Question of the Thread: Spring be Upon us! What are you, if anything, planting this season? What are you allergic to? Is pollen going to kick you in the teeth this season?Reminder: This gen is for cis homosexual females (lesbians). All trans-related or bisexual posts are considered off-topic and should be directed to other generals or threads. No discussion of male (XY) anatomy.Discords:>OG Discord: https://pastebin.com/P644WESi>clg2 Discord: https://pastebin.com/1ct1Fcag>clg3 Discord: https://pastebin.com/emrpgWM8Previously on /clg/ >>42964992
>>43047734>>43047739Thank you for making a thread OP
>>43046839Not American, so I appreciate the explanation.>>43047734This weekend I'm going to attempt drilling the wall outside to attach some crates and grow flowers on the eastern side of the house. My second time holding a drill, wish me luck.
>>43048067Good luck anon, I recently lost my drill virginity too. Also have you ever pictured what it's like to stick the drill into your eye and keep drilling or am I the only one here who needs help?
>>43047734I'm thinking about building a big greenhouse. Something like pic related. I'd love to have a safe space where cats can't enter and infect the soil with toxo and where I can grow plenty of veggies and sunflowers. I could put lawn furniture there and not have to worry about crows and other birders cowering everything in their droppings too. Protection from pesky animals is what I want. Room's no issue. I have plenty of suitable, secluded, mostly unused space between my two adjacent houses. It'd look so good if it were see-through and made out of glas. There are issues though. A glass/beams structure is probably out of the question given the harsh winters up here. I suspect that it'd get murdered by heavy snowfall. I wonder if a permanent, simple structure is feasible at all. There are also possibly permit issues with building it over property lines, even though i own both.
Do any of you post on crystal cafe
>>43049861>I recently lost my drill virginity too.terrifying sentence
>>43047734>What are you, if anything, planting this season?
>>43050643kek my God you're right. Glad the part about drilling my eyes out wasn't the most horrifying.
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>>43052030>>43052040I'm just not attracted to this kind of asian face. I feel like I'm looking at a doll or a small kitten
>>43050643>>43050766https://youtu.be/a0fkNdPiIL4?si=dZx_1jhTqyq4KwOI
>>43052052what kind of asian faces are you attracted to?
>>43052030>>43052040you're so gullible anonit's cute
>>43052030>>43052040you are attracted to filters and like 5 plastic surgeries and makeup. if you actually were around real asian women instead of your computer you would know they dont look like this, and the ones that do are all ultra rich and made of plastic and cut-up bones
>>43052434I don't really save a lot of photos but it's something like this
>>43040939Last time I bought her a "weekend" at the spa, that lasted 10 days.And she in turn got me a collection of works by hard-to-get authors.
>>43052983cuteI like that she's not edited to be the shade of an A4
>makes /clg/ seethe and copepost about filters, surgery and hidden layers of makeup>t-there's no way a girl can be that pretty without cheating!lol
>>43053199>>43036906
>>43053232No, I like myself.
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>>43053332She looks a bit older in this one.
Bedtime! Ilu! Appointment tomorrow
>>43053332older Asian women google search (with wrinkles).
>>43046110Something involving Sharlot and Conejo, for women who like women getting into a lot of trouble, I don't post there either, but I occasionally follow to see how some story unfolds. It seems that putting together different types of women either leads to sex or just a dispute; it's almost like dogs peeing on a lamppost to mark their territory.And Conejo and Olive will probably have sex at some point, lots of intimacy. Well, good for them, it's like watching some slow-burn romance anime.
>>43055720Oh okay, I was worried someone was stirring shit up and we were gonna get CLOGGED again.
>an average nip girl shows up on a stream
Are you excited for sping? Got any special plans?
I’ve know I was lesbian for a long time but never thought I’d have the courage to date, so I never tried. I want to start but I don’t know where to try or go. Is Hinge good? I live near London which probably has a decent amount of LGBT bars/establishments but I only want a cis woman.Haven’t come out to my parents yet. They joke about me being lesbian because I’ve never had a BF and they’re pretty accepting so I think they’d ultimately be fine with it but it’s the quiet disappointment I fear. My dad said he wants his daughter to walk down the aisle with a man when discussing sexuality once and I’m sure my mum would feel the same way. I tried so hard to be attracted to men but even in the rare case where I thought one looked passable physically their personalities turned me off. We are just on two different wavelengths of thinking and interacting Sorry for the blogpost I don’t know where else to put this (lol).
