>>43057992
Nicole is wearing a wig in that photo.

>>43057994
if i thought i could get away with it i would too

>>43058003
Well she did.

atrophy? i barely knew 'er

connor storrie achievsd all his goals and had a great life as agay man but i on the other hand have been half tranny half gay wirhout committing to either so now im liks derritus

it hurts.

>>43058098
Why is there no what out?!

wagwahwahwagwag iwnbaw

iwnbaw iwnbaw iwnbaw im si sad wahwagwagwag

swagswagswag

>>43058104
insane.

i feel like bladee. i got the big jaw big chin sensitive pretty face

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im actually just fat n ugly lol anyone wanna be my bf

i feel like thaiboy cause i need two of everything

two balls two tits, yeah n im also throwin fits balenciage prada fenty at the mall

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shouldve got my shit together and been a buff guy

>>43058143
hi

QOTT: its definitely the wrong answer, but 'The last samurai' because it was the first Tom Cruise I remember watching and it made me cry.

>>43058008
she = onika
ate = burgers

imagine the last sumarai but with a kurd instead of tom cruise

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GytNGlSKix8

i have position in the food chain dysphoria

qott: Tropic Thunder, and maybe Mission Impossible: Fallout but mostly because of Henry Cavill in that second one

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>>43057992
hard to tell bc hes never been im any good movies

is loving top gun malebrained?

top gun is for cis women

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i am totally normal moder that can be trusted with and around burgers

Do moders enjoy the topical homoerotic hockey drama Heated Rivalry?

>>43059510
i did not. watching two men whine about being fags is not my idea of interesting

i’ve been considering watching it, but instead i’ve been watching malcolm in the middle

i only watch anime and k-dramas

>>43057992
That one where he is a pilot and smuggles dr*gs for colombians.

i dont particularly like tom cruise movies so probably top gun but not bc of cruise

Gay Retard

>>43059624
what anime are you watching?

>>43060592
yes?

>>43057992
Who the fuck cares about tom cruise when nicole kidman is right there

>>43060911
Honestly true he's unrecoverably mogged here.

her body is nice but her face is kinda scary on that picture

i lost all attraction to women

my head hurts so fucking bad

drink a glass of water
lie down
and dont think

>>43061229
but I have to work and I can't not think have you ever actually tried not thinking

I need a hole in my head so fucking bad

moo

finna have a nervous breakdown and go live on the street see how long I make it

my plan to eliminate in myself all desire and all need for social interaction and all envy over missed experiences is encountering a few difficulties

>>43059510
no because it wasn't actually about hockey at all and it wasn't really about gay men
false advertising

also it's set in like 2014 there should have been a scene where ilya convinces the other one that the 'volunteer' forces in eastern ukraine are the good guys

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hi every1 tumblrmoder here just saying that I'm graduating from manmoding soon. My boyfriend made me see the light that I'm being retarded and making myself miserable for no reason other than preserving a life that I hate and want to leave behind anyways. im marrying him and going out into the world (probably gonna be a different country but who knows he's not gonna be in active combat service anymore so it could be anywhere) and that also means no more moding
we're gonna be together and I'm gonna get this weight off my shoulders its the only smart thing to do really I've just been denying it because I was scared of taking the step
so this is officially farewell moders thx for all the laughs and stuff. im gonna wifemode and enjoy free college provided by the American taxpayer while living in a suburb in Germany or something

we’ll miss your vocaroos </3

i won't, good riddance

bittermoder

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>>43061769
omg thats awesome but im gonna miss you sm!! I hope the girlmoding and wifemoding goes great and you never step foot here again <3
Just for u also I will post my most treasured jellyfish picture

god i want to flip some burgars

for money or for the love of the game?

it's my raison d'être

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>>43062616
tysm jelly <3 I hope you can find someone who can rescue you from this bullshit existence like I did. You and me are very alike I can just tell so I know you'll meet someone who sees you for what you are: beautiful

saw my tits on /b/ again

posting my tits on tttt

been there, done that, ghosted everyone who dm'd me

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>>43062745
I feel cringe af asking this but could I add you on discord anywhere? Ur too fun to talk to and I’d regret not asking desu

>>43062926
of course girly!!!!! my disc is real1riggy from there ill give you my main account

>>43062923
i’ll confess i was lying. i have never posted my cones anywhere

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>>43062956
Added u my ex-modah

>>43061769
ok

do moders have the n word pass

yeah.

