i need a man to larp as my bf for a year because im going to very important networking parties and this would benifit me. but idk how to even propose this scenario LMFAO
>>42967146>larp as my bf for a yearprobably easier to just get a genuine boyfriend
>>42967175trueimagine hot plaps and pregnancy
>>42967175im not even “ugly” its just my areas super shit for dating and also nobody wants to date an unhygienic hrtcelalso i would only be able to frame it as a long term investment
>>42967175yeah but if we break up after a month itd all be fucked
>>42967197>>42967270no stranger is gonna larp with you for a year without some sort of incentiveyou gotta be paying them good money or blowing them every day
>>42967146and what does he get out of this arrangement aside from having his time wasted and having to pretend to be in love with a morbidly antisocial loser?
>>42967387well no deep details sorry but if he wants good long term connections then this is the way to go. im very worth investing in thats for sure
>>42967480nigga stop vagueposting
>>42967480you're talking like you're tryin to swindle niggas into funding the settlement of a cocoa bean colony on an uninhabited island you completely made up, and will move to another country to escape litigation when the jig is up
