previously >>42883093>Qott: can people tell you're gay without you telling them?
>>42885575i don't think so but who knows, no one has ever asked
>>42885575Or so the Germans would have us believe.>>42885498In the past yes, I think I've gotten better at hiding it.
>>42885575Why do gay niggas be zesty like that Why can't they just behave like a straight guy that happens to like other guys
>>42885646oh ok cuz i was in the 212
rough tauren sex
shiza is big black bull only
>>42885646Right?
Good evening, Faggots>>42885575Lol yeah I get asked every other day if i'm gay i think it's because I flail my hands a lot
Would you date someone with an obsessive spanking fetish?
>>42885730>posts agp shit like >>42885618>"waaah why can't homos be more straight acting"nigggggga
>>42885800You're literally braindead.
>>42885780what does obsessive mean needs it once a day needs it thrice a day needs it five times a day with costumes and props
guys I hit that rng hardI came across this local guy on instagram and he's also a gay furry antisemite raver stoner knows how to cook started getting fucked up and playing cod and dropped out of uni during college, also my age but looks 5 years younger and otter buildI hit him up we're chatting and he's up to meet+ eastern europe debuffalso I now consider my de-incelification project which has taken place over the past 15 months (I'm 27 now, no experience with men prior to the project) to be complete I did>used grindr>used tinder etc.>hookup>taking anal virginity the first time I had sex>had multiple men come onto me irl>came on to someone in real life>came on to someone over social networksit was mostly looksmaxxing tbqhthanks for reading my blogpost it's been a wild ride fag out
>>42885780No i don't think so i get bored easy
>>42885847i'm not the walking seething contradiction
>>42885865congratulations anon! We got margaritas, poppers and speed in the kitchen - help yourself and have a seat at the living room round table afterwards.Marcus will come over in a few hours and spin some minimal techno records.Great outfit btw mwah
>>42885865
thoughts on this uni twink?
>>42885928sounds like a good time
>>42885865Post before and after pics
>>42885956definitely is
Met this guy two months ago. Amazing person, kind, loyal, sucks dick like vacuum cleaner. Now yesterday he tells me if it would be possible to have an open relationship. It's so fucking over.
>>42885865Hell yeah! Sounds like you're living the life! You got any looksmaxx techniques you want to share?
>>42885983RIP. Thanks for playing, better luck next time!
>>42885983maybe you're not satisfying him sexually, do you suck dick like a vacum cleaner
>>42885865yass girl go be a normie gay. You're officially normal as a gay person can be. I'm so proud of you sis. You graduated from Homosexualidad University.
>>42885983Gay love is like water. It comes and goes like the sea's waves sis.
>>42885865People really talk like that huh
>>42885575Apparently not>>42885983Sluts gonna slut
>>42886031it cums indeed
>>42885983After TWO months? he's already bored? noooooooooo tell that hoover mouth bitch to FUCKOFF!!!!!
>>42886031deep words from a deep throat i bet
i want to be in a throuple
Hate seeing my fat in motion
>>42885983The plus side is it was only 2 months, imagine if he'd waited 6 months or a year to drop that on you.
>>42885965nah, I used to post pics of myself on 4chan but I've had enough of affirmation-seeking, I know I look good and I've actually gotten used to consistent irl affirmation, 2 weeks ago a delivery guy at work implied I was a teen or whatever. literally asked me what my parents told them I'm quitting the job and that I was a big boy for living aloneI can post the last haircut I've had though I guess>>42885986>get at least <15% bf>get at least slightly muscular>learn face contrast theory n shiet>trim your shit>take finasteride and spray minoxidil and fill in your temples (I was a very good responder)>tretinoin>compensate for your weaknesses>get a cool haircut not some fad bullshit from a "barber shop">don't walk like a fucking bitch
I'm sad, because I'll never be an 8ft tall roided out bodybuilder :/
>pic rel>>get a cool haircut not some fad bullshit from a "barber shop"lol
>>42886131me too but only if I get to be the cute one in the middle who gets all the attention
>>42886221selfish behavior is why throuples never last
>>42886194Cute fluffy anime protagonist hair>>42886239ok but what if im cute enough to make it work?
