>be me>trap cosplayer>pass>at conventions men frequently walk up to me and ask for photos>when i ask for their insta or try and get to know them they get surprised and scared by my voice and quickly leave as they realize im a guyHow do I get a straight guy to hook up with me? I'm literally cosplaying the biggest goonerbait characters, partially from shit I have not even played and still can't pull. It's honestly kind of heart breaking at this point. Whats wrong with hetbros?
>>43095619you put in your post the problem what do you think everyone is going to say
>>43095619>and scared by my voicevoice training init?
>>43095619Just practice the voice then, dog. Seems obvious. Anyway I'd fuck you but I like fucking crossies
>>43095619post a photo of yourself and ill tell u. guys do not give a fuck about voice unless u sound husky as hell, provided ur cute.
>>43095650I've been doing voice training (obv not enough) but if me being a guy is the problem they would run away the moment they take off my panties. The voice isn't the problem as much as it is their attitude. I would at best get a bj out of it.
>>43095619>How do I get a straight guy to hook up with me?Transition and do something about your voice. I wouldn't want to fuck another man.
>>43095721Because you're repressed sexually
>>43095619Straight men don't react to fuck men, even cute ones sorry.
>>43095619most guys do not want to fuck a trap so you should still disclose, but the ones who will fuck a trap will still want a very feminine voice
>>43095735i do if they look like girls
>>43095756Not straight.
>>43095721But I'm not trans lol
>>43095707voice matters a lot more than the dick to people
>>43095768im straight
>>43095619>how do i get straight men to like me>i’m a guythey won’t hook up with you dingus
>>43095619are there actually people like this at conventions? if i go to comic con can i find a cute guy dressed like a girl to ravage? i dont really like comics or movies or games or other shit but sex is enticing
>>43095806Then how do I turn them Bi?
>>43095732oh shit op here's that anon with all the answers quick ask anon how to make straight men fuck someone they see as a man
>>43095823Yes the number of femboys or traps has drastically increased and you'll find alot of slutty outfits on conventions, sadly often times on people that you'd rather not see naked. It helps alot to know the fandoms though or have friends that cosplay there to meet people. I mean if you're tall and look decent I'd hook up with you if you just slapped my ass and called me a slur but I'm desperate so please don't do that at comic con.
>>43095862i like the idea that i can just ask them all for pictures and wait to hear male voice then go from there
>>43095904That might be your way to go. They will likely give you your instagram if you just ask nicely and you can go from there. If you hear a male sailor moon with a leaf tattoo on the calf, just slap my ass.
>>43095619is that youif it is hetero men are fags
>>43095619It will never happen. Categorically impossible.I, a self-aware bichud, will gladly suck your hose and blap your boyhole
>>43095619I know the feeling. I started just working at this new job, and this guy kept eyeing me and appearing around me when my manager was showing me around the building. He was attractive, tall, clearly workouts too, but as soon as I opened my mouth to speak to my manager, the guy vanished. I don’t even wear makeup and have short femboy hair, but yeah it sucks. I don’t even want a hookup I just want a bf. I’m literally still a virgin. fuck my stupid faggot life
>>43095787yeah I have to lie to my 6' transgirlfriends too
>>43096072it's so much worse to be a virgin as a faggot because gay men will literally fuck anything but i just dont know any and regular gays give me the ick, not to mention how creepy the guys that are into cd often are. I luckily lost my virginity already but that guy moved.
>>43095619>>trap cosplayerthe word trap is transphobic you disgusting crossdresser
>>43095779Then no straight man will ever fuck you, retard, you're a man yourself
>>43096170I'm not trans I'm a crossdresser, theres a diffrence. I'm the literal definition of a trap. I will not cut off my dick and I will not destroy my brain with hormones.
>>43095823yes but they look like this irlOP pic is a foid
>>43096211that's why I called you a disgusting crossdresser
>>43096229How is that not better than being trans lol
>>43095619I don’t know dude didn’t really read the post but I did nut to picrel
>>43096275glad i could make you bust
>>43096258being trans is just like being a normal person but crossdressers and traps are just fetishistic gooners
>>43095619>biggest goonbait charactersWhat are those? Just for reference, so i (a straight guy) can picture trying to pick you up (to give you a better answer.
