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first for shiza
>>42855195bad vibes from this pic
>>42855207pervert
hot clown boys
Have you ever looked at naked men for so long that you are kinda confused when you see a naked woman like where is her dick
>>42855222why would I look at a naked woman
>>42855222No i can't relate because i don't ever look at naked women you gross fucking biscum
>>42855222Sometimes I see a hot girl and think damn I wish she had a penis. But alas.
>>42855229You see them in the thumbnails on /gif/
>>42855222sometimes i see a twink and get confused as to why i cannot impregnate it
>>42855243I don't go to gif,I don't look at pornif I'm horny I'll make up my own fantasies or read erotica, rather than supporting an industry based on rape>>42855255daddy
>>42855255Bad attitude, it's all in the effort
>an industry based on rapelol
>>42855292somewhat true for women
twinks trooning out is the biggest disaster of our ageif i want to fuck a woman, i'll fuck one
>>42855298No it's not, that's just a talking point for deranged feminists to demonize sex work
>>42855306this is true and it makes me leery of indulging too much of the adjacent stuff
>>42855306>if i want to fuck a woman, i'll fuck oneLet's be for real, there's barley any difference between twinks and women. You might aswell be bi
>>42855320Women have gross vaginas
>>42855320i like coffeei like teaboth are nice hot drinkswhy do i want teacoffeei am bi
>>42855307>sex work
>>42855320Twinks have a soul women don’t
>>42855345Actually disgusting, did you tell anyone yet or are you still in the closet? I'd keep that secret my whole life if i were cursed like you
>>42855357What did you think we were talking about?
>>42855376its a zoomie meme nvm
>>42855368The prettiest twinks have dead, empty eyes. No soul
>>42855382how old are you?
I took its baby
>>42855207what do you mean?
>>42855397bout to be 24 this month
Has anyone else done this?Im in my 20s and still don’t really know what a pussy looks like entirely/how it works. Like yeah I’ve seen them in porn but not intentionally and not for over a couple seconds. Like i try not to look i get squeamish. Basically with jois or anything that HAS to have a woman in it i gotta find something with her vagina out of the way I can’t look at that thing. Its not even an “oh im gay” is it because gay guys still..know?
one good thing about the pitt is they did not put a bunch of fat people into it
>>42855474>Its not even an “oh im gay”lol
>grew up in military family>live on different bases >sometimes would have bad dreams of being toyed with by military guys as a younger boy>they'd put a helmet over my head and dunk my head in a pool of water to simulate drowning >(i don't remember this happening in real life but have had reoccurring dreams)>find out later as a teen that this is some sort of waterboarding technique they actually do >on one of the bases i remember being in underground tunnels >as a kid on the base we'd often explore the sewer system >and didn't think it was odd that there was porn magazines down there, mattresses, and rooms one can live in >come across Candace Owens podcast on Charlie Kirk's widow >she talks about these military bases and soldiers up to no good>some guy she has on there mentions underground tunnels connecting the base to mexico>i recognize two of them from a base in Arizona >makes me think i'm a victim but have no solid evidence i remember
>>42855474You're gay
>>42855376sex work is rape
>>42855452 wish people would talk about their height and weight more than their age, I can look past someones age if their height and weight works
>>42855452post 24 yo tranny xussy
What are some foods and drinks I should try in the US? I was thinking whiteclaw and bud light?>>42855195Gawd he's pretty
>>42855575Where in the US are you headed?
>>42855474that's not "simply" being gay, sounds more like a phobia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eurotophobia
>>42855593California
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1Dv7bFPPXM
>>42855607shizzx looks good here
>>42855607BULGE THO
>>42855602Hmmm I don't know the regional specialties extensively but I've heard that the fresh fruit and vegetables there are great, and I remember having some unique stuff like bean sprouts on my salads when I was there. I like white claws as well, and California is a big wine producer IIRC. Try the local wines or beers if you can find them.
>>428556075/10 7/10
>>42855493I just wanted to let you know that i didnt read any of this
>>42855575just Google "Los Angeles vegan foods" , San Francisco best places to eat" or whatever you feel like if a place has been around for years it's probably good
>>42855575Cafe gratitude, erewhon
>>42855575if you like cinnamon, try Fireball liquor. and root beer.also those herr's carolina reaper (take the small made-in-usa bags, theyre spicier) curls and buffalo blue cheese curls(but this is speaking as a yuro who bought that shit from import shops and enjoyed it)
>>42855493mkultra sleeping agent, not even once
>>42855639yet you felt the need to respond and tell me thisgaslighters are the worst
>>42855607feeling kinda dysmorphic abt this ngl
>>42855561171cm 63kg is this preferable? Should I lose or gain weight.
