What's your go-to place to relax?Previous>>43053460
>>43056774Eh ok>>43056778Do you crave being bullied for it now. I like to bully soft pretty gay guys but also love them
>>43056737What do you mean by act like a woman?
>>43056817I think you know lol
>>43056827Those not is "acting like a woman"
>>43056787Look at bigshot Marina making the new thread all large and in charge
>>43056824I do?? :/>>43056827Wow those all seem like good traits. I am very empathetic.
>>43056834I'm bulletproof, fire away, fire away
>Those not iswe have reached a new tier of ESL
>>43056834HeheheIt's my contribution!
>>43056831btw I am tired and grumpy but thought I should say hi from my AI generated nursing home matrix so you didn't take my aloofness personally. So, hi. Hope you are good today. I am just not very responsive to actual humans today so I am mostly just swatting at brainlets. Nothing to report. Well, I am up to something new but I dare not stir anymore shit up or they never shut up about it. Anyways.
>>43056844Im all of those things and not a woman
I'm holding my cum for 11 days and I will cum on my (future) boyfriend's face
>>43056856And I appreciate it.tc & gn
>>43056856I took a picture so you can print it out and put it in your journal
how do you get a boyfriend??
>>43056886>AI generated nursing home matrixlol I hope you're OK soon. Good and madI wonder what you're up to
10 KB JPG I detest you moids. All day everyday you say the most rancid misogynistic shit I have ever heard and then go on acting like you are normal. Moids ruin lives. Moid kill and rape for animal brained sexual pleasure and induce constant passive trauma onto women by aggroing us with their primatious body language and aggressive tone. Moids are sexually predatory by nature, designed to kill mame and abused then die at 25. I despise them. Any moid in a sufficiently comfortable environment where he feels free of consequences will act on these impulses regardless of the impact on the targets of his malignant perversions. I rebuke thee, vile chasers. You will never love us and always leave for a real woman in the end. I rebuke thee, idiot gay men who says we want to get raped by our dads everytime we say something they disagree with. I rebuke thee to the entire moid species!!! Malignant troglodytes, may your wretched souls be cast into the lake of fire, never to return to the tainted flesh you occupy on this earth.
>>43056920lol ty. Have a good night and be well. Hope you feel better soon.
My mum told me >homosexuals have shit demons attached to them I can see them whenever I see a homosexual and it makes them perverted and want to eat shitShe knows im gay...
>>43056932Thank you. Next time I see you i will say hi and show you something special
>>43056923ywnbaw
I came handsfree from dick again last night. He was drenched in my cum from his chest down do his navel. Tops are such whores...
Should i shave?
>>43056996>from my dickWhere else would you be cumming from
>>43056980I hate you more than anything timur
>>43056923I beg your pardon I never promised you a rose garden
>>43057025Oh come on, you can be meaner than that
>>43056999you should get knocked up and put a little baby in your belly little woman
i am a legally authorized bottom, so that means tops listen to what i say and they have to give me what i want when i ask (lest they suffer the consequences)
>>43057025
>>43057089i can comply with your demands :1. If you're hot 2. Only when I'm horny
>>43057091>>43057025Are you just gonna sit there and take that disrespect?
skinny, pale, stinky white teens and that's final
>>43057113If he's Patrick, then I'm SpongeBob sis.
I'm a powerbottom but I only like femboys
>>43057089I've been to jail sis. I've seen worse consequences than you can serve sis.
>>43057025Slash her sis.
>>43057130You're partially straight, sorry
>>43057130power though lonely nights then squirt
>>43057142Misogyny
>>43057146keek
Bottoms are incapable of love. Legalize gay slavery again.
>>43056897I'm glad you appreciate it! Goodnight, Anon!>>43056900I don't have one haha but thank you!
>>43057172I can ascertain it both points of view, and I think there's a serious lack of love and faithfulness in this community period. That's my honest interpretation but for the sake of argument No U Kant Luv poopy pants.
>>43057197im a defeated and heartbroken idealist, a cynic. i wish i could find love with one male and form a bond that can't be broken but i know at this point it's unlikely.
>>43057212i just want someone to love
>>43057215https://voca.ro/1jzgkf0RiRTl
>>43057215How rare and noble sis.
