consent, and getting really delusional and insane in front of the hoes
Lindsay Lohan and her twin sister also turned out fine
>>42836385everyone please be quiet listen and learn a transgender emaciated person of color of poverty is about to post something
>>42836423did you see this that they did i always thought it was so fabulous
rach gets mogged by 90% of trannies here on personality alone
>>42836291>>42836329Why you name yourself Tenga
>>42836385Every February I zelle my black friend $20 and every June he zelles me $20 as a sign of solidarity and respect
>>42836442it's gaelic it means "purity". don't you think its pretty?
i think every girl here has a cuter face and personality than roach
>>42836447i do this with my friend too but its $17. and she might just be from malta
>>42836452It is entirely possible that rach's face could be very beautiful
Wealth gap relationships are very strange.
rach is a sissy most foul
The other 10 months are all white male pride month so trannies and blacks must send me 20 each of those
>>42836466but mister, i don't have any money... if only there was some other way i could pay you...
>>42836460doubt that
>>42836461I totally disagree
Rach's hole mogs.
>>42836425you know things are rough when chuds have to glaze the foulest sissy imaginable
>>42836450I got a feeling that it means something else
>>42836479Why?
>>42836475its a possibility we have to take seriously. maybe he's like tom cruz under there. or celia cruz i guess.
>>42836452the dump I took earlier logs roach in every category
>>42836488i didnt know u spoke gaelic :O
yknow for someone who doesn’t have autism my social awareness is so poor, i am constantly humiliating myself in get worst ways possible
>>42836460He's not ugly, he just doesn't want his face public
>>42836461kinda ruined my last relationship ngl
>>42836501how would he describe it, do you think, if he were here?
>>42836489Because if neither party is in the relationship over money it shouldnt really matterI've never viewed relationships as a financial thing
>>42836501his face has been posted on /b/ though and it's grim
@lime slush alani anoni got the orange cream one today. it was gud.
>>42836496i took a big dump today and clogged the toilet and left it like that for my chaser
>>42836500It's very possible that you do have autism
>>42836461even without the stuff about like how everyone's balance is looking at the moment ive dated across like big class divides a couple times just in terms of background and there's a surprising amount of stuff that comes up in that. but obviously i think its good and worth doing and ppl should date for love
i wish i had the cool autism that made me good at something
>>42836500oh everyone here has autism this gen is an immediate autism diagnosis
>>42836513Are you retarded lol if it's a long term relationship and one partner wants to go on vacation but the other can't afford it then the partner making more money is able to exert control. What about buying a house? It will never be an equal relationship in any aspect
>>42836513Mm well its not about finances, more about lifestyle and experience. Growing up very poor, I cannot relate to growing up with wealth. It changes the way you engage with the world around you.
The best vacations are always the cheapest ones where you just grab a tent and sleep together in a forest
>>42836535I got that one it's pretty basedBut it also made me autistic on top of it so that kinda sucked
>>42836545need
>>42836500maybe you have mild autism or aspergers
>>42836487I'll let you in on a little secret. All my rach mogs posts are bait
>>42836545cuuuuteeee need this
>>42836535You've yet to find your thing. Keep searching.
>>42836509Kind of androgynous in structure like nothing super masculine. Normal lips, not that big, he posted his eyes before, but what do I know about that racist sissy sexpest, I'm just an anon.
>>42836538I have the money to go on a nice vacation once or twice a year but I dont really do it and prefer more chill hiking/camping trips and road trips that are pretty cheap so it wouldn't really matter to me if my gf couldnt afford a vacation. If we're at the stage of buying a house together I wouldn't mind putting more/all of the money down and paying more of the bills if she didn't make much money. I'd probably want to have lived together a while before we made a commitment like that anyways so I'm guessing if she was broke I'd have been paying most or all of the rent in the first place anywaysI'm not retarded anon, I'm just not that materialistic. >>42836541I just don't really get that IDK. It's just never really been something that comes up for me.
>>42836526i was really thoroughly tested in childhood and i referred myself to get tested again as an adult and every single psychologist or whatever i’ve spoken to have all given the same response of “not autistic, just like that”like tonight i was chatting to a sorta friend about something to do with a mutual friend, and like the second the hindsight hit me it was so clear this was such a pathetic, embarrassing and inappropriate thing to bring up, but like i just whole hog did it anyway??? so fucking embarrassing that i’m considering just genuinely never speaking to him again, like full block he no longer exists tier
>>42836563huehuehuhuehuewhat about a celebrity lookalike if u had to pick one
the trannies here eyemog rach
>>42836555I mean yeah but there is unironically a weird chud who glazes roach 24/7. I banned him from my discord
When I'm not so swamped with demo tracking and edits and mixes I really want to write "A Sissy Most Foul" in the style of TBDM about roachThat shit could actually slap
>>42836569Unfortunately your retarded world view doesn't align with reality
You guys are filling your mentioning Rach quota of an average of 10 times a day in 10 minutes lol. You guys are obsessed with mentioning that sissy faggot.
