>drinking a red bull with a straw means you're gay>sitting down to pee means you're gay>crossing your legs means you're gay>driving a volkswagen beetle means you're gay>being underweight means you're gay>sleeping with a stuffed animal means you're gayall of these have been said to me at least once, and yes, i am a faggot. but what makes them gay? like seriously it's the most arbitrary bullshit
Nah but these are all gay theyre right
sitting down to pee is high IQ. standlets are scared of us. don't be ashamed
>>43194151>RedbullA straw means you care about ur teeth + dont mind people seeing u suck on something phallic >Sitting down to peeThats just what girls do so its gay>Crossing legsAgain, something girls do. Usually the balls get in the way so they could joke u dont have any >VolkswagenHippies are gay >Underweight Being a twink means a larger man could have his way with you>Stuffed animals Being vulnerable enough to show you like comfort is gay. These all make sense
standlets literally pull their succulent cocks out in front of other men at the urinals to play duel the adjacent over who looks at the other's first. they're the gay ones
>>43194166based trvker.
>>43194166>A straw means you care about ur teethI care about teeth because I plan to eat rare steaks for a long time. Associating plastic straws with penises is more gay than using one for its intended purpose of drinking a beverage.
>>43194151If it's true how is it arbitrary
>>43194166How does a straw protect one's teeth??
>>43194151>drinking a red bull with a strawwho the fuck does that>sitting down to pee means you're gayprobably seen that way because it's the "woman way to do it">crossing your legs means you're gaydon't know, never heard that before>>driving a volkswagen beetle means you're gaynever heard that before either>>being underweight means you're gaybeing ana is definitely a faggy bottom thing, you basically never see it among non fag men>>sleeping with a stuffed animal means you're gaysame as the peeing thing, woman behavior
>>43195951When you sip ditectly from a (phallic-shaped) can it goes straight on your teeth. A straw puts the acidic sugar liquid behind your teeth
>>43194151which stuffed animals do you sleep with?
>>43196054these oneswell theyre not all stuffedbut stillsorry i just woke up
>>43196078cute oinkers
>>43194151awww are you flustered about that?
