>>43148617Do you want to live deep in the woods with a husband and 4 kids, two related to each of you, and sharing the same egg-mother?
>cozy cabinlol
>>43150739oh sorry, is this not enough for you?
>>43150724god no
>>43150724no
it's my turn: Draw!I summon blue eyes white bottom, in attack position. I end my turn
>>43150724>4 kids, two related to each of you, and sharing the same egg-mother>implying this is possible in the current economical state of the world.
>>43150767you want a white blonde bottom to fuck you?
I already did the homestead in the woods thing long enough, had my fill, I'd find it dreadfully monotonous to live the rest of my life like that. I'll take the kids and husband though.
>>43150785either that or a red eyes black bottom
>>43150767>summoning a lv8 straight to the fieldpleb
>>43150767>side effect: his hole is slightly brownWould you still breed him?
>>43150786it's only exciting in a fantasy and then you get there and you have to shit in a bucket
Imagine if humans laid eggs and a woman could just give you an egg to fertilize so you can hatch your own bebbes the broody bottom would build a nest and sit on it ofc
>>43150805of course. are you implying god chose the wrong color?
>>43150724I want to live on a farm. With chickens and cows(for milk not meat). And I want to be as self-sufficient as possible. I want a mine and I want to have a small industrial base. And I want there to be rumors of ghosts living here.
>>43150724No I wanna be a hoe sis.
>>43150821that's the future liberals want
>>43150639I'm not sure. I can't recall getting ARS or whatever it's called but I am prepared for the worst. If I test negative I'm getting on prep pronto and using condoms even for oral unless I know the guy and he's tested.>>43150678The contact occurred last summer. I think pep is useless now
>>43150824I don't actually want a farm I just want a cozy cabin deep in the woods.
>>43150821this makes me really sad anon
>>43150745Fuck no
>>43150724>that porchDefinitely looks like a tranny lives here.
>>43150841lol
>>43150841Lol
>>43150724Nah, I don't want to live in the woods.
The cell door is locked. He is naked, collared, powerless. His anus is throbbing the effect of getting raped by 4 Arab men in quick succession. So why is he smiling? How is he adjusting to his new life as a slave so quickly? Well... He's just a natural. A natural born white boy slave.
who said you could stare at me, huh. motherfuckerstop checking me out faggot, i wanna eat my goddamn cheeseburger in peace and i don't need some grubby looking scrub galking in my directionand, more importantly. i'm already taken.
>>43150724I live in a rural area. A cozy cabin or cottage might be nice.
>>43150884i was just thinking about how fat you were
Found another grindr profile with a Iceland flag. Not gonna lie, just imagining the hot Icelandic blond bush makes any guy hot regardless of what they look
>>43150897You should get mpreg sammy.
:/
>>43150897get dat bangkok gorl
>>43150894there's no way it was you, i was talking about a guy at headquarters irl like a couple hours ago. literally did a triple take, like he seen some eye candy. so creepy
>>43150853>Definitely looks like a tranny lives here.>>43150887in america?
>>43150915Yeah a fairly rural part of the Mid Atlantic
>>43150931wanna marry?t. less rural part of mid-atlantic looking to escape
>>43150841>last summerlol
I'd live in your mid Atlantic iykwim
Me living my best lobottomized life while mean girl anons pick me bald
>>43150902I have no car so it's no biggy. I'll just watch porn. But sadly there is hardly any Icelandic gay porn of solo video of guys
Had sex with three different men this week, all of them came in my ass. I'm not on prep.
>>43150969Post underwear with wet precum spot
>>43150958nothing to pick
>>43150980 I don't wear underwear when I go to sleep and I hardly pre cum anyway
>>43150974Jealous
>>43150989I'm really ugly and mentally ill
>>43150988Post bulge
>>43150969You have Icelandic fever i can tell lol
>>43151010Go to bed thorny
>>43151006Stop bragging
what if you could have a bf, but he's only 5'4" tall?
i have gaids
>>43151030is he a masculine otter?
