Finally revealed to some gay friend that I'm bisexual>"oh, that's nice welcome to the paradise!!! You'll plow lots of asses and get yours fucked too!!"Tell him I don't bottom and that only fuck women's asses>"WTF anon?! That doesn't sound very bi. Aren't you sure you just go for men because it's easier?"Tell him I have sucked some cocks there and I liked it.>"but I don't know any gay who doesn't do penetration!! Anon listen, you're just a straight man who sucks cock once in a while but straight at the core!!"Is he right? I'm confused now.
>>43063515you laid down the specifics, who cares what its called by whom
>>43063515I mean if you like sucking dick you’re definitely not fully straight, whatever else you might be.You should offer to blow your friend, and he can decide how much of a homo you are based on your performance
>>43063515>>"but I don't know any gay who doesn't do penetration!!Tell them that might be because you’re not gay.
>>43063515People can get sexually aroused by animals and inanimate objects so a straight man having a fetish for other men isn't far fetched.
No you're just a side.
>>43063515He's not right, he's retarded. Plenty of gay men don't like penetration. Side is a term for it, as opposed to top and bottom. No butthole, just some hand and mouth stuff.I am also a no butthole enjoyer - I can and have, but personally just prefer mouth and hand stuff.
>>43063809this, it sounds a little goofy but it's not that ridiculous if you think about it critically rather than getting caught up on how it sounds. Assuming you have no romantic interest in men. If you'd date/marry a man then I'd say you're bi. But if all you ever want to do with other guys is oral, but with women you want to date them, marry them, kiss them, have sex with them etc then you certainly lean HEAVILY in the straight direction but
>>43063915It's very different when you like penetrating women's asses but not mens, op probably just has a fetish for sucking dick and isn't attracted to other guysSides exist and are gay ofc but if you will fuck a woman in the ass that's a different story.
>>43063928Yeah, I see your point, I neglected the liking fucking women's asses but not men's. Oh well, nothing wrong with enjoying giving some sucky sucky.>>43063809Yeah, I've known guys like this. They aren't aroused by men themselves, but by the idea of just... "being gay". I kind of get it. I'm a tranny but sometimes I do just like the idea of cis gay sex, not unlike the way straight guys fetishize lesbians, I'd imagine.
>>43063515This is just being a chaser. You've just described being a chaser.
>>43063966Yeah. Also OP to be clear, even though I'm saying your friend is right and you're probably not really "bi" but rather a straight man with a cock sucking fetish, I would *strongly* suggest NOT telling normies this because they will think you're retarded/making shit up for attention. Either just keep it to yourself or tell them you're bi. It takes a decent amount of intelligence and experience with sexuality theory to be able to go beyond black and white one drop rule stuff that normies believe.
>>43063982Except most trans women don't look like women with dicks. Rather men with tits.
>>43063515He wants you to fuck his butt
>>43063515you like men and women you're bisexual your friend has a head injury
>>43063515You are bisexual. There are gays who are only attracted to men but basically do not enjoy gay sex. It's something that happens.
>>43065068"Gay sex" is not only anal sex. It also involves handjobs, blowjobs, kisses, caresses, etc.
>>43065344C-can… can you keep listing the etc??? I was um enjoying that
>>43065579Das gay.
>>43065837Nuh-uh, ur gay! Probably cute too… uh I mean… stfu fgt! Adorable fgt… ur mom’s gay!
>>43066574Shut up. I'm not gay. I could even hold you face down and pound your ass with my thick erect cock and i still wouldn't be gay.
non euclidian bisexual
>>43066603Ummm… you… you uh wanna test that theory?? Those are uh fighting words after all, you big brute… you wanna make something of it?
>>43066603 Yeah you uh big tough guy…I bet you’d really show me how straight you were if I… um if I pulled my pants down, got on my uh hands and knees, and um… cuffed myself to the bed post. Uh yeah, you’d really show me I bet… please?
>>43066766Well uh I guess I’m just gonna go to bed in this position… cuffed face first on the mattress… booty held up in the air. I um sure would hate it if any big strong men came along and took advantage of this situation. That would uh… that would be a real shame if that happened
>>43066876That forlorn hope that someone will fuck your ass is so gay. What isn't though, would be coming over, slathering your ass in lube, and then gripping your hips and sliding my dick into your asshole. Cause then I'd be helping you not be gay. Which is the least gay things you could do really. You know, and once you start something, you have to finish it. Cause that's what a powerful heterosexual dynamo that thrusts with that machine like pace right on the edge of what you can handle does. It's not even remotely gay to do that.
>>43063515Bisexuals will do anything to avoid being called bisexual.
>>43063515>"oh, that's nice welcome to the paradise!!! You'll plow lots of asses and get yours fucked too!!"Wtf if someone said that shit to me I would be rethinking my association with that person
Bump
>>43068054Goodness gracious sir, your heterosexual thrusting into my asshole is really helping cure me of these deviant thoughts. Feeling you uh deep inside me is um really mmm… is really ahhh ooo… sir!… it’s really helping me understand what being... hnng oh fuuuck… what being a man’s man is all about. Your thighs smacking against my ass are um… are a great lesson in why it’s so important -aaahhh fuck me harder sir!- erm, are a great lesson in why it’s so important for a man to cultivate self respect and independence. I uh… I think it would be really useful for my journey back to heterosexuality if you left me with a parting memento… maybe you uh… maybe you could fill my asshole with some of your very straight manly sperm?? I uh… I think that might help me not be quite so gay for a little while anyway. Um… thank you.
try frotting its really nice
>>43068076>Bisexuals will do anything to avoid being called bisexual.I’m happy to be called a bisexual.
>>43063809This is weird but true. I say this as a gay guy with a giant kink for gay guys having sex with cis/trans women in femdom contexts, as well as in fantasies of pussy feeling so good that gay guy loses himself in gooner pleasure and forgets everything about himself except how good it feels to fuck like an animal he is and homoflexible stuff in genera
>>43072302Lol pussy isn't that good
>>43063515sounds like cornholio wants to fuck you in your bungholioseriously though,the guy likes you and wants you, but since neither the easy way nor the hard way worked he's just splitting on you at the behest of his inner bpdemon self
>>43072314Probably yeah but idea that it's so good it turns gay guy into sexbeast who makes all of his girlfriends cum way harder than their straggot boyfriends can is super fucking hot to me
