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>>43158507
i need a cunt-serve-a-tive to serve me cunt
you are now thinking about balding bottoms
imagined consciousness is still consciousness it might not mean much initially, but it should be understood that most people dont even imagine anybody else's consciousness beside their ownif theyre even imagining anything anyway lmao
>>43158532I'm like a mirror, I'm like a mirror
Debaser -I tried but nothing comes up
Shaving all my body hair off and having it made into a wig for my bald bottom to wear
>>43158533>lmaolmao
>>43158529ze peniz must bih up
>>43158549Whats the name of the website
>>43158529Pretty sad that asian guys with long hair are so rare.
lust provoking image
>>43158577Nicistore.com.mx
>>43158584who is pabloh
>>43158584good god man it’s holy saturday
>>43158229https://i.4cdn.org/lgbt/1775335741372361.jpgoh hi
>>43158584mhm yummers
>>43158596so time to post the holiest of holes
>>43158600hello hru
>>43158594nicotine for retarded zoomers https://pablopouch.com/
I'm dressed like Bryon Noem who want me
>>43158591Seems like it's in pesos yea
My retarded zoomer likes zyns
i dont think theres anything inherently wrong with not imagining i wonder if being without an imagination is simply being more present in the body. this is to say that one is more focused on bodily function than one's mindbeing entirely in one's mind anyway has been shown to be not preferred and it should be found to instead invest in both body and mind function while similarly respecting bothi think where people get lost in this discussion comes from not acknowledging consideration and its origin
>>43158641i can read chiefit was a rhetorical q
>>43158655He just wants you to get involved in his temporary ocd episode like the cheesecake fad. He's not going to buy anything.
>>43158674why do you talk about the tumor? pls explain
It's one of the annoying things about dating girls, they try to get you to go down a rabbit hole on some mundane shit because they're controlling you when they do it.
>>43158682I've noticed his habits that's all
>>43158669lamo sixty nine!
Taking the HIV swab test
consideration is very important and i think is best represented in history itself. i dont like 'rawr culture' sorta because it posits that the initial observation is the most truest judgement which can be found to be untrue in most circumstances.
>>43158690>hislol ok keep on warriour>>43158715>hivlol ok keep on warriour
>>43158692Beatles real love!
>>43158772why are you yelling this at me schizo lolits brls fav song ;>
BeatlesWahreLiebe
>>43158690Thats a funny way of saying you scan every word of his posts for anything you can use to target insults in your nonstop tantrum for being sussed out yet again, eyes bulging and slack jawed.
6 minutes until I should check
>>43158791Kys you anal wart
I need a twink boyfriend so badly
OH u mean 'its over 9000'?
>>43158790
>>43158578Something something tallest blade something first to be cut something something lawnmower
>>43158812many are saying this
>>43158812you need a straight right hand to your skull so you die with brain swelling
>>43158829you spelled smooth waxed twink dick in between my lips and ass wrong
i am available for green card citizenship euro twinks looking to escape the Russian draft <3
Damn I opened grindr for 2 seconds on Reykjavik and I got so many chats. I traded so nudes with some guys but tomorrow I need to go back to madrid at 3am so I'm not doing anything crazy.Maybe I should come back eventually before I'm too old to do some sex tourism before I'm too old so I don't have to pay the guys. (joke... Unless)
>>43158529is that the lad from that one clip?
>>43158857I'd go with Looking for Fun if he's real
>>43158857farmer!
that femboy stopped talking to me the moment I said I was looking for longterm and not hookups I am going to cry
>>43158857hook up with robert so you can steal his sweater
>>43158889femgays are for sexing not for loving. they are like the breeze that escapes our grasp, la la la
>>43158889F
>>43158876I mean he is probably real. Most fake profiles show face to be more captivating.>>43158877Idk what you mean by that. But I sure would love someone's seed inside of me right now
>>43158913he's white? i can't tell really from the thumbnail. he looks like he has a thick ass
>>43158896He is from Iceland and he was extreamly nice. We exchange some pics. He is also a blond blue eye qt but if he covers his face in grindr I don't feel comfortable posting it here with how nice he was to me
>>43158857none of these people are attractive
>>43158913>meanfarming attention without intent to fuck, wasting time, especially since you probably declare 'tourist' so they think aw yeah quick fuck
>>43158927it's grindeur duh
>>43158923Doesn't look white to me but his butt seams enormous. He looks quite hot actually
>>43158927and neither are you!
