(cum)stained glass editionlast penis >>43030542
phimosis pride
I'm a pure tight virgin
>>43032272can i rape your butthole without lube
I am a cisgender lesbian woman
>>43032290only trannies use the word cisgender
>>43032290can i rape your pussy without lube
>>43032301no
>>43032226>cut glass
>>43032301>"queer people" only being vicitimized by themselvesyeah that tracks
is there a type of gay where they look and behave like fags, but aren't camp like the ones you see on tv? basically a homosexual who isn't like flamers
poly pride
>>43032290Lesbians are cool tbf, I always thought it would be nice to go out drinking with one since then I wouldn't get hit on by someone I just wanted to drink with, it happened too many times with straight women surprisingly enough
>>43032335>look and behave like fags, but aren't camp like the ones you see on tv? basically a homosexual who isn't like flamersdo you mean like a snarky academia gay ala Stephen Fry
>>43032290hii>>43032335ya! me
>>43032335Yes that's me sis.
We're called princely fems. Like those prince boys in shoujo manga.
>>43032272I'm a virgin but I'm loosy goosy down there
>>43032298This is /lgbt/>>43032309Wouldn’t be rape if I said yes >>43032349I don’t drink, but I’m friends with a handful of closeted (except to me) guys and they’re a fun crowd. >>43032385Hello
>>43032272I left you crying and gaping. And you thanked me.
Is 6pm too early for an early bedtime? Feel like I gotta make it to 8 at the earliest>>43032301Vine guy hit hard times I see. Never liked his videos but he was popular enough that he's in all the comps :(
Gaping seems so disrespectful
>>43032301He has the eyes of a pooner
>>43032536Gaping is a sign of character building.
>>43032286 #>>43032309 #>rape>asking for consentHmmm why not use the word fuck if Rape is not what you're thinking of?.
bottoms fart during sex lol
>>43032554butt
Would you still love me if I was fat, retarded, and depressed?
>>43032459I mean carrying someone during sex like they do in porn seems extreamly difficult and you probably have to have a bit of a height difference as well. Doesn't seem very practical
>>43032301>queergod i hate that wordalso wasn't he a pedo
i see him in my dreams.the boyfriend i have always wanted
>>43032436went too hard with the dildo, now you're blown out
>>43032566It has been known to happen yes, but it is never intentional.
>>43032596i don't love you now delta
>>43032607You weigh like 90lbs...
shiza weighs 900lbs
>>43032618Nah I just have IBS that I refuse to accommodate
>>43032554nigga's living the dream (more specifically, a nightmare i had back in school)
>>43032648Literally a fate worse than death, being gay and having ibs sounds like a nightmare
>>43032631Nah 125. Still even if the concept is extremely hot it doesn't seem practical. Be real have you ever done it?
>>43032648you're gonna have a painful bottom life
>take a look at some of my ex's nudes on Snapchat because he's so fucking hot despite me hating his gutsI hope he can't see that I checked the chat
>>43032554need a bf who pees like this in public
>>43032301>tfw no vaguely Elon Musk looking bf.
>>43032689There are lifting exoskeletons which can make lifting 100+ lbs feel like lifting a feather. But they're expensive, and idk how ergonomic and comfortable they'd be during sex.
>>43032272Are you though?
>>43032630nobody loves me
>>43032769Your mom loves you. Maybe.
>>43032761I lied I'm retarded. These weights don't work.
>>43032761I mean just the idea of using a exo skeleton for sex is quite hot lol. I doubt it is common practice but someone must have tried it already right?
>>43032796he probably ignores her and says meh all the time
>>43032769There must be someone. Haven't you watched one of those movies where the plot t is suicide bad? The main character never knows how much other people love them
>>43032801when did you last have sex?
>don't enjoy arpgs>enjoy vital shell and halls of tormentwhat's wrong with my brain>>43032769deeply relatable
>>43032812those movies are shitty and guilt trippy
>>43032826But imagine what your local acupuncturist would feel if they stopped seeing you walk down the street. They would have sad feefees
>>43032845well maybe they could stick a pin in it
In my teens when I got no action whatsoever; I would pretend to have found a tape worm that came out my ass so I can get a doctor to "check" it, idfk if they ever figured out that I liked it
>when seeing him makes your knees weak
>>43032874I have read more realistic stories at ao3. Not only the logistics of it but they would probably diagnose you with some some of paranoia caused disease and stop checking your hole.
