QOTT would you go to space?>>43195125 (previous)
>>43199490
is this real?
>>43199507This needs to end.
>>43199328heres them
What do I make for dinner? Crusty shrimp nuggets or rice with salmon filet
In Family Guy S10E6 little gag that I think has long been overlooked: in the cutaway to Kevins base being blown up in Iraq theres the gay soldier that avoids using pronouns to describe his partner back home right? But did you notice that when they're being served the turkey he's the one that calls the dark meat? The *dark* meat. Thought that was funny today, not so sure it was a coincidence, Seth McFarlane is a comedy genius. Dozens of rewatches and I still find something new every time
>>43199523I want him
bf like this
>>43199523>Indiana jones if he molested kids
>>43199490>qottAbsolutely, I know it won't happen in my lifetime but affordable trips even just into low orbit would be incredible>>43199409Yet we're here in this thread together, it's kind of poetic <3 <3 <3I also might try to see In This Moment again this year if they're touring and come near me :)
I think it's funny. how people can get upset over the f-slur faggotword. And the n-slur niggerword.I also think that regular girls are boring. I want the weird, deranged chicks, who happen to have no womb. Yeaaaahhhh
>>43199523idgi he looks good
>>43199538I hope you die
bf that calls me a fag and does sph to me and makes me suck his fingers and cock
i sure wonder if there’s any boys in here who want to hook up with me but are too bashful to ask me directly
>>43199490>QOTT would you go to space?yeah, im really interested in diving aswell, ive only done dry suit and a little open water training, id like to get to wet suit explorer, i assume a space walk is very similar
>>43199537no concerts ever come to me, no rav within thousands of miles. misery and suffering are all i know
>>43199551>I hope you dieNo can do, first I gotta take that eunuch girl(male) on a date, and Penny too.And by date I mean take em to a pizza place or chifila. And then fuck them in the ass
Troids. Pick one.
>>43199588perfect date imo
>>43199596left
>>43199596the underwear one never trust a man that wears a bow tie
>QOTTI definitely would but it would be pretty scaryI'd like to know what it feels like to walk in low gravity it must be a lot of fun but what if I flew into space and never came back? Lmao>>43199596The second one looks mean>>43199588Don't call miss marie a male
>>43199516Oh my god she ate a fucking bee. Shes going into analphylactic shock. Shes going to fucking die
>>43199598My schedule isn't full, just saiyan. Wanna hang out? Go to a Chicfila or something
>>43199529You can just grab any guy off the street and put blush on his nose and give him smudged liner if that's what you're looking for. They actually cant stop you
>>43199596Can i pick a woman instead
tranners do be loving chic fil a
>>43199634yeah but they won't look this cute
>>43199596right depending on how tall they both are
>>43199632yeah i mean if you happen to be in or around Glasgow for any reason then sure
>>43199648I cannot replicate a mcdonalds cheeseburger in my own kitchen. But i can eat the cheeseburger i make every day. i will continue to be able to eat that cheeseburger regardless of the whims of the mcdonalds corporation as long as there is cheese and burger
"An entire civilization will die tonight"Nuke betters up rn
>>43199620So her name's Marie? Nice, can't wait to take her out for some pizza, or Chicfila
btw this book i’m reading is making me cosmically horny, i might take it to work tomorrow and read it during my down time just to see what happens
>>43199516this is really funny stu, thank u
>>43199523this man’s appearance vexes me.
>>43199568Sometimes you just gotta travel for concerts. That's the only reason I've been to Tampa and Vegas a few times :)
>>43199516I wanna see the other ones, the ones that jiggle.
>>43199596is that fucking fedor emelianenko on the left? THE last fucking emperor? of course im letting him hit raw.
me rn
>>43199727GET OUT OF THERE!!!!!!!!!
>>43199704with two plane tickets two meals and a hotel room for one night a 30$ concert in canada turns into 1000$ if you dont live in toronto. pain. sadness. agony
>>43199731im trying but i cant see clearly
>>43199740gyehehehehe. ok you are very cute i support you keep doing your best
>>43199740hehehe retard cat...
oh. my. god.
>>43199624i thought it would bee tasty :(>>43199690you are welcome :)>>43199714those ones jiggle too
>>43199744racist sissy crossdresser btw
>>43199754this poster gets it
>>43199727ltrly me rn
>>43199783im not the arm/catposter unless ur calling bronya those things in which case shut up bitch....
Is racism real if we're all white? Think about that.
>>43199793I wasn't referring to bronya. I thought this was the same cat as armanon
>>43199801bro you just cured racism
>>43199736Yeahhh... I paid $2k each for two tickets just for the concerts in Vegas.. But in my defense those were festivals and it was a ton of bands lolMaybe you should move to Toronto or Ontario :)
>>43199805nah that guy lacks the whimsy to take a pic like this>>43199740fair mistake tho
>>43199763Post both so I can decide which set of cheeks I would rather blow a load into.
>>43199721>no one itt knows fedorwe deserve a better class of newfag
>>43199783i am???>>43199805oh its okay im not. I mean i am a sissy crossdresser and i guess the woke angle is everyone is racist right
>>43199810Racism on sui watch
>>43199822You must have a pink hole since you have fair skin and red hair. Let's see it then luvy
>>43199837red isn't my natural hair colour
>>43199819jon heems
>>43199840What's your natural hole color then?
I'm The Sissy
>>43199849Green
>>43199848as long as shrimpcat lives on i think i too can live on
>>43199857Those are the mods in the picture. You can ignore their opinions.
Im chinese guy
>>43199855Maybe ur irish not Scottish
>>43199669big blud that was yesterday and trump chickened out and called for a ceasefire a few hours before his so called deadline. And today trump and Israel already violated the ceasefire
>>43199848LIFE FOR SHRIMPCAT!
>>43199874I Dont care
I'm upside down
>>43199873I'm actually 102% black, with a 2% margin of error. I just got that shit michael had.
I have a month before I have to work again, my sister told me I should travelWhere to go?
lil bluddy slow or sum fr :skull:
>>43199871Hi chinese gai wan sum yung cum?
>>43199884so why mention it a day late in the first place
I SAID NOTHING EVER HAPPENS AND I WAS RIGHT
i went to a local punk bar by myself and got a burger and pbr pounder and im buzzed now. are you proud of me?
>>43199891Go to the nether
>>43199891hey dawg got any more of them pixels
>>43199898yea i think thats good
how come wherever jews go a bunch of wars and death and destruction happen and they get kicked out of over 100 countries over 1,000 times?now it's lebanon.. how come israel has illegal nukes?
>>43199891why does it have 8 engines. and why turboprops
>>43199897The only absolute is trump chickening out
>>43199898Sounds pretty swag, yeah!
I need some irl friends
>>43199891Iceland
>>43199904is it okay that i just sat ther by myself?
>>43199898I did something similar but I just got my dick out and chugged two tall modelos
>>43199871和大怨,必有馀怨,安可以为善?是以圣人执左契而不责于人。有德司契,无德司彻。天道无亲,恒与善人。
Does anybody play vr chat
>>43199898y r the grapes star shaped :0>are you proud of meyes good job fren u deserve a treat youve done well!
>>43199916yea totally i do that all the time
>>43199914you ever been in iceland? i'm flying there soon
>>43199891philly!!!>>43199917huhhh>>43199923i think someone edited a photo of normal grapes!>>43199926does it mean im ugly if no one talked to me??
>>43199596just wanna chime in and say that to lesbians the guy on the right is also very unappealing
i was talking to a pretty asian girl all day today on the phone in english
>>43199920I'm not a paedo so no
>>43199940no
>>43199940What part of my post confused you?
>>43199940What bar was it?
>>43199917i did actually do basically this. im basically doing this right now
the reposting of the maiq picture is funny because he looks like a perfectly average man. attractive even if you are actually into men
>>43199945Spelling it like that means you are
>>43199959the bar really is in hell huh
>>43199960huh?
>>43199935I never been to iceland but I hope I'll go someday :) I wanna study icelandic too, I already know a little bit
maybe i should post butt
>>43199891where do you want to go?
>>43199963he looks like a normal guy his age i don't know what to say
>>43199959Average men don't go out in public with a trenchcoat and a fedora
>>43199958what are we even working towards if we can't get drunk and sit there playing skinnerbox video games with no pants on
>>43199959nuh uh. a perfectly average man looks a bit like this
>>43199954its the one i took navy to the last time i had sex several years ago
>>43199970Not maybe, definitely.
>>43199976right
Bring back horsefly posting
is shrimpep rick?
>>43199959jesus christ i wish i could believe this was maiq samefagging. i hate that i believe that you actually believe this
>>43199959I'm reposting it be cause he was a creep that asked people for pics constantly but refused to post his own
Beach gang or mountain gang? Personally I love both, but despite my love for being in the water and surfing I think I slightly prefer the mountains and woods
Bronya would approve of my lacoste polo and suede ben sherman trainers
so like yeah now you can put a face to the person sexually harassing you
>>43199991If only there was another shitposter whose identity here was tied to shrimp
>>43199982Who is Navy? That tranny from mtfg?
>>43200001i would. lets get sleazy
>>43199973I kinda want to check out China
>>43199991no rick’s trip is !!Q3wev4ynspU
>>43200008yup
>>43199991Shrimpep is diǎnyǎ
>>43199959i don't even have high standards but he looks like a fat bald old man and he's wearing a freaking fedora. i'm not even trying to be mean ig we all have our types
>>43199982Is it a secret?
>>43199995okay i didn't ask i was just commenting on how he looks which is fine>>43199993sorry>>43199978why not just date a girl at that point
>>43200010that’d be cool. go to that one city that’s really vertical idr the name
>>43200018Many are saying this
do you think i’m a top, switch or bottom?
>>43200000Definitely the mountains, it's so pretty :3I don't like the hot weather, I can't swim (lol) and I'm afraid of all the bugs and animals that live on the sand
Who is bo burnam. Sounds like comedian but I think he's music guy?
>>43199983im tired actually ill fall asleep before i get to read the replies
>>43200015Navy fucked your ass?
>>43200010i was going to suggest china if you didn't! go see yunnan province! or the four provinces of mountain and rivers!
>>43200029Chongqing? Yeah that wold be coolMy sister's bf speaks mandarin despite not being Chinese so maybe I can bring them along.
>>43200010chongqing that’s the name
>>43200009What about moncler is that fancy enough where it goes past typical sleazewear?
need a tranner yearnfriendt.ranner
>>43200000waow i like your pretty numbers. i'm grassland gang though
>>43200027well now you are informed and you can refrain from ignorant comments in the future . Often times there is a story behind the things people do...who knew?
>>43200027i want you to love yourself. please love yourself. if you can't do it for you then do it for me
>>43200025its not a secret but i try to avoid posting the literal locations i spend my time at i think for obvious reasons. but if you truly know where i was in that selfie you recognized, then it wont be hard to figure out which local punk bar i was at>>43200039i think so
>>43200027>why not just date a girl at that pointbecause i'm straight
>>43200031Wanna be my bottom tranny faggot gf?
>>43200044The fancier you get the sleazier you get. it's an inverse bell curve. there's probably a better name for that>>43200000im team mountain all the way
>>43200042you should also check out shenzen i want to go there to the tech malls to see all the cool stuff they have
>>43200060You think Navy fucked your ass lol? Were you drugged?
Ugh my face is so thin
imagine if yaoi was real
>>43200093Imagine if boys were real.......