>>43158939he has a great fizeek anyway. maybe he needs some bwc for easter
>>43158931I don't declare shit. Grindr shows you as a tourist if you are not in the country you set in your profile. I didn't wanted people to message me. I just wanted to see if there were hot guys in grindr here in iceland
>>43158959do you have a picture on your profile? they are probably going off of that and want your Sammy cheeks
I just injected my new higher dose Ozempic! Wish me luck!
I'm negative, at least according to the test from Walgreens. Definitely going to get it confirmed by a lab test ASAP hopefully this week
>>43158958That is honestly a great kind of cock so I can't fault him. Virgin Mary got pregnant without fucking in Easter but gay men are way better. They do a bunch of fucking in Easter and don't get pregnant
>>43158977gud job slut
>>43158973i just ate 160g of pure sugar and a beer... its like crack when hugry
>>43158969Yeah but my profile is in Spanish the description that is. Doesn't scream looking for a travel hook up. Putting your profile in English would be a better sign since it is a. More global language
>>43158981I'm getting horny now damn.
>>43158995>my profile is in Spanish the description that is. Doesn't scream looking for a travel hook uplol
>ghosted>ghosted>a few back and forth messages, then ghosted>mutual hello then ghosted after I followup>ghosteda few back and forth messages, then ghostedI'm tired boss
>>43158995No one reads profiles anyway. They judge you by your pictures and if you look hot or cute they message you. Maybe you are somewhat exotic to the Icelandic men like they are to you, and opposites attract sometimes.
>>43159016Message Jesus Christ your Savior. He won't ghost you.
>>43159023he replies?!
>>43159034Nah he's the Holy Ghost lol u gettin zip
i want doughnuts with jam filling
>>43159048i thought thats a different entity,father, son, holyghost?wasnt it that what the schizm was about?>>43159058#metoo
>>431590673-in-1 triple threat in the paint Dropping 3's make ya mama faint
>>43158985I got so fucking hungry off the Ozempic I was like I NEED THIS BACK.
>>43159082ill break your ankles at 40!
>>43159106I'd destroy you in basketball
>>43159102its ok to be hungry! just be hungry! you can go weeks hungry, drink protein shakes>>43159113LAMALALAAOAOAOAOAOOAOAOWLWKEALKFJALKDJF
>>43159116can you even play?
>>43159113...well... how tall are you?... and can u shoot
Get me on the court and I'm troubleLast week fucked around and got a triple double
>>43159125I'm slayer you fucking retard. I used to play pick up ball with black guys
>>43159119biatch ill fucking kill you!
>>43159017There is a bunch of people messaging me not just Icelandic guys. Also I have red hair in my current picture. I don't think I look exotic. Or at least not more exotic than a Spanish or Italian guy
>>43159134>I used to play pick up ball with black guysAHAHAHAHAHAHAHohlolyou have no chance against me if its switch and not makeittakeit
>>43159135ill bounce the ball off your forehead as a pass back to myself and then drop a 3 with only net
>>43159146any version bring it on
my mpreg has prions disease
>>43159116it slows gastric emptying it doesn't just make you less hungryhunger is crippling I can't sleep or function when super hungry
>>43159172>mpregI hope you're not talking about one of those fake small silicone babies, you stick up your butt...?
Ask the strictest white top if they want some of your black dick and suddenly they're a sissy. Why do they love that so much?
>>43159195millennia of experience show that you can function perfectly fine and do hard labor until you literally die from organ shutdown
>>43159223no one does that for you cdc
>>43159223this guy >>43159134 knows ask himgn boxing aficionados and other incels
>>43159234goodnight
the summer heat is already destroying my stomachit's so over
>>43159172pri me a river
>>43159232Yes they do.>>43159223Reparations.
my family wasn't even in America until the second half of the last century, no bloody way would I ever need to pay reparationsblack ppl should be paying me reparations tbqh
>>43159272so do 69. it's a compromise.
>>43159264in Minecraft?
>>43159249the sun is clearly a nigger
Is Euphoria any good?
>>43159282never would I have sex with a black or brown person>>43159296nyooo I like the sun, I think solar worship makes the most sense of any religion, it's just that my frail body is born by blood used to cold rainy islands and desperate alpine forests, not at all meant to weather the burden of the sun's heat unprotectedI was also a bit dehydrated
>>43159449oh it's the ftm
>>43159449desolate* fucking autocorrect assumes I have the vocabulary of a middle schooler istg
>>43159344This reminds me of my Jamaican coworker.
