>>42944022
squeak
I think that tops should be tall and bottoms should be short
>>42948079Stick bug looking ass feet
where is everyone
*autotunes voice*Saw a gay lil' dude he was peekin'I was thinkin maybe we could be friendsAnother kind of fun we was seekin'Coffee n donuts at midnight on a weekend
did my dad being a narcissist make me a bottom, or did it just solidify the archetype? >>42948147god I wish, I'm too tall it feels liket. 5'9"even when I was an inch shorter bc of anorexia, I still felt too tall. finding guys that are like 6'3" or taller is so hard, not mention factoring in race and sexuality
https://voca.ro/1hHFDE3GayJc
>>42948131this is dementiaGod is not exactly a separate entity from the world, he never stops being here.The soul is not part of God, it is god itself.There is no judgement.
>>42948195Out having sex or stuck in the snow
>>42948200https://voca.ro/1gJDCTs0Jaf9
>>42948195it's saturday. ...you're not here on saturday night, are you?
short sub top x short(er) dom bottom. tall is overrated bitch
>>42948196
>>42948147Nah
>>42948219How many step ladders do you own?
I want to just sleep and sleep and sleep and die before I wake up
Tall tops lifting small bottomsSo they can reach the cookie jar :)
>>42948195Stuck at a 40s women divorcee party but abt to go hit bars in green. Sticking it out.
at this point, if I tried hooking up with a guy from grindr, I would just break down sobbing/burst into tears the second he'd touch me just from sheer touch starvation being overwhelmed, not to mention breaking down or crying during sex bc of PTSD
Everyone is born with a soul. But most people's souls are not awake. Most people are niggercattle and their souls asleep because they are hylics only focused on the material world. Food, housing, and sex is all they care about, and they will never have a soul.
it's faith and prayer keeping mr pancakes up on her heels with that body
>>42948244>>42948222
My sister wants me to make friends. You are the unfortunate victims of that wish.How do you do fellow gays?
>>42948255maybe you should volunteer at an old folk's home and get some hugs that way first
>>42948255bitch please stop being embarrassing sis
>>42948256what evidence do you have for the existence of souls pls no Descartes bs
>>42948206what i'm saying comes directly from the bible interpretation of spirit and soul others may not agree with it
>>42948269not him but I am very close to the Hegelian idea of soulsoul is basically you being self-coinsciousit is part of nature
>>42948267no, they'll try and grope me plus what if I run into an ex>>42948265deeply depressed and hurt/broken
>>42948269I saw it with my own eyes sis.
i think my colon is filled with shit
>>42948274well the bible says gay people are wrong and we both know we are norn this waythe bible is wrongI believe on jesus, not the bible
>>42948265We are not friends
>>42948300>born this wayI don't believe every gay person believes this, it's 50/50 most likely
>>42948310to me the fact that we can't change it and it is not a choice is a proof we are born this way
>>42948314but many christians and non-christians claim they have changed itof course some are lying, others seem to be sincere
https://youtu.be/WPNKrXUC_kQ?si=QLjyLqKd7OZ02KNiI hate you all. I offer ye these sweet tunes.
>>42948301Oh yeah. I forgot. This thread is completely filled with cops.How do you do fellow agents?
>>42948327they might be bisexual
>>42948281do you think it exists in a material sense? >>42948292I believe it desu >>42948310born to be gay, forced to be autistic
>>42948265>>42948132
>>42948314Even if you are inherently gay, you can still marry a woman (lol). Sexuality does not imply inevitability of homosexual behavior. I flirt with girls just so people think I'm straight, so they later give me their stuff.
https://voca.ro/11MtPVfBVNiO
My dad is going to give me the $300k house and his savings after he dies as long as I pretend to be straight for a couple more years until the cancer finally kills him. We play the game, don't hate the player, hate the game.
for myself I think gay dreams started happening before I ever even knew what gay was.. i remember having sexual dreams as a kid, didn't understand them at the time, but holy fuck why was I dreaming of doing sexual things with other guys a little boy before even knowing what sex was or seeing porn or sex in a movie? demons perhaps?
>>42948357Dox someone else, stalker.
>>42948373the Christian non-gays, many claim Jesus took all homosexual desire from them.. others still struggle everyday with it and choose to be celebrate
>>42948406Because our hormones wired us to have sexual relations with other humans part of our DNA blueprint sis. Why do turtles fuck? Why do birds fuck? Because we were wired to fuck.