>>43151030I've been with short guys though
>>43151030ideal male height
>>43151035masculine effeminate looking male
>>43151030He'd have to be hyper masc and uncut
>>43151030I had sex with a really small man this week and it was weird AF as a six feet tall bottom. Like getting fucked by a child with beard. Still came though
rural midatlantic anon ignored meits over
>>43151030I'll have to hold him in place while I'm fucking him.
>>43151030short bf would be cute
6" cocks actually look quite big...
>>43151046depends on what he looks like then. of you're short you could least have a beard and maybe a big dick as a plus
Whitebois are genetically born with little tiny clits while Arab Men become genetically more well endowed by the time they’re in their teens & that’s a fact.
>>43151074squeak.. squeak
>>43151055>>43150943Looking to move to the countryside?
>>43151084*STOMP STOMP*
I would love to take a vacation in the woods and see all the animals and plant life native to the region ^-^
>>43151051anyone under 5'10" is a midget to me and i can't even get off to their photos because their bodies look so compact and scrunched down, you must have came out of disgust
>>43151084are you still trans or?
>>43151030Size difference is hot sis. Especially when I weigh 50+ lbs more than him.
half the time i don't know who the fuck you niggas are talking about
>>43151094yes!but only in a specific part of the us
going out for fri night. have fun gees
>>43151133bye girl
these pants don't have a fly. i can't whip my dick out without pulling them down :/
Can someone give me the qrd on the self appointed thread narrator/sportscaster who keeps calling out people for not getting as much attention as himself like hes a stage diva, and yet is constantly bringing them specifically up by name out of nowhere himself but somehow thinks they are the femmy ones and hes not screeching queen giving them the most endless attention? Who is he talking to?
atmos don't forget the Day 9 Sphincter Explosion event!
>>43151011I have a fever for every phenotype that isn't too common in Costa Rica desu
>>43151133I hope you have a great time!
if you could step inside me
>>43151212do i need to take my shoes off
No.
>>43151212Is clay aiken playing in there?
How did thornys date with that kid go yall
>>43151165i rip those buttons off and gargle the contents
do you prefer someone who cums in 5 minutes to a blowjob or someone who you need to keep sucking for 20 minutes to cum
>>43151243obsessed
>>43151166>>43151166can u get a trip already
i prefer a boyfriend who loves me (almost) as much as i love him
why do people still act like anyone is born blind
>>431512565 min
Oh bb
any furries in chat?
>>43151342i'm not a furry but this is my ideal boyfriend by a longshot. absolute peak sexiness
this general is so fucking boring now
>>43151388it really died off when slayer left
>>43151330Does it really make you feel better to say that? Doesn't the lack of a response make it more painful than not saying anything at all?
>>43151397i mean i dont draw or go to cons, but if i did then yea
>>43151330lol
>>43151388too many fems. if i knew any cute guys posted here still then i'd
>>43151131Where?
>>43151396Can't help but agree. Miss that lil crack like you wouldn't believe..
why delet
i want to use my fleshlight but i dont want to clean up
marea won
i like feminine male. i'm also feminine male. great minds uhh, something something. penis
YouTube won't show me videos of rock climbers falling to their deaths >>43151405pretty sure being furry is wanting to fuck animals or anthropomorphic animals>>43151399just expressing the sentimentsometimes it builds up like steam and I just need to vent it somewhere bc if it builds up too much I'll end hooking up with a 65 year old from grindr>>43151458allegedly nsfw
>>43151468frfr
>>43151473squirk
feminine male rock climbers falling to their death and their screams are heavily fagcented
>>43151532lol
gay porn art google inflation toe jam big bellies big feet sharp teeth 3d image original art OC art long hair fox dragon crocodile swollen mpreg drooling large eyes w/ dialogue
pissing on your floor as i type this
>>43151532my roommates used to scare me and then laugh bc they thought I screamed like a girlstraight men are evil
119 comments innobody has formally offered to whisk me away to the countryside
i have an inflation fetish
>>43151555i'm a city mouse, sorry
i have a suggestion
I have an otter bf
your obsession with drag?? Cmon put the wig on I know u wanna
>>43151581give him to me
nuzzling my bf's chest, intoxicating myself with his scent and just generally acting like a huge faggot.
