lazytown editionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQp5l4-sfFAQOTT: do you do the cooking by the book?prev >>42984976
>>43001515first for i hate myself
yes. i follow recipes like the gospel. except for heating up frozen shit, i usually do 420 instead of 425 because dude, weed, and bake it for a good deal longer so it’s nice and crunchy
>>43001515when baking you should follow as baking is like a science and if you do it wrong itll fuck upwhen cooking no as thats more artsy
>>43001517no
>>43001588cmonnnnnnnnn please please please pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeee
"haha hiii whats your name">give male name"what are your pronouns">he"blah blah blah THEY blah blahwhat do they not understand
>>43001614i’ll give you head instead but my jaw gets tired so you’re going to have to keep slapping me to keep going
>>43001639it takes several sessions of sucking dick until my jaw readjusts to opening wide enough for my wifes cock
>>43001637they think you look like a fruit
>>43001614i’m sorry nona, but this is not endearing you to me
retardedsheep.com
>>43001515>QOTTno, recipes are for smoothbrains who don't actually know how to cook
>>43001637this feels like it’d be nice rather than immediately knowing i’m a male and assuming i’m not even trying to be anything else
>>43001219gf was busy
My hair today
i have a drinking problem and since i started hrt i cant find anyone but trans women attractive
I bake a lot actually!!!! pumpkin bread is actually so goated so I make it a lot
getting real tired of looking in the mirror and seeing a man. idk why my brain is so retarded it expects a woman and after 27 years of life it still hasnt learned better
imagine having hair
dont loik the cs2 update
>>43001925I'd still consider a cis girl but I relate more to trannies I guess
>>43001515>QOTT: do you do the cooking by the book?no and it usually turns out like shit but i like to imagine i'm actually developing my culinary intuition and learning from every failure (i don't)
>>43001886looks like SHIT, get your life together
>>43002013hasn’t killed me (yet) :v
>>43001786can we start over
my life sucksssssssszssssszssssssszszssssszzssssssssssssssssssszszssssssszzssszszszszzzzzzzzzzzzsssssssszszssssssssszs (cause my bones )
>>43002365i mean, i guess
>>43002493can i please have head
>>43002493can i please have a hug, i'm a sensitive young woman that looks like a man and i'll probably break out into tears at your touch
>>43002567dont bother, bitch is playing hard to wet
>>43002567i don’t see why not, other than the fact we’re god knows how many miles apart
My only trans friend blocked me everywhere and started posting her passing picsIt’s overI deserve to be lynched
seriously how do i develop feelings for afabs it feels so cold and like a chore like i’m just pretending shouldn’t it be easy?i can sorta start to catch feelings if i’m hitting it from the back and pretend they’re a guy but it doesn’t go much further than that
>>43002666evil digits confirm it's over
>>43002766why are you trying to change your sexuality?
>>43002799because it’s the right thing to do and it’s not so much my sexuality as i am physically attracted to them but romantic attraction none of my gfs ever made me feel half as good as a guy did emotionally speaking otherwise i can just pretend and it feels like i’m an actor in someone else’s move saying empty i love yous and things like that
>>43002612yeah... it's just nice to know someone would comfort me
>>43002766>afabsexplain to me how are you going to be interested in someone because how they were assigned at birth and not for what they are currently
>>43002793I’m gonna confirm this kickflip info an incoming train xddd
>>43002922oh my god shut the fuck up
>>43002943what did I do
>>43002902don’t do that
don't freak out but we're beating you to death tomorrow
>>43002922because i don’t like pooners either so i group them in too
>>43002958yay!!!!
