/lgbt/ - Dating/hookup apps are for the elite and I will au - Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, & Transgender

Anonymous

04/07/26(Tue)10:43:36 No.43185277

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Anonymous 04/07/26(Tue)10:43:36 No.43185277 Archived

Dating/hookup apps are for the elite and I will automatically perceive you as an enemy if you admit to ever using them. Imagine having the brainpower to seduce someone via text and meet up with them in-person to have sex. It's like most of you are on a completely different mental plane of existence than me. You don't suffer at all. Shut up.

Anonymous
04/07/26(Tue)10:44:29 No.43185282

Anonymous 04/07/26(Tue)10:44:29 No.43185282

are you a transition gender?

Anonymous
04/07/26(Tue)10:48:03 No.43185315

Anonymous 04/07/26(Tue)10:48:03 No.43185315

>>43185282
You know, I'd really like to answer that question today, but unfortunately I'm going to have to invoke my 5th, 6th, and 14th amendment rights.

Anonymous
04/07/26(Tue)11:07:06 No.43185489

Anonymous 04/07/26(Tue)11:07:06 No.43185489

>>43185277
If you’re a queer man and can’t get laid it means you are truly deranged or retarded and deserve to be without it
>>43185315
So, “yes” is the answer.

Anonymous
04/07/26(Tue)11:11:09 No.43185529

Anonymous 04/07/26(Tue)11:11:09 No.43185529

Hookup apps are like shooting fish in a barrel op. Literally everyone on those apps is there to fuck and if you fumble that you are subhuman

Anonymous
04/07/26(Tue)11:14:39 No.43185560

Anonymous 04/07/26(Tue)11:14:39 No.43185560

>>43185277
sounds like you have brain damage

Anonymous
04/07/26(Tue)11:14:57 No.43185563

Anonymous 04/07/26(Tue)11:14:57 No.43185563

>>43185489
I'm not trans. I was just messing with you.
>>43185529
Yeah, I'd say so. See attached if you dare
https://files.catbox.moe/a7lq9g.png

Anonymous
04/07/26(Tue)11:16:47 No.43185577

Anonymous 04/07/26(Tue)11:16:47 No.43185577

>>43185563
Lmao bait

Anonymous
04/07/26(Tue)11:19:58 No.43185612

Anonymous 04/07/26(Tue)11:19:58 No.43185612

>>43185577
??? how is that bait
there are 500lb indian janitors who get more sex than me

Anonymous
04/07/26(Tue)11:24:00 No.43185662

Anonymous 04/07/26(Tue)11:24:00 No.43185662

There's an endless supply of grindr dudes who would smash your vaguely pubescent body

Anonymous
04/07/26(Tue)11:26:02 No.43185682

Anonymous 04/07/26(Tue)11:26:02 No.43185682

>>43185277
>seduce someone via text and meet up with them in-person to have sex
what if i’ve used dating apps but never pulled off this part? am i okay in your book?

Anonymous
04/07/26(Tue)11:30:33 No.43185731

Anonymous 04/07/26(Tue)11:30:33 No.43185731

>>43185682
i guess so
but ive never even made a grindr or tinder or whatever account
its scary

Anonymous
04/07/26(Tue)11:31:35 No.43185739

Anonymous 04/07/26(Tue)11:31:35 No.43185739

>seduce
Meanwhile, on grindr
>Nice cock, wanna bang?
>Yes.

Anonymous
04/07/26(Tue)11:32:43 No.43185749

Anonymous 04/07/26(Tue)11:32:43 No.43185749

when i was a younger man i'd just cruise the woods and parks theres always a horned up old timer waiting to jerk off with you
it's fun

Anonymous
04/07/26(Tue)11:34:01 No.43185762

Anonymous 04/07/26(Tue)11:34:01 No.43185762

>>43185563
Lmao are u the same faggy twink in denial as yesterday?

Dude just shut up and get ur bussy pounded, you’ll enjoy it I promise

Anonymous
04/07/26(Tue)11:44:11 No.43185875

Anonymous 04/07/26(Tue)11:44:11 No.43185875

>>43185865
straggots raus

Anonymous
04/07/26(Tue)11:46:59 No.43185905

Anonymous 04/07/26(Tue)11:46:59 No.43185905

>>43185731
i literally got nothing out of several years of tinder beyond a few matches where we exchanged a few messages. not even a date
i got 1 date out of hinge followed by mutually ghosting each other
i got a year long relationship out of bumble but he turned out to be an ace trans man, not a woman open to sex (or even making out)

Anonymous
04/07/26(Tue)12:14:23 No.43186130

Anonymous 04/07/26(Tue)12:14:23 No.43186130

>>43185563
lmao bait thread