Shiza and paige would look much better with short hair
>>42855668have you ever had short hair? or a hairstyle like that?
>>42855670depends on your build but since you're only 5'6" anything above 130 makes you pudgy looking unless you have a muscular build
>>42855670I'm the same height as you, I don't think I've ever weighed that light
>>428556955ft 7", 5.6ft
>>42855607What do i have to do to get to suck on her cute torpedo tittytittybangbangs
>>42855644Restaurants I know but I kinda just wanna know what kinda stupid slop people prefer like what kind of candy is the best etc>>42855647>erewhonWhat da hell looks soo fancy lmao.>>42855653Ah root beer for sure I've had it before but I heard its kinda popular there. Fireball I've had too much of I could vomit just from the smell of it now>>42855668How tall are you btw>>42855681Saw a slay pic of Paige where she has short hair and faggy glasses she should go back to that>>42855703Faatty
>>42855681almost all men do
how have you embraced being a male this year? have you developed any new masculine traits?
>>42855594Oh god damn it
>>42855732In & Out is all i hear about from Californians, it's their staple, every California eats it at least once a week
>>42855746i haven't developed a new masculine trait since puberty
>>42855746stopped washing my ass when i shower and leaving skid marks on all the towels that my roommate also uses
>>42855746yeah i started following will blunderfield the piss shaman
>>42855746Been steadily losing masculine traits ngl>how have you embraced being a male this yearI've embraced other males
>>42855746https://files.catbox.moe/pjfpxr.jpgI have gained weight, making me look even manlier>>42855732what kind of glassesI lost my current pair today in the ocean
>>42855763i doubt you ever washed your ass to begin with
>>42855763noo don't clip your wings like that!
>>42855772>will blunderfield the piss shamanoh he's interestinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRFaBj-QFpE
>>42855732>Faattybro (sis) I'm not a fem like you, just more stocky
tired of slayer still posting nudes
your humiliation fetish is unreal paige
>>42855796kek
>>42855783The hakenkreuz scar
>>42855783
>>42855783are you Asian?
>>42855837Nah, an asian would have a big dick and muscles like domtops they are
>>42855754Yaa so I've heard so I gotta try it for sure>>42855783Omg why does EVERYONE here have such a small dick lmaoo>what kind of glassesidk iirc it was some sort of rectangular librarian looking glasses with thicker dark frame>I lost my current pair today in the oceanI'm sorry. I always end up breaking mine but its nice cuz I love picking out new pairs>>42855791>just more stockyI'm like 172cm but weigh less and I feel kinda stocky too. idk I think its the proportions at this height that does it
Which one do you pick as your waifu?
mods asleep post cute cartoon boys
>>42855872******
>>42855812it was just burning with cigarettes years ago lol pls disregard>>42855816ik I'm just very fat sorry pls no bully>>42855867maybe I'll see what I can find upI'm using my round backup pair now
>>42855872My bi brain struggling with picking between the German twink build and France breeding build.
>>42855872
What is your dream to change the world?
>>42855872It's a shame the delicious yankee twink is likely damaged
>>42855925Damaged how? Too much bbc you think?
>>42855934Cut
>>42855943I hooked up with a usian tourist visiting my quaint english hometown and all he wanted to do was dock and play with my foreskin lmao. Never seen such enthusiasm
rest in pieces glassesyou will be missedat least I still have the stem I was holding on to when it got washed away
>>42855872Not the haritroon
>>42855867fat distribution is definitely a factor as well, even when I've been a fatty people tend to underestimate my weight due to how my body decides to distribute fat
>>42855872this one
I won on my first run this game is so ez
>>42855888Good luck! Saw this Dries van noten runway show the other day and was gagging over some of the frames they displayed. Really wanna find something like that once I get back to the US
>>42855962state of America when health insurance doesn't include vision or dental like a first world county would
>>4285594399% of the time they still work fine
>>428557325'9/176cm
>>42856017240% of the time they look terrible
>>42855982i love when a bottom wiggles in bed
>>42856030depends on how the circumcision was done, stapler circumcision doesn't leave a visible scar
>>42855783>>42855812sorry i had to
>>42855987what gamelooks like mtg>>42856042kek is that sylar??>>42855998noiceI mainly just zenni bc it's cheap lol, I hate trying on frames in the office bc it means looking in a mirror
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifBHl5VnsPQthoughts on the gun i carry around europe?
