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>>43005521
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homosexual bf
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need daddy bf to pee on me
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>>43007920
i should be a muscular homosexual but im skinny fat and i have flared ribs so i gave up
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Is it OK if I puke? I need to puke
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>>43007944
Delete this
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>>43007944
wya
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>>43007954
Chomp down tums and power through it
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>>43007964
Not smart
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>>43007728
I cant stop im shizaddicted after she used her sissy hypno tranny powers on me
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>>43007972
Well then I'm in big trouble
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>>43007920
perfect dom top
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>>43007956
pee on me first

>>43007960
the bathroom
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Dihh
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im pre-shitting so my asspussy is extra filthy for you babe
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>>43007998
drink daddys pee
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>>43007976
im not a sissy hypnotist im an arcane mage
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>>43007953
i heard flared ribs can be reduced by exercising/posture. is it really that bad?
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>>43007996
you like 5/10s?
i dont understand, but happy for you i guess
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>>43008021
arcane mages are the sissy hypnotists of fantasy archetypes
also wyt of grim dawn, it looks like your kind of slop
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>>43008023
you are 5/10
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I'm gonna puke on Delta's legos
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>>43008023
yes i do thanks u 2
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i think palm beach pete is to jeffrey epstein as zeno is to whesker.
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>>43008041
try to not shove it up your pussy on your way
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>>43008041
Leave deltoid alone you smelly poon >:(
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>>43008034
prefer tq if anything
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>>43008059
It's not on purpose I'm not a animal
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>>43008064
ok unc
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She just needs a target every day because she's no longer sure in her masculinity and thinks making out of other will fix her gender issues. Gross russian bazaar woman with overgrown nasty vagina.
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>>43008077
Wgatever
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Shiza is the Nene Leaks of gaygen
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I'm a very clean person man.
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"In the time of your life, live—so that in that good time there shall be no ugliness or death for yourself or for any life your life touches. Seek goodness everywhere, and when it is found, bring it out of its hiding place and let it be free and unashamed.

Place in matter and in flesh the least of the values, for these are the things that hold death and must pass away. Discover in all things that which shines and is beyond corruption. Encourage virtue in whatever heart it may have been driven into secrecy and sorrow by the shame and terror of the world. Ignore the obvious, for it is unworthy of the clear eye and the kindly heart.

Be the inferior of no man, or of any men be superior. Remember that every man is a variation of yourself. No man's guilt is not yours, nor is any man's innocence a thing apart. Despise evil and ungodliness, but not men of ungodliness or evil. These, understand. Have no shame in being kindly and gentle but if the time comes in the time of your life to kill, kill and have no regret.

In the time of your life, live—so that in that wondrous time you shall not add to the misery and sorrow of the world, but shall smile to the infinite delight and mystery of it."

