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>>43101328Do you think watching Eddsworld is male brained? I feel like it could, but liking it this bad is probably female brained. I think guys would post anime shit instead
>>43101466
everyone talks about the study where whit guys date asian girls.nobody is talking about how many asian guys are pulling white egirls>example G
>>43101466classic eddsworld is malebrained, legacy is femalebrainedbeyond is also malebrained but it shouldnt be your favourite indie series
Just why
these assholes laugh like i can’t see right through their shit. tired of their fake smiles when i’m staring them down. next time one of them opens their mouth i’ll shut it with my fist. they won’t laugh then
we wuz kangz n sheit
>but what about the exceptionFembrained.
Liking these blob cartoons is intensely foidbrained
>>43101931Lmao
>>43101931Hi smoothcrotch! *grins*
>>43101931
>>43101328i don't understand why the fuck you want to be men, being a woman is obviously superior even logically
finally got a job but i have no office clothes. literally just hoodies and baggy pants right now. where do i even go to buy stuff? i pass as a middle schooler so i need something that makes me look like an actual employee and not a kid skipping class. any tips that help age me up?
>>43102352superior in what exactly? getting pregnant? being emotional? sounding like a dumbass on the internet? logically superior my ass. men run the world for a reason. yknow what mtfs are? helpless bitches that want to get taken care of bc theyre good for nothing
>>43102441If you believe this then being ftm is even funnier
>>43102454being ftm is still pathetic yes, however you believe women are superior is straight up retarded
>>43102441that's bullshit, men are only good at being autistic in interest of theirs, women do all the other shit like it actually should be done and women actually behave much more reasonably and naturally in everything, men don't run jack shit except various inventions that are not even strictly necessary for life, and even then the average man didn't invent anything in the first placefemale is a much better sex to be born as and to live as
>>43102441Uh oh! Looks like you have Irritable Male Syndrome :)Poor baby need attention? (typical male behavior)
>>43102471kys
Lmao i look so retarded
>>43102598Just get the right size, you attention whore.
>>43102623Those are probably the smallest mens size lol
>>43102464it's not pathetic imo, i just think your choice to be male is retarded, but ultimately it's your choice
>>43102628It was
>>43102642Go to the boys section then nigga
>>43102352Why's that
>>43102598What a cute little baby.
>>43101547It’s really not that many if I’m being honest. When we’re out in public, we’re the only couple like us. Come across tons of wmaf couples, but not any amwf.Did come across a blasian couple while in flushing the other day though, that was cool. Sometimes we make fun of the wmaf couples.
>>43101547Where do you live where interracial dating isn't the norm
>>43103575respectable society
Despite being transgender for my entire life I have come to realize I think I hate transgender people. I hate cis people too, though not as much. At least it makes sense why cis people are so ignorant. The transwomen I meet are either extremely transphobic towards transmen or straight up pedophiles. The transmen I meet are either lobotomised or sociopaths. Ive got a newfound motivation to go to the gym every day, the sooner I bulk up and pass as a man, the sooner I can leave the freakshow behind. I dont even want to call myself transgender anymore, even if I'm medically transitioning. There is no community for transmen. At least, I've never found it.
>>43103904transgender is a retarded concept, call it as it is: transsexual.
>>43103904>I dont even want to call myself transgender anymoreAny actual transgender doesn't want to call themselves transgender, but that won't change the fact that you are
>>43103923Youre right>>43103921Pill me on the difference?
>>43103960transgender includes self id and nonbinaries with no dysphoria.transsexual people are actually transitioning and end up living normal lives.
>>43103879Has to be Madagascar or something
SPLORCH!
What video game are you playing right now, ftmg?
>>43101328feeling betrayed that the anon who said he wanted G to have a cute penis didn't call it the G-nis.
>>43101931ftms trying to be tough is funny, its like a little yapping chihuahua
>>43104572The G-Spot Disc server when???
>>43104646It's funny til she shoots up a daycare
I wore a condom with my ftm roommate last night but I was so scared of cumming inside that I took the condom afterwards and checked for leaks in the bathroom. I do NOT want to be surprised with a random pregnancy.
Flucks woke up!