so glad i'm not a muskfag
>>43151595giwtwm but with him squeezing my butt and grinning while just watching TV or something and rubbing his dick a bit through his pants and rubbing my legs on his
>>43151595babe?
i like the way men smell
>>43151648I like the way men stimulate every single one of my senses
Ever heard of DIALECTICS, chud???*murders 5 trillion revolutionaries*
I don't get how industrial music isn't gay https://youtu.be/uCDxCaCOKQA?si=A5RSo1XHC6JPdA52
got out of my truck to pick up food that i ordered, saw a trash can and said "trash" in a whisper tone to make a mental note to myself to put some trash in my truck in the garbage before i leavesome white woman apparently heard me say "trash" out loud and thought i was talking about her, she was on the phone, she turned around and was like "did you just call me trash?" which i had to descalate before i got bitch slapped by this highly estrogenic creature on her rag, tonight is not my night
>>43151125Daddy
a squeaksy most foul
squeakeasy
A brrapp most foul
>>43151030My boyfriend is a 5'4" jock. Medium length blonde hair and deep blue eyes. Wrestler build with the perfect ass. Im so in love, chat.
Been talking to two people, I think I have a better shot with the right than the left but I think I'd prefer the left for a serious thing
unwilling pred is kinda hot though
it's the time of year i trim my pubes to make my dick look bigger
It's the time of year i want penis in my mouth
It's that time of penis when I want year in my mouth.
it's been a while since i've been to the movies
>ough my god is that... a sock on... a leg????? ooouuuugggh i mgonna splooge in my trousers!!!!!! i'm gonna shoot my ropes because socks and legs make me horny!!!!!!!!!!!
everyone stay quiet
>>43152024this was my view when I saw project hail mary
>>43152029damn, the thread's so dead but you were waiting in the rafters to seethe
The HIV scare is making me paranoid
https://youtu.be/L2aUMxR2tUo
>>43152094is that a hernia
>>43152094it's been so long since i've seen an outie belly button
You know how straight men joke about not being gay in their locker room banter and "no homo"? I've found that gay men also joke about not being trans or fem in their powder room banter and "no fems". Like gays make jokes about wearing the wig even if they're not interested in drag or trans the same way straights make jokes about slapping their teammates' butt after a score.
yes fats yes fems yes rice yes spice
If I made an inclusive gaygen, do you think the mods would mind?
>"...The physical trauma inflicted on some of the tornado victims was so extreme that first responders reportedly had difficulty distinguishing human remains from the remains of animals at the sites, as the remains were reportedly torn apart and rendered unrecognizable in the winds of the tornado."
>>43152171jarrell
>>43151585I'm just stepping up to the next level of fem4fem sis. It's a natural evolution. I'm mot interested in painting my nails, wearing the wig, or putting on lipstick. But I'm fine with guys who do. As long as they look like a male with short hair and a penis during sex, I don't care they're wig wearing fems.
>>43152140if it gets mods to actually ban tranny talk itt as off-topicbut i doubt they care
>>43152057Just make sure you and your bf wear condoms, and get your blood tested.
the weather looks great this weekendshame I work overnights and my bf went to his sister's for easter...
tornadoes are gay https://youtu.be/wgaLxcDAJPghttps://youtu.be/5ohIVzIZLuQhttps://youtu.be/OEqJ2HKR5sE
>>43152057nobody has ever died from abstinence
Weekends alone are ruff
can we go 10 minutes without reinventing purity culture
>>43152299nta but no, let's just have a guy talk about how scared he is for 2 days straight instead
i'm trans and i love my trans husband we're both boys btw
zhongguoren bf
>>43152319meh
Someone in Walmart turned towards me as I passed him, squinted and said "PSHH!" really loudly
>>43152299I blame monogamy culture sis.
gaping daddy hole until he pees red in the face
>>43152357stop, i'm not ready to be a mother
urethral finger fucking
there must be fleshlights that are shaped like a urethra
I want to go for a late night drive but there is a cat on me.
need bf to hurt me
>>43152411Cute ^-^What's their name?
