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Qott: what do you wear at the beach?
Qott2: how come your sexuality is like that, what's up with you

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>>42985635
>Qott: what do you wear at the beach?
Socks and sandals
>Qott2: how come your sexuality is like that, what's up with you
How dare you
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>>42985635
I dont go to the beach. When I do I wear normal clothes.
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bottom chaser rights!!!!

i want to give a tranner shitgock :3
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>>42985643
>Socks and sandals
Lewd af, no shorts or nothin
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>>42985648
They cannot ignore my girth
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I feel so isolated and wish I had friends
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I would impregnate her on the beach
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>>42985656
we're friends! now go get that job and forget about us
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>>42985635
qott: I have a mix of bikinis and shorts. I just wear whatever.
qott2: what do you think. I'll give you a clue it's the same as every second girl on here. asshole
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They cured dog cancer
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>>42985656
How about a physically and emotionally unsatisfying relationship, sexy
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should I put some fried halloumi on my instant noodles or will that be weird
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>>42985635
>qott
Mid thigh swim trunks to show off my slutty quads
>qott2
Idk I think it's because my mom is woke af and explained gay sex to me along with the sex talk as a kid and also put me in gay hobbies like figure skating and horseback riding but I was basically just straight (with maybe a detour or two) so I ended up a chaser in the end
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>>42985674
they're sesame oil flavour
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>>42985674
No. You should also eat them dry and huff the flavor packet.
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I might fuck a tranny in my lifetime, the probability is more likely than not
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>>42985674
I'm going to stick my tongue under your foreskin and lick all the halloumi off your little noodle
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>>42985660
what do you think her farts are like?
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>>42985635
dolphin shorts and whatever shirt i have
i only go to the beach to lay down on my blanket and smoke a joint and drink some red wine and get sun once i get my towel set up i go topless and just don't care and no else does either
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>>42985665
Sorry binga I hope trauma therapy helps, I wasn't thinking of that on account of my male privelege
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>>42985682
>>42985684
I do so much for all of you and you give me nothing in return
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If you want to be sexually assaulted by older men. Go to the nursing home. those men see anything remotely feminine and the old geezerz will want a piece. A bit of viagra and gramps is ready to go. He might die tho. But atleast you'll get the life insurance if they like you.
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>>42985635
qott: Swim dress in case my tuck comes undone lel
qott2: Idk some say its a rape victim mentality but I think Ive always been a bit of a sadist. My first boyfriend was really into sounding and bondage, so i started participating in S&M at a pretty young age.
>>42985687
This is a good idea waow
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>>42985635
sweats and baggy long sleeve
i chase because im gay but only for girls
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>>42985662
will you help me interview prep? Im so nervous
>>42985670
thats fine ig i dont have much else going on
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>>42985692
woooooow way to erase male victims. you're really going for a home run here chudanon
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>>42985693
Live a little. It's crunchy.
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>>42985684
total chasoid obliteration
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I will not go back to e-sexing
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this will be the first summer i will want to have my shirt off at the beach. joyous!
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>>42985699
i would help but i have no idea how to do that
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>>42985698
i love you faggot <3
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>>42985715
fuck yeah brother!!
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bronya can you make some of these please
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>>42985705
i do do It sometimes it's pretty good. the Chinese supermarket has like bags of pre combined stuff designed for snacking but it just doesn't hit the same when it's permissible. I'm just gonna eat the halloumi on a bagel instead
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>>42985701
Statistically though it follows, I don't erase anyone I try to see the systemic issues and privilege plays a big part despite not being universal
I'm too sperged out don't shitpost at me I'm just going to respond earnestly
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Legitimately how do i convince my (currently) long distance bf to sext with me im losing my mind over here
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>>42985715
based if chaser gigabased if tranner
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>>42985726
for me it’s “finger blast me”
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>>42985726
I've been going crazy since I started keeping my nails short it's approaching homestead larp territory. but I still have a big pile of old clothes that need darned before I'll get to that unfortunately
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>>42985734
I kinda like nudism. tbhonest If I had a pussy id be nude at every opportunity.
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Hasanabi wants to crack Laverne Cox caught in 4k
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>>42985716
ask me a question an interviewer might ask and ill answer in a vocaroo
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Not to brag but I've kissed two cis girls in my life, I think a trans gf is completely plausible.
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>>42985733
Just ask?
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im so terrible at kissing actually its not funny
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E-dating is lame and gay. Irl is already tough enough. Finding a IRL tranner is the easy part
>neckbeard'd FUB
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>>42985729
LMAO okay okay I'm sorry I'll stop teasing
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>>42985697
yeah just bring music and a book if your solo, or a cooler with some snacks and drinks if you go with a friend or a few friends
i used to stay on the beach all the time, but nowadays i usually go in the afternoon after 3, i don't like to linger in the sun for long
it's not time that ages people its the sun and nutrient deficiencies
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>>42985754
what qualifications do you have for the job you are applying for?
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>>42985733
Have you tried sending a nude and starting it off yourself
If he doesn't go along from there he either has extreme self image or libido issues and needs either therapy or medical intervention
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Oh my god please give me a nasty fat bitch please god, my whole life I've dated mousey girls who are very normal and nice give me a nasty fat BITCH
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>>42985763
i ran through the 3 prettiest ones in my city
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>>42985729
pathetic
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>>42985746
also nice roll time for my free use arc. aw man that's like a job offering to let you come work for free huh. whatever
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i believe in nude beach superiority
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>>42985656
i'll be ur friend ^_^
cute critters what are those guys...
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>>42985766
easy fix just steal korean skincare products from girls that let you sleep with them
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>>42985790
If you see that statement as pathetic I'd never want to have anything to do with you so it's a good filter
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>>42985748
I hope that will not stop you for long!!! I'm hogged out and people regularly struggle with getting me to keep my clothes on
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>>42985761
ziggers only know how to lick boot
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>>42985754
so tell me about who you are and your background
(this one is hard for me Dx how to say um idk i just want jobbe and money without saying that...)
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having to put a towel over your dick cause you saw alex on a nude beach
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>>42985761
I know this is gonna be me once I have a chance to find out
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>>42985811
i'm chopped
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>>42985775
Im going off anon since its obvi anyhow. He says he doesnt like them but i just took the best nudes of my life and I desperately need him to see them.
>>42985805
Meh...i dont like how it hangs and slaps my thighs when i walk. I prefer a thong and a cozy sweater.
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Alex strip/twerk/blowjob routine to Ace Hood - Free My Niggas <3
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>>42985802
i havent slept with a girl in 6 months
i havent stuck my penis in a girl in almost 2 years
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>>42985822
I figured it was you since you've spoke on this before
A dude not liking nudes is insane to me
I don't wanna go straight to repper accusations but
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>>42985803
yeah, pathetic
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>>42985843
Cool we mutually don't fuck with each other, hope you find your chud
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>>42985840
i actually haven't done that but now i might my face skin is fucked from being outside all the time i don't want to look like leather by the time i'm 40
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>>42985841
I think hes just a better person than me. He doesnt really care about appearances much I dont think and it freaks me out bc ive never been loved for anything but my body before.
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>>42985816
yeah ok i know that's not true
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>>42985822
you're valid!
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>>42985767
ugh i hate my voice drops after the first 5 seconds of me talking, that always happens
https://voca.ro/1gPf4PYWbQiA
>>42985810
https://voca.ro/12KvA8ZzZfhD
>>42985801
yayy friends! and omg those animals were so cute but i have no idea what they are lol
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I want to sext my tranner bad tonight I'm feeling kinda loose with it
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>>42985825
you're my fav poster
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>>42985686
Probably stale, I bet she has a boring diet to stay skinny for acting
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>>42985865
This is a good voice it's cute
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>>42985851
this trucker drove a route for 28 years and this is what the sun does to your face over time
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>>42985874
I'm framing this post so I can look at it when I feel sad
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>>42985855
I hope that's all it is
I've just seen the trajectories before and this dynamic has a lot of red flags
>bottom
>reserved sexuality
>goes cold when you build up
>this all in combo with gymbro (could be a cope with all the other specifics)
Just like, I wouldn't be surprised if a confession comes about. I could be wrong
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>>42985865
sounds like you got the experience and know how my biggest criticism would be to sound a little more confident i know thats hard cause thats a life changing decision which is fucking nerve wracking other than that everything thing else sounds pretty on point and professional
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>>42985849
the tryhard antichud stuff comes off as weird yah
not after a self-hating moid
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>>42985900
Acknowledging that women are in a slanted dynamic that makes them victims of sexual abuse far more often had nothing to do with self hating
Your shit's fucked up and you're propagandized and retarded
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>>42985899
the issue is my voice I have to like focus on keeping it sounding feminine so it's hard to come across confident like that
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>>42985898
Meh its fine if he troons out. He wont pass, ill just make her keep the dick
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how the fuck do you photograph a bagel. there's halloumi under there. whatever
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>>42985909
that's fair and i'm pretty sure they'll understand you being a little nervous i like your voice tho matches you're cuteness
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reserved sexuality and compulsive gym attendance is a sign of asceticism. YOU are the one getting fucked and farting cum and allat. DONT say im gay or repping
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>>42985865
u did good, i agree u don't wanna frame it like u were the problem so just saying that u realized it wasn't for u and made a pivot is good i think and it shows ur ability to tackle a challenge! i do like the story of going from fine arts to web dev i think it makes u stand out from the crowd and i like how u tied in ur passion for the internet it says the pivot was intentional, this is a creative person who turned their passion for technology into a solid career
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>>42985936
wife this bitch up expeditiously
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>>42985936
can we see the ingredient list for the bagels? id like to show the class how this isnt Real Food
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>>42985936
You're supposed to cut it in half for the cross section and cheese pull
Elite breakfast I should try that one time
My go-to is sourdough English muffin, fried egg, pepperjack, black forest ham, hot sauce
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V-Nasty has been released from prison
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>>42985959
No
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>>42985947
Shes an inbred, piss-drinking Slag. I'll just stay single
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How come people who rape children aren't just immediately shot in the head in the legal system
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>>42985968
you live to pride another day my dear sissy
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>>42985970
Who amongst us hasn't sampled our own piss
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this is the backyard from the house I grew up at. one of my last pics from there before my mom moved out

