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last >>42922546
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Pounding Mousesqueak's boy clit in her boi butt
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>>42924109
need this beautiful man on my dick expeditiously
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>>42924109
nice hung masc domtop
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that's a bottom. feet are a sub bottom fetish
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Eating my feelings.
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>>42924109
this guy isn't attractive
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>>42924158
you must feel a lot
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>>42924151
but he's wearing socks and is holding shoes. forcing a guy to sniff your shoes while you fuck him a top fantasy. alternatively sniffing a guy's socks while you fuck him on his back.
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>>42924176
you aren't attractive
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>>42924179
Wig
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>>42924185
>forcing a guy to sniff your shoes while you fuck him
is an overcompensating bottom fantasy. >alternatively sniffing a guy's socks while you fuck him on his back.
is sub bottom behavior
some people are physical bottoms and some people are spiritual bottoms. these are spiritual bottoms
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What's on your mind, gaygen?
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>>42924187
he looks every older bottom looking for twink tops
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>>42924198
hairy hole
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>>42924179
I do.
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>>42924196
spiritualism is for women and i won't hear another word of it
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>>42924198
twinks with big dicks
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>>42924198
Potato
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>>42924198
a gay boyfriend's soles and thighs and trimmed hole
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>>42924204
>spiritualism is for women
exactly. bottoms
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>>42924208
>trimmed
disgusting
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>>42924215
still has hair
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>>42924219
not enough. let hole hair be free
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dead thread let's get some schizos in here
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what's your favorite concord-like?
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fucking men who look like OP in the butt
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>>42924273
>t. a true gay
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>>42924273
so fucking pooners?
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>>42924304
you can't call every man with facial hair a pooner
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>>42924185
I'd rather sniff his armpits, bush, or belly button
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>>42924308
he just looks very short and small framed like one
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>>42924317
do not disrespect short men
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>>42924311
i will do it all
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>>42924321
guy on the right is perfect for bottoming
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a tiny fire of immeasurable intensity powering the movement and force of the heart
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jack and Ilene Bateman
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>>42924369
pyrokinetic is giving all of us painless deaths no matter how old or rather who we are/were
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i'm bored tell me about something gay-related you're embarrassed of. like i dunno maybe you wish you could grow chest hair bc you think that's hot.
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I HATE MEN
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anyone remember this poster? i didn't know he was trans
guess he got tired of being hairy
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>>42924389
I wish my feet were a better shape
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>>42924389
i want to be able to suck a man to completion but i never have because i rarely get to suck dick
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>>42924395
we could tell after you prison gay stories fatty
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>>42924422
and when you suck dick he doesnt get to finish?
>>42924417
same, actually
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what the fuck is path tracing?
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>>42924389
The closest thing I've ever had to a bf was this other kid on Xbox 360 and we would larp that we lived together in our Minecraft house replete with me standing in the corner and him spamming shift behind me. We were maybe 12 I think. I don't even remember how I knew him. He def didn't go to our school.
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>>42924441
ask an indian
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>>42924410
stop hhe sloppa!
u will kill hairy hole anon
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Does anyone else here like Linux?
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>>42924389
all trvgaes are bottoms because they crave cock from childhood
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>>42924441
i'm not sure but robert frost was very against it
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>>42924389
I wish my butt wasn't hairy
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>>42924470
i feel like this is taegeted harassment and i will give a u for engagement
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>>42924470
i don't care, i'll use anything as long as it isn't macOS
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>>42924158
want....
and im stuck eatin fish
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>>42924435
they usually push to switch positions so they can suck mine. bottoms are impatient
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>>42924502
eat a bullet schizo
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from many to 0 to 1... a new beginning for animalus mankind.