- William Saroyan
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>>43008103
Wooo, chile... the ghetto!
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why they wearing jockstraps
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>>43008113
Do you have a nice clean aнyc?
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>>43008120
they want your little-to-average elven cock in their sweaty zugzugussies
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>>43008133
its always sex with you
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>>43008116
That's a lot of words.
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All I want for my birthday is gaygen to be nice to me.
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Not a day goes by that beaners don’t give me another reason to hate them. Take right now, I’m trying to relax on my lunch break and some frijolero viejo is blasting his TikTok vids. The sickest part is that if I went up to him and told him his people are a cancer on this country and that I long to see the day of mass deportations and extermination camps, *I* would be the one to lose my job. What an abortion of justice.
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>>43008153
You look sexy af in your uniform.
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>>43008113
Do you really have vagina? Show me
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>>43008153
I like your cute furry butt
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>>43008143
i wish i was that ugly or pretty green orc showing you my backside
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>>43008037
i'm at least a 7
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>>43008156
I thought you're a beaner, you have brown skin
>>43008164
>>43008177
Thank you. It's not my birthday jsyk though
>>43008168
No I don't have
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>>43008195
calm down bitch...
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>>43008144
Just don't be an asshole. That's basically what it says.
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>>43008156
Ok fatty
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>>43008213
It doesn't matter what day it is, it's always a good day to fuck your tight little ass
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>>43008208
So a 2 then
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You guys should be nicer to vagina havers. Some of the best people have vaginas. You don't know who you're talking to.
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>>43008258
Just show me. I like vaginas
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>>43008213
>>43008237
*yawn* Do try harder, ladies.
>>43008270
Well, at least he owns his mental illness.
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>>43008241
no, i am basically in the 30th percentile of attractive males that means 70% of men are beneath me and it should be obvious
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>>43008274
I'm not trolling, if you are not Mexican but look Mexican what you are?
>>43008238
No means no
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>>43008274
you look like this and act like this
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>>43008287
post pole
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>>43008303
Sorry I don’t speak monkey/Ukranian.
>>43008287
That’s not how the scale works.
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Soup with crusty bread for brekkie
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>>43008274
You look ok, hot even if you're a big penised top.
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>>43008317
>That’s not how the scale works.
it is now
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>>43008226
calm me down pretty sin'dorai boi zugzug
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>>43008320
why we lying rn
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>>43008208
that's why i don't like you. too posh.
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Would you a manlet ?
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>>43008333
i would reroll to spite you but theres prolly nothing in wow u wouldnt fuck u sick fuck
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>>43008366
I am a manlet.
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>>43008370
>nothing in wow u wouldnt fuck u sick fuck
lalafells hopefully
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>>43008375
Answer the question bitch
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>>43008366
Yes, I love shorter guys.
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>>43008375
are you cute and pale and like cock in your boy pussy? tell me
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>>43008366
Not that short but yea
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>>43008380
You'd love shiza, she's petite
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>>43008377
different game but i think i would be more permissible of someone finding lala males attractive than these fucks
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>>43008391
You got any pics?
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>>43008394
hmm they are both sus honestly
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I want to take a pic of my pole but then I remember it's attached to a fat fuck
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>>43008389
Post ginger BUSH
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Straight guys love doing gay stuff together but not with gay guys. It's a private straight club of gay pleasures not to be shared with gays.
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>>43008409
Take a pic of your pole.
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>>43008391
i'm not petite im Matilde Petit, a Breton noble involved in the quest Whodunit? as part of the Dark Brotherhood questline

>>43008401
no he dont drop it
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>>43008409
Nothing is sexier than confidence.
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>>43008389
you ARE the manlet
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>>43008401
this is shiza
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lol undead jokes
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>>43008413
That's why it's good to be a squeaker
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>>43008409
So? Doesn’t stop me.
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>>43008471
*catches you and puts you in a cage*
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>>43008452
Wow gold triggers a pavlovian response in me.
Yes I will go place and hit button. Gib gold.
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*pukes in your mouth mid-kuss*
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>>43008488
its not that valuable on this server since ur doing everything alone, only real goldsink is these gamba boxes the dev added with mounts that were never revealed and other stuff
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>>43008496
Are there any mega churches in poland?
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>>43008497
M E A T
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>>43008504
well the catholic church is kinda big i suppose
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>>43008504
Well there would have to be in case Shiza wants to attend :D
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>>43008471
*STOMP*
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>>43008523
>>43008529
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Can't find my stubid chud hair brush anywhere so pissed rn
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>>43008516
Sad innit? So many Poles going to Hell because they buy into the nonsense of a pervert in Rome.
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*pukes on your head, getting chunky sauv blanc vomit in your hair and leaving a revolting acidic smell that will linger for days even after several washes*
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>>43008539
wypierdalaj
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>>43008523
you bitch LMFAOOOOO
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nerds were a mistake
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Didn't shiza have a train run on her in a trap house crackden by drug dealers to the point of brain damage?
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odds do cardio
evens jerk off
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>>43008548
Let’s fuck babe.
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I'm not Ukrainian wtf
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>>43007920
horrible art
no wonder he needs to almost show his dingaling
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>>43008575
You could never afford her working class mutt
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>>43008571
drugs are banned in Poland. it was a KFC and she enjoyed every minute of it
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>>43008573
cardio jerk off
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tops really dont mind if the bottom moans like a bitch?
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#TACO
lol
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taco flavored kisses honey
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They'll ask me at the pearly gates "what stopped you from living your life?" And I'll reply "sheer cowardice."
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shiza's so fat she goes to hop on the treadmill and the shit stops. her weight causes the belt to scrape the floor and get stuck.
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Jesus died a virgin.
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Sex with the young can be fun if you're in the mood. If you're feeling impatient or you feel like you want someone else to take charge, do not have sex with someone inexperienced. But it can be really arousing. One of the best experiences I ever had was with a teenage boy. I think he was a virgin. He hardly had any pubic hair. He was Puerto Rican. He was uncir-cumcised. He lived in my building and he used to come over to my apartment all the time and just watch me put on my makeup and get ready to go out. He hung around me all the time. He never went to school, so I started giving him reading assignments. I'd have him read out loud. Like Henry Miller's The Tropic of Cancer or something really arousing. Whenever he got ready to leave he'd kiss me goodbye, but the kisses started getting more and more daring on his part and I just went with it. Then one day his par-ents kicked him out of his apartment and he wanted to know if he could spend the night at my house. I told him he could but I only had one bed. So we both got in it and I couldn't sleep, so I had sex with him and it was really awesome because he was so young and so in wonderment of it all. He was fearless. He would do anything. He wasn't very big. He was just a baby. See, I'm not a size queen. But it was excellent. He went down on me and I think I had an orgasm in two sec-onds. I was so turned on; it was probably the most erotic sex I ever had. But he gave me crabs. That's what you get. So you win some and you lose some.
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>>43008697
So you're trans and fuck kids that don't have pubic hair yet. Lol this is stereotype Saturday.
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*pukes semi digested taco in your mouth like a mama bird*
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>>43008697
OK Madonna
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i just love how middle easterns spent fuck loads of money to buy him off. what does the fucker do? takes their money and bombs the fuck out of them anyway. lol. first time getting raped?
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>>43008697
>Uncir-cumsized
>Par-ents
>Sec-onds
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Shi-za
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Who
Bastank
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shiza, i love you, i'm sorry
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>>43008717
Iran gives him money?
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Kenjaku Deltoid
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>>43008758
trumpcoin was the slush fund to funnel their money through.
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what should i do if im overwhelmed by work
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>>43008779
bounce on my cock while i bite your neck
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>>43008697
it's funny how only women can get away with such things unless their a teacher
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>>43008789
That's a man
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>>43008423
I'm 6ft