>>42836575I can't imagine having standards that low
>>42836586He's a joke it's really fun to dunk on him it's good entertainment. It's too bad he died in that train explosion so he can't be here to do it directly to him anymore :(
>>42836584It sounds like you might just be a bit of a faggot
i dont want to be good with money i want to be a financially irresponsible heiress whose beleagured husband is constantly hiding her wallet fromor wait husband might be ambitious. vampire yaoi butler financial advisor i hire
>>42836545love this turning your sleeping bags into a double bed and having her be my little spoon the whole trip
>>42836597wait its a train explosion now what the fuck happened on there thats terrifying
>>42836570i run away from people all the time doesnt matter if they're good or bad for me something changes in my brain and i goi have to be careful about that cause i've lost some really healthy relationships i shouldn't have let go of
>>42836572If he does makeup to try and pass as a female just for fun he was told he looks like sssniperwolf by a few people on Omegle.
ugh why is pirating games so hardddddddddddddd
>>42836614you know like, just for fun. just normal dude stuff. doesn't have to mean anything
>>42836600We are the same person.
>>42836608i mean it’s hardly like a super close friendship or anything hence why im genuinely considering just removing him from my life forever as a viable option, like he’s chill but i wouldn’t lose anything from my life really
>>42836626would tell you to just go on myrient but browns/zoomers are exploding their bandwidth now. ironic
>>42836626resident evil?
has anybody seen roach??
>>42836635we're out here!!!!!!
>>42836641i love myrient!!! they have eledees on there which is probably my favourite game of all time. in america i think it was called elebits but here it was called eledees so it'll always be eledees tome
be honest do you all think i’m weird (bad)?
>>42836656i do not think this. i think you're cool
>>42836656no you are enjoyable and not a weird chud
>>42836655hhnngnfnnn
>>42836558i really hope i find it.
>>42836655I would be able to make it fit not because of my sexual prowess but simply as a result of my pure heart and open mind
>>42836641:(>>42836642yes. I figured out fitgirl, repaid mullvad dealt with jdownloader etc, but she literally only repacked the first original game. so like whats even the point. and steamrip just looks like cancer i dont trust it. I feel like it shouldn't be this hard. I was emulating games as a literal child on my phone (that I 100% had legit copies of and got the iso from) and it was literally click download and play. Now it's all bait download links and isp cucking and endless additional software to download shit.I'm just gonna save up for the gog bundle and emulate god of war for now instead since I have no moral quandary since theres no way to play the games now and i already 100% have the copies anyway
>>42836656no not really you self reflect and think about things its a good sign think about how crazy people that don't arethe good thing about trannies is they usually have higher iq's than the average person which is also like a mild curse and blessing lol
>>42836608Can you explain what exactly changes for you or why you feel you need to run
>>42836677rocking back and forth in my chair reading this
i need a 6'6” 200 year old bad boy millionaire vampire respectful gentleman with piercing blue eyes and a full head of hair bf
>>42836660thank you v much :) <3 you’re cool as fuck too x i’m actually having such a crashout over this >>42836570 for some reason???? like i am on the verge of ripping my fucking skin off why the fuck would i bring that up omg
>>42836690I want the exact same thing but make him bald
geek ass nerd ass cs major bf who becomes a pirate for me
>>42836693oh i totally get that. but its whatever like life is full of regrets you gotta let things go wherever you can
>>42836699eww
>>42836699feels like we're supposed to be guessing if things are cake again
>>42836450You tongue?
>>42836699>6699Hell yes
>>42836700dog I was pirating pc games at 9 years old
Nothing sucks more as a car guy then finally blowing your transistor.
>>42836694been waiting for someone to give me the confidence to dress like a vampire
>>42836710i do yea but not on the first date
>>42836626noob lol
>>42836717i like the post but do you think we could make it a little shorter and punchier? i feel like there's a way to express the same idea in fewer characters
>>42836717>nothing feels better than blowing your trans sister.
Nothings better as a car guy then finally blowing your tranny.