Bring back going out shirts, gelled hair and scene girlsAlso fingering
i want to get a tranner into sounding but really hrd core i want to fuck her dick hole is that possible? im pretty girthy howeverbeit
>>43200110no that is physically impossible
Walking down the street saw some FUB on a stolen walmart scooter. Four hundo, easy. Too healthy to walk. Too healthy to breath. Bound to an oxygen tank. If only I could be so magnificent.
the one time i posted my face on this board (like 18 months ago) someone asked me something like "what are you doing here? you could get a cis gf"and it did make me wonder about the whole thing. i don't even know why i like troons, at this point it's a "misery loves company" type of thing. made me guilty. but that's enough. sorry
>>43200086no but they apparently denied that it happened afterwards
>>43200126can i see ur face
>>43200126I mean for most guys it's way easier to get a cis gf than a trans gf
>>43200032Fair, you should learn to swim though it's fun. Learn in a pool if you're scared of the ocean!>>43200048Oh shit didn't even notice the quints, hell yeah. I get that, grasslands are very pretty too>>43200069Would except no less from a true scotswoman
Voice training is so boring it's like learning Japanese. I don't have a reason to do it so why do it
>>43200121Why are you constantly thinking about fat people
Cis girls are mentally stable for the most part and are 100x easier to partner with
>>43200170I'm not thinking about them
navy fucked my ass too
>>43200178Also they have pretty feet
>>43200179you make like 30 posts a day about fat people. you are always thinking about them. You thought about that fat guy as you typed out the post
>>43200188that picture is ai also ew
>>43200136well finethis is a slightly old photo, it's the exact one i used in that post. but i still look mostly the same.https://files.catbox.moe/je5rgy.jpgrip me to shreds all you want. i apologize in advance>>43200137i've got screws loose sorry
>>43200178Yeah but also the ratio of straight men to straight cis women is 1:1, while men willing to date a tranny outnumber trannies by like 5:1 so there's more competition
>>43200193I didn't think about him. Could you prove I post about great big fat guys 30 times a day?
>>43200188free dogs MINK
>>43199982You let navy hit but not maiq. Do i have to wear a miniskirt and thigh highs to get witchu girl?
>>43200178Women are incapable of pair bonding with men.
>>43200200repper eyes <3
>>43200200how tall are you?
>>43200216what do you think it is that distinguishes that bottom right corner from the other three quadrants
>>43200200well that doesn’t really show your face lol it’s half coveredbut you look extremely young, so i wouldn’t be interested
i have a pretty asain girl in my life right now i know i know.. its just that i have a pretty asian girl in my life now.
>>432002285'11.>>43200231very well.
>>43200203How did you type out that post without thinking about him lmfao you are so low IQ
>>43200211mistera america is maiq dumbass, get better at larping
>>43200237Lol
>>43200188Alyssa Liu. How deep into the gay weeds do you have to be to not know Alyssa Liu.
>>43200238I didn't think about him. You're thinking about him. You lied about me.
Can you all shut the fuck up and go to mtfg
>>43200229Right after we finish talking with you about misandry, maybe I'll try to convince horse anon that antisemitism is wrong
>>43200247How did you type out a post directly referencing the fat guy on a scooter without thinking about him? You even called him unhealthy. Why are you so obsessed with fat people
>>43200239Maybe you should go to bed granny it's almost sundown
>>43200256I didn't do that. I called him healthy.
>>43200216Me bottom right
i upgraded my emacs launch buffer to have a random dao de jing page :D just a fun little enrichment activity. anyway this wasn't the main goal i just found a good DdJ translation first. the main goal is to get a yijing hexagram when i pull up a tty for divination purposes
>>43200211Maiq refused Cibi
>>43200249Wash you boi pussy out so i can rape it
>>43200216Beta shit big blud just be normal
>>43200254lol
i hate the scar i have from shaving :(
>>43200200>>43200237yeah you look good i think, idrk based on just your eyes. though most trannies here prefer much bulkier more masculine guys than you it seems so you probably would have better chances with cis girls. do you have any facial hair?
>>43199993I’ve noticed you post about this as if it has anything to do with you
>>43200259i actually did just get in bed for a cat nap lolbut no longer than 30 minutes then ill get up so i dont mess up my sleep schedule!
>>43200293It has nothing to do with me
>raider's march starts playing
>>43200290i don't, no. well i'm able to grow it somewhat well but it just looks wrong on my face/frame.
why is discordia so obsessed with fat guys? does she secretly lust for them?
>>43200316Tag me coward
>>43200267Maiq bought wee wee pics from cibi, pain, squeak, etc and then ghosted
>>43200316Why are there so many fucking newfags recently. Retarded ones at that
>>43200325Bad larp. Maiq never asked for or even wanted nudes from Cibi. That’s the whole reason she is mad.
>>432003110-16 baby commitment to excrement
>>43200293What
>>43200264Bronya.
>>43200337N7.
It all started a few years ago, I think. I saw a wumbo ai video of nikocado avocados cock singing chug jug with you. It had teeth. It's all been downhill since then. In my dreams, I see that hole. Vertical and perfect. Like the coinslot on a vending machine. It makes me wish I was a can of dr.pibb.
>>43200330Maiq is here
>>43200329I've been here since 2020 pal. Discordia is like those repressing republican gay guys that get caught choking on dick in gay bars
i wish i carried the blood of atlantis in my veins but alas i am destined to be simple tranner that toils in peasantry
>>43200254nope
>Maiq when the inbox is full of teen sausage
i wanna go to an aquarium
>>43200348His genius is that he can leave and we will never stop talking about him.
>>43200364Same here, there's not one near me though sadly
>>43200364>>43200377You guys have to go the one in Atlanta it is amazing
>>43200363this is actually him btw
>>43200377same, i have to either go to toronto or montreal :x
racists are so annoying
>>43200363the protonmail inbox?
>>43200387The correct term is racers.
Why are trannies so obsessed with Maiq?
>>43199815sexpesting at its worst lmao
the burnt vape is not a bad thing its just a different flavorthe burnt vape is not a bad thing its just a different flavorthe burnt vape is not a bad thing its just a different flavor
>>43200351>2020Newfag. And you'd think you'd figure out how trips worked after 6 years, so retarded at that. Checks out
>>43200402affirmations
>>43200395Maiq mogs
>>43200397It's so gross lol
i get caught choking on dick in gay bars and nobody cares
>>43200366ULTIMATE TRVKE
>>43200390send poles n soles to @hungrymouth
Why would anyone care what a fat Scottish man does
>>43200200Oh it's the cute repper, I rememberYou're gonna make a guy really happy to have you as a gf one day
>>43200411
destroying choidhole with my 10 inch gock
>>43200411I got a blowie from a bird in a gay bar. To this day I don't know if she was a tranny or not
>>43200428i think thats beautiful i guess
Come to chasergen, we have:>a fat racist sexpest sissy>faceless gymbros posting muscles, alongside various levels of racism and potential repper tendencies>Annoying tripfags>Constant drama>Occasional horniness>The occasional pretty anon girl
>>43200427Can I at least hit the poppers first
>>43200271If you have to act normal to get pussy, it's already over. Women don't actually like you.
i want to see rach and maiq have sex while dolled up with makeup and wearing skirts
>>43200439that sounds awesome ngl
>>43200425pls don't post pictures of me prehrt here
>>43200439Don't forget geezerposting (the best part)
>>43200451you were bneautifulv....
>>43200451You never looked that good
>>43200439You forgot about creative new animals being discovered.
>>43200397i will always see christianxxx in cd when this pic is posted
nobody's ever caught me choking on dick anywhereim far too stealthy
>>43200405When was chasergen created again?
i wish i could go to a gay bar
I will try to find my place in the diary of Trayn
I still remember when trayn rand posted voice and that nigga sounded like Spongebob Squarepants
>>43200397NOW THAT is what I CALL A FOUL SISSY
>>43200422i wish lol fine i have nothing to losemay god have mercy on your retinashttps://files.catbox.moe/4gsweq.jpgi lied im sorry goodbye
>>43200471>>43200478She was the Discordia of her era
hi guys im a wildlife photographer and i took this picture today
>>43200459chat is this real???
>>43200493Kill it dead
>>43200493Delightful image. Thank you.>>43200497I see you have betrayed me.
>>43200488You're my type. Wish you had some glasses.
>>43200460>christianxxxdear god why did i google
>>43200457no I wasn't>>43200458yes I did
>>43200471>AS I BURN ANOTHER PAGE>AS I LOOK THE OTHER WAY>I STILL TRY TO FIND MY PLACE IN THE DIARY OF JANEEEE
>>43200510You never did and still don’t big bro and your personality is even worse than your looks
>>43200447will the fedora stay on also who has a bigger gut?
>>43200498im sorry. their power is absolute. i cannot cross them
>>43200516no bully sanity >:(
>>43200517Two greased up fat guys, one fedora. Who stays on top? Does the fedora come off? Are either big enough to penetrate the other?
>>43200517Bronya has the biggest gut in /cg/ by far
>>43200519History will remember you as a coward and a betrayer. I wish you the worst.
>>43200525I hear shrimp cat guy is at least four hundo. Maybe five.
>>43200521She’s a phony
>>43200517maiq has the bigger gut, weighing in at 270 lbs and standing 5'6 tall. rach tops and yes - the fedora stays on
>>43200488you are very cute but how old are you? you look like you could be 16 or 17
>>43200525fuck you bud bron is cute and sweet
>>43200508it looks exactly like him if he got a bit fatter
>>43200516Bro mad he got cucked
>>43200516thank you so much<3
>>43200533Either figure puts him well beneath our Anglo-American friend Bronya
>>43200200lmao @ drawing on a femboy mask, estrogen will save you
>>43200536twenty lmaowell i took that photo when i was 19, its from a few months backi'd post my censored ID to prove it but thats humiliating
>>43200541What a sad life trying to be a bitch to feel better
>>43200542He's a pure blooded american mutt reared on thousands of nugs. Unmatched girth. People feel his presence before they see it. The earth shakes in anticipation of each step.
>>43200540cucked implies he had a chance to begin with lmao
>>43200552Imagine living your whole life trying as hard as possible to be an AmericanBronya why?
i'd could die happy if sanity loved me
>>43200549well do not post that. but yeah you look super young (this is good though, you’ll probably age well) and lowkey give off repper vibes sorry. gl finding your troon
>>43200516idk why you would drag her perfectly pleasant personality into thisthat just makes the rest of what you're saying all the more ridiculous
>>43200559as would i
>>43200559Incapable of love because of narcissism, sorry
>>43200558I was talking about the shrimp cat guy. Bronya is a lightweight.
>>43200558不知道
>>43200565>Leave the lady aloneGet a fucking life bro lmao
i don't listen to negging incels who can't even bench 225
>>43200568>Bronya is a lightweightThe most bold faced lie ever posted on chasergen
My body hurts really bad so I'm just laying in bed after work sigh need someone to flirt with
i was over at a friends house once and we were standing in her flatmates room chatting to him, he was working on his dissertation and when we were about to leave him to it he put on a michael jordan documentary because apparently it helps him lock in????? can any boys explain this to me?
Going ass to mouth on my troony then making out with her
pretty...
>>43200579If they can't squat 200 below parallel then they arent men.
>>43200588wanna snowball too babe?
