>>43207659
I like this one more. Has anal in the title
How do i get a straight husband to take my gay virginity?
>>43210115Lil bit of peanut butter on your hole so the seed will stick. Then just kinda fold forward and wait ig.
>>43210107yeah it's classy
>>43210124Does this ritual count as the marriage ceremony too?
>>43210146No, fags are disposable
Guess we're going with the boomer edish. Ah well. Not the first thing they've ruined.
My brother keeps making aids jokes, since I came out as a gay, even though I dont have aids. Like recently when i was cutting bread, I accidentally cut my finger, and he said "make sure you clean that up, I dont want your aids". How should I best respond to this, friends?
>>43210428Step 1) Spike his drink with Viagra and sleeping pillsStep 2) Enjoy
back n anal
>>43210428chuck a can of soup at the back of his head
>>43210099I WANT WATCH OPERA ABOUT APOLLO SLAYING TEH PYTHON
Accidentally bought pinot grigio not pinot noir at the store. Going to kill myself.
>>43210428Kill him
>>43210428actually get aids and pozz him
>>43210460>>43210473>>43212151>>43212187Wtf Is wrong with you guys? This is all horrible advice.
>>43212246K i l l H i m
>>43212246Bold to critique but not offer anything yourself. Drugging and raping his brother is a perfectly acceptable solution if he wanted to drug and rape his brother.
>>43212246piss on him when he's sleeping
>>43212246piss in him while he's sleeping
>>43212246tell your brother you know he's gay too and wait for his reaction
My boyfriend actually has HIV. Confirmed this morning.
>>43212311>ex-boyfriend
>>43212376Not unless he becomes an asshole
>>43212395do you want to get HIV or something wtf
This is the part of the thread where we
>>43212534are disgusted by asians
>>43212534are aroused by asians
>>43212534post asian boy titty
>>43212757pedo baitalso doubles as shizatroon bait
Elf Tops vs ORc Bottoms... Ohoohoo... Who'd would win?
>>43212775tranny bitch ill choke the life out of you with my huge butt cheeks
>>43212534post asian man breast
would you snuggle with your bf in public huh, well, would ya..? heyy, answer me goddamnit
If he scores higher than a 9 on the Vyvanse-Tyr Gluteinmous rankings he can no longer properly wipe and has to have an omega cuck slave manually clear his Alpha Anal Glands using only their tongue and if any gets into their eyes or down their throat they die instantly.
grrr
>>43212824absolutely
>>43212848what are you, a homosexual
is love real
>>43212855Yes!
>>43212855why dont we find out..
>>43212824i'd rest my head on his lap on a park bench. snuggling is probably too much for a guy like me
>>43212853deeply>>43212855sadly
fem daddy bf
post thighs anon
about to get my daddy fix
>>43212981no, I'll get bullied for my scars
>>43213001were you the one that posted the reflection pic?
Dan woke upAnd looked at the thread beforeHe knew what he had to doHe was responsibleIn the reply fieldHe posted his nudes
surreptitious squeak of divine pleasure >.<'
Got a motorcycleHow is /gg/?
>>43213079No can do about to let this handsome older man put his hands on my body
>>43213107Hi gt wew youre a throwback post updated pics of u
>>43213006don't think so>>43213116visiting your dad?
>>43213138Yeah. memory lane is fun to go down occasionally. >post updated pics of uI'm old and twink dead now ;). And a bit older and wiser.
my bussy is in heat!!
>>43212514If an HIV+ person takes treatment for like a month they'll be undetectable and untransmittable
>>43213150its worse than ever here lol How gray are you now?
>>43213162I wouldn't trust ithow did he even get it in the first place, of you're negative? was he cheating?
>>43213202Gayops among other things I assume?And, not much more gray really. Its just a namesake if anything.
do you guys like taking back sunday?https://youtu.be/Ohp_c3K9DKM
>>43213223No. I wasn't the first person he slept with. If he's undetectable and I'm on prep and we're not doing anything high risk in the first place we're safe
>>43213263my bf when i tell him im on my way to give him a smooch
>>43213262No and I'm thinking about taking it back from them.
>>43213369real cut(e)
What's the point of ai if we still have to work
Just another manic Monday Tuesday's gone with the wind Wednesday Morning 3 a.m.Thursday's Child It's Friday, im in love
>>43213394So that you have a bf to come home to.
>>43213394there's no point. not to anything. the pursuit of a point is the reality of existential dread. at first when a man comes to this realization he seeks a house to throw stones at, but are neither houses nor stones.