no one here is a manmoder because that isn't real are we suppose to give a fuck

>>43062916
atp I think you're the one posting

i am a man and i can kick your ass

>>43063576
i don’t have anyone here’s tits saved anywhere to post them, and i don’t go on b to post anything anyway

>>43063551
why so mad?

destroy everything of any worth

you wouldnt kick my beautiful ass if you were a real man

lowkirk want to cheat on my trans gf with a cis guy

please don’t cheat on people. it’s evil

everyone here is a sinner

CAN'T WAKE UP
(i'm trying to cut back on caffeine and haven't had any today)

>>43063787
yeah but i don’t care about religion

>>43063773
moralfags are the real evil

moralfaggotry is one of the funniest concepts from 4chan. the idea that you’re superior for being amoral is so ridiculous lol

im so fucking manly it's over

>>43063585
sorry that was meant to >>43062878

>>43064068
morality is mental cuckoldry thoughbeit

>>43064131
cheating on your partner is cucking someone you care about, if cuckoldry is so bad

need a white tranny to be racist to my ethnic ass (italianx)

>>43064118
>>43063576
nah I don't typically repost old pics

>>43064342
i need to die (i look like a man)

>>43064342
what if my ancestry is also pretty italianx? do you still want me to call you a wop?

would you be mad if i walked up behind you in public and nutted on you then ran away

>>43063624
cheaters are subhuman

>be me
>tiny ass
>tiny hips
>huge shoulders
>huge ribcage
>yeah i'll get ffs why not
ROFLCOPTER!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>43064521
ya that stuff is sticky and i already hate having sticky fingers from food in public

i'm actually post-human

I'm alt-human

is it chill to cheat on cis women with trannies tho?

it's literally always chill to cheat

i miss being a fully sexless eunuch cis male from 16-21 that shit was goated. being a fully sexless eunuch manmoder is just pathetic. this is bc when i was doing it as a male youth it was a negation of male virility and bourgeois social totalitarianism but now as a manmoder it's like a whore would-be actress that missed their shot it's just SAD

>>43064521
probably, yeah

just... uGH

I give up

wish i wasnt traumatized and could say words because i have had many chances and ruined all of them because i cant speak words with anybody since i went insane after my cishet cope failed

seven years since i realized i couldnt fake being straight. 3.5 years since i realized i couldnt ignore my dysphoria. I AM UGLY AND GAY AMD RUINED FUCK MY LIFE BRO

shouldve stayed a man hsoulve stayed a man shulve stayed a man whoulsdve trooned younger shouldve beena woman shouldve detransitioned by now shoulasae been a guy shouldbve died shouldve been a womannnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

>>43064716
thank you that means i win

gain weight and i'll consider hitting it from the back

i be meeting passoid youngshits like every other woman i see feels like a passoid youngshit to me im going insane is that normal to see a woman and be like that's a passoid youngshit

i've been having a great week, you losers should try it

>>43064801
how

*tries your week*
ya alright that's p nice
might be taking more of your weeks

if i tried any of your weeks i would go insane like the girl from the subtance and destroy both of our bodies. fucking fakemoders

>>43064819
are you sure you’re not just seeing cis women?

when cis women see me they run

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>>43057992
>QOTT
legend

>>43065013
maybe by why do they look at me with such sympathy

why do people look at me i cant read the expressions in their eyes im so afraid

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im afraid jelly might be fucking awesome holy shit

what’s jelly? like jam?

>>43065398
hell yeah I can't wait for jam

life is frightening

I'm gonna jam my fingers into my EEEEEYYYYYYEEEEEESSSSS

any1 wanna play gg strive w me

I AM SCARED of OTHERS

>ride the train
>everyone crammed in one car that smells like garlic sausage asshole
>99 empty cars for nonexistent rich customers that ride trains
fml

>>43065619
try posting your shoes here when you’re on the train

hope your train crashes

>>43065225
we always knew, that’s why we love her so

scamazon died in 1998 when it started selling more than books and again in 2017 when it bought whole fooda
geocities died when it was bought by yahoo and again later when yahoo itself died
facebook opened to the public and became meta
yahoo pretends to still exist but is literally a different entity with the same name
google became alphabet and stopped saying don't be evil
it's unclear how long Apple has breen Israeli; definitely since 2015, but possibly as early as 1985
4chan died first with moot leaving, again with the captcha, and yet again with the hack
no technology company is what it was when they are good; they are all dead zombies, Satanic entities puppeted by the Evil Emperor unseen demonic being

