>>42953005
>>42954972i like his socks. this is my kind of bottom
I woke up this morning and my roommate left the shower on with the shower curtain open so water was pouring all over the floor for god knows how long and he was nowhere to be found
Can someone AI edit out the kid and make them surrounded by African men?
Already made lunch and masturbated but I gotta wait until the appropriate time to make dinner. What now?
>>42955005snacks and coffee
>>42955005masturbate
>>42954972>hanging off a balconybaka
>>42955005work on your ankle mobility
I used to think i was a gay guy but now i think i'm a tranny how do i go back to being a gay guy again?
>>42955036you should stop coming to the tranny board
>>42955014Thrice in a row is a lot esp since I spent yesterday gooning up a storm. My pp hurts. >>42955011No coffee after noon. Work night. >>42955028Interesting. What would this entail?
>>42955036Stop watching sissy hypno
Omg I saw my roommate and he immediately retreated out the front door when I confronted him about the shower not saying a word
>>42955039hmm maby>>42955054i dont, i list like blowjob vids where i can pretend i'm sucking dick.
>>42955048bro you should be gentle with your pp. let it rest today, use your hole
>>42954884its the entity impersonating
The magician's face when he asks me to pick a card so I pick his credit card
>>42954992lol kill him
your penis STINKS
>>42955121not mine. i wash it
>>42955080Maybe. Been a long time since I used my vibe. It's just so much trouble.
>>42955150this is the same reason i dont use any of my fleshlights. it's a lot of work cleaning up and i'd rather just jerk off
>>42954728I don't remember talking about lasagna lolI hope you feel betterI eat mostly eggs. They are raising up my cholesterol im sure. But they are good, affordable, I feel full with them, losing weight, and feel overall better
sex toys are a waste of time if it's for dick. i can understand toys in your hole but everything else it's just easier to use your hand
Why did shiza send me this
>>42955165Yeah I see that. I use the fleshlight more often than up my ass stuff cuz at least then it's just cleaning the toy. I got one on impulse that looks like a hotpocket and that one is super easy to clean over the hardshell one. Silicone lube mogs water based tho but it damages stuff idk why. Can't have nice things
>>42955185Lol nah fleshlights and wands are amazing like what work even putting some dish soap in and washing it how lazy are you dumb bitch ts pmo
>>42955186she wants to rp with you sistah get her mechanodiapy changed ishnu allah
>>42955210Way easier to smear on my thigh and continue about my day
>>42955210>wandarent these for girls? do they even do anything for red blooded men?
>>42955227i think you attach a mini fleshlight to the end of the wand and use it that way
how do you tell a guy that you like him, like a lot, and that you wish he'd stuff his penis inside your ass til you shoot ropes? i'm really not good with words desusrs
>>42955186I HATE GOLDSHIRE
>>42955251send him this
>>42955251That sounds p good. Maybe give him a sandwich or latte then just repeat what you posted. It'd work on me.
>>42955258if he doesn't have a barbed penis to shred up my insides then i don't want none.
>>42955251Say "I fink u freaky and I like u alot"
I might get a chance to go clubbing this weekend. Time to put together an outfit. I'm thinking dark tee, dark jeans, Chelsea boots, maybe some little adornments like a lanyard necklace or bracelets.
Guess what my roommate is making me? Pancakes.
>>42955301Swinging for the fences I see
>dark tee, dark jeans, Chelsea boots, maybe some little adornments like a lanyard necklace or bracelets.lol
>>42955301>dark tee>dark JEANS>lanyard >wearing this all to go clubbing and not to your job at walmartHOLY CRAP ARE YOU STRAIGHT??
i prefer converse
>>42955251I respect honesty sis.
>>42955310I did not laugh sisma because that is grim GRIM
don't forget to wear a butt plug so you can be ready for the evening's festivities, whenever and wherever it may be. also, keep a vial of lube with you, don't forget.all a guy has to do is pull out the plug and slide himself in, it's so easy. i mean why wouldn't you...
Woah dude I had a vision of this exact moment. This exact circumstance. These posts with the same TV show on in the background down to the episode. Useless fucking ability. Never lotto numbers or when/where a twink is at his most vulnerable
>>42955342>why wouldn't youBecause I'm not a bottom.>>42955313>>42955310>>42955308If you have a better idea, I'm all ears.
If you're not gonna verbally say you want my penis in your ass, I'm not gonna give it to you. You have to say it out loud, so everyone can hear.
do people really do that? have buttplugs in them during dates and the other guy has no idea?