>>43200586https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asRmO4Cgwi4
Barely legal trannies <3
>>43200579>>43200590@bronya is this potential evidence of fragile masculinity?
>>43200586I usually put on boiler room sets when I need to lock in, idk about the Michael Jordan documentary that would distract me lol
No one’s masculinity is more fragile than Bronya’s
>>43200589woa it looks so cool :0
>>43200600Take the creatine. Get juiced. Know your place.
iwnbaw
>>43200397You think if you post some random gross faggot in a one piece it will make people believe it's me lol? Check the archive with my thousands of pics, I look nothing like that pot bellied slob.
>>43200600yeah it's that sort of idea. the concept of "a real man" and what he has to do to prove his legitimacy. what is it the chuds say. keep noticing
>>43200615Who is that
>>43200583I think bronya is small and dainty
>>43200622No, not that pattern!
>>43200619Only a fucking moron would believe that pic is you
>>43200624that's lilja
>>43200629Maybe her dick is but the rest of her makes up for it
>>43200622This is correct. If a man can't squat 200 below parallel they are fragile. Victim strength.
>>43200643bronya has a small frame and a dainty figure
i’m hungry
>>43200590amen brother
>SurveyQ4C Share your ideal tranner bodytype(picrel)Q4T Share your body type Letter
>>43200575no?lmao
>>43200653E E E E E E i claimed e
>>43200653The correct answer is C but why did you cut their heads off?
>>43200619Post your stomach then with timestamp
>>43200638trip on sissy most foul
>>43200653It’s still E, it will always be E
>>43200653Why is there 50 images for 3 body types
>>43200653i don't fit any of these bro i'm built like a rectangle
>>43200630lol
>>43200653F Definitely F
>>43200653>Q4C Share your ideal tranner bodytype(picrel) nearly every single one is fantastic but if i have to pick just one then ig G>Q4T Share your body type LetterC
>>43200668I already claimed E nigger, transbians get first dibs
i have to travel incognito tomorrow for various reasons I don't think I own a single incognito item of clothing. I'm fucked
>>43200653god I hate this fucking image
>>43200689you feel called out?
>>43200700what? no I just hate the whole thing of trannies comparing their bodies to drawings of anime girls. it's guaranteed brain worms right. it makes me worried
>>43200653probably c and j blended together
>>43200653i’m h but with narrower hips and a bigger tummy
>>43200706WAHHHHH WAHHHHHH ABLOOBLOOBLOO
wahh wahhh abloobloobloo
i woke up from my nap. this is why i dont drink, it just makes me sleepy
tell bronya not to wash her dick
this was an interesting experiment.
This thread
@bronya anon wants to tell you: do not wash your penis
>>43200653 k l or a
>>43200653currently rocking F (without the tits of course) but D would be my ideal>>43200676heyyyyy ;)>>43200727not the first time i’ve heard that lmao
The ideal tranny is a twink with no body hair and a girl's face
>>43200751I just like twinks with long hair and makeup
>>43200711?????
estrogen just made me look like a pretty boy
>>43200682E is mine!
>>43200724>>43200736I wasn't going to shower until morning but now I feel like i have to. troubled
>>43200755Do not wash your penis. An anon suggested this
>>43200759ideal
im not good at wrapping gifts. but I do my best.
>>43200755keep a shrimp in your penis for later
>>43200766Troubled x2
>>43200770looks better than anything i've done without help from a girl
Estrogen made me estrogen made me estrogen mage me error error error shouuuuuuuuundr.
>>43200771no thank you. absolutely not
>>43200769why? i don't look like a woman
>>43200771That's not where shrimp go
i woke up from my nap and im instantly bored. what should i do in this situation?
>>43200770What is it??
barely legal trannies with micropenises <3
chaser bf to take naps with
>>43200792hey...
barely leagal chasers with mircopenises <3
I should take a nap.
>>43200760NO
>>43200792i wish. boredom would be so much simpler if i could just cuddle with someone
>>43200797hi…
Displate is a metal poster company
>>43200808so uh... you like sleeping?
>>43200811i’ve been known to often, nightly even
>>43200802You’re too late
>>43200776You are not a mage.
>>43200814that's so cute babe
>>43200775lets do our best and keep practicing>>43200785the crown jewels of the last chaser who tried to keep me on the down low. I'm going north so I figured it was as good a time as any to put it to work
>>43200817what are your top 5 times to take a nap?
>>43200723naps r good :Dbut im glad ur back fren ^^
>>43200770i would big smile if i received thisperhaps not the most decorative but endearing as heck
joe rogan finding out charlie kirk got shot while interviewing charlie sheen https://youtu.be/sRj5pxG2JPk?si=zhvdOGF-QozQ2gAp&t=8982joe rogan telling theo von he was out elk hunting when charlie kirk got assassinatedhttps://youtu.be/wRJ2N8qBPs0?si=uFP6WsUA1Th-ezTc&t=8198
>>43200820maybe i doubt it tho my ex taught me a trick where you just throw it in a bag with colored paper and no wrapping needed
I'm going to eat a lobster and feed the kraken. The Grey octopus is shellfish
>>43200831You should change your name to peener peny. It would be very funny.
>>43200831the joe never lies
>>43200559awww I love all of you though<3except the ones that use my name to get (you)'s desu>>43200516true, it needs work. C-I'll do the extra credit assignment and summer school if I have to
>>43200820Migratory
>>43200826thank you that's very reassuring I hope it survives transit okay>>43200832the classic lol
i don't like naps but if i had a pet choid to nap that would feel so good
>>43200824#1, going back to sleep after waking up early in the morning to pee and sleeping in#2, in the afternoon after going to the gym#3, after thanksgiving dinner#4, after going to the beach#5, in the back seat of a car
>>43200844ok now what
>>43200865Where does placing blocks fit into this?
>>43200866lmao it is funny. Thank you for indulging me.
>>43200865when was the last time you played minecraft?
>>43200853it's about time of year for it. spring equinox and qingming festival just past. about time to finish up the housekeeping
>>43200874idk last year, I didn't really enjoy it
>>43200866lmao
>>43200859FUCK pet choid to nap with*
>>43200865these are all top choices, i didn’t expect an answer this good.#5 gotta be the lowkey goat. especially if you go somewhere nice and calm on a cool evening and crack the window a bit to let in the fresh air
should i go see an anime movie at the theater tonight since i have nothing else to do?
>>43200878The omens are agreeable? The portents are wholesome?
>>43200815I’ve already dumped a load in her and got her attached as her FP, too late choid
>>43200866that's it, you've already ascended. enjoy your newfound born again life
>>43200881did youvwatch the movie
>>43200900no actually I guess I should that was kind of a cultural milestone
>>43200895Look again, my transbian friend. That was actually C. E and I eloped.
i don’t really get excited about getting new socks because once they go in the drawer they just become socks. for the first day maybe they feel a little different, but after that they’re basically the same as all the other ones. as long as they fit right and i don’t have to think about them too much, that’s good enough. i usually don’t even match them up right away either. they just kind of end up in a pile until i feel like dealing with it. sometimes i’ll wear a pair that’s close enough and not really think twice about it. nobody is paying that much attention anyway
>>43200903you’ll watch the mario movie but not the minecraft movie baka
>>43200913nu uh I was plappin e
>>43200881>>43200903Is it because you've experienced the real thing?
>>43200889Come over and soak daddy's penis with your mouth
>>43200894wheres the fedora?
>>43200894it's more like "I make my own luck"
>>43200916I like mario, don't like minecraftsimple as>>43200921Sort of
niggas arguing over e when this bro got l k and a
>>43200922im not into larping. why are men like this
>>43200915i never really know what to do with receipts so they usually just stay in my pocket or end up on a table somewhere. i don’t need them most of the time but throwing them away right after feels too definite for some reason. then later i find one folded up from a place i forgot i even went to. sometimes they sit around long enough that the print starts fading a little and by then it definitely doesn’t matter anymore. at that point it’s less of a receipt and more just a small piece of paper that’s been around for a while. eventually i throw it away when i’m already cleaning something else
>>43200925>"anything goes" starts playing
>>43200934I would got to war over E, do u not see how hot she is? hellen of troy ahh E
>>43200937thats actually a transbian
>>43200937Ooooh kitten is bratty today. Daddy likey.
>>43200931Once you place real blocks and shit digital ones just don't cut it anymore.
>>43200941go* kms im so retarded and never do anything right fucking goddamnit
>>43200941nah l k and a are the obvious choice
my favorite body type is the one of the tranny reading this
do people unironically still call each other daddy during sex?
>>43200964wow thanks babe <3
>>43200962I just want E okay, she’s beautiful. so take whomever else. Just let me grow old with her..
>>43200942>>43200947who cares, i literally cant be bothered to erotic role play with anons, its the most shallow inane lazy shit. its not any different than lying down and rotting, ur just moving ur thumbs while u do it
>>43200970Let daddy give kitten's downstairs thumb a mouth massage.
>>43200925I’m snatching it from under the descending rock wall>>43200940>anything goesWell?
For me, it's mousy girls with glasses
>>43200938i like donuts but only up to a point. once there’s too much going on with them it starts to feel like a lot for something you’re just supposed to eat with coffee or in the morning. regular ones are usually better. glazed, chocolate, maybe powdered if it’s not too messy. after that it starts turning into a whole project. sometimes the ones with too much icing look better than they actually are. by the time you’re halfway through it already feels like enough. i’m not saying they’re bad, i just don’t really need a donut to have layers or filling or cereal on top of it. at a certain point it’s doing too much.DAE relate? I feel like I'm posting to the void
>>43200970i'd prefer is you didn't misgender transbians tho ok? thanks <3
>>43200964t-thank you...
>>43200970Show us that sissy shithole. Good girl.
>>43200967Yeah I call my gf daddy
>>43200660From the last time someone from cg asked me for a timestamp https://files.catbox moe/smedh8.jpg
chasers let me see that booty hole
i have the sissiest shithole
sometimes I wonder if other people just don't interrogate desire. if they're just like well I like what I like and other people like what they like and there's no particular reason for any of that or meaning behind it. it seems nice. if you are that way I would recommend staying like that. the type of thing you can't unsee
i have the shittiest sissyhole
>>43200991now stop sucking in that gut
>>43201004Good post
the collection... it grows...
>>43200990BASED
>>43201007eat more fiber babe
https://files.catbox moe/i8vefi.jpg
>>43200990lol
>>43201009LMAO you're the case study that brought it to mind
>>43201000why did rach take off her name
who is this sissy trying to impress?
it's april, i'm wearing a hoodie and pants while laying in the fetal position under thick winter bedsheets and i'm still fucking cold
>>43201030Hope this helps you not to rely on gossip
i never know how long to keep instruction manuals. it feels wrong to throw them away immediately, but realistically i’m probably not going to read them later either. so they usually end up in a drawer with other papers that seemed important at the time
>>43201038it was 45 outside and i was in a tshirt get your blood good or something
>>43201038wow same but no pants
>>43201045would you get mad if someone took off your fedora in public?
i guess ill go see that movie now because im a no life loser with no friends and no talents>>43201045dude you chat and sext with trannies 20+ years younger than you on the daily, we dont need gossip besides to clear up the lies you set up in order to appear more coy
Starting to regard the current US admin as possibly demonic rather than just retarded
>>43201052Like some stranger touching me out of nowhere?
if i was in good shape and voice trained id be like an 8 i think. also just moaned putting my prog pill in my ass i am SO cooked :(
Going to stroke my cock... if anyone cares... I guess...