My dad is beefing with people on Twitter using an account with no profile picture
>>43102598Cute boots
>>43102598>those socksjesus christ pooners are as if black people ran around with grape drank and watermelon, stop stereotyping yourselves so hard
>>43104572Lol, hi flux :3>>43104653I actually ran the /ftmg/ discord server for a bit, but I handed off the server to someone else when I got tired of doing itDunno whatever happened to it desu
>>43104459Isn't this a pal world creature?
>>43104670why would she do that? because she was denied a penis? that is silly
>>43101931Pipe down big boy, before you call for a female officer.
>>43105009>penis>daycareSince when did loli enjoyers log on this early?
>>43104732when I had sex the condom just got lost inside me for a couple days till my natural movements just made it fall out during a shower.
>>43105067That is fucking vileWomen, ugh
>>43105072it only happens if the condom breaks which is rare and a piece gets jammed deep inside or if the dude is wearing a loose condom
>>43101547the great replacement is asian guys getting white girls
>>43105072i love how this cis guy gets triggered anytime someone says theyve had sex lmao
I usually say they in these threads to piss people off
>>43105164Things young ftms get mad at
>>43105136>"ive had sex before"women, ughstupid women suceeding at lifelol xD
>>43105183Why are u reddit spacing lad
>>43105183why does it make him so mad? its really easy to get sex as a guy. trust me i know.
lmao ''big successful man'' spreads his legs for auto sex complete. little dood has no idea
>>43104880>ftw you missed the opportunity to lurk in a Discord server just to read G's posts
>>43105209its easy to get fucked by men when you are a breedable little 5'1 short haired pixie with a tight butt and perky chest
>>43105209i dont think hes ever going to know what sex is like in his life and it makes him big mad. its stupid because you're right sex is easy for guys to get and also for guys to get friends. the male loneliness thing is just for terrible people imo who dont deserve people in their life, or sex.
>>43105238most of gen z has not had sex for whatever reason, males scoring higher in sexlessness.
>>43105238Why don't you two have sex together?
You ladies done inventing a person to make fun of?
Im KHHV
>>43104820Wait what's bad about these socks
>>43102692why do you want to be a man
>>43105322Nta but they thin strips combined with the color doesn't look too good. A solid color would have been best.
>>43105238and thats why he calls us women? thats such typical incel behaviour lol no wonder he cant get laid
>>43105322only women wear those types of socks. men wear all whites or all blacks, no inbetween
>>43105238Sex is easy, friendship is not, unless your concept of friendship is very very stunted (many such cases).
sex is easy when you just need to open your legs
>>43105455apparently its our fault he will never have sex. i find it so funny these incel guys are all racist and hate minorities getting handouts but when it comes to sex they cry about how they are owed it, and women need to lower their standards to help them.
>>43105291ALEEEEEEEEEEEEX!
>thinking sex is just opening legsthey really are a virgin yikes
>>43105514Oh trust me, you can get lots of skanks if you got no standards.
>>43105514all chicks need to do is open their legs, stare blankly at nothing and pretend they are dead but apparently this is considered a lot of work for women
Why is the conversation in her lame as hell
>>43105516>pol incels>hypocriteswho would have gussed :/
>>43105537Hai~~~
I'm a porn addict. Only written porn though because the videos dont turn me on. It's very female brained but idc. I currently have 342 notes in my notes app and almost every single one of them is some written out porn. I usually orgasm from only playing with my clit, everything else is gross. I'm certain I will be alone forever but it's ok bc I like my fictional characters more anyway. That's my confession
Oh and I jerk off like 3 times a day at least
>>43105603jerk off what
>>43105661Clit
>see my ftm roommates bare feet propped up on the couch>blush and go to the bathroom to calm down>see a little bit of precum just from glancing at their feetif only they knew what power they held over me
why do my parents like me more after i transitioned to a guy?
>>43105745Maybe they always wanted a son
>>43105745because raising daughters is x10 worse than raising a son. the former still throws tantrums at 25, the latter is taking care of itself at 13
>>43105745your dad is probably happy you can get married and pass on the family name.
>>43105673YWNBAM disgusting footfag, you're a mentally ill porn addict
>>43105792fr pooners absorb everything they larp as about men from reddit
>>43105581Are you doing your daily stretches?
