>>42977366
> FTMgen
I think I found where the mind corrupted, pornsick women congregate and shoot up dangerous roids

Prove that you are a real man lmao. You can't and that is why no one respects your made up identitiy

>>42977339
someone is a nasty lil slut!

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>QOTT
I only goon to 3d porn
>QOTT2
For me it started in my early teens when I stumbled across footjob porn.
My old girl used to let me lick and hump her feet. I miss her.

>>42977366
>QOTT: What doujins / erotic manhwas have you been gooning to?
g/555217 as of 3 mins ago
>QOTT2: Do you like feet? if yes, was that pre-T or after T?
not crazy about it but ill suck toes, pre-T

>QOTT: Monsters and horror doujin (non gore)
>QOTT2: I don't hate them?

Furfags, recommend some furry doujins

>>42977366
>What doujins / erotic manhwas have you been gooning to?
Latest one was 299530, but my taste is quite varied.
>Do you like feet? if yes, was that pre-T or after T?
T gave me a foot fetish desudesu
>>42977438
>doujin
What appeals to you about this one? Were you self inserting into one of them?

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>>42977366
QOTT: yuri, shota and older sis, plant vore, drowning, decapitation, slave rape etc
QOTT2: foot worship is hot from a 3rd person perspective but not really into doing it myself. if had dick would want footjobs.

female feet choking me out while the bitch texts nonchalantly!

>>42977510
doll eye chapter one

>>42977617
>Were you self inserting into one of them?
as the crossdresser yea, like the other anon said in prev thread I think its a proto detrans/agp kink developing. though im only into it if another woman is forcing the womanhood back into me.

>>42977681
Looks gay

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this song rocks

ended a dry spell i had out of laziness and fucked a guy off grindr, cis men are so retarded lol. he was blasting music the whole time on youtube (with ads) and he barely said anything, not even when he came. he just stood up and walked off to grab paper towels

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>enter his room, he's kneeling looking down as usual
>I ignore him and put on some music
>turn to him grip him by the hair, pulling his head up for eye contact
>grip his face hard with my other hard, stare into his eyes for a bit
>slap him across the face a few times then choke him until he's dazed
>pick him up and throw him over the bed so he's bent over
>he's got his butt plug in I ordered him to put inside hours ago
>I spank him hard, then move away and grab rope
>pull his arms behind his back, put a somerville bowline double column on his wrists (handcuffs)
>fuck him hard
>grab my belt, slip it around his neck and choke him hard with while pounding him, pulling back on it with each stroke
>pull out, pull him up with the belt onto the ground on his knees
>throat fuck him, holding my cock in his throat while he squirms and gags, arms still bound behind his back
>have him lick my balls and taint while jack off
>pick him up again and throw him onto the bed onto his stomach
>rail him out, telling him he's getting raped, while strangling him with the belt
>begs to cum (I have complete control of his orgasms, he's not allowed to cum or touch himself without permission, even when we're fucking or I'm not there)
>I tell him to cum on my dick, he does, just from getting fucked, no clitoral stimulation
>I taunt him by saying oh cumming while getting raped? You dumb little slut
>I rail him out some more and cum inside him, he moans and twitches as I grunt
Hell yeah.

>>42977634
Showed him that pic after we fucked. He said it was hot.

>>42966692
Lowk……
I won’t bounce on it, but that’s a good cosplan

>>42978482
Literally the most vomit inducing shit I have ever seen on this site

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Cute hairy ftms that sell pics hmu
sleepy_dolls
I’ll send a good amount of money for anything you take
but only if you have cashapp/venmo/paypal/throne
Thanks

>>42979167
Can we just be friends instead

>>42979176
Sure. Idk if we’ll have anything to talk about. I’m really into horror, video games, movies, music and fashion though

Unlucky. Had it been me, I'd have been down to chill.

>>42978482
That LARP was terrible. That's like a highschooler rendition of 50 shades if they hadn't read the book and only heard wine aunts talk about how they flicked their beans to it. Get AI to do it next time. It's less tragic.

>>42979167
Reminder to not fall for this scam. They will offer $250 for one nude of a stranger (unrealistic) They will ask for pics before payment and will want face pics which they can blackmail you with.
Dont be their next victim.

>>42979258
Blackmail, shmlackmail
Nothing would happen

>>42979258
thanks for letting us know anon :)

>>42978482
this sounds like it was written by someone who
1 )has never had sex
2) has never read smut

>>42979260
Bro watched too many Youtube 4chan documentaries. Who is still blackmailing people in 2026 and why would someone choose a bunch of random ftm trannies lol

>>42979277
check’d

>>42979277
I would blackmail an FTM tranny to be kind to themselves and to appreciate life. If you're not fucking kind to yourself I'll show everyone your butt hole
>Checks soc
Well that fucking ship sailed.

>>42979277
>who would try to do harm to transgenders in 2026
yeah i wonder its not like cis retard has dedicated every day of his life to being a shitposter in our general
>who would try to get free money from scamming people
that happens every day.

>>42979357
Didnt the shitposter admit to being a brokey last thread and he couldnt afford ozempic lol. Go scam people on soc dude leave the trans guys alone we need money for T

>>42979357
>cis retard has dedicated every day of his life to being a shitposter in our general
I don’t keep up with your retarded discord drama but I don’t think this guy >>42979167 has anything to do with it. That’s just your typical paypig

You and the shitposter are probably both equally stupid and seem to be constantly shitting up the threads worse than anyone else

>>42979365
I’m the guy who dropped his discord. Why are you confusing me with some troll? I’d prefer to be left out of whatever this lore is. Also I’ve bought T for trannies before. I’m quite literally just a ftm enjoyer who buys pics occasionally. I don’t even give a fuck if their face is in them or not. I like hairy tummies and thighs if anything

>>42979383
I've been in here a while now. There definitely a few flavors of shit poster here, it's not all the same one.

>>42979357
Its definitely the same guy. When he originally made the discord scam post all the other transphobe posts stopped suddenly.
It couldnt be more obvious, also not even the biggest paypigs in the world are paying $250 for one nude. Get real

>>42979399
you cant play the victim card after trying to blackmail people.

