>be bi top>hookup with bottoms who aren't too active on grindr>"I'm so sorry anon, I swear I cleaned before you got here">hookup with a slut>completely clean>sometimes we fuck if we happen to be in the same location.Why does it seem like some bottoms can never get clean no matter how hard they try why others can be ready for sex on short notice?
I guess the exp ones are carefully taking care of their diets and plan their cleaning
>>43037836>hookup with a slut>completely clean>can be ready for sex on short notice?Could it be that he was used before you hooked up with him? After all lube and jizz are much easier to be cleaned than chunks after chunks of crap.
>>43038187thisOP was just the 8th "bi top" (kek) of the day accounted by his turbo-slut hookup
>>43037836if they're clean in short notice, they're either at least semi anorexic or so. else was also in there b4 youbut being clean isn't that hard, just don't eat liek 16-30h b4 (depending on your usual diet) and do some caffeine (or speed, lol), you're gonna shit out everything, then take a shower and wash your asshole and you're pretty much set, just don't eat any more until after sex
>>43037836It makes sense that an experienced bottom would be better at it than an inexperienced one.I just keep a good diet (veggies, yogurt, psyllium husk, healthy food in general, which honestly you should do anyawy), go to the bathroom, clean before anybody comes over, and don't bottom if I've had alcohol. Have taken some massive dicks with no issue.
Don’t play in the mud if you don’t like getting dirty
>>43038253This is horrible advice>>43038401This is the only sensible advice.it’s surprising how easy it is to maintain a clean bottom just by having a vegetarian diet, psyllium husk, drink lots of water, and exercise and you’ll use the bathroom that how healthy humans are supposed to all while having a really clean bottom.Literally just eat healthy and cut out gross foods/junk foods if you want that easy mode cleanliness, or stick having to douche yourself every time you want to get intimate.