How do you get ready for a date?Last thread>>42987735
>>42991543if you have to get ready for a date you probably aren't dateable to begin with
>>42991543>How do you get ready for a date?Cancel it
This is gaygen
>>42991542Hes so craaaaazy love him cant take him anywhere/10
>>42991563Girls really do like it. You're rightWeird
>>42991553that doesn't make sense. people dress up for all kinds of events. are you saying people should be runway ready every hour of every day
That had to be at least a quarter pound of ricotta.I know what's coming. I accept it, and I deserve it.picrel
>>42991602many ugly people put on nice clothes and spend time getting ready for work or dates everyday, it doesn't make any difference, they're still ugly and undateableyou either are dateable or your not, it has nothing to do with how well dressed or groomed you are
>>42991588Well it was a long time ago. I have no idea whats the style these days. Naturally since then I have lost a lot of regard for what girls think about anything. To be fair, girls really were girls back then.
>>42991639I just wish I was attractive
>>42991543I dislike guys with crows feet and smile lines sis.
>>42991653why? it wouldn't make up for you awful personality
>>42991543I like guys with crows feet and smile lines sis.
he's a 10 but he's a 19th century slave owner
>>42991625but even if you're naturally hot you can go from being stinky and unkempt to smelling good and wearing nice clothes
>>42991653Well I think you have gorgeous eyes, hair and complexion. And they work together so well.I hope you feel good today and if not, feel better by this evening, and your bf and kitties too.I have to break and get in some vidya and news rage before I pass out from the pasta.Be well bb, and be blessed.
>>42991543WOW I WONDER IF HE'S TRYING TO ADVERTISE A CERTAIN BRAND
>>42991695he 11 and has few bbcs on ready
>>42991712how many times did you count Aesop? lol
>>42991707Thank youTake care Boomy
>>42991543he really used a filter to try to hide all his wrinkles and bad skin texture that Aesop didn't improve lol
>>42991653Is this the tankanon skinwalker?
>>42991762yeah he's the reason tank doesn't post anymore
we'll stop teaching the kids about gay shit when you stop teaching the kids about christcuck shit.clearly, judeaism is the one true religion.
>>42991543he looks late 40s but he probably isn't. that skin care is not working
>>42991769she wishes she had such impact
>>42991769Yikes
I only want to make a good impact if any.
iran forces gay bottoms to have vagina surgery instead of killing them. should be good enough.
>>42991833who is this guy
>>42991833https://vocaroo.com/1bxsIgYC8m2y
>>42991843Ivan Adidasovic
>>42991843Roman
I dont deserve getting death threats
>>42991913What do you think you deserve?
what do you want?love?affection?praise?admiration?validation?you'll find none of it here.
>>42991833>i only want to make a good impact>posts another terrorist with a gun
>>42991950>what do you want?nude pics
>>42991950can words on a screen really give anyone that to begin with? you won't find that online
>>42991955I dont post terrorists
>>42991937A neovagina
dgchina
>>42991968>can words on a screen really give anyone that to begin with?yes...are you kidding?
>>42991968absolute retard can't even refelct on his own feelings
>>42991950I want a white male slave sis.
I live in squares, paint in circles, and love in triangles sis.
Imagine being someone's slave lol
uwu~
i'd settle for a mustache ride
>>42991950i want a pale emo twink boyfriend
>>42992062Imagine being you
>>42992062you literally showed me 'piss slave' vids when i asked you what porn you liked. you're a toilet slave for big mens like me.
I'm not a willing slave OK
>>42992073you're riding it or someone is riding yours
My mom calls the wife and girlfriend of our morbiza obiza neighbour slave #1 and slave #2
>>42992128SIX SEVEN
>>42991950asian boyfriend
that's just the way it is it'll never be the same
>>42991543if your straight friend approached you for sex because he is curious and nervous but trusts you, how would you respond?
>>42992151There's something so weird about yellow fewer
>>42992171tell him to go to grindr
>>42992171Tell him to fuck off
>>42992171enslave him sis
What do you guys think of Russian accent?