>>43105907Um in all honesty I haven't Been T_T im sorry ik you hate to hear it <//3 but I did indeed for A few day just not today or yesterd Uwa im so surprised ur still here I thought you would tap out after all the schizo insanity arrrrrgghhhhh
>>43105982I won't cease until you get Element, I won't desist until your moving parts are so loose you shadowbox with the grace of a wall marten.
>>43105583ive read that men get off to visual porn more and women get off to literary porn, but i dont know if its based on if you read more porn (like smut or yaoi fanfics) or watched more porn (looking up boobs on google) at puberty age or if its testosterone vs estrogen driven. are you on T?
>the guy i got kicked out of college works at mcdonalds now HAHA
>>43105583Can I read some of your poetry?
>>43106071Idk can I use it on an android phone or do I have to get on the computer t_t id love to be ur friend im just kinda scared and shy
>>43106106huh?
>>43106130You can use it on anything, that's the beauty of it.
>>43106177i rejected a cis guy at college and i got him kicked out of college. now he works at mcdonalds
>>43106199>and i got him kicked out of college HowAlso rn you sound very evil and I have more sympathy with him than you
>>43106100I think it just depends on the person frankly. I think this is more about who is more likely to be an actual nerd who gets off to words.
>>43106199nice you love to see it
>>43106206he got angry i rejected him and he tried to fight me. he didnt know i was secretly recording and i showed the school staff and then he got kicked out of college. funny.>>43106237i guess his parents made him get a job at mcdonalds hehe we all went in there and saw him cleaning the floors and laughed
>>43106192Yay ok I will.messg you in the next week or so ;-; d
>>43106206why would you have sympathy for a guy trying to fight people ur weird>>43106263you should have spilled something and made him clean it up thats what i would do
>>43106315me and my bf left our food on the table for him to clean. its coincidences like this that make me believe the world is a good place when bad guys like him get punished.
>>43106348>get rejected>get kicked out of college>forced to work at mcdonalds>see crush with another guy>have to clean up after themHonestly he deserved it for being a chsaser
>>43106269If you message me now I won't voice my unwarranted chud opinions for two whole days.
>>43105238The male loneliness thing is only for the degens. Guys can become friends over mowing the lawn.
>>43106374LOLLLLL
>>43106374I cant right now tho im Goimg to fall asleep and Ruin conversation
>>43106448What do you think I am? A /soc/ user? I have a functioning frontal lobe, you can't ruin a conversation with me.
why do i have to carry high hip fat on my back. i hate this so much idc if its male patterned bc its having the opposite effect on my figure
>>43106571What the hell is high hip fat? Is it something I'm too hot and skinny to understand?
>>43101328big foreheads: masculine, feminine or just ugly?
i've been fantasizing about being rich a lot lately. is this a sign of good to come?
>>43106674lovehandles
would you let mike hit?
>>43105745ftm > everything elseonce it is has been witnessed they love it
>>43106777Who?
>>43106789definitely true in the gay scene. when me and my friends go to the gay clubs i get hit on 10x more than they do.
>>43104567Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous (and started Kingmaker a little bit, the first game)TerrariaAce Combat 7 (don't know much about the series, just got it on sale, I think it's the only one ported on PC or something. I like the music a lot.)
>>43106867By bisexual men?
>>43106867This
>>43104567E.V.O Search for Eden (SNES) on an emulator
>>43106518Lol true true idk ive had bad experiences and what not w ppl on the internet im sorry T_T LololololI actually will.figure out how to use element or matrix and talk to you sorries Also why should I stop taking tren ¿¿ ??
>>43106885nah gay guys nobody likes biscums
hi ftmg, I'm posting just to tell you that r9k is way cooler than you because not only were they receptive to my no penis humiliation king, but I also got a mega nice drawing. You guys were acting as if my kink was "strange" or "retarded" but no! It wasn't! you're all way too prudish about it >:(
still came crawling back tho
>>43107082>needing someone else to make your kink material Kek seriously?
>>43107166I already made the 3d animation you dickless >:(I'd make more if it was easy :'(
micropenis cissies should be forced into servitude of alpha poons
its crazy we're all guys here. its a total sausagefest lol
Having a tdick means you have a dick on top of your pussy. You're a futa anon.
