>>42936698
surrealist pennies artwork memes? Count me in

Gayge bukkake

>>42936698
cooked freud with this one desu

I feel like anime gay is like an abstraction of homosexuality. From there creativity is endless from that prima materia.

teaching bottoms to draw your penis from pure memory

You know how boys used draw penises in their textbooks and bathroom stalls and stuff? like in a haha penis funny kind of way. I never did that cause I was a good boy. Did you ever draw penis graffiti or is that a straight boy prankster thing?

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Is it me or is Arven kinda hot?

blindfolding your bottom and he has to crawl through an obstacle course with nothing but the smell of your penis to guide him

>>42936913
I used to enjoy drawing penises with foreskin to challenge the status quo

>>42936913
only straight people and retards do that. never got the appeal. still i wasn't into penis until i was an adult

>>42936934
>still i wasn't into penis until i was an adult
you never poot things in your boothoole when you were like 11?

>>42936945
at 11 i wasn't thinking about sex. didn't jerk off till i was 14 and after that i was all about stroking. it wasn't until later i figured out touching my hole and nips could be fun too

>>42936913
I didn't. I didn't want to have a Bonner just thinking about male genitalia. I used to have Bonners just thinking about my class mates and they were such a pain to Hide

>>42936913
I mean, I’m a woman but I always drew penises everywhere for the funnies

Have you ever seen someone put perfume on their penis? How would you feel if you found out a guy used perfume on his penis?

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>I’m a woman

>>42936988
only in movies. i'd think it was weird. when i spread a guy's legs i'm looking for a specific smell not perfume. the mixture of cock smell and perfume would be awful i think

Women don't know how to draw penises, but nice try sis.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlcIKh6sBtc

Is it just me or is Lorde like, mad ugly?

>>42937001
the internet is free and it started as just the classic 2 circles, shaft, and a tip, then I started getting detailed with it.

>>42936959
Well that is just weird. I started masturbating without being too sure what I was exactly doing since I was 9. I just knew it felt good lol

I love masturbation so much, it's probably my favorite thing in life.

>>42937046
maybe you're a slut

I was scared the first time I coomed. like wtf was happening.

>>42937077
Idk maybe you just have low testosterone and that's why you didn't get horny. Not that there is anything wrong with that. People grow at a different speed.

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>>42937005
Lorde ass :)

>>42937113
lol me toooooo. it took me a few times to work up to it. came for the first time when i was 10 and starting putting hairbrush handles in my butt at 11

jerking off is the best. why should i go out and put up with all kinds of nonsense when i can be done in five minutes?

>>42937134
>People grow at a different speed.
took you long enough to figure that out huh

>>42937137
imagine if some straight slob country singer made an album cover with a picture of his hairy taint and balls. how people would lose their minds

>>42937144
Because you can show me how it's done instead

>>42937136
you know they smell like shit

>>42937152
Straight men shouldn't be allowed to feel sexy in public, it's their fault everyone had to not be sexy in public after all

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>>42937152

Straight men are for pleasure. Gay men are for love. Bisexual men are for sodomy.

>>42937195
this is a woman
>>42937221
this is not a woman

know the difference

cum hungry dragon

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Talking pesto the other day got me cravin that triple p (pistachio pesto pasta)

>>42936976
Raus

>>42937353
Basil is the devil's shit

>>42937353
i need a different triple p iykwim

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>>42937374
Naur. Is tasty

>>42937046
Blacks and Hispanics develop earlier than whites or Asians. Whites typically reach puberty by 11-14 while the jungle races experience puberty at much earlier ages, sometimes as young as 7. We really are not alike.

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We need a stat counter just for gaygen. I dont know how busy the thread is now just by post count and I dont play for an empty house.

Obviously, removing the poster count was to appease Jewish bots.

First, some housecleaning:

Everyone I dont like get out.

That should do it I guess.

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>>42937397
Posterior penile penetration?

>>42937046
>>42937113
now that you people are talking about it i remember my first. was in elementary school so i would've been 9 at most.
I was just sitting on my chair in class, perhaps a bit nervous, trying to solve some task. Some simple math equation maybe.
Anyway, because i was feeling nervous I was pressing my legs together when suddenly it starts feeling kinda good and then HOLY FUCK TEETH CLENCHED EYE S ROLLING BACK INTO HEAD MIND MELTING FEELING leaving me feeling all tingly and kinda exhausted even after.
I didn't understand why that happened of course but it was probably the most intense thing I'd ever felt. Had the same sensation a couple times after that. even in more recent years at least once when pressing my legs together nervously (of course these days I'll let off, don't wanna bust a nut in my jeans at work. Just pressing legs together (only works fully dressed and iirc non erect) in some specific way.
i wonder if there's could some sort of subtle kegel exercise/prostate orgasm element to it since it felt kinda different and didn't involve stroking in any way, just constantly applied pressure. no idea.