>>42836719you should never be waiting for anyone else's approval to dress like a vampire. do it for you
>>42836735that's it! that's the one! we'll print it first thing in the morning!
>>42836674Where haven't you checked yet? Could be like when people can't find their glasses because they're wearing them.
>>42836677wow i remember that torrent from like maybe 2010? does it say when it was first put up? i remember classic resident evil 2 torrent was really buggy by the time you get to the kendo gun shop
>>42836736what does a cool vampire wear
just watched signs lole why was the acting in that movie so weird i was sure the little girl was an alien in disguise or smth
Whats your zodiac sign?
>>42836755sagittranius
>>42836755scorpio
>>42836749i think if i was a cool vampire i would try and do like the same thing for victorian fashion as the neo traditional chinese movement has been doing for hanfu. the same kind of silhouette but with simple modern lines and designed around current fabrics. that kind of vibe
>>42836755cancer
>>42836755capricorn
>>42836755ummm the little stick gave me two lines!
Are my levels good? Note that I've had an orchiechtomy>T: 6>E: 348On pills specifically. 1.5 pills in the morning under the tongue, same at night before bed. Prog 200 mg, rectally.
>>42836750Marie. I am so horny. Please help me, sweetheart.
>>42836720siuthad... direach mo toin, tapadh leat <3
>>42836779Assuming you tested at trough, yes
>>42836750The kids are supposed to be weird, they act the part well
>>42836774*kiss*
>>42836356Jesus, is this what us 2 are into? Is this our thing?
>>42836755Im a Leo. Which is great because lions are great.
>>42836786So I got labs taken at 3 P.M. yesterday, and just got the results like 10 minutes ago, I wanna say I woke up around 8 AM and took my E right after brushing my teeth.
>>42836801Close enough. With your t suppressed your e is likely good unless you’re taking aa’s too
>>42836799leos and me are magical for some reason a pattern i noticed through life i wonder if we would like eachother
>>42836792mwah mwah mwah
>>42836773i was thinking a leather trenchcoat like blade
>>42836784cuiridh tu ruadhadh orm ><
>>42836816this one? its cvnty for sure
what have you personally done today to get gayer?
>>42836703yeah you’re right, it happened, it was cringe, there will be no actual consequences, the real cringe is continuing to torture myself over it i suppose
>>42836845yesterday i jerked it to gay porn
>>42836840can i pull this off with a beer gut?
>>42836849they say when u remember something w that cringe response u remember it because of the last time u cringed to it. idk if that helps but i find it good motivation to be like no!!!! im confronting it and letting this go!!! in the moment right
>>42836856Absolutely yes and i would immediately buy you a shot on sight regardless of where i met you
>>42836845i intentionally got myself infected so i could have a blocked nose to get the voice
>>42836850Its a good start
>>42836867BASED
>washing my balls>feel a weird soft bump right where the sack ends>take a picture>???I'm a virgin what the fuck
>>42836887can i see the picture
Lol had a revelation, I can just emulate the resident evil games lmao, at least up until re6
>>42836845Got my hair cut and lied to a man
>>42836891Why..
>>42836893What got you in the mood to play RE?
>>42836899uhh i am a medical professional
>>42836385Not sleeping with a HIV positive tranner is discrimination. PrEP exists. Don't be such a bigot. (Nigga I seen this fr fr in Melbourne, Australia)
>>42836893you'll love re2 classic its one of the best horror games ever made
>>42836887amore you need to see a doctor. could be nothing but you want that checked
>>42836911Prep is not 100%
>>42836897this is my favourite post ever made in this gen. ive never been more proud of anyone. the student has become the master
>>42836845I just typed something very gay in my native language, I made the decision to jerk off to a twink that wasn't entirely shaven, I looked at my ass in the mirror and decided it wasn't good enough>>42836828Tha mi ga dheanamh dhut, mo ghraidh (fighting for my life with this one gaidhlig is hard)
>>42836900I watched the smosh resident evil lore video and remember how fun re6 was and I have a thing where I play every game in a classic series, recently did arkham. Thinking of doing god of war too
>>42836911and im literally always saying this
i don’t want to sleep with someone that has aids
>>42836927Bc basically every classic series i only played one. Only played arkham city, only playes uncharted 3, only played gta 5, only played god of war 3 (minus a few minutes of og god of war as a kid), only played sly cooper thieves in time, etc etc
>>42836927Nice, I love RE
>>42836927what part of re6 was fun for you that’s like the worst game in the series
>>42836812probably yeah.
