It's not fair. We are humans too.
>>42977949We don't hate youWe just don't want to fuck your butt
>>42977969real
>>42977949I feel like I've dated enough autistic guys that this doesn't apply to me
Because they are autistic as well and I autism stare at them and they go into sensory overload and they don't understand my flirting technique of standing sort of close to them in social situations
>>42977969I don't want you to fuck me in the butt.I want to fuck you in the butt. But you won't let me do that...>>42978002But you won't date me...
>>42978014Stand close to me pls.
Bump
Reminder of who they really are inside
>>42977949But I love you more than anything!
>>42978014The key to living a successful life as an autist is to get trained on how to deal with autists. For real.
>>42978320You don't love me though... Nobody loves me. I am a kissless dateless handholdless virgin. No woman has ever liked me.
>>42978336I would kiss and date and handhold you if we knew each other IRL but you would think I'm ugly and old and a man.
>>42978345You wouldn't do that. There is a reason that I made it to 29 years old without any woman in the world having ever shown a single sign of romantic attraction towards me.
>>42978326really gives perspective to know where the sharp edges are in your own coping strategies, no reason to act like a sperg just because you can wave a doctors note around
>>42978360well since you've decided for everyone else without actually asking, you're clearly right, how sad and pathetic and bad you are in a bad bad way that nobody can disagree with because you've already figured out they're lying before they speak. shame that such a glorious gift would go to such a creature
>>42978374I didn't decide anything... I just accept my cards as they were dealt.Getting to 29 years old as a kissless handholdless virgin is truly pathetic. I did everything to prevent this, and yet it happened. None of you will ever know how bad I feel having spent nearly 3 decades of life without a single woman having ever expressed any form of romantic attraction towards me. I feel like a leper.
>>42978360Jokes on you I made it to 39 before I had sex. One more year and you'll have wizard powers. I'm definitely not going to date you till then. >>42978362It's more than that, the reason autistic people have such trouble dealing with other autistic people (excepting online) is because we spend so much time trying not to bother the normies that we never actually learn the rules of autism. Speak plainly and express verbally. That's the big one that pisses us off about the normies but when we meet each other we don't do it. Don't punish quirks, assist in overcoming.Socialization is exhausting, allow for rest.Be cautious with touching, make sure they're comfortable. It's so obvious when you think about it, but we're fucking autistic so we never think about this shit.
>>42978408>Jokes on you I made it to 39 before I had sex.That's where I'm inevitably heading.>One more year and you'll have wizard powers. I'm definitely not going to date you till then.You wouldn't date me anyway. Don't be ridiculous.
>>42977969I just want your fat tranny hog in my mouth
>>42978419>You wouldn't date me anyway.OMG you're going to have wizard powers, of course I'll want to date you.
>>42977949Because you’re autistic.
>>42978440But you don’t. Nobody has ever wanted to date me. That’s a simple fact.
>>42978503I want to date you, you just don't live anywhere near me and also you hide in your bunker and I can't find you IRL. If I did find you I would consensually sex you 3-4 times a day.
>>42978014
I was pretty normal and popular as a guy and then when I transitioned the only men who were willing to date me or be seen with me in public for a while were super nerdy guys I would have mogged when I a man so it was hard for me to be attracted to them
>>42978523You don’t, and you wouldn’t. I am a repulsive creature. No woman in this world would ever consider me as a potential romantic partner.You couldn’t have sex with me because I don’t have a single clue what i am doing, where to put my hands or what motions to make etc.
autistic straight cis men should realize that unlike what their parents instilled in them, the world won't pander to them just because they have a disability and your mental disorder doesnt excuse the weird or fucked up things you might unintentionally say
>>42978557I was never taught that the world would “pander” to me though, on the contrary every step of my life has been absolute agony. Everything I’ve ever done has been met with public humiliation and embarrassment.
>>42978550That's okay, I'll teach you. Look up prone bone, it's my favorite. And in terms of you being repulsive I'll help clean you up. You probably just need a wash and a shave, maybe a haircut. Wait, are you sure you're into girls?
>>42978557OMG you have no idea what it's like growing up autistic with normie parents. I still feel guilty for existing wrong sometimes.
>>42978574What?And I don’t need cleaning up. Just because I am a kissless dateless handholdless virgin doesn’t mean I’m a slob.And yeah, I’m into girls. I’m not sure why you’re trying to mock me. It’s incredibly depressing the way you’re treating me.
>>42978594Then why are you saying you're repulsive? I don't get it. I'm not trying to mock you. I'M TRYING TO GET AN AUTISTIC BOYFRIEND TO SEX ME PRONE BONE 3-4 TIMES A DAY.
>>42977949My bf and like 80% of my guy friends are autistic cis men, you guys are the most human. The world would be really lame without you so don’t put yourself down. >>42978320Using one of the most iconic yuri characters of all time to flirt with a man is disgusting, you should be ashamed. and don’t tell me you’re using anime reaction faces from shows you haven’t even watched as an excuse, that would be an even greater sin…
>>42978771Firstly> using anime reaction faces from shows you haven’t even watched as an excuse, that would be an even greater sin…Isn't a sin. This isn't /a/, I needed to express an emotion and that pic works. Secondly and far more importantly Madoka Magika isn't yuri, it's the perfect deconstruction of the Magical Girl genre into it's purest form. Stop being a perv.