>>42886219never seen anyone else irl with a similar one, maybe it's not visible well from that angle but it's not a mullet, those are so fuckin demode and 2024 too much volume in the back is cringe
I love toucans
>>42886285you're not
>>42885865>>42886194
CAN he be redpilled with enough BWC?
>>42886339>brown eyed tiny cocked cut roachgross honestly
>>42886339he's a low IQ individual, if not for his rich family he'd be an alcoholic blue collar worker
>>42886366>tiny cockedproof?
>>42886366Sure but consider. >>42886394So is that a yes?
>>42886301>you're not
>>42886427awful posture desu
>>42886339is that clavicular? i can't keep up with all these straight hoes
>>42886427Didn't he admit to having herpes?
>>42886194>learn face contrast theory n shietyou wear makeup?
>>42886447He's showing his micropenis, be nice.>>42886463> straight> hasanLmao.>>42886472Who do you think gave it to him?
>>42886501Austin
>>42886501>Who do you think gave it to him?Probably a prostitue
>>42886501he's hunching his back and that also gives him weird hip / thigh rotationlooks like a typical straight guy posing
>>42886427he looks so gross
>>42886525>>42886532WRONG!It was ME!
>>42886501he needs to start wearing a bra those titties be sagging
>>42886535I think he's just trying to get the ab crunch
>>42885951would passionately kiss, plap and cuddle afterwards
>>42886588that's entirely possible!
>>42884635>What did you do for valentines? You have a boyfriend right?on valentines day I still thought I was straight, the realization hit a few days later. and I've never had anyone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJrCBabRPAU
>>42886631go get that bf anon!
>>42886631post hole
>>42886497no, for example I've got high face contrast because I've got fair skin with dark brown and full hair, beard and eyebrows so black and other dark colors suit me well
>>42886678looks bloated af but would plap
>>42886678>fingernailsew EW!
>>42886681eyes too. mine are so dark brown they're hardly distinguishable from my pupils
>>42886699what does your hole look like
>>42886541Hasan is the definition of a retarded himbo
>>42886685he's autistic he needs a caring bf to maintain his personal hygiene
>>42886714hairy as fuck I'm self conscious about it I won't post hole
>>42885941This has to be ai He’s too perfect
>>42886719himbos are usually sweet thoughhasan's dumb but also cruel
>>42886681ah k, that makes more sense. I was going to say to start wearing makeup would have been pretty drastic.
>>42886728me and my bf are both autistic and neither of our fingernails look like that?
>>42886731>I'm self conscious about itshame, hope you get therapy soon
>>42886678Like talons
>>42886744>hasan's dumb but also crueltypical american
>>42886754because you have each other to cut them for you duh
>>42885664tauren bulls topping blood elves
>>42886631>on valentines day I still thought I was straight, the realization hit a few days later. and I've never had anyone.I don't understand, how can you just suddenly go from thinking you're straight to thinking you're gay? And you've never even had sex before?
Goddamn I feel such raging love for my boyfriend
>>42886862Sweet! Wish I had bf xD
Chewing my bf's skin tags
>>42886862deep in the prostate i'm sure
>>42886862love is quiet and still, not rageful
>>42886876Actually more in the general stomach area. Like a crackling, warm fire keeping me warm.Overwhelming feeling desu... never had that before in my life and took me a few months to get used to at first.
>>42886908sounds like IBS
>>42886904>>42886914U jealous or something?
If your boyfriend had super-regeneration as a power and presented before you a piece of himself to eat, would you eat it?It was prepared masterfully of course.
>>42886919jealous of your fake boyfriend? no
>>42886919not at all. i love men in love
>>42886926okay you are>>42886927oki
>>42886908>Actually more in the general stomach areaoh you're a fisting bottom. good for you
There was that one serial killer in China who would cut out twinks’ belly buttons and fry them in oil and eat them. Given the electric chair treatment. Claimed he’d become immortal by absorbing the core prana of his victims or something. Insane faggot.