>>42836926hehehehehehe i promise you you speak it far better than me im always fighting for my life with a dictionary up any time i have to speak it at all. i need to study more....the first two points of getting gayer are excellent but i do NOT approve of the last. u have to let ur ass get gayer too let her be a diva
>>42836893when you do re2 make sure you doth both claire and leon to get the full story
>>42836891>>42836903>>42836916basically I can never get married now I'm crying it's so uglyhttps://litter catbox.moe/2whspxorldpzm1ui.png
though I dont like extraction shooters or battle royales.
>>42836929I'm not sure what is more scary that AIDS anarchist collective propaganda poster or pic relAt least most people have the good sense to know that prep isn't perfect...
I'd rather date a woman with undetectable HIV than a woman with a kid
>>42836811Why would I take AAs if I've had an orchi?
>>42836944It was fun playing with my brother coop. The graphics looked nice. Leon was cool. Idk i was like 12 or something.>>42836938:D im recording my playthrough for voice training purposes.
>>42836959dont freak out about it the cosmetic stuff is chill! all that matters is making sure it's not a health risk
>>42836978Good idea
pickle craving kicking in.. time to eat some olives
>>42836969How do you have such a low resolution version of this image. Are you posting from a Nokia phone
>>42836976interesting.. ive seen some trans single moms online. She was very sweet. She adopted this kid.
>>42836977just for fun :D
>>42836959it just looks like a skin tag but you can go to the doctor i guess
>>42836959It's an ingrown hair you retard. >>42836989Blame google not me. I don't use socials lol.
>>42836781how am i supposed to help with that? retard
>>42836976What about a woman with a kid that has undetectable HIV
>>42837002it devastates me to inform you this is a social networking website
>>42836999Do people get skin tags on their perineum? I want this shit gone>>42837002How did I get an ingrown hair when I don't shave down there?
>>42837005That tells a much sadder and darker story. Was the kid a victim?
>>42836994So have I. It's usually because they father a child, transition, then get divorced
>>42837003LMAOreplying like this only from now on it feels like this right
okay i’m sick of beating around the bush on this one, there’s a remote controlled implement in my ass rn, first person to hit my disc bl4iring_ gets the link to control it <3
>>42837003All I know is, I love you.
>>42837010They just came out like that but the woman is negative it just happened
>>42837007you can get a skin tag anywhere. they’re more common in high friction areas.
>>42837012single moms are some of the best most-genuine people on the planet. Just gotta be careful. Weirdos try to date single moms to get closer to the kid.So use those motherly instincts.
>>42837006Yeah but I am a mischling with family from the Donbass, so I got a foot in all the camps that psyop this place. It doesn't count. It only counts if you are cucked by an algo.
my perineum is UGLY I am a FREAK
>>42836977Adrenal t spikes after orchis sometimes
>>42836953>. u have to let ur ass get gayer too let her be a divaI think it's because my legs sort of outrank the rest of my body, so it's like what's going on? I'm becoming a fat fuck for literally no reason like c'mon now what do I have to do? Work out? Fuck thaaaaaaaaaaaat.>im always fighting for my life with a dictionarySame, but I'm like combing my brain with a rake trying to find a single word or phrase that I heard 18 years ago, I'm still trying to figure out if it's a cvnty language or not
chaser bf that holds my thigh while driving
>>42837045How can it be ugly?
>>42837045Terrible fate
>>42837052my peri stripe looks like I drew it on with eyeliner
No Iranian ever called me goyim
>>42837041i am not sure about this but i love that journey for you diva>>42837049i think its cvnty in the way of like a middle aged lady bodying a karaoke number at a local pub. there's many flavours of cvnt
>>42837007>>42837027Same with ingrowns. You don't grow 1 hair per follicle, and they shed naturally from time to time. Typically being hysterical doesn't solve situations though. Just be an avoidant tranny/chaser like everyone else. There you go.
