>burgers?

>>43198959
>bodyspray
disgusting and niggercoded

the goal of this thread is to create and sustain a positive gay environment where we can discuss why six inches is the perfect penis size. no more, no less.

>>43201597
And girth?

>>43201597
Lol
>>43201576
Is that what you're after?

>>43201601
5 to 5.5 inches

i just think dog dads are hot.
cat dads are autistic.

>>43201597
my ex was 7.5 inches and that felt just right
I loved how he could put his dick so deep in my throat it totally cut off my airway

>>43201605
Isn't everyone?

>>43201597
6"s is fine. more is too much. less is not enough. like the goldy-lox of penis.

i've never gotten drunk or done drugs, how undateable does that make me

fetishheads, do you ever feel embarrassed jerking off to your fetish? like do furries jerk off to fox mccloud and get disappointed with themselves?

>>43201623
No. I feel like you're trolling

there arent many great students

i just want an asian husband that knows how to give me a good mani pedi

>>43198959
What's the use case for this? Just shower and wear clean clothes

>>43201657
he was self-conscious about his OVERPOWERING COCKMUSK mid-game and tried to cover it up

>>43201646
I will now be masturbating to wmam happy endings. So not much different than the typ weekday night

>>43201636
Yeah it's called the refractory period. Thankfully mine's p short

should i cum before bed. a little sleep aid?

>>43201682
Jerk until you're just about to cum and then go to sleep frustrated

i <3 my surly chud twink

i didnt know how many people really have never read a book until college

>>43201746
like its common for people to have never read a book before they reach college

yeah and i know i couldnt change that even if i tried>>43201757

>>43201746
>>43201757
is this a joke
how does that even happen

kids don't read the book, they just use ai. back in my day we read the spark notes.

>>43200995
Hey, I was the one who asked about a morrowind drawing.
What race are you playing as? Also, what mods?
I once made a very good build for an archer. But playing mage is the most fun really. Specially a conjuration mage.

I am listening to Old Technology by Slayyyter and airing out my hole for the weekend.

>>43201701
whoops, i ended up cumming on my shirt damn it

what was going on in the world from feb 27-mar 3

>>43202076
khamenei was illegally murdered by the us-israel axis powers during that time frame

>>43202085
>>43202085
bitch what are you ever talking about

i'm browsing men's underwear, so why is amazon showing me ads for panties? how much do they know about me, i wonder

my tummy is making noises from digesting all the food inside it :3

>>43202210
it's sloshing, churning, and turning that pizza into cum

bitch i am not taking photography away from you

>>43201894
I'm not sure yet, still working on the mods and load order lol
I normally go for a Breton mage tho for peak self insert

>>43202210
Digestion is disgusting.

did you know?? being called immature is an insult

how big of a fae is plantae man

AYYY IM WOLKIN HEARE!!!

holy shit there's a five minutes crafts channel where they play country music to a time lapse video of a guy replacing an iPhone camera module
I love streaming TV

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Have you guys ever had morning sex with your bf, but because he didn't use a condom, and you realized you were late for work, you then had to go the rest of the day with cum leaking out of your hole?

can u guys keep telling me ur dreams i liked seeing all the gundam stuff

I don't work actually so there's plenty of time to clean it out

when a masochist gets a papercut do they instantly get a boner

now I'm watching an Italian program called 'The Boat Show' where they talk about yachts.
It's important knowledge I might wanna buy one in the future.

>>43202391
no but that sounds gross kind of

I'm crazy.sexy.cool

>>43202418
yes

crazy.aidsy.obese

>>43202406
I had a dream that someone was taking care of me instead of me taking care of them.

>>43202427
Yeah good thing it never actually happened to me, and I'm just joking, hehehe...

I was at the free clinic in my new unit and Mother Supremeier who subscribes my PREP clocked me I didn't know what to do!

>>43202316
If u think digestion is gross just wait till u find out about excretion

>>43202546
The whole process is disgusting. You lose your matter every day. Your whole body, your whole being is leaking, flaking, evaporating or being eaten by your own body. And your only choice to manage this constant decay is to shove bits of dead things through you so that you can suck up tiny bits of matter to rebuild yourself with. Humans are so married to their own bodies, but their bodies are just temporary shit extract. And you have to do this every day or you get sick and die.