>>43065765
trainmoder’s or the garlic sausage asshole train?

shut the fuck up schizo

if a schizo can’t post to four chan dot org, where can she post?

go bake, hon

Israel/Germany/America/England/Russia/China/Korea/Iran: the Eurasian American behemoth axis of evil world dictatorship and total domination, brainwashery, and manipulative secret control. victory to Africa. fuck you crackers. death to the West. death to the East. victory to the Third World

uh oh melty

im a man with a penis

>>43065834
maybe. i kinda want to try my hands at kaiser rolls since my friend who can’t have the sweets i usually make loves kaiser rolls

can I still be anti white if my gf is white?

>>43066004
egg roll ham and cheese

>open passgen
>consists of women
this is how i KNOW all the cis women in my life are passoids mocking me. im the only cis man

>>43066039
that's 90% of ethnic women who are super vocal about hating white people, so sure

wish I had a gf

>>43066050
you’re like the transvestigators who seem to think everyone on earth is trans

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>>43066051
tbf anti white just means whiteness/white supremacy and technically she's not white, she's just v white passing

>>43066004
cinnamon roll

>>43066089
i even thjnk im trans despite being a straight cis man

technology = power = domination
world domination superpower biotechnology weaponized by resurrected alien God of Hellfire ripped in pieces

most of cis people are lowk npcs

Cyberculture = a prison where you can't see the bars or touch them so you think you're free
what the human race is suffering from is mass hypnosis

>>43066142
sadie plant wrote about this

OH MY GOD GO BACK TO 2019

the illusion of human experience is a form of evanescent supercomputation

wish i had a bf

estrogen killed the part of me that wanted to bottom and now i'm viscerally repulsed by my former bottom ways
i repent for every dick i ever put in my mouth or ass

manmind = turboautism = superprison = megadeath
the Evil Emperor laughs down at me from his throne of innocent blood

i mean it’s 2026 we addicted scared n compliant in this bitch plus i got my while hog out hooo rahh chud

HolyWarDivinePunishmentThineLips

FLESH IS THE FABRIC THAT COVERS MY ROBES
BLOOD IS THE MATTER THAT BUILT UP MY THRONE

Honestly the internet only makrs sense if god made it for me to control me becuase the world is smaller than i think

thanks for opening up my eues anony

what is the mathematics of plant physiology?

i put spinach around my penis and pretend im a hung anthropomorphic plant

>>43066260
Fibonacci

is playing sims malebrained

i somehow want to top after all is said and done
how to correct

is playing with my bootyhole malebrained

is it crazy to convince yourself youre a straight fella when women make you feel nothing besides dull jealousy or disgust whereas men make your insides feel like theyre on fire

finger my brains through a bloody gaping hole in my skull

the platonic manmoder is charactarized by irrationality, fluid identity, general
intelligence, and even inhumanity

>>43066106
i’ve been thinking about making them again…they were really good

the truest, most agp transbian, exemplary of malebrainedness, turboautism incarnate, back in the flesh, destroys everything
so what does a troon think to xyrself when xe's king?

>>43066280
idk but im playing it rn and watching a youtuber play it rn

I have no one to bake for

>>43066154
back in 2019 i probably still had a shot of passing. in the first few months i was still in a relationship. i need to go back knowing i’m a tranny and about diy, and perhaps with my 2019 ability to lock tf in and get shit done

how do i tell my boss that im a temporal anarchist and his diatribes on the impirtance of biurgeois clock time fall upon deaf ears!!!

>>43066350
if you live in an apartment you could bake for your floor. if you have a job you can bake for your coworkers

>>43066355
i came out to a lot of people for the 2nd time in 2019. it didn’t work out and i repped it. i was also raped. Etc etc. i also read the sun also rises though and that was soo good it’s almost more real to me than my actual memories so a mixed bag of a year overall

i fingerfuck my infected bulletwound replete with spiraling, pulsating, living, curling worms
i am wormmother, chief among the dishonest prophets, chosen by God go kill mortals with no remorse

>>43066369
I work from home and don't know my neighbors (I'm pretty sure they all hate me)

OMG OMG

I bless you with rot I bless you with decay

>>43066373
2019 was right in the middle of my “i’m not trans, i’m just a passionate ally who expressed tranny thoughts over a decade ago” phase

thanks mate

>>43066356
¡exactly–Einstein showed us that time is relative; furthermore, all measures other than Plank time are arbitrary!
P.S. If the above en-dash is un-spaced, then why does 4chan trim HSPs (hair-width spaces)?