that being was named Ether holding an item named Prime. and from this new origin mankind came back again from extinction, the first in history for animalus mankind to have went extinct.
And with Prime, Ether began rebuilding animalus mankind
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>>42924483
get well soon
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>>42924505
69
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>>42924508
the jelly jumped out lol

its felchen btw, was very cheap 10eu/kg

firts time eating, that i remember
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fishy fishy fishy
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expensive ass procedures
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>>42924525
i looove fish pictures like thst, profile, from refbook
especially if they are painted or drawn
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>>42924372
parents of Nicolas and Matthew
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>>42924519
i love it but lots of guys don't. last guy i did it with (my bf) literally jumped out of bed in the middle of us doing it. 95% sure he was about to cum but didn't want to do it in my mouth. i'm counting it as a win
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>>42924538
mine is from Winnipeg lake,! standing nets! wtf right? i read up and it used to be industrial fish mostly bodensee
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cum in the guy's mouth and make him say thank you before swallowing
yep yep
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guys... can high guard still be saved?
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>go get some food
>all the handsome dudes are my height or shorter
absolute suffering
I could never respect a top who I have to crouch to rest my head on his should when we hug
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>>42924579
as if u had to worry about hugging LMAOoooooo
unlovable fugly
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>>42924589
nyoo I'm attractive, my dad says so
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>>42924597
ok big p
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>>42924601
being tall as a bottom just sucks is all I'm saying
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would you date a balding guy?
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Got that pre-party depression where I don't want to go
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>>42924620
no, shave it off like a man
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>>42924470
linux is the biggest failure of any OS
there's been no major improvement for 20 years
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>>42924579
ok but what about when my dick is much bigger than yours?
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>>42924624
sounds like an obligation instead of a drunk drugged out zoneout
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>>42924636
but why?
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>>42924618
Paige is 5' 9" which is short but she has spindly spider legs with tranny tic tac toe scars all over them
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>>42924636
artistic fucking selfreply xD
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>>42924470
I've been using for Fedora for like 3 years.
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>>42924618
height doesn't matter when you lie down
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>>42924545
didn't he say his brother died? if one of them is dead you probably got the right person
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>>42924644
Like a spindly spider!
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>>42924650
He made a lot of claims.

They are all noted accordingly
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>>42924638
that's hot but also a low bar

>>42924644
that's me and I'm not a tranny, and 5'9" is certainly tall, at least in America

>>42924649
you can still feel it, manlets are just awkward to be with
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>>42924653
trannies are spiders from mars
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>>42924657
ooh yeah keeping a stalker's file on strangers you meet online is totally reasonable and not why you're alone at all lmao
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>>42924618
I don't care about being a tall bottom.
t.6'4"
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>>42924664
i've fucked all sizes and it was ok. fat guys are more awkward than manlets
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>>42924648
first desktop Linux i lik was university campus scintific fedora, was so snappy and smooth, came home installed and the behaviour was completely different! i was mad, probably gpu drivers incompat
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>>42924680
;-) TSGH FAFO
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>>42924664
By American standards 5' 9" is average - tall for a man but it's scrimpy manlet status to me.
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>>42924683
is your hole hairy?
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>>42924664
>complains about being a tall bottom
>5'9"
Stolen valor! You will never understand the struggle
>t. 6'3" bottom
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>>42924693
Been for some time.
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>>42924664
The way you were talking I was thinking you'd be taller than that
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>>42924644
Its not that short you will tower over a lot of people in shoes with that size
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Is winona the shortest reg poster at 5' 7"? Pooners can't play btw
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behold- a spider!