Shorter then shiza but bigger cock HA
>>42856041lollmao even
>>42855987the ui is cancer
>>42856078they'll never understand
why are all of you so short? where's my tall kings at?
>>42856070but you're a bottom and shiza is a top
>>42856090my cock stole my height
>>42856066https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNcxj54qtyk
>>42856101would you take the deal: gain 4in of dick length, lose 1ft of height
>>42855982Wheres the one where he gets fat
>>42856123would I want to have an 11" dick and be 4'7"? no m8 I wouldn't lmao
Bottoms with severe phimosis are hotttt wish there were more
>>42856123rather be tall even with a mini
>>428560906'0" isn't tall anymore.
You dont want this shit I’m 5’11 with a 3 inch hard dick i literally cant fuck
>>42856185post hole
>>42856112:(that's really sad and distressingAmericans really were honorless dogs during WW2, especially to their prisoners
>>42856185you're probably really smart and make up for it in other areas
>>42856185but you can be fucked and sucked
>>42856090I’m 6’1”
>>42856252post hole please
Where would your dream home be and what would it be like?
>>42856252kindly provide hole
HOLE*slams desk*NOW
>>42856273anywhere my husband and i can plow each other daily
>>42856273the house from ancient magus' brideor maybe the Phantomhive mansion
>>42856273Probably a nice cottage on the coast of Maine.
>>42856273i want a mountain fortress like a mini norad in alaska or thereabouts
>>42856284>>42856259>>42856277You guys are dumb, I’m not interested in being penetrated and therefore I don’t take asshole pics. Further, you don’t sound cute, you sound like your brains have been fried by AIDS.
>>42856273I'm still looking for mine, and the aesthetic would be a mix of balinese/javanese architecture, spanish revival architecture, and log cabin. It would be in a small California town on the coast.
>people only take pics of things they want penetrated
>>42856273I'd buy the cottage my grandparents had when I was a kid in rural England.
>>42856273Switzerland, preferably french speaking like Geneva.It would be cosy and flowery, but distinctly academic and classical at the same time. Probably a mix of Scandinavian and Bauhaus interior with a sprinkle of Art Deco.Man I think about this shit way too much...
>>42856284Get off my desk
>>42856070>Shorter then shiza but bigger cockomg twin!>>42856273big house near a lake or something in the north. Close to the woods and biking distance from the town>>42856293Its giving this
if shiza and paige went inch for inch who would win
>>42856185Size doesnt matter <3
>>42856387shiza, he's fatter so his penis is likely bigger than it looks
all the time i've wasted pleasuring myself when i could have done other more productive things
>>42856373ugh it's this u philistine
>>42856387me :)
>>42856387bitch paige doesnt even have a shaft just a freaky headclit or we DSD bs that is supposed to be
I have literally been shitposting for the past 14 hoursIt's not looking good bros...
>>42856452it’s over just means that we can be back again
>>42856452post hole
>>42856387It's like a sumo wrestler vs a frail girl
>>42856446i’m not a doctor but paige’s cock is what i imagine an intersex cock typically looks like
>>42856429>ugh it's this u philistineWho? No? :)
>>42856452who did you think you are?
>>42856467I'm not intersex that I know of
>>42856273Here
>>42856483did you grow up near a dixie cup plant or something
>>42856479Man I was just collecting this jar of hearts, hmkay?>>42856455Eh it's over but I'm back at the same time whaddayagonnado
>>42856487The outskirts of Minsk?
paige and roger the alien have the same dick
>>42856492noi was born two months early so maybe that's part of it? my dad's looks normal so I doubt it's genetic
I find it weird that penises naturally vary in size so much. like, we don't have a bunch of 1ft and 10ft people walking around everywhere either. and even a big nose is always in a pretty normal nose size range.maybe because it's neither got bones in it nor cartilage? would it be less of a problem if we still had a baculum?
>>42856514and the same physique and personality the two are the same person actually
>>42856516>absolutely no idea about recessive genesyup, sounds about right desu!
>>42856519i bet historically they didn’t vary in size as much as they do now because we didn’t have 250lb 9 year olds with completely fucked endocrine systems
>>42856536Is that sort of stuff recessive vs dominant expression? I would've thought it to be a non hereditary mutation or something to do with conditions in uteronobody in my family to my knowledge is intersex either
fat is so bad for you it should be a crime to have a fat child
>>42856519actually there are...tallest person known on record: 8.11ft tallsmallest person known on record: 1.8ft tall
it would be infinitely better for their health to break a random bone every 3-6 months
Is amazon working for you guys
>>42856556That's not how intersex works
never knew a tall guy who was smart or clever
>>42856519you'd think they'd just be purely proportional to height
>>42856584I hope that company vanishes. Fuck FAANG!
