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reporting for duty
this has to be a fucking joke right
>>43123061pick the white one
>>43123098it said it was incorrect >:(
>>43123061LOL
need a butt slut
>>43123124holy guacamole i know someone for the job. im shoving something vibrating inside myself in like 30 minutes and i do like being called a slut
I love zodiac. but I just learned your more than just your astrological sign. Combine both your Chinese and Western zodiacs with your element to get a really good and accurate telling of your person. Also why the fuck did i get a captcha that asked me if I knew who my glorious murderous king was?
>>43123149do you have your grade 12?
>>43123134i need your
>>43123154I sure hope this isnt a kotor reference i haven't played that game for 10 years. It was in middleschool.And it just asked me about pomni. thank god im not old but this shit is ageist.
>>43123163my what? we can do disc
>>43123173eatingennards
>>43123061These are some of the dumbest captchas ever... oh!!! its because its April fools.
>>43123176girl wut
>>43123170it was a reference to your inability to distinguish between your and youre. it was a reference to the fact that you live in your work place and you've bitched here about having a hard time clocking in on time. it was a reference to your inability to take care of the one body you have. it was a reference to a lot of things you've said and done, to the pitiful legacy youre leaving here and in your life, not your video games
>>43123194Woah chill out gramps. Im pretty content. :] im currently working on exploring this map and searching every nook and cranny
I'm fake and gay
>>43123323Do you want to date and pretend we like each other?
Wtheck I dont have funny captcha :(
>>43123348You might post too much yo get one
>sneedgenI see destroying mtfg wasn’t enough for you and now you want to kill chasergen as well.
>>43123184lol
Sorry im late i got reincarnated it was a whole thing
>>43123381?
>>43123381Sneedgen is the best thing to happen to chasergen in years you PIG
Tell me you love me
>>43123409ill love you if you sucky it and make it go boom boom
>>43123413Sure yeah whatever say it
>>43123415i love....the way you suck my penis lol
>>43123403so true
i dont know the caption to the image :(
>>43123423Stu! Good morning stu. What are you doing
Stu cheeks for my birthday(it was a month ago)
I need have around my neck rn I thinkAlso the guy who wanted to take me to Boba has a gf its so over
Stu's pink hole shines brighter than any gay ass sun ever could
That was meant to say hands not have
>>43123425i am doing nothing. i do this every morning>>43123429theres always next year>>43123435i am at the center of the andromeda galaxy. thats where all the light comes from
>>43123421Say it again
I want stu to hold my creampie inside of her all day and then squirt it out on her dad's coffee table and say LOOK DAD, HAPPY NOW?;!
>>43123445I love you
>>43123423i havent known any of the ones ive gotten so far i feel like such a SAD GAY FLOP im supposed to be a loser... i feel like im getting wrongsided
>>43123433How did you find out?
>>43123448Say it again
>>43123451He told me
>>43123457Oh I guess it wasn’t a date then
>>43123457damn thats like. actually really sad. im sorry for being so mean to you i feel a little guilty now
>>43123450it only gave me one and now its not giving me any more :( i dont get to have fun
>>43123464im kind of enjoying the non-pass experience if the captures were always like this i would love doing them. imagine how smart you would get!!!
>>43123460No just friend thing :(Still happy about it i need to meet ppl irl
>>43123468>the non-pass experiencesensible chuckle
>>43123473its so quaint to see how the other half life it's like boymoding but all the time
>>43123051Are trannies to meant to be fucked or to be loved
>>43123471That’s actually better in a lot of ways
Stu cheeks any day because she's foldered
>>43123468i didnt get smart yet. i dont think i ever will>>43123476>it's like boymoding but all the timethat would be crazy...
>>43123479Why or?
>>43123479Por que no los dos
>>43123479i dont think anyone is really meant for anything
i want some horse tranquilizer
NOOOOOO IT ASKED ME TO CAPTION THIS ONE AND I GOT IT WRONG IM SO DEVASTATEDthat was my one chance for a win>>43123486no we went over this remember you're a once in a generation gorgeous girl genius
>>43123479As for me the former
>>43123479Thvyre meant to be strvpped to rvckets and svnt into spvce
>>43123456no. I'm not a subby bottom chaser
>>43123480Not in the ways that matter
>>43123501YAHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
>>43123495have you tried temazepam? i only got 2 off my friend but they're the greatest. you'll feel dead like you can't move but it's euphoric
>>43123471maybe turn off your computer and go outside lol you are on here like 16+ hours a day
>>43123487>>43123493The first one means they're just for sex
>>43123502:c yuo only love me when oyu want something...