>>42985937
>>42985946
thank you for the feedback you two, I appreciate it a lot. Just interacting simply like this to rehearse a couple questions has already gotten me more prepared!
my strategy usually is to have a few performances rehearsed under my belt so when I get asked a question I can sort of steer it to the already planned more potent delivery I had planned
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>>42985962
that cheese pull bullshit pisses me off it's one of those things where it looks good if you scam it but it's obviously not going to happen naturally. I dunno I like making pretty food but I also want to eat it after and that's my priority, you know? also fuck this needs Cholula hang on
the flavour of the pepperjack and the black forest ham is probably so fucking good. that sounds delicious
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>>42985970
I am very inbred I feel people don't deploy this one enough. I was actually legally obligated by the government to sterilise myself with cross sex hormones to ensure my bloodline ends with me. that's why I'm always complaining about wishing I could just be a gay man
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>>42985980
I'm not making my own fuckin bagels you think I'm using lye in the home? get real
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>>42985938
You are gay and repping
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>>42985976
oh did you see the story about the 6month old?

i think public executions should come back they used to be a thing.
everyone goes and watches the person get lynched, then everyone goes out and gets food and has some drinks or celebrates and it bonds the community together.

no sense in keeping those things alive in a closet for 20+ years, just execute them. preferrably publicly in real life live. so we can all go party after lol
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>>42985988
For me it's tapatio
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>>42985983
that makes a lot of sense, i think you'll do good it's clear ur taking the preparation seriously
all u need now is to feel good and confident about it! that's the hardest part but i think ur ready for it
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>>42985752
No he just wants to shock dogs
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i just realised one of these bagels is two tops and one is two bottoms... happy pride month
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>>42985976
Because punishment is childish
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>>42986003
people swearrrr by tapatío but it's a little annoying to get here. it's usually cholula or valentina and cholula is brighter and zingier to me
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also cool pic i like staring at utility poles and stuff idk why i just find the juxtaposition of pure, bare-bones functional(ism?) against a backdrop of nature and blue sky to be visually appealing
maybe youd like this pic i dug up from my photos of some old phone boxes i found behind some bushes next to the sidewalk :D
idk why but i rly like this pic
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>>42986002
>oh did you see the story about the 6month old?
I don't want to hear about this
I watched a crime video about an 8yo girl earlier and I assumed she would be saved but she wasn't and it's had me fucked up since
At least the guy is sentenced to death but idk why they don't just get it over with already
This world sucks mega ass sometimes
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>>42986019
>i like staring at utility poles
Autistic trannies <3
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>>42986018
They're both good but tapatio is peak
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>>42986021
Dx i just find them visually compelling
they look so alien and yet most of the times u don't even notice them, even when ur staring right at them they're just accepted as part of the landscape
isn't that strange
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>>42986020
Your world is retarded. Killing someone doesnt bring anyone back. The point of prison is to protect the rest of society. Thats how civilized society works. Ideally rehabilitate, but if not possible then just indefinite keeping them out of society. Killing someone who poses you no threat is not different than murder. And in that case its just a human centipede of everyone executing everyone
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>>42986019
Goddamn, I love you so much Marie. Youd be such a good goofy GF
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>>42986020
well i'll tell you anways.
a tranner got arrested for fucking a baby that was adopted by 2 lesbians.

and my position on it is that person needs to be executed publicly.

if the normal prison population gets a chance to be in the same room with them they're dead anyways.
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>>42986031
Libchud destiny enjoyer retarde are less than dirt to me
Come back with an opinion when you're 25
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>>42986030
You have a beautiful mind mamo :)
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>>42986019
i like ur photo, its definitely emotioanlly resonatative! its current state reminds me of my own body and what lies ahead, aging and fraying and rotting
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>>42986039
You think murder is ok. You are just a hypocrite and it's sad. Come back when you aren't a bitter spiteful chud
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>>42985976
there's a couple arguments against the death penalty. the big one is that like. what if you get the wrong guy. I would also like to soapbox a little and be like. we as a society need to stop deluding ourselves that evil exists in the individual and recognise the ways that it exists systemically and the way these people are created. and then take responsibility for that by helping them get better, right? Epstein was not a uniquely evil guy he was a natural product of a uniquely evil system. that's why the next one is probably already hard at work right now. but if instead of just trying to wash our hands of it as quickly as possible by, just as a random example, hanging, we can't look at and learn about how these things keep happening and how we stop them. idk
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>>42986028
noted..... (。)!
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im for killing pedos but against government having the power to kill anyone, except of course if that would be my government under my rule then id fix the system real good
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>>42985908
>sowwy for being male binga ;-;
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>>42986054
I will say these pretty ideas are very nice to hold in theory
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>>42986064
Post it in a voca. I want to hear you say it
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>>42986059
This is why I like the south american system of civilian mobs taking out a predator themselves while the state stands by and lets it happen
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>>42986072
And her gock grew 10x in size that day
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you may disagree with me but its a fact that if we did kill all the kikes there would be a lotttt less child rape
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>>42986073
Yeah they should do it for anything they personally find immoral. Go for gays and intersex next since its so awesome
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>>42986081
still tiny
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God bless Gary Plauche

He was a natural Plauche
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>>42986083
basado and truke
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>>42986084
gays im all for! where do i sign a petition?
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THEY RULE 2 24HR BANNED ME FOR POSTING FACE TO SHOW MY GREEN SHIRT YESTERDAY
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>>42986098
Cringe lord bitterhons spamreported probs
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>>42986098
they stopped banning me for racism i didnt refresh my wifi router in like a month. i think they give up on me
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>>42986098
You gotta do all your self-posting on mobile these days especially, Rach is on a crusade to report everyone since he got permabanned. I've heard similar from others
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>>42986073
this is the way it always was until maybe 100 years ago.

someone kills kids in a town or rapes them, the townies find the person bring them to the town square and lynch them and everyone watches and then goes out after and has food and drinks

it used to be a community bonding event.
its not a joke or an extreme opinion.
its what it was for a long ass time.

you can thank leo frank and the adl for stopping it..
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>>42986098
THIS IS WHY I DON'T POST LEWDS AS MUCH ANYMORE
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>>42986054
So what you're saying is is that you don't want to give the worst punishment to the worst guys? What, do you like the worst guys or something? Are you secretly one of the worst guys?
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>>42986113
They did that to black people too. God white people are literal devils
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>>42986114
has anyone told you you look like brown hoodie on the far left in the stuttgart femboy convention pic? its been on my mind for a week now i just keep forgetting to ask
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>>42986098
Damn I missed that. Can you post it again
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>>42986125
that was based too
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>>42986081
>>42986087
GRRRRR
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>>42986054
Epstein's employers are the at the top of society. The kind of people that torture, rape and kill children for pleasure and power have been around since the beginning and they should be fucking executed ASAP. Enough of your woke bs always coddling the scumbags and never holding the individual accountable. If I caught someone torturing a child I would rip their throat out with my own hands. You are a pedo sympathizer
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>>42986114
Babe, just turn wifi off while you do it and it literally doesn't affect you at all
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>>42986098
it's hard out here
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>>42986135
idk who that is, can u post the pic?
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>>42986121
lol
but this is genuinely how people sound! it's crazy!
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i think i have magic powers to inflict karmic justice on those who wronged me
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>>42985647
hang yourself
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>>42986155
case in point >>42986143
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Jagten - The Hunt

Cautionary tail
The judicial process is still important
Just don't get overly reformative within it, someone who commits violence to a child has no hope of reform. But yeah, angry mobs are probably not a good idea
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>>42985647
@everyone, vote on lynching him?
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>>42986138
>Slavs should work for us, in case we don't need them, let them die. Vaccinations and health for them superfluous. Slav fertility is not desired
Keep licking the boots there's still some dirt left
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>>42986125
leo frank raped and killed a little girl and tried to blame it on the black man a janitor, and the town people sided with the black manand lynched leo frank.

cause he raped and murdered a little girl and tried to blame it on the black guy.

it just so happens leo frank was a jew
and his lynching was the foundational case for the adl..

i dont expect you to know any of this.
you're still young and innocent.
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Kinda crazy that True Detective s1 was only fiction in the sense that the perpetrators were podunk backwoods imbeciles instead of billionaire global influencers
Nightmare world
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>>42986175
I could not care less bud
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>>42986165
>Cautionary tail
Sorry I was thinking about Tails gfur again
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>>42986114
Post them in the trap thread instead so you won't get banned
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>>42986174
you know why i know you're a nigger? not because i know that you are or that i know the way you look, no. it's because you are a retard, you cannot think in hypotheticals nor can you think of a concept outside of its application in the real world. you cannot phathom that national socialism is not just the third reich and sieg heil and the german race yada yada. the same way that communism is not USSR and capitalism is not america. believe it or not you can build a natsoc in russia or in poland or in fucking india if you wanted to do so.

you're the stupidest, lowest IQ creature i ever talked to, i hope you choke on your next dominos take out pepsi and die you fucking idiot.
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>>42986175
I'm gonna look into this
I know the ADL is currently a fucked up institution only existing to back Israeli war atrocities, but I haven't heard about its foundation

Let's also take note to not get anti-semitic within all of this
Polcelling a whole race in response to state specific violence is low IQ
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>>42986183
mmm... tails gfur....
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>>42986125
Have you not seen all the videos from Africa of villagers chaining a guy to a bunch of tires and lighting him on fire and throwing bricks at his head?
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>>42986197
Holy text wall. Must've struck a nerve lol. Not readin allat tho
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>>42986178
well you should because all those white devils lynching all those niggers were lynching rapists and killers and thieves and people that hurt people
whites just don't go around lynching niggers for fun..they have to do something real nigger to get lynched like a nigger.