>>43152481niggerman
>>43150724i do very very much so but i am also a tarnny le sigh>>43150760>>43150764men amirite.
i wanna be your last first kiss
Ugh I look at all these adorable zoomer boys at my gym and can't fathom them being drafted. It better not happen!>inb4 creep: old enough to draft, old enough to shaft
you can lead a boy to fat cock but you can’t make him choke and spit up gagging on it
real unc hours
>>43152824you’re doing it wrong
Some people spend years, even decades, of being a dumb bitch. I've seen it all too many times sis. It can happen to you and me too.
Which size in your opinion, is perfect for a necklace on a guy?
sweet teens are made of thiswho am i to kiss a teen?traveled the world to fuck some teensevery body is looking for some teen
>>43152936Be careful Anon, some people might mistake you for a pedophile, which clearly you aren't, right?
I just want to be the best step dad i can be to my wife's 18 year old gay son. I realize I'm still learning how to be a parent. But I'm trying. Like when he says he has anxiety about sleeping, and needs me to cuddle him nude in his bed, i don't ask questions i just do it. That's what being a dad is about. Lately his mom has been acting really suspicious and asking me why there's loud moaning coming from our son's room when I'm cuddling him. I'm thinking about filing a restraining order against her and having her evicted from the house. She's impeding my son's progress. Fuck that fat bitch and her fat prying eyeballs.
>>4315294518+ only sis
>>43152952Genuinely, what the fuck did I just read? Sometimes I worry I might be too much of a "normie" to lurk here.
>>43152994tip for future dont read longer posts here
>>43152994le merde poste, pardon normale pédé
2952concrete proof that gay "people" do not deserve rights.
>>43153019You have the right to remain silent bottom
>>43153053you have the right to kiss my ass, fed.
>>43153068hmm present it pls
>>4315288855 cm cross necklace sis. I like to fuck a man of God in the ass.
>>43152994our strongest bisexual posters are giving sis
I require sexual coitus with tex or I'll pew pew ur thread up
you guys are 0% fun on the fun meter
gay men who do not want to marry
im married to the grind sis
We love a working woman.
life is too short to be a spiritual sissy
it would be absolutely fucking hilarious if USPS lost my package AGAIN
I am trying to find my people. Have you found your people yet?
I am a queen sis. Men obey me.
>>43150724>Do you want to live deep in the woods with a husband and 4 kids, two related to each of you, and sharing the same egg-mother?Yes no. I have this dumb fantasy where I get a chubby, tall, hairy, masculine boyfriend who enjoys taking the lead in the relationship, and I’m kind of a housewife who supports him with household tasks during the week, and on weekends we enjoy our time together>t. latino twink
>>43153217Never trashtalk your dreams like that sis. You need to grab onto it like it's the very meaning of your life. Because it is sis. It's the only reason you will ever want to get out bed and pour all your heart and energy into accomplishing your dreams. Never ever give up hope darling. You are precious.
get the arses spaffed in
Let's talk about vachyna
>>43153266Hot
remembering when one of my friends introduced me to this song in 2008 and when i listened to the lyrics i was thinking of him the whole time :(https://youtu.be/3ck6BlHSZj4?si=j7K8UB5qJwjwv3qa
>>43153285I remember that band. Good choons
>>43153266needs hair
>>43153266purrr
>>43153266Muscular but soft is so sexy.
you're the star of the masquerade
>>43153266not a single hair in sight are you fucking sick in the head.
>>43153380you're hairless too are you saying no one should find you attractive?
>>43151432kentucky, tennessee, western virginia, something around there I think, in the hills
>>43153388lmao all my body hair is concentrated on my crotch and armpits, i have dense body hair in those areas, just nowhere else, dumb cunt.