>>43096290holy disgusting crossdresser LARPpost face without a mask>>43096275>that's ravvcoser not OP, she's cis
>>430963532B, Sailor moon (short skirt), Makima, Revy, D.Va
>>43096419post pictures of you that aren't famous cosplayer ravv coser you disgusting crossdresser
>>43096436I wasn't implying that I was nobody here posts their fucking face, i just needed clickbait
>>43096436why are you so upset at the crossdresser, he didnt even say anything that bad?
>>43096419>makimame tooo. (it's the only one i've done)although i'm like 6'3" so i needed to make some crazy hip pads (and chest pads) to get the proportions down.
>>43096360op doesn't pass at these cons. i met grotesque goblin guys who 100% believed they passed when crossdressing. they'd send a photo of them doing it though, and it's just 50 y/o sissy boomer level. every crossie has honfidence
>>43096475I literally get told by guys that they couldn't tell im a guy lol
>>43096458and yet you LARPed as her when replying to >>43096275>>43096465because I need to put retarded transphobic crossies in their place, they're so annoying and make us all look bad in public when people think that they are just botched trans women but then they take off their dumb skinwalker costumes but we face the hatecrimes that they fuelthis fucking goblin needs to go back to his cave>>43096475100% this
>>43096467I never tried hip pads, are they uncomfortable?
>>43096511if you're that confident just post a picture you disgusting john, 50
>>43096360Thx 4 the sauce
>>43096520I mean not really, it's basically foam being compressed by tights. It makes it harder to move (and will trap more heat) but you get hips
>>43096511yeah that happens a lot. it's called being humored
>>43096519I didnt larp i just meant that i posted the picture so i helped lolopen the window, go for a walk, calm down, everything will be fine
>>43096540where did you buy them?
>>43096554you will never be a fraction of what trans women are you perverted freak
>>43096475>>43096519this is real lol>>43096554Hey OP. You know the answers already>Straight guys aren’t into gay dating/sex>your cosplay isn’t convincing enough due to your voiceWhat I imagine is your voice is either deep as fuck or obviously fake, the way you paint the image of them leaving immediately. So voice train more. Guys also don’t expect to get asked for their socials at all when asking for pics. Of course they get nervous. Maybe try doing some small-talk after taking a pic first, break the ice an get to know them. By that point they can’t be turned off by your voice, so practice that. Get your shit together and please don’t make all trannies look bad by association. Be aware that they will think that you are a tranny.
>>43096570They seemed kind of expensive, so what i did was bought some high density foam and then cut it out into an appropriatly-sized pad using a knife and scissors. Then used tights to hold them in place
>>43096511proofs?
>>43096655>Get your shit together and please don’t make all trannies look bad by association. Be aware that they will think that you are a tranny.NTA but I want to add to this by stating that if you do crossdress just don't wear anything remotely revealing, no one wants to see skinny man legs and hollow cheeks
>>43096696skinny man legs can be cute and convincing IF they are shaved. And yeah, especially as a cis guy you need to fake hip volume
>>43096654And i really dont wanna be
>>43095619Fem cosplay bf would be so peak why can't I ever find anyone like this
So many agp sluts here
>>43096739hey! I would only cosplay as a menacing anime women for pure reasons!
>>43096739>guy who wears slutty anime outfits projectsick
>>43095619I probably would, but I don’t love in a major metro (Phoenix) anymore.
>>43095955Not that anon but, have you had any luck pulling anyone at a convention?
Just take pics in the cosplay and use grindr. If youre hot youll have no problem finding a guy to ruin ur makeup.
>>43095619>How do I get a straight guy to hook up with me?Why do you people not understand that this question doesn't fucking make sense? Is this question just deliberate ragebait?
>>43095619straight men aren't into femboyswhy are you hitting on straight men?go to /cisgaygen/ or wherever guys who will hit on you dwell, install Grindr
>>43097069straight men aren't into femboys on E either (trannies) but I'd probably hang out with MWAH and see how far romantic impulses take me
>>43096170Kys
>>43097279she WILL keep herself safe
>>43097069Where did you get this pic of me?
i wanna plap this ladys butt
>>43097097that's funny because so far I've only been topped by straight men>>43097333nope that's mi
>>43096170No it isn't. It's just a fun otaku-culture term.>>43096211Trap is an umbrella term, it can include both pre-op trans and cis crossdressers. Also hormones don't destroy your brain if you're trans, they can actually improve mental function.