>>43032899shouldn't you be out getting cock? you're wasting your vacation talking to these people
>>43032796>lovessmothers>>43032810you say that but the amount of times she asks me if I'm alright jfc>>43032812it's only ever family and even then it feels out of requirement
odds ronaldoevens messidubs both
>>43032899How many times do you think I tried it?? I did it like twice and got fingered both times by a hunk
>>43032920and you came and everyone clapped
>>43032906I'm going to sleep now so maybe in my dreams>>43032920Idk with the original wording you made it sound like a common occurrence. I guess 2 times would be more stealthy but still
AO3 is based desu
>>43032801I'd like to try it cause I think being physically carried while fucked is hot af. It seems there are some lightweight exo-suits that can support like 50-60 pounds to help alleviate the burden of carrying someone while having sex. If I had the money, I try it. It seems you can rent one to try it out, but it is expensive.
is gaygen a proship thread
>>43032944hope you have a nice wet dream
>>43032959i ship myself with a husband
I want to shove like 2000 extra calories into my face right now. What I'm doing instead is having a few carrots with some hummus before bed.
>>43032959another newfangled term
>>43033005>I think ____ and _____ would make a cute couple.Fill in the blanks.
>>43032959Yeah I love shipping anime boys together sis. I even like shipping hetero pairs too lol.
>>43032986>carrots with some hummusfaggot.
>>43033020Indeed. This faggot needs to get back in shape.
i just want them to understand: don't fuck with my bread and butter. if you fuck with my bread and butter i'll eat you in it's stead.
Why do femboys and mtfs that show repeated clear interest in me pussy out? Did I fuck up or is something else the problem?t.gay on e, only gives dick
>>43033012functional adult and functional adult
>>43033051They often suffer from retardation sis. Be patient with them.
>>43033051because you're a pussy.
>>43033051>On EYou experience gynecomastia yet?
listen: golden goose's don't lay eggs forever. sure , cracking eggs to eat is nice, but at a certain point you gotta raise a new goose. me? i don't eat eggs. i eat foie gras.
>>43033094>i eat foie grasposh twat
>>43033012Maybe in another life
>>43033037who shit in your breadsticks sis?
>>43033117Don't worry, they will both be together in Hell.
>>43033119they know who they are and what they didn't do. i'm tired of bullshit. ship up or ship out.
>>43033130Okay
>>43033117>the dei'less version
There are gay men who would rather have a straight son than a gay son cause being gay is a much harsher life. That's so sad.
About piss.....
if i had a son i'd want him to be a bottom
>>43033202there are straight dads who would prefer their son be gay bc it gets them hardso sad
top sons are better sis
if my son was a bottom i'd cut his dick off myself.
>>43033037Toki is me
>>43032301i remember this guys videos he is turning into an aging lesbian wtf
>>43033303https://youtu.be/uAdBnriCoZo
>>43033210Go on. :)
I mean Toki Wartooth
you guys ever watch kids in the hall?https://youtu.be/DB4z492z2hg
you guys ever watch dads in the hole
who doesn't love dads?
i only like them when they're bottoming
i hate my dad sis.
>>43033452would you hate him if he became a bottom
>>43033452me too but I keep dating guys just like him for some reason
>>43033469I hate him because he is a bottom sis.
>>43033477is he better at it than you
>>43033493yes
>>43033514make him give you some tips
Stop with the incest
>>43033536what do we look like, your parents?
More Incest you say?
bottoms are hell.
>>43033624tops are heaven
BLOCK EM ALL! ALL OF EM!EVERY MOTHERFUCKING ONE!BLOCK EVERY LAST MOTHERFUCKER!
Say something nice about Latinx Democratic congressional candidate Manny Rutinel. He’s mad about ICE right now.
any tips for getting a boyfriend
>>43033722be good at sex
>>43033585No
>>43033722Make plans for interesting things to do together sis (besides sex). I recommend exhibitionism.
>>43033733lol
>>43033714He looks like samaels brother
>>43033733I am sis don't worryif anything, people don't want to date someone good at sex. they say you're too mentally ill and unstable>>43033737I'd love to go to museums with my bf or give each other foot rubs while taking a break during hikes
>>43033771is that a good or bad thing
>>43033773i'm not sure we mean the same thing by good at sex
>bottom bf has a good relationship with his dad and mom and both are still together Did I find a grail?