>>42979416
>also not even the biggest paypigs in the world are paying $250 for one nude. Get real
this is the biggest tell that its a scam. he went too unrrealistic with the bait to try and get as many victims. but it just ends up looking fake. theres an entire internet of free ftm pics, onlyfans, twitter randos that will do whatever you want for $50. and yet you come here and want to pay more than you would for a prostitute? nah

>>42979416
That's pretty thin. Not impossible of course, but it's not conclusive either. I stop responding when i go and do other shit, maybe they did too.

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>>42979416
>>42979429
>letting a random troll mindbreak you this hard that you start believing he’s come up with this secret plot to blackmail trannies because you and him argue 24/7 or some shit
Are you schizo or just straight up retarded? Call it

ive had someone from this general try to blackmail me
the got mad when i asked for the money first

>>42979441
If he was trolling the ftm trannies here why does he post on /soc/ too? Your theory falls apart but I get why you would be sus. I just searched him up in the archives and honestly it looks like he buys from people a lot. The shitposter you’re talking about is 100% a different guy. You’re welcome everyone

>>42979441
Yeah, 250 would be better spent on actually getting to have a live go at some FTM holes. If i had that cash spare for single nudes, I'd try to organize a meet up. Get everyone together. If I'm lucky maybe get an orgy out of the deal as well as some fun memories.

>>42979463
Yeah, that seems smart. Or at least set up an escrow so they can't stiff you the cash.

yeah the sleepy_dolls guy is a known scammer on soc too. changes between 4 different names and gets off from ruining trans peoples lives.
if you fall for his scams now its on you

What you should do: accept crypto for pics
Boom, problem solved, no take backs.

>>42979481
But he also interacts with trans women it seems like?

>>42979469
>someone who actually got to the bottom of this mystery
thank you for being the most rational person here, so it really is just a paypig?

>>42979463
This is the play
+ just dont send anything, take their money and scam them. They deserve it.

>>42979486
oh i forgot trans women arent trans people. actual retard.

>>42979486
You’re most likely talking to the shitposter right now btw
>Oh btw he also has four different names and ruins peoples lives! You’ve never heard of him before! Just trust me okay??
Like come on lol
Troll harder. I don’t even like paypigs but this is too obvious

I sold pics and I couldnt look my parents in the eyes for months.

>>42979258
>>42979481
Wow so hes a scammer that hates trans people and wants to rob and blackmail them? Thats horrible :(
I knew it right from the start it sounded fishy and seeing how he freaked out when he got exposed as a scammer has proven its true.
Why would someone try and do this to us. Why are trans people always targeted for no reason ughh

1) nobody is defending some random ass "paypig" (scammer) this hard
2) the "paypig" (scammer) would make their post and move on. they wouldnt stay here. they only are because they are pissed people didnt fall for their scam.
>>42979514
right wing cucks, pol incels, chuds. they are obsessed with us they cant go one day without making some trans hate thread. you think one of them wouldnt try to blackmail trans people?

>>42979514
Can you stop samefagging and shitting up our thread. Thanks

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>>42977382
What's with the feet now, I don't have any feet related pics!!!!

Join the fren disc chat tho:
https://discord.gg/gejUmDBzMG c:

>>42978482
this is terrible

>>42979537
Nobody is defending him we just want you to stop shitting up the thread and samefagging and forcing drama because you’re obsessed with some random shitposter that I haven’t seen and I’m in these threads every day. Honestly at this point you’re making the threads worse with all the spam

i started talking to this guy on discord and he wanted to date me and i said maybe but then i met someone who is a trans guy who i like more and i want to date them t4t.
how do i tell the first guy i dont want them anymore? should i ghost them
he said hes buying a plane ticket to come see me but he only knows which city i live in

>>42979560
You sound like a piece of shit who’s going to get exactly what’s coming for them

>>42979560
>he said hes buying a plane ticket to come see me but he only knows which city i live in
Wtf kind of schizo is this guy. Is he trans? Do not meet up with this guy.

>>42979560
Utterly fembrained move to monkey branch like that. But obviously you don't owe him a relationship. You do owe him a heads up so he doesn't waste a plane ticket. This is the karmic debt of your trans guy relationship. So sack up. Tell him not to waste his money, then move on.

>>42979568
i didnt do anything tho
>>42979575
no he is cis he gives off straight vibes because he calls me a femboy and misgenders me when i said my pronouns are he/him
thats why i dont like him that much and prefer talking to my trans crush
the last time i messaged the guy he said hes coming to be with me and he loves me?!

>>42979602
Oh nah fuck that guy let him waste his money.

>>42979602
>i didnt do anything tho
>leads a guy on for months
>taking no accountability
You’re a woman alright

>>42979602
that guy is crazy, dont meetup, dont talk to them. block them asap.

>>42979620
I bet you're the misandrist by way of misogyny gold star gayden. That vitriol for men is so obvious despite the irony

>>42979602
lmfao the actual state of cis chasers HAHAHAHA

>>42979644
NTA but you're the chaser who tries to tell FTMs to get pregnant and keep their tits, aren't you?

>>42979671
No, I'm okay with SRS and I'm pro choice. I have posted my feet for you perverts before though.

>>42979643
The paranoia is pretty rifev with you isn't it. Going straight to the ideal that the cisguy is acting crazed and not waiting for confirmation.

>>42979258
Whores deserve to be scammed. If you're dumb enough to send naked pictures to strangers you had it coming.

>>42979690
Then how many of you retards are here?

>>42979560
Just say
>I'm not interested in you
That's it. Are you allergic to being truthful?

>>42979706
I count maybe 2 who are openly Cis including me. Otherwise however many are pretending to be ftm or unaligned. I dunno

>>42979713
Seconded. Empathy isn't what's keeping them from telling the truth. Guilt is. Ironically, telling the truth means less to feel guilty for.

>>42979644
What even is a gold star gayden? Do you even know what "gold star" means? By definition it just means a gay man who never has sexual relations with a woman/never fucked pussy, aka a real gay man.