you dont even know which white people brought them here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0JJmrO9X8k
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veronika just got so much hotter
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>>42986190
Go post your sissy ass in your grandma upholstery fabrics again, bro
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>>42985849
>>42985803
>>42985729
Oh man.
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i wish i had ice cream
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>>42986199
He's such a slut isn't he, his fronting as shy and reserved doesn't fool me
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>>42986202
Why would I care about what goes on in Africa
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I can’t believe they lynched all those innocent Sri Lankans
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>>42986215
I just had an ice cream cone with caramel center. U jelly
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How do I convince myself to get my HRT bloodwork done tomorrow? Cause I don't wanna do it
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>>42986205
teehee thanks ^^
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>>42986204
Who did James Byrd Jr rape
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CHOMP
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>>42985635
Is that huntard chaffer or elon musk child?
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>>42986197
Chuds will post like this then tell you they aren't mad
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>>42986225
yeah
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Computer, teleport my tranner to my house in her finest lingerie and at the peak of her prog-drunk status and increase libido 1.5x
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>>42986234
i aint mad, im annoyed. who wouldnt be talking to that foul creature for more than a minute?
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>>42986234
The funny thing is its just a Hitler quote. Then being angry at it is so perfectly poignant
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I hate these stupid things so fucking much. You cannot conceivably be eating that much olive oil and balsamic to need a DEDICATED DEVICE to not only provide no improvement over just having a bottle of oil and a bottle of balsamic, but actively make it more inconvenient because now you have to fill up this stupid piece of shit. it serves no purpose other than to signal LOUD AND CLEAR to any unfortunate visitor that you eat a LOT of olive oil and balsamic because you're just refined and classy like that. Everyone eats bread and oil retard you're not special because you paid out the ass for some shitty T K Maxx paint thinner with black dye. literally the organising your books by colour of eating
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>>42986229
and black people do that more to white people and always have
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sometimes i get scared that the nodules on my thyroid are growing and becoming cancerous. my endo put in a lab order so i can go to my imaging center and get it checked out (i got it checked out like 3-4 years and it was benign then). I cant really afford it right now though so i will do it once i get a new job. depending on the lighting and how i turn my neck they can be more noticeable and thats when i get the most freaked out but you can also see the nodules (called a goiter) in a neutral position with front lighting. its the lumps under the adams apple
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>>42986216
literally right you just know they're passing that stupid twink around like a tupperware. What's your stance on the twindicks situation
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>>42986242
my finest lingerie is my normal underwear technically
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>>42986252
You didn't answer my question?
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>>42986249
If they knew they were lolcows, they would simply have less retarded beliefs about everything
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>>42986242
Should I get back on prog idk if I cba
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>>42986219
You just tried to say that white people are the only ones that lynch people. 99 percent of the time the people getting lynched deserved it.
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>>42986253
wishing for your health cb!
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computer generate a cute tranner to give me back massages
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>>42986270
THE REVEAL
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>>42986135
ok i looked up the pic and im imminently committing suicide
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>>42986270
Oh why don't I have you filtered lol. Baibai
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>>42986253
Do you genuinely have a reason to believe that or are you just being neurotic
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>>42986262
i dont think he raped anyone i think he was a victim of a hate crime

and those 3 niggers need to be lynched.
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>>42986274
i call this one "two inches of punishment". please clench your teeth
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>>42986287
you can't be saying that white pony
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My library is currently organized by size, texture, colour in that order. It's fun to keep changing it up, I like playing with my books.
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>>42986259
revving them up like bike handlebars while i slide my member inside of him
im sorry
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I'm not racist. Just don't like em. Simple as
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>>42986287
But you just said
>all those white devils lynching all those niggers were lynching rapists and killers and thieves and people that hurt peop
So you were wrong then? Can you say that? "I was wrong"
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need someone to step on my back and crack my spine in a professional non sexual way
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>>42986266
Idk it's something about boob growth in the first few years of transition, right
You already have knockers
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>>42986296
WHY WOULD YOU APOLOGISE FOR A GEM
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>>42986301
god, me too
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>>42986302
you wouldn't like them if they got bigger...? do you think they're already too much?
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>>42986270
The irony of being gigachud but not being terrachud enough to not get filtered by the other chuds
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>>42986288
:(
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>>42986310
You should step on each other
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Twilight sparkle: I think there’s been a big misunderstanding I don’t think any crime was committed here and if we could all just calm down and think with our heads I think we can all just avoid any further violence here okay let’s just all calm down
Applejack: LYNCH THAT STRIPEY NIGGER
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>>42986301
felt. one advantage of a twink lover. these fat bitches are very comfortable but they will dislocate your shit if you ask them to do that
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>>42986310
there used to be a massage spa place near my house and I loved getting the full treatment and chilling in the cool water
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>>42986312
you know one could even say it's representative of racial politic as a whole
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>>42986287
Why are you comfortable talking like that when black men are an important part of your personal life

Actually don't answer that, I have a black bro who has a racist white gf and can't stand up for himself, I know the vibe
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>>42986272
im not being neurotic. a doctor told me that i have a visible goiter before I even knew what a goiter or thyroid was and that I needed to get it checked out. its literally visible in the photo i posted. but yea i got an ultrasound on my neck at that point and got the news that i have two colloid cysts on each side of my thyroid around the size of 1/3 of a golf ball each and that they are benign and that they might keep growing or not but surgery to cut them out is on the table if it becomes an issue. And then I saw the doctor just last year and he told me that I should get it regularly checked out every couple years or so because they can be benign but become cancerous.and im worried they are growing slightly but i cant really tell
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>>42986314
don't be sad it's exceptionally effective
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>>42986312
shes not a "gigachud", shes performative, saying all this and then going back to being a transbian and flustering over some manlet black

i guess she's doing allat to fit on /b/, she has no spine and for that i dont respect her at all
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>>42986252
>>42986287
don't you almost exclusively fuck black guys and shit on white guys?
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>>42986322
THE ZEBRAS ARE BLACK???? I'VE BEEN JERKING OFF TO RACEPLAY THIS WHOLE TIME?????????
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>>42986299
no i can't because that's true.
white men don't go around raping black girls anywhere as much as black men rape white girls.

i should know that
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>>42986250
Quality rant
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>>42986330
praying for that man tonight. poor wretched soul
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>>42986296
Not me, but unfathomably based reply
Personally I'd sandwich my dick between his two and gigafrot until they all came on each other
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>>42986272
oops i meant to say thank you to this post!!
>>42986286
this is my reply to you i clicked the wrong link at first >>42986333
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>>42986338
Am I crazy or do the zebras not have super exaggerated African accents
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the problem in your equation is moid penoids big bro
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>>42986342
That's not what you said. Reread.
>>42986299
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>>42986270
good evening beautiful. how's your cock doing?
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>>42986352
yeah they rhodesian, the one from madagascar movie is
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>>42986279
Relax piggy
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>>42986333
>>42986351
oh no yeah goiters happen all the time it's classic. I'm sure it's probably benign though. as long as you're keeping an eye it's okay to take it easy. watch and you'll outlive the lot of us
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>>42986335
It's just stock back-of-the-mind racism vs intentional racism
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>>42986352
My entire interaction with the franchise has been via pornography I have no idea what any of the characters sound like
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>>42986344
I should also say I own three of them
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>>42986348
Yeah
I've tried talking sense into him so many times but his white mom absolutely fucked him up and he can't get out of his codependency
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I think it could be ok if you do it to fat ppl bc you cut down on unnecessary resource drain and others save on food costs
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>>42986379
that's not how capitalism works big bro
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>>42986362
im not positive but i have a suspicion that I have these nodules because as a teenager I would do a party trick where i would grab my larynx and and thyroid and move it side to side like i was tightening a tie. I remember I did it in front of my friends dad once who was a dentist and his eyes got wide and he's like dont do that!
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>>42986356
im done talking about it. it really bothers me.
i dont need to apologize for rapists and killers getting lynched.

fuck that.
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>>42986368
Yeah i think there’s an episode where they all think she’s an evil witch because she’s got the whole voodoo thing going on but it turns out they were just being prejudiced against her because of her different cultural background, I think that’s the lesson of the episode. I don’t watch it either btw
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>>42986389
Buzzwordslop
>>42986395
Atleast you conceded, even if you couldn't bring yourself to say the words. We know you were wrong <3
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>>42986361
this is just like housewives I needed this today. thank you. are you racist again now wouldn't that nice lady you met be sad. what's going on with you anyway last time we spoke you were a transbian
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Mr Pentagon? Put the Presidents cock on the phone. Bronyas been drinking again
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>>42986372
that would do it! I dunno I'm really trying to believe enlightenment is inevitable sometimes you just have to give people some time
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>>42986351
You'll be alright. I know it's pointless to tell you not to be neurotic about something you can't change, so in that case just book the appointment. The money is well worth your peace of mind, that is priceless
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>>42986392
LMAO
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>>42986398
that's an insanely progressive message what the hell. Is it secretly goated??? idk after I found out that big Mac and shining armour get basically no screen time I was like why bother
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>>42986406
(incoherent shrieking, sound of metal against stone)
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>>42986317
this is my main motivation to get a bf
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>>42986306
if you think about it, it's ero that the twink with 2 dicks is a bottom
>>42986349
good work actually, it'd be fun to stick things in his butt that vibrate and milk him like a cow, like get a milk movement going with both hands
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>>42986420
Berserker choid bf x Druid tranny gf
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>>42986403
no, im not. im very well studied on this stuff.
you can cherry pick all you want.

i used to think like you when i was young.
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>>42986420
This is a horribly labeled chart the labels are supposed to be at the angles not the sides
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>>42986435
right right.... it's so beautiful to be among intellectual equals for once
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>>42986438
But you were objectively incorrect. You just can't be an adult and admit it
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>>42986420
what sort of hon nonsense is this
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>>42986435
You me and bronya need a groupchat about taming furry twinks
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>>42986420
i love traingle diagrams
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>>42986440
could you explain why you would label an axis at the intersection of it and another axis. wouldn't that make it impossible to tell which was for which
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>>42986438
She's ragebaiting you, just ignore it
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>>42986450
literally
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>this is someone's son
Is it weird if that's a turn-on
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>>42986436
every time one of you shit for brains faggots reinvents heterosexuality I drive another nail into my effigy of tris
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>>42986457
Not if you're gay
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as someone thats already been fired and dropped out of college at 19 and is incapable of feeding himself and doesnt know how to drive or communicate with my roommates and spends all my free time doing politics by watching youtube streams let me tell you how to be a real adult
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>>42985635
>Qott: what do you wear at the beach?
i dont go to the beach, people might see my body if i do

>Qott2: how come your sexuality is like that, what's up with you
uhhhh i had a pretty healthy childhood and only got unrestricted internet access in my mid-teens. no trauma. so idk what made me want to take estrogen and have a guy put fingers in my mouth and whisper sweet things to me while i cry.
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>>42986457
yes but I'll let you do it if you promise not to tell anyone that I'm into it
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>>42986420
i would be a great sorceress-squire to my knight
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>>42986453
What?
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I feel so good tonight but I need to have a really serious conversation
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>>42985722
would you be my trans roommate with benefits?
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>>42986470
does your aged 50yo boyfriend suck on your little flaccid pickle?
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>>42986445
you want me to say that not all the lynching were guilty people? and innocent people were lynched?
okay perhaps, yes that did happen sometimes okay.