Please me next
>>43002902i think you might just be androphilic nona
i'm trying to go out more and do stuff but it's still isolating being just one person doing all this solitary stuff while everyone else is having a party around me. there's a film festival on and i've booked in for as much as i can, and the films are nice and all but it still hurts seeing women around having a good time while i'm just always lurking around in the background as a big sperg moidalso today i found out that a previously-anonymous writer i really like is a woman who's gay married this shit keeps happening fmstl
non kratek cigarettes taste like shite
>>43002989i don't like pooners because i don't like men but u do you though
Trips and I kms
>>43001515Stephanie may not be defiled!!! This was so confusing when watching Lazytown with my toddler daughter: Stephanie so cute (pedo), Spartacus so… cute? (gay). Years later, I still haven’t figured it out (shriek).
I hate men, this isn't a bit. I genuinely, honest to god hate men and knowing that everything in life is about them makes me suicidal. why can I just be with my girlfriend in peace? because a few men decided that I can't. few men decided that I can't be happy and have to endlessly work to generate them profitsI fucking hate men. every time I see a movie that has a prominent male cast I don't feel like watching, every time I see a book with a male protagonist I don't feel like watching, music? fuck men stop singing about them
i hate this site i dont know what general to post in i dont belong in passgen and mtfgen was really weird didnt reply to me and moves so slow.im on 4 months hrt now and i have hardly noteworthy physical changes but mentally i feel like a different person and its fucking me up because this different person thinks im really ugly. i can hardly stand to look at myself anymore and flaws keep me up at night. ive never dealt with this before hrt.
>4 monthsokay the bait has to stop at some point
>>43003483>im on 4 months hrt nowyou're not welcome here either
>>43003492i dont know what youre talking about i hate how fucking vague this website is too>>43003497where can i post its not funny
>>43003502>where can i post its not funnygo outside for 2 years and if you're still a man and your life still sucks you can come back here.
I’m a bitter Giga hon
>>43003502>i hate how fucking vague this website is toomaybe lurk until you know what's going on or maybe you're too stupid for that
4 months is twice the gens average atp
forlorn
>I wish I was with youthis is a romantic declaration, right? not a friendship one
>>43003887Oh my god why aren't you dating already
uhhh yullo?
>>43003950wdym
>>43003999someone is telling you they want to be with you but you're not dating?
>>43003999be serious
how much more serious can it get it was even numbies
>>43004226hello medium butt
is it weird for a moder to have a rape kink
>>43003502post anywhere u want and ignore the rude peeps
gay people are sociopaths
im an agamp mef sissy
im a noble agamp warrior
they call me yung ryo asuka
>>43003828i should be one of the fakest moders here but apparently 17 months of hrt is a lot for you people
ive been on hormones for a decade
ok i might women just a little bit
>>43005052no stay in gens that make sense
we used to be a country
>>43005689Ever try honmodding,
>>43003082>seeing women around having a good time while i'm just always lurking around in the background as a big sperg moidlmaoooo, so much thisit’s even hard to believe that we're from the same specie desu
who's gonna save my soul now
>>43006416mee!!! YAAAY!!!
hand it over, that thing, your moder soul
>>43004014maybe she meant physhically and not "be with you" as a couple >>43004024what
>>43006720are you stupiddon't answer that
passoids make me feel insane on account of that shouldve been me
>>43006755envy is so dirty, im thankful i almost never feel it
>>43006764youre lucky i feel envious almost all the time but at least i get the feel sad but empathize and get happy for the person envy instead of the i need to cut myself nails on chalkboard chimp out envy
being envious really is an insane burden you know you're ugly and disguting for it and yet can’t help yourself and feel even worse cuz of it
>>43006814>you're ugly and disguting for itis it really that bad to feel a normal emotion? it’s not a moral transgression to be jealous of others
maybe i am a petty little goblin freak so wrapped up in trash and TRASH and TRASH so i cant see the destruction of my own soul
>>43006831from time to time i imagine its fine but when you seethe of envy every moment of your life its different
>>43006846why
nt are u here can you give me 1k
>>43006864because it’s not just a normal human emotion anymore, it becomes what you are, a seething loser
why are you calling me a seething loser
what a retard on top of it
>>43006876that’s true but if youre ugly youre ugly
dont let them get to you ***e
>>43006915there are ugly happy people, ugly people that aren’t envious, ugly people that are social and end up with more partners and friends than mid, depressed, envious peep
>>43006933gay af :/
>>43006933yeah that's gay
should i be dysphoric over this
if you're unironically looking at stuff like this you're beyond help
like fr
>>43007155knowing youre measurements so you can tell apart bdd and dysphoria is healthy
mocking me anywho
>>43007172no it isn't
i'm yearning too hard HELP
unsee cc/album#rPCKfx0V8lVf
im not opening that cause im going to get mogged
did you recover from that throwing up arc you had
yes but i still didnt recover to my old weight before
10 mcdoubles 4 u
yaymcdoubles for the mcdoublers
fountain of youth exists and it's called estrogen
then why it didnt work on me
>>43007641not enough fruit
>>43007654i eat bananas :c
i eat ass
that's fruity but not a fruit
>>43007813fruity
>>43007813me too but im scared of hepatite
gm moders happy weekend
>>43007228hahaha
>>43007910Hello indeterminate size butt
stop talking about my butt!!