>>42955357well only i need to hear but yeah if you can't say it then you're a pussy and i don't want it
>>42955344It's called deja vu sis it's basically temporary schizophrenia
>>42955301christ i bet you own milwaukee tools too huh
>>42955423Thats nothing like schizophrenia :/
God damn it why do I ever say anything to you women.
>>42955301what kinda club
>>42955036post sissy outfit
>>42955342there is shit in there
>>42955442I know but basically anything that is delusion related can be called schizo and it basically makes sense
>>42955456A gay one.
>>42955510post fat schizophrenic bubble butt and greasy hole
>>42955482mmm boy chocy chocy yummy
>>42954972giwtwm>>42955313wtf are you supposed to wear if not jeans
>>42955566
>>42955517noice, get drugged, hope its funziesget a rainbow sticker
>>42955227yes ofc even without the sleeve do you have a sonic tootbrush hold it to the frenulum and youll understand
>>42955364That makes the date way more interesting sis. Imagine going through a normal date and at the end of the day you find out he was plugged the entire time. Reframes your perspective of the date entirely.
>>42955364I wore a vibe plug to the cafeteria a few times in college. Didn't really get me where I needed to go.
My fursona.... is a dog... with a beard
I fucked up my eye yesterday.I was trying to removing a contacts lens but its so thin it's stubborn. So I pinched and pulled on it 2 or 3 times. I felt it lift off my eye but no come out.Actually my contact was fall out, so I was pinching and pulled a layer of my eye??
>>42955364I had a buttplug in during a friend of my exes birthdayparty and handed it to a girl trying to bully me and she ran away screaming and they all looked at me like i was the weirdo
>>42955631hot
>>42955603he put the new forgis on the jeep
>>42955584>wtf are you supposed to wear if not jeans
>>42955584>wtf are you supposed to wear if not jeans Sweat pants Black pants You know like pants that are not jeans
>>42955603>we all had that one teacherI didn't :(
>>42955354Go buy a sparkly female sweater from a goodwill and layer something dark. Black jeans are fine. Fun belt. Big black boots. Live life. Breath air.
I just buy any black non jeans pants x3
>>42955652whats wrong with jeans
>>42955637>handed it to a girl trying to bully me and she ran away screamingThat's a power move sis. You owned it.
>>42955649Disgusting
>>42955603fit muscular bottom teacher for regular BWC top students
>>42955666Peroidt
>>42955652Sweat pants are inside clothes, I wouldn’t wear those when going out to people. And my one pair of black pants is for funerals and baptisms
>>42955685Do you even like cock? what sort of fag are you?
>>42955686Mmmmmmmm goosh
>>42955703How is that related to wearing the day equivalent of pajama pants out in public
>>42955703bottom ashamed to take cock so i'm pretending to be a top
closeted bottoms are the best
>>42955730yes yes I'm here, whaddya want
>>42955721My plan is one day a top will claim me in the biblical sense and I don't really get a say in the matter. You?
inordinate gotta be like one of the top 5 words of all time
>>42955746once i find a verse guy who isn't really a bottom i'll flip every now and then. it will never happen
>>42955638uhhhhh, sauce?
I love big teen cock
>>42955730
>>42955751what about sweatyteenboy
>>42955765I'm willing to break you off some dick on occasion as long as you act like you like me
2222 monday again
>>42955788rip his hole
>>42955778https://e621.net/posts/6000033
>>42955730They are the most pure and least likely to cheat and whore out. Protect them at all costs.
>>42955799hmm...are you likable
>>42955788Wish I was agile and flamboyant. Kinda just, stiff and clumsy.
>>42955810nice crop, dad
>>42955788You just know he gets TURNT OUT in the barracks
Me when i catch (You) after the doxxtrannys triangulated your location for me
>>42955659Alright.
the rape of the reaper
I hooked up with someone with lots of body hair and I was completely shaved 0_0 it made me feel like I should have foregone shaving but I don't know because I didnt asked him his preference Do hairy guys like other hairy guys or shaved smooth guys generally
>>42955960only pedos like shaved guys
>>42955960The contrast between a shaved smooth guy and a hairy guy is very hot and sexo. It's like one dude is clothed and the other dude is completely naked.
>>42955977gross. you don't need this if you take showers
>>42955980But I went to someone else's place before and he asked me straight up to shave in his bathroom :/ it was kind of a humiliation ritual because I had to shave all my hairs for him like he didnt like it when I had them
>>42955988why are you racist
>>42955995so you went to a pedos place and let them humiliate you, there isn't enough therapy for what it wrong with you
>>42954997
>>42956038fuck middle, marry middle, kill the rest
they just never listen. they never learn.
>>42956006Because I have a brain.