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>>42978800firstly, this entire website belongs under the rightful dominion of /a/secondly, something doesn’t need to be pornographically explicit to be definitively yuri/yaoi-coded
>>42978908AW MAN! I JUST GOT ALL 7 DRAGON BALLS BEJITA! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!ALMIGHTY DRAGON, REMOVE MY LIMBS AND MAKE ME BEJITA'S NUGGET BABY!AWWW RIGHT! TWO MORE WISHES TO GO TOO!DRAGON! SHRINK ME DOWN SO I CAN FIT INSIDE BEJITA-SAMAS FORESKIN AND SPHINCTER!HEHEHEH! LOOK HOW TINY I AM BEJITA!ALRIGHT DRAGON, NOW MAKE IT SO I SPEND 12 HOURS IN BEJITA'S ASS AND THEN GET TELEPORTED TO HIS FORESKIN, AND I SPEND 12 HOURS THERE TOO! AND IT NEVER ENDS, AND NOBODY CAN REMOVE ME! ALRIGHT! AND I CAN ONLY GET SUSTENANCE FROM BEJITA'S SMEGMA AND SHIT! IM GETTING EXCITED! OH, AND GIVE CHICHI BONE CANCER!MY WISHES GRANTED! TOO COOL SHENRON!WOW BEJITA, GUESS IT WAS FORESKIN FIRST HUH?OH MAN ITS WARM IN HERE! AND WET! YOURE SO VIRILE BEJITA! THE SMEGMA IS LIKE SHELOBS WEB! HAHAHAHA!MHMM, I JUST GOTTA TASTE IT! OH MAN! LIKE BITTER CHILLI DOGS WITH AN EXTRA HELPING OF SALT! A TRUE SAIYAN BANQUET! BON APPETITE BEJITA!MHMMFH! MHMM! IT FEELS GOOD TO KNOW CHICHI AND MY KIDS ARE BACK HOME, NOT YET SUSPECTING THE SLOW DEATH SENTENCE I JUST GAVE THEIR MOMMY! AHA! SHES PROBABLY IN PAIN AND THEYRE PANICKING WONDERING WHY! THEYRE PROBABLY DESPERATELY TRYING YO CONTACT ME, NOT REALISING I WISHED THIS UPON THEM AND THEN MADE MYSELF YOUR MAGGOT SLAVE!MYMMHHH! SO GOOD BEJITA! YOUR DRY CUM IS SO GOOD! I CANT WAIT TO LIVE ON IT FOREVER LIKE A PARASITE! LIKE THE LOATHSOME WORM I AM BEJITA!THIS IS MY TRUE SELF! AWW MAN! THIS IS WHAT I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE. BEING A CUM SHIT MAGGOT MADE TO WORSHIP YOUR BODY! TO LIVE OFF YOUR BODILY DISCHARGE IN PERPETUAL WORSHIP! AWWW MAN!THE STENCH OF FISH IS JUST AMAZING!WHAT THE? 12 HOURS ALREADY??? TIME FOR THE NIGHT SHIFT! AWWW MAN IT REEKS IN HERE!FART ON ME BEJITA, I NEED TO CHOKE ON YOUR FARTS! YOUR ANUS IS MY PLANET! YOUR BOWEL MOVEMENTS ARE MY WEATHER AND MY ECOSYSTEM! SEND A NOXIOUS GAS ATTACK MY WAY!IS THAT… A LITTLE NUGGET OF BEJITA'S SHIT? OH BOY IM THE LUCKIEST SAIYAN EVER! MHMMFH MHMM AWW MAN!
>>42978908yuri/yaoi-coded is you coping with the fack Madoka Magika isn't yuri. I haven't seen whatever this anime is, but this face accurately expresses my feelings toward you right now perv.
>>42978926Not reading all that but congratulations or sorry that happened to you.
>>42978854
>>42978926>t. Gisselle>>42978931respect for love is the opposite of perversion.
>>42977949Personally I intensely dislike low-functioning, actually love the high-functioning ones if you takethe trouble to listen to me. Unfortunately, I always bump into the first type with both dates and tranny friends. Really dont want to get involved in gamer nerd culture.
>>42977949The autistic trannies here love our autistic dudes here. Come be autistic here!!!!https://discord.gg/gejUmDBzMG
>>42977949i like autistic straight men very much, but only when they're actually interesting people have proper hygiene! idk if i can date anyone neurotypical for that matter.
Autistic people are just really stubborn and if they learn an annoying behavior pattern it's incredibly difficult to convince them to change.
I wish OP would come back so I could flirt at him some more.
>>42978800LURK MOAR ZOOMZOOM NORMIE ANIME WEBSITE
>>42978052I've never interacted with you beforeI don't know where you liveif you want someone like me to date you go on soc and put your location in a chaser thread
>>42977949First, you are not straightSecond, eww ugly prison gay incel
>>42977949Because your rape meat for top trannies like me
>>42978052>I want to fuck you in the butt. But you won't let me do that...NTA BUT WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU THEN AND HOW BIG ARE YOU??
>>42978800Madoka Magica is also about how schoolgirl lesbianism inevitably leads to tragedy. This is also the classic thematic of class s yuri.
>>42980815gen urobochi's work is all about tragedies madoka magica is his work first and Yuri not even in the top 5 things it's about learn to read other works that isn't boring lesbians kissing and stuffgen urobochi's other work is far better
>>42980860You are just assuming I am not familiar with urobucher's other works like saya no ita and psycho-pass because I disagreed with you. Boriin.
>>42980669What the heck :(It's not cool to rape the fat, defenseless butts of autistic guys like me. I'd stand up to you if we met irl.
>>42980882watch gaim gaijin
>>42977949>"It's not fair. We are humans too."HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no.