I've seen what monogamy does to a mf. And I don't want that to happen to me. That shit is volatile.
i'm eating hot chips
>>43057217your voice is incredibly nice to listen to
>>43057259for me it's utz "The Crab Chip"
i just want someone to kill me
>>43057275I'll do it sis
preferably a 7/10 finnish femboy who stabs me through the heart. And I tell him i love him.
one femboyfriend please thank you
>>43057262That's a random link i pulled from the tranny vocaroo thread you gross chaser
>>43057280You're so brave and kind. I love you.
>>43057294I knew it was too good to be trew no one love me ever desu :'(
>>43057297I wish. But thanks.
>>43057293may i have one as well? uwu
>>43057310can i hear it please? let's pretend I'm ordering a pizza from you. what would you say?
My posting history looks bad tonight. Ah well off tae bed soon for me..
my only redeeming physical quality is that I have a nice voiceit is all I haveI don't even train itI don't utilize the advantages given to me in lifeI squander itI sit here and squander it all waiting for someone to save mesomeone who will never show upbecause the only one that can save me isme
>>43057325I'll train your hole for you. Let's get you in shape.
i wanna learn how to suck coque, it's never too late, right?
>>43057334Uh, i thought this was gaygen. You sound like a woman.
>>43057335are you typing this with your cock in your hand
>>43057334Yikes
>>43057310I remember my teacher called me a prettyboy once when I was wearing a suit and tie for an academic event. It felt good sis.
>>43057342i'll show you instinctual. silly.
>>43057348*unzips*
>>43057339Yeah.
I want to take estrogen to be more fem bros
>>43057359You actually sounded like a gay bottom there and i was getting turned on.
>>43057381i was honestly thinking 'he sounds cute, i could fuck him' lol im retarded
>>43057381>>43057397>teehee anon, you're kinda cute*ugh oh no! was i too forward?* I mean, i'm retarded LOL
>>43057310It's a good feeling
Should I get this in 25cm or 35cm?
>>43057510grow up please
>>43057510Why don't you ask tankanon if that's something he would do
homosexual intercourse
>>43057510always get the biggest plush available
>>43057539
>>43057533No why?
I wish I can find this one.... one of many plush that only is in euroop
I wish I had a best friend
>>43057510Cute! What is it? And I think you should get the one you want! Do you normally prefer bigger or smaller plushies?
what should i eat?
>>43057556Me too
>>43057561SQUATS AND OATS
>>43057556I'll pretend to be your best friend for two maybe three posts if you want to anon
I dont want to be cremated i want my bones preserved so they can clone me in the future (my brain) and then upload me to a computer (my consciousness)
>>43057569that's too sadI am going to close the thread instead
>>43057559It's a flying squirrelIm new to plushes so idk what size.35cm seems better huggable but flying squirrels are smallI wish this was available somewhere. I live this one and the brand (same as >>43057510)
>>43057556put your best hole out there sis
>>43057571Nobody will invest money or time to clone you
Maybe i will get to meet some of you in the cloud :3 >and i want my face too look like this and my body to be skinny x3https://youtu.be/qnk9ovzMLy8?si=oPyy1fsK3Uvd8WpO
>>43057554you're a girl
>>43057585u were so hot. i could have saved u
>>43057585
>>43057585>>43057578Who knows maybe some perverted rich man in the future will have an obsession with our time period and will be reading this thread and want me as his 2000s peasant boy digital sex slave owo
>>43057543Never disrepect the dictator
>>43057594id rape him but my sperm would cure his schizophrenia instead of give him AIDS lol
>>43057595Ooh ooh aah
>>43057543lol
>>43057575These are all very cute! And oh thanks! I don't know much about plushies. Is there anything in particular you're looking for?
omae no wa shindeiru
i wish i had a male to lay on and nuzzle and generally pairbond with, as soulmates.
I think i seen once like in a daydream that I was shot or died on the toilet and then they took my body and put it in a field and my body decomposed and then my consciousness went into the mycelium of mushrooms so maybe we do die sometimes and there are different dimensions of death
Im so excited to die bros I literally almost cannot wait any longer.... :/
>>43057680that's sad. you sound like an Al Qaeda guy about to blow himself up. what's going on
>>43057543>>43057609We will find you
shiza bartok donating her fresh clean blood to save gd, but it turns him into a buxom Polish woman with pawg booty. new sitcom idea
>>43057687Im tired of being so heavy set and also I want to be digitized so I never age and can be free from the perils of the flesh https://youtu.be/GCAAxN5UUUA?si=886MJnSkhfa6iVd6
>>43057705best i can offer him is euthanasia
>>43057657I dont really know why I even like plushes.Normally im very minimalistDo you collect anything?