>>42955815It comes and goes
>>42956084i'll pass
I shaved my legs this used to be kind of cute when I had a thigh gap and a flat tummy now it just feels wrong...
>>42955977BBC propaganda
>>42955995Not trying to come at your life choices but dude. Why buy the cow when they can get the milk for free yk.
>>42956119What are you talking about?
>>42956096Ah bummer, ok. It's really not so bad I'm just cranky when I wake up.
>>42955977This ad seems very French
>>42956156the only crank i want in bed in my dick
i just wanna roll a druid so i can make animal sounds when i transform.
>>42956144Clearly you didn't have a good relationship with your grandma
>>42956073Love this response
>>42956169I can get out of the bed. There are solutions to these problems. We don't want to die alone dont fight me on this
>>42956192the solution is to crank my dick
>>42956038you literally made the whitest black man you possibly couldfucking chud
>>42956200What I gotta deal with that the second I wake up? On workdays even? Weekends ok we can get up to something but come on let me sleep until the last possible moment then run out the door, as is my custom
Would you want to participate in a 3some with a father son duo?
>>42956217you expect me to go to work unmilked?
>>42956219just the father for me please
>>42956232They only play together
>>42956265just like me and my right hand
>>42956211I just told the AI to make the boy in the middle older lol
>>42956260Nice.
odds buy cigarettesevens you don't need it
anyone about to watch the oscars
>>42955721No, i only suck dick
>>42956311>17 tattoodo you think that's the age he prefers?
>>42956260hot, some guys pull off the average body (a little chub) so well...
>>42956328it's the number of times he saw Frozen
>>42956311>fisting line
i haye being brown
>>42956412what's so bad about it? at least you aren't black
>>42956412y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6p-lDYPR2P8
being black ain't so bad
I may be blind but at least I'm not a nigger!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuTjQLfU6Gk
>>42956432true, at least you aren't indian
i wonder if indians on grindr still claim they have a bbc. it's been a long time since i've downloaded grindr
i don't mind indian men so long as their mother can cook.
>>42956226Do what you have to near/in/next to me but just don't wake me up
>>42955988Nothing is funnier than chuds seething over commercials for goyslop
>>42956343frozen is the most overrated disney movie of all time, it has 1 catchy song and nothing elsedon't get me started on the sequel
>>42955988to be fair black people really need them
my favorite was always aladdin
Material gworl
i was a big robin hood kid
>>42956492i'm not the corpse fucking type
>>42956038Bliggymama and her 2 bwc dom tops
>>42956545insane bulge
>>42956583Hercules 4 me
>>42956605Damn>>42956616He's wearing a cup
>>42956616kind of looks like a face trying to break through
>>42956616i think he's caged up
>>42956583Id have to go with Li Shang, my favorite Bisexual icon.
>>42956654he needs to be wearing a cup of my cum>>42956658my face>>42956707ew
>>42956732he deserves my penis in him
>>42956723Seriously, absolute hottie.
>>42956732Fuck me, what a hot man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zua831utwMMLet's have a gay old time!
>>42956355This overall is just gross ass art and I’m surprised from backtracking you havent posted it anywhere else
>>42956583needs to be a gay version
Can someone AI edit this image to replace the guy in the middle with a dark skin African and surround them with Africans?
>>42956501vgh, the devouring father
>>42956846
>>42956838it's already gay. jasmine is a tranny. that's the metaphor of the movie. the tiger is her penis. the magic carpet ride is the first time he eats her out.
>>42956887poly marriage with the 3 black guys, kill the rest
>>42956887Now replace the right white guy with another black guy and give the left white guy a shirt that says "alone in the dark"
>>42956897lol
>>42956838they get thrown off a building in the end
can't make myself heard, no matter how hard i scream
>>42956945and the genie is the dems telling you a tranny is a woman
>>42956723>a man being attracted to a woman (female) proves he's bi dumbest take
>>42956939makes the white guys eyes look weird
>>42956732I wish he would rape me
>>42956897>the tiger is a penisSo THAT'S why I was so attracted to him
>>42954176Yes, I've never had sex, but I love the thought of cuddling. Just sharing a space with someone while touching seems like the best time ever. Thank you for the advice, Anon.>>42954209Oh haha well thank you for thinking of me anyway! I'm sure there are some good ones. :)
>>42957043you should rape him
tfw no bf to rape and be raped by
>>42956991undo this please, bring the other white boy back
>>42957077it sounds nice in our heads but the reality is men fart, smell, get pimples, and are generally disgusting in real life
>men fart, smell, get pimples, and are generally disgustinghot
>the reality is men fart, smell, get pimples, and are generally disgusting in real lifenot women tho, right
>>42957159I don't have any experience with women but nothing is worst than falling for a guy only for him to end up having disgusting bedroom manners
Loud top who screams when he dumps a load in you
ya but men have a penis. women could never compete with that.