>>43153407i don't need you see your pits or crotch during sex, im in
>he had just waxed you sick fuck!! pedophile!!
>>43153444attraction to zero body hair is sketch, sorry.true homosexual men love body hair.
Tex only likes men that treats her bad. How do I treat her shitty and make her put my hot dog in her ass sandwich
why would i listen to someone with a snatch
not for ophthalmic use
>>43153480Good point
>>43153525cum?
why do some drivers seethe so much over other drivers who reverse into a parking space
>>43153594Idk why suddenly 1/2 of drivers started parking in reverse. It wasn't like that a few years ago.
Are you misogynistic?
>>43153684I think everyone is a little bit. Women are as well. Men and women are different in profound ways.
>>43153684I am misogynistic sis.
>>43153684no, i'm not retarded
>>43153676It's a ghetto thing when you worry about a getting robbed or a confrontation with minorities.
>>43153684im just sexist
>>43153743Is that it? I thought they were bad at driving and park in reverse so they don't have to back out of the spot when leaving.
Hiii how is your weekend going?
>>43153794post hole
>>43153806She has before. It looks like a vagina
>>43153848disgusting
>>43153806Noooo >.<
>>43153872why not, holes are for sharing
>>43153380go fuck a wookie or something
>>43153878Nooo it's a very intimate and private area
>>43153794Great. Was at a party last night and now I'm just in bed cuddling with a cat at a friend's place. Thinking about going to the movies or go shopping later. What about you?
>>43153748Gawd he was so hot. He kinda remind me of a friend I had from church lol
>>43153901since when?
your honor, he's fucking that cat
>>43153916Just CUDDLING
>'cuddling'>'just the tip'
>:(
>>43153754Yes. I live in the nigga capital and everybody park they car like that.
Tops don't wash they ass
pov: you have sleep paralysis
>>43153902Aww nice! I'm glad you had fun at the party. And that sounds like a comfy way to spend the night. I hope whatever you decide to do goes well too.Mine is going well. I got some groceries and now I'm just winding down and will probably go to sleep soon. Thank you for asking. :)>>43153911Since I decided ʕꈍᴥꈍʔ
>>43154062You literally plastered your little pussy all over these threads for years and now you wanna play coy mmk
>>43153748AAAAAAAAAAA KYAAAAAAAAAAAA HEATH LEDER *faints*
i want to take cock but like in a non humiliating way
>>43154171You want the dildo or the strap-on sis.
>>43154171same, but also i don't mind if it's humiliating under the right circumstance
You can recite a prayer before you receive my cock. Then you can do a sign of the star before I put my cock in your lips sis.
i just think if you're representing a thread the least you can do is not be morbidly obese
>bf moved into a new share apartment and he's started doing weed with a flatmate>he used to only do it when he met with internet friends a couple times a year but now it's becoming weeklyI'm worried he's going to get addicted
I was socially a klutz in my prime and couldnt get laid and now Im gaydead so I am here to slobberpost at all you young'uns anonymously online from the closet and wait for people who rejected me to post so I can hurl abuse at people half my age all day to feel vindicated. Its not really a closet. More like nobody knows I exist except here. Which one of you kids wants to hear me talk about sex I never actually have?
>>43154479there's no such thing as physical addiction to weed. it's not like heroin. you don't get hot flashes from withdrawel or end up puking profusely.weed is mental addiction. that means it's just something he likes doing. to each their own. the only concern is they develop schizophrenia from prolonged longterm use. but even that goes away if they just stop for a while.it's no worse than people addicted to their cell phones.
Lol
go ahead, give me a diatribe
Paging ShizaPaging PaigePaging TimurYou are late. Please report immediately so that I can call you women online all day. It is the only way I can imagine the last fading glimmer of manhood I never actually had before I die in poverty wandering the streets of some socal backwater hellhole dodging minorities and men generally. I am finally learning how to post with one hand from behind this gas station.