>>43008142thats elfis butt right?
post it again I didn't see
post it in bunnysuit
>>43008223>>43008235this pls
who's butt are we wanting to see?
i dont know
me neither but i'm ready
my butt is flat and small and my shoulders are rather large
same but i still post myself in cowkinis
butts huh?yeah cant say i hate em
brap
a lot of people have what i can only describe as a "noble savage" view of hussies
just did my first ever hormone blood test, cheer for me
im sure you will pass with flying colors nona
>>43008533not me though i think they deserve to suffer
lol i used to be a manmoderturns out i prefer being a chaser than a jeep
>>43008537congratulations on doing the very basic, next you're going to start drinking water frequently who knows
>>43008576i figured i’d start inhaling oxygen and exhaling carbon dioxide before i moved onto something as complex as drinking water
>>43008537well done anon gj we're proud of you for taking care of yourself
now shoot up some fent
lia is your wifes butt fuckable?
is it true that gen z cant cook?why are they so stupid?
>>43008666>devil numbiesheh yes definitely
moder? but i hardly know her
>>43008626thanks lia. i figured it’s been too long relying on guesses
>>43008811gen z cant gock
>>43008857
>>43008811i cook good i look retarded as is tradition. i wish i were the eunuch chief royal cook in a joseon king’s court
she's ignoring me and i want to kill myself :(
is it weird to look like a man with boobs and also scared or lost all the time. im also a little tubby like a koala or other cuddly mannish bear
should i lose weight? yes? why bother when i will look so male
>>43008945would you date a moder that has a father?
is it weird to look like a man with no boobs and also jaded all the time. im also a little normal like a horse or other totally normal animal
i am the true moder
im feeling really suicidal maybe this is the time i actually do it
my parents want me to kms
it's good practice to use separate customer defined kms keys for encryption nona
t(m)fw writing custom treesitter queries to extend aerial.nvim for sql
nerdhawk tuah
i have syringe full of bleach and i can find access to my brachial artery pretty easily
have you considered going to mcdonalds instead?
true this is really really nerdy>>43009254i could go for a jimmy johns sammich rn
>>43008833is she tight
>>43009254i don't have money>>43009322that's sexual harassment and very misogynistic
should I inject bleach
>>43009393no silly
bleach is mid
is bleaching your assholes considered good manners as a moder
why bleach it? whats wrong with it beeing pink?
mine is not pink
>>43009399no im gonna do it she's tired of me and i don't really have other reasons to live
>>43009109sure. that way the relationship has 1 dad instead of 0
>>43009549there are like a zillion fp's your requirements arent that high, find another one
can i be someone’s fp?
what if you met a nonbinary person who told you their pronouns were þey / þem ?
>>43009643>just find a new girlfriend
>>43009665Only if you tell me what it means
>>43009760finding a gf is easy i managed it without even trying
>>43009769favorite person, but i think it’s specific to bpd people, not just any random person’s favorite person
>>43009760first step is letting go of this other person!
