>you're working at mcdonalds>it's closing time, you're getting ready to leave>a boymoder pulls up to the drive through>you tell her that you're closed>she asks for a double cheeseburger, 6 piece nuggets, and a medium fry>you tell her you're closed again>she's either ignoring you, or can't comprehend the idea of you being closedwhat do you do?
>>43202615leave
>>43202615rape her
>>43202615I shoot her with my girl gun.
>>43202615is this always how these threads turn out
>>43202615Ask her "Shouldn't you be at Taco Bell?"
>>43202615turn off the lights and ignore him
take her money and give her a bag full of napkins and ketchup packets
>>43202627boo, unoriginal
>>43202615Tell her if she doesn't move her car we'll get the police to remove her (a normal removal not a boyremoval) from the premises, while supressing the urge to say I wish I was you (it undermines the threat if i say that). But really, traffic cones should have been placed to block the drive thru a few minutes before closing to stop boymoders doing this. (anyone notice that boymoders are fat bastards? I saw one come into my work a month ago and order a caramel frappe a milkshake both large the fat fuck, SEVEN apple pies)t. McRepper
>>43202615boymoders deserve what they want. i make them burger unless the grill is off and the fryer is cold then tell them to 'stay cute' w a wink and then think about how flustered it made them for a week or two while smiling to myself
>>43203276a milkshake and apples is healthy desu. the frappe is tasty too so its okay to drink it like once a day but not more. I dont see a problem
>>43202615>be me, mccuck wageslave>it's past close but still busy cleaning because chadanger locked himself in the office all night and left me to do all the work.>I hear a voice over the headset, it's making an order. I take off my headset and try to finish my fucking job so I can just go home and escape this hell.>I look out the window, there's somebody there. I legitimately can't tell if they are a man or a woman, it's like a perfect 50/50 split. The longer I stare the more my head and eyes begin to ache.>it speaks>"can I have a uhhhhhhhh...">to tired to be angry, or to even say anything I just let it keep going.>"uuuuhhh can I get a cheese buhger, 6 chicky nuggies-">I'm seriously begining to wonder if what I'm speaking too is even a human, that perhaps it's just an amalgamation of every stereotype I've ever heard of about trans woman incarnated into a human form.>"and a medium fwy pwease?" it then blinks multiple times, followed by an awkward pause.> I muster what little sapience I have left after my grueling shift to mutter back to it "I'm sorry... mam? but we are already closed.">it's eyes begin to water, as if they were 2 great hover sized dams holding back Pacific ocean.>oh shit->it begins to scream and sob hysterically.>'"IM SORRY!" I shout. But the wailing is unceaseless.>In a effort to make it end I throw whatever I hadn't already thrown into the garbage in a bag and hold it out the window. "Here, I'm sorry take th-">before I could even finish the bag is ripped from my hands, it retreated back into the darkness faster than I could comprehend.
>>43203329but she's still HONGRY, she wants FOOD ;~;>>43203397This is acceptable... but be more nice next time ;~;
>>43202615If i can tell she is a boymoder even in boymode that means she is cute and mentally ill, so raping her is the best choice
>>43202615americans moderposting be like ok imagine a McDonald's
>>43202615up the blick and send her straight to hell
>>43202615aren't those poor mcfuckers open 24hrs anyway?
>>43202615"im wendys, and your a ma'am"flip kick, explosion on the bg, that sorta thang
>>43204460i used to think this then i found out it was just the one in my townand after covid they stopped even that
>>43203276I love working at McDonald's
>>43202615>tell her to come in and make it herself>teach her all the stuff>free new workerya i own this place
>>43203397To add SFX to the crying troon (quite masculinely but also like a fag pussy):"EUEGGGOOOOOOOUGHEEHIHGHHGEGHHHHHH"