>>43159458what makes you think I'm a tif
do any skinny trips want to post this thread?
>TIF>TIMwere these acronyms coined by black-mold-addled jk rowling and now every moron uses it? i swear ive only seen it being used recently
>>43158655Thanks
Well I'm going to sleep.. Hopefully I have a wet dream of a Icelandic guy because it didn't happen in reality
>>43159495Because he needs to call any men who threaten his delusion 'women' to his fantasy that hes a man with a dick. He should thank god mind broken gays like him invented the concept of trannies or else there would be no premise for his trauma induced psychotic tick to hide behind. Eighty years ago they chased dregs like him through the street with nets and shot them full of ketamine darts.
>>43159582what
>>43159582so true
>>43159582>Eighty years ago they chased dregs like him through the street with nets and shot them full of ketamine darts.just to be clear you're not talking about the poster who draws himself with wounds or being preyed upon by older men
Imagining methy being cornered by a group of chicanos at night and suddenly spewing "Women! Women! You're all women!" before leaving him bleeding from the ass and lipstick smeared across his broken jaw, as he still manages to softly mutter "... trannies... you're all... trannies..."
i feel like some posters need to be quarantined to /x/ sometimes maybe we're already on /x/...
meeskite twinks
chubby twinks
>>43159442It could use more male nudity
>>43159723psyop. no one likes chubs
>>43159723they are only allowed to be chubby in the thighs and ass
>>43159723Yeah I like guys who were twinks (cute and well kept) but aged out of a fast metabolism or were never that skinny. Even if they're just soft or skinnyfat, it means there's more to cuddle and squeeze and deeper bellybuttons to put my finger in
>>43159723I don't mind if he's 25 BMI sis.
near-anorexic gays need love too
>>43159809please eat a hamburger sis
>>43159623is there a viable reason why you think about him so much, other than you being a sissy?
I'm at 7 nicis right now
i'm at 7 inches right now
Btw boomer, I've fought multiple guys at one time before. I fought 3 fucking pussies that jumped out of a car and tried to kick my ass and i won. I broke my hand in the process but i fucking won by being the last one standing. So go get your balls cut off and wear a dress since you're a bitch
im sure someone here would be willing to date a guy who is very fat but also very loving and kind
I deserve this! I DESERVE IT! I’M A GOOD PERSON! I work 10 hours a day in a shitty hospital, caring for people who would rather step on my neck than be polite to me. I don’t deserve to be alone and unloved! Why, God, have you forsaken me? On this evening, please, I beg you: grant me a boyfriend! (a really cute one) Someone who likes grunge and postpunk, someone who will love me for who I am. And more importantly, someone who isn’t an unfaithful dipshit who won’t uninstall Grindr even after moving into my place, only for me to discover that he cheated on me several times.
>>43159955There are tons of guys who like fat guys just get out there. We aren't straight.
>>43159955how fat is very fat could i slither around in your rolls
>>43159809I like skinny guys too
>>43158507imagine that it's your turn to play the game and you reach for the controller, but when you do he pulls you in and leglocks your neck and says he'll let you go after you suck his dick. imagine that, wouldn't that be crazy
>>43159965omg you look so beautiful
> I fought 3 fucking pussies that jumped out of a carYes you told this story already. This time you left out the part that they were all tenth graders and they drove off mildly annoyed.
>>43158812I need a twink to sit on my face with his naked butt
>>43159948Lmao
>METHY METHY METHY METHY METHY UGGHOH GOD WHY AM I A PUSSY METHY DID THIS TO ME AGHGHGAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>43159965I'd be your bf and not cheat on you.
>>43159955How fat?
I fuck big asses with my big dick.
I wish I was rich, for my bf.
>>43159965Hello?
I think it's cute when the clothes come off and guys are clearly a little self conscious about their bellies. I like reminding them it's all fine
electroswing fans fill me with murderous intent and hatred
Whats up you guys?
>>43160259My new phone didn't come with a sim card or a wall adapter. It's like ordering a big mac and they give you the buns and tell you the meat is sold separately.
i was going through my phone and found an old dick pic where i held up a monster can next to it. that made me crave monster but they didnt have the kind i like at the store so i bought the coffee salted caramel flavor instead.
