>QOTT1What stops you from being a cute ftm femboy/ftm twink? QOTT2:>Do you like PIV sex?
Ahmy wifemy bearer of nerdgirl children
>>43196313PLAP FTMSIMPREGNATE FTMSFORCE FTM TO GIVE BIRTH
YOU WILL NOT IMPREGNATE USYOU WILL NOT IMPREGNATE US
>>43196313>qott1Picrel>qott2Nah my shit closed up from disuse
>>43196465GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANTPLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAPTESTOSTERONE WILL NOT PROTECT YOUI WILL SNIFF OUT MY TOMBOYWIFE
>>43196555kawaii...
> get called a tranny in OW vcI knew I sounded like one, but damn>>43196555> it closed up from disuseThat happened to me too
Hi
>>43196679>That happened to me toolikely tale
>>43196313why did joe do this
>>43196555Fly to Turkey nigga
>>43196698Are you a ftm?
>>43196698PIV PLAP
How come trannies call themselves Lilith but pooners don't call themselves Lucifer?
>>43197445The name is too corny and well known at the same time
>>43197445Gloves' real name is literally Alistair
>>43196884What's a piv? Like pix?
I am a cis twink and demand an ftm twink bf>b-b-but muh fetishizing!you did it first
>>43197532who cares, stop giving obese worthless women attention
>>43197557Piihb.
>>43197584Are you cute and short? Can I own you and use you as a punching bag and give you nullo?
>>43197557penis in vagina i wonder what's a peg
>>43197837for some i am cute and shortwhat is a nullo?
>>43196313fuck off that ain't ftmlook at his wide shoulders
>>43197859>for someGonna need to see proof on that one, chief.>what is a nullo?Nullification surgery
>>43197967this ok?https://files.catbox.moe/fxd2zs.jpg>Nullification surgerywhy would I ever agree to that?
Ftmfemboys are double girls
>>43197828The band
>>43198041>why would I ever agree to that?To witness and comprehend a sliver of my hellish existence. Not gonna bother opening that link if I can't take you as a eunuch slave. Best of luck to you in your search for quirky autistic women, though
>>43198162Id agree to permanent chastity but I dont want anything sharp near my penis> Not gonna bother opening that linkcmon I wanted to know if its a good pic :<
>>43196313is this Joe lmao?
>>43196313daily reminder that even the most masculine ftm is infinitely more feminine than the average 'femboy'. most ftms are extremely fertile
>>43198041CAN SOMEONE LOOK AT THE LINK I POSTED AND SAY I LOOK CUTE??sorry im just upset that anon didnt even look ;-;
>>43198603>that body hairThis shit is so fucking grim it's unreal.
>>43198603Why do ftms automatically assume you just don't shave at all? Every ftm I've met acts like this
>>43198769How do you shave your back
>>43196313That is the worst ass I've ever seen, holy shit.
>>43198806twink slave
>>43198769? this ftm didnt shave her back and its obvious. unless you speak to femboys.. >>43198754and yet more breedable than any tranny or femboy ever will be due to her fertile womb.
>>43198842>he hasn't seen Trucrypt
Do I pass..?
can i larp as hrt femboy if im troonneed to have date pool of cute guys
>>43199512Will Poulter's elongated homunculus
>>43198603why does every ftm have fucking breeding hips that are 4x the size of their tiny wasp waist and 2x the size of their tiny pooner shoulders?
>>43198603wait.... are you saying THAT is an ftm? and THAT is more fem than ANY femboy?
i think ftm is a coping mechanism because they dont wanna perform as women, but given sufficient shelter and safety they may return to womanhood
KEEP FIGHTING BROTHERS DONT GIVE THEM A SINGLE OF PENETRATION
>>43196313Being born a woman is the worst thing to happen to me but what makes it even worse is that I have a bunch of conditions that make the worst part of being a woman even worse.QOTT1 - lack of access to T and being fatQOTT2 - never had but probably not
if your boyfriend pays for everything then you are still considered a girl
>>43201210if only i had a boyfriend who pays for everything
>>43198603Just laser your fucking Shit lol
>>43196313butt too big, gross foid butt.
>>43201269nta but why assume they want laser or hair removal at all?
If you have a cis boyfriend, you are still considered a girlIf you are not a strict top and vaginasexual, you are still considered a girlIf you cannot grow facial hair, you are still considered a girlIf you weigh less than 160 lbs, you are still considered a girlIf you are (white or black and) shorter than 5'9, you are still considered a girlIf you are (Asian or Hispanic and) shorter than 5'6, you are still considered a girlIf your voice is not lower than 160Hz, you are still considered a girl
I want a ftm to massage my cock tonight while I lay back in a hot tub
>>43197445because they are cowards who act like normies
>>43198041Rape.
yandex says I look like these people. Do I pass?
>>43202455no
how do I train my pooner to stop pissing on the bed?
>>43202798Have you tried beating him?
