old >>43187513
guys you have to post in the thread or i'll feel silly for making furry edition
Iggy Pop milkers
Not to brag but I masturbate to animals
if I could customize my boyfriend i would make him jerk off to furry porn but not be a furry who does fandom stuff. i look at furry porn and I'd want to be able to link it when I'm bored
>>43190089it's kinda odd how human zestiness never feels good. i think it's because for furry you ahve to put effort while humans just generate random pose and quickly force ejaculation.
>>43190107whassup
sup bros
>>43190089I'm gonna say the n wordNipples
Drawed all my life but not good at it.Im new to sculpting but pretty good at it How!
>>43190160Nipples + tiger = nipger
>>43190114hey...................................
>>43190156sup mf
>>43190078i'm fine with this being the only human in the thread
imagine you had a top bf who can't relax to fall asleep unless he's clenching a rock (yes, an actual rock) in the palm of his hand. would that be a deal breaker?
>>43190178Link your porn g. Or post e6 acct so we can go thru your favorites and roast you
>>43190226No
>>43190160nipple supremacy>>43190180life shit, what about you
>>43190089that ceiling bird's defective
>>43190226what about my rock hard pp
>>43190226problem not the rockproblem faggot afraid of deathgn
>>43190226If you loved him you would replace the rock with your nuts
>>43190248You know how nipgers are with replacing the batteries in those things
breed meee~
>>43190238that doesn't sound very appealing, i have feet stuff on there...
>>43190358Breed me. Guide me. Along the way. For if you breed me I shall not stray. Lord suck my cock. Each day with thee. Breed me o lord. Breed me.
name your god and breed the squeak
>>43190371Thus the roasting. Come on man, thread's dead. We need this.
>>43190390Jesus.
>>43190412Christ pose. Arms out heldLike you've been carrying such a load.
somehow i am horny, so i will imagine a hairy hole milking my cock
>>43190444trips of good taste
Muscle pup reporting for duty in the furry thread
>>43190371Come oooooonnnn. I wanna masturbate but feel a since of connection. Post profile. Pwease?
>>43190497Sense* lol. I'm sick take pity on me.
>>43190481breasts.
>>43190481post hole or gtfo
>>43190510you're the disgusting furry? i am shook
>>43190552I have layers. Sue me
this is the only furry i want.... (furry porn is also okay in small doses)
>>43190481on your knees pup. pant like a good puppy for Daddy.
i need an organ transplant, your dick in my ass
>>43190566fuck your layers. post hairy hole
>>43190571no bugs
>>43190567take off all the clothes and reforeskinify his dick and i'm on board
foreskin? more like bore skin
I like furry porn and asians and socks but not body hair
>>43190618grabbing my bf by the shaft and gently guiding my head into his glans pocket to see what it's like since.. mine is missing :(
>>43190639i feel like if i tried i could find a twitter account of all four of these things. a couple asian artists will post their hairy legs sometimes while wearing socks
>>43190655:((
>>43190639to think i almost respected you for posting hairy holes
>>431906618======D:3
>>43190659Body hair is only attractive on blonds. Otherwise it's too much
>>43190679my frown is turned upside down :D
>>43190670that's not the anon that did that i am. who'd like hairy holes but not hairy everything else.that makes me imagine...someone shaving a target ring of hair on their asshole
I'm gay but not this gay
>>43190691oh my bad, i take it back>someone shaving a target ring of hair on their assholedon't give the weirdos any ideas
>>43190708t.
>>43190720I would date her she looks nice
>Body hair is only attractive on blondslol
>>43190670You don't know me. I could be anybody. Imagine I'm someone else rn so I don't lose your respect it's all that matters>>43190691Me frfr. Everything else remains bushy but I don't like how the tp crumbles against the might of my hole hair
>shy nerdy sub tophnng rawr! *snarls*
>>43190735i could never respect a hair hater
>>43190733I like how it looks in the light
>>43190746he->suboh
sub top is another name for sub bottom oops what's your penis doing in my bum?;
>>43190746>>43190114
>>43190720I tried playing Death Stranding but as far as I can tell it's just a hiking game about a guy who's afraid of touching people and has a shitty job and I can just play that in real life.