>>42886974he skipped head day
>>42886955I don't want to be fisted, it seems kinda brutal desu
>>42886969Sickos having some belief in absorption are always funny. “No it’s justified! This is my belief system!”. Yeah okay.
>>42886969really tho whom amoungst us hasnt thought about it
>>42886974those shorts make his butt look so droopy
>>42886997Thought about what? Cannibalizing twinks or absorbing their essence to become a living god?
Do you think video is funny? I think it's funny.
>>42886921>>42886969Wtf
>>42886921i don’t think so i could eat someone if i was starving to death but not for fun
>>42887013If your regenerative boyfriend cut off his nipples over and over and over again and threw them into a pasta dish would you eat it? What about on top of pizza? Like pepperoni.
Hm. Chewy twink meat. Hm.
>>42887050Don't eat peopleWeirdo
>>42887010mostly just thinking about twinks 24/7
>>42886988only if you want it to be
Salty grimy twink navel uwu
>>42886988Yeah fisting is a bit too depraved imo, you're almost guaranteed to get shit and or blood involved, and besides what's the appeal in the first place? Playing with guts? To quote Nick Rochefort, that's even worse than shit play.
hannibal bottom will top
>>42887114> Playing with guts?It’s a certain sort of intimacy. Body horror. You wouldn’t date the Thing? > that's even worse than shit playShit isn’t a part of the person. It’s just shit.
>>42887114Terrifying
I want to feel inside a hot boy’s slippery insides uwu
In other news: My sister is getting married next month.
>>42887101I'd prefer slightly sweaty.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXThK7lWFZ0some of you need this
>>42887272Grime is just dried sweat
>>42887168Honestly I just want twink butt on my face
i have a thing for short nerdy emo feminine guys who happen to be dom tops even though they dont look like one. haha..
>>42887269gOoD fOr HeR
>>42887269no way
>>42887269Mine too. First of the siblings to do so. I'm guessing I'll be last.
>>42886812I already posted about it a few days ago >>42837970 and don't want to repeat myself too much, but:basically i saw myself as straight, that's what I mostly looked at. but I'd also look at gay furry porn pretty often but ascribe no implications to it. maybe a bit bi but not in a way that matters. and then one day not long ago i did some thinking and realized damn,maybe all this DOES have a meaning, maybe there's a reason I fantasized about romantic scenarios with guys more than with girls. that i like the thought of a cute guy cuddling up to me on the sofa more than if it were a girl. it all just kinda hit me at once. and up to this point my life has been uneventful and stable, i just was never even remotely attractive so i never even once considered dating (thus, no sex. it's what I'd gotten used to). but after a year of strict dieting getting myself down to normal weight i finally saw potential,to maybe actually LIVE instead of just being alive. and it just took 27 years. haha. and I'm still more or less the same person still with no idea how dating even works or how to best go about it.>>42886639yeah i hope
>>42887317Get in line
>I'd also look at gay furry porn pretty often but ascribe no implications to it
>>42887376post hole
>>42887361Technically my brother already got married and now my sister so I'll be the last despite being the first child, that is if I ever marry at all.
>>42887431Does it come up? I don't get asked by family but increasingly coworkers are commenting on that I don't bring anybody around events or talk about dating.
>>42887509Not really, my dad sometimes tries to set me up with girls>Hey son I found your future wife, here's a picture let's go meet herThat type of thing.
>>42887529just tell him you are the wife, metaphorically speaking, and what you really need is a husband, literally speaking
>>42885779I have literally never had this happen to me before, every person I've ever met just assumes I'm straight. Maybe because i don't act very stereotypical, and i dress like most straight guys do?
>>428875791. I'm not a bottom, check yourself.2. I'm not coming out to my dad. If I get a husband it will be after he passes.