>>43123505Thvs is ground cvntrvl to mvjor tvm..
>>43123503As you said, you need to meet people irl
>>43123510I used to and I was fairly bold like asking guys out. I'm still not good at talking but my inhibition is a lot lower. But I haven't been able to shave for the past like week or week and a half and need to not shave for a while still bc electrolysis so I don't like talking to ppl irl rn
>>43123513i hate that stupid ginger faggot!!!
>>43123497ok. i believe u. but i didnt know the caption to that one at all even tho someone as smart as me should be able to intuit the words easily
>>43123512that's not true. but i want you to sit on my lap and be a good girl
>>43123519The ley lines are disrupted today they must be interfering with you rpowers>>43123525i would like this but i would be worried i would hurt you :(
Taking a poll. What eat next> small microwave pizza> small microwave pasta> small cereal snack bar>some oreos> takis> party size lays
>>43123518Trve.. he wvs a pvser. Fvke Fvg.
>>43123526im a huge American guy, you couldn't hurt me lol
>>43123528Is there an option thats human grade
>>43123528The lil pizza
>>43123528Too slow im eateding a cereal bar
>>43123528teriyaki chicken and bok choy
>>43123528Yvu should evt NVTHING! Stvrve...
>>43123529rvght rvght??? you totally get me...https://youtu.be/DyaKvANgHHg>>43123532well i guess if you're sure... ; ;
>>43123540Mmmmm
>>43123526youre right. thank you bronyagpt
Can't stop thinking about my aunts big floppy titties and horse nipples
>>43123550You are more than welcome! Let me know if there's anything else i can help you with, or if you want more advice on the 4chan captcha system!
>>43123551Do it clvp
>>43123551horses have nipples?
I stand with Mister American. I know what it's like to not want to meet up with girls because I'm embarrassed about my belly.
>>43123553bronyagpt how do i make u real so i can have a gf
>>43123558Dont be embarrassed beautiful
>>43123560you are gonig to need a LOT of gpus
>>43123555
>>43123558My belly is my fourth or fifth best feature but thank you for your support anonymous citizen
bronya is some strange kind of labubu
>>43123574Do you mean it
Labronbu
>>43123567nvm then those are expensive
>>43123579yep of course clips you on my purse..
>>43123582damn..... ill have to find another host...>>43123585YAHOOOOO... gack. ptooey. pluh. have you ever dusted this thing
>>43123568Fvid fvid go awvy spvke mv cvrtisvl anvther dvy!!!!
its just not viable to not be loving me
>>43123561I'm not big enough in general to be a bellychoid. Working on being ottermode.
I GOT ONE!!! I KNOW WHO GRIFFITH IS!!>>43123589its brianna wus purse
>>43123597ottermode also beautiful. i feel like straight people dont know how loved otters are. everyone loves those little guys they hold hands>>43123591Think about the economy
I need this
>>43123597Good choice the waistcoat button budget is murder
What if you meet up with a trans girl and you both go to undress, but he cock mogs yours? Do you become the girl like in prison?
>>43123605No. Why would you think that would happen
>>43123605>but he
>>43123600I cvrse the ecvnvmy... The immvrtvl scivnce of Mvrxism-Lvninism will svve me
>>43123608I'm worried that the girl i like will have a tranaconda and I'll get psyched out and end up on all fours twerking
>>43123612THVTS WHVT IM TVLKING ABOVT
>>43123610it just slipped out dude my bad
>>43123615Whats so bad about that. is your form bad? do you need to practice just in case?
>>43123619Dvn't lvt it hvppvn agvin or I will RVPE YVU. I like tvking mvn bvtt. Bvy.
Her tranaconda don’t want none
>>43123605I wouldn't meet up with a tranner that tops, and topping a girl that's bigger than me is hot as fuck.If she lied then I guess I get raped.
>>43123558I like fucking fubs. It's a power triangle though... If you wanna be a hyper prick you better not be too fat or ugly.
>>43123623I practiced twerking in the mirror for my trans gf in case she has a huge honster cock and makes a prison power play, but my cakes didn't move at all.
>>43123633i like how at peace you are about it. way it goes i guess
>>43123633I tell my doctor i slipped and fell on a banana and it got lodged up my butt whenever he asks why my hole is so big. I think he buys it too.