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>>42979546
I found a feet related pic!!! It's a meme but it's something c:

>>42979706
I suppose that's something. I never try to pretend I'm someone I'm not so you always know where you stand. Even if you're constantly paranoid I'm the devil trying to detrans you. Which would defeat the whole purpose of what attracted me to you in the first place.

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>>42979697
Buyfag here. Crazy part is I’ve been buying from FTMs for years and never scammed or shared pics that got sent to me. I usually post on /soc/ though. I guess it’s too hard for some people to believe that their are genuine paypigs out there. Sad! I literally don’t get turned on unless I’m sending money, it’s terrible honestly. Why was I cursed with this kink? You don’t wanna know how much I’ve spent on trannies. I should post my paypal and cashapp receipts one of these times lol

>>42979724
Gold Star lesbians exist too, same logic. But obviously for lesbians. It should be obvious, but I'm case you didn't get it. It's gaydens so very gay that they try to shave other ftms for piv or not getting top surgery because they treat it like a betrayal. "They're not real ftms" would be how the sentiment is described. As insufferable as the gold star gays and lesbians because they just try to police everything and are naturally paranoid everyone who isn't also gold starv is trying to undermine that.

One of them even said their boyfriend was only acceptable because the didn't know know the gayden was afab til after the relationship started. I mean good for them but that's a ridiculous standard.

>>42979733
Why do you talk as if you knew me?

>>42979758
I don't, but it would be nice to be regarded as someone more genuine than just another fetishist.

>>42979755
All FTMs, gay or straight, know not getting or not wanting to get top surgery makes you faketrans. It has nothing to do with being a gayden, it has everything to do with you needing to suffer from gender dysphoria and actually medically transition to be a transsexual. "Gold star gay" just means you never fucked women, while "gold star lesbian" means you never had sex with men.

>>42979771
You're some random chaser polluting ftmg. "Just another fetishist" is an accurate description.
What do you even think you're going to get from doing this? Couldn't you just go on soc instead?

>>42979671
yes that is them.

>>42979737
>not fooling anyone with the samefags

>>42979771
Fellow chaser here, we both know it’s just a fetish bro. Ftms are sluts that crave cock and beg to be bred behind closed doors. Nobody actually takes them seriously and we’re on 4chan, there’s no point in pretending. I’ve fucked FTMs and I barely even kept up calling them the right pronouns and I still creampied their boycunts raw. I guarantee you most the FTMs here have boyfriends they think actually see them as males lol been there done that. It’s easy pussy honestly

>>42979779
No true Scotsman fallacy. Their identity is personal to them. Policing it is as retarded as telling a dude to man up.
>>42979786
I didn't think i would convince you. But no, I come here because when your asses aren't burred up, you're better company than soc. You'll note also that I'm not actually trying to exchange personal information with anyone in order to form a personal relationship. That's what soc is for.

>>42979809
If you say so. But i come here to be bro tier. Any relationship i get into at this point isn't just to get laid. I'd prefer something actually longer term. But I'm not banking on finding that here.

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>shitpost in these threads until I start missing my FTM ex and get sad all over again
I gotta stop coming here. I just keep thinking of his fat ass and when he use to ride my face in the morning. Fuck man

im going to block the guy now ok brb

>>42979814
That's not what that fallacy means. And gender dysphoria is a medical condition, it's not an "identity". You either have it or you don't.
>I come here because when your asses aren't burred up, you're better company than soc
Nobody here likes you, man. No one likes chasers in general.

>all the porn sites get blocked in my country
>im forced to use freaky japanese porn sites
>its all degen porn
aaaaannnd im cooked. so long to being a vanilla normie here comes my freak arc.

>>42979809
>>42979835
Literal nigger btw

>>42979799
You'll believe what you want to no matter how much I protest it prove it isn't.
>>42979846
It is what it means, and you're using semantics. Having a psychosomatic reaction doesn't change that at its core it's an identity issue, the perception of self. You're making the mistake of assuming your experience is the only one.
>No body likes you here
Except when i give lived experience advice to ftms that are struggling because they're self selective their masculinity. Unlike you or any other ftm, I can conclusively say that yes guys go through this too. Without there being a lingering doubt that maybe you're just saying "it's what a guy goes through" because you need to believe it. I'm not a chaser just because I'm attracted to ftm. I'm bi. It's well within my purview.

>>42979880
I like you dont listen to them

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>>42979820
Listen carefully nigga, don’t make the same mistake as me by thinking FTMs are any less female brained than any other hoes out there. That bro shit is not real. You won’t be dating a bro. They will love bomb, they will future fake and they will monkey branch as evident by this thread even. All the same shit you can expect from any woman, they will do. I’ve been there. Don’t get your heart broken. It’s fine to want a long term relationship but a lot of these FTMs just wanna get dicked down. If you get attached it’s over for you. I hope you heed my warming but I know you won’t. Just don’t say no one ever warned you.

>>42979880
okay then post your ftm boypussy with timestamp to prove you're not
>inb4 excuse
>inb4 you wont

>>42979884
And i like you, random citizen.
>>42979885
I prefer to treat it as an individual thing and not generalize like that.
>>42979897
My what? I'm cis, why do you think they keep riding my dick about being a chaser (which seems largely to do with the fact they can't fathom what I am even though I've explained it, at length). I've got a regular ass boypussy. Now you've tried to tie my hands with the inb4s but are you sure that's what you really want? Show of hands

>>42979885
I would say that I do appreciate the sentiment of warning. I'll be careful.

>>42979933
>proves hes the cis shitposter who doesnt belong here
gg thanks for playing
its that easy folks

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>I prefer to treat it as an individual thing and not generalize like that.

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>>42979853
Does furaffinity and Pixiv still work?
>>42979885
>They will love bomb, they will future fake and they will monkey branch
Mfs when ftms act like men

>>42979942
I've been saying i was cis all along you bell end. That was never in dispute. As for doesn't belong. Imagine if you will, a cis male that can confirm beyond a doubt that you are actually feeling something that amabs feel to confirm that you're not regressing. Rather than relying on an echo chamber of people who only assume they are correct. You didn't think that's more effective against doubts that could trigger dysphoria?
And this is a general that's in part to aid transition.