>>43160259Hello. I just wanted to say hi. I have been distracted and can't keep up with chats so I figured better to avoid starting one and being rude and leaving people hang. Didn't want you to think I was avoiding, just busy. Thus all the one-way posts. Hope you got your plushies and you and yours are well.
what's he distracted with, thinking about slayer?
>>43160297You don't have to worry about these things my friend. I disappear randomly, a lot. It's not offended. Hope you are well
>>43158812mmmm are you fat?
>>43159965I wanna suck your boy titty yo
where the hispanic bottoms at
>>43160259Boring bitch with nothing interesting to say.
i still don’t know what electroswing is
>>43160531Sounds like a music genre
>>43160531it don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swingdu wa du wa du wa du wa du wa du wa du wa du wa du wa du wa
If I find out a guy I'm talking to hasn't used grindr or been on the apps I will never stop feeling insecure about it. How could they choose me if they haven't seen the entire catalogue?
>>43159965You are exactly kind of wageslave who never finds love. The career girlboss who did what everyone told her to do, but never once stepped out of the box to follow his heart and do what he felt was right even if everyone hated you for choosing to pursue what makes you happy instead of following the script and listening to what others told you should do. Repugnant.
>>43160564Boys like these are signalling that they are sexually available.
>>43160495hi...
>>43160569you should feel worse about potentially being with a guy who has done it all incl the grindr carousel because they're the type to get bored easily and cheat.
>>43160570Stop posting here neet.
>>43160613can you take a monster can length phallus?
>>43160614So I can either get cheated on when they get bored or get dumped when they see that there is better out there. What's the winning move?
>>43160631To focus on enjoying the present and the person you're with and stop worrying about hypothetical situations that you're fearful of. Your guy won't cheat on you or leave you if he feels genuine love coming from you to him. But if you're too focused on yourself and what could happen, you'll be distracted away from loving him.
>>43160580To women. 95% of dateable men are not living in the gay universe and never think about it. It doesn't interest or motivate them. Thats why so many porn actors are gay for pay only. If the industry had to rely on the young masculine gay population... Its also why theres so many on OF are just baiting. Its not that straights don't occasionally fool around. But most gays do not have the skill, instinct or social intuition to even imagine exploiting that, much more make it happen. They have either settled for safe easy interactions with other open gays or they are trying to live out some gay Romeo & Juliet script and unhappy with the predictable outcome.
tex's sphincter
kiss me. if you're man enough
my mum says I'm not autistic, checkmate losers
>>43160700are you sure? i've heard my stubble is scratchy
How do I find a guy like foxy alex?
>>43160623Idk, my ex bf was 4 inches
chores all donelegs achingcat nearbycheese puffs nearbywindow ac hummingtoo hot for aprilsheets changedpillowcases changedlaundry done and foldedtrash taken outlitter changedgroceries and medications gottenshoweredbandages on removed toenails changed
>>43160569Ignorance is a blessing sis. It is better for a woman to never open Tinder/Bumble/Hinge, than for her to have any dating app social media account.
>>43160736always better to be bigger than an ex than smaller. i dunno, maybe
>>43160714you're mom is hot
I think fear is the wrong way to think of how relationships should work. If you're constantly afraid of cheating and conflict then you are stuck in a weak defensive position in the relationship, which cannot grow or deepen the bond. You should accept risk of infidelity at all times and play around it so that the chances of it happening are minimized. I suppose I see relationships like a business contract, it's transactional and there's always risk of being fired or replaced by someone younger, smarter, and stronger. That's just how the world works unfortunately, and there's really no real tangible safety net for these pitfalls in life. A world of scarcity.
>>43160736respect for the small kings
Jack god tad BEAN stalk HURKAY mwah mwah
>>43159723me
>>43160739Good job anon I'm sure your husband will be pleased with your diligent homemaking
>>43160834lolthe moment u cheat u are out of my life period
>>43160886In my Onion he doesn't have a man at home due to the bad stinkies that he infects he's posts witttt okurr.
I want to fuck a man of God.
Even if you don't cheat on me, you are basically shitlisted in my life forever if I found out you cheated on someone.
we only compared cock sizes...
I don't believe infidelity exists in homosexual relations. It's an oxymoron.