>>42957269Ummm.... chud... its 2026... most girls have cocks nowadays.
>>42957281ya but they're annoying. may as well as be women.
>most girls have cocks nowadays.lol
you guys like santana?https://youtu.be/HKLnmMacEB4
what about jt?https://youtu.be/nJHYDkvRB2Y
My belly button is infected and it feels like I have to pee constantly It’s also making me very horny for some reason
>>42957400dude where are your abs
>>42957410I’m a pencil ok
it smells really really bad
Which rape artist would you rape?
>>42957400>>42957425Only hairy people have these problems
imagine the smell
>>42957400>>42957425That shit's no joke. I had an ingrown hair in my bellybutton that pierced my abdominal wall. Huuuge infection that burst late one night. I woke up cuz of the smell. I can only describe it as shitting out of your bellybutton. Ducktaped some papertowl over the hole and went back to sleep. Had my dad take me to the hospital in the morning
LOOK WHAT I JUST PULLED OUT
>>42957425how does that even happen?
Im going to puke
>>42957501Yeah dude you need antibiotics. And shove some tweezers/qtips down there every once in a while going forward.
>>42957400>>42957425>>42957484>>42957501You people are fucking nasty Fat too I bet
>>42957501ew
>>42957484>Ducktaped some papertowl over the hole and went back to sleep. Had my dad take me to the hospital in the morningUm. Are you a redneck or something? Was your dad too tired to take you to the hospital?
>>42957551No, I'm just crankyanon from earlier. I like sleeping and it didn't hurt that much. Figured if it was gonna kill me in one night, I prob wasn't gonna make it anyway. My dad was mad I didn't wake him up but I thought I had a pretty good handle on the sitch
>>42957501dude i think you had a pilonidal cyst growing in there
>>42957331>Michelle branchshe really fell off, proof women just get dumber with age https://youtu.be/cHInBqWCwS4
>>42957484how does an ingrown hair pierce your abdominal wall? it's not that sharp
>>42957669Power of positive thinking. How tf am I supposed to know
i dropped a cheeseburger on my converse the other day. gonna have to scrub them with soap when i have free time
>>42957400>>42957425Hyland's PRID drawing salve got my splinters out as a kid
thunk thunk thunk thunk thunk baby rockin it
>>42957703>
>>42957400are you dumb? you have a bad infection and now it's infecting your kidneys and bladder
>>42957656the chorus sounds really good to my earsthe beginning sounds too much like wicked game by chris isaak
>>42957400Nice tummy owo
I’m jealous of people with open relationshipsMy bf doesn’t go to the gym
>>42957768Monogamy is a choice sis.
Play Tormented Souls 2.
>>42957768>>42957782open relationships never work so it's not much of a choice unless you want your relationship to fall apart
i hate that bara is from the future... i hate my life sm..
>>42957794maybe with straight relationships it never worksbut i'm certain we all know gay couples in a open relationship and it works for them
>>42957816im glad zhengli gets deleted and bara begins showing up but idk im upsetwhy am i so not attracted to myself
or my pp. i mean my pp gets deleted
>>42957400>>42957425that looks like the beginning stages of a umbilical hernia, you need to seek medical care as it can strangulate your intestines
>>42957833We’ve been together for 4 years and most of our real (gay) friends are in open relationships, several even married. We live in a major US city, maybe the culture is different. I’m really thinking of ending it if he gives a hard no to opening it; I understand how it sounds but I feel like it’s delusional to expect a closed relationship if you don’t even work out.
Come on yall
idk can i get on biotin so i can starting growing chest hair at least? sick of this gay primitive earth..
can you just take me camping and go full broke back mountain and then we go back to normal like nothing happened?
>>42957816it looked so hot and cute and its from the future im upset
>>42957990Yeah sure. You wanna hit a blueberry festival then go on a three day backpacking trip up the coast of Maine? Can't get anyone to go
>>42957893Yeah I don't understand exclusivity. Like even straight people aren't good with monogamy lol. They cheat and divorce all the time.
You're looking for the mystical apple of Eden if you're looking for monogamy in this day and age.
>>42958025I’m fine with it in theory but if you demand monogamy then you are taking on the obligation to be everything, sexually, for your partner. That should come with some kind of duty of care. Instead I think people use it as an excuse to let go—no competition, so fuck it.