>>43033849Lock her down before she starts trying to find herself or something stupid.
>I did it i posted hatsune miku even though everyone knows shes a homophobe
>>43033807what do you mean by that
Im a tourist who just jumped in here and i just want to make it clear hatsune miku HATES gay men
>>43033942post tourist hole
>>43033942Hatsune Miku isn't real
>>43033947Im a transgirl i dont have a hole
>>43033966ew
hatsune miku wrote harry potter
make bottoms scrape the dead skin off your feet with their teeth, chew, and swallow
Why did the thread slow down
>>43034122Bullshit it was Brandon Sanderson
>>43034246Hatesune miku got everyone triggered and crying >>43034243One time an 18 year old I was visiting his apartment and he said he didnt have nail clippers and wanted me to chew off his toenails so I did it ;_;
i need a wifeboy to do chores for me.
Why does heated rivalry feel like propaganda 0_0
>>43034267Your servitude should be honored sis.
>>43033773>if anything, people don't want to date someone good at sex. they say you're too mentally ill and unstableyeahhh... I don't think that's the reason babes
Which disney guys are the most attractive? For me it's Phoebus
Gay sexGay sex with lipstick on
>>43034340I need to be a wifeboy
>>43034348It is, it's homonationalist propaganda portraying homophobia in the west as "on an arc of improvement" (hint: it isn't) whereas russia is "super mega death gay death camp that is 100% irredeemable"
>>43032981my eyes almost popped out
>>43033051Where do you get your E?
>>43034449Captain Silver from Treasure Planet. And yes, I have daddy issues.
>>43034246cause u uggo
>>43034468Yes thats the vibe I got from it was it was just saying russia is this horrible place and it was too canada positive
>>43032986>eats pure sugar>thinks its dietcan fatties be more retarded?
I wish there were a skyrim mod that made the game good
I need to get fucked already so I realize my dildo is better
>>43034506that never needed to be sci-fi>>43034651just wait for the remaster
>feeling lonely>cum>all happyit's that easy
>>43034704>happy after cummingtell us your secret
>>43034704I wish I was black too sis.
Is sniffies as bad as it seems
THERE IS NO "YOUR HALF" THERE IS ONLY MY "ALL OF IT"
Which apps are good for dating?
sometimes i imagine kissing my crush and my heart skips a beat..what's wrong with me
>>43034782It could mean you have a cold
>>43034830the calendar app
i want a degree the regular way. is that wrong?
>>43034782It's bad for monogamy sis.
>>43034928sigh...surely there are other guys like me that aren't just complete sluts browsing right...
>>43034830Walmart Spark
>>43034937what's wrong with being a complete slut
>>43034955it's another escapist vice like being an alcoholic
>>43034404what do you mean :(((
>>43034962maybe. it's more fun than drinking if you can find another slut or 20
>>43034955I am looking for the one true hole instead of the one that will make my cock burn and make my body start to rot
Thoughts on mixing strains?
>>43034993disgusting!
>match with someone>they never message me>message them>they reply but don't continue the convowhy is it like this how come everyone is socially retarded
>>43035000>the one true holedoesn't exist
what do you call a medical doctor that specializes in sleep?
>>43035047do you have a face pic
>>43035055this kind of emotional immaturity is why people think they will find the one after one date then move on
>>43035062yeahverified and everythingor I get freaks who want to immediately go on a date without any convo
>>43035080that's a little weird, but I guess I can understand. They want to get a feel for someone irl rather than what they're like on an app
i liked master hand... he was my favorite alien kaiju!
>>43035096some people, sure? But everyone? It feels like a waste of timeI don't even know what half of these people like to do in their free timeI am not going to go spend money on food with a stranger
>>43035115are you autistic possibly?
>>43035100hewas so cool to me... and we need space alliances so i thought oh he'll yea!
>>43035064enjoy your delusion
>>43035047Normies are so bad at socializing it's unreal. kek
>>43035123If being autistic means I don't want to awkwardly be trapped in a restaurant with someone I don't know anything about instead of spending 10 minutes to find out if I want to then yes I want a little chat before I meet with you
aahhh!! why does it have to be like this, all gay and shit
>>43034955Being a complete slut is the most honest and purest form of homosexuality.