>>42924683
ok but I like size differences, guys who are much bigger than me are just great. I love guys who makes me feel small and weak

>>42924704
how horrifying
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>>42924709
can i see?
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>>42924704
oh linebacker anon is back
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>>42924372
>>42924545
oops lmao
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>>42924683
YAAASSSS SNUSNU WITH GIANT BOTTOMS FUCK YEAHHHHH
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>>42924716
see your legs are looking much better with less cutting. Whenever you get the urge to cut, hit someone else. The anger and frustration will leave your body like magic leaving a wand
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>>42924657
if you ever want to waste your time search for his channels on YouTube, he has at least a handful of them on youtube and makes an appearance in some of them...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WZtKtj-o-8
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>>42924722
Never left bb
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>>42924716
nice lamp bro
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>>42924730
no one is clicking your ip grabber methy
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>>42924710
maybe I just live around midgets. it's rare for me to see a guy who is noticeably taller than me

>>42924728
no I'm not a hitting other ppl kind of person. I never liked sparring even
>>42924735
it's what I use when I'm air brushing gunpla
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>>42924730
lmao i like when I was the buff mexican gardner with a dark prison history more than whatever this shit is
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he's feeling cornered again lol
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corner my hole
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>>42924716
I can tell by your legs that you're a rape victims of your father and a tranny, and why you're one
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>>42924759
I guess posting his parents name stirred him up a bit ;)
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>>42924769
u mean my dad and a tranny raped me? at the same time??
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>>42924779
Story of streetfogs life
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>>42924744
suit yourself nerd
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>>42924746
explain what's going on here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QzogXesKkw
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>>42924688
mac is better
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>>42924791
Bro looks like he's living his best life
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>when you come home from werk and your top put his dishes in the kitchen and his dirty clothes in the bathroom instead of strewing them across the whole house

YOSHI YOSHI YOSHI YOSHI YOSHI YOSHI YOSHI YOSHI YOSHI TOTTEMO TOTTEMO TOTTEMO KAWAII NE TOP CHAN
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>>42924815
this is why i dont post here anymore
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>>42924828
Are we're glad you don't. Pick up that habit again.
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do 10 squats right now
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>>42924842
holy esl retard
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slayer/methy/streetfog/modesto crashing out bc boomer won
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i really do need to start lifting again. I wish hyacinth would be my gym buddy but we frot and make out when we both get a good pump going
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>>42924852
I done 75 already today bro.
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>>42924853
why havent you got a new job and moved to south yet, thjornée? its mid-march already? :s
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>>42924514
I don't like it being hairy, and shaving takes so much time. Plus, guys typically see my face or my upper body and assume I'm smooth
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>>42924859
why do you want/need other people to be angry? it's a red flag that you have no control in your own life and making other people miserable is how you compensate for your dissatisfaction in life. fyi
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>>42924869
i dunno, im trying but not really, its all very sad, a sad state of affairs...
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>>42924874
why don't you like it hairy?
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>>42924716
Sheesh is this supposed to be a girl????
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>>42924898
doesnt look like a 12yo