>>42837068That sounds cool, I like when they're dark
imagine watching love island with a chaser
i will only show my husband my perineum when we consummate our marriage on our wedding night
Drawing on her peri stripe for her
wait if i never get married i'll never have honeymoon sex
>>42837075sorry
if you give her perry and her butt a good rub job it will activate her the stripe has stealth activators
>>42837102i want to know what it feels like, for an almond
touching a tranners peri activates the mk ultra sleeper cell in them to become a transbian
My peri was always more sensitive than the rest of my genitals even before e
>>42837093if he’s watching shows with c*s women in it he’s no true chaser
I wanna lick my girls peri
>>42837117Interestingly, I was a transbian and then some chaser posed as a tranny, ass fucked me and unleashed a thick load on mine and now I'm straight. So I guess it kinda works both ways. Pretty neat. Chaser btw
>>42837126Damn that’s hot
Attention attention I will be having a wank at 12am then going to bedThank You For The Attention To This Matter!MCGGA
>>42837131honestly like if i find out he's dated a cis woman before i would just never look at him the same
>>42837094I think I'll explode if I have to wait that long to make out with her peri
Finally we're back to periposting as god intended
Went on sniffies and got insanely jealous of the nice long cocks on there I hate being average
>>42833978>>42833978two days and im already forgotten. i told you they were going to kill me
>>42837168Thickness matters way more...
DO YOU KNOWWHAT IT FEELS LIKEFOR A GIRL
>>42837171we didnt forget u!!!
i love the little cartoon boymoder. i’ve never felt so represented
>>42837175I'm too thick to fit inside of a toilet paper roll but I don't have any measurements to give you
>>42837154for real, i don’t want a man who sees me as just another type of woman, if im not his fantasy made flesh IM NOT INTERESTED
>>42837198How TF do you know that?
i may be stupid
my butthole is much smaller than a toilet paper roll
>>42837215>his fantasy made fleshBlaire …
>>42837218i can change that
I'm up past my bedtime.
>>42837218mine is about the same depth but a muchhhh bigger radius
>>42837225how
>>42837216I tried to stick it in one?>>42837218Hot
>>42837230Go to bed or they'll ban you
>>42837230Go to bed
dad feels guilty hes not at home more. but I love when everyone in this house is gone because then I can goon
>>42837233i got very big..hands lots of fisting ;)
could having a bigger more widened asshole help with bowel movement and regularity?
>>42837241I haven't picked a dream yet. I can't go to bed until I've picked my dream.
>>42837254i don’t think i want to be fisted…. i would like to hold big man hands though
i want to be fisted but probably not tonight
>>42837264No. That's fiber. Typically being blown out makes it harder to fully evacuate. But you know, you can always cleanse.
>>42837268You should try my dream last night of taking advantage sexually of a drunk manic girl who enjoys it while people judge you, that was a good one
>go on a date>she had fun>she immediately asks me over in a few days for the weekend>I'm a shy virgin so I don't give her an answer right away>next day I tell her good morning and was about to follow up with that and she gives me a 3 paragraph page about how it's not me it's herI fumbled
I would like to be milked.
>>42837283Trip on bron
>>42837279Your penis is small and your ass can take hardly any abuse
>>42837268how about a dream where you put together a really big puzzle with your friends
>>42837283I choose not to be a deviant. Perhaps you too should reconsider your path.
>>42837289Trust bro, this was not about you and was gonna happen no matter what you did
>>42837269yeah i don't want to fist anyone either i was just shitposting i do have big hands tho
>>42837302well, yes! but i also have an open and gentle heart
>>42837296Milking you with your favorite toy as I tongue your asshole and make fun of your giant penis
>>42837289Never delay pussy my nigga. I'll pour one out for ya tho. When you lose, don't lose the lesson.
>>42837299i wish. when will it be my turn. nobody ever takes advantage of me
>>42837308i choose to be a deviant!!! i choose it every day!!!
>>42837289you miss every shot you don't take - michael scott
>>42837312That sounds heavenly anon.
just took a 3 hour nap who want me
>>42837289Sounds like you were a mismatch anyway, you'll find a girl who matches your comfort and paceDon't give up what's right to you just for some bussy
if you asked me if madonna had ever made a single good song i would probably say no. and yet it is undeniable that she is among the greatest living artists
Trannies do you prefer condom or raw sex?
>>42837306I don't have any friends. I think building a puzzle, or solving a puzzle is more apt than putting a puzzle together. Unless you mean like a jigsaw puzzle, but I don't think those count as puzzles because you don't really think about them they're just a mess you clean up in a color coordinated way.
