Why do I suck so bad at talking to guys? I used to be one! And guys used to actually like me (in a non-sexual way).
because ur essentially going through the chemical brain changes of a teenage girl
>>43183435You are now aFEMALE BRAINED FEMALE
>>43183444I used to have wizardbrain, guys were impressed by me. Now I'm just this desperate I don't even fucking know. Why is being alive so hard?
guys are evil!girls are evil!trannies are evil!remain safely indoors!
>>43183474I NEED SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>43183492DO YOU THINK I DONT??? YET I PERSIST! because SEX is EVIL TOO.
you sound really cute how do i meet girls like you
>>43183503BUT I NEED IT!!!
>>43183435because you used to be talking to guys for friendly purposes and now it's primarily for sexual purposesalso when guys see you they now get horny so that changes the dynamics
>>43183510Apparently you don't. Apparently you talk to me for like an hour on any platform then decide you've got better things to do.
>>43183516Okay, so why don't the guys have sex with me, then neither of us will be horny, then I can prattle my wizardry for a couple of hours for their entertainment. I thought guys were supposed to be the logical ones.
>>43183518i’d hit you up but i’m a gross short fat ugly bastard so i wish you the best and hope you find an attractive man
>>43183526it makes them nervous to be around a girl they are attracted to just like it makes you nervous to be around a cute boy
>>43183492Date a tranny
>>43183513the material world is evil... we need to transcend. we can't fall for His tricks... no matter how good men smell and how big and strong and handsome and cool they are...
>>43183531IDGAF, all you have to do is make me feel safe and seen. Why are guys dumb?>>43183545Wait, is that actually the right answer?>>43183546I can't do it. they're girls.
>>43183550You make a good point. Counterpoint - dick.
>>43183560They're gay malesBut why cant?
>>43183560>why are guys so dumbI have extreme body image issues that I’m slowly working through by losing weight but being with a cute girl would be miserable for you because I’d be avoidant since I would never truly believe you liked me until the weight is gone I am severely mentally ill does that answer your question
>>43183564touché. my ideological purity would evaporate at the prospect of getting some.
>>43183573Coz they're not actually males. They're females just like me, and I can't unknow that. >>43183583I mean kinda. Is your dick fat? Because right now that's all I actually want from you.
>>43183586french?
>>43183586Yeah mine already did.
>>43183589no it’s thick but short
>>43183435do you wanna talk to me? i am a straight cis guy. if you want i can also gently suck on your pp and fuck your bussy
>>43183605No because this is 4chan and you live in texasburg canada or Turkeytown Germany or something. Even if you weren't just another limpdick bottom>gently suck on your ppwhich you obviously are, there's no way you could afford the 36+ hour travel time it would take to put your cock in my arse. Do you know the region I live in is 66% male and I still can't get laid?
>>43183594because i said touché? GOD that's funny
>>43183610where are you from? i am a top and will fuck your ass but i bet youd also love to get your clitty stimulated
>>43183610Damn I think we figured out the problem.
>>43183615Regional Australia, and no, I don't even like when I touch it.
>>43183617Is it me? I feel like it's me.
>>43183623you might be asexual or have mental illness thenhow do you piss and wash it without touching it. does it stink?
>>43183634>or have mental illnesswhat is dysphoria
>>43183634I'm the girl, idiot. Stop touching my dick!
>>43183623have you ever considered snipping it
>>43183649what does a stinky unwashed girldick full of piss smell like?
>>43183674Corse I have. You know that shit's not free right?>>43183677Your mother.
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>>43183763i made a mistake with my mouse
>>43183435What’s the wizardry stuff you prattle about OP? Hope you find a local dick in your hemisphere to hop on soon
>>43183853I have pried apart the fundamental building blocks of the universe and discovered secrets which I may exploit at my leisure.