>>43008759
qué?
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>>43008779
your energy comes across as stagnant and resistannt to change, why are you fearful of meeting guys to help relieve your stress? you don't seem ready to embrace new beginnings so you're stuck in these feelings of being overwhelmed
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Damn this soup is so good and tasty and ethereal.
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>look into mmo I used to play when I was a little kid
>find out there's been a revival project
>get it working
>play a wood elf summoner
>mfw
lol maybe I was gay even back then
also the high elves are peak bishounen
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I think both my mom and my sister has bpd
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Anyone got any bathhouse experiences to share?
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>>43008848
Which cities have bathhouses? I thought they were a thing of the past that you only read about.
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>>43008782
We need more vampire posters.
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TWO PEENERS
JUST MEETING
BARELY TOUCHING EACH OTHER
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>>43008779
let me bounce on your cock while you bite my neck
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>>43008826
they don't. you do. if everyone else is the asshole, you're the asshole. it someone else makes you feel like or look like an asshole, it's because you're being an asshole. simple as.
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>>43008779
rope your neck to death tranny
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>>43008874
love it when men bite my neck when they're fucking me desu, it just feels so raw. it's especially great if they're sadistic and make it hurt and I can hear and feel his satisfaction when it makes me cry out in pain
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>>43008848
Fattys and niggers not welcome
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>>43008887
bpd isn't shorthand for asshole though, plenty of ppl with current or managed BPD are wonderful and kind people
t. reformed BPD haver
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y33hGaEgW7U
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what causes guys to become bottoms
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>>43008848
Fattys are welcome if they have big cocks
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don't get it twisted. we like black people. there's a difference between a stinkmeaner and a granddad
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>>43008906
>reformed BPD haver
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>>43008887
you sound insecure
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>>43008910
before they are born satan claims his own by putting a finger in their butthole and the ones thus marked become bottoms or sunni
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>>43008919
what do you mean
I did DBT therapy, and my BPD is in remission
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Dudes with developed shoulders, traps, and arms, but everything below their pecs is just gunt
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sure jan...
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>>43008906
>reformed
then you didn't have it lol. the reason mental health has become such a joke is becauss you guys don't get it. bpd is a result of a chemical inbalance in the brain. mental illnesses can not be rationalized away through therapy. they're mental illnesses because these people's brains are fundamentally broken beyond repair and we give their brake a name based upon behavioral pattern recognition.

you might've been a bit cunty, but cunts are the same as bpd.

you're not supposed to talk about mental illness because laymen are retarded. they think monkey see monkey do. were girls really more depressed an anxious from comparing themselves to illusions depicted by social media or was it because their brains were broke or was it because social media told them they have it.