>>42837315I want a wife not a hole, which is why I hesitated when she wanted me to come over for a 2nd date. I need emotional connection to the person I'm having sex with.>>42837328It's ok see above>>42837337yea you're right>>42837309yea it probably wasn't
>>42837279https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GCZn6vxOl4
If you asked me to name one Madonna song I wouldn't be able to do it
>>42837340dont ask me things like this im trying to be a good role model for the kids in here. do as i say not as i do safe sex is important
>>42837345low test post
>>42837344ya i did mean a jigsaw puzzle and i guess you’re right but i still find them cute and fun
lol someone linked me this on my steam profile. apparently im just too goated
>>42837356last christmas there now you know one
>>42837356Name one Madonna song
>>42837359I hope I'm low test it'll be easier to transition when I get tired of boymoding and repping
>>42837351YEEEEOWCH. mmnh. sorry babe i swear i was like so close
>>42837316I'd get you on acid and a little boozey, then start making my move, but when you're in that head back eyes close neck sucking phase, before you can react I will have hog tied you. Then I may take my time and do as I please.
>>42837376i hope you know where you're shopping im the kind of elephant that takes a couple tranq darts
>>42837340the one that feels good
>>42837333Just because you got trips Wait I just remembered you aren’t gonna help a man out so nevermind
>>42837371Hollaback Girls
>>42837371Like a virgin Get into the grooveMaterial Girl
>>42837340Id prefer raw. But only because im only sleeping with less than 10 seperate people in my lifetime
>>42837395you know that song is about courtney love
>>42837364They're my grandfathers hobby, I get him a dozen or so jigsaw puzzles every year. He's got a veritable hoard of puzzles cause he's like 90 and that's a lot of puzzle collecting years.
I'm thinking about raw romantic anal sex again, thanks a lot bozos
>>42837371for me.its hung up.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e99M6-7KW0k
>>42837401how about you dream about putting one together with your grandfather then?
>>42837371for me it's bitch im madonna
>>42837408Which way though
>>42837340When you start chatting up a choid or troid, and you know you wanna, be a grown up and both go get tested. Virgins can have sexually transmissible infections too. So just be cool, go get tested and screened then you know and you can fool around however you want.Make sure you always give yourselves plenty of cool down if you have cold sores too. It's not HSV1 is not the most serious if infections, but infecting anyone with anything harshes the vibe my duders.
>>42837399You should keep a big piece of paper with ten boxes on it and cross them out one by one whenever you have trade over
>>42837371For me it's Frozenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XS088Opj9o0
Kissing my gfs neck as I'm balls deep in her
>>42837392what about condom on for the first half so i can rail you out real good then get you pregnant during the second half?
The Council of Chasers is in emergency session
>>42837022aw mamo love u tooough i should prob go to bedi have been staying up cuz tomorrow is my last day before i have to travvel... i know i'll be coming back but... anxious... i dun wanna leave finlan i wanna stay here its safe here T~T
I think condoms are hotter than raw because I can last longer with one on and I want to bring my girl to completion with her ass
>>42837391I don't want to brag so I won't. I also still my own "water". I'm rugged and grew up farming in country lassie. I reckon I could have you trussed up like a lamb in about 3-5 seconds.
>>42837437why not condom off the whole time>>42837394i will >.<
Biting my gf's neck as I'm balls-deep in her
Tranner broke up with me after 2 years. Fuck this sucks. Looks like I'm back here a while.New CAPTCHA is awful.
>>42837412No I avoid playing with the puzzles he leaves out when I'm over because it feels like I'm taking those parts away from him. It's his puzzle, and if I do some I've stolen his rightful claim to being the puzzle king who solved it all by himself. Feels rude to play with someone else's puzzle.
>>42837444I wish we were together.
i take it back if you asked me to name one good madonna song i would say runaway loverhttps://youtu.be/Z4orSzu-z14woke mind virus approved banger
>>42837454RIP broIf you wanna vent about it I'm interested in hearing
>>42837448well, if you're sure you're qualified...
>>42837425oh like a journal.Id rather have a lower amount as ill have intercourse with them over and over again as I literally am physically incapable of finding strangers attractive. Gotta have a friendship of sorts first.
>>42837469Jobber music
>>42837454well, welcome back if nothing else! sorry abt ur breakup
>>42837449>why not condom off the whole timehave you seen yourself? you're not getting 5 minutes out of me without a condom
>We are living in a material world and I am a material girlOkay but actually stop and think about that, it goes hard
>>42837454Sorry to hear this bro
>>42837487madonna is kind of the og jobber
What are you ordering for dinner tonight?
>>42837491essays have been written! its cultural!
Need a jobber gf
>>42837454>I was in a 2 year long relationship with a FUCKING trannyol bitch ahh niggaol puss ahh lookin ahh boyol simp ahh lookin ahh boy
tronya
>>42837498>OrderingCook all of your meals.
