Do you play any musical instruments?How long have you played?What are your favorite songs to play? Have you made any yourself?Last thread>>43059373
>>43061366No im a singerrr
>>43061376sing me a song, you're a singer
>>43061366this is ai. see how this man has four arms, three shoulders, and two heads?
how do u cope with not being attracted to your partner
>friend breaks up with girlfriend>Starts going to gym, wants a race car and a motorcycle>Constantly asking me about my protein intake>Everytime I visit he's eating candy and pizza...How long before he goes back to normal?
>>43061409>Everytime I visit he's eating candy and pizzaat the same time?
>>43061344Totally, I've been chubby almost my whole life and I used to be a horny beast. How old are you btw?>>43061354Will do anon, anything just to be more horny>>43061361Yes...>>43061378It really fucking does
>>43061400uhh break up?
>>43061400are you the rare mythical married gay?
>>43061400i've seen two versions of this time so many times that i forgot which one is the original
>>43061400prick doesn't deserve a baking twink
>>43061424your lower back might be tight and that prevents your glutes from flexing hard during orgasm not sure if it affects the amount you cum but it definitely makes you cum harder if you can flex your glutes
>>43061424Definitely don't discontinue your meds then. Can you try to get Cialis or Viagra?
>>43061418Not in 1 bite, he has autism, but he consumes both independently and frequently.I just don't care much for being grilled about the gym and my diet all the time.
i want pizza now
>>43061443>your lower back might be tight Damn, how do I go about fixing that??>>43061444>Can you try to get Cialis or Viagra?I could do that but I have really good blood pressure and I don't really wanna ruin that... my cousin was doing a lot of viagra and he started having pain on his left arm and his chest... yikes
>>43061440Hot and intelligent poster detected
>>43061400depends on how ugly u are inside andhow ugly he is outside
Hairy balls.
>>43061524Yoga
>>43061409y
>>43061500no, you're already too fat >:(
look at this pseudo faggots
>>43061550I see, thanks!
boy division
>>43061556- . -
>>43061566that plant looks like it's dying :(
>>43061500polish pizza can't be very good
Yes
>>43061607>I AM music
>>43061604its a fucking cheese pie
>>43061466>its autism to eat candy and pizza seperately
>>43061393Too shy
>>43061593it isnt
>>43061618post it. maybe it's better than i imagine. Poland surprises me sometimes when i see what life is like for them. better than i expect usually.
>>43061607watcha playing on accoustic?
>>43061610Groove is in the hearthttps://youtu.be/G_UG4JpFPOI?si=sNPcHvv7EtW5kr1Z
>>43061607wow u almost look non nigger in these
>>43061654a face meant to be sat on
>>43061645its just regular pizza here, no german or brazilian abominations man
>>43061675Ok that looks good. Idek what i was talking about, Poland is better than America at this point.
>>43061622I just meant he would never combine 2 foods, let alone 2 so opposed in flavor and texture>>43061593She's being over watered and possibly too cold. If he wasn't sexually attracted to death I would say he should check it for root rot, prune the dead leaves and water less frequently, but he probably prefers stressing the poor thing out.
also for future reference, closest country to poland in europe is england, just without the darkies and bit more sunny generally
>>43061703also with hotter guys on grindr because like you said, no darkies
>>43061694look at mis greenthumb cocksucker here!u minor we major!
>>43061712well i dont use apps so i wouldnt know
>>43061727you're just gonna let your 20s slide aren't you
>>43061727i just luv cezarys way to express xir self. she is not using the apps, right? because he is using some else
>>43061747um yeah porn>>43061737ik peen in hole is an essential component for the usual gay man's life but it's not very interesting to me personally
>>43061759you want love and a bf we all do. you don't have to be a slutty gross person for that, in fact the opposite. find a Polish bf already. it doesn't get easier at 30.
>>43061777have you considered i might just be a misanthrope
>>43061366I play piano professionally. Been doing it full time for a few years.