I GOT ONE RIGHT!!!!!dorodorodorodorodorodorodorodorodorodorodoro
>>43123653You know you don't actually have to do them right? Lol
>>43123638do you think it's something you can build with muscle? or are you gonna have to go on a bulk? maybe even some filler?
>SurveyHow do you feel about the Trans Panic Defense?
off tae bed for my de lids. ill toff you dossers on the morrow.
can someone explain how i managed to skip two grades in school and finish college with a 4.26 gpa but mensas faggot fucking online test says my iq is 92 im crashing out here. id finish exams in under half an hour. what the fuck are they even asking in these mensa questions? >look at our boxes and triangles who gives a fuck
>>43123659well yea i mean i logged out of my pass and everything i want to celebrate >>43123669i feel like it's pretty uncontroversial that it should not exist right
>>43123669It’s disgusting
i need a man
>>43123663I'm getting butt implants just to make sure and play it safe. I want my gf to be happy.
>>43123669It's stupid. What else is there to say
>>43123676wya
>>43123672Why are you taking a mensa online iq test lol
>>43123678thats wise. just the safe play
>>43123669No idea, what are the several panics that we are combing in to one conglomerated defensive strategy?
>>43123646Am I unfair that immediately imagined you in that scenario?
>>43123676i want to plug you raw and i want you to get dressed right after so whenyou fart it fills your panties and i want you to put pants on so they stay wet inside your pants for a while then i want you to take your pants off and we can smell your wet panties together does that sound alright do you have a boner for that?
>>43123688see u manana luv im all out of shidposts
>>43123672>Learn by wrote can't into actual intelligence Whoda thunk it?
>>43123672oh thats because IQ and the entire concept of measuring intelligence is stupid and eugenicist! hope that helps. anyone who refers to it seriously is very stupid and should be ignored entirely
I dvn't even like fvcking fvminine gvys. I wvnt MVN. I wvnt to fvvl as if I am a cvnquervr.
>>43123700The fuck are you trying to say here
>>43123693yes!!! i wouldnt rape someone im nice girl>>43123696hasta mañana cariñ@ <3>>43123700i thvnk thvts beavtvfvl!
>>43123699I'm assuming you're one of them double digit mfers who did really good in English.
>>43123685my house>>43123694i dont follow. u want me to shit my pants?
>>43123706i have no idea what my IQ is i dont think ive ever done a test because im not a fucking retard
>>43123710Hahaha classic stu
>>43123710nta but yes
>>43123701Yvu will learn. Whvn my tvrn cvmes thvy will all learn.>>43123704Thvnk yvu bitch..
>>43123712What’s your feeling about this term anon coined above “tranaconda” I have never heard that one in all my years on the chase
>>43123685Stu isn't for fucking. Stupid is the thread gimp. When I get frustrated with Bronya saying some sort of pseud commie take, I lash out at Stu. When a choid calls Bronya English, she lashes out at Stu. That's how this works. Sorry.
>>43123697if youre so smart can you tell everybody here why playing with shapes qualifies you to pay a couple hundred dollars a year to be invited to conferences you pay to attend to spend a few weekends a year with other grown men who enjoy playing with shapes? can you use your gifted level intelligence to explain that to me?
Omg why are you so typing so much
>>43123723vts vn hvnvvvr...>>43123725no strong feelings one way or the other>>43123726I would never lash out at my beloved stupid
>>43123710i want you to shit your pants but cum and i want you to not get changed just leave them on and then i want to do it a couple more times and i want it really hot and humid so after a while its just kind of perma jizzed are you interested?
>>43123734Strange you tend to enjoy creativity
>Survey Give me your gender and tell me. Do you feel more comfortable and safe with a woman or a man?
>>43123728No. I could try, but you wouldn't understand.
>>43123733Why are yvu typvng so lvttle? Fvvl.
>>43123741i am a tenga. i feel more comfortable and safe with women. obviously
>>43123741I am a woman and feel infinitely safer with other women. Moids are creepy and violent
>>43123741I am svme kvnd of ghoul or ghvst. Everyone is ovt to gvt me. Thvy will fvil.
>>43123733I want a guy to say this but replace typing with talking and after saying it he puts he's hand over my mouth
>>43123734It's true, and perhaps that was a lie. Maybe you could share with us what makes you lash out Bronya.