but the bulk of them were people that did bad things and it was just.

the deep south sided with the black janitor at the pencil factory and lynched the white guy (a jew) for raping and murdering that girl.
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>>42986457
>this is someone's son
Gay
>this used to be someone's son
Ok
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anyway this is me
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>>42986480
I simply want you to say
>I was wrong
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>>42986473
Are you mad at me
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>>42986280
she really aint been back. rip i suppose
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>>42986479
He's Irish those men just do whatever they're told it's fabulous
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>>42986479
you know you making him older just makes it hotter for me right??
and he wouldnt
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>>42986491
Are you two long distance? What are your ages
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>>42986450
i've been doing this on my own like a mercenary, i get sent too much porn, but they're great to talk to, they'll send you porn and then draw porn of themselves and send you that, resourcefulness is hot
they should make them more real
>>42986444
the smartest thread on tttt, i just like how a lot of furry smut is removed from the evils of reality
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>>42986485
okay i was wrong for using the word "all"
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>>42986495
yeah long distance, miss him :(
20 and 31
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>>42986491
one day he's gonna gobble up your little shrimp
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>>42986496
it's safe and sacred
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>>42986491
have you two had the talk. about, you know. the big chop
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>>42986501
he wouldn't but if he wants to - my body his choice
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>>42986499
you know hes fucking other impressionable crossdressers while youre apart right?
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a 31 year old in a pedo long distance discord relationship is fucking wild
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>>42986513
first post btw
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>>42986498
Thx
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>>42986503
they'll cite sandy cheeks cock vore hoovering up cars as evil, but they can't explain why, fuck those cars
they can have their rapeplay dynamics, but they'll have to pry crossdressing sonic + realistic wrinkled feet from my cold dead hands
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>>42986507
we did its one of the first things i asked like uh height looks politics religion family and stuff, he doesnt care what i do, i think that was genuine.
>>42986513
we are long distance not discord relationship, 2 different things!
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>>42986519
I don't think there's anything wrong with sandy cheeks cock vore
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>>42986518
anytime babygirl
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>>42986520
Happy for you, ignore the jealous haters
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>>42986517
did u grew on him and now u're not a meanie about it or did i read that wrong
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>the three posters with ACE scores higher than their IQs talk politics all night
Horrific vibes
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ur eating her cock and ur a car or her cock is eating cars? idgi
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>>42986513
>pedo
>20
We gotta get real
Age gape is a convo you can have but it's not pedo
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Would you trannies put up with a chaser that travels for work every other week and is away for a few days at the most?
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>>42986532
higher than my iq isn't saying much
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>>42986518
i used to post anonymously and try to get you to gain some weight
cause i care about you in some way its one of my dreams you post here one day and you're 100lbs.

im not even kidding.
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>>42986404
I have a bf
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>>42986543
ACE scores I think max out at 10,thats the joke. You have to be very intelligent to understand my cutting humor
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watching V for Vendetta rn
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>>42986520
Wait, you plan on cutting your dick off?
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Uber should let me pay extra so the driver has to cut up in traffic
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>>42986563
i mean my moms down to pay for most of it... and then like if i get it young the healing is gonna be much easier... but im on a fence really
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>>42986558
well it seems like that why i couldn't understand the joke!
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>>42986565
License takes me and my tranner drifting in Central Park on IG live
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>>42986530
I like to mind my business about other people's relationships it's the type of guy I object to you know what I mean
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Long distance relationships with trannies are the best. All you have to do is say "I wish you were here" then go out and cheat on her with actual women.
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>>42986533
Her cock is eating cars. it's a macro thing
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>>42986524
I know, but more people should know, it's 2am im going to shoot some overgooned water nut to furries fucking eachother in gym locker rooms or that one goat twink from deltarune wearing a jockstrap while showing feet
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>>42986575
well thats mean, hes been so nice all across the board its the age you hang up on, but ok i guess thats ur opinion...
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>>42986571
Haha what a good goy you are
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>>42986537
please do not make me give the lecture about how there is "pedophilia" as a legal term and pedophilia as it is used in common parlance. men in their thirties who only date teenagers may have nothing to fear from the law but they are clearly still pedophiles. whatever I have many beauty procedures to do tonight this isn't the hill to die on in here unfortunately
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and that made me cry babygirl cause its real
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>>42986552
who's the poor guy
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>>42986585
YES!!! YES!!!!!!!
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tfw no bf
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>>42986595
cope and seethe
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>>42986588
I think your journey is valid diva
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>>42986576
can you help me get into the mind of this character what function is the tranny gf serving here is it like a thing where he can't get off unless he's cheating. it seems like having a tranny gf is only an obstacle to fucking cis women in this scenario
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I'm 32 and most of my coworkers who are the same age as me have kids. I couldn't imagine dating a Russian Nazi who can't go a day without talking about Italian brainrot. It would unironically ruin my irl reputation if people learned that. I'd probably lose my job.
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>>42986606
yes yes
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>>42986611
the tranny is a nude dispenser here i think
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Zoomers seethe about age gaps, even if its within age of consent, only because they don't know what the real world is like outside of the Discord server they got groomed in.
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>>42986615
tralalero tralala
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bottom chaser hate is comphet fascism and erases a valid identity of straight men that want to be fucked in the ass and have their prostate milked
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>>42986560
Blast from the past
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>>42986618
18 dating 30 is weird but 30 dating 42 is not weird at all imo
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>>42986595
>they're pedophiles, despite the law stating that they're not, because I said so
Most logical w*man
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>>42985635
>Qott: what do you wear at the beach?
onepiece bathing suit or bikini
>Qott2: how come your sexuality is like that, what's up with you
i like what i like and its my life ill do what i want
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>>42986550
Thanks
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>>42986615
I'm developing a theory that there's a genre of guy on here who is like well I'm already going to be a social pariah for daring to date a tranny i may as well be seen as a pedo as well. it's a really funny window into how warped the perspective of reality on here is
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>>42986639
What happened to that puppy
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>>42986617
But surely you could just use the cis women you're fucking for that
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>>42986636
Weird, depends on who you're asking. Illegal? No
>NOOOOOOO BUT MY MORALS APPLY TO EVERYONE NOOOOOO STOP
lol
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>>42986651
he got dented
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>>42986636
neither is weird i think
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>>42986639
i see why it's your favourite it's really excellent
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>>42986645
cute
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>>42986664
yeah hes a silly one
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If both people are legal consenting adults, who gives a fuck?
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>>42986657
The conversation is not about illegality it's about weirdos in a completely different stage of life preying on young people who don't have life experience. Women in their age bracket would not put up with their creepy rapist mindset
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>>42986657
it's not even moral tho. it's practical. what do i, a 30 year old woman, have in common with an 18 year old boy? while im trying to pay off my mortgage he's studying for his highschool mid terms. it's weird.
>>42986661
why not?
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>QOTT
I don't go to beaches. I hate getting wet and sandy
>QOTT2
I like fucking women and women-adjacent people
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>>42986638
anon how many states are there under federal law
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>>42986665
As a piece of art it does a good job of making me think too. The feeling that there is an abstract imaginary place that sort of exists but it is within my computer which I feel comfy at is worth pondering.
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>>42986642
i really do have love for you in my heart despite what it may appear on here.
and i really have shed tears dreaming of the day you come here and post your 100lbs.
i really feel that in my heart and spirit.

and i was anonymous always trying to get you to eat more ;)
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>>42986667
Not even the cats are safe...
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Vibe reset. Post bronyas
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>>42985635
>Qott: what do you wear at the beach?
I've never been to a beach in my life, but I guess I'd wear swimming trunks and a t-shirt.

>Qott2: how come your sexuality is like that, what's up with you
I don't even know. I like femininity and that's it.

I spent a week making a mod list on Skyrim and when I finally started playing it one of the mods broke and then my save corrupted after I removed it. The rest of the list is fine and I only got 6 hours into the save but still. Fml.
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>>42986677
>my morals have to apply to everyone
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>>42986659
Well glad he is nevertheless loved
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>its morally justifiable to sell life altering black market hormones to anybody with an internet connection but dont you dare have sex with them until theyre 30
fuckin hons man istg
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>>42986690
I mean no but don't be surprised when creepy behavior is called out for what it is
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>>42986686
Fatties are fucking gross. Thank fuck most of them die young.
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i should start a bronya folder
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>>42986686
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>>42986696
Fuck you I love her
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If we met would you let me hug you
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need bronya headset pic please
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>>42986696
im also a smoker and a drinker you shouldn't be waiting too long
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>>42986703
i would not. but thank you for asking
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>>42986668
Crypto pedos cope by projecting their illness onto healthy people
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>>42986700
looking up at her mid sheath clean
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>>42986703
fawwwk no
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>>42986689
Go to the beach.
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>>42986695
And the original comment was that its pedophilic when its not. You can think its creepy if you want to though.
>>42986701
Consider developing some standards.
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mRNA cancer vaccines will be the standard within 5 years. Awesome :D
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>>42986677
but wouldn't it be beneficial for the younger person with no life experience to be with someone more mature and experienced than them? the guy could be kind of a mentor here yk
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>>42986668
Just like every other gross paraphilia: normal people
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>>42986711
:( why not
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>>42986689
What sort of character did you make
>>42986703
Sure that would be nice
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Agehons sure are seething tonight. It must be blunt force trauma from how hard they hit the wall.
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>>42986722
you were mean to me once
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I'm putting off my incredibly life-important responsibilities until tomorrow at the last possible moment
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>>42986724
Score
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>>42986727
But hugging is being nice?
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would you let me hug you if we met?
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>>42986734
ok maybe then
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>>42986737
YES!!!!!!!!!
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>>42986703
yep you can even jump on my back and i'll carry you around lol
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>>42986734
actually nvm you're not nice to bronya. i would hug bronya.
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discordia would be too brittle seeming to hug
bronya is a sturdy bitch who might try to pick you up if she gets a few in her
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>>42986744
why am i there
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if you tried to hug me i would push you away. do not hug me. i do not like physical contact. i will use your hole or we can wrestle. thats it
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>>42986748
you're not i'm just saying i'd rather hug you than discordia
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>>42986703
I'd punch you in the throat and goon to the sight of you struggling to catch your breath
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>>42986741
That’s cute
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>>42986750
fuck you dude wtf. weird
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I thought about the person from last summer again
Really want him to die out already, he mostly has
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>>42986738
>>42986741
:D
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>>42986703
I would let almost anybody hug me, within reason.