>>42992171shit on that thang girl
>>42992194sounds bad man
>>42992194Its cute. Most slavic accents are
>>42992022>>42992029internet culture has ruined your mind if words on a screen have any impact on you at all
>>42992215Are you this emotionally detached when you get messages from your parents too?
>>42992215you're retarded
warneen
>>42992172idk i just find (some of) their features most attractive, i'm not into the raceplay shit and stuff.
>>42992232bottoms will tell you your weird for preferring asian guys while them prefer black or brown guys. ignore bottoms..
forgive my grammar im a top
>>42992194in a russian game server i play on the russians are very emotional and misconstrue everything by non-russians, if you make any sort of joke at their expense they often find it hurtful
>>42992171Depends how hot he is obv
>>42992263lolI think usually it's opposite
>>42992228i talk to my parents over the phone or in person because i have a real relationship with them
>>42992291Do you not think it's a bit autistic being this avoident of text messages?
do people just have a text relationship with their family, boyfriend, and close friends these days? sad
>>42992307My family is on the other side of the country, what am I supposed to do, blow them smoke signals?
I hate talking on the phone except to my bf and friend back in home country. Because no one understands me.
yeah bcuz theyre mentally retarded narcissists and i dont want to hear their mind numbing drivel so text is all they get :>
why are y'all arguing with this idiot. people have been expressing love and affection in writing for centuries. but i guess it means nothing now that it's on a screen
this gen is more grouchy than the gens full of men taking estrogen. what the heck
>>42992320dial their number, facetime, etc. wtf r u that lazy?
my bf calls me 5+ times a dayi talk to my parents once or twice a dayit seems as if none of you know how to have a relationship
>>42992415cringe beta male
>>42992349who said anything about the written word? lol getting a written love letter is way better than a text or email which takes nothing at all, and is used by lazy people
>>42992358this guy would be a 10 if he wasn't so prissy looking. gives me feminine vibes
>>42992428writing is writing you dumb fuck
>>429924154chan is full of the broken
>>42992349>guys please stop baiting discussions, let's all jus sit in silence instead >:(
>>42992449no it's not, a written letter is way different than a typed email and everyone agrees with this
I would eat shizas shit from her butt
the day i get dumped by text or email will be the day i kill another man
>>42992482i dumped my abusive ex over text after i escaped :3
>baiting discussionsthis is advanced mental retardation. no wonder so many of you are incels
>>42992171Would.
i love shutting the fuck up
>>42992472i bet she takes huge dried out dumps too and has to stomp her feet like a sumo wrestler to get it to come out
>>42992488he should have beat you again
>>42992504yum!
Do you guys really believe humans come from monkeys?Or even that we come from sea creatures? lol
>>42992521no. next question
>>42992521made from from star dust
>>42992511do you prefer dipping sauces with you shiza turds or going in raw
>>42992494What do you think this thread would be without people actively trying to keep it alive? Some of you newtards take this place for granted
bet i'm the only here who has ever been in a long term relationship
>>42992528bb descended from heaven to grace us with her angelic bbness
How do we address the flood of fighting age homophobic Muslims like webmrel in America?
>>42992510I wish getting abused punched and hate fucked is hot but i also dont wanna die lol
whats ur least favorite alien kaijui think king kong is pretty based but i hate g*dzilla
>>42992540wrong
Loving life rn>>42992521>Do you guys really believe humans come from monkeys?I believe you do
>>42992560Who fucking cares about america lmao, you guys are a lost cause
tfw no jerk off bro that cums in my mouth and ass
>>42992577your dad, cousin, or brother doesn't count
the ocean is an alien sometimes but not all the time! the ocean is capable of turning into an alien kaiju in itself tho... i love phoenix
>>42992611We’re being INVADED by BROWN INVADERS. Have some empathy for us please.