btw
i have a 5ghz net and 2.4 and the 5er has terrible latency... wtf why , shit router probably...
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>>42924853
My point stands and you’re smart enough to know you're a boring unpleasant retard
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>>42924545
Reminder the skin never lies. You can see how miserable methy is from his selfies and horrible skin texture
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>>42924910
ill give u another u cause im peeing, last piss
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>>42924909
maybe linux is just bad with internet
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>>42924883
Unfortunately for you/methy this doesnt apply and you should refer back to the FAFO TSGH clause
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>>42924932
its laggy on android... its a different ip stack
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>>42924883
>>42924942
he is getting what he deserves
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i miss chatrooms and messengers
discord sucks compared to what he had years prior
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>>42924898
It looks gross, and it's generally less hygienic
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>>42924883
you can just post a part of your face to prove it's not whoever they are claiming is you, at least until they find someone else
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>>42924969
then he would be too afraid to live his daily life walking around without getting found
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>>42924963
>It looks gross
lol
>and it's generally less hygienic
if you don't wash your ass
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>>42924969
nah idrc but it's sad how this place never changes. this is a graveyard of dead ppl and leaving makes all the difference in the world to seeing that and getting your shit together
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so what is called when shadows diffuse and start turning into multiple versions around the base object
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come closer, anon. i wanna give you a kiss.
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>>42924545
shiza looks beautiful here!
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>>42924902
no why
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>>42924985
ironically you never leave for how many times you claim it though
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Why do any of you like thorny?
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>>42925015
He's not a drug addicted pedophile troll like slayer
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>>42925018
lol
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>>42925018
That doesn't make him a good person or even likeable. They both suck shit.
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>>42925038
nice try methy
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>>42925041
Why is he kinda in this pic? Was this taken before meth and oxys?
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>>42925015
thorny is pretty intelligent, that is the only thing he has going on for him that can be appreciated, too bad it is not enough, other than that he is an extremely arrogant narcissist and probably ugly, there is a reason he is lonely unsuccessful, a failure here itt, he is just biological waste negative value..
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>>42925058
it's the hat and dim lighting lol
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>>42925058
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>>42925062
thx larry hope u get a job
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>>42925072
Waaait is that why he only walks around at night like a nocturnal creature he's trying to hide the wrinkles and meth marks in the daylight omg
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how old are you guys?
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>>42925062
>thorny is pretty intelligent
>>42925051
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>>42925093
43 with nothing in life
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>>42925093
41
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>>42924545
>>42925041
>>42925074
repper eyes, who is she
>>42925081
thanks
>>42925108
is methy the mmg schizo guy or slayershirt
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>>42924864
imagine your big sweaty oiled up boobicals rubbing against each other KYAAAAAAA~ *faints*
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>>42925051
No this is Timur.
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>>42925135
there's many methys walking here, all of them
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>>42925074
You can see the shirt under the jacket he's posted in faceless selfies in this one
>>42924545
and the 49ers lanyard he's shown in this one
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>>42925141
the meth made him more attractive
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why dont atim inyangs pay attention to their sisters again
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>>42924828
AWWWW LIGHTEN UP THORNIQUA DONT BE SUCH A DRAG JUST BE A QUEEN YAAAAAS
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>>42925141
You can tell he see's himself as his early 20s self still.

He's not aware how badly he has aged alongside the sun exposure and drug use
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>>42925179
post hole
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>>42925178
most women die winners including the princess types
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Why are American portion sizes so big no wonder you get fat
>>42925141
Congrats on your transition, hon!!
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>>42925170
>>42925183
nice detective work, such a good boi, time for scooby snack?
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>>42925194
i was reading about the new big arch burger at Mc Donald's, it's 1200 calories
i think having any more than 500 calories in one meal is too much
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you look like you gnaw on the end of steel beams
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>>42925215
that's how i practice my blowjobs.
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>>42925206
that's a lot of callies
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>>42925141
you can tell he thinks he's axl rose
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>>42925093
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>>42924978
I wash it, but it is still less hygienic
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>>42925093
25 D:
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>>42925185
Ok but im shy its my first time >.<

https://litter.catbox.moe/ykots8oyzn8442bl.jpg
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>>42925093
you can't ask a woman this question!
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>>42925141
So what did I miss, this is really him confirmed?
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>>42925170
examples?
post the biceps glex pic and the one where neckbeard is showing

do u uave pics of batemans hamds?