It's almost like i have a use other than eye candy, comic relief, and scapegoat.

>>42979880
I'll repeat: gender dysphoria is a medical condition. If you don't suffer from gender dysphoria you're not a transsexual.
>Except when i give lived experience advice to ftms
The only advice I've seen you give is
>get pregnant
>use your pussy
>don't get top surgery (scars are le bad)

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>>42979941
Thank you, that’s all I’m saying. Be careful out there. I know it’s gonna be hard. You might meet the perfect FTM that’s everything you ever wanted and you’ll think they’re so different and just a complete bro that understands you on every level but just remember it’s a fantasy. Just enjoy it while it lasts because you no one can live in that fantasy forever. Good luck

>>42979885
You dated women who pretended to be FTM, of course they behaved like women. Trutrannies don't date people like you.

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>>42979959
>ftms are now pretending like being a typical bpd whore makes them men
The delusion is out this world. You see what I mean, anons? This is the level of reality you have to accept when fucking around with FTMs. They are not grounded in real life.

>>42979967
nobody wants your incel opinion here
everyone in this thread has more life experience than you
you are the developmentally stunted child in the room

>>42979967
>eye candy
Fucking kek

>>42979968
Except that's not the advice I've given. And iv recognize you, from the arguments you have even when I'm lurking and I've seen you assume others are me without any reference to the fact they didn't even talk like i do. Also, the majority of my advice isn't sparkly and super. Most of the time it's just, "yeah, it's like that for guys, you got this" with a reference to the face i do indeed possess a cock.

You've shitted up entire threads thinking you're talking to me like you are now, even though I've not said a word.

Reminder

Ignore all posts written like this

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>>42979984
>whining this much
here you go mate

>>42979990
One time an anon said
>is it common for bottom growth to look bigger while on the toilet
And you responded with a wall of text, then said at the end
>yes, you should use your pussy for sex
Your entire presence here is a psyop.

>>42979980
>Trutrannies don't date people like you.
Cope harder, nigga
If you’re dating a cis guy at all this is how we all think. This is like when Europeans act like there’s nothing sexual about being butt ass naked around each other like European guys don’t pop boners and stare at tits like any other man on this planet. You think the guys dicking you down are different? LMAO
Come on now

>>42979985
>this
Dumbass thinks we are going to listen to some failed male that couldnt even get laid. What a beacon of manliness we should all aspire to.

>>42980006
You're black. People from civilized races truly do not think like you.

>>42979996
You’ll never be a man kek

>>42980021
Predictable

>>42980018
>civilized races
Reminder that a non white third worlder indian wrote this

>>42979985
You alright there pal? You seem tense. Have you tried unclenching?
>>42979989
Look, I'm as surprised as you. But all those those reactions to my feet last thread were legit. It was strangely nice. It in part inspired this threads theme
>>42980002
I remember that. I said it's a waste not to, and from a guy perspective, if you're stuck with something you, at least use it. Then you got all mad and purist and anti PIV.
>>42980007
Oh i still get sex. It's just in not running through ass like it's going to make up for my parents lack of love for me. I'm past my years of body count.

Plus I still have an au natural working cock. It's like the lamest argument to authority but it will always be bigger than yours.

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>>42980026
You know what else is predictable? Your period. I think it’s about to start lil bro

>>42979985
It must be crazy to be a fully grown adult and still a virgin. Like every ftm here has had sex and grown as a person, we've all reached the usual milestones in life despite having the extra hurdles of having to transition.
Then theres a cis guy who has achieved nothing, he doesnt even know what sex feels like and there are teenagers in highschool who are further ahead in life experience. Its such a crazy thought to think you are developmentally behind people born in 2011.

>>42980027
Cope more, nigger. I'm white and so is my boyfriend. While you have promiscuous sex with women who pretend to be FTM I actually have a meaningful monogamous relationship.

>>42980031
for a lot of incels
life just never....starts
its how you get manchildren that come to our thread and dont realise how child like they sound compared to everyone else

>>42980028
>I remember that
So you admit that's the "advice" you give. "Advice" no one is asking for mind you.
In every single thread, including this one, you find a way to talk about 3 things.
>pregnancy
>vaginal sex
>anti top surgery babble
What's the point of your presence here, where did you come from?

>>42980030
NTA but more proof the "FTM" you claimed to date was just a woman. FTMs don't have periods.

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>>42980039
>Saaar Pleaaase I swear I’m white and so is my boyfriend! Please redeem!!!!

>>42980055
You’re not even on T lmao
You’re literally an entire female dating a straight male

>>42980057
It's funny to see niggers make fun of jeets. You share the same characteristics; shit colored skin, low IQ, awful smell. The only difference is that you commit more crimes.

>>42980031
You really didn't know me that well if you think taking shots at my ability to get laid or any of the other week fem jabs at guys will work. If i told you my true body count. You'd just pivot into claiming i was of low moral character or somehow cheated. It's really not that hard to get sex.
>>42980050
I literally only give the advice when someone asks.
>Blah blah blah reasons
No, and we've argued about this a lot because you keep trying to misrepresent me and alter the framing in bad faith. I don't talk to you about those things any more because it's pointless too. You're going to project your beliefs with all of the vigor of a nerd arguing trek lore or gender critical studies.
More power to you, but honestly. It's getting to the point now that it's almost chemical.

>>42980067
I've been on T since I was 17, unlike your ex girlfriend.

why would a cis guy be here

>>42980076
>I literally only give the advice when someone asks
How does asking about bottom growth size correlate to vaginal sex?

>>42980086
to talk about their experience being trans. oh wait.

>>42980071
You’re crashing out and getting very emotional, lady. That’s not very manly of you.

So did we replace the twink and femboy generals? Do all the chasers come to us now because we are better? I dont see any twink generals anymore.

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>>42980077
>I've been on T since I was 17
You’re too whiny and bitchy to be on T
I don’t remember it having those effects

>>42980094
Wrong. It's very logical to point out the similarities between blacks and indians.