>>43061726(You)
>>43061791play with my balls anon
>>43061790no , not you. the racist? never that
If i were a mangaka i'd make shiza my assistant, together we could create the first MAGA approved manga
also realistically with my small dick and plain appearance even at skinny i have to bring other stuff to the table like money and house and stuff, also gays are urbanites and i plan to live rural exclusively in 5 years or so>>43061828based on the usa gov ran twitter accounts i think there is a bunch of maga approved manga
>>43061828I thought boku no pico was the maga approved manga
>>43061838well yeah, but it mostly just gooner slop, i'm takin' REAL traditional values here baby
>>43061838>like money and houseMaybe your attitude can improve too
>>43061790You feel this way now but later on you'll probably regret. Just think about that a bit. You're better off trying to find someone than spending many more years here. Not saying it to be mean but saying it because i missed out.
>>43061859my attitude matches the value of the receiver>>43061862weird dichotomy, my posting here is independent from my relationship status
>>43061877Sure jan
>>43061810*tugs on your balls to the rhythm of flight of the bumblebee*
>>43061838>i plan to live rural exclusively in 5 years or sonot the cottagecore lesbian larp...
>>43061883what makes you think youre a worthwhile individual to engage with genuinely?
I've got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day!
Heading to lidl, u gays want anything?
>>43061884don't give him friction burnsthat's mean
>>43061889idk abt cottagecore but i do have a pretty old timey wooden house i have to refurbish and i will be getting a dog once i live there full time, some slav style woodcarving too prolly, need skrzaty to ward my house
>>43061838if we're both single by 30 can we marry eachother cuz I wanna live in a house and be provided for? K thanks
>>43061920Can u get me some of those ham and cheese croissants? I fucking LOVE lidl
>>43061920Can you get me habanero chips :3
>>43061892Its not just me but I dont care if people dislike me
>>43061884*cums 2 litres*
>>43061920check if they have any hairy hole in the back
shiza used to work at lidl too
>>43061937well you say that but you seem to bitch constantly>>43061933no fag marriage in poland on my watch but yeah sure
i'm a broken little bird. I crave daddy's big warm cock and thick wallet.
>>43061937yeah that's why you change your trip every other hour
>>43061960if you hate gay pipo so much, why post in the gay thread?
>>43061662I bet you say that to all the cocks you want to suck. Sorry babe. You couldn't handle it.
>>43061993how do i hate gay people
Can you guys please recommend me any alternative dating apps to Grindr? I'd really like to get back into dating, but I'm looking for a monogamous relationship, and I don't like the one and done culture associated with Grindr.
>>43061899I hope so because yesterday was trash and i need the universe to make it up to me
>>43062002How about you fuck my pussy with a rake
>>43062001so you don't hate gay pipo, you just wouldn't allow them to marry?
>>43062002try hallow
>>43062002do they have hinge where you are?
triggernigger
>>43061960Ntt but timurs frustration is valid because the attacks launched against "Timur" are actually attacks against an imagined character that people have attached to his identity.Which is closer to gaslighting than dislike, even though it's definitely both.
>>43061791Must be nice to have talent. I can barely tie my shoes.
>>43062002grommr
>>43062032Playing an instrument isn't talent, it's dedication
>>43061995This bicep picture is much better than the one you posted yesterday.
biboomer here to defend poonmur, who would have guessed
>>43061828make sure to draw Trump-sama with really big yaoi hands
>>43062042is that the pdf file guy who raves about how much he likes putin?
>>43062015sure, im also for annulling marriages that dont produce offspring in the span of 3 years>>43062029wow that really sucks unfortunately im unempathetic and this never ever happened to me so i cant relate or sympathize one bit
>>43062011No>>43062019What the prayer app?>>43062023I'll look into it, do you have experience with the app?
>>43061960I like to poke you only playfully but idk why because you suck and not deserve my playfulness
>>43062040I'm dedicated to jerking my meat and eating potato chip
>>43062058it's where i found the last 3 guys i dated
>>43062042shut up
>>43062052so you don't just hate gay people, you want everyone to suffer
>>43062050yeah she latches on to any trip who even hints about being a tranny
>>43062029When people have to make up things to dislike meHowever just dislike because I'm annoying is makes sense of course. But dummies gotta make it something bigger
>>43062068is that your greasy face, biboomer? is that what being a homeless chud does to a nigga?