>>43035008Whats disgusting about mixing strains
It's sad how poly is frowned upon on here in 4chan of all places. I thought yall would be more open minded, but it's like everybody went to the same Sunday bible school together. Gay monogamy is like this golden cow that's prized and unreachable.
>>43035100he can just squeeze the other kaiju to death in a fist if he ever had to fightbut idk he doesnt seem like the type to even fight
>>43035192poly is just an excuse for narcissists to exploit and abuse their partners
>>43035192I have seen how it destroys people emotionally. Half the people in poly relationships are only in them because they don't want to be alone, but are too scared of not having anyone.So you have all these figurative battered wives that are just dying on the inside and are not happy.
android academy if ur reading this i gave my d*mo doll a mowhawk
>>43035147rubbish. it's just an option
>>43035224a silky mowhawk
evens get food odds play vidya dubs just go to sleep
the only acceptable poly relationship is me having two femboys for each of my balls
I miss my foreskin
>match with the same fucking guy on two different apps >he liked me first both times>still won't say anything what in the fuck
evens i eat the rest of my catfishodds i just eat candydubs i get a soda
>>43035303he's gay. doesn't know how to talk to men. Many such cases.
>>43035341you would know
>>43035324evens fuck the straight guyodds fuck the gay guydubs fuck the bi guy
I am a fisher of men.
>What do you mean aids anon?? Fat??? Old???? You must have been having a nightmare...
i want a nugget bf.
omg yes it was scary i was thinking that the alien sentient head sculptures were trying to contact me and i got so scaredi thought the noh mask variant was knocking its head on my door! i was so so scared but at the same time i kinda understood their animations arent that scary considering they are living beans but ive always been scared of the noh mask
>>43035453like remember that one image macro spammed of like a beige head sculpture that one was a baby head sculpture of that planet of aliensand they were trying to calm me down about aliens in general
but yeah if there was ever a time for alien kaiju to be fighting on our planet it would be around the time of mankind's extinction loland i know just who would be the earthling to wanna summon and fight something while were gone (the ocean)
i thought i only wanted a bf who's my height or taller but yesterday i was talking to this cute guy who had to be like 5 inches or more shorter and felt the most intense desire to grab him and hold him close against me
>>43035524anon meets his first toddler
>>43035524sex him sister
made an absolutely atrocious design in opus magnum that's enough vidya for now
i dont speed often. can u tell
>>43035620ur the gnetics boogeyman!
the "solution"forgot there was another reagent I could've useddon't do zachtronics with a migraine or you too might produce absolutely rancid, horrid shit like this
the original gene splicer was a wandu waved over a bean and they got special traits n shit
mmmm... catfish...
umm so like. err i. wwell uhhcan we be boyfriends? uwu hehei mean like. if you want to.
have you ever been called a faggot by someone?
>>43035885only here>>43035864be more confident and i'll say yes
>>43035493This is white woman first time on meth behavior.
Meth unlocks parts of white women's brains best left unlocked.
I think I’m in an abusive relationship anons. I’m increasingly getting exhausted of my boyfriend who continues to threaten with breaking up with me if I don’t come over- so often that it drains my willingness to actually go see him. I’ve been increasingly flaky with him, which I know is not kind- but his aggressive and accusatory behavior only fuels me wanting to distance myself from him. Accusing me of being abusive, mentally gaslighting him, not being faithful, listening to what others say about him, etc. Lately he has been yelling at me rather harshly. he frequently threatens that he is breaking up with me, officially- and then the next night he asks where I am and when I am coming over. It just has me so burnt out. I’ve been afraid to leave him because I’m afraid he may engage in self harm, but now I’m increasingly becoming afraid of leaving because I’m afraid of him.
femboys in love
I see my extrapolated prediction came true; what happens to gaygen if literal schizos, gooners and troll sociopaths accumulate without removal over several years. It turns into an online skid row, where free-wifi phone-posting neet menthol rejects nest, and it just becomes jobless unmedicated schizos unironically screaming utter nonsense at each other to be heard.Its the exact same thing that happens when you don't remove homeless junkies from commercial spaces where they seek attention for donations. Most times I look in here and its the same vibe as any place downtown where the homeless spend their days stumbling around and howling.I'm not surprised that I was right and its whats become of gaygen. But it is interesting to see how few notice, showing just what gaygens ability to detect it is. Undoubtedly, the one guy pointing it out will be seen as the crackpot by most. And that's revealing. They will *read this thread* and just think its some arcane humor, not literal psychotics flooding.And gaygen- gays, that is- never ask why its only this general where it happens.Good evening.