>>42937432
was gonna say penis pounding prostate but yeah

>>42937458
post pole

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>>42936698
how do I get a muscular handsome masc bf who will always top and never cheat on me

>>42937475
Prob start by having any amount of redeemable qualities

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I had the Renee Good's widow dream again.

>>42922674

Then I dreamed I was at a posh house party hosted by Arab gangbangers. Arabs make good friends, we see eye-to-eye on Jews, blacks and gays. Anyways one of their women was babysitting my nephews and their own kids, who were being entertained by families of ducks in an oversized indoor pool.

One of the men in the kitchen made me a bowl of mashed potatoes and a bowl of Fruity Pebbles to prove they knew how to make Western food. Then Donald Trump showed up drunk and everyone asked him to leave after he fell in the pool and scared all the ducks.

>>42937495
>tiny armpit puff
Just shave it off at that point faggot.

>>42937495
That's so weird. I put the exact same tattoo on a GTA character as a mod like a thousand years ago. I didnt know it was a thing.

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>>42937495
I get a tattoo saying "I am gay" and it's cringe. He gets "faggot" and everyone loses their minds. It's just not fair

In honor of Lent, I am sacrificing blowjobs on Fridays because I must abstain from eating meat on Fridays.

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Listen to me, fags.
Our main enemy is the white cis-heteropatriarchal system.

>b-but I'm a white cis man
It doesn't matter, you're not part of the "hetero" part of the system, therefore you don't mean shit to them. It's literally us against all of them together. They don't work separatelly, neither should we.

>>42937568
White cis men are by far more attractive so i side with them thx

catholics be like
>the flesh of fish isn't meat because uhhhhhhhh cardinal doohickey III in 582 AD said so

>i am gay
pedestrian, basic
>faggot
fierce, fire

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>>42937353
>>42937398
>>42937398
Very nice. I'm having bulgogi udon.

>>42937568
I'm on their side, you seem mentally ill judging by this post alone

>>42937568
No thanks foid

>>42937568
that looks like a good book desu

>>42937590
Yeah it felt necessary at the time. Kinda regret it now but diamonds are forever so here we are ig

I'll just assume the meth head is still here.

One of life's simple pleasures is methy saying he's leaving and never coming back, and then coming back to bitch about what goes on when he "isn't here". And then complaining other posters are here too much, which he learns by never leaving.

He's on thin ice. He can't seem to post without raging at individuals or filling up threads bitching about troons that aren't here, me teasing about gays, or bitching about gays himself with no sense of irony.

The day he gets a text-to-speech app I swear to god I will call in an air strike and ground forces on Modesto myself.

>>42937515
ok, I already have lots of those. what next

You bring me coffee. You suck my dick. We don't talk much. Taking applications now.

I prefer tea sis.

>>42937647
List 3

>>42937585
>>42937594
>>42937599
>>42937600
The white cis-heteropatriarchal system is the main thing blocking you from actual freedom. It doesn't matter if you "like them" you will never be one of them and they despise you and block you from achieving your full potential in society. We must fight it.

>dad says he's visiting where I am and wants to see me
>ask why he's visiting
>he says he just wants to see me
>fast forward
>he's also bringing his wife and her friend
so.... it's not actually too see me, otherwise it'd just be him. tomorrow is gonna suck, I don't like his wife and I don't even know this friend and he knows I shut down around too many people anyway so idk what he's thinking

Dear god its Friday already. I feel like should go out and do something but I dont actually want to deal with people. Especially locals in this shitpit of a city. I don't know how much more of this diverse utopia I can take. Its even made the humans too stupid to bear.

>>42937650
Lets not talk about coffee rn. Or sex. In fact lets just pretend we arent here.

>>42937665
As long as I get my coffee and bj, idc what else goes in you

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>>42937667
I'm smart, good at sex, and creative

>>42937675
1) they are hot
2) you are not
Simple as

>>42937679
make sure you shave your hole

>>42937679
Well try to keep an open mind and heart, accept that families arent perfect, try to make the best of it and show a little social responsibility. It cant always be about us, we have to think of others too. It sounds like he is trying to elicit more compassion from you towards his wife and/or friend. At least he cares enough to bother to include you. God knows senpaitachi are a bother but still.

>>42937698
You have never shown any of those qualities here

A shaved asshole is one of the gayest dumbest things ever. Its practically pre-troon. Even waxxing is a bit suss. Shaved assholes are like the gay version of a weave.

>>42937681
If we can't talk about coffee or sex what else is there?

>>42937706
I don't even need to

>>42937708
I'll try to be pleasant, I'm just wary. idk what's really going on, and I don't really like that. he knows I'll be a good son and do whatever he says so he just pulls stuff like this, and idk what else he's going to decide to do

>>42937712
shut up slayer, you're in no position to judge

>>42937722

Hair feels awful.