>>43059197>the courage to dateEveryone is a dumbass. Humans are humans, just like you. Don't be afraid to date. Start with the apps if you're shy, preferably two or three simultaneously. Create an account, include a photo of your face and one where you body is clearly visible (not naked, form-fitting clothes would suffice). Make sure the bio conveys the type of person you are, but don't spend too much time on it because people ultimately choose based on appearance.>but it’s the quiet disappointment I fear. My dad said he wants his daughter to walk down the aisle with a man when discussing sexuality once and I’m sure my mum would feel the same way.Your parents won't be the ones having a relationship with and later marrying your partner, and that is why they don't get a say. They don't need to know you're gay either. You could just rock up at the doorstep all casual with a girlfriend. Don't overthink it.
>>43053317My eyes always get drawn to the hip and thigh area on pictures like this.
>>43059386You pervert! You dog! You sleazy dyke! How could you?!!!¿
What's your top 5 lesbian books? No manga, no fic, real books only.
>>43059438hey! it's better than doing it irl, which I've also done. lol
>>43059796I was joking...>it's better than doing it irlWhy live if you don't do it irl?
>>43060420yes, I was playing along.>thigh gapsthey're so nice.
Today I felt aroused by a fat woman
>>43053199you don't actually like asian women.as a yellow fever poster, we don't claim you
>>43062261wow.... that could have been me...
>>43062261how fat are we talking?
>>43041056Oiled skin is so pretty
>>43058272I think this general is clogged for other reasons, but Lesgen's behavior is unacceptable. The worst part is that clg anons are very calm. They should flood Lesgen with someone's ass, or better yet, with photos of Rover kissing some woman! (F Rover, because we have to hate the male Rover, f! Rover is a yuri harem fantasy).
what's your MBTI?
>>43047734>What are you allergic to? Is pollen going to kick you in the teeth this season?i have no allergies at all. my sister got all the asthma, pollen allergy, a bunch of medical shit. i just have raging autism.
>>43062626amberlynn reid levels baybeee
>>43062599>you don't actually like asian womenWhat is the reasoning here?>as a yellow fever poste-I do something like 80% of asian girl posting in these threads, small fry.
more proof you're just a straight pedophile who wants to skinwalk asian women. distasteful.
>happy, cute video with korean girls hugging a shota>this upsets me
>>43063395ENTJ.>all work and no play gives him an erectionActually true.
>instacart shopping>out of reg coke>sub diet coke + bag of sugar>drop off>"you're retarded but you made me laugh, here's your tip"sick, she was pretty too.
Bedtime ilu
>>43059450skibidi
>>43068476kys
reading about noelia castillo ramos, i'm no longer surprised i went from a leftie to right wing (non-conservative). screw 'em all, empathy has to be earned.>>43063395i think it's a certain type of person who is more likely to take these tests, so the stats would be skewed.
Is there racism among the lesbian communityWhat races are most sought after sexually(i assume indian is very low)Do women still socially police eachother with no men aroundEnlighten me
>>43068932>i think it's a certain type of person who is more likely to take these tests, so the stats would be skewed.take the test right now faggot
>>43071151fiiiine don't kill meINTP-T
>>43063395i'm a scorpio
>>43071275>INTP-Tof course
>>43071291we're not compatible
>>43071294explain yourself
this is what 200lbs looks like
>>43072119Imagine her thicc thighs rubbing together all the time and becoming sweaty.
>>43072119I know these types. Wash her makeup off, undress her, and she looks like a regular fattie.
>>43072185thigh chafing is from hell and you are an agent of satan for posting this
>>43073290greek peanut butter?
>>43073337yup
I bet you'd love my gock :3<
>>43073372oh, what, jif ain't good enough for you, princess?