>>43123752I should've said kisses me but wtvr
>>43123743So you can't? You're a genius that's incapable of making conversation? You're a genius that can't offer a practical explanation on something you claim to understand?
>>43123753nothing im a perfect sweetie pie angel. im exponentially more forgiving than the buddha. he retaliates after only three slaps but i can endure an infinite number
i should kill myself
>>43123770NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Laziness prevents it
i would never get angry at stu. if i came home and stu pissed the bed we would sleep on the floor for a night but really who cares the bed will dry out
>>43123770Bvt whvt about ovr plvns?
>>43123726Stu is for transbian relationships apparently
I want a guy to slap me multiple times for not making the bed
>>43123776bro you are obese as fuck don't lecture us on laziness
>>43123784i want to slap a tranny
>>43123785Don’t be foolish
your my stinky little rat. your a tiny little rat thats so stinky so so so stinky and smelly
vale tudo match with a tranny
>>43123800Stinky rat. Stinky stinky. Why are you so stinky little rat. Why do you stinking so much
>>43123817Svwvrs :(
picking my tranny up and carrying her to the other side of the house when she's trying to do something
>>43123820Dvnt be gving in thvre lvttle rvt. You wvll gvt so stvnky and smvlly. Nvbvdy lvkes a stvnky lvttle rvt
>>43123672I'mma a geneass! This was very boring and I shouldn't have done it. I just finished jerking it too so I had to stop and wipe the cum off my dick mid test
Stu is the Mister American of tranners. Says she wants someone but I don't know where she is. I thought Germany but now I have no idea.
>>43123828Did you make sure to push it all back in
I think I'm pretty smart everyone i know that speaks spanish calls me a mensa :)
>>43123831I tried but it keeps falling out the bottom
>>43123830You take that back!
>>43123830Stu is within all of us>>43123837a leak. not good. doctor immediately
>>43123826Bvt I like the svwver. It is dvrk and cvld. Like my mvther. I am smvlly bvt I am frvv. Cvn yvu svy the svme?
>>43123841I love leeks. I have this great potato leek soup recipe, you'd love it. Honestly though I'm so fucking tired it's like 4am idk why I'm up, goodnight! Love youuuuu
>>43123834If penny was here she would laugh at my joke i hate you guys
>>43123843dvmn... thvts kvnd of dvvp... i shvldnt hvve undervstvmvtvd you, stvnky rvt....>>43123847WHOAAA that sounds soooo fking good. im also kind of on a leek love affair lately they're a beautiful soup. go to sleep!!! get your rest!!! dream of... is there a style of ramen with leeks? probably not, huh... see if you can dream one up
>>43123855Post hole
>>43123858There must be! Night :)
It's crazy how shit I know I'll feel if I don't get sleep but I still let myself stay up. Just one more (You) from her and I'll go to sleep I kid myself. I'd prefer if she was keeping me up for different reasons.
>>43123860I can do butt
>>43123865Ok
looks pretty good... i want to try making it now... but ramen at home is kind of a fool's errand, right?
>>43123858The rvt is oftvn undervstvmvtvd. He mvkes peace with it. And thvn the fvvlish mvn discover hvles in the chvvse. Undervstvmvtvd no mvre. Squeak squeak.
>>43123875the broth is the hardest part to make at home because you need special ingredients but it's all doable if you really want to.
>>43123877sv THVTS whvrv thvy cvme frvm... i knvw svmvthvng wvs up...
>>43123881hmm hmm i see i see... ive had some good results with regular stock procedure and a half-assed tare but it just takes a long time just for a bowl of noodles right. still there's no way ramen can be bad
>>43123884Nvt vp. Bvlvw. Yvu have mvch to learn.
>>43123889well heck then you're more advanced than i am. im coming right over for your broth babe
>>43123893whva.....>>43123895you got it!! ill get a batch on the stove right away!!!
>>43123899i really do wish. i bet you would be great at entertaining guests with how personable you are here with us. dinner party at tengas would be lush
>>43123875not really no like it takes effort but it's not really that difficult
>>43123905She dvesn't fvvd me :(
>>43123868litter catbox moe/pqd8h8.jpg
>>43123905hehehe it's always been a dream of mine. i really like hosting but it's always been a little inconvenient. maybe one day when im rich and famous...>>43123909it's just hard to make something that'll be as good as something a restaurant is making at scale, right? even the ramen places we get here have way better dashi than anything i could make in a home kitchen>>43123914its so you levrn to fvvd yovrsvlf... im lvvking ovt fvr you lvng tvrm....