>>42937700
White cis straight men who fight the system are hot.
The ones who adhere to it are not.
Fixed it for you.
It can save your life.

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>>42937724

I love doing big cums in my boyfriend's hairless bhole.

>>42937729
I don't understand the assertion that only slayer can dislike paige

>>42937738
which system

>>42937722
deciding to shave it is pre troon, actually shaving is end troon

>>42937752
whichever system this brazilian monkey thinks is the problem

>>42937751
then who are you
post pole

>>42937760
>>42937752
The white cis-heteropatriachal system.

>>42937738
They are actual almost always weird and gross but you do you

I like that all methy like behavior is now brand-named methy. He has become his own disembodied entity. If someone is bitching about troons, troon threads, Paige or Timur, it just becomes methy by default. Same menthol mania, so it may as well be the same person. Proving how unoriginal it all is I guess. He has become his own cliche stereotype.

>>42937775
I think they are less weird and grosd than you simply by the fact that they fight the system and you do not

>>42937761
Who is anyone anymore

I also love that it took someone like Pancakes to miss methy. Now thats comedy gold. And so poetic and fitting.

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>>42937808
ok so it is you lol
post pole

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I need sex and smokes.

>>42937797
I exist outside the system. Real fringe shit. You couldn't grasp what I get up to. I bake my own bread. I suck my own dick. I don't need no man.

At least fat fuck isn't here. So I guess its not a total loss.

>>42937825
But i'm nooooooooot

where are the good posters

"I'm 28"

lol

Still cracks me up.

>>42937829
I'd let you top me, shame I'm a loser NEET shut-in, with 0 social skills.

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I think I can see where this thread is headed. Its a grindr ghost night. The gaydead internet boomocalypse I foretold.

>>42937868
Please love and respect yourself.

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i'm attractive but i don't date anyone because i'm a loser

>>42937851
They got boyfriends, and subsequently stopped posting here.
>>42937892
I'm down bad, but thankfully I don't resemble either one of these two.

Anybody doing anything for st paddy's day?

First time I was ever in Boston was st Patrick's. V stressful and scared me off the city for a long time. Went with a friend of mine who immediately took the strongest edible she could find and I had to drag her around for hours. Bad week overall BUT this year I have a whole new set of female friends to disappoint me. We're going out tomorrow

>please looook at me look at me my geriatic life is so empty i need attention
>*gets ignored*
>noooo i was right i was only pretending to be retarded please reply to me i'm still a psychotic subhuman

>>42937921
>female friends
do you like yourself

>>42937915
2>1>3

>>42937931
No but straight men don't ever want to do anything and gay men are scary

>>42937921
I love to go downtown on St. Patricks day and watch the negroes stare in fear and confusion at the obnoxious, unruly and pugnacious white people staggering back and forth on the sidewalks and littering everywhere. Its like a mirror where they suddenly get a glimpse of their future society when we are gone. Like South Africans and Zimbabweans.

>>42937899
I will try, thank you.

>>42937956
do they have tablets for what is wrong with you?

When a human is born, he is obedient to his parents. Later he listens to tutors, masters, corporals. Finally he succumbs to the will of death.

I suck-cum to the will of death.

Its nice to think the "good" posters are cozy in a well run discord. I doubt it though. After seeing so many come and go I am not certain such a thing exists or is possible. It always seems to end in drama or begin with some dedicated gooner using it as a casting couch.

I don't think normies really get how warped gooners are. They seem to legitimately think the internet is a path to sexuality.

I mean, I don't even have to name names. Everyone already knows.

>>42938051
Idk my whole family is on something but i'm too distrusting to talk to a psychiatrist. Eventually someone with a nice cock will fix me

>>42937988
>The way white people act is like an image of what a black dominated society would look like

shiza has succumbed to the will of cheap tasty hot dog with relish and mustard, watermelon, fried chicken, stuffed cabbage and topokki

>>42938066
the good posters are on a farm upstate where they can run free

>>42938071
>would
>had to remove the 'drunk' part

>>42936913
Yes I did that I'm the textbook cistard. And we also wrote "sex" on things. The classic penis graffiti, my innocent homie thought it was a rocket.

>>42938080
Well it is Friday night I guess. I assume the social and date-worthy people are out and about.

My choices are a parody of a city that is flooded with ethnics that everyone has fled, a suburban dystopia where people really have no choice but to hang out at niche pubs, mini mart parking lots and strip malls, or the exurbs which are just hicks driving around empty fields.

Its my own fault for not being gayer I guess, or I could at least organize dinner parties. But the other boomer gays are either perverts or as inept at cooking as I am. Its so bad that there is at least one other from my area in gaygen. Thats a horrible statistic anomaly.

>>42938076
But I like those things too.

Thats why I dont rag to hard on the negroes. Deep down, I know I'm not that much different.