Dont touch my foreskin, faggot
my feet hurt
>>43190795My mouth has healing qualities
>>43190795let me rub them if you're small and cute and white
18 year old white twinks 5' 0"- 5' 7" daddy loves you <3
>>43190808>>43190811i wear a 7.5us mens <.<
>>43190790*clamps your foreskin*Nothing personnel, kid :^)
>>43190871
>>43190795do you think the boys would mock me if i tried to take a dom photo like this one but you could see the Dr. Scholl's logo on the inside. i've been wearing those to work, they're pretty good
>>43190873Glock moment
Please rate this asian
>dom photolol
Post more furry shit plz
>>431909035/10
>>43190903Does he have biaysi?
hi. i hate men.
>>43190917what could he do to improve? ;-;
>>43190903Dunno what that other anon is talking about, he cute.
>>43190871My feet are twice your size and yet not a quarter as fucked up. Buy bigger shoes. Men's 8 cannot be that hard to find
>>431909034
>>43190909no, this image also crushed my boner
>>43190933get a new head. get more body hair
Is it normal to not find human babies cute/adorable?
>>43190579Yes sir, thannk you sir :)
>>43190030Hahaha that's cute!>>43186878What kind of mischievous things do you feel like doing? <.<I did a mischievous thing today... I grabbed a milk from the back that was fresher than one from the front... (๑•﹏•)
>>43190933his head does look kinda small in this pic
>>43190909Fuck what does it mean if this gave me a boner?Asking for a friend
>>43190952That's not all i want to crush
>>43190938shoe is too narrow, not too short. it's because i am fat american. diabetes diet.
>>43190987bad
>>43190481Is that you? Wow you're strong
>>43190943wtf>>43190936agree>>43190981do you think his butt looks big at least? i can’t post it here but based on vibes i guess.
>>43190995Buy wider/taller shoes then g. Bunions on the TOPS OF YOUR TOES is no bueno
>>43190953fair
>>43190933He needs to bulk up his chest and shoulders so he doesn’t look like such a square, flat surfboard. As is, it makes his torso appear bizarrely long, especially when posing like this.
>>43190226I would be afraid of him losing the rock and then being devastated :c
Delta sex arse
>>43191025some people find a long torso attractive tho
*accidentally cums in your hair*oh, sorry
XDD
>>43191003Thank you I love your song Primadonna and lift to it a lot
>>43191043i prefer a long pole
beauty is pain. the sacrifices we must make in the name of fashion.
>>43191043Fair enough, there are also people into wide noses and small breasts and big bellies and murderers and drug use
>>43190987It's not good
>>43191050You're welcome hahaI don't make any songs though!
>>43190933less shorts
when i think primadonna i think this one:https://youtu.be/Z32M2jXEbq8
>>43191072You dont need to lie baby its okJust rest your head on my massive rack
>>43191088I'm more a phantom of the opera kinda gayhttps://youtu.be/FBUlPqaVj88
>>43191080he likes to show off his butt but i can’t post it here without a ban
>>43191069pokemon got weird
>>43191105just use catbox
>>43191045*blushes* hehe it's okay, it's like conditioner
what's on your mind, anon?
>>43191105dicklet behavior
squeak
>>43191121the pointlessness of everything we do
>>43191121Considering masturbation. You?
>>43191121men with hairy holes
>>43191108i’ll just post it on /b/
What kind of hobbies do you like? Do you think they would make for good dates?>>43191093Nooo I'm telling the truth. I'm just a lost and confused creature from California.>Just rest your head on my massive rackUmm okay....
>>43191107In the sequel charizard gets big but then his cock pops out so I can't post it here https://e621.net/posts/5915364
>>43191121Wish I can eat what I want and stay skinny and not get diabeetus or high cholesterol Wishing I can work full time againYou?
and now total aryan victory is on my mind man what an embarrassment the us is
>>43191121feet
mewtwo down bad and i'm not afraid to admit it, the artists knew what they were doing
>>43191157dynamaxing was a mistake
>>43191121My lack of partnerMy stuffy noseMy coughSome cute pictures I found on XWhat about you, Anon?