>>42948406I used to like slam my fingers against my prostate when I would wipe my ass as a kid lol
>>42948423Christian ex-gays*celibate*
let's celibate good times!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TILsCuifTR4I think this is close to the truth
>>42948406My sister would try to make friends with demons.
>>42948423Life with God is way better than without Him sis. I feel like I've grown as a better person because of him. No longer defined by my past or failures.
https://voca.ro/1521aqvvsEzH
>>42948465god is a tool you can use to get to that point, but it doesn't mean it helps everyone nor that it has any bearing on reality. I imagine I have a magical set of armor on if I need to feel confident, and it helps. Doesn't mean the armor exists
>>42948339pretty alright
I actively orchestrate the downfall of my enemies and my life has improved vastly from my actions and progress. I have conquered and vanquished the demons that have held me back.
>>42948490I am indifferent to the existence of God. So long as He furthers my plans, that is all is needed from him.
Anybody cute?
bottoms are bombs
>>42948496That's good. You guys seem stressed out.
Crossfaded a lil bit bout to go out. Not a huge weed guy but edibles are kinda nice.
>>42948465I don't know "Life with God" even means. I've read the bible, prayed, and done all those things and didn't feel anything. Once or twice I felt "hot energy" or "cold energy" rush through me... but whose to say that's God and not my own delusions? All I know is "Ask, and it will be given to you; seek, and you will find; knock, and the door will be opened to you." hasn't worked for most people. Many people pray for really basic things like a roof over their house, food, water, to not be sexually abused anymore and don't find relief... If I was God I would give instant relief and everyone what they ask for. This God of the bible seems to be stubborn and picky, typical Jew.
>>42948547roof over their head* lol
Ass fissured again
>>42948547which is why the gnostic beliefs that the God of the OT was really the Demiurge make a lot of sense to me right nowI believe in reading all the "heretic teachings" the church hate such as Valentinushttp://www.gnosis.org/library/valentinus/Valentinian_Writings.htm
i dont know what life is about either
It's good to know I can open my phone and get a liveaction expose on gods and demons.
bro played an smt game
>>42948631does anyone know? everyone seems to get lost in some sort of gimmick (their talent) for most of their life just to survive.. who has time to really contemplate such things which life itself is stressful enough
sex with ose
no, i'm changing my answer to kin-ki
>>42948673for me, it's Gemori
>>42947765Laloisok, he used to post on /int/
>>42948792current mr pancakes is loloisok? they don't look alike
In the begining there was nothingAll formless and voidExcept meI was thereForever And then you showed upIt's all been downhill from there
something deep within me craves gay sex
>>42948874pounce on the next guy you see
>>42948881This actually works if you arent a social autist or ug more often than people realize. It wont get you bf and might be awkward after but it does actually work sometimes. I wouldnt try it without good gaydar or inside a friend group though.
i just need a break from my mother.
>>42948874it's your prostate
Tallest person here. By like a lot :(
If the prostate didn't exist, do you guys think homo sex would still exist?
>>42948997Your prostate is still easy to reach. Hop in.
>>42948673>>42948696YES
>>42948445Your drawings are so good.
>>42948997how tall? i want tall4tall relationship
I shaved my legs hehe because I thought it would make me look younger/slimmer It did not. Now I look like a weird big baby
>>42949038kek>>42949005yeah, I love giving head plus you could do intercrural or handjobs or footjobs or whatever
Maybe i should become a sissy and take sissyspaceks crown as the next drag superstar 0_0
I already done did drag before but thing is ive never sexualized it in the way sissy has because sissyspacek was obsessed with going down to the pigglywigglys in drag and getting TURNT OUT
>>42949069you keep St. Sissy's name out of your dirty whore mouth
>>42949059Opinions on last episode?
>>42949122I dont watch that shit ever since they allowed WOMEN and STRAIGHT MEN to compete
every day until you submit to mustached man hole
>>42949150Seems specific but okay
In cave men times dads definitely cuddled up to their sons for warmth when they slept.
I think I'll go bury my head in sandLight a stick of dynamite and die as 0lanned
i'm beyond your league, you should just stick to grindr
>>42949089My dick in your mouth? For fun,?
I'm 5/10 sis. Only 8/10s are out of my league.
>>42948079leg hair
>>42949371squeak
>>42949392squeak that stupid repetitive retarded hole on my small cock faggot!