>>43202876I'll try beating her next
>>43202876beating doesn't solve domestic problems longterm
>>43202901Yes it does.
>>43201989I bet you can't hehe
>>43196555mike? is that you?
>>43196555Grim!
>>43198603what the fuck is wrong with your shoulders?
>>43203790Nothing. He has great bone structure and muscle insertions. If he ever gets actually buff his delts are going to be insane.
>>43198687Very cute. Extremely kissable tummy
>>43198209Would you agree to an orchiectomy? That would entail removing your balls, not your penis
>went on a date with a cis guy>had him buy me gifts>had him pay for dinner>told him i was going to the bathroom and would brb>leave out the backlol
>>43202455Flux?!
if i cant starve myself i'm gonna just start working out a fuckton
>>43205111Are you obese or is this the ed talking
>>43205101If it was flux all the guys in the pic would be bald
>>43205069Well done, girlYou fucking NAILED the Queer girl date!
Damn ftm brat…sexy body…bald coin slot…grrrr get your feet off the table and cover them up!
>>43205349i am fat
>>43205402You got some big feet imo
>>43205069W fuck that guy!
>>43205684Yeah! Poon agreed to a date, made him do stuff and then reneged on everything!!This is the experience of men!!!
>>43205692If it makes you feel any better they're just memeing and didn't actually do any of that.
>>43205692reddit space detected, probability of mike contamination in thread 87%
>>43201286Thats not a big ass at all
>try anal>use all precautions >get massive hemorrhoidhow tf do gays do this
>>43197922my cis sister always got bullied because of her broad shoulders
>>43206061What anon wants
>>43206187How did you prep?
thinking about mikes big penis
>>43206187have you tried to stop being fat
>>43206187Use anal lube, not regular lube.
>>43206657may aswell eat a unicorn too that will fix the problem
>>43206770Anal lube is thicker than regular lube, dumbass.
>>43206319You could have made a Mike's hard lemonade joke
>>43207148no its not retard anal lube is specifically water soluble which makes it safe for anal and also makes it dry out and less lubricating. how are you this uneducated on everything.
>>43207400thiseither way lube doesnt stop hroids
>>43207400No.>how are you this uneducated on everythingIrony. You never have sex do you.
>>43207534yeah this guys a virgin that doesnt know what hes talking about.>>43207535go ahead and use thicker silicone lube and destroy your insides. but for anyone else reading do not be like that retard, only use water based lubes for anal.
>>43207611Water based lubricants can vary on thickness. As I said, I realize you never have sex but use your brain. Water based regular lube is thinner and shorter lasting than water based anal lube which is specifically made to be thicker and longer lasting.
>>43207611>only use water based lubes for anal.I thought everyone knew this.
>>43207534>uses regular lube for anal>gets hemorrhoids>haha I guess this just happens every time>use anal lube? Lube specifically made for anal sex? No way!
you cant have thicker water soluble lube by design. this guy is either trolling or hes legit 50 iq. nobody can be this stupid i dont believe it. >>43207653It appears not
the lube designed for anal is water based lube...silicone isnt
>use silicone lube that isnt designed for anal>it doesnt stop hemorrhoids>actively harm my insides for no reason>wow pointless!!!
This is why ftms are betterSelf lubricating and no hemorrhoids or fissures. We really are the superior men
>>43207710i feel bad for the bottoms but yeah anal is just not it. very common for gays to stop having sex because of it and breakup/cheat. rip
>>43207673>you cant have thicker water soluble lube by designYou must be legitimately 80 IQ. Tell me, do you think water based lubricant is just a bottle of water? No? Ok. So then what else is in it? Perhaps ingredients that increase the thickness? What do you think would happen if you increased the ratio of those ingredients versus the water content? Perhaps, just maybe, it would increase in thickness and viscosity. And therefore you would be able to vary the thickness of the lubricant based upon the ratios of ingredients you fucking retard.>>43207681Wrong. Seriously, do none of you have sex? Water based vaginal/toy aka regular lubricant is extremely common.
>>43207725You need a boypussy to have a long term relationship nglThats the world we live in
>reddit spacing its mike trolling that makes sense. i was wondering why anyone could sound that dumb and be confidentally wrong about something everyone knows.
>>43207762Do you think the years of using the wrong lube affected his body and brain and made him more retarded?
>>43207787i mean probably. he doesnt even know what water soluble means. he thinks companies are making water based lube thin and easily dry out for no reason.the american education system failed.
>>43207762>>43207787>>43207822>get btfo>try to circle up and be cattylol terminally fembrained.
>>43207822>he thinks companies are making water based lube thin and easily dry out for no reason.Just make it thicker bro xD
>>43196679>I knew I sounded like one, but damnG entering the "afab trans woman" arc when?
>>43207875Thinner is not always worse, it's slicker. And the drying out "problem" is less of a concern when being used for vaginal lubricant as the vagina is self lubricating. The reason anal lube is thicker is for protecting their asshole Provides a barrier. It's less slick but the trade off is for better protection and it lasts longer, as your ass does not self lubricate.