>>42887633Do you flail your hands a lot though?
>>42887634How old are you and how old is he?
>>42887643No, I don't talk in the "gay voice" either, I dunno maybe because I'm Bisexual?
>>4288765530; 67
>>42887633is your hole hairy?
>>42887671>30>caring about your dad's opiniongrim. grim and pathetic
>>42887671All it would take is one load BOO! at the top of the stairs...
>>42887702> loadStop thinking about dick, hole.
>>42887728Predictive text hates me
>>42887702Hah! I mean I don't want him to die, gay marriage is kind of silly anyway. And it's not like I have a fiance lined up!
Hello?
>>42887746Yes dear?
>>42887403yeah dude I'm fuckin autistic ("not diagnosed but I'm pretty sure") now if only I knew how to get myself a guy who's got a similar strain of the tisms but is younger and ideally more attractive
autism and pedophilia, name a more iconic combo
>>42887634>not a bottom>acts like a little bitch anyway and refuses to come outcongrats on breaking the stereotype that tops are strong and confident, sis>>42887728where the FUCK is the body hair what the FUCK
>>42887789I think he shaved it off
William Seed bottoming in Trans porn. Another icon fallen.
>>42887761Would you date guy thats clothes covered in cat fur?
love with conditions isn't love
He really has no idea what I would do to to him.
>>42887821wrong
>>42887799wtf
>>42886427He killed his Dog.
>>42887831m8 that's a kid
>>42887821Love with conditions is real sis. Even Jesus got conditions for his unconditional love. If God needs conditions to love you, how you gonna find a real nigga to unconditionally love you. Be fr for a moment sis.
>>42887802One of my favorite twinks got blacked so dropped. He wasn't even good at porn, he just seemed like someone I'd actually have a chance with. Dakota Lovell. Nice dick but he always laid there like a dead fish while the other guy, be they top or bottom, put in all the work
>>42887789There's no reason to come out. I can keep my life private and not cause my dad to be ashamed to have a fag son. Why would I do that to him? Just because you hate your parents doesn't mean we all do.
>>42887802Wtf?!>>42887819Perhaps
>>42887821love isn’t real
>I can keep my life private and not cause my dad to be ashamed to have a fag son.lol
>>42887911why would he be ashamed? neither of my parents are ashamed that I'm gay
Lease is up again. Have to move again. How am I ever going to cope with be a lowly rentoid?
>>42887944>why would he be ashamed?Because he's normal.
>>42887953Are you hot? You could move in with me. I don't have a house but like I could pay rent. You'd just have to make it up for me with various goods and services nbd
>>42887982doesn't sound like it, plus his son is a neurotic mess lol
>>42887982You're 30 dude, it's time to tell him...
autoassassinophilia
Haven't even started on all my assignments due tonight. Fuck
>>42887999>doesn't sound like it, Well you wouldn't know would you?>plus his son is a neurotic mess lolNo, sorry, I have to take that away from you. I am the very picture of mental health.>>42888000Not gonna happen.
>>42888079
>>42888088ruined by roids just looks ridicilous :/
IRAN this and ISRAEL that. All I know is that IRAN to Jesus because He ISREAL.
>I am the very picture of mental health.lol
>>42888122Good choice, enjoy your get out of Hell free card.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdWw8rMl1MM
>>42888147you only get that if you don't take the mark of the beast which is soon to be available by Peter Thiel & co
>>42888088Is this AI? Everything in it looks off.
>>42888155Pretty sure if you're saved you can't get the mark of the beast.
oh he's a christofascist, now it makes sens
>>42888081>Well you wouldn't know would you?yeah I wouldhe feels ashamed over your sexuality? that's just weird. it's you, not him, who's gay, and it's not like it's his fault, nor is there anything wrong with being gay in the first placemaybe he has a mind virus infection
he doesnt remember
>>42888172i'm soon to be an ex-gay Christian, I just know that God is going to make me straight as he's the only one who could change that aspect of me.