tons of adhd misinformation is spread on social media. covid should've been proof positive that people are trolls online and retards eat their bait.
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>>43008930
Dick ball torture cured your big pussy disorder?
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salvatore bonpensiero disorder
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>>43008893
while i rape her
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>>43008954
most children can be coaxed by candy. whether it's skittles or prozac is irrelevent.
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>>43008910
my penis is tiny and won't ever satisfy a man, i hate when people touch and i'm very conscious about it. i also hate unnecessary affection and don't want men that i fuck with do more than they want, which is dump their load and move on. i would have been normal and top if i was born with a big dick but life is full of jokes at my expense. i don't feel like a man sometimes.
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i'll give you one more. adult candy is called money.
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>the doctors tell me my lifelong personality disorder is in remission
you're paying quacks that's all
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>>43008949
no, I still experience the same things, I just have the skills to manage the BPD feelings and urges which I didn't have before. it's possible to manage your BPD. just because something is neurological doesn't mean it's fixed, the brain has a lot of neuroplasticity. some things, like schizophrenia or depression, can't be easily affected, but the behaviors of BPD respond positively to DBT bc it was created specifically for BPD sufferers by someone with BPD
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personality disorders aren’t even real it’s sluggish schizophrenia for r1bitches
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>>43008949
Bpd can be treated but few people are able to give the support needed. And these are people who routinely destroy their support sources. You should have compassion for the mentally ill, not contempt.
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>>43008976
i think you would be much happier if you were not raped with BPD than raped and managing BPD
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>>43008976
so you can /fix/ chrischan through cognitive behavioral health therapy? clearly, you must be anne sullivan.
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i have a personality disorder
it's real
ocall it will f arell
she plays with my pussy sometimes
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If I never get a diagnosis for anything
I'm extremely healthy
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People only fall ill when they get diagnosed
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you can be healthy and still be an asshole. that's not autism, that's you being a peace of shit. not even religion could resolve the ego centricity of humanity.
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Yes bro on paper I'm the healthiest 24 year old you'll ever meet
(I just haven't been to a doctor in more than five years)
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>>43009007
so how do people get diagnosed if they don’t feel ill until they get diagnosed
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some data

>>43008993
did I say CBT? and Chris Chan has many many more issues than a simple personality disorder
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>>43009017
Just don't get diagnosed
you're never ill
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i mean, the only reason i didn't put lich's head through the desk was because he was a necessary piece.
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Psychiatry is a jacket of the jews
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>>43009021
does chris-chan have gender dysphoria? or rogd?
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>>43008993
chrischan has autism not bpd dbt was developed by a psych with bpd and it does work for most people to the extent that they become able to stop showing their crazy to other people
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I can cure shiza with my big penis dick
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>>43009012
You can help people not be assholes by politely not being impressed by it. Won't immediately change them but every little bit adds up.
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>>43009033
cure what
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>>43009033
she look really healthy, cure me instead
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>>43009024
It wouldnt matter anyway if you dont have his phylactery
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>>43009030
idk, I would recommend cranial lead therapy for him administered at all least 1k feet per second, twice daily until symptoms cease
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>>43009033
she probably has a humongous ass and then winces and cries when her boyfriend tries to insert his little 3 inch pecker inside of it. What a loser.
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>>43009042
uuh uhm uh your need for my 5 inch monster cock ofc ^.~
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>>43009045
:]
but i did. that's why his gate could not hold me back.
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paige would sex her dad but she would never ever sex her mom like that fucking demon christian weston chandler !!!
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Thankfully I'm too much of a raging narcissist to commit suicide.
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i just think vagina's are gross. you know they hide little people in there?
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>>43008804
>I'm 6ft
exactly
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i think the defining characteristic of bpd should be suicide attempts someone who makes it to ~25 without trying once probably doesn’t have it
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>>43009048
Egatever
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>>43009062
meds
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>>43009062
*Christine you fucking BIGOT that was a proud and beautiful waman who raped her elderly mother with her penis!!!!
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>>43009083
Meat for the red swan. Omnomnonomnomnon
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he's a 10 but he's sonichu
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>>43009084
do you reahlize? do you reahlize sumthin?
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i just think the problem was women wearing mental illness as a badge of honor instead lf the scarlett letter that it is. when you take away the social stigma and shame surrounding mental illness it starts showing up everywhere.
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Is it normal if I shrug and feel anxious when I think I might be a trans woman?
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>>43009153
if thought of being trans makes you anxious, you don't have it.
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>>43009153
I also feel that way when I imagine being a mythological creature
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>>43009131
you're projecting your own lust for your father onto someone else
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shiza's dad is hot, i'd choose him as a bf. gotta be friendly to shiza to make this reverse craddle robbery real...
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winds
waves
woods or worlds?
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>>43009224
Wigs
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>>43009206
>reverse craddle robbery
grave robbery
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bf was acting up so I had to dick him down now he’s passed out baka young otters
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>>43009193
pai goon jin plsss you already admitted it several times
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>>43009131
They couldd condemn our BOARD and we'd have to move out of it!?
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>>43009224
you forgot willows
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>>43009224
windows xp
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>>43009264
kek
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>>43009153
it's all social contagion. if the internet didn't exist, trans ppl would go back to being a tiny 0.001% of lgbt and the world would heal.
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masculinity is dying in videogames and it's thanks to people like shiza
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clean up after the stray cats you keep hostage at redwoods apartments in modesto