>>43107205>sausagefest
ive had sex and therefore im better than every incel
Reminder you get sex as a woman not a man
>>43106992Yeah, I basically only had bad experiences myself and don't worry, I'm not that much of a pervert, I won't show my dong unless you beg me really really hard for it, truth is I need somebody to whine at after my monthly three days spent digging through jeet made AI slop to find 2006 shmuck&krautberger inc patents for an obscure analog equivalent of an overpriced device to accomplish some overtly precise ludicrous task I won't even monetise, you know what I mean?>I actually will.figure out how to use element or matrix and talk to you sorries Element is the client, you download it from the app store, make an account and you're done.>Also why should I stop taking tren ¿¿ ??Because it's probably sold by some israeli and that's no good, inject pork tallow and do dumbbell curls instead.
Remember you lose sex every time you give it to a foid as a man, use it sparingly.
>>43107181Art is easy if you practice but I recall you were under 20, so it must be hard for you
I want my girl’s butt in my face
none of you could bench more than 150lb let alone fuck a girl standing up lmfao
>>43096874is Tyler really worse than Austin?
>>43107818Both are fine. That nigga is retarded.
>>43107602I'm sorry for being charitable and generous
why do so many guys want my tdick
>>43107684Oy vey! Pooners won't like this.
>>43101931*smooches you so hard that my big bunny ears start twisting together and I levitate a little* >>43105583I'm a cis man and I need to stimulate my nipples or else it takes me tgree thousand years to bust. And I regularly jack off to sonadow smut. So it could always be worse.
>>43107577>three days spent digging through jeet made AI slop to find 2006 shmuck&krautberger inc patents for an obscure analog equivalent of an overpriced device to accomplish some overtly precise ludicrous task I won't even monetiseYou can't not elaborate on this.
>>43107856I like when my mouth and throat take on his smell + the way that it feels when my tongue goes under the foreskin.
>>43108166i love the smell of tdick and tforeskin mmmmm
>>43107684It's a work in progress, trust.
>>43107684you just made like 60% of pooners kms
he's pooncoded
>>43108676yeah lil doods have been catching these hands
you need to catch a job
>>43104732nostalgia blast because literally the very first time I had sex was with my childhood friend and he used his older brothers condom he found and of course it got stuck inside me
little woman hands can't catch a ball lmfao sit down little man
>>43105745You're less queefy and less insane from your lessened dysphoria.Also, your own mental health is probably helping you perceive your dynamic with them less cynicly
>>43108775I bet you they couldn't tell you their favorite baseball team kek
>>43106263>>43106315>so, I used my female instincts to leverage my assigned sex advantage to shame him into suffering
>>43108815its a female instinct to stand up to a male bully? k
Is there any voice training that also helps supress the autism accent or am I destined to sound like Big the Cat when the T hits
>>43108932No its malebrained asf
what should an ftm with 100k CAD savings and 25k line of credit @ 4.45% do? I was thinking just unemploymentmax for a few months and work out
>>43108988Is that you, Elliot Page?
>>43108687Did I ever tell you about the time my buddy Keith wanted to die because he spend three days looking for technical manuals from 1966 about designing peculiar thingamajigs he wouldn't stop telling me about?Well I reckon it all started with this planetary mixer with a busted gear that brought him to cook up this plan about using a '95 microwave, stove insulation shit and that nastyass dust from sandpaper to...
>>43108811they couldn't name the QB of the last superbowl winner either
>>43107684I knew when I transed I'd end up a sexless rail thin dweeb like my father desu
>>43108979i must be malebrained then because i destroyed that guy and stopped him from ever harassing another person on campus again.
damn ftm brat trying to tease a cis male...grrrrrr open your crotch! ola ola!
>>43109238actual king hero
not only are we page one but we are the top general on lgbt!
V malebrained to leverage social power to harm someone rather than smacking him
do you ever get paranoid the vials you buy have glowstick juice or some poison in them
>>43109238finna based
>>43109238very malebrained to treat the situation like a man instead of resulting to fighting. goodjob anon.
5 random pooners vs 1 mike in an offical slapping competition, who wins?
>>43109410no
>>43109883Mike kills like 4/5 of them and the last pooner only lives because Mike is tired at that point
>>43107684Still have boysmell so IDGAF
unseecc/album#srCGJQRshtt3 am i cooked or am i just fat
>>43110283lol
>>43110283fat and ug
>>43110283you are fat and cute
>>43110283terminally foid
anyone else built for bbc?