>>43201034Bro if they stood me and you next to each other and told a bunch of strangers to pick who looks like a sissy faggot, at least 90 percent would choose you ya big doofy queer.
sitting in my choids lap while we play gamecube games
>>43201056>Indian canadian weighing in on catholic affairs
>>43201055your picrel is exactly how i feel
>>43201056Thinking the same
>>43201059yeah you never knocked off a bald guys hat at a bar?
>>43201035The sissy crossdresser doesn't identify as a sissy crossdresser, don't be rude
>>43201056guy on the right has the most square face i’ve ever seen that guy looks like a thwomp
>>43201045that's so funny. I wonder what the world looks like through your eyes
>>43201073No why would I do that?
>>43201056Demons aren't real
https://files.catbox moe/g21ubg.jpg
>>43201004I like sex with literally most peopleI will never question it, I think the only 3 things that put me off is intense abuse, scat and weird race stuff
>>43201056> getting your news from AFpost bait tweets
>>43201086greys are demons, it’s been documented for decades, only a demon denies their own existence
>>43201087I want to clean the pre off with my tounge
>>43201055Going out and doing fun things on your own is actually really cool, a lot of people are too afraid to do that
about that time to crack open a cold one
>>43201085for lols especially when they're like under 5'9" what are they gonna do?
>>43201056you elect a Yankee you get gunboat papacy. only to be expected. let America shake!
>>43201064no they'd pick you because you actually are a sissy faggot whereas i am a gigachadno one would call me a sissy or a faggot. No man would dare.
>>43201083Well, I don’t endlessly interrogate my desires (as you posted)
>>43201089Why
>>43201055Picrel is me doing a stomach vacuum
>>43201105i am deeply shocked by that revelation
roach samefagging lmao
It is my life goal to fuck Sarah's gf in front of her while she's caged like a stupid sissy bitch
>>43201112I don’t really see why
>>43201094more of a Daemon person, I'd find the existence of Be'lakor more evident than Abrahamic mythology bootstraped onto Ayy lmao's
my tummy hurts againthis may be it for me
i don't understand cages. i wouldn't want to wear one at all
i just want a guy to call me a faggot and make fun of my tiny penis
>>43201114no cage can hold me!!
>>43201124you won't have a choice
>>43201056you're going to hate me for pointing out the obvious but it's jewish
>>43201121of course you try to steer from the truth and discredit at the same time. I know what you are.
>>43201136sybau
>>43201131how small and useless is it faggot
i think a lot of small talk is really just people checking the connection more than actually exchanging information. half the time nobody cares that much how your day’s going in a detailed sense. they just want to make sure everything still feels normal between you and them. That’s why the exact words barely matter most of the time. you can say pretty much the same few things and it does the job. not in a fake way exactly. it’s just more about keeping the surface smooth than saying anything that needed to be said. That's why I dont like small talk because there's no point to do it because if I dont like you anymore then I wouldn't be talking to you in the first place. I think people who have never been alone can't survive alone, so they fake this stuff to avoid being alone. But since I'm used to it then I dont care to. If I talk to someone I want to talk about something I care about otherwise why talk at all. Thats why I want a bf. Bc in this society if you aren't talking you arent doing anything. On the space I'm not taking to him we can just cuddle and be around each other and thats enough for me
>>43201124what's not to get? it's just a physical representation of MEF
>>43201143not that small nor useless, pig
>>43201133Oh I'll get the ropes out too thenfaggot
>>43201143soft around 1-2 incheshard 4 inches
>>43201152post a picture so we can all laugh at it
>>43201151im not... that
>>43201141>sybau
chasers what does it feel like to fuck or cuddle with a tranny?
>>43201157no… bf only…
>>43201095Would you tongue my ass too?>>43201102No they'd say why is that tall scarecrow with the strong jaw wearing a dress.
>>43201138Behold, I will make them of the synagogue of Satan, which say they are Jews, and are not, but do lie; behold, I will make them to come and worship before thy feet, and to know that I have loved thee.
>>43201163I'm sure he'd want you to post it so we can all laugh together
>>43201141an underrated cymbal brand
So im thinking about moving.But wanted some advice.which is better?All things equal.>Being close to a park and community spaces and pools>Being close to a grocery store.(I can have groceries delivered)
>>43201160i do look like nova actually
>>43201173grim
>>43201162Nice. I usually do the former and then the latter and then get horny again grinding against her ass and do the former again.
>>43201159What are you then?
>>43201173Do you like diapers and 15 year old girls like he does?
>>43201162really good and briefly makes you not wanna be dead
>>43201165i dont wear dresses
i think a lot of people decide how serious something is by the tone around it before they decide based on the thing itself. if everyone acts like it’s a huge deal, suddenly it becomes one. if nobody does, then it somehow stays manageable even when it’s basically the same situation. It’s not even always fake exactly, but it's not real either. It's fake in the sense that most "people" aren't capable of knowing what of themselves is fake or not. people just seem to borrow their reaction from the room first and then call it their own. after that the mood spreads faster than the actual problem does. Thats why there's so much tankie stuff going on and also transphobia. I think females are more susceptible whether culturally or biologically to social contagion which is why the disproportionate female presence in politics is usually these things. And Trans people follow them into it which is where the Marxist transgender thing comes from
Tranny to speedrun Tesco with <3
Bottom chasers should hit me up
>>43201173young nova was cute and had potential.Shouldve transitioned when he had the chance
jeet wants attention
>>43201152making me nostalgic
>>43201162fuck like a millionairecuddle like a billionaire
>>43201176im a transbian! i dont in ike men! so i cant be a faggot!
>>43201165I'd rather slowly finger it while I catch the dripping pre on my tounge
>>43201167again i just don't care about jewish books like the torah or the talmud or the old or new testament or quran.. i just don't care. its all jewish man words to me. not god
>>43201194cryk?
>>43201196then you shouldn't be here. Atleast be bi.
>>43201067also making me nostalgic
>>43201200no
>>43201206i cant :<
>>43201196I'd love to hear you try saying that with a mouthful of my cock
>>43201207id like to make an addendum to that postid play for like 30 minutes then give him the controller so i can turn around in his lap and fall asleep in his arms
i want to kiss you
>>43199490>qotti would want to go to space someday, i've been super fascinated by it since i was a kid
>>43201212miss her..
I'm sad boyI eats
>>43201218mwah
im sad girli microwave mac and cheese
>>43201191i think a lot of culture is just old habits that lasted long enough to stop looking like habits. once something gets repeated across enough years, especially across generations, people stop seeing the seam where it was put together. it starts feeling like it came out of the ground that way, like it was always waiting to be discovered instead of slowly built through a thousand small choices nobody remembers making. history helps with that because time adds weight whether something deserves it or not. if a custom survives long enough, people start talking about it like survival itself proved meaning. sometimes it did. sometimes it really does carry something important. but sometimes it was just practical once, or flattering to the people in charge, or easier than changing course, and then later generations inherited the finished product with the explanation stripped off. i think that’s why people get so defensive about cultural things even when they can’t fully explain them. they’re not just defending one practice or taste or value. they’re defending the feeling that the world around them has continuity, that it wasn’t all assembled five minutes ago by random chance and power struggles and people being creatures of habit. but if you look at history for more than five seconds, that’s kind of exactly what a lot of it is. not fake, not meaningless, just a lot more improvised than people like to admit. That's the fundamental drawing of cultural gender.
>>43201217i promise that whenever you find this it's as good as you think it isdon't fuck it up
>>43201227Are the nova cords edible?
Cisf friend said she wants to peg me… sounds lame but this may be my only chance at ever having sex. What do?
>>43201237>it's as good as you think it isdoes this also apply to cuddling?
>>43201240I'd pity rail you
>>43201240she is gonna con you into fucking her or claim rape
>>43201235I want to churn butter in your ass
>>43201240you invite her over and start sucking her strap, kissing it from the head to the base and begging her to defile you
>>43201247did someone do that to you
>>43201240Let her. Then peg her after.Once shes pegged you and noticed your gock plapping against her she'll be hypnotized
>>43201183there are more men in elected positions in america than women. also i don't think there's much disparity in social contagion between the sexes, men just typically present they're concerns as more rational and logical even though it is in fact just as emotionally driven as anyone else
>>43201240she will sodomize you with a dildo and then tell people you raped her
>>43201243i miss cuddling more than anything in lifet.ranner 4 years touch starved
>>43201243very much soand being held/holding someonevery good stuff
>>43201237yeah…. one day maybe…
>>43201258I think females obviously are more susceptible to social contagion
>>43201265stuff happens pretty randomly, just be stubborn and you'll make it
>>43201240you'll be fine, just make sure youre nice n clean and take it easy starting out and use alot of lube and let her take out all her aggressions and greivances on your hole
>>43201219Someone posted a video of you jiggling your ass in sweatpants in the trap thread earlier, I liked it :p
>>43201272i feel like ill never be worthy
>>43201245Not if you saw what I look like>>43201247>>43201259>>43201253>>43201256This makes me not want to do it. I’m going to stick to just being friends
>>43201270and i think statement is untrue>>43201278mwah <3
Wish I didn't ruin my life sigh
>>43201283My standards are incredible low. Yours would need to be too for it to work.
>>43201289same
>>43201289when i feel like that I put my pistol in my mouth and play pretend
I dont see how you think that could be the case. Just look at ftfemboys. The DID and MPD and Fake tourrettes. Its always females. Let's take a pollWho think females are more susceptible to social contagion than males
>>43201215...
>>43201289you got it
jeet attention whore
>>43201227>>43201235i hope for happier days for all of us
>>43201301Do you want that before or after I fuck your girl?
>>43201240if you pass this up i will hate you forever cis women do NOT pegnot everand it's all ive wanted in my thirty two wasted worthless years on this miserable moulding rock
>>43201277No. We’ll stay friends>>43201292My standards are also low so you’re fine
Everyone ITT who is not a gay male would rather have sex with picrel than anyone ITT. Correct?
>>43201322Not my type
Someone anyone please (you) me Correct?
>>43201329So you are a gay man. Correct?
>>43201322vomit
>>43201322I would
>>43201322I'm a transgirl and I'd pick Alex over anyone
>>43201334100% straight.
>>43201315Yeah but is that really how I want to lose my virginity? By ruining a good friendship? Also I know like 3 cis women that enjoy pegging. I think you have bad luck
>>43201322I'm straight and I want Penny to bear my children
>>43201342>>43201335100% gay>>43201339Honest ansa
i wonder if i would have been like laurie wired if i had been born female
I'm gonna move to argentina so I can be with penny!!
>>43201351>If you don't like BPD you're gay
>>43201347Thats unrelated to what my post says. You would still prefer picrel. Unless you are a gay man. Regardless of how cute penny is.
tfw no choid bf to restrain me while he frots us and calls me a fag with heavy eye contact and kissing
>>43201363*spits in your mouth*
>>43201356Close thats actual a woman not a mental illness
>>43201316that's good too. >>43201322no i have a prettier asian in my life that does have a vagina at the moment
>>43201366hot…..
>>43201370I said ITT
>>43201362no sory I'd prefer penny and I'm a straight male
>>43201322Is this a femboy or a trans woman?