>>42837490well yes that's the point . we'll just have to run it back
Where do I find my wife /chg/
>>42837371https://files.catbox.moe/amt87y.webm
>>42837498I'll know after 5 more beers
The war in Iran drives up gas prices. Uber Eats prices skyrocket, leading to the Great Troon Famine of 2026. Billions of trannies starve.
>>42837498i cooked i ate a huge plate of extra fried beansprouts and a small side of beef. i love beansprouts so much they're probably my favourite food of all time even pre chinaboo era i loved them
>>4283751410 years ago.
>>42837498costco chicken
>>42837464shh chaser kun its oku can do better than me
>>42837514its me. nice to meet you. i think we should see other people
>>42837514HereYou might have to fly back and forth for awhile and it'll suck but there are future wives here
>>42837518Zoomers go crazy for a girl bouncing around. It's the hottest thing in the world to them.
we still have no idea if there will be a guy guy on my classes. probably just cis girls and me. its so over
>>42837528I hate that you're right I turned 30 and I'm like fuck why did I wait so long to start looking>>42837534I would never marry a tenga>>42837537Are you exactly 38 years old
>>42837540have u tried bouncing like that its really fun i dont blame them
>>42837518Miss me with that lack of age verification shit... You bound to get kidnapped and eaten.
>>42837551You survived!I thought you were supposed to die yesterday
>>42837551i'm so happy that you're still alive
>>42837554you are literally a bigot my heart may be silicone but it is full of wet slippery love for you
>>42837557Post hour long rhythmic bouncing .mp4
>>42837551why do u want a gay guy in your class
>>42837554I'm not bostanon, noIf you'll notice she hasn't been posting which is probably a good sign for her
>>42837571i would get tired...
i'm like a week or two away from rigorous voice training. i feel the motivation building within
>>42837554>Are you exactly 38 years old>Waited until 30Ummm that's oddly specific. Tell me something probably only you would know.
>>42837566I've actually never used a tenga I'm just playing hard to get I'm sure you're great but I'd prefer to share one >>42837579Oh yeah that's probably goodI only check here once or twice a week because it's too much of a reminder how I am a FAILURE but I'm working on it
>>42837583You could probably make a 30 second bouncing mp4 at best
>>42837518I really enjoyed this for 25 seconds
>>42837593i could do 60 seconds easily. bitch
>>42837586speak with e sounds not o sounds and find your spot
>>42837600Prove it.
>>42837603what does this mean
thinking about that webm again...
>>42837591our products are tailor designed to provide an unparalleled experience. we offer payment in instalments so please check out the tenga flip series on our website
>>42837513bet it's your world i'm just living in it
>>42837595Here here bro. It's tough being a millennial. If I grew up doing that shit, I would have been shipped off to military school and ended up a gwot burnout snorting fent off the pavement.
>>42837590Sorry I'm definitely not who you're thinking I am, I just thought you were the boston anonThere's probably other guys like me who didn't really date before their 30s
>>42837607nah that seems like way too much work i dont wanna do that for sixty seconds
>>42837603i just need to lock in big bro
*turning to my 18 year old gf (I'm 32)*My new kind of BPD I think I've discovered is bug girl bpd. My favorite youtuber right now is a girl who's into bugs. She gets way too excited. One time she unboxes some beetles and starts crying.*ignores you for the rest of the night*
Really hate the fucking chastity cage psyop
Could really use some fried catfish and scrimp
my shit tastes weird tonight
>>42837621Live your truth girl
>>42837642Say scrimp again
>>42837617Yeah I was going to say... Bro aren't you supposed to be lifting heavy things at work rn? I hope you find someone though. 30 is the peak chaser age desu. You get to date the twinkhons AND the milf moders.
fried shrimpcat
>>42837638Girls in chastity are really hot to me but a lot feel really weird about it so I'm never gonna bring it up first
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I wish I could take a chaser's face in between my hands and scream in his face about his awful life choices and then I'd steal his wallet to buy myself nice things
>>42837656noooooo!!
>>42837647maybe you're coming down with something
>>42837616Wait what?
>>42837652~scrimp~
>>42837655I'm too broke for this dating stuff everyone wants to just eat out and fuck up my diet on top of my wallet
i like feeling guys beards and stubble
>>42837660This person has crown molding. They have money.