>>43110294elaborate>>43110296but do i pass>>43110301thx i dont wanna be fat anymore tho>>43110305rip
who groomed you
im really ashamed of being a gayden but i want a hot husband so so so bad no i will never do anything to deserve one. i wish i could have nice passionate sex with a hot man but i need like 2 surgeries before i can actually enjoy sex without worrying or feeling dysphoric
has anyone here fasted before
reason number #9852392983 ftms are better:trans guys can squirt
>>43110502Cis guys can piss too
if i could choose what type of chest i could have, i would choose a male flat chest with a little very small amount of fat that doesnt in it and sensitive nipples that let me coom.
>>43110511Also cum
>>43110588*doesnt make it look like boobs
>>43110511Squirt isnt piss though
>>43110511not while having sex they cant. holy shit i dont think you passed highschool biology you are dumb.
>>43110606oh come on
>>43110612Yeah if only there was some kind of fluid a man could produce during sex. Alas
>>43110606It's piss, from the bladder.
>>43110620exactly they cant and thats why trans guys are better
>>43110613Weird way to admit you’ve never made a girl cum
>>43110631Squirt is literally piss
>>43110630Okay i admit it guys cant squirt. But i wish they could
Cum is better than piss
>>43110636It’s ok just admit you’ve never made a girl cum nobody’s going to laugh at you. Or think your less of a man
trans guys can squirt and cum and even both at the same time#ftmwin
>>43110631I've literally had a girl cum onto my stomach after she was riding on top she top me the same thing "oh its not pee btw" but a SIMPLE FUCKING GOOGLE SEARCH WILL LET YA KNOW DUMB CUNT. IT IS DILUTED PISS, DILUTED YESSTILL PISS RETARD
>>43110612overshit this jane is retarded & never showered with her imaginary ''boyfriends'' confirmed lmfao. tell you what dumb hold, go ask your boyfriend what happens when the mist setting is applied to his dick.the answer won't be what you want to hear
>>43110612You can indeed piss with a raging boner.
Piss and a little girlcum but it's mostly piss
>>43110474>no i will never do anything to deserve oneBeing a gayden is enough to deserve a hot husband
You can probably find a nice straight guy
>>43110695you cant piss while having sex dumbass lol. its biologically impossible.
>>43110695it hurts peeing with a boner
>>43110715Wroooong. If you push hard enough you can make it happen
>>43110715Says the retard that’s saying squirt is just peeYou have no idea how a woman’s body worksYou’ve never made a girl cum You are an incel
>>43110727you cant physically control that part of your body. maybe try moving the goalpost again.
>>43110735Been married lol
>>43110695With a full on boner I have never tried but it already feels almost impossible and burns to pee with a semi hardon after waking up
>>43110751What a dummy that guy is. If squirt was pee then it would be yellow, its not its clear. That literally dismantles his whole argument.
>>43110774So when I piss after drinking a bunch of water that isn't piss?
>>43110741The pressure of the piss overcomes the pressure of the engorged bit
>>43110775When you cum is it piss
>it's not piss! it's just uh mostly piss with like a few other things in it but that clearly means it is not piss!why is this the hill you choose to die on?
>>43110715moron, men literally do piss from sexual stimulation.
>>43110781not biologically possible sorry. try again.
>>43110786Squirt has the same chemical makeup as dilute piss with the addition of a little skene's gland secretions. Cum doesn't
>ITT pooners that have never made or even seen a girl orgasm The absolute state of FTMG
>>43110814nope you will never find this to be the case. there is literally a biological body part that prevents it from happening. you will never find a video of a guy cumming and pissing at the same time that is real.
>>43110822There's at least one cismoid in here enjoying the clownshow :)
guys we are on page one again and the most bumped general on the whole board. great job fellas keep it up!
>>43110822this, these chumps apparently get all sick or some shit from just seeing their own tight pink pussies so they've probably never even cum themselves.
>>43110860Trans men are real men please don’t be transphobic
>>43110866Real men with tight wet pussies
>1 minute apart
who cares what squirt is. blah blah, i want it in my mouth regardless
I will personally show you that a man can't cum while fully erect and I will make you orgasm so you will also see that it is a sweet smelling piss.
