Starfuckers editionold >>43129278QOTT: How did you think we'd get by without you?
Bro let’s go out this weekend, there’s a crazy event happening. There’ll be a ton of chicks. Let’s just go have fun and let go a little.
>qotjust fine
you all seemed to get along without a hitch when i was gone for a little bit
>>43141004>QOTTi didn't post here for like a year and it made no difference
thread was noticeably less alive when you left
>>43141004They will all miss the visual comedy my presence provides
my hairline receded too much
>>43141159yeah but like, was that a bad thing?
the only poster here that actually matters is mastectomy
the true goddess of mmg
what if mastectomy turned out to be laf tho
>>43141216but i want her to leave this gen because its clearly not good for her
damn did you know you can get a microwave rice cookersin gainst gob
why would anyone buy a rice cooker when you can just use a pot
ffs or bbl?
i guess we’re going back to our image board roots
>>43141403there were no war crimes in Nankingmanchuko ichiban very happy place
nona would (you) be a white tgirl in china?
i'm a man so no
>>43141456my social credit score is too low
Son of man,You cannot say, or guess, for you know onlyA heap of broken images
>>43141456i’m not opposed to it. learning mandarin seems so daunting though
>>43141403I didn't know about the Armenian genocide until I listened to syndrome of a down
>cherrypicked
Mein Irisch Kind, Wo weilest du?
And we shall play a game of chess,
HURRY UP PLEASE ITS TIME
are you sorry yet
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drunk internet theory
21 bmi obesemoder
what are the drunkmoders drinking tonight?
>>43141677That reminds me i have a beer i think
cum
It’s them pills I took
https://youtu.be/pmR8d1MiFyo
>>43141688cumdrunk
>>43141677i'm sippin the semen
Eze 6:4
>>43141707cum hooch?
>>43141707i'd do unspeakable things with this
The evil Andross turned this once thriving system into a wasteland of near extinction.
manmoders are too fragile for sports, i think i nearly ripped a fingernail off trying to grab a rebound in pickup basketball:(
idk i'm pretty alright at fencing but it hurts when i get stabbed in the chest
blindness, gender ambiguity, withheld knowledge, cryptic prophecy, dangerous sexual power, stagnant relationships, plagued land, and death by water.
>>43141781put on the boob plate
>>43141004Probably pretty well since I just doompost and don’t do much else rlly>>43141781Omg another fencingmoder!! And yeah chest stabbing sucks I need to buy a chest protector
>>431415993 (or 6?) to 2, bye moders <3
>>43141811Nooooooo
>>43141811fuck off lol ur washed
i need a group of large fit sweaty men to humiliate me and take advantage of my weak emaciated estrogenized autistic boybody on camera.
>>43141800i ordered one of the flat ones so i dont have to wear the goofy booby plate>>43141801omg what weapon do u fence nona
>>43141833Don’t be mean to people pls >:(
gen is lame tonight
>>43141849Epee!! Haven’t fenced in a while since the epee fencers at my local club left mostly and I haven’t bought any foil gear yet and I got another commitment the one day I could fence but I would wanna get back into it at some point. Either that or do boxing with my boyfriend if I ever get one, that’d be nice desu
>>43141896yaay i also fence epee but i want to try saber one day.. there should be moder fencing league
>>43142100>>43141896i fence with epee and i just wear a jacket without a chest protector, pardon me but how are you guys so weak? or is it something with the way you're fencing??
>QOTTi just figured if i wasn't around you'd replace me with some other asshole. that's not to say i'm perfect. i know i'm an asshole. if you don't like me telling you, then get it the fuck together. put up or shut-up. simple as. regardless of whether it's me or someone else, if your shit isn't together someone is going to tell you to get your shit together. the only reason i'm the one who has to take a turn wiping your ass is chance. a fate foretold by the stars. i'm not special, and neither are you.
I Tiresias, old man with wrinkled dugs
>>43142232>get hit in tender boobs>get hit directly on nipple without a bra Could just be weak but that stuff kinda hurts tho
>>43142381>get hitif you had to fence hundreds of years ago, getting hit in the chest that hard would mean certain death...you should never be letting your opponent hit you like that!!!! it's life or death training... the sports stuff is nonsense... the sauce is in the combat. if you ever get hit make sure it's just a light graze
>>43142424it's mostly during drills where we are doing distance to body or some other drill where the person lunging going wrist to body and it ends up in line with ur chest
>>43142471you don't need to hit people that hard during drills dude, but fair enough I sometimes used to wear chest protectors when I was getting used a test dummy basically
>>43142535yeah some of the others will just skewer me for no reason lol
>>43142620i have to go to bed now, if yyou want to add me to talk abt fencing, my dc is shieldmoder, always interested in talking and learning about one of my favorite arts :)
>Stares in mirror
>>43142834oggs me
>>43142714sent :D
i think i unironically need to stop manmoding before i kill myself but my entire life is ruled by overwhelming fear of change and judgement
cock rules everything around me CREAM
>>43141004>marilyn manson and trentI almost spit my fucking drink out, boy if that isn't representation for us.
>>43143551this girl has sex with dogs
no that's me
I kind of have a look like these two, not as good looking obviously like the wish version of them, I haven't really seen anyone troon out with this archetype. I get the feeling I'll be permamanmoded, because I just have this like angry brooding look in my eyes that I think comes from the browbone, and way my eyes are set. I just look like I could kill someone.
I try to offset it by making my eyes as wide as possible when I take pics by raising my eyebrows, but then I just look deranged lol.
i am in hell
I feel like I'll just be stuck turning into a fabiomoder like this nigga
mogging me
>>43143740In this context does mogging mean they look more fem than you? Because when you say someone mogs you it's subjective, and based on the type of mog. for example dickmogging.
>>43143745everyone dick mogs me tho
>>43143756oh my god answer my first question please.
>>43143761yes they look more fem than me next question
>>43143769how are you today?
>>43143787every night i go to sleep i hope i don't wake up how are you doing nona
>>43143798I try to stay hopepilled by improving somehow, so alright, just having my "morning" coffee.
that's good, i'm kind of just giving up on everything but i also like coffee