>>43213396i love thursdayhttps://youtu.be/ytLz4ff9vzU
I'm really sadI dont need response just bloggingBf is sleeping. Dont want to explain him why im crying
>>43213432Nice choons you have there. Summer is around the corner weee
>>43213451This too will pass.
>>43213424and so we walk these paths.those in pursuit of the point: the path of the huntthose that wish to watch it all burn down: the path of nihilitythose that cannot let go of arbitrarity: the path of preservationthose that live in the past: the path or remembrencethose that think the only thing that matters is being happy: the path elationthose that want to burn it all down: the path of destructionthose that think knowledge is the key to understanding : the path of eruditionthose that strive to maintain peace: the path of harmonythoss that confuse conformity with peace: the path of orderthose that believe things can be fixed: the path of abundancethose that hunger, burning with desire: the path of voracitythose that plant seeds they seek to grow: the path of propogationthose that believe it should all come to an end: the path of finality
>>43213502Wow so deep anon
you may choose the god you worship, but not the path you stride. for who you are was ordained by the stars. your life a gift from a god. but which one is uncertain. as they long to forget ophiuchus. that this might never come to an end if we forget there ever was such a possibility.https://youtu.be/wE60bSJTizY
gay sex, please uwudont make me beg
i'm just a dog in search of paradise
>>43213569NoBeg
when you think of paradise do you think of a tropical island?a harem of beauties?or is it something much more mundane?maybe it was a day at the track with your dad.
>>43213609I think of one man
>>43213609Being dead, in heaven, surrounded by loved ones. I'm over that love shit.
i'm a lone wolf, always have been...
sensui's so hot right now.
>>43213619
i think when you die. that's it. lights out. it's over. no heaven. no hell. nothing. from darkness we have come and to darkness so shall we return. you're not entitled to anything more or beyond that. that's your ego talking. that's your narcissism. you're desperate cling to be some body. but everybody is nobody. it's kinda glum. humanity for all it's worth is nothing more than a monkey. in there everlasting pursuits of creation techology has brought us to the moon and yet, we still don't matter. no of it does. that's the question of morality. when no one else is looking. when no one is around. what's doing the right thing? does it matter? if there was no consequence would you act more selfishly. would you act differently if there was no promise of heaven? if not a godly man, what kind of man are you?
cum in my asshole
>>43213683I'd love for my afterlife to be just like how it used to be before i was born
You will see the most handsome white boy ever and he just starts babbling the most jarring chud chud shit and I'm like damn you are so beautiful when ur quiet brandon
https://voca.ro/1iMflIFkoA5l
what are you. some kind of faggot?
There is a surprising amount of bottoms who do not care about dick size
>>43213906xD
I do not like news making me feel like climate change is escalating scarilybig anxietyI hope climate refugees aren't the next thing ppl have to deal with as being a reason to flood safe countries with brown ppl
squeak.
>>43213759Are we thinking about the same brandon
Hello, I hope you have a good Friday!
>>43214071Yes I think so
>>43214129Cute pic. You too Marina.
You're not gay unless you've eaten another male's ass.
>>43214144Thank you!
>>43214137He cute
>>43214175Yw have a nice weekend
weird messages from this dude who has my work #i'm always weary of guys who are overly friendly, like bro i ain't got shit, there's no freebies here. you either skill up or shut up and stay where you're at. if i was a hiring manager i would eradicate all the weak links on my team to get the job done idgaf about your feelings bitch, we're not friends.
>>43213979"i do not like the news that are meant to make me anxious making me anxious"DUH
>>43210099Are gay coalburners looked down on?
>>43214352Don't really care myself. Once a guy is dating black men he's ran out of kinks and things to excite him and not on my radar at all.
>being against homosexual """race"""mixing what is even the logic here
>>43214402racism doesn't have logic
>>43214402Not wanting to end up with aids. Black men and Latino men are 100x more likely to have aids and other stds than white and asian men.
>>43214402its not about breeding, the mindset is that every dick taken is a level of contamination where black men are seen as filthier than white men, so the logic is you want someone whos slept with the least amount of people with niggers counting extra
>white and asian menhrrnnghgg mmmgh...
>>43214455They're all you need ;)
do you like feminine male?
>>43214472Yes
>>43214472with caveats
>>43214472boys with BIG, HUGE, gazongas like shiza has.
sigh
You just joined the navy and your this is your bunkmate. What would you do?