>>429490466'3" 7 hours of my time wasted. Wearing a "fuck me i'm irish" shirt and I get no attention except from ym group. Bullshit. I need to stop hanging out with women
>>42949636i'm just as tall, it's seems like we should hang out one day
I love masculine men
>>42949794Wya g. Bars closed up here at 1 but i'm still vibing p good. Might go to a 24/7 diner just to have soenthing to do
need bf who can't decide if he wants to rape me, kill me, or kiss me on the forehead and call me a good boy
>>42949153was the source ever posted
Hello, good evening
>>42950356You wanna go to a blueberry festival then 3 day backpacking trip with me up the coast of Maine? Can't find anybody else who's willing
my pp is 5.6 ± 0.001 in long
>>42950550Nice big pp! Post it
>>42950550Gotta pull in that variance. My hole has been precisely machined.
big dick manlet top x big dick manlet bottom
Are my standards too high if I don't want a man with ugly feet?
>>42949990Are you really enough of a problem to want to kill?
Obama... shantay, you stay.Osama has sashayed away.
Got milk?
im getting tired of these zesty tops, im just going to transition and try to get a straight bf, i know its gonna be life altering and a big pain in the ass but whatever
>>42950917you could just try a bi top instead of transitioning to get a bi top
>>42950946Would the bi top not leave eventually?
fem tops
https://thisvid.com/videos/muscle-hairy-ass-getting-fucked-compilation/
>>42950964You gotta woo him enough to stay.
>>42950964Why do people think bis are such devils?
>>42950964It will sooner or later, don't buy their bullshit
>>42951027Because they will leave and they have no reason to stay when you are asking them to shoot themselves in the foot when they have the option to not shoot themselves in the foot.
You have the power to make every top become muscular 7 foot chads, but you (and every other bottom) become 5 foot tall anime femboys. Do you pull the trigger?
i've cried in cars and on buses and trains but today i cried about having no bf while riding my bike and it was on another level of humiliation
>>42950964There is such a thing as love. Don't listen to these bitter gays who think the reason someone left them is orientation instead of them being boring lazy lovers.
>>42951027Gays think bis have to stay forever in the same gay relationship once they have a bf or they are leading their bf on, even though the majority of them don't even do this themselves.
>>42951057wheres my evil genuis beam that turns everyone into shota
>>42951092>bishits>ability to love non-women and be happy in any relationshiplol
>>42951105You can choose to compete with just other gay and bisexual men or compete with gay and bisexual men and gay and bisexual women. It is just numbers and the former feels a lot more manageable.
>>42951105I think every relationship, unless otherwise stated, is intended to be a lifelong monogamous relationship.
>>42951126>gay and bisexual womenwhat mean?
>>42949186I could feel my dads boner poking me when i was a chile sleeping in their bed
>>42951150chile.... anyway so
>>42951135I think this is true for straight relationships and think gays should be monogamous as well but like half of the gays just seem to be perpetually complaining about not being able to find a long term bf.
>>42951162he took me trucking through europe once whenever i was a 8 year old chile or whstever and i asked him what gay is and he sai its 2 guys who do stick their penis in each other butt and then i said "oh then i need to be careful sleeping next to you"
Then he was very mad @ moi i am esl and skinny btw
>>42951188Sleep next to him again at your day and age and update us how it went
>>42951190i wish anime men satisfied me
I have great BFs. I don't know what you guys are doing.
https://youtu.be/r288632q2Fw?si=NN3-jxnFyyfM8aMrBe the party.
Why are gays like this?
mmm, bara
Im gay (very straight-passing albeit) but still scared of women
>>42951654post socks
>>42951670
yikes
>>42951760I forgot to mention that I've finally been blessed with AIDS... That's right, Jamal and I have been trying for an infection for the past few months now, and my HIV test just came back positive
>>42951190korean artstyle is such an eyesore
>>42948079source? image search just turns up the comic not the legs
>>42951188>"oh then i need to be careful sleeping next to you"what was his response. continue the larp please
>>42952149yes is 3 letters. this bottom is doing too much
Gaygen is not ready to talk about gay death.
>>42952177i'm ready to plow his 'dead' hole
>>42952177Ok pedo
I told my friend to stop drawing her eyebrows so high. She looked surprised!
>>42952149
>>42952177counterpoint
my ex stopped replying to my messages after I said i dont wanna have sex with him
>>42952255he's need to put his point on the counter
>>42952255Too old.
