i'm a chaser and my doctor told me i will die if i don't have sex with a hot tranny within the next 7 days...
nice knowing you
>>43085953fly to south east asia and buy a hooker
>>43085953I’ll pass the hat around to pay for a nice wreath at your funeral
>>43085953Did your dr tell you to top or bottom?
>>43085953If you look like pic, yeah
>>43085969>>43085990:< it's so over>>43085970i need a tranny wife for a steady stream of fucks and cuddles>>43085999top, of course
>>43085953same desu
>>43087972>>43086029Guys I hate to break it to you, but I got barely enough interest from the Nonas and Anons to pay for one wreath yet alone two. Would you be okay if we do one funeral for both of you, and you can share the wreath? The whole thing will be a lot more economical that way
>>43088183The director of the funeral parlor said they actually have a custom oversized coffin they’ve been trying to get rid of for a while now. It was for a morbidly obese chaser who died the same way you guys are on track to. His family’s check for the casket bounced though, so they held onto it and just tossed him in the dumpster. Anyway, they said they’d let us take it at a steep discount, and suggested we just stuff both your bodies inside. It’ll be a little cramped, but the savings are really too good to pass up on. You guys understand right? Besides, you’ll get to keep each other company in the afterlife or whatever, that’s kinda sweet. I really think this is the option we’re gonna have to go with.
>>43088279That's real sweet
>>43088313Thank you, I appreciate getting some buy in on this plan. Our dear boys need as much dignity as we can comfortably afford. Really tragic to see them taken before their time like this