>>43123922I undvrstvnd nvw.. thvnk you.>>43123918yvmmvrs
Haywood Jablome will retvrn.
>>43123945gvdspvvd!!!
Godsneed
Bigfoot goes to hell is actually not a bad movie.
of all the bits to commit to, this one was the dumbest
>>43123959which one?
I just really want a guy to be physically mean to me why can't I get that
>>43123962which the fuck do you reckon you jock cunt
>>43123966we went over this do you not remember
>>43123966Like a big fat guy calling you an ugly retard?
>>43123967i have no idea there are no shortage of stupid bits going at all time
>>43123918Cute
im an ugly retard but i am free
>>43123976If you like gross moid ass sure
Why is it that cvnty evil gaybvys have only made minimal inroads outside of the jrpg genre. The evil twink is a fundamental force of society. A great archetype of nature
>>43123982It’s a nice ass stop negging
how can i hurt myself for being a bad person
>>43123990gun
>>43123990make yourself sit through an hour of tone comparisons
>>43123997i dont have one>>43123998what is that
good morning chatroom my social media feeds are full of people telling me to not april fools people by telling them i'm pregnant and i just had to caption a picture of an anime girl for a captcha.
>>43124010they go one by one over the tones in tonal languages. then they compare them over and over so you can learn to distinguish them. it feels like going crazy they start to all sound the same you're trying to find tiny differences between them. plus they usually change depending on what tones come before or after so you have to learn them in situ as well. i hear cantonese is particularly brutal if you're looking for ideas
>>43124015Im pregnant
do you like to party? i'm a bit too old for that these days
>>43124020yeah!!! im party n play!
>>43124016that sounds boring. i think i dont actually want to hurt myself i just want to kill myself
>>43124019no wayyyy congrats!!! so happy 4 u
my neighbors are so loud :( i can't sleep
>>43124028NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>43124029Im not going to stop smoking tho>>43124031you should get one of those devices that emits a frequency only neighbours can hear sort them right out
>>43124035you should also keep drinking i hear thats good
>>43124016wtf does this actually work?
>>43123918I want to make out with Discordia’s asshole
>>43124039i think its helps a little its extremely masochistic though and probably loses out to immersion type methods in practice. abstract tone study isn't really all that great right. but i do it here and there
>>43124048what if you catch whatever it is that makes her like that?
>>43124037ill pour one out just for you. proschai!
>>43124058I would like to date her too so no problem
>>43124058do not worry american does not seem to be sexually tranmissible
>>43124066t. untermensch
>>43124062trip on discordia
>>43124072My name is tenga actually
>>43124060hell yeah. i would do the same if i wasn't at work.
>>43124066that's pretty funny i'm sorry i called you a jock cunt
>>43124079hue hue hue hue hue hue hue>>43124083I forgive you out of my infinite love for all beings
>>43124066thank the lord
>>43124090right
>>43124085i would give everything i have to be able to enjoy anything as much as my parrot enjoys sweet potato slices
My vision is bright and blotcjy and my heart is fast Maybe it's actually happening
>>43124097Omg bye
>>43124078I do really wonder what woman name you chose.
>>43123989:)
>>43124099i've gone by a lot of names. i kind of resent the whole thing i find it demeaning
>>43124097Don’t die I didn’t even get to marry you yet!
>discordia shows back up to reply one by one to all of her anon posts
>>43124099i can't tell you what it is but i can tell you it fits her really well it's a really good name
>>43124108Huberta
>>43124112way too short. not nearly prestigious enough for one of my stature
I was cold now I'm hot now i don't know. My tummy hurts
>>43124118>statueRotunda
>>43124121thats more like it
>>43123918When will i get you as my girlfriend?
>>43124120My baby I hope you’re okay
maybe i shouldnt eat today
i fell asleep without saying goodnight ;~;
>>43124130we already have a proana threadgirl. you could get into trichtillomania?
>>43124123Girthilda>>43124130Good idea
>>43124135oh girthilda is fabulous. should i just change it to that
>>43124128:(
>>43124132we need a fatmaxxing threadgirl to cancel it out
>>43124095https://voca.ro/1aMaohxtUWf4
any advice for not being able to sleep bc of neighbors pls :(
Discordia’s butt is so sweet I could play with it for hours
>>43124143No i actually dont think that would help at all
>>43124147Ear plug!