>>43036024And I'm Oops....
I havent done any studying for my chemistry exam later this morning. I straight up used chatgpt for all the homework the past 3 chapters and have no idea what the fuck weve been doing. Now I need to learn 3 chapters worth of shit in 8 hours. Fuck my chud life. I might just sleep and go in and circle random shit and leave the word problems completely blank. Fuck it.
my hair is too long and ratty but i work a job that pays me very well and doesn't care how awful i look so i'm gonna become a swamp witch again.
>>43036213settle down there tarnished, don't forget to use conditioner
>>43036213What if a customer complains and your manager is forced to shave your head?
>>43036233i have no "customers" at my job, i am my own man.
>>43036240What if they bring a customer in?
i'm thinking about getting wienerschnitzels, never had it beforeis it safe to eat late at night? i've had my fair share of run-ins at the 7/11 chili machine, i'm no stranger to handling explosives. i just wanna know wat i'm dealin' with
>>43036333i'll cut them open and eat their guts.
>>43036343That won't stop your manager from being forced to shave your head.
>>43036375i'll just cut them open and eat their guts too.
>>43036392They'd have to fire you and you'd be humiliated and everyone at the unemployment line would laugh and point at you and call you a loser.
>>43036397are you aware that i can cut people open and eat their guts yet.
Imagine Tex shows up to collect unemployment and Delta is there and he runs it like a mean girl runs a high school and he's the new kid and he gets pushed into the mud and everyone laughs at what a loser freak he is. That's what he wants.
How did texanon become a wagie before me..
I wanna hear more about the wienerschnitzels and chilli. I'm about to dig on this here butter chicken.
>>43036459i'm fucking 30 years old dude.
>>43036409hot
>>43036473You better forget that furniture and booze and get your retirement together or youre gonna be in deep crap soon
>>43036556thomas chippendale is my husband, i will never rest until my home is decorated in his likening you can eat my fucking shit anon, will go broke before i live in a home with the worst fucking furniture ever built mark my words. modern homes are pure fucking architectural abominations and modern furniture takes its hand willingly to hell, god forbid a man has an opinion.
>>43036593Just put a plan together so it matches and take your time, room by room. I assume you are a homeowner. Shop reviews for good insurance. I'm worried you are feathering the nest a bit soon. I hope you have legitimate job security, in the market at least. I remember your last job was beating you up pretty bad.
>>43036644i am taking my time, i first acquired a chippendale desk, solid mahogany, very beautiful, and i finally found a bed frame that matched my mattress that was queen anne instead of chippy but that's fine since they're similar, however, they frame was cherry and not mahogany so i was naturally very upset, mahogany is legit the best hardwood on the market with its burgundy tones and deep red shade when you shine light on it...mahogany and chippendale are pretty much one in the same, so it's all i really look for.
>>43036676Are you happy with the rest of the house, all the big stuff, kitchen, bathrooms, patio, landscaping and such? I ask because I want to make sure you are getting the most from your investment, if you are planning to be there a while. The furniture sounds very nice.
Does anyone ever do mind control roleplay with a dominant?
>>43036731I am pretty sure thats the definition of marriage?
>>43036473I'm the same age as you sis..
>>43036731It sounds fun but idk how you'd pull it off convincingly.
The gaygen boomocalypse whose coming was foretold.
Endoscopy
it's the 25th anniversary of the lotr films this year, are you going to watch them again?
>>43037149meh
I hate that all of the men who genuinely have perfect feet are either straight and uninterested or they become aware of how nice their feet are and then start to monetize them. Men should never have much self esteem it turns them into flaky narcissistic assholes when they realize any part of them is appealing to a wide audience.
>>43037511What is your ideal behaviour for a man with perfect feet
>>43037511I don't watch movies anymore, my critical self only sees everything wrong with them.