>>42980030
>le period!!!
epic ownz for the win

>>42980105
>I don’t remember it having those effects
Your ex girlfriend wasn't on T, and by your own admission she behaved like a woman. You wouldn't know what the effects of T are.

>>42980116
Lmao this nigga is mad
That one struck a nerve huh

>>42980088
Honestly, there was meaningful segue but ib forgot it cause you were constantly arguing that's all i meant when i said it was fucking normal for bottom growth to look thicker. Is literally what the T does.

You know I'm beginning to think you're addicted to this friction. Like some fucked up Freudian switch play. I argue the way i do cause I'm autistic. But you just seem to want to be this fired up. It's why you keep trying to circle back to those topics even though they're not particularly attached to the framing i use.

>>42980099
it would appear so it explains all the chasers who dont belong

>>42980119
So just for a quick recap. You’re an indian woman, who’s not on T, with a straight male boyfriend that cums in your pussy every night, and I guess we’re supposed to believe you’re a guy and a trutrans XD? Did I get that right

>>42980120
Why would I be mad about some periods of sum

>>42980123
Everyone knows what bottom growth is, retard, the question was specifically about "while on the toilet". Thus the question was directed at FTMs, not you, because that's not something you would be familiarized with. You mentioned vaginal sex unprompted because you have an agenda, which is why you talk about pregnancy in every thread. I don't know where you came from but it's clear you're here to shit up ftmg for some nefarious reason.

>>42980139
>Why would I be mad about some periods of sum
You need to be mad that the education system failed you. Illiterate ass nigga, what the fuck are you even saying

>>42980137
I'm a white male with a white boyfriend. I've been on T since I was 17 and I have never used my genitals for sex.
Meanwhile you're a nigger who got dumped by your ex girlfriend and now you come here to mald over it. Sad!

>>42980142
An "agenda" that no matter what i say always circles back to topics that are taboo for you.

I wouldn't presume you actually want these things, but clearly they've carved a hole in your subconscious. Maybe it's the wrongness of them is why you keep circling. Shame you're so pent up, but you couldn't hate fuck them away. Too enjoyment adverse.

>>42980144
>ywnbam
>peroid
>ur mad claim
>spellcheck
Ts too predictable for me bruh you need to go back to iFunny or FB

>>42980148
NTA, but you're full of shit. You've jerked your cock and used your precum. Those are structure exclusive to your genitals.

>>42980148
>white
Wrong
>male
Wrong
Stopped reading there.

>>42980148
Is your bf cute and can I have him?

>>42980157
Listen, all I’m saying is, uh, well, uh, you’re a woman! Sorry!

Penis in vagina sex is fine for ftms to do. It should be encouraged

>>42980166
You steal his boyfriend and I'll keep him distracted til he finally hands free ragegasms in his stuffed boxer briefs.

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Well it’s been fun, ladies but I’d rather not spend the rest of my morning going back and forth with tomboys with extra steps.

See you, girls. Try to get those emotions under control if you’re gonna larp as men alright?

>>42980155
>ad hominem
Except you're the one bringing up these subjects.
Last thread a chaser asked about pregnancy, an anon accused them of wanting FTMs to detransition, and you said:
>heckin detrans!!
>You just stop taking test temporarily. It's not a big deal.
And surprise, I did not post on that thread, thus your argument falls apart. You talk about these 3 subjects every thread because they interested (You), and all just happen to have something to do with "FTMs" behaving like women.

>>42980178
But men don't have vaginas *single tear* even if they were forced to have one they would use it until alternative arrangements were made.

You know if they actually had a real cock, they'd understand why they'd use a vagina if that was all that was available.

>>42980166
He's the most handsome man in the whole world.

>>42980162
Makes sense. Niggers can't read.

>>42980200
You'll have to point out the adhom. Your arguments are shit because you argue in bad faith. My reasoning was to suggest why you argue in bad faith ad nauseum. Which I'm mainly doing because i stress ad nauseum. You refuse to talk about anything else as if I'm suddenly going to pull off a mask and cry "it was me, Dio!". It's boring.
And I fucking did not say detrans. If i remember correctly we even talked about weighing risks and alternatives such as surrogates. But once again, back to trying to claim i said something i didn't.
And if you look back, you started this argument by suggesting that was all i talk about. They would not be subjects if you hadn't focused on them, that's all you.

>>42980223
Those are subjects that (You) have brought up in probably the last 10 threads, often unprompted, like in the bottom growth example, which you didn't even try to deny.
Let me then ask you in good faith: where did you come from, why are you here, and why do you bring up those 3 subjects in every thread?

The death cult made my sister get a hysto at 19. Now at 27 she wants a husband and kids. Feels bad

>>42980202
>if that was all that was available
Everyone has an ass.

>>42980249
Nta but... You'd be surprised how flat some people are. I was astonished at how small my dad's ass is when I spanked him.

>>42980237
I haven't been in the last ten threads. I have other shit to do. I've maybe been here 5 times in the last 3 weeks.
You already know the answer, you just refuse to listen.
Not sure what you mean by come from. I chill at lgbt if my own volition, being bi and all. And i dont. Most of the time they start without me. I add my 2 cents, you arc up, and so we waste another thread denying that we would probably have the most amazing hate sex ever. Otherwise there are other tires that parrot those subjects constantly. I've seen you donate threads because you refuse to let it go. Completely unaided by me.
>>42980249
This is sort of what I mean. Fucking things with a cock is great. If you were suddenly bereft of your cock with a pussy in its place, you'd use that. And seeing as it's easier and more hardy putting things in than an asshole. It seems the natural choice. Ask any dude. If they woke up tomorrow with a pussy, would they use it until they got their cock back. And you know the answer would be unequivocally yes.

>>42979779
I don't want top surgery because my chest is comparatively small and I don't want to be botched. I can just bind on t and be fine

>>42980276
>refuses to answer
Feel free to continue to ruin this gen. Maybe it dying is for the best.

i just cant take anything a virgin with a micro says seriously
all the bite is taken out of the insult

dick is swollen from sex and I'm miserable

>>42980315
If you have to bind your breasts are not that small. But it's true that it's possible to exercise A cups off.

the gen stays on page 1 and gets 500 posts a thread i dont think its dying

>>42979809
>>42979885
Which trips do you want to breed the most? How would they respond to being preggers?