>>43124141Sweetbaby can you drink some soda to help settle your tummy
>>43124149i'm disappointed bronya i thought you were someone who appreciated the need to maintain karmic balance
>>43124132no we have that too she's just not that public about it.
>>43124151post a picture of your hand with this post number written on it
>>43124155That is the prettiest cat I have ever seen.>>43124158For what purpose?
>>43124143hiii
>>43124155did she by any chance mean to drop trip for this post?
>>43124152i feel if you think the counterbalance to someone fixated on achieving the illusion of control through their relation to food (losing) is someone fixated on achieving the illusion of control through their relation to food (gaining) you have a long way to go diva. both of those are karmic delusions>>43124155damn. what else is there. im already sticking pins in dolls of the prettier girls. we haven't had a religious psychosis threadgirl in a while i guess?
Weightcycling is just another ED
>>43124158nta but I like to help
Transgenderism is just another ED
>>43124165shes also the most annoying asshole in the world but she is very pretty yes>>43124171no lol it's not me>>43124174i've been playing death stranding 2 while watching police bodycam videos and listening to lingua ignota for the past three days I think this combined shock to my nervous system might manifest it
>>43124165i'm calling you out for being discordia
>>43124150i have them but i can still hear them slamming things :(
>>43124192Nope not her. Actually, I thought you might be her trying to see if I am white.
>>43124190wow! if anything would do it that would for sure! >>43124192is it that hard to believe a single person would be attracted to her in all her time here? >>43124200damn.... that's hardcore... what type did you get? I swear by the disposable foam ones but they're not great for the environment
where is stu? i need to flirt with my future wife :)
>>43124206i know you're dissappointed in me for the police bodycam shit, i hate it on a moral level but it's the only thing I've found that puts me on edge badly enough to get my work done
>>43124206yes, yes it is
>>43124213have you considered adhd medication?
>>43124206i got the disposable ones the pink ones they're cute :) i get so nervous i really hate having trouble with my sleep and now i'm worried it's going to make me ugly and he won't like me anymore
>>43124220already on it lol it's not enough i should book a drs appointment for better ones i already have the referral but i've just procrastinated on it
>>43124132i was pulling my hair out a little bit a few weeks ago but that was only bc the wind kept blowing it in my face
>>43124211she's in Argentina>>43124216that's harsh... you shouldn't talk about her like that while she's literally dying...>>43124213I'm not disappointed! I trust your value system if you're doing it I just assume it must be for a good reason>>43124221okay wait hold on forget about the sleep for a second if he's that shallow that he would ditch you while you're at your lowest because the stress made you slightly less attractive he's not worth losing sleep over, right?
>>43124211which one did u choose. i chose white and it worked
>>43124231rectangel
>>43124230I hate that shit I have it SCRRRRRAPED back at all times I don't have the patience>>43124231A slice of Pizzer
>>43124233Did you ever buy some books
>>43124234https://voca.ro/17i0GywV3dXx>>43124236https://voca.ro/16IMzfxx5djt
sick of talking to you hoes are there any guys here??
>>43124232i don't know i just want to look good for him :( i don't think he would ditch me for that tho he's very nice
I’m worried about Discordia I hope she is alright
>>43124258She's not here so I don't imagine she is
>>43124264Good point but I miss her
>>43124243https://voca.ro/1nJAWQJkexAq
>>43124268Why?
>>43124275I like her and now that I’ve seen her butt I love her
>>43124271An man
>>43124284https://voca.ro/1mEtMwatqqwp
>>43124283Did you see it in person? Wait are you the German room mate?
>>43124291I wish I was, I would be fucking her right now
>>43124283Her ass looks like the ass of a skinny indian boy
my ass is FAT and my self esteem is MINIMAL
>>43124300Who would know.
>>43124271you've replied to me with vocaroos many times and i have never once listened to one
I want Discordia to lay across my lap with her bare ass exposed so I can jiggle it, grope her cheeks, and spank it.
>>43124305If you would kindly post it, I will take a look and comment.
>>43124315post hand
>>43124020No, and the girl here I think is the prettiest is more outgoing than me :(
>>43124325Don’t worry baby it’s perfect for spanking your beautiful ass
>>43124324i don't have any pictures because every time i try to take one i cry and delete it
>>43124337no it isn't, it's brown
>>43124313https://voca.ro/1mf2QRBjleXQ
>>43124147How loud are they? If it's just little annoyances then put a fan on. Anything worse and you're fucked really, it's not a fight worth having with ignorant cunts like that.