Speaking of dinner parties I gotta get ready for my easter brunch. Buddy of mine's wife can't eat pork and last year it was p much all pork. Gonna do the butter tarts and scones again but idk about the main dish. Avocado toast station with a bunch of homemade toppings again too. Maybe my traditional pork breakfast casserole and then a spinach artichoke quiche. Hmmmm, much to consider

>ethnics

>Buddy of mine's wife
lol

I could do the usual dinner and movie. But I am sort of movie'd out. I guess I could just go out to demoralize myself gawking at the state of things.

I'm at that age and station in life where I get bored but have to choose between the deliberate stupidity of meeting people I know I don't want to hang around for more than a half hour so you can't really get personal, or just accepting the reality that pretty much everything outside after dark either sucks or is intended for the optimist youth or idiot boomers.

And then there's the tourists. On one hand, they liven up the place but its not tourist season. On the other, they are a bumbling, grinning pain in the ass.

>>42938207
What's weird about that? Basically all my friends are engaged or married. Makes hosting difficult cuz they make a fuss and I don't even get the buffer of them liking me enough not to complain

>all my friends are engaged or married
lol

>>42938229
:(

>>42938223
I mean the wives of the married men should be hosting all the parties and get togethers, not you... it's the wives jobs to cook and plan parties

i love people of color!!!

>>42938245
Well first of all i'm trying to be the wife so it's still in my purview. Second, none of them host. Modern women yk. At most you'll get some trader joes frozen slop or the man grills while the woman puts out a canned dip she baked with cheese on top. It's fine but I have to bring my own dish if I want something higher quality

>>42938294
prove it by sucking a black penis right now

>>42938307
tranny

>>42938341
Lol a wife in the way my mom meant it when she asked me how gay people decide who would be the wife when they get married. I enjoy my penis and would enjoy the penis of another iykwim

>>42937293
Neither are women. Gay men are not women, and women are not gay men

I have no special love for modern gaydom, so I don't really care if trans take over and predictably ruin it. And I have no fondness of trans, so I dont really care if they are routed out by gays.

But what I cannot tolerate is gays constantly bitching about trans as if they can or intend to do a damn thing about it besides bitching about it endlessly.

Gaygen seems to be the only place where people bitch about trans constantly who aren't even in the thread gays are bitching about it.

Obviously its not most gaygen. Its just a few broken psychotics but its still like an even 40% of the posts. And its invariably reppers who failed as chasers.

Theres really no other explanation for the motivation to fixate on it with such a passion and trying to frame it as some political issue when the individuals bitching don't have a single other concern or any knowledge whatsoever about any other aspect of gay politics.

But thats how they dress it up to bitch about in order to camouflage the fact that its just their personal anguish.

Once in a very blue moon- like twice a decade- I will go to a bar or even the gay bar for some reason, expecting or hoping to see some shadow of the past world.

The "straight" bars are much cozier, but then I have to see people using booze as a reason to be social and realize I am doing the same thing. The gay bars are a bit more vivacious, but everyone thinks you are there for sex so you can't really strike up a conversation without people misunderstanding. The older people are more tolerable usually if they have an actual life outside of gaydom anyways. The younger ones are prettier I guess but just so goddam gay.

Thank god I didn't have to come up on apps and rely on bars for hooking up. I guess it also helped that I got out of the relationship meme mindset early.

I don't think its any better for straight zoomers either from what I can tell. All I know is that bars and apps are shit for going out and just mingling. I mean a pub is just not really a party. You can make a real party out of anything really, you just need an excuse. Or any ambition, which I dont have. But christ, fuck bars and apps. Such a poor substitute. Besides, if life has taught me anything, its that people aren't really a solution to boredom.

Luckily I have griping on gaygen as a hobby I guess.

>>42938397
this thread is just full of immense losers because being gay makes life so much easier if you still come here that must mean you are a gigaloser

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What does "removing T from the lgb 'community'" actually mean? What does it look like in action? Because otherwise this is all nonsense.

What do you expect to happen? Gays.... what? Upload videos of gays giving the stinkeye to men in dresses? Shake your fist at them in front of straight people and expect straights to care? Tell them to stop dating chasers and not get laughed out of the room? Maybe have a bunch of gays (*snicker) tell them to man up and take off the dress?

And best of all, lets see a bunch of gays man up and stand up to feminist gender looneys over it. Big fun.

>>42938372
>>42938383

>>42937568
I'm already voting for the most anti-system party available. In a few years they're gonna put the nation's first lesbian head of state into office.

>>42938440
which party

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>>42938440
>In a few years they're gonna put the nation's first lesbian head of state into office.
oh anon

>>42938446
German rightwing anti-migration party AfD

>>42938397
the entire website has anons who do nothing but complain about trannies but threads on /lgbt/ are meant to feel guilty in particular. but really who cares. you niggas yourself say nothing will come of it and then you write double spaced paragraph shit like this.

>>42938462
why not bsw?