>>43202546
You can stay fat kris kringle I'll stay thin chips pringles.

Gagged her I fear

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>>43202570
have i got just the thing for you

Guys who edge/goon have no hobbies and no life outside of being horny. What is wrong with them?

if my boyfriend's balls squish against my balls, like as in during anal sex, does that still make it gay? even if i have socks on? i like to keep my socks on for comfort, and it helps with circulation.

umm hey, are you listening
gosh >.<

>>43202619
post socksies

>>43202629
I got this one, should be arriving soon
https://www.amazon.com/GoWith-Unisex-Natural-Breathable-Seamless/dp/B0BJLDNJVC?th=1&psc=1

i*

i wanna suck penis.

>>43202673
I want to sniff his hole

i want to suck penis hole

>>43202725
be gentle, i don't have a foreskin

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another night
another decision point of getting food or sleeping
I hate how covid stopped places from being open 24 hours and most of them haven't gone back to that
I miss shopping at 2am

>>43202673
pringles cheddar?? wheres the pizza pringles at

>>43202770
in his asshole

>>43202570
the entire world, nature, everything is disgusting if you really think about it so it's pointless to expect that humans should be better than that

anybody ever bit diabeetus feet b4

right here, right now

>>43202808
i do NOT sit alone in my mind long enough to be this enlightened

>>43202817
*brings out my utensils and bib*

can i squeak in your hole? please

do straight guys ever think it'd be fun to have anal sex with their bros?
like, do they go
>bro ever thought about fucking each other in the butt?
>nah man but I'd be open to try
and then they just fuck like no cuddles no nothing they just have rough anal sex with each other but afterwards they go back to being like normal guys and don't 'act gay'

>>43202570
You should try shrooms sis

>>43202867
I don't think they like the idea of fucking another guy or being fucked by one but I know multiple straights that have admitted to me that they have tried putting stuff up their butt while jerking off and they have all enjoyed it

>>43202897
nta but ugh I want to do shrooms but idk if I'm in the right headspace for it rn

oh gosh.. i can't take it anymore.

relax, allow yourself to moan

do you think you could make an alien cum

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are eyes important for you in a man?

>>43203099
>you can see the nature vs nurture in [their eyes]
what the fuck is that supposed to mean reeeeee

My honeys heart is blue and a second off-beat
Always tugging at me like he’s running out of a daylight
Yeah my baby acts cool but we all know something ain’t right, ain’t right
Only acting this cool, when he’s walking with me

i'm throwing away my dildos

>>43203249
can i have them

>>43203308
no

would you date a guy who made dinner reservations under the name Nate Higgers

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Who needs a bf when you can take the knot

aint no straight parents taking their children to gay pride
thats not to say that gay pride is only for gay parents and their kids

bleak.

do people think that gays are unable of being a functioning member of a family?? is that why people are so upset about gay pride being family-friendly??

>>43202923
It's absolutely worth trying at least once and I would argue that the best time to do it might be when you need a reset on your headspace. Might be a good idea to see if anyone can be with you when / if you do them do just to babysit.

>>43203342
>>43203387
Wtf why are you talking about something on topic instead of random schizo posting
A lot of people see pride as a protest and like to shove their gay bodies in society's face but a lot of pride events are meant to be family friendly and honestly I feel like the best way to protest heteronormative society is by being gay and having a family with kids. Homophobes seethe 10x more at seeing a gay couple with kids than they do from seeing gay sex.

qu**r theory is about ugly people and the ugly relationships they have.

>>43203391
I've done them a few times before desu, the trips have ranged from relaxing to challenging, but never "bad" per se
maybe if my mum goes out of town I could do it, but otherwise her presence is too suffocating to not make the trip tough, plus my meds decrease the effects which means I need to double the dose essentially

>>43203419
its not even about gay people

>>43203412
gays having kids triggers the fight or flight response bc it just feels wrong
where's the mother
what are those men doing with those children
where did they get those children
they're probably sexually abusing the kids
etc
it's not seethe, it's genuine concern for the children's welfare

i am NOT saying the word h*************e

>>43203464
heterophobe?

>>43203464
faggot