>>43124324Nta. Bored. https://litter.catbox moe/fndqgawb9hh27uli.jpg
>>43124352normally when people here post vocaroos and i don't listen to them i just tell them their voice doesn't pass but i'm not gonna do that to you out of respect for what you bring to the thread
>>43124359They're a guy you idiot...
>>43124358Fucking plaphog. Break my dick
>>43124359https://voca.ro/164PRbtJy3xX
>>43124233i choose black and it didn't work...also hi :)
>>43124290An wulf
>>43124374https://voca.ro/13H15IJNhuG9
>>43124368Moooooo https://litter.catbox moe/gpyg8xdpa03fe3uc.jpg
AussieNona I want to cover your soft plump body is kisses.
Ever noticed how some of those cis skinny models have clocly bodies ..... Yea .... Sure .... And they're over 170cm too .... I'll be okay ......
>>43124404Which state are you from? I need to have a name for you ^^.
>>43124236i should just have it slicked back like when i get out of the shower at all times>>43124237yeah that was a while ago. i finished the one on the right>>43124371hi :)
>>43124421Please call me Husband
this is an text based thirst trap you will have to fill in the actual graphics using your imagination>fat ass>like real big>also i'm bending overplease register your interest by showering me with attention below
instead of feeling bad i decided to clean up the kitchen a little. i got rid of all the trash and dirty dishes and wiped down the counter and stovetop and table
>>43124427stu smiles!! it's gonna be a good day thanks!
>>43124447good girl!!
>>43124450it will be a good day :)
>>43124432Husband? But anon you've not even asked my father for my hand... ._.
>>43124459yayy :D
>>43124465Lay on top of me and let me smell you while I fall asleep, my sweetheart
>>43124476I would be worried you'll fall asleep... Forever!
>>43124501Come on baby snuggle up, I want to hold you
mjau :-3mainly posting this so i get to see the captcha
>>43124334what does that have to doo with PARTYING?
>>43124549also captcha asked me if i knew who CIA from the dark knight rises was
fuck it, pull a baddie
>>43124565if u just write tell me about bane it doesnt work so dont do that
>>43124020I've only went to a club once in my life and hated it lolI was boymoding, looked autistic the whole time, was really anxious and got drunk as hell
https://youtu.be/4GuqB1BQVr4i'd like to be
morny...
sorry i spaced out did i miss anything. did the lolcow die
>>43124633which one?
>>43124643whichever i dont want anyone to die :c
>>43124633i'm still here. and i know all the swears
>>43124646not even sam altman?
>>43124648oh yeah. whats the worst one then>>43124653who the fuck is sam altman
>>43124656i don't know them in order... also sam altman is willing to pay the top clocker (AI)
>>43124661oh THAT asshole. he's not dead yet? soon
>>43124667hehe that's awkward
>>43124633i should really become more milkable
>>43124685and im always saying this>>43124671not awkward!!!
everyone pvss ur pvnts NVW!!!
>>43124694Im not wearing any what should i do
>>43124699put some on first. or stand over a carpet
>>43124699help what do 9i do
>>43124694I owe you that much at least.
>>43124694you're the boss mam!
>>43124705i do not own any :( and the floor heer is wood
>>43124706i already told you. are you even paying attention?
>>43124710>>43124712good boys :) now keep those pants on for the rest of the day>>43124713piss into your hand then
>>43124715hjelp help help please you have to help me help
>>43124721ok im holding it hlpe help what do i do not
>>43124721I feel like this will get me in trouble at work but stu knows best.
>>43124737Pee in your pants so u don't have to hold it on ur hand
staring at my meds. i simply do not want to take them. i just dont want to
>>43124721it's gonna rain all today anyway so it'll just warm me up temporarily also do you like my hardhat?
>>43124757
>>43124769lmao
>>43124740I already peed my pants and I have to go back to my desk in 20 mins.
>>43124763yes :3
>>43124774It will keep u warm! Nice!
>>43124733keep holding it for a while>>43124737ur doing such a good job :)>>43124763who slapped u on the head
>>43124769lol
i hope everyone has a good day today including methe april fools captchas geniunely got me at first and i was triggered