>>42980323
I was trying to get at that in not running any gens, is sheriff gayden over there trying to police everything. They ruin threads even when I'm not there, no one gets to talk about anything else. Me, I would happily talk about anything else.

Like what are music tastes like in the ftm community, any overlap? Always alt stuff? Then we could trade music. I am chill af.
>>42980328
Fem insults focused on dicks miss because my dick will always be bigger then yours and you will always wish you had one as functional as mine. Not that they're work to begin with because they're the lowest hanging fruit that provev you're just mad.
>>42980331
Why miserable? Seems counter intuitive.

See this, >>42980338 this here?, you always assume is me, even though i never say this shit.

this cis guy has posted every minute of this thread lmao

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>>42977366
>QOTT2: Do you like feet? if yes, was that pre-T or after T?
did not have a libido before transitioning to assess fetishes, but sure feet are cool

>>42980357
That's hyperbole. I do other stuff in the meantime. I'm making fried rice.

>>42980345
>Why miserable? Seems counter intuitive.
bruh my poon has a gorilla grip pussy, can't take him more than once daily. dick is fr swollen and bruised.

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How to live knowing neither of them will be my bf ever ?

>>42980394
You use lube? I generally feel alright about aching afterwards. Like i earned it. I'm not a masochist or anything, but it's a good ache of the dick. Try icing it. Also fuck you with your humble brags. I see you mother fucker

>>42980397
Fucking oasis? Lol. Just find a random Londoner with crap hair. They're all the same.

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>>42980338
Did you mean to ask me that? I only lurk here occasionally so I’m out of the loop and only know like 2 trips. You’d have to show me my options

>>42980401
attempt failed crafting an onahole out of a flat icepack with tape. the pain woke me from my sleep at 3am :/ for the ftms here please be gentler with your cis boys

convinced a centralised cabal is purposely raiding the thread now. these threads took a week to hit 300 replies at christmas and now move faster than any other on the board

>>42980416
How flat is it? Put hand towel over icepack, place ice pack on nuts and groin, rest knob on ice pack.

>>42979885
>fat shrimp dick nigcel calling anyone a monkey
im a better man and father than you loser, lincoln was retarded for not shipping your kind back to africa

>>42980432
Why? To steal poon scout cookies?

>>42980474
>woman immediately jumps to racism

>>42980099
i havent seen a twink general in a long time they all vanished

>>42980099
all the thinks died off

>>42978482
Compared to this I literally only have wholesome romantic fantasies

is the virgin gone

>>42980792
Yeah, tentacles not withstanding

>>42980357
You know they can't live without us

>>42980919
You use that term pretty freely, you need to be more specific

>>42980927
You're not my bf and i haven't fallen over dead, so obviously i can. But if it helps you feel a bit better i don't mind sacrificing a bit of pride

>>42980920
Yeah it's different somehow I wouldn't mind being fucked while on a leash but they have to be nice about it

>>42981153
>they have to be nice about it
lol

>>42981153
I'm sure there's someone out there willing to indulge your tastes
>>42981228
Stop it you, there's various flavors, no need to lock everyone into yours.

getting raped and getting mocked for not having a dick so I can't rape back to avenge myself

>>42981228
How do you not know what I mean? Just be nice about it

>>42981260
You don't think you can use your holes to take ownership of a person? Use the power of your core and hips to make every impact violent?

You can rape just fine. It's a power state, not a dick one.

>>42981404
>reddit space

>>42981450
I was summarizing. We've had this conversation about your fixation on Reddit spacing before. Look up old moot posts if you still don't believe me that reddit spacing was typical 4chan spacing. You bring it up again and i will spread you open, spit in your ass and break you in my dick. Orientation or convention be damned.

>>42981474
you'll be cleaning my snail trail while I fuck your bf for days bitch

>>42980792
>>42981153
Lol. Yes, hardcore BDSM can be pretty intense. But it's what gets me off. And my sub loves it. He likes getting brutalized. Most people into BDSM/kink aren't this brutal. Frankly, most people aren't willing fuck up their partner like this, even if the sub explicitly asks for it. Like if the sub asks them to choke them, they'll just do some light hand on throat. Versus being willing to strangle them unconscious.

>>42981498
Fucking your face it is. And I'll make your boyfriend lick your face clean of tears, snot, spit, and cum while I destroy his ass too. Because aftercare is important. It shows i really care.

>>42981510
vast majorirty of BDSM people are autistic who crave straight forward structure, idk why its such a taboo

>>42981531
I'll make your boyfriend moan and scream my name and be my little spoon while you watch from your corner like the pathetic reddit spacing cuck you are.

>>42981011
>You're not my bf
Jermaine?!

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>>42977366
Boring conversations today.

>>42981510
It made me uncomfortable ngl kinda unwarranted

>>42981631
what got you into feet

>>42981659
Seeing a footjob at a young age.

>>42981606
Think i might chain you down on your back, have your boyfriend straddle your face so you can see crystal clear as i turn him inside out.Your boyfriend won't even call out a name. It'll just be gutteral grunts and moans. The same ones you make as when i finish with him I'll change sides then crush your asshole, your ankles my my ears like a whore. Maybe I'll let your boyfriend lick your caged dick while i do it. the pitter patter of cum drooling out of your boyfriend onto your face should be nice and soothing... I'll be sure to leave you with an ice pack for your asshole

Because i care.

hot

>>42981404
(I'm not the >>42981450 zoomer)
Nope, not only I would need the guy to stay hard and to be able to guide him inside of me while I can't really look where it goes, but I still would only be able to force it on a penis and not any other kind of hole.
What is a cunt going to do to rape a vag or an anus? Squirt on it?
It's about power, and the penises have power.

>the "woment can't rape men" retard is back

>>42981404
A nice, hard dick getting inside of someone's body impregnating their poor vulnerable hole, is what I would consider taking ownership of a person.
A sloppy hole swallowig a dick is much less impactful and dominant.