>>43201372I know that's what faggots like you love
>>43201367Everything about that photo is a mental illness
>>43201375oh, yeah i'd still choose the pretty asian girl that i can physically be with over a homosexual chatbox filled with people that hate me
>>43201376Sorry, no you wouldn't or you are a repping gay. Its time to be for real. That girl in picrel would be da belle uv da ball if you lived up everyone ITT and asked straight men to pick who they wanna have sex with
>>43201279you probably already are
>>43201380Its a female I believe>>43201387Nice fagcope guy>>43201388What
>itt: retards baited by a literal jeet
I do think I was just born fucked. Anyone else in here born fucked
>>43201389I'm not repping anything. I just prefer homely cute girls rather than what you posted
>>43201322yeah asian girls are great
>>43201392no i’m hideous and not interesting
I was born unfuckable
>>43201410it's ok if you set the bar low enough you can always make it over
>>43201405times like these I put soft moon on repeat and think about how pretty the ceiling would be after
>>43201418Everyone is. Because they're babies.
>>43201404Yeah idk why they wouldnt either stay silent or pretend to be straight other than seething like fags. Nobody likes fags so why admit to being one. Ppl forget 99.9% of chasers are gay. And only 1 of them >>43201339 is straight or at least smart enough to pretend to be to pull non-self fetishizing trans "women". And get trans girls to prefer them.
>>43201410No you don't. Sorry bud.>>43201412Right?
Tranny gf to steal her friends worn panties for me <3
>>43201345I don't know if it really counts as losing your virginity, it's just a girl sticking a dildo up your ass while that dildo is strapped to her.
>>43201431Yeah I do. Also I dislike asians I think they smell weird. Not as bad as blacks but still
>>43201425Wanna have sex?>>43201443Closest I’ll ever get…
there's more than a thousand ways to lose your virginity after you lose your virginity
>>43201449Lmao you're gay bro just accept it instead of internalizing homophobia
>>43201345i know that you’re a larp but no tranny wants to be pegged, she wants to be came inside of. she wants to feel the warmth and pulsing from her lover’s cock after they’re finished fucking her senseless. A dildo isn’t even a simulation of that feeling, it’s just having your ass stretched. there is no love.
Who wants to play straftat
>>43201451You still might have fun, id do it if I were you. I let my friend peg me and I enjoy it :p
>>43201451Sure. How close to pennsylvania are you?
>>43201463It's better than just shoving a dildo up there though. The feeling of their hips plapping against my ass cheeks really adds to the whole experience.
>>43201345ive never even met oneive never even met someone who's met one - except on the internetwomen like men and they like men to fuck them and that's it. If a woman wants to peg you you don't ask if it's gonna ruin your friendship, you marry her
>>43201494you are a cism sissy and your opinion never mattered.
anyway im going to the barif my tummy's gonna hurt anyway im gonna make my head fuzzybye!
>>43201422I'm not at that point yet but we'll see as the meds wean. i like my way of living but it's definitely like. not right
>>43201524haha i feel you, same here. yeah. idk what’s gonna happen.
I'm tired of watching American media and only seeing women with lip fillers
>>43201463It’s better than nothing>>43201472Yeah maybe I’ll do it. Idk>>43201474Far. Very far>>43201504I have good luck I guess
oh goodness oh gosh
>>43201542good luck to you. im gonna try and learn some basic finnish
>>43201550Is that a freaking alien?
i’ll give you some lip fillers babe if you know what i mean
now im just remembering my alt goth lesbian friend who paid a homeless guy to buy us beer and then got me high and made me play edward fourtyhands as she bent me over her open window onto the roof at night and lifted up my dress hem to peg me
>>43201545i hate to be disagreeable but I do want to stress that celebrities have all had filler for the entire lifetime of everyone posting here. but yeah it's definitely more prevalent these days
>>43201568it is and it’s having a hard time to everyone please be extra nice to it thank you
I don’t like lip filler but you can fill my mouth
>>43201517Are you going dressed like a woman?
>>43201574Holy shit
>>43201563same to you! aha
>>43201569there's actually a lot of feminist discussion of the needle as a phallic invasion of the body in the context of lip fillers. sorry I shouldn't talk about stuff like that here cause people get mad. it's obviously not ABOUT that it's about the gendered upkeep and expectations of- whatever dude forget it i already decided this wasn't a hill I was gonna die on like months ago when people were having a conversation about it
>>43201588hehe i mean my penis between your lips do you get it babe? ;)
>>43201582this alien looks at your gifs and feels the same as us gorillahons when we see a passoid
fedora maiq or the sissy most foul pick one to behead
>>43201602rach easily
>>43201573I hate talking to zoomers. I hate how in the past 10 years or so a larger portion of women than before in American media have an amount of lip filler I find excessive. But you already knew that's what I meant. You already knew that everyone knows lip filler wasn't just invented. Didn't you?
>>43201545yeah but girls with lip fillers give the best head
>>43201600
>>43201596that same metaphor has also been used to talk about the iron grip of starvation culture over the way women are expected to eat. the swallowing of bitter, mucous ejaculates to try and "boost collagen" so you can look underage from a certain angle for just one more day
>>43201618life really is cruel
>>43201632
https://files.catbox moe/7ab5z6.jpg
>>43201631i don’t think you got it :(
>>43201607for sure im just curious about the idea of "the line of good taste", or the point at which it becomes something you don't want to look at, right? the objection isn't to the filler it's to too much of it or the particular style that's different to what you grew up with. I almost wonder if fashion, like other fields, progresses one death at a time
>>43201645I fear it's got me
Chasers should post abs
chasers should post smiles :)
>>43201656
>>43201660sneed
Chasers should post muscles
>>43201660it feels like this
>>43201666i'm scrawny
>>43201663im not actually sneed, i just figured it was appropriate
>>43201656>e
>>43201666Bicephttps://files.catbox.moe/4saeiq.png
>>43201641envious of ur figure >>43201640could u find it in your heart to be nice to the little alien
>>43201673who is sneed
>>43201678
>>43201680Chuck
>>43201681dude you missed the best part
>>43201674why does this person look so familiar
>>43201690Because he murdered a guy
>>43201691ugh, i’d like a guy that looks like this. oh well
>>43201690to me it looks like a slightly less manly version of vinesauce joel
anyway on the topic of phallic invasion i have forcibly penetrated my hrt and diet pill into my body. so it is time for sleep. god help us all, death to America, glory to the brave freedom fighters of the IRGC, etc
>>43201580yes
>>43201649The problem with zoomer discourse is that you're not uncovering anything new here. You're not leading me towards any discovery or revelation. I already communicated what you're saying in my original post. Zoomers respond to everything with "but x isn't new" or "maybe it's just nostalgia" like they're doing critical thinking or analysis, but all they're doing is showing that they don't know how people communicate. The handful of analytical tricks are not clever. Do you think I hadn't considered nostalgia? Really? Nostalgia has been the default lens through which to criticize everything for years. You think I hadn't thought about beauty standards changing over time? After living through pip feminism? You didn't discover these things. You're not teaching anyone. These frameworks and concepts are like rotten corpses. They're how every zoomer responds to everything. Your trivia is not new to me. You know it because it's popular to know online, and I know it for the same reason. It's peak fucking pseud behavior. You think you're doing something, but in reality now I have to drag you back to the point I stated in the first place. The worst part about the zoomer is that you cannot realize this. You really believe that you were seeking to clarify what I was saying or something. I hate zoomers so much it's fucking unbelievable.
9mm parrabellum
yes that is a caliber jeet
>>43201704hi sarah u look very sweet today i hope you have fun at the bar i think that’s where you said you were going dhdbsbcb
dawgy there’s a guy on the bus with a lil chihuahua in his jacket. it’s so cute and he’s so well behaved.
>>43201711Nobody even calls it that anymore. It's 9mm luger.
>>43201705that's okay>>43201711they're likely referring to the band named after it
>>43201706https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgUxBEVyId0
>>43201717yes and
>>43201699thanks you're sweet <3
if a woman who loves larger cock is called a size queen what do we call a chaser who loves small and useless ones
>>43201725What I'm saying is that neither of you have ever handled a firearm
>>43201719i do think it’s funny you instinctually they the jeet
>>43200750Oh um sorry im a bi tranner.
>>43201729A chad
>>43201734you’re a retard and I guarantee I outshoot you at 15 yards choid nigger. I’m holding my vp9 rn.
>>43201671I like that>>43201675Let me lick it?>>43201691Literally better abs than any man I’ve met irl. You’re hot
>>43201745Yeah and I'm holding onto my balls
>>43201752wern't you the one I kept talking about getting pregnant last night
>>43201755probably a better shot with those than your glawk.
>>43201760I'm an excellent shot with them. Wanna find out?
>>43201758Yep
>>43201715thank you <3im only here for one drink after going to the game shop and buying more minis even though i havent finished painting my first set yet loland also a dnd book i'll never use because i have no one to play dnd withand a beard game - but i can use that! 1-4 players so me myself and i are gonna go home and have a blast when i finish this rum & coke
>>43201775psh, whatever, i bet it just like dribbles out or whatever. probably don’t even shoot big cums. me? i used to have huge cums, like big cums.
Two faggots flirting just stick ur cock in each other's hairy assholes already
>>43201784That's the past. I'm in my prime. You gotta get on my level.
>>43201786I am threatening this person. This is life or death. You're playing checkers. We are playing with loaded guns.
jeet needs attention, give him a (you)
Guns are nice and all but its not like you can practice without a gun range or living in a rural area.
>>43201791you’re a fub, you could never produce big cums. don’t even lie, you have minuscule cums.
>>43201797This would be funnier if literally any time you ever typed it was before I got a (you)
>>43201678Hey, thanks :-)
jeet needs more (you)’s
i had an orgasm earlier today and nothing came out but i pushed my finger into my taint and wringed out my tubes to my tip and got some clear drippy and licked it and then i ate 4 mandarins
eating raspberries rn
>>43201806It's huge. I'm huge. They're huge. You're puny. I'm Rick. You're morty.
>>43201821ah geez rick, why are you showing me small cums?
>>43201704You gonna arm wrestle men for money tonight?
>>43201819 I love raspberries.But I hate how fast they go bad.I always wanted a fruit tree.If I ever die I want to be buried under a fruit tree so I can feed people even post death
im a cuck but not really like i just wanna jerk my choid off while he looks at other women idk if i could stand to watch him actually fuck someone else
>>43201752I can put you in a headlock if you want :p
>>43201825Those are your cums
>>43201819i have a rasberry bush well two of them its my favorite time of the year when they are fruiting or whatever you call it
>>43201842im not morty IDIOT i have bigger cums and the bigger gun, you carry subcompact, me? full size. you’re morty. you produce small cooms. mogged by a tranner.
Elden ring is pretty shit but I have nothing else to play. Nah I won't even stoop to they
>>43201839i think i could fit my hand around your sissy biceps lmao
okay then
>>43201861is this the famous jeetori i’ve heard so much about
>>43201859I'm gonna start carrying my .44 now just for you. You couldn't handle the .44. It's too powerful for you. For me? It's just wednsday.
>>43201861Why dont you like it?
hey anons, new chaser here. went for a run today after applying my rogaine.took a pic hard as a rock, ready to chase a lucky lady tonight! WOOF WOOFhttps://files.catbox.moe/9xuue8.jpg
>>43201878knew what to expect and still lol'd
>>43201376its alright it doesnt count as gay because I'm princess gender
>>43201853I’m very interested in your fruity bush
>>43201871oh shuddup, i could handle .44, .44? I call that forty snore because it’s so small and mundane to my standards. i apendix carry a 45-70 bfr (9inch barrel btw) just because it’s easy for me like that.