I don't wanna work I just wanna bang on the bum all day
got plaps on the brain
>>43191157furries have issues>>43191182desu
>>43191163Me too. I want to eat all the desserts but I don't have all the dessert capacity :(
>>43191182You don't wanna get big?>>43191181I like it when he gets dicked down but pouts about it. Brat taming ily
>>43191206what's the capacity of your hole
>>43191219size_difference stops being hot when you go beyond 1 meter
>>43191203>furries have issues Don't all gays?
>>43191227what's your issue?
>>43191226size_difference stops being hot when the bigger one tops
>>43191227the only issue i have is not getting fucked enough
>>43191220Not much, sometimes I put in more than I can handle, particularly if it's the last bite :s
>>43191233Lack of cock. You?
>>43191246>sometimes I put in more than I can handleof course you're a fistpig
white twinks with big meaty asses
>>43191259He's always been a bit of a muppet
>>43191226>1 meter
>>43191279You didn't feel a tingle in your downtown that first time Blaidd turns around and dwarfs you?
who knew that as a herald of the apocalypse my only friends would be other heralds of the apocalypse!
>>43191259Whaaaa noooI'm a person human
>>43191279>>43191287he probably thought i meant a person that's one meter tall, and not a furry drawing with a giant in it>>43191253i don't have time to edge before i sleep
>>43191302a person who likes to fist his human hole
>>43191301or at least during the apocalypse
>>43191287>>43191312furry stuff is weird
Americans walls and doors are such shit
>>43191320Nooo I use utensils
>>43191349Tripped and smashed through the wall again? Gotta lose that extra weight bud.
>>43190030need a furry twink top bf
>>43191347Well post what you jerk it too and I'll take it for a spin.
>Nooo I use utensilslol
>>43191347Youre weird, Delta. How tall are you.
he's forking his hole
>>43191377Get in line
>>43191366I only ran into walls when too drunk and someone let me go to unlock the door
>>43191349The ones in my house aren't very good at blocking sound. :c
i just want to be collared and called a good boy while my bottom pulls on my leash to make me go deeper into his ass. but apparently that's too much of an ask
>>43191397Gotta lose that extra weight bud
do vampires count as furries? they're like bat people.
I like to use a knife and fork for things people typically pick up with their hands, like pastries and cookies and stuff
>>43191413My plan is to do enough good deeds on this side that God gives me this in heaven
>>43191399people have heard you pounding your hole and moaning like a bitch
>>43191413you have to learn to give poney rides for best boys first! don't make me get out the riding crop.
>>43191420they're not even kemonomimi
>>43191420vampires are literally just normal people
>>43191425and penis
>>43191414I did
>>43191433need kemonomimi twink bf so fucking badly it's unreal
>>43191438How very the cook the thief his wife and her lover of him
>>43191426god only supports missionary bro
:p
I make my bottom eat my ass after a sweaty bike ride.
>>43191379stuff that isn't animals>>431913916ftmaybe a little more I slouch a bit
i just want a foot rub
>>43191453I volunteer a lot. Banking on cashing in for the freak pass
You can't put a for through a cookie, it just falls apart, I call bs
Where do I meet a cute weebguy to boyfriend gaygen??
>>43191462Love that you're somehow the gentle giant here and you're barely 6'
>>43191478you meet them on gaygen! we're all cute here!
>>43191470the freak pass goes straight to hell
>>43191427Oh gosh I hope not
literally thishttps://e621.net/posts/4484993
>>43191489is that multiple cock shadows on his face
i just want chinese boyfriend fresh off the boat that has accent and wechat
>>43191489they have. every knows you like to take it up the pooper
>>43191478anywhere that sells manga?
every twink I match with on these stupid apps is literally socially retarded and makes me carry every conversation ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>43191462>6ftHmm. Interesting.