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>>42938423
Would a woman have a pussy this nice?!?!?

bhm

>>42938417
I don't think its losing to use a forum. If someone thinks the opposite of using a forum is endless sex, they are just a gay brained gooner.

Thats often a point I make, the idea of measuring life success only on sex. Its degenerate brained.

An adult up to about 35 should have some sort of sex life I guess, or at least options. I get why people think older people should have perhaps a legitimate relationship. But I could never condone something as thick headed as some Peter Pan mentality that wishes lemon parties on anyone, even married straight couples.

I assume thats what you mean by losing since this is gaygen. If you mean better social options, I could find some agreement if the person actually wants more company than just trading posts on a forum.

I assume a lot of people like forums because theres no social responsibility. You can ditch the conversations at any time without feeling bad.

Thats why Im shy about chats. Peoples feelings get involved because its more personal.

Its one of the aspects of the ancient internet I sort of miss, when it was assumed people wouldn't treat people any differently online than they would in real life, so everyone was nicer. You didn't assume there was a risk of psychos.

I guess you had to be there. Idt people today can really imagine an internet without trolls or people ghosting dates. Once the bar was lowered and the internet expanded to, how would you say, the less couth, we were confronted with how ugly people can be and how common it is. The idealism was gone.

blah blah blah words words words WHO CARES!!!!!!
POST HALF NAKED MEN RIGHT NOW!!!!

I'm thinking about dungeons and dragons.

I

will

double

space

as much

as I

goddam

PLEASE.

Its not my fault phone posters wittle fingers get tired from scrolling.

I can type. That simple. I have an actual keyboard. So its easy. I bet ye cunts can't even read cursive like a bunch of negroes.

And if I have to type and therefore read THOUGHTS LONGER THAN 160 CHARACTERS I am not going blind on giant blocks of text.

And that's that.

>>42938507

Really appreciate those line breaks. Makes it much much easier to read.

Reddit spacing is meta and I’m tired of pretending it’s not

Now Im mad because I made better coffee with Fiji water but added too much sugar and ruined it anyways.

My tapwater is unbelievably shit. I need to buy minerals for my purifier or the coffee is too acid. And six bloody months ago the grocery store conned me into buying huge bags of coffee on sale because they were out of my regular size.

Only after did I realize the expiration was too soon so it all went stale.

And now that its finally out, the new coffee went stale too because I opened it last, on top of the wrong water.

Im so mad I cant even

>>42938554
it's rly not

>>42938563
Buy whole bean, keep it in the freezer, and grind single servings yourself. Ezpz

Some worthless advice:

To find out just how shit your tapwater is, if you have decent cookware, boil off an entire pot of water several times and look at whats left. Dont use a cheap pot or you can melt the handle. And dont microwave it or you will ruin your microwave and it would take forever.

I boil off a few pots of water and literal fucking rocks form on the bottom of the pot. And that would be bad enough except every time it rains I can taste the damn soot from local industry.

>>42938575
Yeah that would be much smarter and better. I really do need to get on that. I don't normally need a grinder but it would prevent this nightmare from ever happening again. And, as you say, its just better coffee.

>>42938583
Tap filter. But it is a travesty how bad tap water is.

>buying pre-ground coffee
enjoy your cockroach dust lmao

>>42938606
I have a top line purifier but its so effective that it strips the minerals, so then I have to buy the minerals to re-add to it. It just isn't worth bothering to buy them until this garbage stale coffee is used up. And I get distracted from these errands so easily. Every few months I knuckle down and go on a shopping spree for these sorts of mundane things, so I buy in quantity so I don't have to worry about it for ages. I have a ridiculous amount of space just dedicated to domestic warehousing. Its like having a store in house.

>>42938481
>commies
>already showed they cannot be trusted and aren't true opposition
but enough politics. i concur with >>42938516

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>entire planet of bullyable twinks that can't compete with a man raised in earth gravity
>this is why we need a mars colony IMMEDIATELY

>>42938635
I'm pretentious enough that I get whole bean, locally roasted, single origin coffee from my local farmers market and hand grind it myself for either a French press or mokapot. Dont have a lot else going on

>>42938635
some people really don't wanna install grinder and they apply that rule to more than just their phones

>>42938635
No, I get that from pretty much everything I think. I try not to eat too much processed food just because I don't care for it. But I have been on a real Cup O' Noodles streak since I discovered how fast and easy it fixes the "I'm hungry but busy" issue. I hope they don't make me fat.

>>42938667
I would definitely watch that movie.

>>42938679
jsut keep track of your calorie intake and TDEE (and weight), adjust accordingly, and you wont get fat, simple as that.

>>42938671
That single origin part is more valuable than people realize I think. I am forever getting whatever crap is globally in season from around the planet from the usual brands. So even if you buy a good brand, you still have no idea where it came from and believe me, not all harvests and roasts are the same just because they show up in the same bag. You obviously already know that though, I am just addressing the thread.

