talk me out of getting permanent vampire fangs>t. mtf
>>43159144try getting a job with those
>>43159144do it>>43159156lol right what are they going to say, sorry we don't hire vampires?
>>43159156she can have a job sucking the life out of me
Longer canine teeth are a display of higher androgen exposure
>>43159144that's fembrained in an FtM feminity kind of way. It's like little poonee behavior if you get what I'm saying
>>43159219but i am mtf so it is ok right? i like biting during sex and i think this will make it more romantic
>>43159144Unironically why not? Imagine your corpse being found by future archeologists and them using it as proof for vampires existing
been debating getting these for so long, im getting an implant next month and I think after I get that im asking
>>43159144moneythat's it now do it anyway nobody is stopping you
>>43159144I hate having tmj so much
>>43159144hurt when mouth closed
>>43159144Fuck I gotta do this thanks for the idea nona>>43159538After some research just now I saw someone say theirs got covered by insurance somehow
>>43159163Yes, the company I work for has a no vampire policy :/>>43159144But like do what you want, you only get one chance at life so might as well enjoy it
>>43159144you will be ostracized even more by society, if that's even possible. Other than that, no downsides
>>43159144why would you want these? i have them naturally and they suck so much i cover my mouth when i laugh.
>>43160685so that i can bite women? also they look cute. you shouldnt be ashamed!you can get them shaved down at the dentist if they really bug you that much
>>431591441-You’ll probably cut up your tongue or inside of your mouth2- it’s just… painfully dorky. You might always have shit tier taste, in which case it wouldn’t matter. But you might see the light and decide you don’t want to be a turbo nerd anymore, but then you’d still be stuck with your stupid fangs.
has anybody here gotten their tongue split? Im thinking of getting it done. >>43161222oh please, the one in the OP pic isnt even unrealistic to have occurred naturally.
>>43161270this sounds really hot but also slightly horrifying, im so intrigued
>>43159144I got permanent ones,they don't hurt, they dont mess with my bite, and I never got refused a job because of it, rarely someone commented about it.just go for it, its fun
>>43161287its super painful for like a week and then you have a lisp for a month. I would do it in a heartbeat but idk if I would get fired from my job if anyone found out. It's 100% concealable, apart from the lisp month. Im not gonna post a pic cause mouths look unblueboardy
>>43161270Sure but you’ll either be all like, “welcome to my funereal abode, pathetic mortals” which sucks, or you’ll be hanging out with someone and they’ll ask what’s up with your fucked up teeth, and you’ll have to tell them you had this dumbass idea one day and ran with it, despite a bunch of civically minded anons trying to steer you towards better choices. You’re either going to call attention to them intentionally, or you’re going to be embarrassed when someone notices them and asks what the deal is. No chance it’s just a chill thing that never comes up.
>>43159144That's really cool tho
>>43161408I would lie and say I naturally have fangs and then they would think im a natural predator.
>>43161394>>43161340These posts were written by Van Helsing posing as anons who got the procedure. He’s just trying to get you to vamp out so he’ll have an easier time recognizing you when it’s time to yeet a stake through your heart
>>43161425well the second one is about tongue splitting and the person literally says that they are apprehensive about doing it, so I think you need more ai training. sucka
>>43161415>they would think I’m a natural predator See it’s this kind of thing that makes me think you can’t be trusted not to be all like, “we’re the children of the night, satan’s misbegotten progeny!!” at a moment’s notice. I don’t think you could be low profile about it even if you wanted to
>>43161438Van Helsing made me misread that anon’s post, because he knows I’m trying to save you from yourself OP
>>43161449I despise all supernatural mysticism.
>>43161473>gets a peg leg, hook-hand, eyepatch and parrotI despise maritime robbery
>>43161497>putting extra cement epoxy on your food crushers means you believe vampires are real
>>43161528Not necessarily, but if you pimp out your food crushers to look like you’re a dracula people are going to make certain assumptions about you and your stance on Anne Rice novels. If I dressed like a maritime robber, I’d probably end up having a lot of conversations with people about pirates whether I wanted to or not.
At the very least you’re going to start getting capes and super high spf sunscreen for all your birthday presents
>>43161554why Dracula tho. tons of animals have fangs. I know more furries that want fangs than true blood fans
>>43161581… would you prefer people assume you’re a furry? I figured people’s first association would be vampires (you even called them vampire teeth initially) but I guess they might just assume you’ve got a bespoke fursuit and a collection of upsettingly lifelike animal dildos. They might get you dog collars and Frontline for birthday presehtevinstead of capes and sunscreen
>>43159144omg vampire thread.. GO FOR IT OP!! I have decent fangs and ppl tell me get kinda shocked and tell me they look like a vampire a lot irl #bragposthttps://catbox.moe/c/nswlm8(sry for the weird coloring was messing around)>>43161222u shouldn't get them THAT sharp desu+ if u do it noticable but tasteful u could pull it off..?>>43161109>so that i can bite women?they are pretty good for biting ppl too... leaves pretty marks>>43161415wait do ppl think this? :(
>>43161581Op I did what you asked and made a sincere effort to dissuade you from being a count chocula for the rest of your life. I hope it was helpful, and gl whatever you opt to do.
>>43159144DO IT!!! THAT'S HOT AF!!!!
woah
>>43159144I want implants except all surgical stainless steel. Instead of brushing with tooth whitener I'd just use neverdull. I want shiny, metal teeth but I don't have the money to waste on it. Maybe slightly bigger canines, but I wouldn't want to be uncomfortable.Shiny.Steel.Teeth.Fuck. Just imagine.
>>43159156Blood sucking lawyers
Probably doesn't help sucking dick.
>>43161647Need omg
>>43159144trans women are not women, we're actually an entire different species and yes vampirefangs are a step in our evolution that is required to feed on the blood of terfs. Sorry you have to get them
>>43159156my canines already look similar naturally, it's litteraly not that noticeable