>>42992521You certainly do but the rest of us came from aliens
>>42992611right? 50% of Americans will be dead by 2028 according to the disclosure project tell your parents and siblings you love themright your wrongs, forgive those who hurt you you might wake up dead tomorrow
>>42992560Deploy the femboys so they fall in love with them and want to protect them and the country
>>42992437you can change him
>>42992659you just know those BBLs smell like assjuice
>>42992659these guys have an apartment in my city and I see them on grindr every now and again
>>42992659they act just like the demons that are inhabiting their bodies
the ocean's dimsum is what turns the ocean into a alien kaiju and sometimes we need to summon alien kaiju from other planets to handle them!thats what i did at least
>>42992675if you put a cross in their hand i bet it will smoke up and melt
>>42992640The majority of you voted trump into office not once but twice, i'm over having any empathy for you retards
Today is a good day to hate on timur because he is very upset at himself
I want a mini BBL but I'm afraid it will smell.
>>42992700just do butt exercises to make it perky
>>42992672>>42992700in what world does getting a butt lift cause your anus to smell and reek? unless you're going to a fake plastic surgeon that's not going to happen
>>42992688I agree they do seem somewhat demonicShall I sacrifice a goat later in the evening to make sure they're gonna be okay?
shiza's TBL (turd butt lift)
playing Crimson Desert with shiza and deltoid as we speak
Diversity is our strength.
Dating apps are so fucking shit what the fuck how am I supposed to get a bf like this
we all need to tone down the accelerationist effort tee bee aych!
BBL (big black lick)
>>42992763Post your character so I can rate it sis.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGbgocUZLB8
>>42992784Go to church if you want gay monogamy sis.
Gay death is brutal.
>>42992819Shut up disease ridden gaydead 'sis'
>>42992822I don't care, he's not gay
I will always be the enemy of gay monogamy until the die sis.
>>42992662i don't want to
>>42992822doubt it's the same guy
>until the die sis
>>42992787Do you ever feel embarrassed when you post more than 10 times without anyone even acknowledging you're here?
>>42992822remember when this guy tricked an entire Harry styles audience and no one even questioned if it was really him.. people are so faceblind
>>42992878Until the day I die sis*. Sorry my mind goes faster than the words I type.
>>42992763why always with shiza
>>429928966/10s are too powerful.
>>42992882biboomer/cdc/theapostle - xanthippe/marina/slayer stray
>>42992898>Sorry my fingers go slower than my brain because multiple simultaneously occuring STDs I got from being a retarded polyfag are slowing down my nervous systemnp ftfy
>>42992909you're the dynamic duo of gaygen
>>42992882It used to happen but then I figured it out
impossible lock toothbrush teeny juggle office imagine sloppy snails act
>>42992822guy would look good if he wasn't wearing some sorta harlequin potato sack
>>42992947no he wouldn't
dude new fortnite season is garbo, the fuck wants a dwayne johnson skin?
>>42992923don't really know which one shiza is desu
>>42991543he'd be cuter with a buzzcut
>>42992979the polish tranny with the funny voice who likes saying the n-word
>>42992961not amazing, but decent enough. Just a normal dude. but his overall looks like it was focus-tested to be the most unsightly piece of clothing in existence
racists of a feather...
why do arab guys always show off their car in their photos?
>>42992994>but decent enoughnot really
>>42992997literally no different than blacks or hispanics.
can you tell he's wearing a toupee? i can
>>42993013do you have a toupee-less pic?
If I'm lucky my package will arrive tomorrow, if not I'll have to wait until monday, and that'd make me very sad :(
>>42993013He can be my bald white slave.
>>42992986>>42993013he has weird reptile eyes
shiza is wearing a poupee because she can't reach her hole to wipe and it looks like a brown wig
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrLequ6dUdM
delta... the girl with kaleidoscope eyes
>>42992979LMFAOOOOOAHAHSSHHPFFFT
>>42993047lol finally a decent post
>>42993053must be other delta. no way that girl is so big, tall, muscular, kinda fat, with big hairy chest balls and dick
>>42993013doubt
why is nobody gay anymore? what happened?
