I was born to be at sea. My early childhood I spent on a tiny island. I want the waves to rock me to sleep. I want to feel alive trying to find my way out of a storm, the waves throwing me from one side of the boat to the other. I want to taste the salt, breathe in the ocean air, feel my body, feel free. I want to come home to my wife late at night, my clothes drenched from the rain and the waves, only candles, oil lamps, and the stove to light our small cottage only a few meters from the shore, and kiss her like it is the first time we have seen each other in a century. I love my wife and she loves me. She is the reason I go out there every day and manage to make it back no matter what. Just to see her again. Every time I come back I have a new poem, a new story, a new drawing, a new way to express my love for her, to show her. I love my wife and she loves me. We are soulmates and the sea is our patron goddess watching over us. I will always love my wife no matter what. I will care for her in old age, when she's sick, when she's sad. It is the reason I always make it back.
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>>43058615Don't be mean I'm already hurting enough.
>>43058615OP is a fag.
>>43058627That do be kind of true though.
>>43058624um well that's a really nice picture you posted
>>43058651Thank you anon I hope you will be blessed with strong winds and clear skies.
TRANSBIAN ULTIMATE MEGA DOUBLE FINAL OPINION ON FISHING:Kill fishers. Behead fishers. Roundhouse kick a fisher into the concrete. Slam dunk a fishers catch back into the ocean. Crucify filthy anglers. Put vegetables in a fishers food. Launch fishers into the sun. Stir fry fishers in a wok. Toss fishers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a fishers gas tank. Judo throw fishers into a wood chipper. Twist fishers heads off. Report fishers to the parks authority. Karate chop fishers in half. Curb stomp pregnant fishers. Trap fishers in quicksand. Crush fishers in the trash compactor. Liquefy fishers in a vat of acid. Eat fishers. Dissect fishers. Exterminate fishers in the gas chamber. Stomp fishers skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate fishers in the oven. Lobotomize fishers. Mandatory abortions for fishers. Grind fisher fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown fishers in fried vegetable grease. Vaporize fishers with a ray gun. Kick old fishers down the stairs. Feed fishers to alligators. Slice fishers with a katana.
>>43058592Anon I love your brain dont listen to the other anons
when i was a kid i liked to try and imagine what people thought about like fishing and boats before like detailed world maps existed, and i bet it was super cool. someone might like get off somewhere and be gone forever, and like if you were traversing an ocean that would probably feel like lightyears away, you'd meet like people who are looking way different culturally, idk i feel like thats what spacetravel is going to be like someday but we're born a few hundred years too early
>>43058691It's okay anon. It will all be okay. Let her soothe you. Do you remember what the cold water feels like? What the first step that can't reach the ground feels like? How it feels for the currents to pull you farther and farther from the coast? She's worried about you. She thinks you will die. You better come back, before it's too late. Each minute you waste the more you will struggle to make it. It's exhilarating. You'll never feel as alive as in this moment. You can make it. I believe in you. All you have to do is to struggle. That is all you can do. The sea does not change for you. There is nothing else you can do about it. You'll make it. It'll be okay. And you'll kiss your wife again.
>>43058737Yeah I agree. Imagine what it must have been like to see whales, weird fish that no one else has ever seen, deep sea creatures that floated to the surface for some mysterious reason, and come back to your wife and friends on the shore to tell them about it. Some of these creatures look so odd they might as well be aliens. You had no camera to take a picture so all you could do is describe it to them or show them the drawing you made on your way home. You only caught a glimpse of it. Some would call you crazy and say you're just imagining things, but you know what you saw.
>>43058592usually i dislike these transbian threads but this is pretty good
>>43058592i’d kiss the salt from your forehead, id kiss the salt from your cheeks, id kiss the salt from your nose, id kiss the salt from the edge of your mouth, id kiss the salt form you did, id kiss the salt from your wind, id the from your everything then we’d go back together to be bed :p reminder i am just a random anon and these words aren’t anything an imaginary tomato a nothing veggie burger
>>43059427id kiss the salt** i got slept eye boogie
>>43058592I approve of this transbian thread... i too long for the sea.. the chaos...the roaring waves that could capsize any boat..I think its something we inherited from our ancestors. They too must have been crazy to venture accross the sea, but its that craziness that to us is simply sane... There is no adventure quite like navigating the stormy seas.... Its a shame you're not real and probably just a parody of me... but if ur real feel free to add me on disc soli_007
too bad I can't JOIN THE FUCKING NAVY because im a STUPID TRANNYTHANKS TRUMPand the good boat jobs require NAVY EXPERIENCE
>>43058592can i be the queequeg to your ishmael?