>>43066388
i was a self aware repper except for 2020-22 when i forgot i was trans

would you accept baked treats from a trans woman?

I accept death

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¡Dionyseus, crucified,
God of Jews,
God of Blood,
God of Wine,
i broke Jesus!

There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither slave nor free, there is no male and female, for you are all one in Tragic Wisdom.

>>43066405
of course. what would you bake?

i can barely breathe fuuuck

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anti–Jew-Greek God-Man, with seven heads, each devouring of the seven heavens of Shabazz

i didn’t shower yesterday and i doubt i’ll shower tonight. i’m disgusting

i showered twice today AND I CANT FUCKING BREATHE MY EYES HURT MY CHEST HURTS IM COUGHING EVERYTHING FUCKING SUCKS IM SCARED OF SLEEPINg

open the eleventh Book of Blood to read the 99th word of its 13th chapter

dear google,

what bac do I need to induce respiratory depression and how can I do it the fastest?

yours truly,
anon

>>43066495
i need to sleep more. i’m so useless for the first 4 hours of work every day because i’m sitting at my desk on the verge of dozing off

>>43066499
fentanyl

i don't shower in general, there's literally no reason to. showering doesn't do anything it's all placebo.

>>43066506
w2c

>>43066504
good for you i work in a SHOP doing MECHANICS and i breathe BRAKE DUST

Perhaps you will believe the million feet of film that's been taken above... uh... Mexico City, and various other places
If you think that you are alone in this universe or that you are the guardians of this universe, then you are rudely mistaken.

im a plumber eating ass and getting shit everywhere i leave a yeast infection with every wineo milf i meet giggity ooo yea eagles hit marker doritos nigga

>>43066509
ask the Black Guy

>>43066438
bread
cakes and muffins and cupcakes
macarons
eclairs
cinnamon rolls
creme brulee

Blessed by Biaviians like the French theologians
Antichrist is coming in the form of a powerful Roman
Development of AIDS was funded in 1969 for the seven
Injected into a hundred million Africans in '77

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My back is looking massive today chaf my underbut goes between 35 and 34. something is seriously wrong but inignore it

im thinking that i finally have copd

>>43066567
let me blow it out

With E.B.E. – extraterrestrial biological entity
Discovering extraordinary memories scattered across grassland
Suddenly seeing illuminations from the seven heavens
Circle of sand of Area 51 and 57
Separate the schoolkid and reveal the reptilian
I seen the CIA transform into the species of Grays
The Sabbath seven adding up to seven levels of the Majestic 12

Annunaki planted the seed where I dwell
Either vortex turbines pulling me to Hell
Awareness upon my savannah is omni dimensional
Gray species has a common memory complex of the social
Liquid crystal colloidal membranes responding
To the spectrum of the universal intelligence matrix
The basis is that extraterrestrials created Christ
And have a device that recorded all of Earth's history
And can display it in the form of a hologram precise
Construction of synthetic humanoids is among us
You have entered the Land of Nod to face the deafening thunders
And the spiritual wonders because the harvest now is coming
Beware the worldwide ancient tunnel system the government is running

Was abducted in Nebraska
Then taken back to the laboratory
Experiment performed before me
Nonearthly alien autopsy
Psycho-social biological and electro-
Magnetic manipulation of human consciousness

>>43066516
i’m sorry for bringing it up

>>43066567
my underbust is 36” last i measured :/

my best friends have known i’m trans for almost exactly 13 months and they’ve used she/her and my tranny name a combined 0 times since :D

I have no friends and am going to die alone :D

>>43066661
those aren't your friends

>>43066661
did you ask them to

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identify and destroy the controllers in order to free our senses from the system of total control

>>43066661
lol get owned retard

we are all "owned" by the Evil Emperor && His Controllers

im AGAMP and AAP

>>43066758
it just means i’m the truest moder here

I fucking hate everyone

even me?

especially (You)

every time I think things can get better I have it thrown in my face that they will only ever get worse

>Nietzsche's forced conversion to inverted platonism is rooted in one essential Heideggerian tenet, which is the mutual incompatibility of religion and thought in the highest sense, the post-philosophical and Heideggerian sense.

i know you still post here and i still love you

nietzsche was an std-riddled pseud with bad conclusions but he identified the issues with our society pretty well

is it me? do you love me

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not me
no one loves me

i pretend i don’t post here still, don’t get me wrong
as for that second part

>Genius and insanity lend each other a hand until the last instant, giving the lie to the orthodox thesis that disconnects the two.