>>42981815
I'm cism my guy. So I have done leeway.

You however. I'm thinking you could emasculate him with amazon position. Or use a hip tilt while straddling him to bend him against your g-spot. It's on the edge of pain for him and intense for you if you do it right. Plus don't be afraid to get in his ass with your fingers or entire hand if he takes it like a slut. Shaving your pubes to regrowth can be probably for him. A good horse riding back and forth can sand paper his pubis and balls while just feelingingv like a nice scratch on new growth for you.
It really depends. You get him chained down. You have the power, then you just orgasm on your terms and ruin his. Maybe you can just jump his face like a pillow. Leave him smeared in your cum like a dirty slut? I'm just spitballing off the top of my head here. There's been a few times I've had a partner with a pussy take control and use me.

Probably*be uncomfortable* for him

I really must proofread more.

It's ultimately about the power differential. You're in control. Depends on his levers but if you're smart you can leave him broken and crying. I don't recommend it unless you're doing CNC for obvious reasons. But it's like wrestling, isolate the area you can control, make it bend the wrong way without giving up your power.

Fucking ninja gayden is going to have a field day with this next time I'm like "I come to be helpful if i can, and give useful advice" stupid asshole.. i bet he smells nice too.

come back to your senses sisters please, do not forsake your womanhood

>>42982013
womp womp

man these cisgender larps are getting really elaborate

>>42982073
Which ones?

>>42982112
the ones where we larp as men and men larp as women

>>42982112
all of em

>>42982123
Oh, yeah. Most cis women don't give a fuck about ftm transition. Less competition.
>>42982125
I like to larp as a functional human.

>>42982155
>Most cis women don't give a fuck about ftm transition
until it's their daughters and they rail against it

>>42982155
>I like to larp as a functional human.
a cisgender?

>>42982171
Middle aged women hate fun. Most obvious is all the porn stars that become born again Christian Republicans. FTMs don't count because they turbo twink for ten years and become wine uncles in middle age.

>>42981584
Yeah. My sub and I are both autistic. He really enjoys knowing his place and having set rules and rituals. We're in Total Power Exchange (TPE) so there is no negotiation, what I say goes, "No" doesn't exist. So he doesn't have to think much. I also have control of his finances, when and where he goes, he reports all conversations he has with anyone etc. I've gotten him out of debt, doesn't spend money on frivolous things, savings building up, improving credit, gotten him more assertive towards anyone who isn't me, I have him in the gym lifting twice a week, cardio twice a week, he's lost a ton of weight etc.

Then I'll turn around and beat the shit out of him, choke him unconscious and manipulate him emotionally and psychologically lmao.

>>42981868
its not about genitals. you're talking about this like its a disembodied vagina thats not connected to a human being. its about another person physically taking away your agency to act on better judgement and possibly ruining your life.

there are tons of women i don't want to fuck. not even because they're unattractive, but because these are the kind of people who poke holes in condoms to babytrap you, or who will use you to get off before accusing you of rape and fucking your life over.
or if youre a younger/vulnerable person, they'll use it as proof of "love" to get you into an abusive nightmare relationship.

>>42982237
Is he down for pregnancy?

>>42982338
He has a total hysterectomy, unfortunately. He would do it, but had the surgery before meeting me. Though his consent doesn't matter, as said, we're in TPE.

>>42982391
Sweet

>>42982391
>consent doesn't matter
What

>>42982430
Yes. Total Power Exchange. "No" doesn't exist.

>>42982469
Yes it does you need consent to do this to people

cis bros we gotta regroup this jane is shutting us down we're getting clamped hard in the paint bros lets take it to the half

>>42982430
consent is just a social construct

>>42982391
What do you mean his consent doesn't matter what's the difference between your relationship and a kidnapping or hostage situation if he didn't consent to it

>>42977366
I usually just lurk here because I'm a chaser and have nothing of use to contribute but I have a ftm fwb who I regularly give footjobs to. If anyone would like more information on methods and logistics, I'd be happy to share.

>>42980357
Its embarrassing. Its the same as a straight guy spending every day in the mtfgen telling people how to be women.

>>42982625
tell me all about it king

>>42982728
Sure thing. Have to do my fake email job for a bit but I'll yap on my smoke break.

>>42982469
That shit will not hold up in court.

>>42982611
It means he made it up and is gooning to this imaginary scenario as we speak.

>>42982815
Right
If he actually was in a TPE relationship he should've known that his partner could withdraw consent and put a stop to it at any time

>>42982843
I would've loved to hear his answers to my questions though

>>42982520
>>42982611
He consented to entering TPE. He can withdraw. But it's not something you can jump in and out of. TPE is a 24/7 thing and he's my property and anything I say, he does without question. "No" doesn't exist.

>>42982920
So he is consenting and his consent matters there you go dumbass
And he does have the power to end this at any time
And he can say no at any time
He can jump out of it if he wanted to that's like the central component to these kinds of relationships
If you actually were in a TPE relationship you should've known that

>>42982956
>playing pedantic games because you're asshurt
He consented to enter TPE. While in TPE, his consent doesn't matter. TPE is 24/7, so this applies to extended periods of time. Months, years. He can withdraw from TPE but it's not something you flip on and off like a light switch. That makes it pointless and wrecks the submissive conditioning you've built up. So, in context of the conversation, I could get him pregnant as I please, regardless of how he feels about it because we're in TPE.

>>42982956
You know they larpin

>>42982999
Now you're getting mad at me because I called your bluff
Next time just find out what TPE is before you pretend you're participating in it

>>42982999
>I could get him pregnant as I please, regardless of how he feels about it because we're in TPE
Except they could just say "no" and end the relationship the moment you brought it up.

>>42983007
I do T_T

>>42983017
You're forever alone aren't you?

>>42983047
Then we wouldn't be in TPE, now would we?

>>42983047
He's probably dating a hypothetical super neet with no resources so they "can't just leave"

>>42983067
Why are you getting angry

>>42982696
What crazed bullshit are you huffing now. Did someone reset your AI session?