My parents still think I'm bisexual. Or they know I'm gay, but they're pretending I'm bisexual because they're in denial. Either way is fine by me sis.
>>42888187>>42888172You guys are retarded. The option set is very clear:Option 1: Live a private gay life. All the benefits, none of the cost except my parents wonder why I haven't married a woman.Option 2: Tell my dad I love banging dudes in the ass and sucking cock. There is no benefit to this, and the cost is that he loses respect for me and starts to wonder how he fucked up.Now, the only *real* reason to go for Option 2 would be if I hated my Dad and wanted to be sadistic. Do prove me wrong; You won't, you'll just make some snide remark.
>>42888219why would he lose respect for you and why would he think he fucked up>>42888172oh it's the Christ insanity that's driving thisfucking stupid desert religion lol
yikes all around
>>42888233I really get a kick out of the glam look they had in the mid 70's. >why would he lose respect for you and why would he think he fucked upWhat am I speaking Chinese here? I guess you guys live in a totally different world than the one I do.
>>42888219nope, you are retarded>>42888209hello milo
dropped out bout fitty 'leven billion tiem
>>42888296>nope, you are retardedCalled it! xD
>>42888259Being deliberately obtuse is quintessential gaygen culture
i didnt knowed how big bacterium could get until i sawed the worm
>>42888377ehh
>>42888235*kikes
>>42888407Stop that
>>42888459you first rabbi
>>42888520I'm not Jewish
>>42887988Why would I want to do that. How would I move in with you if you don't have a house.
:upsidedown_smileyface:
>slaye the spire 2 doesn't run on my laptopreeeeeeee back to fagtorio I guess
>>42888627what if we kissed under the Fulgoran storms :3
so is being gay a disorder? it sounds like it's a disorder if the norm is heterosexuality. so are all gay men mentally ill?
thinking of doing a root canal of my canine teeth and giving it a translucent pink, hollowed out look.advice?
>>42888695gum jobs are so hot right now
tiny pink triangles
>>42888688nah much cooler than jets actuallythey just don't get it baka
>>42888421Why is it so wrong to congratulate the Jews on being so influential within the media? This isn’t a conspiracy it’s just a fact. That they’re libtarded is besides the point. They’d do well in the media even if they weren’t libtarded.
>>42888739*hetsluv dis phone
>>42888743Jews are more potent than most. Whenever they get involved they do things TOO well. For good or ill. Their mistakes are a lot more magnificent.
Gays do not feel the biological urge to mate with w*men, so have no need to associate with them, much less simp for them. That some gays choose to do so anyway is the real disorder...
gay, bidoes it matter
Priyanka outsolds
i just find it ironic when welfare queens cry about other people receiving assistance. how did you buy your house? oh you got a VA loan? that sounds nice. wish they let gays in serve. i just don't think they think beyond their noses causes they can't smell for shit. how you gunna vote republican and then blame democrats for gas prices going up when you bombed iran.
>>42888767>Gays do not feel the biological urge to mate with w*men,Speak for yourself! I WILL sire lots of Aryan children before the Lord takes me home.
>>42888767Sometimes i wonder what procreation would feel like. But I’m still not into girls. It’s the IDEA of procreation that turns me on. The spark of life is a beautiful thing.
>>42888800so you're bi?
>>42888813Not really, but I can get it up for girls in a pinch. Usually, anyway.
My gay friend is still down in the dumps because he feels like his ego has been destroyed for supporting the wrong side of politics and now his self esteem is in the toiletWhat do I do
>>42888821It's okay to be bi, you know?
I just think humanity has become too self-aware, too entitled, too conceited. I think there's no end to this suffering and to bring another life into this world only to suffer is a sin. The only solution is to abstain from procreation and let humanity die off.
>>42888847Okay?
>>42888847it's not. pick a team. quit being such a faggit.