>>43191491Need my bottom to put me in a leash fr
>>43191483I'm a monster
>>43191489I sometimes wonder how much my parents actually knew of what I was doing when I lived with them. I assume they willed themselves to be oblivious of what was plainly obvious because that's kind of their m.o.
>>43191509Dumb and wrong
>>43191438Nooo hahaha that doesn't seem comfortable>>43191472I break it in half with the fork and then I lift it like a forklift>>43191482Wow Delta and I are the same height!>>43191494Or maybe churros... <.<>>43191504Noooo I really try not to make noiseI just don't like making noise in general. I don't want to disturb anyone with my antics.
delta has a big dick, big feet, is tall, and is a redhead with nerd interests, but is not taking advantage of that to pound nerd coochie on the daily
>>43191513sweety they only have one braincell. they just wanna fuck, not hear your life story.
>>43191550he's a bottom ma'am
>>43191555lmao
>>43191555Wouldn't they just say that? Why would they have a facade of modesty if they were turbosluts?
>>43191518Tops only want one thing and it's disgusting
>>43191550I just want one nerd coochie to have a happy life with>>43191557I am not
>>43191570>Why would they have a facade of modesty if they were turbosluts?ask delta or marina or any of the thousand braincels that post here
>>43191573I will wear ears and a tail too woof
>>43191580We would be perfect together except we're both fat and you're terrible
>>43191570Apps aren't where you find your soulmate life partner to spend your life with, they're meat markets.
>>43191573Pulchritudinous and hungry poo holes
>>43191537Yeah. Your parents seem nice. I've heard some people's parents are more involved in personal matters.
any app where you can put your penis size in your bio and not have people look at you funny is ...what were we talking about
>>43191580I'm not fat. I have a nerd coochie. But I'm also crazy so
>>43191540the moans slip out anyway
the moment you decide to trans, is the moment you decide you'll never be woman enough cause you're only ever gunna see a man in the mirror since you identify as one.it's like lifting.ya know?first ya think hey i'm just gunna get in shape. then it's never enough. ya never big enough. never huicy enough. so you start abusing steroids to try to compete with your unrealistic standards founded in your newly realized body dysmorphia until you become some meat amalgamation that's only attractive to other dudes.it's just a different kind of body building. it leaves you riddled with insecurities and blood clots.
>>43191622is it hairy?
>>43191587Whaaaa I don't understand the question
Oneitis messaged me again
>>43191632Haha. No.
>>43191622define crazy>>43191637he's calling us dumbwhich I don't contest but still...
i went to the gaygen glory hole earlier and the sucker on the other side had a british accent o_0
>>43191623Yes... There's only so much I can do....
>>43191630I'M LOOKING THE MANINTHEMIRROR I'M ASKING HIMTOFLAYHIS WANG
>>43191660ooh i bet it was delta
>>43191654Aww :(I don't know about myself but I think you're pretty smart Delta and one of the smartest people here :)
>>43191654>define crazyI'm obsessed with gothic king cobra and made a memorial music video for him after he died that I never shared I just made it to get my emotions out
>>43191662you can stop fucking your hole 16 times a day
I am a powerbottom
>>43191684That's most definitely what's up <3>>43191697I have needsNot that many thoughhh
>>43191713are your needs all in your hole?
>>43191725No they are in my brain
>>43191713:(
>>43191673I have never even seen a glory holeidk what places that anon frequents but I certainly don't visit them>>43191684never heard of him
>>43191377we only have furry otter tops in stock
>>43191739and your brain is in your hole
>>43191747TMDNWU cya
>>43191747disappointed. i would have dangled my dongle through your window or garage door.
>>43191776*revs up the band saw*
>>43191772ok...
>>43191742I saw a drawing of him meeting Ozzy in heaven and I cried>>43191763That's not how anatomy works!
why do twinks like chubby and old guys
>>43191817money
>>43191796Wait now I feel bad
Lane Kiffin is so hot
i was thinking about something
I'm chubby not old but broke is it over for me?
>>43191851hole?
>>43191827What if I'm chubby but young but upper middle class?
>>43191854yes
>>43191851me too...