>>43037511straight men have ugly feet, what drugs are you on? most don't even cut their nails or exfoliate
nta but i don't know man a lot of guys seem to have naturally nice feet. i'm not into feet tho so maybe my standards aren't as high as you guys
>>43037511Narcissism is the natural state of the human animal. To care at all about others is a strange thing. A contrivance of society.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLmuDvIW5tAwhatcha listening to mam?
>>43037619men fucking each other
feeling dick in my asscrack
Is LASIK worth getting?
>>43037653depends how old you are and your expectations
>>43037661also your starting prescription
Markiplier looked cuter in glasses
>>43037653God I need this, I'm blind as shit
>>43037653Just wear contact lenses
I wear contact lenses if im going out or getting fucked around the house I wear glasses uwu no lasik needed
Owo
>>43037653I would look into natural vision improvement methods
>>43037619https://youtu.be/5E6FHFP0-dg?si=TSzvMJeo7BthU4gSI wish I was a vampire uwu
>I would look into natural vision improvement methodslmao
>>43037698Wow looking good mr pancakes
Fuck I forgot to take off my name
>>43037707I stopped wearing my contacts and glasses in highschool, when I was 15, started looking in the distance a lot more at the horizon, wore pinhole glasses instead of sunglasses, and did fixation evercises and magic eye 3d books.. 11 years later my vision is now -1 in both eyes, when it was as high as -4 in my left eye, a major improvement. It's much harder to change your bad vision when your older as your bad habits which caused to have crappy vision have become so natural for you..
I wish I knew vampires. I would be the worst vampire simp.
One thing you would have to contend with as a vampire is vampire hunters which would be very difficult
>>43037722absolute garbage
When I was a child I had a dog.
>>43037739When i was a child I WAS A DOG they wouldnt let me on the furniture
>>43037739i had cats when i was really young but didn't appreciate them
>>43037729Why is calling the cops not an option? Who are they gonna believe?
>>43037739When I was a child I killed my guinea pig with a knifekid me had issues
>>43037745The cops would obviously make you step out into the sunlight they are dastardly evil like that
>>43037757trip on mr pancakes
I didnt kill my guinea pig she died in child birth and one day I will see her again in heaven
I actually was treated very badly as a child I remember when I was like 9 or something a teenager rubbed his balls all over my face and then he set me on fire but thing is I didnt die I had crystallized and now im a glamazon bitch ready for the runway
He actually did set me on fire I remember my sweater caught on fire and it melted and burned my shoulder and thats why I have a pimple looking thing on my shoulder its like a keloid scar or something
>>43037776how do you find yourself in a situation where a teenager is rubbing his balls on your face. i bet you were looking for it
There was another thing too once I was abducted by two little girls as a child they took me off of the street and the older girl held my arms behind my back and they marched me into their back yard and whipped and beat me with sticks :/
>>43037780They were just bullying me its called "Tbagging"...
>>43037776I don't believe a single fucking thing you say but you are the most interesting person in this thread.Everybody else here is as simple and predictable as a parrot and you're like a parrot with syphilis.
>>43037734continue being an idiot and stay blind bitch :)
Smelling teen taint
>>43037790you're nuttier than pancakes
>>43037796many people have improved their vision naturallystay here: https://endmyopia.org/
>>43037811sure bro
laziness kills the soul
>>43037788and you are the most uninteresting person on this siteconstantly looking for someone to post something that gives you stimulus because you're a dumb idiotic drug addict most likely
I love everyone (you know who you two are) xoxoxo
Well really its a good thing to say these things even if theyll never get to hear it
>>43037886You don't love your dad.
>>43037892Im talksing about my little brothers
But I actually have a lot of love in my heart you know ;_; but I feel so bad sometimes I dont know why maybe its because I always am leaving them behind in a sense we never got to grow up together because I would always move away
>kiss goodnight bf's bigbutt before going to sleep>wake up the day after nauseous, with tummy acheUH OH
>>43037910Tapeworms
mr pancakes wishes he had half the mental illness shiza has
new>>43037920>>43037920
>>43037892https://youtu.be/Tw0zYd0eIlk?si=GK2-7Svvz5gT7FS-
>>43037915it was just a lil'kiss on his buttcheeks, not tongueforaging his sweet bloody intestines for hours ;___;
>>43037921If shiza wants to beat pancakes he'll have to step up his game.