Whites are minorities Always have beenBrown people everywhere
the new kingdom demonstrates exceptional control over electromagnetic forces in a variety of situations, from voice manipulation to creating impassable invisible walls i have yet to see all the powers of this new kingdom of living things but they seem both learned and able
>>42888863I have, but why should anyone else have to I don't get your point desu
>>42888825He's experiencing ego death. You can just be there for him. Being present and listening to him is often all you need to do to help him through his rough times. You don't have to have some magical solutions to his problems. Just being there for him is enough.
>>42888886apes strong together
>>42888825What did he do? Support Palestine or something?
>>42888854I'm sure many in the past have said the same as you sis. The global birth rate is declining at least.
>>42888895I learned to be strong on my own
>>42888682comfy I think gleba is my favorite planet but fulgora is nice too bc I like lightning
>>42888875sweety, you're just poor.
>>42888854The future belongs to those who show up for it.
>>42888825define wrong side?
>>42888929they don't deserve the opportunity. they aren't entitled to it.
>>42888903LMAO how did you guess >>42888938He went to those “free, free Palestine” parades
when did risk of rain 2 get a 3d adaption????
>>42888968they did nothing wrong.
>>42888938Most of the lgbt is against gays abroad when they support gay murdering terrorists
Gay marriage for me, but not for thee.
>>42889010that's not a good reason to go to war
>>42889005Palestine has been offered a two state solution on numerous occasions and always rejected it. They want the entire country to be PalestineNow let's imagine that happens. If Palestinians are in power, what will happen to queer people living in what is currently Israel? Their way of life will be drastically worseIn this sense, supporting Palestine "from river to sea" means ruining the lives of queer Israelis. This is hypocritical because you currently live in a place (I assume) that won't kill you for being queer, but are advocating for a power shift that will strip those rights from IsraelisOnly an actual moron supports monsters and only the truly insecure convince themselves they aren’t doing just that
>>42889031Nah it’s a very good reason; Israel has bent over backwards for Palestinians; all of them still wish all Jews dead despite all the peace offerings; Israel is fed up :^)
>ruining the lives of queer IsraelisThis is a sacrifice I'm in willing to take sis.
>>42889010Most of LGBT is B so if push came to shove they'd just get in a hetero relationship and start a family.
>>42889031>just ignore it>put up a bigger fence>who cares if they burn and rape and worse >just ignore it How about no? LMAO
idk man. just sounds like imperialism.
>>42889060So you’re a monster in denial then; you likely have too many muslim friends to think otherwise; which is fair because they would fucking murder you if you supported israel
>reee those big noses have access to one percent of a sandy ass shithole reee this means jihad reeeMuslims are so pathetic
>>42889083I don't like Muslims either sis. I just happen to be hate Jews more than I hate Muslims.
i drew tiny pink triangles on my canine teeth with a pink highlighter.anybody wanna see?
i just think isreal is an american proxy state as america has begun it's expansion into the middle east. russia is getting scared so they're trying to regain territory by taking back ukraine. it's only world war if it escaltes to involvement from everyone and we haven't gotten there yet. i haven't heard china's oppinions in what's going on. that's probably for good reason.
>>42889060If you’re being unironic right now you’re kind of proving anon’s point, y’know?
>>42889105So you’re an idiot, then. You fail to see that the Jews that supported immigration were libtarded Jews, not conservative Jews. You assume all Jews are le bad. You’ve been brain rotted. You would rather side with the future murderers. Jews and white people bit wide with the same shared objectively worse foe, just to “own” the other, even though doing this means Muslims win against both whites AND Jews.You’re not smart enough to think ahead. You’re just following memes.