>>42856585ok idk, I've only had gay sex
>>42856597that’s a weak but significant correlation between height and intelligence
>>42856616kindle provide funny joke instead please
>>42856597Its ok cuz they're all hot
>A 1999 study that was conducted on a sample on 32,887 Swedish men, aged 18, free of growth defects showed that, by and large, shorter men (with 2 standard deviations below the mean) demonstrated poorer physical and psychological performance in the context of military service, with increased risk of musculoskeletal diagnoses. Additionally, increased height showed a relationship with increased mean intellectual performance and, under conditions of stress, shorter men showcased demonstrably worse leadership capability and psychological function.
>>42856626that was funny tho.. .
>Almost as if height correlates with positive attributes and that's why it's seen as attractiveHi, I'm Swedish, blonde and six feet tall btw
>>42856651Need to know average height and SD
need gay top to defile
>>42856656No it was an ABYSMAL joke. Absolute DOG SHIT. I hated that joke almost did I go to the toilet to produce a big pile because my laugh was inverted and the negative momentum pushed my intestinal contents out of my asshole.For fucks sake write better jokes yeah?
>>42856580
>sir this is a Wendy's
>>42856706oin
why does paige sound like a woman
>>42856584Don't use Amazon they're evil I think>>42856651Oh...
I'm decently sexy and it's funny that it makes people mad.
>>42856797you keep posting stuff like this and yet refuse to show peen. i think you're lying
>>42856797ts fit was tuff in 2014 probably
>>42856675https://doi.org/10.1159/000023459 you can read it on sci-hub
>>42856797im hoping pic is unrelated
>>42856797Lol'd irl
do you think anyone has ever taken a bunch of viagra so he got priapism and nurses had to drain the blood out of his dick
>>42856980of course, there's a reason why it has warnings
>>42856897lol et all always meant irl?wtf?
>>428565801/10>>42856767autoerotic whatever isn't funny, cool, nor hotso 0/10. would rather be infested with flesh eating worms
>>42857027Leave me alone thorny
>>42855872Are they the same twinks as on this one?
>>42857063The Russian one looks polish
I dunno why you guys are so mean to CDC, he doesn't seem like a bad guy.
>>42857003no i mean purposefully like that’s what gets him off
>>42857063If they are I need to visit France ASAP
>>42857063Oof is that haripoos face
who wants to get their cock rated u guysss
>>42857043>autoerotic whatever isn't funny, cool, nor hot>so 0/10. would rather be infested with flesh eating wormsJesus ok didn't ask??
>>42857111theyre like in their 30s by now
>>42857077a pedo who constantly threatens to rape anyone who even slightly disagrees with him =/= a bad guy in your book?
My bf's boss gived me fresh eggs again iykwim
>>42857077we are mean to everyone thats how we express love here
>>42857137the things i'd do to his hole
>>42857058;_.>>42857121yes you don't want people actually reacting to you posting sick shit?
>>42856584Oh shit you called it
>>42857173Ffffffffffffffffff
>>42857166Hah? I didn't post anything sick? You're the one that started yapping about autoerotic asphyxiation and flesh eating worms...
tfw you have a 100% bf percentage but still no bf >>42857206just smile and nod sister
WHERE THE CIS GAYGEN AT FELLAS
>>42857246i'm here, what's up
>>42857246Bake it lazy fuck
"Cisgaygen" makes no difference when you guys always talk about trannies anyway
>>42857246im here
>>42857280Isn't the difference about including ftms tho?
>>42857127>a pedoDo you have a single fact to back that up?>>42857148Well I suppose that makes sense.
>>42857173El oh fucking el. I live in a cartoon.
>>42857297Yeah it's about as useful as "no guns allowed" signs
Can't touch this.
>>42857363hmmmmm can i touch something else
>>42856755you have bad hearing >>42856797if you were white the flabby dad look might be kinda hot but you're not so it's not>>42856980or they got bit by that one spider
>>42857144he shoved kinder eggs into his asshole them pooped them into your asshole?
>>42857387Look buddy. You keep talking like that, you're gonna get a gaped hole.
>>42857424Post the pic of your back tattoo
>>42857481
>>42857534The other one
>>42857395what do you think about hebrews
>>42856797you don't exist
>>42857562get a real tattoo buddy
>>42857644lmfao holy shit
>>42857566I feel that everyday.