>>43073417american """"""""""""food"""""""""""" is disgusting
>>43072119Built for btc
>>43073445what's btc
>>43073470Big tranny cock :3
>>43073470bitcoin, which is also killing itself today
I've been getting these often lately. They're back for a limited period, probably, and i want to get my fill.
>>43073495 with one of these for dipping purposes. overall, 9/10. would recommend to any swedeoid itt.
>>43073489for real? what's happening?
>>43073526
>>43073526not her, but i think it's at 65k or so now. it's lost about half its value in half a year.
>>43073549>gifI hate this ugly rapist >>43073553yay for me! (don't have any bitcoin)
>>43073526Crypto, stocks and everything else are down bigly because the war israel started
>>43073630stocks are down because of the war, yesgold and bitcoin are down, because you retarards are being used as exit liquidity for earlier investorsit already was going down
are you oilmaxxing before the weekend?
>>43072781>a fat girl will still look fat without makeup or clothesyes...?
>>43072781I don't mind :3
>>43073495didn't they do a "LAST EVER comeback, get it NOW or miss your chance bc it will never EVER EVER come backa again!!!!!!!!!!" stunt only to bring it back again or is that another burger
>>43074083i'm fat and i fart a lot. interested?
>>43074107I have a gf now
>>43074147you fucking tease
>>43074190hahaha sorry sorry
>>43068932I'm a leftist but I don't care what happens to black/brown men at all.
>>43074091No idea. besides the chicken burger, i have no interest in anything else on their menu.
>I have a new lipbalm, it's so sweet, wanna taste it?>gf starts to eat lip balm like a candy bar>"Not bad, I guess"Chat, I suspect my gf is retarded
>>43068932>>43074321I feel like when you're a woman you're fucked either way with both parties.
>>43074335I mean, I don't pay much attention to max burgers.
>>43074374wow so you're a fake fan. ok
>>43074337>I suspect my gf is retardedthat's so hot
>>43074337She's just cute and innocent, actually buy her a treat, and don't let her eat your makeup, that's not being retarded, but the pinnacle of perfection, that rare type of woman that you find one in ten thousand... be proud, your girlfriend should be more literal.
>>43074633She owes me a kiss! I want my kiss!
>>43047734Hey there, I'm a troll from ftmg.I was thinking about planting beets, tomatoes, and red peppers. It would be the first time I planted anything, so I'm bound to mess up. But I really feel like I should get into gardening.Can you think of anything else I should grow as a first time grower?
>>43074776Use your feminine powers! You're a cute, real-world yuri couple; she might act like a character from Tomodachi Life, but even so, whisper in her ear, "You owe me a kiss, don't you think?" in a sexy, determined voice! Make her think about how she's going to kiss you and only THEN eat your makeup!!!!!!!!!!!
>>43074559I've had 10+ spicy chicken meals since its return. I may be its biggest fan. You made me curious, so I looked it up, and max seems to be very vague about how long they're going to offer them. I'm thinking it may be permanent. on ubereats, where you can see how popular each menu item is, the meal is ranked 3rd. Ditching one of their most popular burgers would make no sense, right?
>>43074818Hello, troll from ftmg.You should plant some parsley or similar herbs because they grow fast, are immediately edible, and boost your motivation.
>>43073495Max has been shit since like 2016. Miss the blueberry lyxshake tho
>>43075045Thanks anon.
>>43052030is this your daughter
>>43052763left is unironically better
>>43068932the left are all virtue signaling psychos
>>43075787adult human woman to uncanny plastic doll
>>43075290What changed then? The supreme was cancelled a lot earlier, I think.
>>43071291Hot, wanna bang?
>>43063395Every time I take the test I land on a different field.None of these personalities speak to me.Was invited to a birthday party that was MBTI themed. Everyone had to wear this nameplate with your name and MBTI in it. It was a fucking trainwreck.
>>43075836yep.
>>43077952What kind of hell do you reside in?
>>43075045>>43075315yeah seconding parsley, it's really easy to grow and once it's alive it's not easy to kill
I hear mint also keeps away mosquitos
>>43077085only if you are also a tranny
>>43047734i wish i could do more gardening, i get such bad allergies from now till fall and ive no idea why, they go away when i go outside so it's just confusing
>>43077952>It was a fucking trainwreck.omg do tell
>the al-quaeda guys that ursula, the rest of the eu and trump installed in syria are now, predictably, pogromming christiansI dislike the orange man.