>when you want to be a twink but your bmi is over 18
>>42889181Jews and white people both side* with the same shared objectively worse foe, just to “own” the other, even though doing this means Muslims win against both whites AND Jews.And that’s literally the case. Misguided white people and misguided Jews doing most of the damage. It’s not Jews who shame me for being anti immigration. It’s mostly whites and blacks. The useful idiot is a lot more insufferable and dangerous and damaging than the misguided people pulling the strings. Said string pullers are mostly sourced to naive rich white people including Jews.There is no sinister agenda. It’s worse. It is just sheer stupidity. Whites and Jews who thought the rest of the world could be as progressive as the west. The only race that can equal Western rates of living are E.Asians (not commie ones).
you guys are so racist
somewhat, yeah
Yeah I don’t know why people think jews are uniquely at fault here
accidentally said jungian analysis while talking mainly about id ego superego stuff in a film and now I want to kms from cringeI did also mention shadow stuff and animus/anima but still it makes my stomach hurt from how stupid I must have sounded>>42889191same but age instead of bmi
umm. heyy
im glad we've moved from atlantisse to terminus. too scary!
why did you blank me from knowing the theme of protista mankind
how do you guys eat jolly ranchers?do you suck on them or chew them like ice cubes?
>>42889255Problem?>>42889682Suck on them, cherry and blue raspberry only.
>having gay sex on the first date y/n?
How do I know if a gay boy is interested in me?And don't say vulgar shit like grabbing his cock or whatever, it's so unnecessarily uncouth.He's been looking at me with doe eyes, but that could mean anything.
>>42889759>Hey, you wanna get coffee sometime?>>42889732If the chemistry is there, why not?
I unironically think Trump is the best and funniest thing to ever happen to America.
XD
>>42889702bro really? what kinda monster only eats like one or two flavors?
>>42889759Get closer and hang out with him more. Gradually get closer to him. Touch him playfully and see how he reacts sis.
they come in fucking multi packs. that's like throwing money away.
Trump is supermassive troll
>>42889732Gay sex is a natural expression of love for gay men. So that's perfectly normal sis.
>>42889759if he can speak, then he's not intoif he's an awkward mess, especially if you flirt a little or call him a good boy, he probably thinks you're sexy and wants your d in his b
>>42889181I want both Muslims and Jews dead. I just prefer the Jews dead first sis.
i chew jolly ranchers like they're ice cubes.
how do I get a hot guy to kidnap me
>>42888084>>42888091Done with an hour to spare. First paper was dumb income statement analysis crap. Second was actually kinda fun. Risk mitigation but I got to chose the focus. Chose the sexiest topic I could think of: cybersecurity in the aviation industry
>>42890032Nice, you studying finance too?
>>42888553It's a nice apartment. Only the one bed but I have a library, living room, and a nice kitchen. No washing machine tho and there's really only on street parking unless you want to risk getting blocked in the driveway
>>42890023I'm an ugly guy and I can kidnap you sis. You can pretend I'm hot when I put the blindfold on you.
how do you even ask a guy to basically pump his baby batter balls-deep inside your ass, without making things awkward. (srs)
>>42890058done that before, it kind of feels like getting raped in a bad way
I AM NOT INTERESTED IN A TROON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>42889787>>42889863>>42889902Idk, the first time we met we both kept looking at each other and staring, then looking away when found out. Both of us.Then the second time we met I greeted him and tried to start a conversation, but he just blushed like a red pepper and smiled shyly without saying a single word.It sounds pathetic because I am.Webm unrelated.
>>42890070I can find some hot dudes to do stuff to you and I can keep my clothes on. I'll just do the kidnapping part.
>>42890047Yeppers. MBA in engineering mgmt. Finance is my weakest link rn. I can do the math but idk what all the ratios really tell me other than revenue up = good. The mock company data is usually so crap it's impossible to get wrong>which company is doing better? >company A has 2.2mil in revenue and is up 13% over the last 5 years>company B has 20cents in revenue but the CEO plans to suck dick behind by the bus depot for another hundred. Current ratio is .69
>>42890102try flirting with you sped
>>42890102Damn you gay as hell sis.
>>42890102This is why I only hit on spergs. They show no signs of being into it but sometimes randomly try to jump your bones. Takes the guesswork out. You just keep going until you get an HR call or he pops
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>>42890061I just met you, and this is crazy, but impregnate my ass, maybe.