>>43057707You can lose weight. I was a fat gay kid who blossomed into a very attractive twink. Do what I did in reversehttps://youtu.be/cq1g3SO32iY?si=SEekNNMikL9Y9AJj
>>43057721>I was a fat kid who blossomed into an attractive twinkSo your skin didnt stretch is what your saying because when you put on adult weight your skin stretches so you cant be snatched anymore
>>43057743no it didn't. i went through a growth spurt in height and became homeless at around the and time and Voila! i was gayfab
>>43057710drown him in a escape bag of kielbasa farts
goonight gays
>>43057334Oh gaygen you never learn cucked by paige for eternity
>>43057801you and paige sound like women
>>43057585Are you catfishing on grindr with your old pics now xDDD
Why do people get mad about us chasing dat BBC>https://x.com/afroanalytic/status/2036818719913963926
>>43057807Ive never posted a vocaroo but ok
>>43057824you're shiza if you post sassy queen gifs imo
Creasing at bibisi and biwisi
>>43057817being mad that the app where some dude will messages you an image of his enormous hairy belly out of nowhere isn't woke enough is so fucking funny
Hopefully there is no hell dimension but there must be some pain piggies into that shit somewhere in all the dimensions 0_0 https://youtu.be/x3ZPFgF0dt4?si=7x7O82IaJ02pVKHu
>>43057814Sometimes I used my old pictures on an alt account just to see if a guy who turned me down because im fat would have fucked old me and if they would I go to their instagram and I put their name in a book
Germany have the 2 of the plushes i want but , doesn't ship to USA of courrsseee blyat
twtich chats and the channell's discord, sometimes I go on Kick too, but still in safe environments where the ban hammer goes hard
>>43057839are you dying soon? what are you talking about
>>43057844Is this gay alzheimer after gay death
>>43057858I was just kidding I dont do that lol
>>43057849We could drop dead at any moment anon its good to consider these things after all the universe could be considering your preferences and creating an afterlife for you based on user input for all we know and you dont want to leave them with nothing at all
i want a guy to cuddle with and tell him I love him
>>43057864Its time to grow up and groom and poz your own teenies now
>>43057870my heaven would be filled with blonde twinks getting this on the record now for when i kaput
My bf is warming my feet with his feet
>>43057889Hnnnnnnnnng
I've fucked up everything in my life
>>43057889Show playing footsie
British giant house spiders are a thing i just discovered
>>43057977What is the biggest spider in Rossiya?
Hey, I can be the answer
>>43057997Oh ok cuz i was in the 212
>>43058009Wow those will be some sexy twinks in a couple of years 0_0
>>43058009Me snatching the socks off that unappreciative little turd
>>43058016Wtf stop impersonating me
>>43057711I find that sometimes that happens with things, like hobbies. I think I'm pretty minimal too. I don't have any specific kind of thing I collect, but I'll sometimes find something interesting and keep it, like a rock I found that has what looks like a person's face on it.
>>43058022I am (You) and (You) are me
>>430580910_0
PLEASE FUCK MY ASS
Omg what if humans had a hole designated for fucking that didnt have shit coming out of it
>>43057988Apparently a big wolf spider/tarantula
Imagine shoving things like large glass jar in your ass, it shatters and tears up your inside of asshole, and he said - "im not gay, it's just funny"
I will never find love :(
>>43058210you will if you kill the tumorword
Why anyone would want me dead?
My grandfather used to say>how do you know a Frenchmans been in your yard? >your garbage is knocked over and your dog is pregnant 0_0
>>43058234>lowest life formgeez gd, have u seen a mirror recently?how are your cats? alive?
>>43058247My cats all started dropping like flies after I fed them garlic
>>43058242smart man!
You would be a fool to trust anything on this website And honestly I deleted it because im trying to be a nicer more censored person for our ai overlords
>>43058248i know a guy who wont eat garlic, and i fuckin hate him!
>>43058254I will remember what you said always.
its like a literal teratoma with mouth
I thought about posting a pic of my dad i found last night but idk why it crossed my mind to do it.
>>43058313Post a pic of your penis
>>43058319Why?
Oh boy 3 AM
>>43056787A man's crotch
>>43058386Is it comfy?