its not him man
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>>42925238
Do you think you can date someone much older than you?
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>>42925141
The stand user could be anyone
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>>42925247
thats it? even mine is bigger
u for effort
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funny memes for queer teens
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>>42925280
Post clavicle
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>>42925231
i don't think you're washing it properly
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depression
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what do you think their relationship would be like?
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>>42925317
illegal!
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>>42925292
immodesty!!! outrageous!!!
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>>42925317
even in the ai pic they look sad like they are coping with their ugly relationship, oof
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>>42925317
he would train her with sugar cubes and call her a good girl c:
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>>42925194
can your tiny euro teen hole take my big American cock portion or will you cry
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>>42925339
looks like a corpse from a body bag waiting to be inspected
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>>42925350
Yameteeeee, anoniii-chaaannn~
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there's 40yos here wanting to be your boyfriend lol
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>>42925431
I'm too old to be their boyfriend, I'm 28
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>>42925431
well maybe my fetish is old gay losers, ever think of that huuuuh?
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>>42925431
yeah?
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>>42925431
i don't want to be anyone's bf here. i have my own bf
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>>42925442
can't tell which one top which one bottoms :(
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>>42925431
younger gay men want a daddy. gay world is the reverse of straight world where being older only works in your favor.
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>>42925431
im almost 25 and my bf is 39
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>>42925442
he looked better fatter
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>>42925431
i'm 49 but i'll date any 20yo here
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I'm currently taking applications to be my son bf woooo apply with height, weight, and hole circumference measurements muah
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I'm American and the portions are ridiculous
a medium drink is what a normal person would call an extra large
visiting family in Europe feels like returning to sensible land
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>>42925547
i eat out like once a month now because it's $90 and they give you enough food for 4 ppl the whole American dining experience is stupid
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wtf yall gawkin @now
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>>42925547
don't they pay more in Europe for food just to get less?
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>>42925625
no. food costs are higher in America than in the desirable parts of Europe because it turns out that having no restrictions on population expansion makes everything more expensive, not less expensive. oof fell for it again.
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Shiza kebab with the big fat beef curtains
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Still eating my Halloween gnocchi. Like 2lbs left maybe more. Oof
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>>42925666
i wanna eat you gnocchinis big boy, hope these 2 will weigh 2lbs each
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how soon do you guys think we'll enter the new world
are we gonna watch and experience continental drift b4 we leave
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>>42924158
Don't do it you sick fuck
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>>42925674
Last of the pecan pesto at least. Not great desu, especially given the success of my other alt-nut pestos. Pistachio is still the goat.
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>>42925768
where do you find these recipes?
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>>42924389
I sometimes have sexual /love dreams about my best friend whom i've known since forever.
Like last year I had one where we were driving and he saved us from certain death in a mass crash by doing some crazy maneuvers. Afterwards we got out of the dinged up car in some meadow, and i climbed over him and we started making out (and maybe frotting) because in that moment I was so thankful and loved him so much.
And then this year I had one where I was carrying him bridal style while kissing him, feeling amazing.
I really do appreciate him so much. Couldn't ask for a better friend. If he died i'm not sure I'd ever recover. But IRL he simply isn't attractive to me (or anyone really, I keep telling him to lose weight) and I genuinely don't know about his orientation. I think he's straight but seems to have like a middle schooler's view on sexual things, like HAHA PEEPEE FUNNY, maybe he's basically asexual, maybe it's the 'tism, I don't know. Never dared to ask, deep conversation like that makes him uncomfortable. But when he comes over and ive got the ai generator fired up he tends to ask for giant dicks and laughs his ass off.
I don't know what I'd do if an act of god had him wake up one day with a 10/10 twink body. I probably wouldn't wanna risk our friendship.
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>>42925777
Most of the time I just do stuff or I'll have something good at a restaurant and try it at home. I knew pesto is olive oil+pine nuts+basil+salt blitzed together. So I've just been subbing stuff out on occasion. Walnut was ok, pecan is mid, pistachio is awesome. Parsley's not bad but it's better with more acidic stuff. Parsley, dash of vin, salt, vinegar. That and pickled mustard seeds I had at a Bavarian place on vacation and make them all the time now.
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>>42925206
I've had it's euro equivalent, it's a decent but not very impressive burger. Burgers in general seem like a very calorie-inefficient food for the amount that you get. You could eat like a kilo of tuna with 1200 calories. that's 250 grams of protein (and would give you mercury poisoning over time if you did it every day, but that just as a sidenote)
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>gay people aren't just surface level whores
>>42925779
>oh nvm
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>>42925824
that's cute. sounds awful but good for you making it and being creative
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>>42925840
It's good :( be nice
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>>42924109
Straight here. What is the term for a gay man who has married a woman as a beard?
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just got married to my twinkdom femmasc ladyboy husband
bloody bonkers day
might have a wank to some futa to celebrate
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>>42925872
Modesto behavior
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>>42925880
i prefer spar garages mate
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>>42925851
to you maybe. standard pesto tastes awful to me, i have no hope for the alterations
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>>42925861
A gay man
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>>42924389
I want someone to drink my pee and I'm not proud of it sis.
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>>42925929
Pistachio pesto will change that I stg. I wasnt a fan but pp turned me around *badumtss*
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>>42925880
Rent free.
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Have you ever noticed how straight guys suck cocks differently from gay guys?
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Taki Taki. Pussy taste like teriyaki.
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i didn't like pesto at first but it's grown on me and i love it now. fresh basil, garlic, good olive oil, pine nuts, good parm, it's one of my go to sauces.
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>>42925958
>drinks your pee
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>>42925960
>pp turned me around
slut. i'll take your word for it. i don't think the nut is my problem with pesto. i'm just not an herb person
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>>42925969
can you say "im a baddie baby thats how my mommy made me"
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>>42925962
badly? yes
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>>42925971
When I make it I gotta be reeeeeeal light on the garlic or don't include it at all. I find it overpowering. Basil+nut+salt+oil for me is the best combo
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can i nut in yaals pesto
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Anyways. Enough nut talk. I'm off to a party. Toodeloo~
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There's more Brock Samson yaoi than I expected but still not nearly enough.
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>>42925994
Do you not like garlic in general or just raw?