>>43061935Ill get you two packs, one for each of your gaping holes x
>>43062059well its certainly weird to try and bant with someone who dislikes you but im glad you caught on to what the correct conduct would be in this dynamic>>43062077not the exact thought process but ill take it sure
How would you rank the below?>hairy chest>haory shoulders>hairy back>hairy ass>hairy stomach>hairy arms>hairy legs
>>43062092all are 15/10. also needs hairy balls.
>>43062090I like the abuse but you latched on to boring rumors anons and tho spam a lot. You're not creative anymore
>>43062090Why are you so bitter and evil? What made you this way? Is it bpd? Bullying? Bad parenting? Gooning? All of the above? I just want answers god dammit
>>43061926>need skrzaty to ward my housethis...?
>>43062042>Neurotic obsessionNo slayer, I'm not any of the people you think I am.I also hate biboomer
>>43062092Hairy back &shoulders - 2/5The others - 5/5
>>43062112stop whinging tumor ffs
>>43062112Im not joking when i say many Polish are this way. Very selfish and little to no empathy for others
My fragrance samples arrived, can’t wait to get home and try them out.
>>43062107i dont really pay attention to any of that, i just mock you because i dislike you, its not meant to be creative its meant to be systematic
>>43062092It definitely depends on the hair patterns sis. I can't say individually.
>The results indicated that arm length was generally shorter for the Chinese population with regards to torso length, as was leg length when compared to height. With the European population being found to have a shorter torso than their Chinese counterpart of the same height. With regards to leg proportions, the results indicate that the Chinese population has a smaller ratio between thigh and calf circumference, suggesting that the Chinese population have larger calves than Europeans who are of the same thigh circumference.
I smelled my co workers gym shoes and now I’m all horny
>>43061936i'll get u the chips if u come over and eat them off my ass>>43061963He's kinda my type
Wish shiza would mock and dislike me, too :/
>>43062162explain how you came to have your nose in someone else's shoes anon
remember when poonur tried posting in the tranny gens and none of them wanted her lol
>>43062002Instagram
>>43062144 spray them all at once and see if u die
>>43062052>edgy /pol/tard>loves black cockA living meme.
>>43062161How do I sexually take advantage of this information sis?
>>43062143we a short fuse for fake people so that doesn't really surprise me>>43062112>bitter and evili like to think assertive personally>>43062121similar but these are not woodcarved
>munching kfc>watching Tucker @ yt>f5 gaygen tab>see mention by methites>wonder if its even worth quoting and capping post (You)s to show I haven't posted anything itt until nowI think I would rather just replay some BOOMATRON classics:Bookmarked: "Methy ISO teenagers"https://vocaroo.com/1jsOIntsqQtr"Methy on gay teens"https://vocaroo.com/1lQ5LcAzH3TsAlso, I have decided its time to "mow the grass" in Modesto. Idr whose idea it was, but clearly the degenerate needs reminding.Also: Hi Timur. Can't really focus to deep chat rn, just funpost. Hope you are good. Saw the plushie talk. Hope you get them. I like flying squirrels too. I get them confused with sugar gliders sometimes though.
>>43062190never used /pol/ in my life
>>43062195ur almost as fake as timur tho?
>>43062193Longer torso = more flexible
>>43062209okay? you are free to think that and proceed accordingly? what do you think im postulating for
>>43062171no but I remember when methy/slayer/streetfog posted in chasergen desperate to erp until everyone hated him just like they do here lol
inside of you are two wolves. both are making out with each other
>>43062255they're fucking anon
>>43062154At least the insults can be genuine please>>43062195Still dont understand why im somehow fake lol I am a human typy typing with my fleshy fingers and brain>>43062197Hello my friendFried chicken sounds dope.If I can work out a way to buy from yurop I will be buying many plushes from my favorite brandYou feeling any less grumpy?
What scent do i need to buy to make the boys think i'm sexy
>>43062275eau du ballsac
>>43062275dior homme
>>43062273>At least the insults can be genuine pleaseagain why do you feel entitledi can assure you i am always genuineyou can argue about the truth behind the insults but you will have to argue with yourself as i simply do not care
>>43062162omg ew but also kinda hot?