My bf leaved after edging me for a whileI need to hump a guy's crotch or face omg
>>43058340Pietro...
>>43058400Only when it's hairy
Marina is my bf
not even really attracted to men, but my body responds positively to anal sex.am i allowed to have a bf if i'm basically a straight bottom? i need dick, but i'm not into hookups. i wanna have a sort of relationship with one guy, someone who has a mutual interest in smashing buss; in like, an exclusive way.. because uhh, i wouldn't want to be with a guy who has side pieces, i want to be his one and only because i'm. territorial.
I wish I had a European bro to buy for me treasures i cant order from the usa like pic relatedOr pray the german seller is kind to ship to me. I ask him.
>>43058530the mind will always think, "what if". what if it was real dick? then from there it becomes impossible to not be curious, like i will always be thinking i'm missing-out, and like logically it is true, it makes sense to want the real thing.
>>43058551Get a tranny with a shenis then?
>>43058556it's not the same, when a guy does it, it's hot. when a tranny does it, it's just weird.
This angers mePeople they name gay have a talent for seksfap.And how noseksfap exists.I have a talent for seksfap. But I am not gay.And now I must live in this world of weaklings.Where are my homies @?Ja sorry I am from the Netherlands. I don't see that distinction as well in this word choice. English is English in a way.
>>43058499>>43058586post hole
>>43058565Youre gay
And now I must live in this world of weaklings.>WeaklingsIs it somehow suggested I discriminate against lgbt people? This is the exact point, lgbt people do not alpha seksfap as it should (weak) and noseksfapsters are weak (weak) I drink coffee lately. I don't know I'm under the impression it may influence how I am.I don't mean... I AM angry that has nothing to do with it.
>>43058595you're wasting your time telling a mentally ill homophobe they're gay
>>43058586Be my plushie broker
I believe boys and young men emit a strong smell of testosterone pheromones from their genitals, and thats why gays want to sniff and touch them 0_0
>>43058636Clock it
>>43058636so what made you want to sniff and touch old men
>>43058619>plushieHeh plushie. Is that where, that typical gay form? I don't mean anything negative. I don't want to touch it saying something.
The aroma of manly essence in male pits is out of this world. Personally, i feel safe and aroused when i drown in such a sweaty and steamy embrace.
Destroy my bussy not my planet
>>43058546I'd consider it but i'd wager you're about as keen on sharing your personal info (real name, private address and banking info) with a random stranger from a thread as I am regarding mine. luckily package forwarding is a thing if you really need it and are willing to pay: https://shipgerman.com/also, does it need to be that color? https://www.ebay.com/itm/225248972555 is available in the US
>>43058546Tankanon bought and sent me a feshlight
>>43058706which one
>>43058718Some random one from a sex shop
>>43058725and what did you get him?
>gigi will never buy you a sex toy Why live?
>>43058699This is the order I wish for
>>43058768I mean pic attached
>>43058768When I select a word I get an icon in Firefox I can click and then Gemini is going to tell me all about it if I want.A timur is a local celebrity according to Gemini.Mostly saying something like I do here I can go lurk more
I lost 3.5 pounds this month. Not bad but not great, I must redouble my efforts.
>>43058699That's a neat site but I see this ->Postal deliveries to the US temporarily suspended: Postal carriers are slowly resuming DDP services to the US and we are working on the technical details to provide them for you. Postal services had suspended all services to the US due to unclarity on customs procedures.
>>43058802Why is thorny records himself doing this?
>>43058808Looks more like your tranny mom desu
>>43058802delta looks much better here than usual
>>43058797"are slowly resuming" and "had suspended" are the keywords here.just send em a mail and ask if you're unsure. i doubt they would be giving out quotes if there was no shipping happening.
ever since thorny got depressed, he's no longer fit for bantz. who should i bantz with now?
>>43058802Agp final boss
my happy place:https://youtu.be/9z5qpyxRR-A
>>43058802delete zis, motherfooker
>>43058871
i gotta go do errands today. pick up my grasses. pick up my meds.
>>43058871idk the fit goes kinda hard it would look pretty cunty on a himbo or twink
>>43058931nothing is true, brother. everything is permitted
>>43058931grasses as in weed as in that good good
Would you rather be a straight woman?
>>43058971Ehhh, maybe I would be an FTM so I could get boy preggers, but I don't want to be a woman.