Monogamy is a purely romantic ideal, duh. It's the vital illusion, the idea of it that feels like the best thing in the world almoat beyond words, a holy grail chased by every would-be lover at some point. Even if it inevitably stops being true after a few years. Sometimes not even months. Same as any other fiction.
>>42957954My chest is hairy af. You are the opposite version of me.
my dad's dick is THIS big
sex with daddy
>>42957929hook in foreskin
a white cock in the moutha black cock in the assan asian cock in the left hand and a latino cock in the right
>>42958181j*w btms
>>42958181based berniebro
jsut had a nightmarewas in amerikwa in orlando or soem florida...was walking abckwards to soem intersection and suddenly was 100feet in air on some 2x2 feet platform tower and another hobo looking dude psychotically smiles and starts shaking it i looked at holim and said come ob man and tower swung like 5m sude to sude and broke...who comes up with such stories lmao...is the hobo dood metaphorically me.......
>>42957768have you talked to him about this?
>>42958181Sure but blacks have to clear a much higher bar. I like the real dark Mandingo niggers with bland personalities or like very regional tastes assuming they're not american. Be Jamaican, talk about Jamaica, but that's it.
>>42956219Men really need to grow their hair out. They look like mental health patients/us military.
If you had a twink as your roommate how often would you have sex with her?
bara isnt fats doing each other!!!!!! there is no god for that being the future. sme ppl are so lucky
>>42958253never, until i slip some rogaine into their body wash. then it'll be on sight
>>42958253Do I have to come on to him or will he come on to me?
>>42958253Picrel
>>42958264He will beg for your dih 2-3x a day.
why is gay porn from the future so hot q_q
>>42958263He's smooth and hairless.
>>42958276Then probably 4-5 a day cuz I know he wants it
>>42958286He has never handled that much dih before. You'd have to train him.
>>42956219I wanna be a daddy, but not a 5/10 meathead.
can i just have a normal gay bf.
>>42958264Twinks never make the first move sis.
>>42958294I mean you said we live together and I'm not that big so it shouldn't be that big of a deal
>>42958302is black okay?
>>42956219No, only his son. His son is sweet and innocent and finding his way as a grown man.
>>42958306In which case the answer is 0
>>42957996can we bring like an oz of weed and a strip of acid?
>>42958302There are many 5/10 normie gay boys out there sis.
>>42958319Yeah that's fine. Can you do edibles only tho? I don't want to deal with the smell
>>42958309He's dreamed of lots of big dih but he has never taken any. You have to be his teacher.
>>42958253I would make her my slave sis.
>>42958331I would be honored to have uncomfortable sex with him until he gets enough confidence to find someone better
>>42958266>>42958285>>42958294>>42958314>>42958331Thoughts on lateeno twinks?
>>42958327you like fudge brownies or chocolate chip cookies?
>>42943987>>42943987>>42943987new thread
>>42958341He's like 80% white sis. Which makes him a 7/10. True Latinos with indo blood are rarely attractive, but they do exist 1 in 100 chance.
>>42958342Cookies would be better. And the acid is fine I'll prob stick to that. Otherwise it's pack in/out but pretty short distance so I can bring a cooler and we can just hang it for bears. I was thinking tuna packets, powdered potatoes, ramen, eggs, cheese, and tortillas. Should generally cover all the bases. Plus various seasonings. We'll talk just mark Aug 14-16 in your calendar
>>42958379i can't do tuna or eggs. the smell of tuna makes me gag and i don't want to deal with you dutch ovening me after you down a bunch of hard boiled eggs.can we go vegetarian? get like granola and protein bars?
>>42958390Eggs like fried eggs in the morning. Not cooked beforehand. Is that better? And yeah all the filler snacks to pass the time. Oatmeal, some candy, granola, cliff bars, etc. My plan is pretty much to read the whole time and apparently there are beaches you can climb down to and swim. Cutler coast if you wanna do your own research
>>42958337what would you order her to do
>>42958403are you more of a ron swanson or a leslie?would you pose tastefully nude for me to paint you?
>>42958405I would make her cut my grass while completely nude as Latinos wageslaves should.
bump limit
>>42958504hot what else would you do... gotta make it worthwhile to you
>>42958533I'd take him to the Alamo and have sex with him there while he recites the Texas Pledge of Allegiance.
>>42958572where would you keep him at night
>>42958425I look more like Chris Pratt before the glow up. As for personality idk if I'm really represented on that show but ig a leslie with ron tendencies. I'm sure there's a buzzfeed quiz. And yeah I'd let you paint me as long as my name's not on it if you hang/post it
>>42958640he can sleep in the red barn outside in the back like the chattel he is.
elder scrolls ytuber died with no death cause provided but everyone too pussy to say OD/suicide sighhhh