>>43059427You got the wrong transbian you dumb harlot. My wife would actually love me and she would also be better at writing. My wife would write me letters she would give to me when I come back. She would sing songs about me and cry herself to sleep every night we were not together. She would never lie to me or try to hurt me. In fact if I came back with an injury, maybe a deep cut on my leg from being thrown around the boat by the waves and hitting a rusty metal bar, she would be so worried. She would care for me and stay by my side until it is healed. She would walk 20km to the nearest city to go to the apothecary to get medicine for me and save my life. She would waste no time doing it, she would risk her life for me because she knows I would do the same and more for her.>>43061220You always have to insult me. This wasn't a parody. Has someone like you ever even been on a boat at all? My skin was better when I was not locked to land. I could breathe freely when I was still close to the ocean. My entire body aches for the sea. I miss it so much. I miss the smell, the taste of salt, I miss my body being able to feel, the wind on my skin, the water drizzling on my face. I miss seeing the clouds you only see in oceanic climate. You wouldn't get it.>>43061304You don't get it either. >>43061340Hmm it depends. But I think this is more of a one woman kind of thing. Just her and the sea and the moon and stars on a clear night. It's the intimacy that's important.
>>43061755oh I get it now. You are severely autistic and can't stand being around other people (even if you love them) constantly. So you want to have a job where you get a long period of being alone, and then a safe period of affection and physical contact to break it up and make sure you are still loved. You are also scared that if you were around someone constantly they would grow to reject you.
>>43061755queequeg and ishmael were more queer platonic than anything romantic. you cant actually take the seas all on your own and the bond between sailors transcends love.
>>43061755You're right i wouldn't get it... im not a real fisher like u....>_>...<_<..... i still like the idea of sailing tho... i dont wanna fish tho cuz id feel bad for the fishes.. unless im eating them in which case its just life... ...W-what if we were in the cabin together at night sleeping and the boat kept swaying and we kept colliding into esch other haha.......... .
>>43061755hope you get yr wife then >>43061864i would sleep on a boat with u if wanted.. and yeah i agree harming the fishies is too bad but you could maybe fish for like cool rocks or something or like seaweed would be pretty cool. it’s like the consciousness of our minds the more in touch you are the water you inhabit the bigger the fish you can get. you practice by getting the small ones over and over as become more acquainted with yourself, your talents, and the habit of pulling ideas from the mysterious depths of seemingly nothing you start being able to pull the really big or cool ones. ones you never imagined and more personal and beautiful and if you really care about this fish you can show them to loved ones maybe photographing them but is best to let them back in you i think maybe or soemthing always treat them with respect this is impossible with real fish i think irl idk im jus paraphrasing david lynch words
I love this board and this thread <3
>>43063499me too
>>43061864Sorry I got distracted by something. Maybe one of those deep sea creatures, or it could have also just been a sea cow. Anyway, of course we'd eat the fish. Or we'd sell them to the people at the port. They need food too after all. This is part of respecting the sea. Let nothing go to waste. Just like anything that falls to the ocean floor is recycled on it's way down, every last bit of flesh cleaned off it's bones by fish, crabs and microorganisms, until nothing is left.The cabin part I'm not so sure about. I don't think my wife or your wife would approve of that. But maybe if it was an accident...
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>>43067403>my wifeEWW ur married!?*pushes u off the ship* Alright IM THE CAPTAINAHOOYYYYY SEA WHALES AND FISHIESTODAY WE SAIL IN GLORY OR VALHALLA!!!!!!ALL MASTS UP SPREAD ALL SAILS!!!!WE NEED MAXIMUM SPEED TO BREAK THROUGH THIS 100M WAVE!!!!!
>>43067403>>43070401you both have the same wife
>>43071756I dont have a wife! Thankfully
>>43071763that frieren talking to you she is the fisherman. last night she would hug you in thread..
>>43058592I love this, thanks for sharing it
I think it's "angler," guys, not fisher. A fisher is like a big weasel.
>>43071809stop misgendering frieren all the time that is so messed up harlot you are such a transphobe
>>43072666this is frieren too but yeah sorry for some reason fisherman is really in my head fisher woman
Man i like... really dont care about frieren.. or harlot... Can yall both move onZzzzz