>>42938686
Thanks I was hoping that I cooked with this

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I want a daddy bf to regale me with takes of playing late 90s computer games when they came out and he was in college or something

>>42938701
Thank you. I dont worry about it too much though cuz I have weird metabolism. I dont eat much or often, but when I do its often pretty rich in meat, that sort of thing. For example, I will eat a bacon double cheeseburger but then not eat again for a day.

One of the benefits of eating (rather) unprocessed meat is that you dont get hungry for a very long time. Nothing much else rates that way, except potatoes maybe but they are so carby. Even good fish will keep you full and, to some extent, chicken.

Thats one of the downsides of vegetables is that you are always chasing them. Which is technically better for health though.

>>42938725

If you get a daddy, what does that make you?

Completely unrelated:

I discovered there is a cute little racoon living in a nearby storm drain. If I go for an evening walk he is often poking his cute little face out at me and watches.

I like animals and they are good for keeping a little humility. They always bring me so much cheer but then I remember what very hard lives they have. And the winter can be so cruel to them and of course the poor things have no idea why the seasons change. Its especially hard on the birds, and I've learned to really appreciate them just for their evolutionary diversity.

You saw sagacious Solomon
And you know what became of him
To him, complexities seemed plain
But he cursed the hour that gave birth to his bad self
He saw that everything was vain
How great, how wise was Solomon
The world however did not wait
Just observed what followed on
It was the wisdom, that brought him to that state
Sweet wisdom, that brought him to that state
It was only wisdom, that brought him to that state
So how fortunate the man with none.

northerners are on some dumb shit with atim inyangs (again)

>>42938725
I could but Idt its much of a story. I think PC games of the early 90s were perhaps a bit more elite but maybe not as engrossing, certainly not as flashy.

>>42938752
pregnant!!!
>>42938803
idk I loved playing tribes ascend, and playing through system shock one and two was kino, I'd love to hear from a guy who experienced that in the heyday, preferably while resting my head in his lap with his dick in my mouth

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what photo gimmick do zoomers do?

my bf sometimes sits down in the living room and starts imitating Mongolian throat singers
Idk what compels him to do that but it's definitely hella funny and makes me love him more

"idk what a faggot is"

Why the hell is artificial UV light so harsh when it's much less than the UV from the sun?

>there is no difference between being gay and a faggot

>>42938917
pass, too jiggly

>what does a bundle of sticks have to do with being a faggot

i sure did just figure out how to green text

so what?

what's a dude called if he's over 30 and still looks like (a) femboy but doesn't identify with that label and isn't a sissy irl?

>>42938863

I mean, what is the opposite to a daddy?

>>42938957
fdilf (femboy dilf)

I hate women. Good night!

>>42938879
Idk but theres going to be a headline if I have to sit through one more video with 100 cuts and zooms per minute.

he/they

>>42938957
I usually go with Tiffany. I must've had a dozen Tiffanys and it seemed to piss off most of them.

Or Cindy if they are really dedicated sluts. I can respect that.

I need chocolate chips but I don't know if I have the energy to go out in the middle of the night.

I have been enjoying the boomer era Jewish pervert humor stylings of Woody Allen c. 1971 "Bananas" and re-watching it.

Do not watch it. Do not even try. You wont get it. Its not edgy enough.

And no, its nothing like Monty Python. British humor of that era is something completely different. But valid.

... do zoomers even make comedy anymore?

>>42939041
the oldest zoomers are like 30, nobody who's that young makes movies. zoomer comedy is skits on reels and youtube

>>42939031
I can relate to this. Its never the trip, its the other people out at that hour. Or the weather.

i'm so bloated. i ate so much.

>>42939063
slaps your belly and gropes it

>>42939050
Idk what the actual definitions are. Most of the actual boomers are dead afaik. I treat 15- 25 as the cutoff for zoomers, whether it or not it is accurate.

I myself can't really get into the 40 second video format. The internet did cook my attention span but not quite that badly yet. It took me forever to look at tiktok at all. I still don't get the appeal and when it was first described to me I thought it was a joke.

Its like people will complain about scrolling past a long post out of 300 other posts, but volunteer to scroll through 200 thirty second videos that don't even hold a complete thought.

forever boomer

hey northerners how do you feel about Abraham Lincoln?

>>42938969
brb while i paint my nails black

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So anyways Nick Fuentes had a fresh take, I thought. He says the immigration issue is permanently dead and buried and there is no sense in pursuing it further.

He even made it on Al Jazeera being quoted as telling people to vote democrat in house midterms this year just to stomp the shit out of the Republicans.

My little Nicky is finally coming out as an accelerationist after all. He's been so depressed about this mideast thing lately that he sounds like he is about to quite politics altogether.

Poor guy. Just another zoomer cheated and robbed by the last three generations. Mass media was such mind poison waiting to happen I guess.

WHY ARE YOU DEAD AND STILL UPSET ABOUT SOUTHERNERS!?!?!?!