>>43191840
>>43191851Thinking bout her? Thinking bout me me? Thinking bout us us? And what we gun be be?
just coughed and a booger flew out of my mouthI might kill myself due to this occurrence
>>43191870I'm known for my phlegm
>>43191859so it's overnow what?
>>43191883chill
>>43191880how horrifying
I wanna ipl laser my facial hair off but I'm afraid it's gonna melt my face off like in Raiders
>>43191889with netflix?
>>43191880does that make you a phlegmboy
>>43191898with a onahole
>>43191856you can compensate for ugliness with commas
>>43191891Phlgemlets stay pressed>>43191901Makes me a lot of things
>>43191904you should be my onahole instead
Sending out an SOSLooking for a fag who's wearing a dress
daddy bf with a sonahole
socks shouldnt ever be longer than crew length
>>43191924i can do better than a fat, broke netflixcel
>>43191908I'm not ugly just if a hot person got fat and went through kind of a "The Fly" situation with a fish. I'm tall too
>>43191931as I want to be his (daddy bf's) onahole>>43191930I have at times
>>43191930I threw all my dresses away because I didn't want them to be found if I died in my sleep. Sorry.
is it a red flag if your bf browses panties to buy?
>>43191934nta but Can you though?
>>43191934then why are you single lol
I am fat and rich in love and affection 4 u
do you ever feel sad bc you won't marry a guy and start a family and have your own kids who have his features and who will grow up and make friends and fall in love just like you two did>>43191946sorry slayer that's rough
>>43191972Fag
>>43191956Yeah>>43191960I'm not
>>43191941:)>>43191946That's actually sad. If i die they're finding 1TB of butts on my phone and that's embarrassing too.
>>43191954Massive red flag on fire with a warning light on top of the pole
>>43191987what if he only wears plain panties bc men's underwear is too baggy in the front
Got into a relationship about 7 months ago. Before we became official, he mentioned that he does not like having sex often. That was fine with me since I've been sexless and dateless for the last 11 years. For the first few months we would have sex (oral, penetration) maybe once or twice a week.The last few months I felt my sex drive go back up, not sure why but it did. Fast forward to about a month ago, he stopped having sex with me as often. I've only had sex once these last 6 weeks. I tried planning around sex but he would always find an excuse, i.e he's too tired or still sick from allergies/cold or he just wasn't in the mood. I try to talk with him but he's dismissive and has these excuses. I bring up how we had sex often previously but he just brushes it off and says he doesn't enjoy sex that much. I'm at a loss. What do?If it matters I'm 32 and he's 29.
>>43191976Not slayer, but I get how that has slayer vibes. >>43191986Well now you're making me want to go and buy more dresses, because you don't seem to give a shit about that so why should I.
Sometimes I hope you people are trans. It'd be less weird. Still want you to leave either way.
>>43192015maybe he just doesn't enjoy sex a lot
>>43192015Bran up with him
>>43191984post yourself frottingu cant
>>43191984Are you though?
>>43192015Crush up a Viagra in a redbull. Bonerjuice.
i don't think i could date men that eat seafood. how you gunna eat a crab? that's eatting a tarantula. the only difference is one can breathe underwater. the fuck's that about? or like lobster? or shrimp. disgusting. this is why i cannot date men. sometimes they want to eat seafood and then i want to throw their ass out. is better i just fuck them sometime and not get to know them.
imagine two guys stuffed into the same fleshlight
>>43192038Why would I do that>>43192040Yeah
>>43192034Sure, but why would he initiate sex as often as he did in the past if that's the case? Is that just the case of "honeymoon phase"?>>43192036wut>>43192047I unironically might do that and I feel terrible about it
>>43192053Sharing fleshlights or condoms is hot...
>>43192059Alright, I'll buy it. Congrats.
>>43192051i love crab legs so fucking much, dude. oh my gooooooooooooood
>>43192074you eat grasshopper too?
>>43192081>>43192081>>43192081
>>43192067Break up. Autocorrect wants you to get more fibre
>>43192067A man has to do what a man has to do