>>43154659
am i warping my worldview on sex and relationships by starting with and solely using grindr? because many of these men on this app are quite scary. God I wish I was straight
>>43154699>am i warping my worldview on sex and relationships by starting with and solely using grindr?yes>God I wish I was straighti wish you were too
>>43154492Meeeee :D
>>43150724what are some cute ways I can flirt with guys? like what am i supposed to say?t. autist
i am an effeminate male with a 4 inch uncircumcised penis and i must top a masculine 6'4 black man immediately
Random wood :/
i would be in agonizing pain if i got a random wood rn
>>43154748u caged?
>>43154492Hey /gaygen/, self-hating gay tourist here.Here's a greentext of my autism date, hopefully some of you faggots will find it funny.>be me>be 24 year old virgin>see cute guy 5 or 6 times on hike dates>great time every time, nothing weird or excessively awkward>we get closer and more touchy with eachother each time>on Sunday he invites me to his house to "meet his kitties">we meet>everything is great>i pull him in for a kiss, get naked etc>im a virgin>my body is really disgusting and I feel insecure about it>no one has ever wanted to have sex with me or talk to me again after getting naked>tried to fuck his hole but I couldn't stay hard due to a repressed trauma coming back and also insecurity>blow him to completion>he seems to really enjoy that at least>come back later that night because he had to work>on 40mg of edibles>he tells me he wasn't expecting to do a hook-up>getting nervous>he's a zoomer so now im paranoid that he thinks I raped him>bring way too much shit because i thought he might want me to spend the night>anxiety is building>stuttering and saying sorry all night>when he starts talking about his ex i start acting all bpd and manic, telling him its okay and i can help him recover>go downstairs to watch tv>try and fail to setup my steam deck>get naked>i just completely forgot to tell him i sleep and cuddle naked>he just stares at me>awkwardly put underwear back on>we cuddle and watch Gilmore Girls>never seen it before>completely forget theyre highschoolers>say one of the leads is cuteUnless I shit on his dick, I don't think a date could ever go more wrong than this.
>>43154792no i hurt my frenulum
Are all of these guys on Grindr offering to be sugar daddies some kind of new scam angle or am I just being schizophrenic
ima become prison gay, i've been unable to get women for 24 years of my life. no piv, just want to feel and give affection for the first time in my life, since i've never been able to do that with women. date twinks and other sorts of feminine men, like myself. is this cringe or just practical way to live in 2026?
my bellybutton is sweaty as fuck bro
Would you date someone who collaborated with an evil fascist/communist system, but so retarded that he isn't even aware he did something wrong?
>>43154899thats oddly specific
>>43154659why you so obsessed?you seem so pressed like you got serviced at a dry cleaneryou a chaturbate ho with 18 viewers, im a front page twitch streamergagged on beans and rice but you still mad at some beanerblow a horn up your ass, call me hans zimmer
>>43154908>dodging the question
>>43154944whats an evil fascist system
>>43154950Just imagine pre 1989 poland for the sake of argument
>>43154950tank dps healer role designations.i like more fluidity in character design and skill designation. if i wanna play a shadow priest dps, well fuck you guys.
>>43154741Hey hottie u wanna take a fat stinky shiza in my mouth?
>>43154958soviets were communists not fascists
>>43154984implying there's a difference
paige.
>>43154984Ok
>>43154801https://youtu.be/55yLR5dZVEw
>>43154899is he cute?
>>43155003He's fat and has a mustache
>>43155014then noi once fucked a hardcore Serbian nationalist, and a qt commie twink from Italy, but they were hot
>>43154993uhh yes
Serbien muss sterbien
>>43155028communism is fascist
>>43155044ok but is fascism communist
>>43155051why are you defending fascism
>>43155051fascism is just slightly more evil communism
Im from israel and i agree with shiza
>>43155058problem?
+ how can i defend fascism, does it need defending, im not a politician
shiza has no ideology, he just wants to defend bloodthirsty dictators
>>43155122who did i defend, who needs defending by me
new >>43155132
>>43155131pol pot
>>43151100Wish he showed more navel