>>43110870lol no. T makes you dry for one And that’s a masculine wet pussie to you sir
anyone want to take T and fuse our bodies together
>>43110894The trans guy I smashed was pretty wet
>>43110838thats not what you said retard. you said ''men can't piss during sex' and im telling you as a man you're wrong. If you sexually stimulate the head a certain way it will piss instead of cum. I will bet you 10 grand right now on an online pot and record a video proving you wrong
>>43110894this is not a given, i didn't dry up from T
>>43110931Are you cis man or trans man though
>t makes you dryUh does anyone actually get "dry" or is that a meme? I am pretty much always constantly wet
I can literally Google guy pissing with boner right now and get results
>>43110931nope you will never find a case of an erect penis humping someone and pissing at the same time during sex. keep trying to move the goalpost though (its not working)
>>43110953Those are the same thing though….
>>43110964>too stupid to understand its about sex
>>43110978
>>43110953cis man>>43110972you thickheaded foid stupid cunt hole ASK YOUR BOYFRIEND, BROTHER, MALE FRIEND, ANY OF THEM ''does rubbing it a certain way or using the showerhead give you a piss orgasm. do you think you're the only gender with secrets?
>>43110715If you stop pushing back like a retard and relax you can indeed piss unless you're banging a vice.>>43110723>>43110752It's not pleasant, it's like pissing rice grains especially immediately after busting a nut.
>>43111012>mad because you lost the argumentthanks for playing but i win again (dw i know you dont have 10k or a job brokie)
Im a cis chaser who lurks and i can confirm you cannot have sex/jerk off and pee at the same time. Its one or the other, as if there is something blocking you from pissing.
>>43111054Explain peeing with a boner then
>>43111032I will rape and piss bottles in you bitch
>>43111032it is I who has won
>>43111060they don't have a full boner. 10-50% power at best.
>>43110978We'll only humour you up to a point
Tbf I did stop fucking my bf this weekend to go take an uncomfortable boner piss
>>43111060You don’t pee out of your t dick there’s another hole that you piss out of retard
boy piss
heres the biology listen for the guy that dropped out of highschool. the pee/semen switch known as the urethral sphincter is an automatic reflex you cannot control which prevent urine and semen from mixing. when the genitals are stimulated the sphincter closes and prevents you from urinating completely, it is as strong of a reflex as the one that makes you close your eyes when you sneeze. now you can admit you are wrong, or continue to cope and look even more stupid.
>>43111101My gf was pissed on when being tiddy fucked and that is just straight up facts
Realising how low iq mike is, is making me think maybe people are incels because they are too stupid to figure out life. It has nothing to do with looks, they are just mouthbreathing dumbos.
>>43111101no shit retard, you're backpedaling after claiming ''men can't piss during sex' when I'm telling you if you stimulate the penis a certain way it will piss instead of cum, nobody claimed you could do both at the same time. you're a fat fujoshi loser whos never touched a man to know
>>43111101I'm not the piss posters but they were NOT teaching about semen and piss separation in majority of high schools... You don't have to act...
>>43111101nta but that wasn't the point being argued, you're being disingenuous as usual
Another ftmgen enriched by comparison to cos men :)
>>43111156what's a cos
>>43111161An autocorrect error :(
>>43111161"Cos" is the abbreviation for cosine, a fundamental trigonometric function in mathematics. It represents the ratio of the length of the side adjacent to an acute angle in a right-angled triangle to the length of the hypotenuse
you both could solve this by fucking
>>43111161Creatures of Sonaria
>>43111156Trans men are real men bigot
you both should spread chocolate starfishes
>>43111101Mike did not like being proven factually wrong
>>43111188Manly doods
>>43111134Jane did not like being btfo once again
>>43111101Nta but i looked it up and this anon is correct. Winner of the argument about dicks pissing while having sex goes to this post.