>>42986713
The closest bodies of water to me are the Ohio River (disgusting) and a Great Lake that's a 3+ hour drive. There are no beaches for me.

>>42986724
Breton Hedge Knight, axe and shield. I'll probably just remake him since I really liked the lore that I wrote for him.
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>>42986759
Just mostly? What are we talking a lil double pneumonia?
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>>42986755
they're doing this to me tomorrow
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>>42986758
why you gotta be hugging and shit? fucks wrong with you? we can still be friends from a couple feet apart
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>>42986767
sardas?
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*ptoo*
*shkshkshkshk* <-- me jerking ur gock
*SCGHLOK SHKCGLOK SHGCKLUEEEKKKKH. CAKHCLSKH*
.....
*ptoo*
*SHCLOK SHGLOK SHCLUCKUKUK GUCK GUCJ GUCKGUKGUKUKUK*
stop you're going too h-
*GIKGIKGIKGIKGIKGIKGIKKKKKUUUUUYYYYYEHHHHHGHKGHKGHK*
^Me throating gocky until I puke
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my bf and i have an age gap of one year and we are both in our thirties
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>>42986744
Ok
>>42986747
How can a human be brittle
>>42986750
>>42986755
Both autists
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>>42986719
he really is in a way!
he is rn pushing my CV through-out his company and friends and yada yada and last time he said he thinks he finds something and warned me about maybe getting a video interview and stuff.. he helps me with a lot im in deep debt to him!
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>>42986763
If there are no beaches then it falls upon you to make a new beach. None should live a life denied the pleasures of beach. I've gone to the beach almost every day of my life. Strike the earth.
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>>42986771
no
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The lion
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>>42986775
fucking pedo
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>>42986775
Same
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>>42986763
So I can hug you but you wouldn't play games with me?
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>>42986784
Rawr
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>>42986784
a little better today?
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>>42986776
fine I'd hug you but you seem fragile, is that better?
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>>42986778
that's so nice
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>>42986775
you are peers. A 30 year old dating an 18 year old are not peers
>>42986694
But it's legal
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>>42986790
I'm high so yes. Allah's blessing upon substances
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>>42986786
are you my bf???
>>42986795
we have the same cultural touch stones too which is nice
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>>42986779
I guess I'll have to get on it then.

>>42986787
Yup. Like I said I'd let almost anybody hug me unless they had ulterior motives or something.
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>>42986793
Yes :D
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>>42986806
you've always got the coolest pics knight choid
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>>42986799
alhamdulillah
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need a man to break my spine back into place
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why cant i get a boyfriend. And dont say its because i dont look or that its because im in scotland or that its because i dont have a job and live with my parents or that its because im ugly or that its because im fat or that its because im a tranny or that its because im a misandrist or that its because
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Time to edge to my favorite cg tranny, the girl reading this
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Ok so pretty much everyone would hug me ill take the win thanks guys let's make it a reality next time
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>>42986805
No my gf only trips
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>>42986820
witches curse me thinks
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>>42986822
i would hug bronya too ya know but idk about the free rides
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>>42986830
I would believe it!
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>>42986820
would you be interested in a platonic poly relationship? mentally and emotionally we're dating just us we ride or die and we have other people we use for nsa cazzie sex with no connection outside of the bedroom
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>>42986825
i am very clumsy but i can walk without tripping sometimes…
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girls and guys post your beach outfits
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>>42986820
You're too hot and perfect, and that intimidates men
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choid tickling me
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Good evening chaserbros. And to you sex toys that cry, good evening to you as well.
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>>42986810
Thank you! I am glad someone else likes them.

>>42986820
Must just be bad luck.
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>>42986831
You have to hug me first I dont wanna be second
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>>42986820
look at those massive tits FUCK mommy needs some MILK
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>>42986834
Sure whatever
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>>42986833
i can sell you some curse blocking crystals for $30 each
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>>42986841
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>>42986842
its hard to blame them but i wish they would think about my feelings a little more
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>>42986846
good evening <3 i missed you sextoyanon what time do you call this
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>>42986847
that's out of the question i have EXCELLENT luck i go to extreme lengths to ensure it. altho maybe ive been neglecting the romance side of the field. need to study...
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>>42986821
omg
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>>42986850
right.... right......... rightt.......
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>>42986854
I am legally not allowed to purchase any more crystals for various reasons
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>>42986841
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>>42986820
i wish i had a bf
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>>42986872
why doesnt cg have a pity system...
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>>42986871
Bf-haver btw
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bf is cool but husband would cooler
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>>42986820
It's because you're too confident and funny
It doesn't leave room for cisheteteronormativity
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>>42986879
I would have so many jois
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marriage is scary what if i stop being into him
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>>42986849
that's the sad thing about me baby girl there's no more firsts
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>>42986820
Literally me on the right
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>>42986886
LMAO
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I want to jerk off
any helpers
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>>42986871
This is someones son.......
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>>42986881
do you go to the beach and seethe at the women in bikinis?
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>>42986890
I NEED YOU
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>>42986888
Trips of life insurance murder scheme
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>>42986885
i need to start larping as shy. sooooo cringe
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>>42986897
Nta but yes
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being shy actually sucks btw
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>>42986845
Haha
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>>42986888
checked. imagine if u get the ick the day after your wedding. literal nightmare fuel
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>>42986909
Being shy as a child meant people thought I was a terror risk, being shy as an adult means people think I’m stealing things at the grocery store
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>>42986909
it literally does that why i dont want to do it
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>>42986898
You can have me.
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>>42986841
i would because im hot af but in a relationship so sorry
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I ate too much and now I feel like crap. I don't regret it though because it was my fiancee's cooking and I always finish my plate.

>>42986864
Interesting, any tips for having better luck then?
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My ex-Muslim friend is live texting me him smoking weed for the first time and shit's cringe. Just enjoy the high. You're not a fucking philosopher. I can't tell what was worse, this or the first time he drank.
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>>42986841
i would because im hot af but in a relationship so sorry
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>>42986888
you divorce him. you can’t have kids so there is nothing to really worry about losing
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>>42986909
Yes but way more when you're a man
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>>42986483
Ill appreciate your joke, Bronya. It was good.
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>>42986917
imagine seeing someone wearing a cool top and you want to say something but you don’t and you just stare at them and everyone thinks you hate them
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>>42986920
this is the best day of my entire life. i love you
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Marriage is scary because I've lived most of my life doing whatever I want to do and I'm scared I won't be able to do that if I'm settled down with someone. No, I don't want to fucking go see your parents. I'm going to Vegas during my PTO.
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>>42986932
have experienced both, i agree with you in general
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I'm genuinely scared. I'm the unemployed troon who's claim is in ajudication status. Now I have talked to my boyfriend. He's been homeless before and so he wouldn't let me be homeless (his own words), but I really don't like leeching off of people.I feel like a burden.
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>>42986871
sucks that youre stinky because youre very lickable otherwise
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>>42986926
lol
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does being someone's son mean you can't be pretty? what's up with that
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>>42986923
i do all kinds of stuff. my computer is surrounded by charms to ward against the evil eye since i post on here. this chinese traditional year my lucky colours are brown and light green so im wearing them nonstop. odd numbers are lucky, even numbers are unlucky (cause you can split them in two, left hand, the devil, it's a whole thing). a lot of it is subconscious for me these days cause i've been doing it for over a decade it rules people broadly are not superstitious enough these days
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>>42986946
you can lean on him now and pay him back once you get a job dw
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>>42986933
some of them are just for me and thats okay
>>42986936
i will compliment every single outfit i see tomorrow in your honour. every time i go to the mall i get compliments on my outfit actually i should serve extra cvnt just in case
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I'm at a very Chinese point in my life (deporting North Koreans)
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>>42986950
they call me the barnyard beauty
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>>42986955
My son would always be pretty. it would be a very mommy dearest queen never cry dance moms situation
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>>42986963
I want to suck him harder and harder until it comes off completely and look up and him and smile and open my mouth to show him i properly swallowed everything like a good girl
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Marriage sounds very peaceful. Imagine doing remote work together in an isolated rural cabin, only exiting cloistered hermitude for food and the occasional social excursion. Growing old, bickering, bitching and loving alongside the pleasant lull of time. Sighhh sounds so beautiful.
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>>42986969
the spirit of the pony was flowing through me as i wrote this
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>>42986967
Hell yeah
Queenify your fag son
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>>42986973
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>>42986973
how can you have such a beautiful scenario in your head neighbouring fucking a manlet in his hairy asshole?? idgi
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masturbation isnt healthy. its demons stealing your energy. earth is for harvesting energy. even if i were to sleep with a trans same thing would happen. ideally i would be breeding. but if im going to mindlessly nut i might as well use tranny hole if that makes sense
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>>42986969
Loonytunes brazzers type event
>>42986982
Maw maw sayud i wawz spesial
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>>42986966
go to the horses at least a few times a week in the summer afternoons and sit with them and help them for a few hours and just be with them
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>>42986973
I agree, goals
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>>42986990
i trust maw maw !
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>>42986989
Not demon. It me. Tpuching penor
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>>42986973
Reading this gave me a mini panic attack. That amount of control over my life sounds suffocating to me. Most guys would love that life but it makes me itch. Is there a name for this?
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>>42986977
Lord help and child that ends up in my care
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>>42986962
this means more to me that you can imagine
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hi, i'm fag son
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>>42986997
Commitment issues
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>>42986924
I miss smoking weed sometimes ngl. The fuzziness and giggles were great.

>>42986956
Wow that is a lot. Has it all been working out for you? Aside from the romance department of course.