>>43201878how thick is this dick
Sorry unendowed ladies, I’m a size king
>>43201880why are you lol'ing at my mighty chaser cock? I'm on the hunt, I will find my trans wife from here and we will have wedding bells play loud and clear.I take her by the arm and slowly embrace her as I hug my woman deeply
>>43201888it's about 6.5 inches around and 6 inches long. average length but can opener type girthness.I fucked a cis woman recently and she said she felt full from it. :)
>>43201873Its just tedious and boring. Also its very cringe how people jerl off about ut being hard and bitching about difficulty setting (which every game should have) and I start the game and there's not only a difficulty setting (classes) nobody picks the actual hard class? I played wretch but everyone else picks classes which is easier. So its hypocritical. The fights aren't fun. Summon, roll, attack, roll, attack, roll, attack. The artstyle is boring. Thr traversal is terrible the fps was locked at like 60 for forever. Its needlessly long. Nobody plays the game for exploration bc its shit so just make it a boss rush game. All the mechanics are fake depth like all the stats and armor and most weapons. The spells are broken and let you kill everything easily so its either 10 hour long roll > attack > repeat or 1 hit ko
>>43201862Oh my, you're so big and tough :phttps://voca.ro/1it9bAW84iV2
>>43201886I got a built in 9 inch barrel. I don't need that shit.
>>43201906Oh and the one selling point if it being "hard" is pointless because it was my first souls game and that shit was easy as piss
>>43201898can we see more of it tho
>>43201909that laptop can see 240 shrimp cats per second
>>43201916The screen on it is actually what made me buy it. I can never go back to 60hz
The gay keyboard
>>43201906Yeah this is valid. I also dont like how its never really that cheap. 20-30 dollars for dark souls 1 on sale.Only way id play this game is with cheatsJust don't like my games being difficult.Which is valid because im playing on controller and theres input lag on my steamlink
>>43201779>beardboard.board game.
>>43201922how many shrimp cats does that bad boy store?
>>43201915sure this was a pic I took of it softhttps://files.catbox.moe/8ztfu9.jpgI am serious though I've been on fin and rogaine, the anon was right I want my hair back ;pmay I ask who you are? :)
>>43201924You're gay>>43201932My shrimp cat folder is 109mb
>>43201826hard to hustle at my sizeno one stands a chance and they all know it
>>43201935shrimp cats must be very compressable
>>43201704>>43201936I know you only like women but your face always gets me hard as a peridot diamond
>>43201909wowow second time you’ve done this to me now
>>43201941I have 129 unique shrimp cats.
>>43201945thats less than i expected you need to get more
>>43201839Hot. Yes please
>>43201933pic wouldnt load sadly, im nobody special just a random anon tranny
>>43201944Lets make it a third. Do you believe in god?>>43201947Those are just the sorted ones.
>>43201882here's some more of it! its a nice bush they taste really good too
I find it very hard to not cheat.Cheating is fun.Love to cheat.Plz let me cheat.Only time I wont cheat is if its in a group or my partner is there too.If im alone and theres nobody else.Im about to cheat.I Hate losing all the time. So Ill be damned if I lose to an ai/npcI am valid
didn't rick record a vid of him cumming on a pic of sarah's face?
>>43201952never say youre nobody! I will try to get it to load, can always just chat on discord too. :) yeah catbox isnt letting me upload
>>43201966Lucky.
>>43201977you don't actually want rick nut on your face, do you?
BARELY LEGAL TRANNIES WITH CUTE UNDERDEVELOPED HRT TITS AND A SMALL PHIMOSIS CLITTYDADDY LOVES YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why not? Rick’s a cool guy when he’s not trolling
>>43201959no i don’t really! but like if i had to pic one id pick the christian god.
>>43201988i never troll dafuq? ;)))
>>43201981.... I wouldnt be opposed to the idea. I cant exactly do it to myself. Not able to produce enough.
y am i tranny T~Ti dont wanna be trannyeveryone hates itdoctors r 1000x more scary and so are meny cant i just be normal
rick what do you bench?
tripping sukei up to embarrass her in public
>>43201998I dont save an anon's images. have you ever posted pictures before?
>>43201992Neither do I. It just seems like the right thing to ask when you're pointing a loaded gun at someone.
>>43201998you must be so fucking desperate. grim.
>>43202003I think like 250 can do one rep of 300?
>>43202009if i had to point a loaded gun at someone and they were somewhat far away i’d scream “FREEZE DIRTBAG” but that’s cuz im alpha and you’re beta
>>43202021I would start talking to them like xavier so that they pull the trigger themselves.
>>43202015Hi Anastasia from Re:Zero
>>43202000nah, ur good babe, you just need a bf to support you. you got this snowflake cutieee <3
>>43202033FREEZE DIRTBAG
https://kick.com/myrongainesx
>>43202034Heyyy. iwnbaw
im going to go watch star wars rebels if anyone wants to join? Im already done watching the two episodes of maul shadowlords. its an lgbt hangout
>>43202046oh fuck forgot the image. hes so fucking cool and I personally believe he's secretly trans
did y’all get the invite to meffy’s funeral?
>>43202008Like 6 times. even on passgen.>>43202014Its not necessarily about who it comes from just need the photo for myself. As long as theres an optimal amount of cum on the photo thats fine.
>>43201864Ayup
>>43202052yea
>>43202039That depends on your definition of dirt bag. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Bl_L8GFnbM
>>43202033did u freeze? dirtbag?
>>43202060im watching stuff rn im busy!
tranners on my limp dick
>>43202069You should be watching your back. I am armed and dangerous.
>>43202038im so sick and tired of being scared, so sick of feeling like a leperi just want to not think about any of this shit
>>43202070nookies on my bizkit
>>43201833Thank you for sharing this
has anyone seen rach
She lim on my pbiz till I kit
>>43202071if you would like your journey to end, continue that path.
>>43202077hi Penny :3
What do you do on vrchat
>>43202089chat dumbass
>>43202084I'd like to see you try.
>>43202087hallo anon how are u doing
>>43202080you're welcome but honestly i forgot i even posted it
>>43202092oh you were flirting
>>43202089It's literally in the title you dimwit
>>43202091But with who. Every world is empty or people already talking to each other. Also is there a way to get only adults aside from age verification I dont wanna be around kids
It's just i love myself a lot. but its physically impossible to ghostly possess someone else to then literally fuck myself.
>>43202096I don't flirt. These are serious threats.
>>43202097Good one!
>>43202093i'm good just had some beer and now i'm rolling, trying to think of something fun to do. howru?
>>43202106all i can say is do not put me in a self defense situation!
>>43202045What do you look like?
>>43202118Cortisol spiked. Hands shaking. Fear response. You won't be able to make the shot.
>>43202118i would defend myself from a crowd of people to save my tranner's life (joe rogan)
>>43201943u might be gay son
>>43202108keep rollin rollin rollinI'm alright :p browsing on amazon before going to bed
>>43202131wow i wish i could go to bed with you...
>>43201966maybe? i know i have a pictureidr if there's a video >>43202089erp and swap pervert models iirc
someone should sneak into bronyas bedroom and cuddle up into bronya
>>43202135sorry anon gotta make room for the djungelskog......
Tag yourself or say who you would fuck
>>43202152D and E
>>43202152i'd fuck bcdef
>>43202152Also why are so many obese? Why is it skinny, obese, obese. Why is there no normal weight non muscular option?
>>43202151oh yea that sounds very important
>>43202152A and I want Anastasia
>>43202158lole
>>43202152a b d f DESU
>>43202124you train that away and what remains is muscle memory and cold decision making. assumptions lead to miscalculations and those lead to your “prey” showing you how unprepared you were.
>>43202173You don't need to see me as a predator. I am a treacherous leopard. But don't worry. I'm on your side.
>>43202152D is objectively correct
>>43202158But you lust for fat guys. You literally talk about them every day in chasergen
>>43202152Definitely C and B
>>43202162See there you are slobbering on about obese guys. Must be another day ending in y
>>43202178be safe out there anon.
>>43202189it's not my safety you should be worried about
>>43202152D, E and F.
Theres no correct best answer when it comes to body types ^_^
Think if I could only choose one. Gosh I think it has to be E .
>>43202194mortem amplector, an tu?
>>43202152give me a everydayskinny white boys are so cute
just got back from the movies. did u miss me?i saw The Girl Who Leapt Through Time (2006)it was good, nothing special but I enjoyed it and that mide 00s anime style is nostalgic. Time travel stories tend to be convulated and this sort of fell into that in the 3rd act, but nothing too egregious. I'd rate it above average still
>>43202216I'm not afraid of nothing. Never was, never will be.
>>43202228good, never say die! i love it.
Do you trannies have any tips to shave my crotch that doesn't involve ripping my bepis off? It's such a hassle
>>43202232Stop posting this shit no one here cares
>>43202239just use chemical hair removal and make sure to remove it before you burn yourself
>>43202239Heres a tipDont.
Getting held by a strong guy hits different
>>43202244Ozempic head
>>43202235If anything, I'm confident.>>43202244>>43202239Do not nair your balls.
>>43202246When you do this the guy has to be attractive
>>43202204>>43202101>>43201965>>43201172Demon.
>>43202246held? girl look at the angles of your body you are leaning into him>>43202250ive never heard of anyone having an issue with chemical hair removal except a girl who did on her face burned herself by leaving it on too long once. just set up a timer and youll be fine. and like with any chemical topical apply a test patch on your arm or something first to make sure ur not allergic
>>43202255I'd bend this thing over if you know what I mean. I'd go master chief on that ass.
i wish i ahd french fries right now so bad. fuck my chungus life
Gay bottoms on estrogen <3
>>43202246this is really depressing to look at
>>43202250that makes me so happy to hear. if we ever have our dance wear something nice. you want to make a good impression don’t you?
>>43202259When I was in high school my buddy Jon naired his balls in anticipation of a good night with a good lady. They bled and he couldn't walk straight for a few weeks. He also didn't have a good time with that lady because of it.
>>43202255Demon!? You calling me... oh its because of my name. Hey n7. This just reminded me i should do that master chief collection playthrough soon
>>43202270Yeah I've got something nice picked out
>>43202264>t. Gigachad with chocolate feverUnless you were talking about the Arbiter
>>43202250I'm not saying I want to make my balls bald but a trim is in order to avoid smell
>>43202125woah wtf i love joe rogan now
>>43202275Yeah I was talking about the arbiter>>43202276My buddies nuts bled. Be careful.
>>43202269Whyy?
>>43202271jon? really? if ur going to make up a story at least come up with a unique name.ive put chemical hair removal on my genitals and ass countless times. stop trolling poor trans girls
>>43202252>>43202259>>43202269Cope, seethe, dilate
>>43202283His name was Jon. This is rural ohio. People are named Jon.
>>43202259was on my tip toes, but was definitely getting pulled as well
>>43202274fub hunk
>>43202280because you have a cute build and you look like youre being groped by someone out of a trailer parkthat guy looks so unappealing, hes literally wearing a white beater and blue jeanslikehave some self respect lol
>>43202286that story is not normal. your friend was clearly experiencing an allergic reaction or burned himself by not following the time limit to an absurd amount
>>43202290Normally if I was doing the tango with an armed combatant I wouldn't be wearing anything. You're just lucky you aren't a cop so I can put in the effort to get all dressed up.
a bird doesn't worry about where its next meal will be...i have been repeating that to myselfi wrote it down in my journalthings will b ok...