>>42992968I'm waiting for nicki minaj to collab with overwatch sis.
i want shiza tushie down my throat
sup bros>>42993088i'm still gay, wdym?
>>42993074ok baldie
>>42993025yes
>>42993053>>42993077?
>>42993102i look like this
>>42993088in the past we didn't have anime and trans technology, so a lot of femboys misidentified as gays
>>42993032rope? in the package i mean... LMAO!!!
>>42993102She won't be getting more collabs anytime soon
>>42993109that's not a toupee, that's ai
>>42993122It's a stand for my drawing tablet :)
>>42993133just balance it on your cock
if my bf goes bald....
The picture that broke /gaygen/.
my bf is bald and it's super hot desu
>>42993145He aged better than most humans.
>>42993142Bald = bottom therefore bottoms should be bald to signal to tops
>>42993145how old is this guy? 18 in left, 48 in right?
I'm starting to get smile lines, it's over
slaves were often shaved bald. They would fit nicely in my shed.
>>42993166This was actually just plausible deniability for when bottoming was punishable by death.
I couldn't sleep last night thinking of a guy I haven't seen in over a decade and that I barely spoke to, so I ended up writing a poem in which I beg for his cum while I submit myself to him to do as he please.
>>42992724>he doesn't knowjust google bbl smell or something, it's a well known side effect at this point
>>42993221oh fuck never knew that, glad everyone around me is all natural
>>42993153prrrrreach sista!
>>42993165Having a taste for gays with an expiration date sounds exhausting
imagine having hair like this
>>4299316124 left and 25 right
>>42993290i'd kill myself
>>42993290jhcbshacsajcnscahnasjcsaasckasmjsachinese characters in response to this
>>42993290now use DLLS 5 on her
>>42993290Would use hair as a handle as i shove my 6 inch monster cock balls deep down his throat
>>42993290trannies would rape and murder for a mane like that
>>42993244my favorite part about the bald discussion being brought up is how you can tell who's really scared about loosing their hair
>>42993290this is what tex could look like if she washed her hair
>6 inch monster cocklol
>>42993343im not afraid or nothing!not even tyranosaurus rex scares me, sis!dont @ me
>>42992171report him to the police for attempted rape
>>42993343She doesn't have any left, it's just her pink piggish forehead and receiding hairline that starts at the middle
>>42993317At this point you might aswell just type your posts on notepad, you'd get the same engagment you do her kek
>>42993361to be fair it can still be a monster cock if it's unnaturally girthy or something
>>42992171film and blackmailmake the straggggot rope!!!!! RAAAAH
>>42993290You know xe brings ditch weed to the party but somehow has pure 80s cocaine once the insane annoying Pink Bitch he brought with him leaves
>>42993394you know it ain't
>>42993386
Its not the size that makes it monstrous iykyk iygiygi aiyd tihfsfylidhtvtdtvty
5 inch prostate smasher
>>42993396>make the straggggot ropeLmao based
>>42993394shiza is short and unnaturally girthy yet it doesn't make her a monster
>>42993389yeah but now it would be for a purpose and not just for funsies
>>42993347tex has so many look alikes
>>42993422fixed the hairline
>>42993444Watch they cloned tyone... It'll make sense.
>>42993444that gotta be ai
>>42993422>>42993446So desperate for replies you have to do it yourself
>>42993466He fills his chamber up with words and takes his pain to town only pleasure he gets out of life is bringing another man down
>>42993444Hahahagaga
>>42993444shave the slave till he's bald
>>42993497fat debbie fell off fr ngl nglreally makes me want to make a video "where is she now after graduation"
stone cold bussy
soft hairy hole
piping hot munt
Most human statement ever: "Lemme pet you, ouch."
>>42993627It's actually "My pussy tastes like Pepsi Cola."
>>42993627It's actually "I'm scared to make a phone call."
sit on face miss squeak
So much for my happy ending..
thoughts on gay men?
>>42993916
>>42993916like em if if they're normal about it
>>42993966i need to start a breeding farm for twinks
>>42993966huge bottom with big bulge
>>42993966why do i know the face? is it porn or reality tv?