>>42983089
No, we live apart. He has a decent job, car, pays his own bills etc.

>>42983095
Irony.

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>Reddit spacers

>>42983117
I'm as calm as can be I am single though as are you as we know

>>42983201
Lol, I posted a pic of my bitch ITT. I hope you find someone, no hate.

I had a dream I was a father with a beautiful cisgendered wife. Pain.

>>42983242
There's no guarantee that's actually you

>>42982728
Alright, writing this from the perspective of giving a footjob, but it should be informative to all parties involved.

Outside of obvious shit like keeping your feet clean (especially soles and between big toe and second toe) and sanding off hard skin, the most important thing to do for footjob preparation is to make sure that you know how to move your feet in a bunch of different ways without cramping. I made a fucking ass of myself one of the first times we hooked up because I was dehydrated and every muscle below my ankle started cramping. Utterly humiliating.

Second, for a variety of reasons (sensitivity, bottom growth changing erogenous zones, vibes, etc.), I always start out by letting him use my feet to figure out what feels good. Some days it's using my toes to jack him off, some days he wants to grind on my soles, some days I'm massaging his dick between my toes and the ball of my foot. Generally, if the person you're fucking isn't a retard, they'll take note and do the things that you like. To do this, I'm usually on the bed with my legs in the air, and he's standing with his pants off with one or both of my ankles in his hands. If we're both feeling lazy we just charlie and the chocolate factory it on a bed or a couch.

Once you know what he likes, it's usually pretty easy to get the hang of it. A personal favorite is to let him fuck the space between my toes while I grip them in rhythm with his thrusts. I also like when I can feel the head of his dick graze against my soles when he's grinding on them, but it doesn't feel as mechanically satisfying.

I can answeer any other questions but I figured out most of this shit by trial and error.

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>>42977366
>QOTT2
pre-t / enjoyable if partner fancies feet. this cutscene from an old game ar nosurge was my first exposure to that stuff https://youtu.be/KsR6ysJeloE?si=75V-g0r3C1IPl8Ou&t=2099

also - if you like feet/yandere subby boys give this a read
https://www.mangago.me/read-manga/in_the_doghouse/

>>42983269
Do you get off during this?

>>42983269
how big is his clit you're gripping it with your toes goddamn

>>42983252
Don't let your memes stay dreams, kohai-sama

>>42983269
>didn't start with pulling your socks off and putting them in her mouth.
you have a ways to go young one

>>42983372
If I had a child I’d be neglectful and abandon them both because I’m mentally ill and weak.

>>42983269
have you two ever had a footjob competition watching a movie seeing who could force the other to cum first

Im so sick of this brain dead retard posting about his theyfab girlfriend. And its not the first time hes bragged about it, i remember he posted xem in a different thread a while ago. Shut the fuck up god damn it

>>42983443
mad you're single?

>>42983353
Yeah usually I jack off and bust because I like having my feet worshipped on account of my several personality disorders. Sometimes I don't and sometimes we do more stuff after that isn't in the purview of this thread.

>>42983363
I am incredibly dexterous with my toes and he's pretty big. It was difficult at first because I'm a US size 14 men's and we started hooking up when he had just got on T, but I learned to use different parts of my foot and different toes. For a while I was positioning him in between toe 2 and 3 and jacking him off that way. Today he's big enough for whatever.

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Stop giving (You)s to the retards lol.

>>42983409
I'm taking notes. He's not as flexible as I am, but it's definitely worth a shot.

>>42983461
ty for sharing your experience. gonna let my bf read this later cuz I wanna feel his size 18s press down there.

>>42983169
its the easiest way to spot the micro transphobe guy

>>42983510
mike throws a tantrum when you call him out on it, scroll up he did it again earlier

>>42983258
I ain't saying I'm a billionaire, big guy. It's not that fantastical.

>redditspacers
canyoubelievepeopletypewithspacesbetweenwords?愚蠢的西方人

>>42983569
Iheardonlyjewsusespaces

>>42983501
Good luck anon!!! Genuinely glad to see this helped.

>>42983554
Even if that was you although I doubt it that doesn't mean you're in a TPE relationship with the person in the picture could've just been a hookup too

>>42983601
trueandrealthecisretardscantdecipherourpoststhisway

>>42983622
Anon let it go. You'll find a qt pie one day, I believe in you.

>>42983690
I just broke up with my gf I'm fed up with relationships right now

>>42983715
did she dump you for having a baby dick? ahahahah

>>42983715
>I just broke up with my gf
Ah. Well, feel better, bro.

>>42983475
>Stop giving (You)s to the retards lol.
Why do people come here knowing full well this will happen, just to complain?

>>42983765
No she would threaten to kill herself and shit

>>42983817
Nta I wish my gf would do that

>>42983776
I get to bitch since I'm contributing to the thread lol. If you don't make fun of newfriends for smashing their heads into a brick wall over and over, they will keep doing it.

>>42983817
>threaten to kill herself
Wack. Stop dating BPDemons tho.

I am pregnant with a big strong mike baby

>>42983825
We would argue and she'd say she was going to kill herself and then turn her phone off for days so that I would come see her in person it's actually not fun even if you might think it is

>>42983944
Mega Mike Jr.?

>>42983067
You're only in "TPE" because the bitch is consenting. Once the bitch says it's over, it's over.

>>42983964
we're gonna call him Jerome Jr after his real daddy

>>42977366
I have never met a trans girl with cute attractive feet.

>>42984086
Cis women are the only people with cute feet.

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>>42984148
Mommy

>>42984086
its rare but mtf foot unicorns exist, depends if they got hrt before 11yo or not. mens feet suffer growing spurts before their overall height,i know bcuz my brother wore size 13 in 6th grade.

Fuck jane in her pink pooner pussy

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Why do ftms always, invariably, act like females?

>>42986551
I don't. My mom is really good at teaching me how to be a man.

>>42986566
I would mad you fold with one look irl

>>42986579
*looks down at you*
You need something, short fry?

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done being a man, there's no competing with tyrone

>>42986723
Same

BBC is just too superior, no amount of pumping will save me