>>43009800kill yourself now im sure you get off to making people here miserable
>>43009786i tried for like 2 years and did not find anyone, and i gave up a year and a half ago and still haven’t
>>43009819you gotta try harder at trying less
>>43009811i think you know that isn't true frennot trying to bully you, only offering a more stable perspectivebrain bleach injection is forbidden
>>43009822my bad
>>43009839psychopath
kek
>>43009127Send link so I can give myself another dysphoric episode
>>43009948pictriev
my skin burning i thinki missed the access
>>43009984>cis friend with a big beard gets 58% feminine >every lookalike is a cis man>i get 21% feminine >half and half men to women in my lookalikes
>>43010062mogs me
I hate this now i have to go to a hospital
>>43010076it’s okay, the second picture i checked was 98% masculine and gave me actual double digit lookalikes like 26% justin bieber
I think this thing is broken
and the third gave me 60% feminine. i’m beginning to think perhaps this tool is useless. i’ll just take the compliment
can i fuck your ass
i want lia to fuck my butt
>>43010295why should i let you?
or else i press the button and the whole moder care center goes kaboom
press it please
dreamed about shoving screws into the face and eyes of a voodoo doll of my dad award
press me
>>43010574 i have this dream that i am hitting my dad with a baseball bat and he is screaming and crying for help, and maybe halfway through it has more to do with me killing him then it ever did protecting myself
wait what
what’s there to question?
>>43010387i have too much stress
i wish i were a cute twinkhon
guckling your gock
my partner gets wet when i hurt her
that's called bleeding
>>43011058you can just jerk off for that
>>43011355my partner’s ear gets wet when i punch her in the earring
new jenny nicholson video!!!
>>43011522doesn’t hit the same vro…
>>43011563thank u anon im watch now!!!
if you could press a button to give a moder an ed would you press it?
>>43011697no
>>43011764why?
>>43011865I don't want to
>>43011565doesn’t mean you get to fuck me
>>43011885call me a fat pig slut and tell me to purge
>>43011902nostart having psyllium husk powder every morning and you'll want to eat less
>>43011887never meant you specifically as i am not one of your lil friends
>>43011932but you’ve been talking to me specifically this whole time
does anyone want to lane with me in deadlock i only play rem and i sound like a gay man
does anyone want to play me in pokemon showdown?
>>43011990i humored you since you chose to reply any one will do really(please be white)
>>43012008>>43012028I would play a game with you but I don't play those I only play stuff like skribl
>>43012008sure give me an invite
i only play good games such as shove it up your own ass, gaylo and tears of war
i am going to shove something up your ass yes
>>43012030i am white but i dont like the fact you requested that
Seeing men love / lust over women in fiction makes me depressed, anxious, and angry. Knowing the (retarded but pretty) women in my class are reading this same book and relating to it as a member of the group being adored doubles this displeasure.
All right, you're moving it right now, pushin' the hour hand back and forth on the clock, back and forth, back and forth, makin' time change. But let me tell you something, don't try it at home with your dad's carriage clock. Only under time travel supervision, all right?
it's really disgusting.
what species is the most bpd of the tgirl animals
>>43012836the worm
>>43012836muntjac
i wish i were LEVAR BURTONNNN
good news everyone i hear they're releasing the plague from y the last man that kills every being with a y chromosome tomorrow yaaaay
wowie based
tugging on it pathetic like
ITS REALLY DIGUSTING SOMEBODY HOEP ME
my feelings are so intense now :(thry used to be manageable but now that pushing 4 years on it feel either extremely awful or im beaming over nothingshould I detrans
passports and visas are fascist asf
having to get "consent" for sex is fascism
>>43012836mine
i was gonna make a joke and then i realized i’d get accused of mocking mastectomymoder when i really want to mock board culture as a whole. also it wouldn’t have been a complete joke because this board has given me bad enough brainworms that i do believe these objectively ridiculous things on some level
did any of your moders ever pick a troon name or use it at all?