>>42986973
I WILL have this one day. I'm already half way there.
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>>42987001
anything i can ever do for you just say the word. i was shy once and it randomly went away. so now i would like to try and support ppl who are shy with my random acquisition of powers
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>>42986999
Fox News would like to know your location
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>>42986992
I was mostly referring to my own putrid stench but yeah I do gotta go see them. One of our girls keeps getting colic! Poor sweetie
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>>42986997
Either an avoidant personality or its just simply not for you. I get it. Not for everyone.
>>42986994
Real answer is that sex has always been secondary to me and Im not so secretly very warm and sweet. Cactus prickles.
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>>42986995
exactly. its. if i had sex with you it would be great for both of us. but bad too. it would drain our souls. it would set consciousness back but it would feel really fuckingood creaming you. if i was willing to make that sacrifice would you join me?
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my fuckass cat can't stop drooling while purring
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>>42987009
yeah i randomly find money all the time, i can just leave to catch a bus whenever i want and there's always one waiting, all kinds of stuff like that. it's worth it a thousandfold. plus its nice to keep those old ways alive, you know?
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>>42987007
I guess I'm never finding a gf unless they're cool with occasionally letting me off the leash. That scenario of being in the woods without access to civilization sounds soul sucking, no matter how much I love the person.
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>>42987018
representation is so important
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>>42987017
No I like my soul
>>42987018
Kill her
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>>42987017
nta but no
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>>42987012
ive been trying to get on there for years they're scared of my big juicy butthole
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>>42987029
nta (not that autumn)
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All I want is a tranny gf to be OK with me disappearing for a few days to work or do things with friends. Sadly, in my experience, trannies tend to be clingy.
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>>42987029
Nta but hows your sleep lately?
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>>42987037
ntb but it’s fine, i had a nasty nightmare last night tho
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>>42987027
i get a wicked boner when i see your body but its not love what i feel for you
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>>42987013
oh jesus got to give her the gas meds and keep her moving until she starts pooping again colic can be fatal.
if she stops pooping you have to gas her up and keep her moving and get ready to have the vets come.
just call to let them know as soon as they notice she stops going to the bathroom.


keep those gas syringes handy ask the vet for them its very important it'll save her life.
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All I want is a tranny gf to be OK with me disappearing for a few weeks to fuck ladyboys in thailand. Sadly, in my experience, trannies tend to be clingy.
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>>42987040
what was the nightmare
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Absolutely owning my wife in Uno rn.

>>42987022
Yeah I get what you mean, I'm glad it's working out for you!
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>>42987037
Literally so bad im weaning off my pills. We keep it pushing
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>>42987044
Nta but I had a rly scary dream that my scabies got tired of my sobbing and found a new home </3
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>>42987041
I understand
>>42987042
She’s okay, much more qualified people than me are looking after her
>>42987044
I had to do a film presentation about artificial intelligence, not like about chatgpt but about actual ai, like Am. I didn’t do the assignment so I was planning to just go stand up comedy based on ai, i realized this was a terrible idea so I ran up to try to make a film within a few hours but I had writers block
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I DONT CARE WHERE JUST FAR.... AWAYYYYYY
I DONT CARE WHERE JUST FAR...... AWAYYYYYY
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>>42987050
thank you!
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gonna fart bbl
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Druk
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>>42987044
ntf but i had a dream where this really ugly old guy was tongue kissing me. he was like 100 years old and very thin but i couldn't escape
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>>42987013
pay attention to what she ate every time before the colic happens and alter that cause that's the solution most the time.
even if grains sit outside for too long it can upset their bellies make sure the waters clean too like you can drink it and stick your head in it

its usually something thing they eat
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>>42987071
that would be hot if he was fat
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>>42987050
I said this when I had one card in my deck and then I somehow lost the round. Brutal.
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every time a house goes for sale in my immediate vicinity theyre selling it to some stupid fuck with a dog to increase the noise pollution and drive me insane. thats gangstalking. thats noise pollution. criminal activity. all day. 10 at night? dog. 3 am? dog. 9 am? dog. 4 pm? dog. all fucking day. all fucking day dogs yelling outside. retarded as fuck yelling animal. gangstalking for the crime of being a bottom chaser. i can never goon my chasehole in peace
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Gangstalking schizophrenic trannies <3
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>>42987075
he was built like this guy unfortunately
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>>42987070
i saw this it was fine
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>>42987090
ewww
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Dogs: lmao that nigga gay asf
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>>42987082
>bottom chaser
>surrounded by dogs
God has answered your prayers but you’re too naive to see it
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>>42987105
what if they were horses though
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i love you
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i like the idea of a chasehole
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>>42987098
they never see me my blinds are always shut 360
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U think jesus ever joiked it with his five holy wounds?
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>>42987113
Dangerous
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goonin my trole
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>>42987114
ily2 bby
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>>42987116
Omega chasers daddy loves you <3
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choid mpreg...
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>>42987129
let’s get married
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Goblins?
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>>42987143
ok when’s the wedding?
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>>42987147
Invite me now.
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>>42987064
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSEKSlQDfp8
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>>42987116
me too
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>>42987150
you can be my bridesmaid
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>>42987082
You know you can buy one of those little dog remotes that when you push the button it puts off a frequency that dogs hate and it shuts them up instantly. I use one for the neighbors dog.
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>>42987121
I had this whole thing about kjesus's wound being a vagina and it turns out i may have dreamed it. I actually dont want to talk about this i feel like i already sound schizo tn
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>>42987155
Good.
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Tickling my tranner
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>>42987157
Please do not torture random dogs
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>>42987158
You’re not crazy
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>>42987147
any time baby
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>>42987163
omg yes i spoke of this
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>>42987168
I KNEW IT
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>>42987157
If I ever learned a neighbor did this to my dog I would bring extreme violence upon them. Same as kicking someone's kid.
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>>42987170
yayyy ^w^
ily babe <3
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Choidsmaid
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>>42987168
putting my pp in the jole
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Using a castration tool designed for animals on my tranny
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>>42987092
I thought it wasn't good which disappointed me since Mads and Vinterberg's other film The Hunt was so good

Great meme potential though
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it would be so cool if my husband castrated me
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>>42987176
Anyway I want a southwest asian Jewish chaser bf with long hair and lots of cute twink friends of varying levels of evil who lets me fuck his gashpussy
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>>42987181
wow ilyt you make me so happy
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>>42987178
My neighbor reported us to animal protection services in an attempt to get our dog taken away from us because his barking annoyed her
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holding my choid husband's hand while i'm falling asleep before the orchiectomy
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>>42985635
I like what I like
I am what I am
I fuck what I fuck
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made the mistake of searching "bread" on xhs to try and pick up some sourdough vocab and see if the common wisdom is different but now it only wants to show me pastries beyond my comprehension. I'm so hungry
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>>42987167
It's not torture, when they shut up I stop pushing the button
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>>42987203
Those who do not enjoy the sounds of civilization have no place within it. When neighborhood dogs bark the correct answer is to bark back. Instincts tell you to howl with the pack, do it.
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>>42987203
so many people are completely unprepared to live in community it's insane
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>>42987202
i gotta go to bed now babe. i wish you were here. gn <3
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>>42987176
and they make the virgin mary depictions very labial
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>>42987215
concerned about your definition of torture
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>>42987221
i’ll miss you forever. goodnight i love you
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>>42987163
I was tickling my fiancee's feet one night because she's very ticklish and she accidentally kicked me in the mouth so hard I spat up blood. It was worth it though.
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Situation at the castration station today.
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>>42987222
omg you're right I never noticed how yonic she is... there really is a hole everywhere for those with eyes to see
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>>42987226
i will never forget you. goodbye my love.
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>>42987227
Good for her
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>>42987178
Don't let your dog bark in the middle of the night then you derelict. I don't use it if the dog barks in the daytime, only if it's late at night.
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>>42987229
yeh
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>>42987172
You inspired me
>>42987227
Yes always worth it
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>>42987228
Or as my ex liked to call it: her endo's office
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>>42987237
Have you considered going to sleep? Not freaking out about minor inconveniences and attempting to control the beings around you? Relaxing. Being cool.
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>>42987213
gurl ik the xhs food tags are dangerous af
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>>42987225
Is an electric fence for livestock torture?
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>>42987234
She's a misandrist like you but hers is entirely performative and done just to ragebait me.
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Brojta please tell me it's okay please tell me it'll be fine
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>>42987256
many such cases!
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if i had a bf i'd ragebait him so much
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>>42987178
youre a fucking pussy thats why you live with pack animals. gonna bring scooby for backup?
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>>42987245
I can't sleep if a dog is barking, that's the reason I use the device. What are you not understanding?
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>>42987248
no but its dangerous for their eyes.
anything a nail sticking through a board even a little is dangerous if they rub into it. a broken tree branch nub.
try to keep everything smooth on the edge and not sharp or pointy
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>>42987265
I don't have any animals.
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>>42987262
Hard to rage bait with two fingers squeezing your prostate.
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>>42987268
I don't believe you. You may convince yourself, but you cannot convince me. Your behavior is antisocial and you are blaming others for your own faults.
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>>42987261
Indeed! But I'm choosing to believe you're not one of them.