Don't know why a bunch of people without dongs are so hung up on their mechanics
>>43111134nta but the technicality goes to this person, they never claimed you could piss and cum at the same time. and a man knows more than a woman by default.
jumbo jane and macro mike if they stopped fighting and worked on common grounds together
>still trying to move the goal post>>43110612 this is where it startedyou lose i win hahaha
yall crackas is crazyyyy
>>43111226OOOOF factually proving him wrong again he isnt going to like this
>>43111226This is you moving the goalpost
>>43111222You can always tell it’s AI because of something stupid in the picture. In this case their heads are turned 180 degrees which would be impossible if it was real
>>43111226"not while having sex they cant"this says nothing about cumming and pissing at the same time you illiterate goldfish lmfao, mike wins again
>>43111226>>43111231enjoy your (you)s
>>43111226Damn go easy on mike hes not all there
>>43111226but that post proves >>43111214 right, you're retarded
Arguments micro mike has lost>guys can piss and cum at the same time>t makes your whole body fuse together>ftms cant get footjobsPlease refrain from bringing these up as they will make him seethe like he is doing right now.
>>43111252Don’t forget >squirt is piss
>>43109238you must be a gigafoid to use shame and ruin someone over nothing but save your own pettiness and inability to defuse and move on
>>43111252mike won all those points though. all you can do is samefag and raid from your trannycord
Arguments macro mike has won>guys can piss from sexual stimulation>ftms can't handle getting hit with talking shit>ftms are porn addicted degenerates that larp having ''male fetishes'' to fit in like the trend chasers they are>women live life on easymode>mikes parents call him son, something no woman will ever hear herePlease refrain from bringing these up as they will make the woman seethe like she is doing right now.
>>43111226ive never seen someone get pieced up this badly. well done.
never seen a man make a woman this mad before anonymously, it's like Im on twitter again
>>43111282I'm embarrassed for you.
>>43111252oh he big mad now :P
oh she malding xD
this bitch is tearing her hair out lmfao, based mike
>>43111101I looked it up and its true. There is a urethral sphinccter that stops you from having sex and peeing. Interesting you learn something new everyday!
how did someone with a penis so small win so bigly? /ftmg/ mindbroken
Don't know who this Mike is but he seems to be hitting a nerve.
>>43111300turns out brains matter more than dick size, not that women dating black men would know
>>43111302mike has been running circles around some obsessed schizo for 3 weeks, its amazing
we hit 300 again and stayed on page 1 the whole time woah
>>43111252the t fusing one is the funniest
>footfag pooner is a drooling sub 80IQ retardwho could have guessed?
>>43111347this, they're all retarded subhumans man
Can we get best boy G more insta followers
why is this guy so obsessed with what people do in the privacy of their own home? karen ass woman behavior
>>43111371>degeneracy doesnt spill out onto the streets fallacyyou're a ooomer twisted by access to porn at an early age, you transitioned out of a fetish
>>43111252An ftm footjob is laughable as fuck.
>>43111252he belongs on r/confidentallyincorrect with these statements
>>43111424next they're going to claim they can get handjobs, its so retarded bro. pooners brains are warped out of reality
next they will say they can get head
>>43111500??? you cant be serious
next they will say they can get a titjob
>>43107838how would you rate my list of names?
next the will say their bodies fuse shut
>>43111585nta but the original critique of those names was correct, go with anthony
Who would want to stick their dick in a disgusting vagina that has piss coming out of it anywayGross
>>43111650your level of virginity and lack of biology understanding is actually impressive. how have you reached adulthood and never been with a girl?...
>>43111650>pussy>pee coming outoh dear god this is embarrassing
>>43111661>>43111653>>43111650samefag
>>43111650Two different holes retard
Is this the retard you retards have been assuming it's me. I'm offended.
>>43111650>reddit spacing>doesnt know how pussy workswell i can never care what this persons opinion is now
this is what happened to the last cis "male" to oppose me
>>43111800Cis male bovine dont count.
mike got btfo this thread
>>43111321what this means?
>pooners will never know the feeling of a foreskin covering their penisoof
it just gets more and more embarrassing
Isn't it time for a new gen? Someone put something male brained this time, not Eddsworld
foot fetish -> 70 IQno penis humiliation fetish -> 130 IQsimple as.
>>43112469Do tell me more about how ftms lack a penis and can only get fucked if they choose to have sex
>>43112484One might imagine a pooner getting mad her clitoris is too small to penetrate anything. She is malebrained, but her parts are not real men's parts, they are atrophied vestigial versions rendering her humping futile. Yet she keeps trying out of a kind of frustration, switching from doggystyle to the scissor position and grinding deeper, imagining her thick cock is stretching out a vagina while her prostate and glands are raring spasm and fill a womb with her seed, but of course that never happens. It's a malfunction, a woman who thinks she can fuck a woman.