I also add 2 -3 heaping tablespoons of crushed red pepper which most ppl will not tolerate lol
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>>42925983
No I'm the patent it's PENDING. Tiktok battle winner takes all.
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>>42926007
remember to take the morning after pill dear. don't want you pregged up and single without a husband
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>>42926037
You look like you lick limes
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>>42926055
If by limes you mean stinky man hole well. I'm pleading the Canadian fifth!
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It's already 90 degrees here when the east coast is getting hit with snow tornadoes and ice missiles. I hate cali broz
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>>42926091
you freeballing?
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>>42926096
you know it. from now until November.
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>>42926113
post bulge
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>>42926187
would go great with my brown hole
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>>42926204
If it's stinks its pinks.
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>>42926238
explains your skin color
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;_;
https://youtu.be/dFF7DEoAolo?si=-v7TF4EgTTvmj17A
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>>42925839
i pour my heart out and that is what you say? i care about him more than about anyone else, including my own family. I simply do not believe we'd be compatible in that way, and that he'd never even consider it. We're close friends but culturally, so to speak, different in many regards. To illustrate it: He's very "offline", doesn't own a pc nor play video games, chances are to him gay people are leather butt men you see on TV sometimes. He didn't know what furries are (I had to explain to him why the ai kept making people with animal heads), has probably never heard of this here website.
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>>42926323
he sounds like a catch
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great thread everyone
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>>42925350
lol
>>42925278
Yeaa but like probably only short term. Older guys are hot but can't imagine it working out long term
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>>42925779
Kiss him, you fool.
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>>42926323
>>42926374
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It feels like Friday but it's actually Thursday and I'm just getting drunk because I work an 8 hour shift tomorrow instead of and hour one and I work this Saturday.
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>>42926323
is he a boomer
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9 hour* fucking whatever this thread sucks
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>>42926373
Would you date someone much older than you, 2 years senior?
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>>42926373
How old are we talking
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>>42926420
in his late 20s. but at times it really feels like he's from several generatios prior.
he's shown me a minion meme from facebook like this at least once. and not in an ironic way but genuinely "look at this funny quip my colleague posted"
>>42926333
one day he's going to make some girl (if he is into girls or anyone at all) happy, I hope. utterly trustworthy guy, would never cheat. tho he seems entirely disinterested in relationships.
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>>42926537
bottom
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>>42926537
he wants to fuck just as bad as you want him
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>>42926537
he sounds nice, if he were a decade older I'd steal him from you
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>>42926016
Don't mind either it just overpowers in that dish. Ruined a great salsa with too much garlic and I've been garlic shy ever since