>>43062303You make no sense at all. It must be a language barrier
>>43062299thats for old men who wear turtlenecks i want something that makes me smell like a vivacious faun
Why can't you people just be cool for once
>>43062092Hairy chest is god tier, hairy arms and legs are fine, hairy stomach is a maybe, hairy shoulders are a no, hairy back is a dealbreaker, hairy ass should be punishable by law
>>43062275workout sweat
>>43062338yes well, that seems like an obstacle in your wayanyway, your request has been received, considered and declined
>>43062275The right one is naturally attracted to you pheromones
Why do I move smelly dirty men? I legit get angry if a guy showers before sex, or if they’re shaved. Fucking love grimy abs.
Not gonna drag him by name but>uwu lewd *blushes*is so 2000 and late
>>43062375mental illness probably
>>43062343I am cool you're just not cool enough to see it
argan oil my beloved
A being of pure bpd...
>>43062395leo, shownu and who?
other diagnoses exist btw...
>>43062398yes, edge me with some
>>43062197Is this another idle threat from a senile pedophile?
>>43061960>no fag marriage in poland on my watchIts 2026 sis...>>43062275Armani stronger with you. The red one
>>43062353 no gross. I want them to think i'm a clean twink who showers every day, which i don't>>43062370A girl in my class told me she liked my perfume but i wasn't wearing perfume. I don't want to attract w*men though.
>>43062375>>43062382gag her
>>43062435youre in for a surprise for what the future holds winona
gagged and chopped my clocked tea sis
>>43062343I'm being my true self sis.
>>43062440just keep looking for the guy that likes your natural scent. I didnt like my exes but I looove my current and he loves mine even when I haven’t showered
>>43062409I recognize his face but the names not showing up in my head i think he's an actor
>>43062473post true hole
The Hole is now in your hands.The Hole will grow with you.If you can find the True Hole, the future is yours.
"Methys cries from the closet"https://vocaroo.com/1ghweqRtct81"Methys 4 inch dicklet"https://vocaroo.com/1ljPDeg0H8lG"Methy sells mexican meth"https://vocaroo.com/18dr7Gf2HVMs"Methy hates bottoms"https://vocaroo.com/1f8oR7XgoVT7"Methys first crush calls him a faggot in 7th grade"https://vocaroo.com/1ed9fMD8Ml76"Methy was a fat kid"https://vocaroo.com/1fanxQWz6JUD"Methys coal burner mom"https://vocaroo.com/1nU2asbRfHeC"Methy prefers troons"https://vocaroo.com/1mFW8M57UTgl"Methys chester"https://vocaroo.com/1cSIRY5Jl1oh"Methys limp dick from wanking"https://vocaroo.com/1fAlf2lKj7Xe"Methys homeless"https://vocaroo.com/1iUBSbhs8mJb"Methys only date a troon"https://vocaroo.com/1kh47jf7e9VY"Methy contemplates nuthouse feeling sui"https://vocaroo.com/13Dq2kkMmDlP"Methy dates a minor"https://vocaroo.com/1nBNbfcbeD9D"Methys on meth and homeless"https://vocaroo.com/121TVkTzHT1d"Methys other chester"https://vocaroo.com/1nBP5m3xV1Wx"Methy condones pedos"https://vocaroo.com/13JbZWDuChKB"Methy rages at Thorny #1"https://vocaroo.com/1nHsw7nW5Lx8"Methy rages at Thorny #2"https://vocaroo.com/11kkifEZP087"Methy admits why he is on chasergens"https://vocaroo.com/1iTvYDDYkJa9"Methys stuttering shit job"https://vocaroo.com/17CKvwZtFsUl
>>43062515kek what a mental case he is
>>43062515how about you just announce that you have this repository and post it when somebody actually requests it, you have a greater need for occupying space than a fat influencer trying to get a free plane seat
>>43062546talk shit get hit
yeah okay
>>43062475my ex he used to sniff my pits. I thought it was gross at first but then it made me feel special. like i was a snack to him or something. We broke up because he was abusive though
Don't worry guys, Putin will lose the war soon and shiza will have to kill himself before his cover is blown and he's hunted down by the polish CIA
>>43062495I love running my fingers through bushes and every other hairy part. But bushes are thick and conveniently located
could've also been a pastebin but that might be too futuristic for you or whatever
>>43062565>>43062579do you ever just stop bitching and crying about everything?