/mmg/ e-dater son or /mmg/ irl dater daughter

>the great positivistic equivalence of all religious traditions.

>>43067063
cowbot vs chudette

>Socialism, insofar as it is the ideology of struggle of the proletarian class, undergoes the general conditions of birth, development and consolidation of an ideology, that is to say it is founded on all the material of human knowledge, it presupposes a high level of science, demands scientific work, etc. … In the class struggle of the proletariat which develops spontaneously, as an elemental force, on the basis of capitalist relations, socialism is introduced by the ideologists.

Don't you worry, impossible for anything to be a big deal

This body by my own hands
My friends and family won't understand

>>43067091
>cowbot
e-dating isn't dating
>chudette
that wasn't dating

>>43067167
>edating isn’t dating
edating is edating though
>that wasn’t dating
what was it?

didn’t happen. try again

>>43067222
>>43067245

>>43067211
>what was it?
it was just a prank, bro! lole

my life sucks also im gay

>>43067350
Same but I'm not gay

maybe I should drown my sorrow in taco bell
or maybe I should starve myself and never eat again
or maybe I should eat and drink everything I have here
or maybe I should drink bleach

>>43067603
maybeeee tomorrow you'll find you're waaaay home

>>43067651
maybe tomorrow I finally won't wake up what a relief that'd be

What compelling you people to keep making the most boring thread ever day after day

>>43067729
So fucking lonely!!!!

what's compelling you to read boring threads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRav_Y6y228

these threads used to be fun sometimes but proper mmg 'ments are few and far between now

bend over I'll 'ment you faggot

I miss my manmoder, it's not getting better. I wish I never edated. I wish I didn't delete most of her pictures. I shouldn't have tried. I wish I deleted all of her pics.

>>43068272
>I shouldn't have tried. I wish I deleted all of her pics.
same
in so many layers and regards
same

from mom:

>GET THIS STRANGE MAN OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU ARE OFFICIALLY OUT OF THE WILL YOU ARE JUST LIKE YOUR FATHER HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME

lol
xd

>>43068323
family is just the best isn't it?

>>43068358
I have no family
I have no one

I have tbell that's all I need fuck everyone fuck interpersonal relationships fuck trust fuck feelings fuck all the fucking lies and bullshit I got my steak grilled cheese burrito

>>43068316

skipping my injection because who cares lol I'm not even a real tranny

tryin on your girl's clothes
i stay in the condos

>>43068323
lore
now

>>43067729
what compelled you to visit?

>>43068183
is ‘ments moments or comments?

i watched oblivion and it was extremely boring, didn't care about any of the characters not even morgan freemans character
the aesthetics were nice but lacking in soul
could have been good

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i dont care about anything

i look at my body get ad get hit with a memory of middle or early high school when i could have avoided it and then get upset because i was failed by both myself and everybody around me in important ways and now my whole life is a waste. how a nigga come out so many times and still only get on estrogen quietly by themselves as an adult? shit is fucked tf up

abd it’s like why me cause i shohld have known and i did know and i made every decision consciously becausw i was always a scared person and i didnt want to feel violence so i didnt troon but i have felt violence as a man and it wasnt that bad also i was raped but tou know what was worth than both? GROWING TF UP INTO A MALE MAN and you know what was worse than that??? transitioning from MALE to male. I HAVE TITS. IM FAT BECAUSE I EAT BAKED GOODS THAT I ONLY MAKE CAUSE IM UGLY AND NEED TO FEEL SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL HAPPEN CAUSW OF ME BJT THEYRE NOT EVEN THAT GOOD AND I GET SO SCARWD WHOLE COOKING AND TIRWD AND DISTRUSTFUL OF MY OWN HANDS AND I DONT BOTHEE DECORATING THE GOODS LIKE I SHOULD SO BASICALLY I HAVE BLAND BORING MODERCOOKIES FATTENING UP MY MAN ATOMACH FOR NO REASON MEANWHILE I DONT HAVE A BOYFRIEND MY BACK IS HUGE AND I HATE MY JOB!!!!!! crying

im like… If a woman was mummified in a dude and it really really sucked

When im by myself i dont feel dysphoric angmore btw i feel like a feminine spirit of nature which in a sense i guess i am on the feminine side of things universally speaking but then im public and i remember OH YES I AM A MALFORMED HUMAN MAN that wants to be a MALFORMED HUMAN WOMAN and the wholw thibg feels icky and makes me scared. why me