>>42857664you can tell how it looks, its so faded>>42857671
>>42857684at least he didn’t spend a lot on it i guess
*You're
I like my tattoos.
firehouse subsj amaican jerk turkey sub is a solid choice
>>42857671Is that just a big temporary tattoo?
>>42857684oh nee digga wie peinlich lmao
>>42857731Yes.
>>42857563should probably stop with all the wars n such I imagine
>>42857754i bet you've sported a fake piercing before too
>>42857715wanna lick thatnot sexually, i assure youi know you're all sexual piranhas leaping from dick/ass to dick/ass like...
>>42857763No. But I could.
>massaging your boyfriends ears
Squeezing your bf's tummy to check how well he has fattened up before cooking him
>>42857837making him fight your dog for dinner
I'm not cdc retard
>>42857891LFMAOAOOAOAOAOAODADP
>>42857837holy extremely basedmy ears are so sensitive, sometimes feeling water trickling out of my ears almost makes me orgasm
>>42857935=)
marlon wayans's BBC
ASMR Hotline
>>42857972^^
Alright fun time is over. Everyone out.
tore tang e ein gammal man
>deletedhttps://archived.moe/lgbt/thread/42848436/#q42852959lol
>>42856066Slay the spire 2 it's a roguelike card game>>42856085I just had way too many relics because I got lucky
>>42858326is the story good
I imagine they institute a Nigger pokemon that eats Chicken, in the next games. Maybe it could evolve from Dewgong, to increase its value to the players.What do you think?
>>42858332There is basically no story
>coffee turned out shit>getting madder
>>42858386is this AI >>42858326ohis it fun at least
>>42856887 hariibo thread
>>42858430It's not real, but Idt think it's AI.I think this one is real but heavily enhanced, colorized, cropped, zoomed etc. I'm not really sure though.
>>42858481that's Laloisok
I've always planned to wait until my boomer parents pass before getting into a serious relationship with a man. However, I'm 30 now and they are still alive. Later this year I'm moving across country to a very liberal city and I'm thinking I might look for a serious bf/potential husband while I'm there and refer to him as just my friend when mentioning him to my parents. My thought is that maybe over time they'll understand that we are a little more than friends and the topic will never really come up, just sort of implicitly acknowledged. Thoughts?
>Trump:>"I get to pick Iran's next leader"This nigga has gone full retard. He's just comically stupid now.
>>42858624>30>no husband yetlolyou're too old to find a guy now t. 32
>>42858637>now
>>42858637who asked?
>>42858624I think you have had a lot of heartache and will keep having it, and have some misconceptions that are going to take a long time and a lot of emotional angst to resolve. I think most of all, you are greatly overestimating the benefit and value of having a "bf". Romance is most common in youth. So is pop music. They are not unrelated. The catching up you require is not where you think.
>>42858705Not sure what you're talking about; I want to get married, I'm not saying it has to be tomorrow or that it's the most important thing in life.
I'M GOING OUTBecause I guess I have to if I want coffee that doesn't taSTE LikE UTTER SHIT
>>42858752I just mean you are undertaking something that is a growing pain and is going to be an experience no matter how it goes. I also think it is necessary and will provide necessary growth as it does for everyone, and wish you the very best.
>>42858622>>42858622>>42858622new
>>42858812what an ugly guy
interesting that an individual would browse passgen and gaygen...
>>42858812Holy would.
>>42855218
>>42858827>>42858836Yikes
>>42858430Ya it's fun
>>42858878>the 'player'Lmao what a fucking retard. Let's point and laugh at this newtard trying to namefag
>>42858916it's a reference to the character portrayed.allen walker is possessed by the ghost of the fourteenth noah. the 'player'. the one that plays the piano's tune that brings about the end of the world much like gabriel's gjallarhorn.allen is the crowned clown.they asked for clown boys, they received the clown boy.
>>42858884I'm glad you're having fun piggy, if anyone in this thread deserves it is you. unironically
>>42858942rope
new:>>42859005for when you get your patmies out of a bunch
>>42858637he pathologically lies about everything from the time he was really young
>>42859039i just can't emphathize with people that voted for him. i'm like, the con-man conned you. what did you expect?
>>42858945lol
>>42859054it doesn't matter, people are attracted to his demeanor, not what he sayshe has a way of convincing everyone he's the magic man it never works when women try to do it for some reason (Hillary Clinton, Erika Kirk), they never are believed