>>43207875thats the level of intelligence the average cis guy has. they dont have the high school science knowledge to understand why water soluble = dries out/less lubricating. dating someone with such little knowledge about the world must be a nightmare.
>>43207979See: >>43207910
i'm t4t because most cis guys are brainded, its not my job to educate dumb people i want someone who has reasoning and rational which you only find in trans girls and guys.
>actually being knowledgeable makes afabs seetheSad! Many such cases.
>>43207979Its always the cis shitposters that have no brains. There has to be a correlation between them being low iq and incels failures at life. Oh well thats their problem, (i think hes triggered we arent replying) xD>>43208010Based
>be right about everything, always>they/them can only cope and seetheBow before me, wretches.
>>43207611anal is trash but if you do, do it only use water lube. and dont use hot water when you clean before.
>>43208041>(i think hes triggered we arent replying) xDyeah anytime he resorts to calling people women its because he got proven wrong and doesnt know how to cope. its like him admitting defeat.
>>43208076Gross ill stick to trans peeps
>>43208102>afabs are womenthat's transphobic.
I think poons are cute.
my mouth is fused to trans girl boobs $$$
Why am i so fucking hairy everywhere Especially down at my genital areaI feel like a ape
>>43208818>he didn't take dutasteride when taking test
>Gloves moved to one of the most schizophrenic /vg/ generalsOH NO NO NO
plap
>>43208818Because you aren't shaving?
>>43208254That picture doesn't look right....
>>43206210reallythe human body continues to astonish me
>>43211897True. The pooner should be even smaller.
>>4320245550/50, but if you have a cis voice you 100% pass. voicetrain anon
>>43196313good lord do you need my 7.6" bwc
>>43212547>my 7.6" bwcI don't believe you
reminder joe is a pdf file
at a party. feeling ugly
there is nothing hotter than having sex with a trans guy and they squirt all over youits like a beast marking me as his territory uwu
>>43214126reason number#45239842091022 why trans guys are better. that experience is physically impossible with a non trans guy!
I wish a trans guy would squirt his cum on me
>>43214126wait thats kinda....hot
nothing hotter than a fat ugly bald guy named mike sowing seed in my ftmbussy
>>43196555Made for gentle petsIf i ever dated a man I would want him to be older than i and I wouldnt care if he didnt have hair ....
>>43214126i would drench a tgirl in squizz
nothing hotter than a FtBVLL splooging inside my srs neopussy
>>43197922That's wide to you? Lmaoo
>>43200117No, looking like an foid, having boober/puss/wide pelvis just makes us want to ropeI would choose to stay a woman if I could, but I cannot
>>43200117Im so autistic idek what performing as a woman implies tbhh...
>>43201321Am girl with 85 Hz voice and full beard then
a guy can be whatever they want
>>43214647>thisguys come in all shapes and sizes. nobody cares about what chuds classify as "being a man" when they dont fit that description themselves.
>>43214647there is femboys and there are mascsevery guy is different and thats ok :)
what the hell happened why has there been such a huge wave of tiktok theyfabs and cishet men hunting them
>>43214845men want to fuck tomboys they don't really give a fuck about whatever label you give yourself. If you have a short hair and dress a little boyish then they will want to rape rape
>>43214855i know that but there's been more idiots here humoring them recently
the bigger questions is why do incel cishets think they have a chance with uswe are way out of their league
ai chat bot pulled out in the middle of piv to demand an explanation of why pooner vaginas are weird
>>43214945its obsession. otherwise they wouldnt be posting here. they want us but cant have us ;)
>>43214973TRVKE, every seething post about pooners is them admitting:"im a virgin that cant get laid with ftms and im mad about it"
if i was a cis guy that couldnt get a ftm bf i would be pissed too
>>43214945>>43214973>>43214985>>43215067(You) are the exact kind of fembrained samefagging retard i'm talking about. stop shitting up our thread and go back to skinwalking mtfs on tiktok
i hate myself down to the core. i can't take this shit anymore. why am i so fucking broken. i need to be put down like a sick dog
>>43215095>"im a virgin that cant get laid with ftms and im mad about it"
>>43215137
>>43215161thankyou for admitting it
My boyfriends ex was a bottom that went through twink death :( He showed me pics of what he looked like before twink death and he was cute ngl. If he still looked like that i would be insecure he could steal my bf back but hes UGLY now so i dont have to worry :D
>>43215218oooooof he must be mad you took his man
Do you like my baby gryphon?
Post cute ftm bitches!
>>43196313>What stops you from being a cute ftm femboy/ftm twink? being hairy and weighing 400 pounds, mostly.fuck, femboys are so hot though.
>>43215479hotter than any cis guy ive seen
>>43215584Yep. And he's a rape victim, and it makes things 100x better
>>43215479Looks like a girl wearing her brother’s clothes