>>42837662good luck i'm debtmaxxing
>>42837660LMFAOits so funny to look back on i really was just doing whatever
>>42837670dont worry about it eat this *mdma tablet*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSVbF6DGH9U
>>42837676i like that. that's nice
nyan nyan nyan nyanni hao nyangorgeous delicious deculture
>>42837681Bronya is aristocracy, we know this but she's disinherited
blanchard invented agp because he doesn’t want the girls to have fun
>>42837681kinda correct home depot has cheap stuff now tho
>>42837683lmao I need to make more webms, /gif/ doesnt know what they're missing
why would i wear a chastity cage. how would i play with my worm.
>>42837662Vro thinks we have money
>>42837699someone died the other day im one step closer to the throne. will you still love me when im the princess of scotland
>>42837706i miss the rage i wonder why i dont do stuff like that as much anymore... im resting on my laurels
>Choid>Paycheck to paycheck>Part timerlow value men bros ww@
>>42837617>There's probably other guys like me who didn't really date before their 30sYeah, meMy shit was fucked up and retarded and in full dissociation mode until I fixed myself in the last couple yearsI have a lot to catch up on but it's going alright so far
Giving bronya her first ever penis-induced prostate orgasm while this plays in the backgroundhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcNhg05c4fQ
>>42837721i deserve this
This choid drives a Mazda 3.
i will be a tranny who hasn’t dated until her 30s wagmi
>>42837728No i dont
>>42837713I'd prefer if you were princess of Genovia
>>42837731you can be my second date ever anon!
im thinking ill detrans b4 30 probably
>>42837731Ask yourself why
>>42837682Let me help u there king
>>42837718I've never had a job but it's okay because my family is rich and my life has direction despite being profitless
>>42837736im not 30 yet!!
>>42837718>show up to work 14 minutes early>hey part timer>did you have to give your boyfriend a good bye blowie?i love my coworkers
>>42837733She doesn't have the DSLs for it
>>42837739were you funnier when you were a man?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aggOfsBuaSQ
>>42837742my shits fucked rn and i’m avoidant
>>42837677America sounds rough my guy. I think in the whole time I've been seeing this boy, it's been gas money for him, and like I have spent money on some clothes and makeup and stuff like that which i would just buy anyways. Lube I think. But then we are both gainfully employed. He brings me things he grows in the garden. Very sweet.
>>42837744woah before we max out another card would you be comfortable with me signing over all my tangible assets to you so when i declare bankruptcy they can't take anything from me?
>>42837739I could see that for youI normally hate to see girls detrans but I know if you did it would never be demoralization like it normally is, it would just be you vibingI want to be your friend when you're 40. You're gonna be such a huge sarcastic cunt it's going to be generational
I saw some very sensual kissing stuff lately and it's all I can think about because I've never kissed anyone beforegod I'm so pathetic
>>42837755Fuck yeah
>>42837733>>42837749anne hathaway longs for what i possess effortlessly
>>42837750by FAR
>>42837750Not possible bronya is already the funniest person
>>42837768I just looked her up, and it looks like she's walled and saggy, so I believe this.
>>42837709Neo. I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to.
>>42837763im already a huge sarcastic cunt like im full build
>>42837767This information is invaluable. Your life depends on memorizing every aspect of the soft weapons.
>>42837766are you a girl? and would you like your face to be all red after from stubble?
>>42837760Ooof sorry but I subscribe to the ideology that women can't own property unless it's convenient for me to say otherwise, so sadly I can't help you there. I can, however, make you feel absolutely awful for having so much debt :)
>>42837757It's just a common first date thing till people feel safe public space and food which makes senseThat sounds very sweet
>>42837783first it was kesha now its anne hathaway there are some devout antis lurking in here for their moment
>>42837766The shit I like is sensual body groping with the girl writhing and out of her mind
>>42837788No I'm a guy unfortunately
>>42837790nah sorry i want the bonnie to my clyde good luck tho you seem nice :)
>>42837784no. i love making him watch me play w my worm. then he tries to touch and i scold him. one of my fav parts of sex
We will all age You're going to be 50 with a 50yo partner one dayStay humble
stir frys sonia and mushroom while listening to this https://youtu.be/TaYSf7D8EuA
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>>42837804would you take estrogen for many years and only do butt exercises in that time then do the stubble thing?
>>42837794I'm a full spectrum hater
>>42837829You did it wrong. Delete.
>>42837814Wowww fuck u bitch you suck Jk :> thanks i think we should put men back in the mines
>>42837835It'll still show up in catalog search at leastThey tried their best
>>42837851Their best wasn't good enough. We have standards. They can delete it and remake correctly.
https://youtu.be/CM8GVw0xXLA?si=aiLjGnpP0_DRf7pY&t=35
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>>42837879Good job!