>>42993444Both shirtless pics of tex looked ai
and we're clear
Also I love the reframing of conspiracy theory as psy-ops xD ... oh dear I've commented too much >.< flees back to my AuDHD bastion ^^
To this very day, I am still gay
>>42994282when did you first start
>>42994292don't even remember desu
>>42994282That's hot
>>42994300damn, how old are you grandpa?
>>42994333I just have weak memory
I bought a ticket to the worldBut now I've come back againWhy do I find it hard to write the next line?Oh I want the truth to be said
>>42994367and a weak sphincter too probably
>>42994388My sphincter could seriously fuck you up, so be careful
>>42994403you're lucky this is on the internet, i'd have called your bluff irl
>>42994429how?
>>42994434i'd put your sphincter to the test
>>42994451yeah? tell me more
Tfw no BWC in my slutty beaner pussy!
>>42994478i'd stretch it out with my 4 inch moster cock
>>42994500I could have that fizeek but i eat tacos and cheesecake instead
>>42994500wonder if he's gay
>>42994512You are 6-7 yrs too late.
its already too late
Hello
So if they ask yaWhy I'm missinJust tell emI'm fine fishingI read that on a tombstone once.
>>42994500*sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiff*
Gone fishing*Whatever
>>42994563how wrecked are you
How do I nicely tell my bf that he can't get pissy with me regarding chores if I'm the one paying 100% of the rent
>>42994571Pls respond
>>42994652Next time he tells you to sweep the kitchen tell him that you forgot to pay the rent so it's the next family's problem now
>>42994652maybe do your chores bitch?!
>>42994652rape
evens go get food laterodds just eat spinach and balsamic vinaigrettedubs grindr hookup
>>42994652not to be rude but what does he contribute to the relationship?
>>42994712Bussy He does do the dishes frequently The issue isn't the chores, it's him getting pissy with me for not doing them to his satisfaction
>>42994652manufactured outrage.basically, you setup a juicy situation for him to get really pissy, then you theatrically flip out, ie "i pay rent chill the fuck out etc!" and immediately catch yourself in the act and be apologetic and go well bud im sowwwy pls understand. in effect this puts him on defensive cause he thinks its genuine and he will stop the behavior out of good will thinking it was his idea and generousity. tricky eh?
>>42994736congratulations you are dating a woman
>>42994736the bar is really low for bottoms huh
please... I need... daddy dick....
I feel bad for the kitties living in slums.
if you had a portal gun would you use it to eat your own hole?
>>42994742You are satan>>42994652>>42994736What are his complaints?
>>42994856Gross. I would fuck my own hole and suck my own dick though. A cum ouroboros.
>>42994890how is it gross
>>42994856I wouldn't even suck my own dick sis. That's gay.
>>42994856My mouth doesn't go near assholes
>>42994806Ask me who i feel bad for
>>42994856I'd use it to shave my butthole
>>42994906>>42994930it's like y'all don't even like men
>>42994736You should make him sleep out on the lawn for one day. Bottoms do not know their place until you remind them of the consequences.
>>42994949We're not dogs you dickhead
>>42994898See>>42994916
I only post here because bigen is dead and wasn't even given a proper funeral
You must spank bottoms who do not know their place and know who controls the relationship.
>>42994971You are literally niggers sis.
>>42994856It would be impossible to fuck yourself because your pole and hole move in sync :lBut yeah, I'd do all sorts of freaky ah gooning. It would make dildos and vibrators so much more convenient.
>>42995009Tops don't say sis unless they talk like flamey divas like bucko
>>42995012you've thought about this huh
>>42995012You can facefuck yourself at least and cum in your own throat. Without having to remove ribs....fuuck I gotta fap now.
>>42995048>>42995048>>42995048
>>42995030For a second I was worried you would look down to grab your own head and you would see infinite iterations of you face fucking yourself, but then I realized you would actually only see your own stomache and cock which isn't nearly as horrifying but still hot.