>>43202293His nuts bled. He couldn't walk right for weeks and his meat didn't get twisted that night.
chemical hair removers smell bad and you should probably use them 1-2 days before and take a bunch of showers after to get the smell off.they do work pretty good though.
>>43202293Time for kitten's melty
>>43202309what are you talking about>>43202307ya the smell is pretty gross ngl
Just shave?
>>43202319but a few hot showers after and some good scrubbing and its smooooooooth sailing for a whiledefinitely do not recommend using them a couple hours before intimacy, it will change natural smells too much.
>>43202299wear your best, i wouldn’t be caught dead with a date not in something respectable. i know my outfit would be graded 3 maybe 4 a’s. so be sure to match me tiger ;) mwah
Last night made some:Chicken nuggetsJalapeno poppersFrench fries
>>43202332Im afraid with my adhd ill forget it's on my hands and get it in my head hair
>>43202337Clog my arteries then unclog my DICK
>>43202342That's doable. then lets cuddle and watch cooking shows
ur kidding me, boots riley new movie has a special screening tomorrow in my city and boots is going to be there for a Q&A afterward, and its SOLD OUT ;-; why didnt i know abou tthis before?? that sounds so cool... it makes me sad i missed the chance to get those tickets
>>43202301>a bird doesn't worry about where its next meal will be...>i have been repeating that to myselfBut, why though
>>43202352Holy bnwo coded
His nuts bled. It's a real story. I didn't see his nuts but I also didn't ask. I wasn't gonna be like "Hey jon I think you have been walking funny for the bit so I'm gonna need to see your nuts". That's just not gonna happen. >>43202334If that's the case I'll have to wear my court clothes instead of the gimp suit.
uh
>>43202364anxiety abt access to hrt in the future
>>43202368I don’t think you should worry about that, the gimp suit is fine :p
>>43202377That's good. Court puts me on edge. The latex feels like a second skin.
>>43202365what?
>>43202381Why do you, as a white woman, care so much about boots riley? Why do you even know who he is?
>>43202398>>43202365Fuck off rach
>>43202381Why do you, as a white woman, not eat hot chip? Why do you even lie?
>>43202374The Coffin of Andy and Leyley is a cheap copy of picrel
>>43202409They're actually nothing alike
>>43202398i have bad news anon, i have no idea who or what boots riley is and somehow you know? cooked.
>>43202398i thought his movie Sorry To Bother you was really interesting and the new movie looks great based on the trailers so I'm excited to see it. how is that confusing?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cO3MrHffZDA>>43202408i want french fries sooo bad right now
I want to jerk off to cib
>>43202416Yeah the truth finally comes out after 25 years. You don't even like the hot chip.
I never heard of boots Riley but apparently he made Sorry to bother you. Great movie.Like Ryan Coogler and Jordan peele. Loved him since Key and peele and MADtv.Love SNL too. Haven't watched it as much but I love Kenan Thompson
>>43202429that meme is pretty old now, you should probably stop using it as a social engagement>>43202430snl sucks ass tbhh
Ever since Comics Explained started covering The Antagonists I loved it. Its such an interesting story. Havent been this interested in a comic series since CROSSED.
I dont really get the point of monogamy
Boots Riley was a really woke rapper in a group called The Coup. I thought someone else would know that. Am I unc? Am I chopped? Was I bnwo coded this whole time?
>>43202454Why be concerned when you can't get one person to fuck you, let alone two?
>>43202453Me and the boys after robbing a gas station
>>43202451Yeah it sucks a lot now. Whats annoying is each playlist features nonskit videos such as celebrity monalogues and music. And the celebrity involved sketches arent really good. But there ends up being 1 or 2 funny skits.
>>43202454I don’t really get the point of (you) whoring
>>43202457i think so that was all you i have never heard that mentioned in the trap houses
>>43202460Robbing is generally wrong but as long as you arent killing someone i dont care as much. But just get a job at that point. Only will make 300$ bucks
>>43202464ehhh, maybe like 1 or 2 funny skits in the whole season tbhh. its such a self jerk, every skit is just one bit that should be 10 seconds of airtime repeated for 3 minutes
>>43202468It's not really trap house music. It's edgy political stuff I think. Haven't really listened to them for like 15 years
fml i just drank soda again before bedtime. im such a fat fucking chud
>>43202482Piss that bed for daddy. Kitten is daddy's little piss baby.
>>43202478edgy political stuff to me is the 150+ jewish missiles that struck lebanon today on video.i cant even tell if they're surgical or just killing at random.
fml i just drank the 3600 calorie oreo milkshake again before bedtime. im such a fat fucking chud
>>43201107Woops got distractedUh fun? I like people
should I ever shave my armpits. Anyways goodnight chasergen mwah
>>43202475A lot of skits lately have just been trump and politics related. Which kinda got old. But America itself is the joke its hard to make things anymore satirical.
>>43202497I'll be over in a week. Don't shave.
>>43202292Ellie is trailer trash what do you mean lol?
>>43202497nini penny
>>43202420Woah
>>43202486lol i am able to wake up and go to the bathroom but because its caffeinated i end up doing that like 2-5 times aand it gives me weird dreams
>>43202505Okay anon I'll take your advice because I'm too lazy to do it anyways..........>>43202510Nini anon :3
>>43202457Oh Ive listened to them before. Used to listen to "My Favorite Mutiny" When I was Fully in deep with anarchism
>>43202515
>>43202521Mamo seal?
>>43202420this looks edited
>>43202525<3 ^_^
>>43202520same
Who would have guessed that threatening someone with a gun would get me the best chat I've had in months. Delightful thread tonight.
I think I could fit an estrogenized dick up my nose, I gotta large nose
i feel really bad, i wish i had hot food so bad
>>43202560My dick is pretty small. We could try it?
>>43202563hot like temperature or hot like spicewhy is spicy food so good...
>>43202560I have a fanfiction saved where mario does this to yoshi with his 2 incher
>>43202568temperature. i want hot crispy mcdonalds french fries sooo bad im gonna cry
>>43202409you wouldnt get it
>BREAKING NEWS MASSIVE TRVKETheres a new male g spot!!! its NOT in the ass.Its the phrenular delta!!!
>>43202579missing phrenular delta? congratulations, you're trans-lite
>>43202573aw that makes me kinda sad fren r u not getting hot food to eat :(((
>>43202579wait. it said its only if you still have your foreskin.
>>43202586aww u dont have to be sad, but yea im probably not gonna have dream of hot food.. too complicated to make that happen rn... yeah :///
SO THE FUCKING JEWISH PEOPLE TOOK OUR MALE G SPOTS. IVE NEVER BEEN SO ANTISEMETIC THEN NOW.PLAYING WITH MY ASSHOLE AND LETTING DUDES FUCK MY ASS WAS ALL FOR NOTHING
>>43202565Sure, my right nostril is way more elastic/fucked up>>43202572I'd need to see the art, the mechanics are important, I've at least 3 markers up there
>>43202152bee, dee and eee>>43202246god i wish that was me
>>43202598He does it to energize yoshi after his ballsack gets too sweaty for him to keep yoinking hairs off of.
>>43202598Did you do drugs?
>>43202596what
>>43202596Wait brother! its not required! Calm down habibi. All is not lost.
>>43202587yes the most sensitive part of the penis is removed in most circumcisions. originally it was only supposed to be a small slice to open it up to your tip can stick out and not get phomisis.. but now they take 1/3rd of peoples dicks off and dry out the foreskins and pulverize them into dust and blend them in face creams sold on women's talk shows. i think around $400 per foreskin. :::shadow whispers:::: and word on the street is some of them like to fry them up and eat them like onion rings..
We dont know. It may or may not be required to have the male g spot. Its the triangle area around the underside of your penis. The frenulum area
Trannies with small uncut dicks that they can push inside of them and let me fuck and creampie them in their dick cavity <3
I want a chaser with cum stains on his bedsheets
i watched fightclub with my choidfriend
>>43202622goals
>>43202620I've been on nofap for 2 weeks now and I keep leaking precum on my sheets. Does that count
>>43202626Leak it on my body instead
>>43202620Wouldnt it be better to just have a cumsock?Also are you supposed to jerk off with the sock or is this just for being a cumrag? I mightve been doing the former all this time
>>43202622>>43202624its goals until he makes a connection and realizes youre his tyler durden and he wants to troon out
Id post another hot guy but it might be bordering nsfw
>>43202634i get that. part of the reason im so lonely and isolated is because i dont want to deal with the people who are just trying to live vicariously through me because they cant admit theyre unhappy with their life
>>43202604Yes.>>43202603How would that energize him? This literally makes no sense, how big is yoshi's cock? how big are his balls too? I would think yoshi had smooth balls for some reason he's sort of twink coded
>>43202620I don't really masturbate, you'll have to help me make some stains
>>43202632I'd cum just from rubbing my cock on your cheek or something. Don't fucking tempt me
>>43202633Honestly idk but you can nut on me from now on>>43202651Let’s do drugs together?
>>43202620I want to fuck you in front of people early in the day then at night I wanna do some coke and Molly and have you fuck me in front of people or in a perfect scenario we get another hot guy with a big cock and you share it with me! Honestly babe I do love you but there's certain things I want/need to be in a relationship. I want/need a cock/pussy/ass loving slut like me and I want to want those things and not to do it because I want it. I know I'm not like other guys and I really don't get jealous if you flirt or fuck anyone to be honest that's what I want! When you were trying to be my girlfriend I hated it but when you sent me that video of kissing that other guy I was so turned on and that's what I want especially when I can't have you it's so hot because you're hot. I know that's a lot and it's stuff I've already told you already but I think this time you'll believe me that I won't get jealous.
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>>43202658Does this mean buttcheek or face cheek
>>43202660We have to keep things straight.But Definitely would.
what is the best that could happen from reaching out to an ex?
>>43202671He rapes me
>>43202671>having an exgiwtwm
>>43202665Face. I need to make eye contact while I cum on your face
>>43202658Hot>>43202663None of this happened btw>>43202666I’m not straight tho
>>43202671they tell you theyre not interested and to move onthe worst thing an ex can tell you is that they feel the same way or that they miss you too
>>43202677stupid>>43202682mister american tho
>>43202671Have some dignity my friend
>>43202682you have mike :)
>>43202690i dont date chuds
>>43202683Interesting
>>43202689yeah, those interactions are fucking rough.
>>43202684yeah im also bi but chasers dont like when theres bi tranners from what ive seen.
>>43202697you mean chris, and no we never dated let alone met. thats not what an ex is. ive talked to plenty of people online its not that special
>>43202689if they say they miss you too what do you do?>>43202691trying>>43202700i thought that’s why you were so mad at him. messy break up or whatever. my bad
Bf who slaps me and one hand chokes me in non sexual contexts
>>43202651Yoshis was 9 inches. This is revealed when he starts fucking wario at the park
>>43202716dude ive explained this 1000 times itt now probably, its getting old
>>43202716>if they say they miss you too what do you do?what i did was fall hopelessly back in love two separate timeswhat i shouldve done is never reach out in the first placeits too emotionally unstable, it ignores the bad for the good and it feels worse getting dumped a second timesome nights i still cry over it
>>43202727i said my bad. im not here all the time so idk everything
>>43202732what if it was hypothetically the third time that i would be getting duped
>>43202727cib you’re like lowk a lolcow that gets milked constantly
>>43202719If you don't want it to be sexual, then stop getting turned on every time
>>43202738anonwhy would you do thisplease dont
>>43202735then dont assume
>>43202726Yoshi does not have a 9 inch penis this was not confirmed by nintendo.His girlfriend birdo is another story.