your neighbors are complaining on yelp
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>>43009296
>if you censor something it becomes less popular
Woah
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>How many dicks has gaygen sucked?

Only 3 here, curious what the record is
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Rules for thee, but not for me
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>>43009224
https://youtu.be/GDmMkZ2VYHk?si=IU-49MBHRPZCS8xk
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>>43009224
gonna need to see the legendaries
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>>43007920
Plappable
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You guys wanna join my bible study group?
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Fear not the gay that's sucked a 1000 cocks, but the gay that's sucked the same cock a 1000 times
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>>43009373
Maybe. Which version do you use?
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>>43009345
I've never kept count. More than 10 for sure
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im sick of straggot men saying gays are creepy when they do worse to women
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DL ppl are actually funny as hell cause like…. Who do you think you are? What importance do you think you have for someone to wanna “out” you? Then it’s a double whammy cause half the yall not even cute!
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Good morning <3
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>>43009385
Hell yeah anon. Any particularly memorable ones?
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>>43009258
no
I do not want to have sex with my father
I never have wanted that
I never will
I enjoy sex with other people's dads, not mine

>>43009404
so true, it's like they think we're in the 1920s lol
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Honest rating?
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>>43009420

Very cute, 8.5/10

Who is he?
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the goy who cried wolf
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I remember touching my father before. Sometimes I'm addicted when he's over, I will put him in uncomfortable situations.
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>>43009412
You mention your dad's dick like every day tho whats up with that
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>>43009420
6/10 sis
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>>43009317
>rabble frazzle wabble dazzle *gobbles another handful of pills* wiizzuul tizzul bizzle kibble!
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>>43009410
Sup Marina!
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>>43009420
am i crazy or does he look kazakh
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some of us are waiting for our dad to die so we can inherit his house and build our own twink dungeon
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>>43009345
two, and they sucked mine too both time
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>>43009496
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>>43009504

Think I’d prefer him when he’s been out of training for a few years and puts on 15-20 lbs of padding
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>>43009317
?
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>>43009512
Hey a romantic type!
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Coworker crush didn't come to breakfast but still nice to spend time with friends. Got all sticky with no one to rub all over :(

Novelty meat store was awesome. Walked away with alligator sirloin, frog legs, rabbit and python sausage, ground kangaroo, wild boar ribs, red deer steaks, elk medallions, bison ribeye, kangaroo medallions, alligator andouille, and a big bag of beef marrow bones. Idk how I'm gonna cook any of this yet but prob just salt and pepper to let the weird meats shine
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>>43009532
Гpимa Чepвeycт!
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drawing is hard

>>43009438
intrusive thoughts and needing to vent them plus shitposting
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>>43009539
i gotta python sausage for you iykwim
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>>43009539
Well there's Easter coming up. And you can make an Easter party and try to invite him again. Maybe he got shy cause he didn't know what gift to get you or say to you.
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>>43009566
?
use your words cyka
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>>43009317
Mogs me
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>>43009582
post yourself cutie
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>>43009345
I dont wanna say I'll sound like a whore
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>>43009577
letting u speak is far more eventful than the meritless "no u" barrage you unleash when i point it out
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>>43009585
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>>43009592
I literally said the opposite of what you're implying
I don't want sex with my dad, ever.
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>>43009345
0 sis. I'm a top(fem).
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>>43009539
That must've cost a fortune! Sounds like quite an adventure. I'm sure you're freezing all that and taking a bit at a time. I would take the time to learn a recipe that appeals to you for each.
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>>43009571
Yep I host an easter brunch every year and I'm planning to invite him to that. Still have no idea if he's gay. He's not on Facebook or insta so I can't even cyberstalk him. I have his phone number now so maybe there's an opportunity there idk
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>>43009601
I don't want hot steamy creamy sex with barely legal twinks either it's just a joke!
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europa the last shower
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women are curvy
shiza is a kurwa
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>>43009609
$200 all in for the meats. Maybe another 40 on maple products and a yard sale. My dad sent me 100 for my bday so only $140 for the day which is well worth it.