i don’t own any moders i don’t have the right.
i make FOOD thag i EAT nad it Makes me SAD because im ugly fat and a FAG that’s right uh huh yea yeah uh huh that’s right
>>43014734i picked one. i have told my friends that know i’m trans that it isn’t chosen name and they haven’t used it. i introduced myself with it once to a random stranger outside of a bar because who tf cares if this person i’ll literally never see again hates me for being a gross tranny, plus it was just really strange to have someone asking my name for no reason
>>43014734Yeah. Im out to my family and friends but i still mode becouse being a hon is humiliating
none of you are true hons
people say this while we’re in manmode but if i actually girlmoded i’d for sure be called a massive hon and an opticsnuke
i would be a cis man crossdressing
>>43014850Iv girl moded before and was just met with condescending looks of pity
mmg is an occult ritual that allows the living to speak with the damned in hell
>>43014850every person that posts a selfie here looks like a hon what are you talking about
>>43014970tell that to everyone who replies to selfies with “mogs me”, “fakemoder”, “fuck off, woman”, etc.
i live in an uncanny purgatory where a good 70 percent of strangers think i'm at least some manner of faggot or tranny but desist as soon as i hear my voice so sometimes i give them the tranny name if i know i will never meet them again
>>43015007i don’t think anyone thinks i’m even vaguely faggy, i guess my manmode is too good
>>43015012idk hrt gives you gayface they probably just don't say anything
i’m only 4 days on hrt, it hasn’t gayed my face yet
hardly even a mode to your man
This is so stupid
yeah...
im gay
u wanna make out
only after i detransition and somehow look normal again even though i looked like a deranged repper before lookjng like a deranged hon so i will never look normal it’s totally over also because im strange now
>>43015327yeah
>>43001515Hey guys I love being sexually I get really horny just thinking about a hot guy with a big dick
what if blew you so long you died
i think im lk getting fat :(
Thgewggyrm
dogging me
frogging me
Is there a way to delete my guy persona?
holes in the chest of my t-shirt
hole in my head
can you give me a matching one?
pizza's here
was my friend complimenting my hair and saying i was made for the “lob” being sincere or does she think i’m a gross honbeast she’s pitycomplimenting?
>>43016062>the “lob”u wot m8
Is it weird that I find dicks disgusting?
>>43016118long bob
>>43016282they are kind of like mushrooms so it's okay to hate them
>>43001515im sorry for being brownim sorry for making shitty artim sorry for being mentally ill im sorry for cutting and posting my scars constantlyim sorry for being annoyingim sorry for being a niggerim sorry for being a spicim sorry.
>>43016332wait you make shitty art?
im sowwy for wearing cowkinis while having aa cups
Im sorry for being so tall and handsome and having such a big penis that ill butcher one day
but the balls look like cherries which i like
i like aa cups
i think i do too but i dont like having them
Does anybody remember this game?
oh yeah that's machinarium.jpg i love that game
im more of a .png fan
>>43016332makes 2 of us
>see my friends has been listening to the celeste soundtrack >see he’s been playing celeste itself>he’s always had long hairit’s gonna happen, right?
why are you asking me
because i value your opinion
ask him if he's trans and when he says no keep telling him he's trans
im fat
i didnt brush my teeth
im not fat and i did brush my teeth so yeah take that
i should just be a weird mid gay guy with odd politics so i can get hot men
u wouldn't cut it sorry
i would hit the gym and bonesmash a little and get dick all the time. youre a hater youre mocking me whatever
id never mock you i love you. i thinktell me it's not true
i would mock you but in a loving way
Over a year on HRT and I look indistinguishable from a cis man apart from the gyno, the reppers were right.
im almost 4 yeas on hrt and i dont have anything that could be classified as at least a gyno
>castrate my dog>my mom starts slipping "she" more often when referring to the doghuh?
exact same thing happened when i castrated my moder
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