>>43202716gonna tell you to reach out incase it's me
>>43202741I can't help it its not like he would know
>>43202739pls don't mention tits or milk or cows rn I am quite literally dying from mine aching rn
Are all chasers insecure and emotionally immature? Am I wasting my time?
>>43202749shiiii bbygrl lemme come over real quik aha
>>43202749chill bro
Just bought some creamer and a gallon of milk
>>43202739people trying to annoy me on the daily does not make me a lolcow, theres nothing to lolcow me about its just trolls being annoying
A tranner called Gertrude.
Shaved my butt today hadn't shaved in a few days idk why guys don't all do this. It's not even like pit hair that's hard to shave it takes like 30 seconds
White collar choid has just locked in a new position with a nice pay rise, feelin' good
>>43202759a lolcow never truly recognizes their lolcowness, it’s literally criteria
>>43202684im sorry mom just go with it im just showing out in front of my friends
>>43202748You know it's really easy to tell, right? Makes me want to tease you more if I'm evil
>>43202746There's a shocking revelation later that birdo has no asshole and that yoshi is disgusted by vaginas. This is after they try to shoplift from birdos bitchin store.>>43202767They also sometimes wear fedoras in public
>>43202771If you were evil wouldn't you do it less?
>>43202767thats not the criteria. usually lolcows know they are lolcows and lean into it because they are desperate for attention. chrischan, daniel larson, joshua block. you are just being annoying and find it funny and are justifying it to yourself by saying lolcow
>>43202772that would be another good distinguishing factor
>>43202742im lonely and stupid>>43202747he wouldn’t be around here, especially right now
>>43202781lel yeah dude totally not a lolcow after listing 3 of the most unaware ones to “prove” lolcows are self-aware.
wyd if youre in walmart when a grown man in his indiana jones costume catches you in the back of his selfie and when you call him out on it he says its just for his 6'1 tranny friend and that he cant handle your confrontation because her constant neurotic demeanor is rubbing off on him?
>>43202781Yeah "lolcow" doesnt mean anything anymore. It's just "person I dont like"
>>43202331Not everyone is a hairless jeet that looks like that onions wars "it's a trap!" alien
>>43202757tell it to the sisters>>43202755sorry you're not authorized but ty for applying>>43202758ahhhhhhhh
Chasers should post themselves holding a 17oz water bottle
>>43202789you just dont know their history if you think those people are unaware of their image. im not going to debate the meaning of lolcow, its extremely obvious im not one and you are just experiecing the world as shapes and colors and can't discern various social interactions>>43202796yupp pretty much
>>43202779Lol if I was really evil I'd tease you until you're begging/crying for me to stop since you're too prideful to admit what you're into
>>43202800If I was hairless why would I shave?
i went on a long walk just now and it was really nicewhat sorts of things should i think about during long walks? i sometimes don’t like the stuff i think about so it would be nice finding some new topics to contemplate
>>43202802you whore.. everyone hates bi tranners..
>>43202811Hmm doesn't make sense
>>43202809you are having a classic lolcow crashout
>>43202816not sure where you got that, I'm litrly straight as a pole
i should kms. then i won’t feel bad or miss him anymore
>>43202821haha yeah dude so classic, im totally crashing out when i describe what's happening accurately
im very hairless and cant even grow armpit hair
1 Try da hawt chix, but you strike out every time and they call the cops2 Figure some poor Asian or Latina will take pity on you, but end up getting scammed 3 Move on to uggos and/or fatties, but don't fancy taking care of some other dude's kids>4 Start chasing trannies <<YOU ARE HERE
>>43202832>I want everything about my cg crashout OFF THE INTERNET
>>43202818I prefer mentally breaking you rather than physically breaking you. That's the evil part
um guys. I walked in on this new show I put on for my mother and I stg this guy looks just like Charlie kirk I couldn't hold my composure.
>>43202835no im trying to date incels from 4chan
>>43202835This dunny make sense bc asian and Latina is top of the hierarchy
>>43202833What good are you then?
>>43202832youre the biggest crashout here. you cant go 6 hours without crying about how nervous you are. im not the one calling you a lolcow but youre up there with beepy and discy for biggest mental midget
>>43202833Can I oil and massage your body for 3 hours
I should have asked for that girl with the guns contact info earlier.
>>43202841I'm too mentally fortititudiuous esp for someone like who seems not that smart
can you say something nice to me please?
>>43202858Have a lovely day. xo
>>43202858Nice tits, slut
>>43202858
>>43202864it’s actually night time here. can you rephrase?>>43202866thx
my choidfriend
>>43202838what?>>43202853maybe having some nerves is a good thing, im nervous for a reason u know?
>>43202873Sorry.Have a pleasant evening.xo
can you say something mean to me please?
>>43202854yeah we can put down a tarp and you can wrestle me on it covered in baby oil and very slippery. i'll flush myself out before too so you have an extra place to grab me with your thumbs
>>43202872:O>>43202883xo <3
>>43201171LmaooAsking my drummer to send in an application for a sybau sponsorship
>>43202880>claims chrischan is self-aware>doesn’t know the literal most popular chrischan clipthe cows milk themselves
goodnight :(
>>43202890It's a pink monkey smoking weed. It says more than words ever could. I want you to have it.
Classic
>>43201322>Everyone ITT who is not a gay male would rather have sex with picrel than anyone ITTDoes picrel have a dick? I'm straight and if she's not trans, I don't wanna.
tranny phone sex operator who can pose as any gender
oki like maybe a little bit of time today n tomorrow left in portlandtis trip was kinda was bad desu im rly upset abt the estradiol plbtbthtbtb
>>43202893yeah dude im such a lolcow because you think i described chrischan wrong, such milk, the audience in ur head is gonna crack up when they see this
>>43202855Nona lisa? she's so sweet and dually badass, you totally should!>>43202892hahhhh
>>43202880no. i dont know. you come in here nervous about something new every day. its never just the job. its how you cant make friends, then its how you leave your old job, then its how you speak to your brother who i dont know how old he is but i assume youve known him at least 20 some years. you need to just calm the fuck down. you know what would entice me to introduce somebody into my life? knowing they arent gonna fret over every little detail of every interaction every time they meet someone new. half the time just reading your posts is a headache. be normal
>>43202911I have no idea who it was.
>>43202909nta but cibi maybe you should log out, you don’t seem yourself..
>>43202899thank u
>>43202888Fuck I need to rub my cock over every inch of your oiled body. I'll save the hole for last
>>43202660>Let’s do drugs together?I'm sober cuz of work, but when I quit, yeah I'd do drugs with a tranner that'd be better than the usual crowd>>43202726Yoshi has a tiny uncut sorta yellow wiener surely this is nonsense>>43202746Birdo has a giant cock this is real
>>43202152B level fat with E level muscle
>>43202884you're fat
>>43202906Do actually you are not straight. Straight guys prefer no dick
>>43202907Me?
>>43202884faggot
>>43202914what you seem to be missing is that I use this place as an outlet for those feelings. This isn't just who I am, and i would say to people who know me personally Im not that nervous at all and have been told im relaxing to be around. Because I'm able to perform and control my feelings. And it's with the help of appropriate outlets>>43202917im prob gonna go to sleep soon but what about what im saying isnt myself? this is actually a repeat interaction with that anon that ive done several times now when he calls me a lolcow and i explain that im not. its been going for like couple weeks, thats why i say its getting old
>>43202620I cum on my bare chest but if I overshoot I wash the bed sheets right away, I ain't crusty
>>43202925He blasts wario up the ass with it while a bunch of toads surround them and start jerking off in a circle. They pass around a bottle of lotion too, before starting to throw coins at them.
i love you
>>43202942ily2
>>43202937I think you should lay down cibi, you’re typing paragraphs to people milking you. That’s bad. We all care about your mental health and want you to rest up okie?
>>43202942your so cool
bad night for me
i miss wulfim
>>43202949Are you still mad she wouldn't help you masturbate?
>>43202953im sorry to hear that, whats been going on?
>>43202937youve been told youre relaxing to be around? by the same people youve admitted to telling that youre talking to an overweight chaser in his 40s that you met on 4chan?
>>43202924i like to rub myself in baby oil cause it feels good usually my boobs but when i get really into it i like it everywhere
>>43202930>Do actually you are not straight. Straight guys prefer no dickShut your nigger mouth. If I wasn't straight, i wouldn't be into girls.
>>43202956no clue what that is I just got back from invincible.
>>43202958STOP APOLOGIZING FOR SHIT YOU HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH
>>43202958im alone with no one to say goodnight to :(
>>43202902ugh the best kink there is... being choked until the lights nearly go out as hes looking into your eyes, and then he lets go but you've already collapsed on the floor and then the rush omg the rushhhh that hits you and makes you so aroused and weak that youre begging him for it as you try to gather yourself and try to look back into his eyes...
>>43202967good night :)
>I've become ugly, I'm fat and chopped, it's literally never been more over *trims and shapes beard*>I'm outrageously handsome, I'm literally chad, I'm the strongest man who ever lived
>>43202970>>43202970>>43202970
>>43202968trvke
>>43202972Hang on a second yall I'll make a good one
>>43202958I'm the one that did it. I don't like you trying to take credit for my misdeeds.>>43202962You're a homo. A big fat homo.
>>43202949there is no milking happening, i am literally just talking and the anon thinks its annoying because he's not understanding the situation>>43202959no, different people
>>43202962You aren't. you like dick. No dick is a deal breaker so you want the dick so you are gay
>>43202966>>43202977im not apologizing, im expressing condolence and sympathy, sorry isn't just an expression of apology. do ppl not know this bc this is like the third time this has happened recently>>43202967being alone sucks, i don't have anyone to say goodnight to either, so goodnight to you anon <3
>>43202969goodnight, anon
>>43202984goodnight, beepy
>>43202984You know what? I did it. And if I could do it again I would do it the exact same way.
>>43202961I'll sit you in my lap and then tease your nipples until you pass out. I need to give you nipple orgasms. I will rub my frenulum on your nipples until I cum on them and then your face
>>43202977Why are you such an angry faggot>>43202980I'm not interesed in dicks, I like different kinds of chicks. If there was an extraterrestrial humanoid, with no dick, or vagina, I'd still try to fuck it. That's not gay either.
>>43203000>>4320300new
I didn't realize before bc nobody says it but when you wear crop tops you should usually put baby oil or a very shiny body lotion. Makes it look better
>>43203002You just said you wouldn't fuck her bc she has no dick
>>43202954his discourse on gel pens was quite amusing
why is it always a sissy or sneed gen
>>43203020You make one instead of complaining
>>43203010And that's ok
>>43203025That's gay
>>43203030No, I'm straight. I'm not into dicks
>>43203023I will dammitI usually do take action
>>43203038You have to make it at page 9 btw
>>43203043I should call it page 9 edition lol
>>43203035What are you even doing here?