>women be like>omg I need my soulmate to put in 400% the effort while I bring nothing to a relationship>they get this anyway>men be like>omg I need literally an ounce of affection and I will let myself be ruined beyond all repair
>>43160924I need a man who can handle me after I snap into a Slim Jim™ patent pending.
>>43160924Most gay men are just as bad as women at keeping their men around beyond 1 night fuck.
I need a Slim Jim™ down my throat if you know what I mean
I got lovebombed and ghosted once and I am ruined for life
>>43160834A scarcity mindset is fear based anon.You should approach relationships from an abundant perspective.Having a relationship means that you are winning as long as you are getting more out of it than you are putting into it. Generally, the more you put into a relationship, the more you get out of it, and it isn't a zero sum game. Partner A could give 5 units of effort, partner B could give 4 units of effort, and both partners might receive 10 units of shared reward, abstractly speaking. If the relationship stops being mutually beneficial then you should see it as a good thing to no longer be in that relationship. It's true that there will always be temptation to seek a more beneficial relationship but, from a business framework, a lot of value comes from the cumulative investment in the relationship.Think of it like this.Company A contracts company B to make a widget. This goes on for several years and that widget is used in many products that Company A produces and is refined to better serve the needs of Company A. Company C makes an offer to company A to produce the same widget for a lower price. This may at first seem like a good offer but would come with the possibility of Company C being unreliable, as there is no established working relationship. The widget quality may not be as reliable or as personalized as the widgets that Company B was supplying. Also, Company A could always just tell Company B that they received a lower price offer and see if Company B would be able to match that offer, which they might be inclined to do so that they can keep a reliable buyer.
>>43160717dw sweetheart, i like it rough in more ways than one..
no one has ever survived this technique....Doki Doki Lovebomb Cannon Plus Ultra <3!!
i love to lovebomb and ghost
>>43160945Will I be able to marry a cute bottom?
Sick. Just took a 5hr nap and now I'm listening to desperado covers until I fall asleep for real. Supposed to be in the sexual prime of my life.... Carpenters > eagles > Linda Ronstadt >>> eagles remaster > johnny cash
>>43160998>supposed to be in the sexual prime of my lifeugh, don't remind me. maybe i'll actually start using grindr
>in my sexual prime>jerk off 7 times a day tfw no bf
Being nice to men is hard because I just want to rape them.
>>43161012You're overthinking this sis. Just be nice to some gay dude and fuck him 7 times a day. It's not hard sis.
I was on FBoy Island and no one knew your name
>>43161013you need to find a man who is into that and take out those urges on him
>>43160966I'm fat bitch slim... Meantwhile you're eating a Wendy's Combo Meals calling people "scaritiy". Get some self-awareness and a REAL job before you come for Anonymous.
>>43160987what are you gonna do, pretend he's not there
>>43160781she's 70...
>>43161013You're a shitty rapist if you can't give your victim stockholm syndrome by being nice when you aren't taking advantage of them
>>43161036yes it’s not like i would take a homosexual back to my house
>>43161019>be nice to cute guy>he is talking to 30 other people who are nice to him and have more money and are more attractive and have a bigger dick
>>43161005My whole life is just people telling me the next stage is gonna be awesome then I get there and it sucks. Hs sucked. College sucked. My 20s have sucked. But no I'm sure my 30s will be fun thats when things get really good.
>>43161068And I still wim bitch
>>43161079You are so sexy and inspiring.
son. there is no winning in life. you might feel like you're winning for fifteen minutes. you're not. you can't win when there's no agreed upon objective for victory. you do not pass go. you do not collect two hundred dollars. you're on boardwalk, and rent is due. oh an look. the property owner just put up another hotel.
>>43161074that's definitely me, my whole has been the "my real life starts when" meme.i've gotten used to my quiet life but i start living on my own this year so maybe i'll make an effort
>>43161074I'm 32 and shits still not great even though I have a relatively easy lifeI don't think age matters, life just always sucks
>>43161074stop listening to those people sis. They're lying and niggers.
living is to suffer. i just lack the constitution like many of my fellow brothers and sisters.
>>43161147same sis
most people are unable to accept the truth and fact that life is pain. So they wall themselves off and hope to fend off any wave of pain that might encroach them. A lonely fortress at sea.
no. some people live on an island. not by choice. by birth.
Happiness is relative and therefore easy. If you want to be happy, do what I do and ensure everyone else around you is more miserable, and you will see how much better you feel by comparison. Thats the key to happiness, more misery.