>>42987262
Good. Ragebaiting is a pure form of love.
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>>42987277
i can still call you a faggot inbetween the involuntary moans
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>>42987260
it is okay and you will be fine. just think of it as a strategic retreat. you'll be stronger to knock it out of the park, and then you'll be stronger from that experience to put it off less next time. I'm cheering you on!!!!
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>>42987301
How is that ragebait?
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>>42987309
it's as close as i can get given the situation
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>>42987247
scrolling #哥哥 and #嬷嬷 for three days as punishment. I will correct this algorithm come hell or high water
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>>42987322
Man bottoms are pathetic.
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alot of electric fences run light enough so if a kid ever touched it it wouldn't do anything bad its just a snap every second or so
but sometimes there's tasty vegetation near the fences and animals catch a snap on their eyeballs and it hurts.
imagine getting your eyeball electrocuted
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I don't care if you call me a faggot while fucking you. That just means both of us agree that you're still a man.
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>>42987305
Thank you I think you're right. I'm just in for a couple hard weeks as I get back to normal
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>>42987341
#roasted!
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>>42987248
the electric fence is set up and managed for the best interests of the animals by someone who is materially supervising its effects on them. the dog torture box is used by someone who is either too lazy to use earplugs or just a pure sadist who wants to cause suffering to animals
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>>42987270
I'm just proving a point that an electric fence andy dog barking device are the same. The animal learns not to touch the fence just like the dog learns not to bark after midnight.
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i want to be wanted
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>>42987301
literally me
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>>42987298
I come and go. I have a lot more fun with it when I'm talking to someone I can actually respect as an equal on things like that. good men are so hard to find...
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>>42987362
I wanted this too and then I was and it didn't fix anything
My next hope is that genuine mutual love fixes things but I'm preparing for it to not
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>>42987335
i know, sorry...
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>>42987350
that's okay a couple weeks is pocket change in the scheme of what you've made it through. it's like ripping off the bandaid. short sharp shock
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>>42987359
If you don't shut up I'm going to push the button right now
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>its your duty to wear earplugs because your neighbors a bitch that needs a retarded slobbering companion animal
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>>42987341
i am. what now
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>>42987360
You can’t train a dog hidden from within your bedroom, it has no idea how or why it’s being shocked, not only are you not it’s master but it doesn’t even know you’re there, you’re just causing unnecessary pain
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>>42987378
(whine)
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>>42987362
PUT YOUR HANDS UP, CUNT
GET THE FUCK ON YOUR STOMACH
HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK NOW
CROSS YOUR FUCKING LEGS AND PIN THEM TO YOUR BUTT
Good girl
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>>42987379
>your neighbors a bitch
This post could have been good if you ended it at this pun.
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>>42987374
it’s over
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>>42987379
it's just like a baseline living in a city thing I forget most people here live out in the sticks. everyone uses earplugs. it just makes it comfortable to sleep when there's so many people crammed together
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>>42987375
Wow three replies, that has to be record.
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>>42987382
LMAO if you actually got upset at that, the ragebait worked. If you didn't get upset, *unzips dick* lets have say gex.
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>>42987389
lord i have seen what you have done for others. how to be more pathetic
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>>42987367
>good men are so hard to find
Are they? Maybe it's just a problem with Scottish men.
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>>42987398
*unzips dick* [=<
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ngl if you own a pet dog that's mad loud that's your fault, get rid of it
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>>42987386
Actually I say shhhh out the window before I use the device. Now all I have to do is say shhhh and the dog shuts up, I don't even need to use the device anymore.
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>>42987389
im not a girl sorry buddy
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>>42987406
*puts entrance of unzipped dick in your AMAB pussy*
Get the twink out of storage. I want """"""""him"""""""""" to watch.
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I'm gonna die of horniness
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>>42987420
can i be the twink please
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>>42986049
:< u cant be talking like that, u have so much life ahead of u
ur already pretty and things r just gonna keep getting better for u
>>42986043
:D awh ur making me blush >////<
thx so much <3
>>42986035
:DDD
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i think i want to do butt stuff tonight but its getting late not im stuck between indecisiveness
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>>42987405
who's to say. my dating life is probably dead in the water if i make it out to china anyway, so it's whatever. I'm practicing being contented just being cg's practice gf
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>>42987423
acceptable
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>>42987422
Then die
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I anticipate that now that human evolution is starting to move again we will be able to suck our own dicks in three generations
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>watching war drone footage
>one of the videos is set to an ayesha erotica song
i know what you are
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>>42987449
i can lick my tip
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>>42987452
which one
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>>42987453
can you lick mine
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this choid I've been talking to refuses to reveal who he voted for in the last election lol
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>>42987445
Bronzle, no....
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>>42987455
yummy righteous remix
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>>42987441
You want to move to China? I admit I've always wanted to go and visit, but I'm not sure about living there. What's the draw for you?
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>>42987459
I mean obviously that means trump, idk why they don't just say it
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i can suck on my tip and lick the entire shaft
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>>42987457
no but you can watch me suck cock at a glory hole if you want
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>>42987467
Impressive
Do yoga until you can reach the balls
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I will gene edit babies to be born with one less rib so they can suck their own dicks
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The guy who could suck his own cock in high school has a wife and kids and I'm chasing transgenders on 4chan. Thanks Obama
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>>42987466
Embarrassment
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>>42987471
i'm too lazy to exercise sorry
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I wonder how many Gen-Z trump voters are regretting it by now. I say Gen Z purely because the older Trump voters are too in love with him for regret. I know at least one guy that bought into all of the campaign stuff and regrets his vote now.
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Containment board.
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>>42987499
I think it's funny that people think it'd be any different. The Epstein files, the war with Iran, literally nothing would've been different under the Dems. People who voted for Trump were holding onto the last remaining thread of hope that there could be some sort of outsider influence which clearly there can't.
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Qott: Id wear this. And then include a hat and sunglasses. Id rather play in the sand or the shallow part of the ocean. Id rather not swim in the deep end knowing whats out there. could be stung by a jellyfish.

Not trying to get peed on at the beach :/ id rather collect stuff.
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I'll be able to forgive zoomer Trump voters. I voted Romney when I was 18 and had no clue what I was doing. Most will develop and come around
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>>42987506
lmfao what a cope. If a Democrat was in control they would have sent interceptors and other weapons to Israel but they absolutely would not have spent billions bombing Iran directly. the party of fiscal responsibility btw
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>>42987506
One side does absolutely nothing and the other Makes things worse. But dems are way more boring. The news is less dramatic and people arent talking about what the president said this time.
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I just want it to be swift
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>>42987506
They're both capital class pawns but the effective difference is level of oppression against marginalized groups and the maga christo-fascist agenda is going kinda insane right now, it wouldn't be anywhere near this bad
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Though once the older annoying dems die from old age we can start putting our generations that know whats at stake in charge. Definitely vote as much as you can. Lets make politics boring again ^_^
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>>42987459
Mark Carney of course
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>>42987470
I'll send some champagne with a lovely note sending my regards
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>>42987459
RFK JR.
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>>42987461
BANGERRRRR
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>>42987522
and thats why they put him in because they knew he would deliver on hitting iran and she wouldnt.

it has nothing to do with how people vote

it has to do with what they want. (not the american people either btw) what THEY want
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God shut the fuck up. democracy is for faggots. it doesnt fucking matter. thousands of years theyve been sending young men off for slaughter. thats what the planets for. youre exempt now if you castrate yourself? congratulations faggots. youre still dead. for them. for ever. youve served the cubes purpose. dont get a job. dont pay taxes. dont use ai. fuck it all
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Haunting you again
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>>42987462
all kinds of things! the appeal of "the other side of the world". I've been practicing daoism for years now so it would be nice to be around more of that stuff. trannies are fleeing the UK en masse as the pressure gets worse. blind and incoherent hatred of America and the Anglosphere. better cost of living. long-standing appreciation for china from growing up somewhere with heavy mainland Chinese influence. I hate speaking, hearing, reading and writing the English language. wildly more progressive on a huge range of issues. all kinds of stuff
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>>42987532
real
the democratic establishment is so stupid it hurts
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>>42987551
Low IQ low empathy individual, undeserved sense of self-importance
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>>42987459
Oprah
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>>42987513
I'm trying to get peed on at the beach
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My tranner voted for Trump twice but I forgive her because she realized her errors
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oh no whatever will become of a man without empathy
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>>42987560
the sequel to the enlightened centrist these days is the enlightened nihilist
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>>42987571
i have submitted hundreds of thousands of votes for Donald Trump
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>>42987575
I can't believe you've done this.
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i am calling on you not to vote. be stronger than I am. every election i go and do my stupid little harm reduction vote like a good little cuck. sick of it
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>>42987557
Ah, I see. Yeah from what I've heard the UK is bad for y'all right now, and the US probably won't be getting better anytime soon unfortunately. What are trans laws like in China? It's kinda hard to find unbiased sources.
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Id want to go to a nudist beach. Not for anything sexual just seems interesting.

I like to consider myself a center left person. Very normie-coded. No point trying to break down the system immediately. Lets work on phasing it out.
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>>42987578
All of them were in a key swing state (Glasgow Maryhill and Springburn)
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lets work on inventing nukes for real this time so we can crack the ice wall and everybody who isnt dysgenic and survives it all can remigrate to hyperborea
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>>42987583
i'd go to a nudist beach for no sexual reason but i know i'd get an erection so i'll never go

a fat white boy DO gotta tan though...
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>>42987588
5 billion drumpf votes coming in from the American county of northern Ireland
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precum is so annoying. why does reading gay chinese comics have to make my bedsheets sticky
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>>42987582
it's really hard to get a good picture of what things are actually like for sure. im hoping once i have a little more money from finding work I can head out there and try and get a feeling for what it's actually like on the ground. it's a little complicated you're really very much expected to go through all the bureaucracy but it seems like in THEORY you can get everything done. but obviously the experience of someone who's gone through the system somewhere else will be wildly different
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i bought an iphone again... no more androidchoid...
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I need my peptides nigga
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>>42987594
STOP THE COUNT!!!!!
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i think i can probably dig up a photo of a large box of ballads... like maybe a few million of them.
i shouldn't glow too bright
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>>42987604
Fucking DROPPED
Very auspicious colour selection
unlike your message bubbles you pig
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>>42987592
It'll be a lot of old people. So just prejerk before leaving the car.

Im pretty sure one woman was caught masturbating at the beach and was arrested. You could even be put on the registery

>>42987580
Okay maybe you should vote tho. Im going to vote so hard this midterms.
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a book is not a thing. does this illuminate the problem for you?
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i wish my ipon was a cool color
next phone im getting is prob gonna be another android tho
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>>42987592
rock hard fat boy at the nudist beach would probably instantly hydrolyze me. this is a real thing that could happen to me and I'm not easy
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glowing..
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I remember in Portland I was walking downtown when I was 15 or so and there was a naked old lady with massive hangers that touched her knees. I got rock hard but like do I really want to pound loose 68 year old pussy? Yes absolutely
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>>42987614
im not trying to stroke it at the beach!! i just get easily triggered, even nerves can make me swell up
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>>42987614
I actually think I'm supposed to register to vote rn maybe I just won't do it. I don't give a FUARKKKK im done with sucking my teeth and voting for internationally famous TERFs because it means the working class will be ground into mince slightly slower
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>>42987618
why? It's a massive downgrade. And now Google is taking away side loading apks so the single dvantage is gone
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>>42987624
And you know what? - That's growth
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>>42987627
gatta go fast
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they should invent nudist beaches where everyone is free to jerk off or fuck or get hard
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>>42987635
Also this should be every beach but this board is not ready for all that
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>>42987629
>And now Google is taking away side loading apks so the single dvantage is gone
wtf chat is this real??? if so then never fucking mind god damnit sundar
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>>42987635
I spoke of Sex Hotel recently. I still support government funded Sex Hotel
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>>42987630
I still would today as long as it meant having an actual relationship. I'm very isolated and lonely.
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>>42987633
I do not want them to be minced faster Please stop mincing people
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>>42987645
Please stop posting about sex hotel it makes me give up on society every time
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>>42987643
yep starting in September all new versions of Android will be locked down
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>>42987646
me too. lets keep doing our best. for the loose 68 year old pussy that awaits us in tranhalla
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>>42987642
But beaches are a place for families. That would have to be adult only beaches.
>>42987645
I also thought of something similar. Government funded Czech-style gloryholes.
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>>42987643
ya if a device is google play certified (i.e. everything phone and tablet wise) you can't install side loaded apps unless they pay Google a fee and the app passes their standards
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>>42987647
>>42987651
Sex Hotel speeds things up
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I could never go to a nude beach. I am confident with my body but that's just too much for me.