>>42939109
Not so much a fan of the war but I understand it. I like the part about shipping out the darkies. My question always is how do you free something that refuses to leave?

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>>42939132
Hi there

i just feel like you don't understand why i'm upset. ya don't listen and then ya gossip about me. ya hear the way they gossip with you about me? they do the same with their friends. they don't know the whole story so they makes shit up and you believe it. they don't understand the impact of their attitudes and behaviors. i don't feel like i have any means of getting out from under it either. i'm upset because i feel trapped. work is part of the equation. housing and living conditions is another part. the trap that is renting and never feeling the value of ownership.

what if his name was smokeagram lincoln lol haha

>>42939158
I am sorry you feel sad but I bet you can make the best of it as we all have to.

Gossip is horrible when its "friends" talking about "friends" but so many do it. There seems to be no escape from it. It used to be that anyone who spoke cruelly of someone else that they would not say to their face was shunned for disloyalty. Its just weak and cowardly. The rule used to be that if you were talking about someone elses affairs in your group, you emphasized the positive and kept their troubles private.

I really don't know what happened, why standards fell so much. It seems to be a cultural thing too. Cultures that are more community minded don't have that illness. Parents used to admonish their kids for such cowardice and cruelty.

let's just tease and gaslight them. that sounds like what good people do. sometimes i feel like you guys try as hard as you can to get me to off myself. it's so hard to be the bigger person.

>>42939206
what about when it's the parents acting so cowardly and so cruelly?

Yikes

>>42939217
I had to learn the hard way that just because someone holds a family title does not mean they are good to have in your life. Its a hard choice but sometimes it is necessary. I don't take it lightly.

I mean, dear god, even to this day I am still assessing the damage I took from giving people more of a chance than I should have just because I couldn't conceive or reconcile the connotations of 'family' with the way people behave towards each other. I am still finding loose ends to explain it.

Its especially horrible when its between parent and child. No one wants to come to that realization, that their own parent is their worst liability and has to go. Nobody wants to be someone with no parental contact. Some can't even conceive of it. And I do believe we have to be patient and give people a chance.

But its often the case that the relative can't be tolerated any longer. Some people just have really shitty people as relatives and are better off without them. Some people don't deserve children or family, but everyone has to pay for it.

I would not mourn it though. Its still a solution available, and up to you, your judgment and knowledge of the situation. In the end, getting rid of the toxin still makes you stronger and at least a little happier. More importantly, it greatly improves your survival. You just cant pull ahead in life being held hostage as someones emotional toilet just because of tradition.

My dad is not a bad man but he should never have said yes to kids. He wants nothing to do with raising a child. I raised myself. Took years to even become aware of the things he didn't teach me. I would have done anything he wanted me to do if he just told me to, but "being told what to do is the worst thing ever," according to him. God I wanted a dad.

my niece done got bit by a copperhead

Sometimes i worry that squeak didn't have a father and that's why she looked for love with so many strangers but idek her to be fair. I make up a storyline about ppl I'm interested in and sometimes it's accurate.

>>42939341
Will she be ok? Copperheads are no joke

me mum died in the holly

>>42939341
That's horrible. I've heard it's very painful at the site if the bite and the death is agony. I hope she's being treated with anti venom

>>42939359
hello /****/ ow r ya then luv

>>42939351
she swung her shovel cleaved the little bastard in two shes a tough cookie

>>42939377
Thats good. I was just reading about them, and others. It said the bites are painful but not usually fatal. Still, if its a child, that amplifies the danger (and probably pain) quite a bit.

I am glad she is okay and smote the beast lol

I know I am unwell in the head when I open the fridge and see two slices of half eaten cake.

https://youtu.be/rMitjMTi__4

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The doctrine is simple:
You don't need to hate white cis-hetero men, but the white cis-heteropatriarchal system, which is a different thing.

do you refer to yourself "as a gay guy" when talking on other threads or boards or on social media like twitter?

>>42939589
I can do both

today on leftist agenda:
1) make mpreg real
2)
3) uhhhhhhh

>>42938076
only like fried chicken out of those

>>42936924
need

where is tex

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>autistic retard loser but with godtier face and body
>want a cute bottom boyfriend
>but i dont wanna meet people
>pic related, my brain on a daily basis

>>42939627
I'm not gay, just do gay things.

>>42938957
bf material

>>42940309
lol

>>42939627
I say sis on other boards too sis.

>>42940311
golf and gardening?

>>42940165
link?

>>42940398
gardening isn't gay

I found out about the jam boy meme. Now I want a nude caddy and nude jam boy to follow me around while I play golf with friends.