>>42948079just from the covers those both look awful
>>42952149Me after seeing the mass of text but not reading it
>>42952149>>42952253kek
>>42952277he loves u tooo muuuch
>>42951057what about vers tops
>>42952308needs body hair
I wish gloryholes were a standard feature in bathrooms so I could suck dick whenever I wanted
>>42952357Slay
xD What?
ughh literalllyyyy all these tranimals keep trying to touch my butt on grindr and its like girl im looking for a man whos looking for a boy not a sissy 4 sassy poly dog style long term relationship
>sissy 4 sassyGagged them a bit
>>42952412>sissy 4 sassywhich one do you think you are here?
>>42952364****! ~~~~!
>>42952405LUCKY STAR!
I'm feeling fat and sassy any body wanna suckle on my gynotits
Do you have homosexual consensual and lovely sex with your cis bf being a cis man?
>>42952486my bf is a trans man but yes
>>42952486twice yesterday
>>42952476no, shiza
I'll take that as a no
Brendan Fraser in George of the Jungle was my gay awakening. Think I could sue?
>>42952512your parents?
Meici dou xiang zhuangzuo hen juejiang
>>42952499What if I wasn't shiza and just some broken down old queen from the American Midwest?
>>42952530Mao say dong
look im sport man
>>42952543same difference
>>42952569post sport hole
>>42950246x.com/welcometomynile/
Shiza walks into a Burger King. The cashier looks at her and says "sorry, xir, we don't serve transfats"
>>42952603>Shiza walksI on't believe she regularly does
>>42952602you have to be some sort of subhuman to get socks this dirty
>>42952575im sporting rn
>>42952302never judge a book by its-oh
>>42952623i wear black socks so people don't notice how dirty my hardwood floors are
>hardwood
>>42952645you could clean your floors
>>42952654My wood is pretty hard haha
>>42952666post pic
>>42952664picking up all my shoes and bags and then sweeping and then mopping and then waiting for it to dry? i'm not made of time
>>42952673you're made of grime
>>42952679i'm Claire Elise Boucher?!
>>42952679Wig
>>42952672ogre
tex be my bf, stop being silly
>>42952666Prove it
What's your DuoLingo streak?
i used to post my bulge here all the time but you fags (offensive) made this thread an unsafe place :(
>>42952699*drools on your big bulge*
>>42952699Translation: You are Mid.
>>42952696All time high was 2 years straight before I realized that I wasn't really learning anything
>>42952699>unsafeto post bulge? you're a pussy
>>42952696>using duolingoLMAOii picked up smoking to counter hunger
>>42952512for me? it was pauly shore. cause he was the smart one!
>>42952703i'm Midadol Telamon...
>>42952699none wants to wee ur bulgegettin fuged mabeso weirddrank coffee walking and smoked came back now suuuper eepy...
>>42951109Great movie
face me, man to man. bulge to bulge..
>>42952672>>42952690Okay I lied I'm not actually hard :(
>>42952726kissing tips and leaving a trail of pre between the heads..
>>42952729post soft
>>42952645I just bleach my white socks
>>42952726biggest bulge bottoms
>>42952729How about now?
>>42952733hot
>>42952707What language did you learn?>>42952716What's funny about DuoLingo?
>>42952741fair enough
>>42952760prepare your anus. i have a huge pp and no bulge
>>42952741I fucking love a flag pole bottom. Just a big horse meat flopping around.
i like grey socks
>>42952742you keep posting this as a joke, but i find this man and his giant amish beard to be actually hot
>>429526838
>>42952758belongs to bytedance chinks of tiktok famedoes device fingerprinting, resells everything it finds, illegally legallyhttps://www.buchodi.com/your-duolingo-is-still-talking-to-bytedance-how-pangle-fingerprints-you-across-apps-after-you-said-no/might as well send them nudes
Mm hmmmmmm....
>>42952780Then I'm going to keep posting it for you
can i be gay if i've never seen an episode of ru paul?
>>42952778bottoming is all about penis size, bigger the penis the better the bottom
Dae get horny when theyre acting or wearing something very masc is that how agps feel when they skirt go spinny
>>42950524Sorry, I'm in California :cThat sounds fun, though. Have you done it before?
my disc acc is locked out and cant find the recovery keys >>42952796do u liek shotas?
>>42952785Oh no they can sell the data that I bought 3 new sweatpants! AAIIIIEEEE!!! OH NO! Th-they know I only got 93% en Francais? SKYNET!! Get a grip.
odds get cigarettesevrns you're done
https://youtu.be/5_mS_OZXMuI?si=m4nplTEZM7ymUPTY
>>42952742Gross
>>42952699doxtrannys are sleep post bulge
>>42952800What you can't get on a plane? Smdh
>>42952798True, also a Bottom better be at least 15lbs heavier and 3 inches taller than me.