>>43058971i am a straight cis woman
>>43058971i'd rather have a bigger pole and a hairier hole
>>43059009>hairier holetoo much
>>43058971yeahi would probably be an incorrigible whore if i had a hole that didn't require a strict diet and cleaning
>>43058925Good morning my beautiful kolaczki cookie
mantiddies rule them all
>>43058925I'm so sorry about your job, shiza. If I ever see Tim Sweeney I will punch him in the balls so hard he fixes shader compilation
You gonna trip, slip, fall, land and lick on dickIt be the same nigga bout to come and lick on thisHold up
>>43058794champ
>>43058971No bcuz i would have 12 children from 6 different baby daddys and be divorced 8 times already but having a multiorgasmic pussy and having a 3rd hole would go pretty hard ngl i would get a pussy probably if they could make a 100% functional one
>>43059032>>43059061delulu mind incels
>>43058886your life is eternal fucking bantz
>>43059015there can never be too much
>>43058340too fat
>>43058420Oh... because it's soft like a pillow?>>43058432Hehe what do we do as bfs?
>>43059100i fuck you up the ass 3 times a day
>>43058958Cannabis it is something to explore and be mindful of, but then there are reasons cannabis is an interesting form of therapy.Or cannabis may not be spoken about. Basically. In this site?
>>43058971Yes
>>43058971No way, I love being a man.
>>43059113I don't know if I can be that active in one day :s
>>43059131Only one way to find out ;)
>>43059131you'll learn
>>43059117Cannabis makes everything more interesting
>>43059035die
>>43059131Also good morning Marina
>>43059145This explains so much abt you
>>43059100no because i like hairy male crotches. they don't usually stay soft with my head there
>>43059035So that's his surname...
>>43059145Often I have my thoughts and what I think about begin to hurt. Don't you?Are there personal reasons why you should in fact be so inquisitive. I don't mean always (necessarily) I mean everything on substance use. That directness about it. I mean as a choice sometimes. A culture "what people say" But at its time to learn from.
>>43059149Dont be like that my pudgy potato pierogi come kitten kiss your daddy mwah mwah muah
Alcohol >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weed
>>43059184you know what timur? you may not be a real slav, but you're a slav in spirit and that i can respect
rare Timmy W
rapehttps://files.catbox.moe/2m1iah.mp4
>>43059201i wish they woukd grape me
>>43059201what version of english do they think they're speaking
>>43059184Nu uh. Alcohol is really unhealthy
>>43059216stralian probably?
>>43059136Oh goodness!>>43059138To have sex three times a day? (๑•﹏•)>>43059151Good morning!>>43059153Like what? I'm glad you understand me better now.>>43059159That seems like it might make for an uncomfortable pillow...!>>43059172No, but I have had bad thoughts that I'm assuming were exaggerated by the weed. And I guess it's always good to be educated on the substance you use. You can never go wrong with knowledge. :)
>>43059184You're not even old enough to drink. You don't know.
gonna watch it tonite, seems amusing
>>43059231You should watch me naked instead
Marina will you be my Mexican bf?
Fucking pussy-ass poser.
>>43059234pls no...
>>43059071no vey, buddeh
>>43059235Arent you supposed to be racist
>>43059119eff off to >>>/mtfgen/, luff
>>43059240doesnt look like crack desu
>>43059244hes a fat retarded cunt and yes it takes one to know one
>>43059240stop being so obsessed with timur
>>43059222>(๑•﹏•)i know you've ridden your dildo more than that in a day
>>43059234post link
>>43059222nah, hairy crotches are comfymaxxing
>>43059255hidoi na hito no kokoro toka nai ka
Don't be a retarded bitch.
>>43059235Sure hehe but I'm American>>43059266My max in one day is five>>43059278Oh okay! ^-^
stfu
>>43059331exactly, 3 is nothing
>>43059331But ethnically you are latina
>>43059331>My max in one day is fiveYASSSSS ANAL QUEEN
>Don't be a retarded bitch.
>>43059373>>43059373
>>43059244I am racist. 100%.>>43059331Omg <33 *kisses you* You just made my day.
>>43056787how many times were you rejected before someone loved you back? so far I am 2 - 0
>>43056787The mall. I just sit on the chairs covered up and hope no one talks to me. I text in gay discords and try to find a daddy near me but havnt found luck. The dream would be to find some old ass married man near me come and pick me up and take me somewhere private.
>>43059184You know .. you can get high on thc without smoking the weed with that alcohol is shit tier