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>>42940424
@_Calzadilla_
@jesus.callzadilla

>>42940469
good meat on that boy

>>42940309
>godtier face and body
sure

>>42940467
crazy how fagging existed and was socially acceptable
i feel like the u.k is the gayest country

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>>42940469
needs to stop doing legs ew

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>UK is the gayest country
>UK also has the highest concentration of pedophiles

how's your hole today gaygen

>>42940706
Yeah because the gays and the "British" seeking child marriage and gang raping school girls totally overlaps.

>>42940762
pedophilia is ok if you're straight or rich

>>42940469
gawdamnn

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power of the horde!!!

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>>42940762
You don't even need to include the muzzies in that infernal calculation

Imagine bottoming for a guy and then finding out he’s someone else’s bottom…

Imagine bottoming

>>42940969
i'm hard

>>42940834
lol

>>42941080
whats funny...

>>42941121
I just like that you have something to enjoy

>>42941150
i sense your pity but i dont mind, i am glad to enjoy playing with my digital dolls

>>42940834
you taking it from the back from orcs, trolls, forsaken, belfs, goblins, ogres, forest rolls is power of the horde?

>>42940724
Its farting cum my dad visited me yesterday btw

>>42940834
this bitch will never hit max level and do any actual content is she

>>42941203
Does it happen often or was it an accident? You seem pretty chill about it

>>42941207
im playing on synastria im doing everything

>>42941212
We were oil wrestling as usual and he accidentally slipped and came into my ass

>>42941203
shiza coded post

>>42941203
hi paige

>>42941180
Its not pity. I genuinely liked knowing that you were enjoying it.
>vidya = digital dolls
Ikr? I think that sometimes too

>>42941243
no its paige coded

>>42941256
its what they are pretty much, its why i mostly look at aesthetics and if buttons feel fun to press atp

>>42941236
Oh ok, makes total sense. Thanks for sharing shiza/paige, be careful next time!

a group of ladybugs is called LOVELINESS a group of gays is called a PANDEMIC

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*tap tap tap*

i think im gonna start vibe gooning from now on

>>42941393
looks better now

>>42941394
how much do those cost?

>>42941393
He's only gaydead because you're a bipedo. He looks good but different. Sorry you're not attracted to men, maybe next round on this Earth.

>>42941399
>older and uglier
>better
Sure. Whatever.

>>42941404
it costs nothing. just your imagination and twitter porn edits

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>>42941377
>a group of ladybugs is called LOVELINESS
Wow just confirmed. Thats pretty cool.

>>42941415
i thought you meant a vibe toy

>>42941415
Who tf makes porn edits lmfao

I should spend more time on /an/. But I worry liking animals too much makes me weak in the head for lifes realities.

Generally, I've learned a good rule of thumb is never to be happy about anything. It makes you a sitting duck for the next attack.

>>42941430
thousands of clip farmers apparently

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>>42941424

>>42941262
I'll buy you epic flying and a mount if you show tits and feet bbygirl

>>42936976
>I’m a woman
trans?

>>42941430
porn connoiseurs. there are accounts that create those edits with rave music tracks and visual effects for your gooning pleasure. dont laugh just cause youre ignorant about these stuffs, grampa

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>>42941445
?

>>42941468
shieeeeeet

how do you take republicans seriously when they blame joe biden for the rising gas prices that they started by initiating war with iran? then they wonder i'm 'depressed'. i'm not depressed. i'm sad. i'm disappointed that you guys eat their lies right up. how are you going to say you love me when you vote for people that want to strip me of the same liberties you enjoy? why do you want me to be a third class citizen?

you guys don't fix stuff. ya just break it.

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>>42936698
/lgbt/ general disc server, we got everything for everything for everyone!!

https://discord.gg/gejUmDBzMG

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>>42941474

>>42940959
kek

>>42941479
tops will i get hacked if i click this

i am NOT baking the next bread >:(

>>42940969
topping is for fags, only real men bottom.

>>42941479
kys

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>>42941501
its another dead trannies discord chan

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>>42941420
it all depends on the size of the group. I've witnessed a ladybug plague firsthand and trust me it was anything but lovely
>flying and crawling everywhere, on every surface and in the air
>on your house, on your shirt, on the ground, in your drink
>if you opened a window theyd get into the house
>youd reach your hand into your hair,your neck or on your back to scratch and you'd hear and feel squishing chitin
>saw a guy walking around seemingly not caring, his shirt was easily 30% covered in bugs
to this day I still get uncomfortable when there's more than a couple ladybugs in one spot.

new:
>>42941520

>>42941521
why they look kinda delicious i wanna put them in my oatmeal or smthing

>>42940461
ur doing it wrong1

>>42941521
I know, I have seen that too. It used to drive a room mate crazy. They would warm themselves on the sunny side of the dorms in the morning and keep bumbling in the window somehow.

Its unfortunate, too much of a good thing. But I still like them a lot.

>>42941479
>/lgbt/ general disc server
thanks, but fuck off

>>42941262
projection

>>42941501
You wont!!! I promise c:

>>42941543
It's not woke!! I hate woke servers!