>>43062273Hello. I am still pretty grumpy today, unfortunately. Methy is sort of cheering me up any time he gives me a reason to reopen his file. I hope to have some new entertainment to provide soon.The chicken is actually pretty shit tbqh. I had a boomer moment last night when I blew up at some browns at the burger joint. They dont speak English, so I actually print out the order complete with little icons and it was still wrong and late. So it went how you would expect, screaming and throwing things. I got my refund though. Somehow I never get the cops called on me unless its in the neighborhood lolI hope you get your plushies. I am looking forward to your new "coop" pic lolI wasnt actually following the discussion I was mentioned in, so Idk what they are talking about as I am distracted. But I hope you are keeping the rifraf in line. I expect to be in and out for a while so sorry if I am slow replying.
>>43062495>brags about bush>doesn’t show bushWhat did he mean by this
>>43062596nope sorry, larry david is my spirit animal
>>43062546
>>43062462I try to stay optimistic
>>43062607tiktok is just one big onlyfans advert atp so take a guess
>>43062612so its a forum>>43062613me too winona, me too
kinda want to be insulted but idk how :/
>>43062567i try not to judge people but that's just unhygienic to me. it feels gross when someone is sniffing my ampit but i can tolerate it. it's the ones who want to lick it that gross me out. like go ahead but we can't kiss ever again
Oh, since he reminded me"Methy thinks Im the reason shiza rejected him"https://vocaroo.com/17Dl5g0MWmiw"Methy cries for sheezy"https://vocaroo.com/1bBDcXlSeRCO
>>43062578>conveniently locatedbeside cock? you whore
>>43062641I'm like this with anything involving my ass. I won't let my bf kiss me after licking my ass
>>43062648licking ass i can maybe get but i've seen dudes pull cocks out of them then go straight to oral and i don't know how they manage it
summa cum laude
>>43062642>i have absolutely nothing going on in my lifeno one is surprised
>>43062718do you cum laude?
>>43062515This reflects worse on you being such a sewer hermit that you save other posters vocaroos and then post them.
>>43062495Reveal bush now
>>43062641licking is kinda hot though. if it's a guy I really like. feels like he's claiming me. I'd let him lick wherever.
>>43062753Yeah summa
>>43062775i only like when my ass is licked, anywhere else it feels like i'm getting licked by a dog
>>43062602Karen boomer lolDo you really yell and throw things?I was going to take pics for you today but I didn't feel very good.
>>43062495Name??
>>43062830>anywhere else it feels like i'm getting licked by a dogThat's the best part sis.
>>43062856i'm not into the puppy/animal fucking thing
I'm into dehumanizing bottoms, but I understand if you're not sis.
boys
>>43062767No, I was just bookmarking them. NOW I am saving them. As in right now, this moment. Since he seems to want my attention again by randomly bringing me up every time his fregoli kicks on, I may as well give him some satisfaction. At least one anon probably knows what I'm up to.Also, piss on any faggot that sees evidence of a pedo junkie dicklet troonsucking vagabond nutjob troll and decides bookmarking "reflects worse".
>>43061366>twinks with facial hairgross
>>43062913YOU AIN'T GAY
>>43062913
>>43062942you're right, I'm bisexual
die bi scum
>>43062959I can convert you sis.
>>43062840lol I are the KarenestThats ok. Its really not a good day for it anyways, since I am distracted. I like to focus when I am in a real chat, probably to a fault.I was thinking of you the other day when I was scrolling twitter and saw a close up vid of a happy panda. They have a natural smile like dolphins and dogs, and such deep, kind, gentle eyes.Also, when we were discussing 80s pop the other day, I went into a youtube spiral. I don't actually know if you saw the vids I posted. One of them was a song from The Fixx. They claim the song is about politicians, but I am pretty sure it is coded about chasing closet cases because it really gives that.Anyways. I am trying to keep up with the thread but its difficult atm.Here is song. To me it screams gay coded.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2vsdQ17x-U
too many double entersway too many
>>43062950im built like striped sweater boyi want a boyfriend like wine red clothes boyhow can i do that?
Oh noo not paragraphs>>43062976Sorry, I didnt listen to them all I think, I don't remember You're a busy bee boomer?
>>43063020is your hole hairy?