Idk if recipes are the move. I'll certainly look up how to cook each piece correctly but I want to taste the unique flavor not like osso bucco or stew which would swallow up any individual ingredient
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>>43009615
but I don't even jokingly say I want sex with my dad
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Shizas used diaper in a panini press <3
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>>43009629
but your dad might
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>>43009345
0.75
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>>43009644
couldn't fit it all in your mouth?
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WE ARE CHARLIE KIIIIIIIIIRK
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>>43009607
Whoa that should be the lowest record anyway

>>43009591
Anon, you know you can’t say that without piquing my curiosity :)

More than 15? More than 25? Over 50? Rhymes with a blundred??
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Someone asked me today what are my pronouns
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>>43009598
you look good, why put yourself down
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>>43009656
Considering the definition of a bj i did half of one in high school and a quarter right before college. None since.
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>>43009640
yeah he can be weird sometimes desu, it makes me uncomfortable and shitposting is a way to cope idk what else to say

>>43009660
I'm a retard's corpse?
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>>43009660
hilarious that right wingers were threatening dumbass things like "you LIBERALS dont know what u just unleashed..." and the only thing that happened was every person in existence getting kirkified
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>>43009644
Was it like stuck to his thigh or something, so you had to just go back and forth like a cob of corn, and you couldn’t get the part covered by his leg?
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>>43009628
Wtf ewww thats disgusting
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my pronouns are sis/her on gaygen
on any other board I'm fag/him
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>>43009686
Nah I'm excited
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>>43009628
why it kinda...
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>>43009711
Basically how I look from the back
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>>43009699
Mine are she/her/black vagina/designer
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>was going to bake themed cupcakes for a kick back, but then it got cancelled and my food coloring got delayed
ig I'll just kms >_>
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>>43009628
...p-people eat alligators and kangaroos?
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Popped half a cialis. Walking to a bakery for some bread then fucking it once I get home.
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>eating kangaroos
Aren't they like endangered or something?

>>43009717
Post hole
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>>43009628
Maple too? That must be an awesome store. Lots of treats.
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>>43009711
wtf even is that?
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>>43009748
>Alligators
Eating predators is vile, only for survival tier food.
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>>43009758
no, to that first part
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>>43009774
ive had gator jerky before it was in a slim jim style package, not bad but pretty forgettable, bland
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>>43009754
I wish I was that bread... get that bread nonnie...
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>>43009774
predators that live in water tastes better.
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>>43009628
you are a barb, a barbarian
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>>43009758
Pretty close
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>>43009766
Ftt breakfast then a couple local maple farms then novelty meat store. They had syrup at the store but I got a quart literally bottled off the boiler in front of me. Hard to beat
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>>43009774
eating reptiles seems so strange
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>>43009813
Nice fit but not overcooked anus
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>>43009805
Me like meat

>>43009801
I actually do have a novelty fleshlight that looks like a breadroll so i'm only half joking about my plans for the day
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>>43009803
And the fish higher in the food chain are significantly more toxic and come with consumption warnings.
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>>43009748
bro hasn't been to louisiana
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>>43009481
Hello! I just got out the shower. How are you?
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>>43009813
Idk you weren’t kidding about the resemblance. Looks better on you than the frog though ;)
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>>43009628
I wouldn't eat any of that but i'd eat jeb feet and jeb calves
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>>43009748
>>43009774
I've had gater in Florida and at a couple state fairs. Good but fried and dipped in sauces so hardly a true tasting. I had a budget and just kinda went ham. We'll see how much is actually good
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i like curved dick
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going to smoke some seaweed
this shit better give me a underwater experience and make me see merman
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>>43009854
Pretty good 3 hours left and then I have my one day off tomorrow.
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Tfw all sticky but no one to clean me with their tongue :(
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>>43009410
Marina would you try /all/ my meats? >>43009628
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>>43009887
I hate being sticky
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>>43009901
Maybe we can keep each other squeaky clean
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>>43009840
more people have health problems due to not getting enough fish oil than they do from eating 20 cans of tuna a week like you must be implying, so pick your poison i suppose
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