>>42980652
Bi bottom here; you wanna come traumatize my ass??

>>42980652
traumatize me more daddy

>>42980652
>Bi bottoms
huh?
I thought bi guys were all tops/verse dudes
Are you telling me there's dudes out there who fuck women AND get fucked by men?

>>42981222

Nice trips, and yes hello, I am one

>>42981222
Yeah
Those are chasers and transbians

>>42980719
>>42980731
>>42981229
Come to papa

>>42981240
Whaddya wanna do with us?? :3

>>42981229
One question, how and why?

>>42981309
I put pp into women, men put pp into me.

>>42981309
How and why do I like having sex in The Traditional Way with women, and getting railed like a dirty little whore by men? Um I dunno, both feel nice? I like sex with women for all the reasons straight men do, I like sex with guys because I like feeling like a delicate princess with her big strong knight. I’ve gotten to do both because I’m fairly attractive and personable. Does that answer your questions?

>>42981390
Simultaneously would be a trip.

>>42981340
>>42981390
I am both disgusted and attracted

t. bi top

>>42981489
ooooo poundin trans butthole this weekend, m'dude?

>>42981222
im kinda like this. i like to bottom most of the time but i also find women attractive and since theres no alternative to bottoming with 99.9% of women i just have normal sex with them i guess. also no im not getting fucked in the ass by trannies

>>42981487
Sounds like it, never tried before.

>>42981489
Hey there, sailor ;p

>>42980652
>Bi are traumatized heterosexual males.
true

>>42981487
>>42981515

I’d probably get my wires crossed at some point and top the top and get dominated by the lady too. Seems like a lot to keep track of for my dumb slut brain

>>42981538
You put your pp in the girl with the other pp goes in your ass.... At the same time. Then have your brain turn to fluffy white noise. They'll deal with the mess, you'll be fine. Go on. Hop to it.

>>42981492
>weekend
more like getting pounded from work
14hour shifts back-to-back ToT

>>42981515
>Hey there, sailor ;p
Ooh, you're a man's man!
Mustache and all, anon?

>>42981555
Heh heh, seamen on the poop deck.

I'm not traumatized tho.
No childhood trauma, not history of being bullied, nothing.

>>42981554
Well when you put it into terms my empty little noggin can understand it sounds lovely!

>>42981555
Nice trips

>a man’s man
You know it! Scruffy face, cro magnon brow, and hair on my chest. Fair warning though, I do have girlish baby blue eyes

>back to back 14 hour shifts
That’s brutal. I clopened the other day on 3 hours sleep, but they were just normal 8 hour shifts

>>42981621
>Scruffy face, cro magnon brow, and hair on my chest.
>Fair warning though, I do have girlish baby blue eyes
Hnnnnngggghhhh
I can honestly picture you right now and I seem to have lost myself in your eyes
>work
Yeah, my work is fucked up rn
Currently doing a 17hour shift, 2pm - 7am

>>42981638
>Currently doing a 17hour shift, 2pm - 7am

Jeeeez. Do you work at a hospital or something? I was assuming maybe a line cook, but 17 hours is nuts even by food service standards

>I can honestly picture you right now and I seem to have lost myself in your eyes

I’m flattered anon! :D You’re more than welcome to include me in your daydreams if it helps you get through the grind and work

>>42981700
>Do you work at a hospital or something?
Something like that, work in an old folks' home
>You’re more than welcome to include me in your daydreams if it helps you get through the grind and work
When I get home, I'm gonna jerk off to the thought of you and then when I'm done and I fall asleep, I'm going to dream of you Zzzzz...

>>42981715
>old folks home
Oh sure, one of my coworkers at the cafe I’m at worked at an old folks home. Sounds like it can be kind of a buck wild job

>When I get home, I'm gonna jerk off to the thought of you and then when I'm done and I fall asleep, I'm going to dream of you Zzzzz...

Please do :) I’ll touch myself before bed and imagine you snoring next to me when I drift off. I’ll tuck you in nice and give you a scratchy little kiss on the forehead.

>>42981757
It's chill
It's just the crazy hours and the occasionally fussy clientelle
I work in this weird exclusive, vvip care home where the full package can cost you like 15k/month so yeah, the standard is way up there

>>42980652
Only women get to fuck my ass
>t. bifag

>>42981943
Ah yeah that probably makes a difference. I think the one my coworker was at was pretty low rent.

I’m gonna go for a run and get ready for work. Good luck with the rest of your crazy shift; hope you cum hard and sleep well afterwards :)

>>42982084
>hope you cum hard and sleep well afterwards :)
;)
have a good run, man

>>42980652
It's true but you shouldn't say it

>>42980652
does any straight male see an ass like this and imagine themselves getting fucked? riding it backshots creampie allat

>>42981390
You're AGP. You're also a porn addict.

>>42981222
Bi top here
Bi bottoms are actually the norm

>>42983851
>bi bottoms are the norm
Why though?

>>42984093
nta
We have no choice but to top with women.
Only men can give us the bottom experience.

>>42983752
You're jealous lol