>>42926050
Less of a party more of a hang. I know like 2 people here and it's a recurring friend group that meets every Thursday and I got invited to one. I'm the only drunk person here but ok here we are. I can be funny so that'll save me but the recalibration is... significant. I brought a handle and no one else brought anything

>>42926323
You could be happy together but you're not cuz he's not a twink. I stand by what I said
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Sitting in a circle in the living room listening to friend group drama on my phone. Gotta get back in there. Fuck me
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tfw not some hot dom top's cute sub bottom twink bf
heart crushing pain

>>42926594
>too much garlic
wtf
I understand each word in this phrase but together i can't decipher it
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if your bf was a werewolf, would you take his knot?
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>>42926601
>Fuck me
is your hole hairy?
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>>42926485
11
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>>42926633
Uh oh
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>>42926617
no, the only reason knots in drawings dont bother me is because they're so low detail. that shit is gross
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>>42926187
this pic is like 25yo

dont buy sportswatches, dey garbage
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>>42926646
it's not supposed to look pretty, it's supposed to prevent the bottom from trying to escape during insemination.
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>>42926617
knowing me for of relationship i'd nag about us breaking up for his sake, but yes i would if i didn't have other opportunities. especially during his transformation or if would stop him from roaming aimlessly in woods
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Please pray for me. I'm not engaging enough with these people and i keep falling back to my phone

>>42926608
Lol. Stinky breath

>>42926632
Yes but I'm going to shave soon. I don't like the sensation
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>>42926706
are the dudes hot? start starring at crotches and fantasizing about brutal rape!
tell a cp joke for good measure
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>>42926706
>I'm going to shave soon
is it autism?
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>>42926537
Does he know you're gay? I'm getting the vibe that he does not.
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>>42926639
oh oh oh uhn daddy
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i can't survive without cock. i need it.
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i need men to sit on my face
NOW
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>>42926715
I tried joining in on the shittalking and the while room got silent. I'm here but like ikm not in the in-group sooooo a lil awkward

>>42926716
Isn't everything
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>>42926738
u have one , chill
>>42926420
"-> rapes twinks" lmao good to know

gn clowns
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>>42926748
You look like you take good care of yourself, hot.
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>>42926748
iron your fucking xxxl shirt and tuck it in, ypu goddamn fucking hippie
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>>42926480
?? Yeah?
>>42926485
Idk like 15-25 years older? I feel like men peak in their 40s
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what if you had a straight friend who happened to be a bottom
would you, help him out?
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There's a Scottish guy on my TV named Stuart Martin and I want to put my penis in him. He's probably straight but I know his hole looks amazing. Pity this isn't the type of series to have his hole out
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>>42926800
no
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>>42926806
arghh!!
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>>42926832
>>42926832
>>42926832
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Getting drunker in the kitchen by mysekd now
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>>42926800
Absolutely not
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>>42924620
>webm
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>>42926724
no. shit even I myself don't know what I am really. I've never had a relationship.
>>42926594
>You could be happy together but you're not cuz he's not a twink. I stand by what I said
I get how you came to this conclusion based off what I wrote but it's still a misrepresentation.
yes, I don't like it when people are fat. hated it on myself so i fixed it after years of lethargy. everyone should.
but what's important is: not every friendship is meant to be something else. and the attempt to turn a friendship, no matter how deep it is, into that something else may just end up hurting it in a way that can never be mended. and that's what that last sentence in my first post meant.
I am incredibly lucky to have a friend like this. one shouldn't gamble with such a gift.
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>>42926856
Dude idk. If you're that into him as a person lookbpast the chub and try and encourage him to drop the weight. Sounds like your ethe only thing holding you back



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