>>43112494How is this turning anyone on. You're just trying to piss us off
>>43102598tuck it in for God's sake
>>43112508it works on r9k, you're just prudes >:(At least they want to play with me! Uh!Maybe I need a little corrective rape, anyone here to give it to me?
AFABs STFU! Post your bodies instead of spewing some female nonsense!
>>43112559Awwwh. You’re begging to be fixed? Cute. I agree, you should be. But honestly, I wouldn't bother with something as simple as rape. You're way too worthless for that. I'd rather chain you down, stuff every tight little hole you have with buzzing plastic until you can't think straight and then leave you in the dark to rot for a full day. That’s the only thing that gets me wet, thinking of you screaming into the silence. When I finally come back, you won't just see me, you’ll worship me like a god. You’ll be on your knees, sobbing for a drop of water, and you’ll get it, but only if you lap it up from a dog bowl like the pathetic animal you are
>>43112697Honestly, being tied and filled with tingly toys for hours on end is hot, but there is one little thing you're missing silly smoothcrotch: none of these plastic toys will get me pregnant, and neither your impotent body will.Suck right? You can torture me all you want, but you will never claim anyone ;-)
>>43112710This isn't about babies. It's about breaking you down until you're nothing but a whimpering mess, begging for me to decide if you deserve even a drop of water. Learn how to read
>>43112583get a haircut
I do sometimes feel bad for you guys as a working penis owner. It's pretty lit. Tag me in and you can jerk me directly into your victim paramour
experiencing the masculine urge to decapitate my enemies and adorn my blood soaked armour with them
>>43112772>and adorn my blood soaked armour with themV1 from Ultrakill...
>>43112746>This isn't about babiesToo bad right?Everybody can chain someone in a dark basement. But not everybody can break their victims using their seed, inseminate them and force their claimed body to produce their offspring.The best you could do is squirt on me maybe, if you manage to aim...
>>43112772>doesn't mention rapenot malebrained, ngmi
>>43112772Watching your minifem form stumble around in armor swinging wildly would be hilarious. You can do it mini barbarian goblin
>>43112786Fuck you. Fuck you and your smug cunt face. I don't NEED to breed you to own you. I'll own you by making you BEG. By making you crawl. By making you drink from a bowl and THANK me for it. I want to cave your fucking skull in right now. I would leave you down there until you forget your own NAME let alone whatever smug little comeback you're planning next. You think pregnancy is the only way to claim someone?? I'll claim you by making you forget what it's like to NOT be terrified of me. I'll claim you by making sure every time someone touches you for the rest of your miserable life you flinch expecting my hand
watching the samefags unfold is insanehow is this your lifehow does someone end up like thishow are you fine wasting it all to achieve nothingeverything you've ever done on this site has been deleted and forgotten
>>43112866>>43112866>>43112866new
>>43112857No, it's all archived on like 7 different sites and probably a bunch of government archives to keep an eye on outlier behavior.
>>43112839>Fuck you. Fuck you and your smug cunt faceWith what? Your pubic mound? x)You sound like the fox and the grapes. Keep believing you can own me by feeding me and giving me water lol. As if saying "Thank you" is more traumatizing that "Please don't ejaculate inside of my body convulsing and clenching around your turgid and twiching flesh sliding in and out of me!"You're also grapeless >:P
>>43112871God, I wish I could actually rape you. You have no idea
>>43112895>"arg! no anon! please! Don't penetrate my poor defenseless body with yours! it's unfair! feeling your flesh sliding in and out of mine menacing of impregnating my vulnerable womb is unbearable"must be nice eh?
>>43112921God, you are absolutely vicious. Why do you torment me like this? You know exactly what you’re doing. You know exactly which buttons to push to make me feel like this. It’s not fair. It drives me insane. But fine. Enjoy your "biological superiority." I hope it keeps you warm at night. Just know that if I ever got my hands on you, I wouldn't need a cock to make you regret every single letter of that message
>>43112974look at the nice drawing I got from r9kmust suck to live with a permanent chastity cage lol
I'm not replying to you anymore
>>43113017 (Dickless)why :'(we were having so much fun!
>>43112772In a platemail micro bikini