>>43082684Tbh religious minorities in the middle east are fucked no matter what. Muslims were going to chimp out one way or another eventually.
>>43082684has nothing to do with grumbo, just geopolitics. assad is putin's little whore, not dependable, to the west
Happy Saturday little Beans!
>>43047734I might plant some cute cat safe things on the balcony to liven it up a bit! No garden to plant things in tho. Pollen can go die in a fire, makes my nose all stuffy when Iwant to enjoy the sunshine!
>>43058896 I don't have any special plans yet but I really want to go on a picnic and maybe visit some botanical gardens
>>43083148I just cummed damn it
>>43082870Christians are being sacrificed for israel's security because we live in jew-dominated societies.
>>43083579everyone is sacrificed for israel's security because, as diamond joe said himself in like 1993, "if israel did not exist it would be necessary for the US to invent her." it's not the jews, it's western billionaires. there are plenty of jews who hate what israel is doing, but are silenced, by the israelis, the actual nazi collaborators, with rhetoric suggesting that any opposition to israel's policies is tantamount to support for the holocaust
>>43083566Did you feel good Anon?
>>43063395I'm an INFP! It means I'm an idealist who's so sensitive and too stuck in her head if I remember correct
>>43083649very
>>43083740I hope you're having more than that for dinner!
Cute!
>>43079388The hell of being a university student during the 10s, which are "fondly" remembered for its "lol, so randumb" humour and people treating it like serious business.
>>43083740Cake Dolls?I sure hope!
>>43084276what does that have to do with mbti though
I just touched myself to a video of a woman twerking and farting, everyone throw rocks at me
>>43084758was she hot?
>>43084787yes
>>43053232Yes so I can fuck girls so much more easily
>>43053232No I wouldn't enjoy sex, PiV seriously disgusts me
hi fellow dykes anyone has a pretty blonde chick to share?
>>43085021Here
>>43085021this is the only picture i have of a blonde woman lol
What can be done about the shotacon problem in the lesbian community?
oh look, it found another shtick
>>43085553Just spent 30 minutes the 3 chapters thx for this kino
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>>43086655All my agp
Hello clg I am back because I'm bored and have no friends>>43086655Who is she?
>>43086655She looks like a girl who fits the 100% Korean stereotype, her movements too. Actually, Hanni is much more talented than those idols who can't sing or dance, rs.
>>43087218Hanni is also really talented at destroying her own career and fake crying to garner sympathy.
>>43087432Are we talking about the same Hanni? The invincible and undefeated Brazilian idol who released a song that became a bigger hit on streaming platforms than any Korean group:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMZIXd3F31oThe diction, the rap, the hip hop, the way a speech therapist would love, and she sang in every language imaginable: Korean, Greek, Japanese, etc. Since she's an idol, she's more focused on pop music, you know? Since she has a 100% Korean look, Blackpink is nothing compared to our favorite circus act. She'll certainly be chosen in Korea, and it's not some delusion her mom put in her head. :3
>>43087511Oh I thought you were talking about Newjeans Hanni lol
girls like girls like boys do
>>43087529No way, a diva is a diva, and Hanni from Shope is definitely something, lol
>>43083788i didnt'>>43084291bake rolls ofc
i'm getting paid 80k per year to change the word "manhole" to "maintenance hole" in government documentation. your tax dollars at work.
The artist who does Gwenpool and Jeff the Shark draws lesbian porn! AH!
>>43090681>change the word "manhole" to "maintenance hole"This is homophobic.
Romy Schneider
>tfw no qt, nip westaboo maid
>>43090681sounds about right
>>43091867what about her?
>>43092483didn't know I need a reason to post a beautiful woman...
>>43092550alright then...
>>43091040Gurihiru?