im not a real person anymore. i havwnt been for a long time. sadge

i wish i couldve done the male childhood -> female young adulthood -> female middle age -> female old age -> female death pipeline

btw should i get ffs or a mastectomy

>>43066077
hi

>>43069241
yaktaifbycabyltspoym
iwiclyialatypabikicsybiltalt :(

>>43069280
give me an answer you sick bastard

post butt clarity

>>43069291
you already know the answer

>>43069347
if you saw my back the answer would change because you would realize how hopeless it is. however if you saw my face the answer would change yet again because you would realize how distressing of a face it is. Boy, what a bind! phew wipes brow and places hands on hips

>>43069379
amazing
we’re running out of time don’t waste what time you have

my tumblr for you tab is either terfs or videos of trans womem making out
both make me miserable

>>43069253
hi

>>43069430
you're suppose to say something flirty or post your contact

>>43069241
back to the old attention well

>>43069407
mine’s shitposts, trans support, and communism. am i tumblring wrong?

>>43069407
i hate relationship havers im gonna die an unlovable moided chud

>>43069455
oh sorry
bye

god im so full with hamburgers im gonna bur

genuinely what's the point

>>43069693
yay

>>43069591
I was going to post the video i just saw just to piss you off but I won't because i am a good person

>>43069837
thank you nona, i will never forget your kindness......

>>43069455
>she thinks the users of manmoder general can flirt

i flirt by threatening to kms if ppl dont date me
works often too

based me too

i try and not tell people that i want to kill myself. it feels like a downer

odds it's time for a shot
evens wait another day, you don't want a clot

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>>43068470
do not come to my town. two moders is too many.

i usually ask dis shit to chatgpt because its awkward but is putting minox on my fingers and then rubbing it on my stupid bald temples rly efficient it feels like kiddy playtime i cant take it serious i feel like the guy from the courage the cowardly dog episode. for real tho i do not have much balding but my temples are not feminine and someone recommended me minox so im on day 3 of rubbing this shit on and it just feels like im doing it for jack shit

kys slopbrain

>>43070179
minoxidil takes a few months of consistent everyday use to work, which it will, people use it for a reason even if it does feel kinda silly, if you wanna feel even sillier do a scalp massage and some rosemary oil (diluted) there as well

oh yeah also it gets worse before it gets better, you might notice increased hair fall for a while as your old thin hairs are replaced by healthier ones but it's nothing to be alarmed about

fuck my norwood 2 chungus life

the application just feels fake. sprinkling some foul water on my hairline and fingers then rubbing it on my skin and it immediately dries up like ok im sure this will harbor results.
sorry im just crashing out now. i shoulda bought the foam i imagine that feels more real

moo

i hate moids so much and i hate when my gf shares one those "trans men positivity" posts

mooooooooooids

men should shut the fuck up and let me suck their dicks

i’m so stupid. i just now realized that i missed part of the flanders apple juice/cider joke, that the rhyming part involves words unrelated to the two (town, fella) so it’s a pretty useless mnemonic

sneed

is voice training supposed to hurt

>>43069404
what does we’re running out of time mean
>>43069529
it’s a sincere question maybe if you gave me a little genuine & well-reasoned attention i would stop asking but youre too self absorbed!!!

>>43072156
No drink water and when it hurts stop for the day

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screaming my voice hoarse so I'll always sound like a decrepit old smoker or something

>>43072180
you literally admitted a few weeks ago that it was just to get attention, that’s why i stopped answering it. that and the fact that i (and everyone else) kept giving you the same answer that you never listened to anyway

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>>43072859
i was trying to seem cool and epic :/ but fr i look like like a cute twink guy with good skin after 3.5 years why would i ruin that for ffs when i could make it perfect with a mastectomy? i am seriously never ever going to pass

should i play a little basketball after work or just nap?

I'm cooler and more epic than (You) will ever be

I always chose to nap and now my back hurts so make of that what you will

>>43072924
have tou consideerd eating my chungus hole and dying?

>>43072935
I'll ask tou

sorry btw that was masculine coded

>>43072973

>>43072926
my back hurts right now is the thing…and if i play basketball i probably have to skip the nap altogether, i’m not getting in bed freshly sweaty, and napping immediately after a shower seems silly, it’ll undo half the shower’s undisheveling work