>>42987604
I have never owned an IPhone and I never will, I will not fall for the Apple propaganda. I love my android and it loves me, it even told me as much.
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>>42987658
I just don't want to live in a world with children in it. They just aren't a part of my reality
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chaser bukkake on devilschocolatecake's big naturals at the beach
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>>42987665
Anyone involved in sex hotel can be minced
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Idk if I'm too much
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>>42987666
unless you're running grapheneos, iPhones are more secure and safe lol
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>>42987671
better than not being enough. I love you. don't ever diminish yourself for someone else's comfort diva
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>>42987674
They are going to hack my phone and see all my saved yaoi jpegs
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>>42987667
Incredibly real
The fallout of bre*der lifestyles shouldn't concern me
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>>42987678
I don't do babies I don't do children and frankly teenagers are on thin ice
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>>42987635
They have one in Toronto unironically
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>>42987668
Definitely take a picture afterwards. Then ill lick it off my boobs :3
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>>42987688
I'd be first to bust ngl
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>>42987675
Every time you call me diva it heals me a little
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>>42987694
diva diva diva diva diva diva diva diva diva diva diva diva
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>>42987688
can I see them? I'll give you some to lick off right now
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i can tell I'm doing bad when I start just setting timers instead of alarms
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>>42987653
>>42987661
fucking horse shit fuck android jesus fucking christ, leave it to the great minds who brought us google plus and modern youtube to completely fail to understand what makes a product good and instead turn it into a shittier version of the competition because they want to be apple sooooo fucking bad
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>>42987661
im not gonna b able to play pop pop butt anymore...
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>>42987712
ALL MY EROGE
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I would like to have children with my fiancee one day. Unfortunately our only options would be adoption or surrogacy and I'm not really sure about either of those. It's a shame really, she'd be a great mother.
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>>42987692
Theres still a little bit of cum that comes out post ejaculation. So id suck it out of your urethra ^_^
>>42987701
ok one day you should do a cum tribute. Id want to see it.
https://litter.catbox.moe/vgrmy2d2rgjhi7jb.jpg
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>>42987715
fuckkk do you have one of them just hanging? they look so heavy and fuckable
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>>42987718
Ill have to take some tonight. Cleaning the kitchen rn. On all fours?
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>>42987727
holy fuck yes I can wait until you deliver to spray hngg

even just standing up is fine
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https://litter.catbox.moe/v5nzwtp2yllehnlg.apk
this could be your last chance to experience the transcendental pleasure offered by my apks
do not miss it
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>>42987734
Post your tuberous titties and I'll consider exposing my phone to your Scottish spyware.
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They do not pass and thats okay. Enbycope is the light.
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>>42987741
they. are NOT tuberous. they haven't tried growing a rhizome in quite some time. so there
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>>42987749
female hand imo
t.tranny whos judgemental
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>>42987749
can't tell if mtftranny or theyfab
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I got the ultra rare of loveangel.... happy
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>>42987751
Okay, I'm not installing.
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>>42987760
your loss!
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how niche are lactation fetishes? like would most chasers be grossed out if their tranny started lactating a little from the chaser touching her tits?
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>>42987741
they are SUPPLE
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>>42987522
>>42987525
This is why I do not communicate with bottoms when it comes to politics. The ancients had the good sense to ban bottoms from political forums, if only their wisdom was not lost to us now.
>>42987529
Leftists are to blame for the rise of the "maga christo-fascist" agenda and trannies only have trannies to blame for being under the boot of it. The Dems actively import third worldies who hate trannies. Not to mention, trannies are no longer a favored minority even with the Dems. If you think for one second that things would be better ever for any reason then you've fallen for some level of propaganda.
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>>42987764
I would paint the inside of my pant leg like a Picasso desu
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>>42987764
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>>42987769
I feel like itd be more akin to a pollock
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is it ethical to grind against my trannies ass and maybe grab a couple handfuls of her body while she sleeps so i can get off
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I'm so fucking horny for her it's fucking insane
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Dead gay cope general
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i wish i was hot
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>>42987768
>Dems actively import third worldies who hate trannies
So do republicans lol
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The "yes king" audios as a meme never sat right with me
Gay love isn't a joke to entertain normoids.
Two men deep in the throes of pleasure isn't just some tiktok meme. Yes, it really is worth being this deep about
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just watched that scottish tourettes movie i cried like 12 times wtf
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IPA's and donuts on the way
Millennialcore maxxing
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>>42987836
i feel the same about gay jokes in general. it's kinda sad
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im eating pepperoncinis
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>>42987764
That is so fucking hot unironically
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Is anyone genuinely chasing here anymore?
I found my girl
I've seen others find their's too
But the vibe after that is kinda abysmal
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Walkies.
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>>42987947
The chase is over.
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>>42987905
yum i love those things
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>tranny milk
lmao
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>42987823
i'd need three hands to count the number of times I jerked it to that one pic of yours
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>>42987947
this is stonyamo gen
(stu bronya mamo)
picrel
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>>42987972
>three-bad-bitches.jpg
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https://litter.catbox.moe/ddfo8lsiyh3f9ppo.jpg
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>>42987990
I'm about to lose my nofap streak
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I have a crush on a trans girl who told everyone she was a lesbian, but then she broke up with her bum gf and started dating this handsome guy with a nice career and a house. The guy seems to treat her well. I think they're in love.

How can I break them up?
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i have no cum left in me...
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>>42988033
I can lend you some
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>>42987966
what about it?
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chasers, how much peanut butter would it take for me to get you to use picrel as a fleshlight?
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Your tranner is a 10 and loves jewelery. But she's buying cheap jewelery off temu and shein.

Still a 10?
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>>42987764
Wish I could get my tranner to take the lactation drugs. I want her to breastfeed me so badly, it might be my most intense kink desu.
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>>42988091
yeah it means she'll be happy with a cubic zirconia ring
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>>42988102
Yeah rings dont have to be expensive imho. People spend far too much on weddings and funerals and it loses the entire point.
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Like how the fuck am I supposed to be happy with this person when we are arguing about money troubles after I have 30k in credit debt paying off the wedding and buying her a Diamond ring.
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I spent a bunch of money on my fiancee's ring but the wedding itself won't cost more than $50.
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Buying real natural diamonds is the most goy activity imaginable
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they call me the chaser molester
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>>42987829
Yes and?
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>>42988146
What do you get out of voting Republican?
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>>42988084
I don't know what that is, but you're the only fleshlight I need. How about we share the peanut butter after I use you instead?
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my bf called me a fleshlight once
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>>42988151
I'm not American.
>>42988162
Where's the lie?
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>>42988171
it’s untrue
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>>42988176
Dont listen to him. You are NOT a fleshlight. Your a cum dumpster.
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My tranny and I share a fleshlight
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>>42988184
get those open ended ones and slide it from hers to yours back and forth.
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>>42988183
i am neither
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how 2 b a more grateful person
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>>42988191
I hadn't considered this before but I am now. Thank you.
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>>42988202
Princess Cumstina from the cumdump region. Its west of burbank.
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me and bronya both getting sloppy on old Grandma pussy
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>>42988204
Have you faced serious hardships before in your life? Beyond the transgender business of course.
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>>42987947
I'm asexual. I just come here to shit up the thread and talk about my afab balls
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>>42988213
nuh uh. i am not a cum dump
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today is a holiday me no worky me so happy
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>>42988233
nobody cares lol
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>>42988239
I care.
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>>42988241
thank you kind sir i hope you have a lovely day today too, in fact how are you?
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>>42988184
i will have a bf one day and we will do this inshallah
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>>42988216
um idk
in many ways i have led a quite sheltered existence, my family isnt rich but i never had to worry abt money growing up
otoh my family situation has always been p awful so maybe that counts
not being able to find a job (besides driving for uber and temporary work as a junior developer) since leaving grad has kinda sucked but ive had a much more comfortable life than many ppl in my shoes
there's this quote i often think of its like something along the lines of "there is some nobility among the poor and some among the upper classes, but not the middle class. they only know ambition" and i think it applies to me
instead of focusing on the ways in which i have been fortunate most of the time all i can think of is that i wish i had a better life, a career, money, surgeries
i can see that as a character flaw but pointing it out doesn't make the feelings any less potent
sometimes i feel stuck in a trap of my own making
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>>42988233
would you be happy on Juneteenth? MLK day? Black history month? Hispanic history month? Day of the dead? Ramadan? Hanukkah?
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>>42988247
I am good, sleepy but good. Thank you for asking, I hope you enjoy your day off.
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>>42988254
as longs as its a public holiday im happy
>>42988259
thank you so much!! i sure will!! are you gonna go head out to get some sleep now? whats ur plan for this week?
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>>42988250
I see. You say you've been sheltered, maybe unshelter yourself a little bit. Volunteer at a soup kitchen or something. Talk to the less fortunate, see how they live. It may make you appreciate what you have more.
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>>42988269
And you might meet a sexy homeless guy who you know is fixable.
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>>42988241
why do you care about the retarded immigrant zigger nazi?
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>>42988265
I'm glad to hear it. No sleep for me yet, I like the night. No crazy plans for this week though, probably gonna stay in and chill, and hit the gym a few times of course. I got pretty drunk on St. Patricks Day so I need to keep it low-key for a while lol.
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>>42988282
aw, i like the nights too they feel very personal and i get to post here or watch some movies, play some games, pick up a new skill
gym is very nice, gotta have someone to make me go to one as well... did u dress up all green on the st. patricks day? lolll
>>42988279
cause its evident im lovely
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>>42988285
you are a braindead retard lol
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>>42988295
well yes a LOVELY braindead retard
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>>42988285
Yeah you see the appeal. Do you have any favorite movies? I'm always looking for recs. I didn't dress up for St. Patrick lol, I'm not even that Irish really. I try to limit my drinking to just holidays and gatherings so I was just taking advantage of the opportunity.
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Ok im back with the pictures. Not sure that guy is still here tho.



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