I think this girl is STILL having doubts about our relationship while I've been committed for months. I feel like she's cycling through excuses like 'we have too much resentment', 'you're emotionally avoidant' or 'it's limerence'.I'm getting really fucking annoyed right now because it seems like she's ignoring me from my end but then she weaponizes my reaction as another excuse to have doubts about our relationship.Oh, and she's aware that she's ignoring me.
my hands have had chronic eczema since for as long as i remember. general encouragement? thats it, i havent found a way to get rid of it, not yet
>>43094858>it's limerencewhy is she telling you how you feel
>>43094893how bad could it be?
>>43070263I haven't met many indian women in person but I think they are very beautiful!
>>43094858That sounds like such a headache. If someone's making you feel that insecure and confused all the time maybe they're not worth it?? It's exhausting when people play games like that. Could be time to play her own game back at her and see how she likes being ignored and used as a crutch while you focus on finding someone who's actually serious
>>43070263I had a thing for an indian woman and years later I'm not over it and frankly I never will
>page 9bunip
>>43098695the full tweet was even cuter.
redpill me on getting a hooker
I'd say there are reasons why you are based.However, what about this:>>43102067
>>43100529You will almost certainly end up with an STI, so I hope you've got your HPV shots at the very least. Also, keep in mind that the hooker will be faking everything, which makes things awkward and ultimately not worth the effort. Especially if you want to eat pussy. This is how US Marines end up hospitalized overseas, by the way.To sum up: don't. If I were you, I would try to hook up with a normal person.
>>43100529it's degenerate and gross.
>>43100529You could book a flight to Japan and visit one of the lesbian brothels there.>>43102364Statistically sex workers have far lower STI rates than non sex workers.
>>43104358>Statistically sex workers have far lower STI rates than non sex workers.You have to be clinically retarded to believe this.
>>43104919Sex workers practice safe sex and therefore spread less diseases compared to the general populace who don't practice safe sex and spread incurable "Super STIs" they get after hooking up with people they meet on hookup apps like tinder.
Buff lady of the day
*farts*
>>43106693next time record it for me
>>43106712What for
>>43106783don't worry about it
>>43106712no i'm too demure
only my wife will get to hear my toots uwu
Bipedo, are you having fun with the influx of auto-translated Japanese posts over on X?
>>43107035not her but I hate it because it ruins the mystique
In the saga, will O and L end up dating? Right now it seems we're witnessing a lovers' quarrel. Until Atelier releases an anime, we'll follow the romance between a borderline and a Latina. It seems America is full of love after all! Just not in the next The Sims! If it's bought by Saudi Arabia, I doubt it will have WLW and MLM...[Image from Not So Shoujo Love Story]
>>43105167Damn, that's a pretty face.
>>43102364some require documentation saying you are clean. those hookers would also give me the bug? >>43104358I don't have the money to go to japanese lesbian brothels unfortunately
>>43110844Apparently it's supposed to be surprisingly cheap in Japan
>>43110844>I don't have the money to go to japanese lesbian brothels unfortunatelyIf you really want to have sex with a sex worker then you can save up for it right?
>>43113130Yikes.
>>43113095>sex worker
>>43113624You're right. Some major retardspeak going on here.>>43113095>sex workerThey are whores, anon. Hookers. Prostitutes.
>>43113901what about "women of the night"?
>>43114000>women of the nightIt's a very poetic expression, but these days it might generate some confusion because we have literal women of the night too, i.e. doomscrolling nerds.
I know tranny talk is frowned upon, but man I'm so fucking tired of troons infesting literally every single online and offline space with the word "lesbian" in its description. I don't get it, if there are so few of them how can they make up at least 1/3 of the people in almost all fandoms or hobby groups I'm in?
just had my first coke in like a year and holy fuck it was so good
>page 10>>43114410cause we're a minority too
White angels have no wings is getting adapted as a series
I had a dream we all met up at a local carnival. Unsafe rides and street food. I woke up just now in a great mood. My back is a little tight but that's because I took a nap on the couch
>>43047734how do I stop hating afabs?What I've tried so far>pretending to be male attracted gay>indoctrinate myself into leftism>indoctrinate myself into rightism>transition>making female friends>deep interpersonal reflection>not thinking about women for yearsself termination isn't an optionI think I was abused by my mom and I know I need to talk to a therapist, though I'm not in a position to do so.just know that if you hate me I hate you right back *finger gunz