>>42952805post pole now or forever be silent pussy
>>42952798now you cant even bottom anymore without needing to be hung smbaka
I have no one to go to Sunday diners with. Don't wanna go by myself cuz I get sad looking at all the families :(
>>42952817you're flying too close to the sun anon, you're one step away from plummeting into the sea
>>42952798the bigger the cock the bigger the flop
>>42952699Your bulge was saved and remains in a file for identifiers, image satire and potential future shaming.Like this one.
>>42952823you couldn't before. i don't know what those dicklets are but they're not bottoms
>>42952821Namefags don't make requests or demands.
>>42952824Maybe your soulmate future husband is waiting at one of the diners lonely always waiting for you
>>42952840Stop I'm too hungover for this I might cry
>>42952827If I should die crushed beneath an insatiable rugby player Bottom, my pelvis shattered to pieces, my spine broken, know I go into the great unknown with a smile, content.
>>42952840Sobbing x
>>42952830Thank god his is actually a man's bulge and not a tiny ftm packer like yours and his might be impressive and nice to look at
I'm here and waiting for youWhere are you, I can't find youI'm here and waiting for youI'll wait forever for youI fell in love with you and now you're goneThere's nothing left within my lonely room without youI'm here and waiting for youWhere are you, I can't find youI'm here and waiting for youI'll wait forever for youI'm here and waiting for youWhere are you, I cannot... I cannot find youI'm waiting for you at this loneky dinerWhere are you, where are you
>>42952830is this meant to be a bulge? where is it?
>>42952843Put tiger balm on your nostrils, it takes your mind off it
>>42952830Sniffffff
>>42952850as long as you know what you're about
>>42952861Eggs with a man I love would take my mind off of it
>>42952816No X<
gay people hate mad max
>>42952870I don't have time for weaklings like you. Romance is for fags.
>>42952884i thought it was cool. never saw the sequel.
>>42952885I can settle for eggs with someone who just talks with me
>>42952884I like it.
>>42952884I only watched furiosa and the crazy white boys where so hawt never even watched the one with tinta turnter im such a failure of a homogay
>>42952870Would you play footsie and hold hands as you lovingly look into each others eyes while enjoying your brekky
imagine your breakfast date taking his shoes off and giving you a sockjob under the table at Denny's
>>42952857I can only enhance so much with image tools. I cannot change the laws of physics.>>42952865You're going to want to schedule a clinic trip now.>>42952852>a MAN's bulge and not a tiny ftm packer Annnnnnd Good Morning KHOP 104.1 FM
>>42952913Prob not but it'd be cool if he put his foot in my lap under the table. Fuck it I'm just gonna go get the stuff for breakfast casserole and make it at home>>42952920This but not necessarily to completion. Just a slow pressure and movement over the duration
>>42952920not to brag but jeb and shiza wanted to give me a sticky double footjob with maple syrup at the diner
>>42952920feet are gross. just use your hands
>>42952935your mom is gross stupid tranny kys
>>42952923>KHOP 104.1 FMIdk what that is shizo, speak human
>>42952931Shiza couldn't fit in the booth
>>42952930>not necessarily to completionpussy
>>42952942He's there to enhance the experience of the eggs. Not to overshadow them
>>42952937Spilled
>>42952923>You're going to want to schedule a clinic trip nowWhy whats wrong with sniffing a mans boxers
>>42952937cry about it foot fucker
>>42952935>feet are grossthat's why he'd keep his socks on, dummy
>>42952939We lift her in with a crane
>>42952944you're choosing eggs over sex? mental
>>42952953*sehh
seggs with the eggs
>>42952956i'm not retarded, i don't do that shit
Cooking breakfast for my hookup...
>>42952948i love to lick foot fungus of sweaty smelly male feet
>>42952963i miss those days when hookups would make me breakfast
Concentrated athlete's foot flavour
>>42952966ok
>>42952968I'm a Top and I consider it good manners after clamping his head between my thighs for 20 minutes.
Doing my hookups dirty dishes while he still sleeps because hes such a slob
>>42952983me too. bottoms would swallow my load then ask me to spend the night and i'd wake up to breakfast. pretty fun time
>wouldlol
>>42953005>>42953005>>42953005
>>42952953More of a chocolate in my peanut butter, peanut butter in their chocolate situation iykwim