>>43214685Throw him overboard and claim he fell.
tfw bf tells me he doesn't like tongue kissing so I don't do it, but when I say I don't like rimming he keeps trying to convince me
>>43214685
>>43214696He wants you to rim him?
>>43214685This is Connor Storrie btw
Back pain gang who up
>>43214717meeeee
>>43214710yes, and I think the concept is gross
>>43214717This, but in my butt.
I'm gay and I hate my life, guess I'll try and do something productive today idk.
>>43214747help me clean my room pls.
>>43214717>bf moves apartments>now has a soft bed with an additional soft mattress topper>I'm a stomach sleeper so it's been really uncomfortable, causing my back to bend and be sore throughout the day>he thinks I'm being a baby
I solely date guys by their zodiac sign. And it has served me pretty well so far.
i keep having dreams where i married my middle school crush. shit
Do you have any weekend plans?>>43214204Thank you, Anon!
>>43214903Is he still a middle schooler in your dream?
>>43214472Yes, feminine men are valid ^-^
>>43214472Yeah.
>>43214717Me :<>>43214747What do you feel like doing?
>>43214472I love them, I LOVE THEM
I'm awake at bedtime
>>43214903Aww that's sweet
>>43214685Connor lowkey giving Sophie here I prefer hockey player Connor>>43214952>Do you have any weekend plans?Karaoke, sewing, shopping. The usual. What about you?
Sucking yards of cock
>>43215040stop watching slop for menopausal women winona u know better
>>43215040Wow, karaoke sounds fun! Do you sing a lot?I don't have any plans yet but I might go see family from out of town.
>>43214472Feminine looking with bro brain is top tier
Do any of you have meta glasses? How do you feel about them?
>>43214696>doesn't like tongue kissingwhy are you even his bf?
>>432147940/0?fuck i hurt my hole poopsing again... been fine for a week
>>43215239>metause the right fucking words, cuck.its jewkike machine <- tod und hass!
Where would you take your potential bf if you took him on a romantic night out?
>>43215312Go to sleep bitch or imma beat yo ass
>>43214402It just doesn't feel right like tigers and lions shouldn't fuck each other
>>43214954yes they are just so cute and sexy <3
>>43214696say you'll do it but he has to tongue kiss you after
>>43215346I agree, bottoms can stay on their own. vers top x vers top supremacy
>>43215312Shit prolly outback steakhouse or something. I aint made of money
>>43215391What that has to do with my post?
>>43215326But I'm not tired :<>>43215393That's a nice place! I like their blooming onion. ^-^
>>43215055Nu uh. I like it
Blehhhhhttps://litter.catbox.moe/q1s5vt.jpg
>>43215483show dildo
>>43215068>Do you sing a lot?Noot really I'm pretty bad at it and I don't like the sound of my voice. Karaoke is fine tho cuz everyone sounds bad and are drunk
Getting drunk with Winona poster
>>43215494Noooo >.<>>43215498I bet you're better than you give yourself credit for! I don't think there are any bad singers, just singers that haven't yet found their style.
>>43215510Cute picture! Is it your birthday?
>>43215510Can't drink for another couple hours
>>43215483Show bulgy wolgy
>>43215516Nope
>>43215483Show cocky wocky
>>43215482
real tranny hours
>>43215527Oh okay!>>43215526>>43215532Nuuuu
>>43215535YWNBAM
>>43215535Heated Rivalry was actually alot better than I expected I cried almost every episode. Sopranos on the other hand was a snoozefest tho just sayin
Should your family be obligated to help you care for your children?
>>43215553show what boxers/panties youre wearing
>>43215535What's your opinion on Ceaușescu?
>>43215567gays shouldn't have children
>>43215626That's not the question Should parents expect a "village" to help with kids?
>>43215561biological facts dont care about your feelings>>43215565zoomer brain>>43215581no idea
>>43215626Then explain mpreg?
>>43215645your a zoomer>>43215649it's hot
>>43215567Yes. Thats a no brainer.
>>43215659Why should they?
>>43210099that’s my patron god
>>43215662Even asking that question clearly shows you are a delusional sociopath. You wouldve been left out to die if jews didnt destroy the concept of trust based societies.
>>43215662lol
>>43215687>>43215691Explain then
>>43215696there’s no possible way to explain fundamental human behavior to a russian
i need a blowjob bad
big daddy dick>>43215696humans are social by naturefamily bonds are important to maintaining the survival of the constituent membersdiminished bonding with family results in a higher chance of negative outcomes for a childofc, if the family are abusive or whatever then it can be better to not involve them
>>43215712she's not Russian
does anyone know what this squeak character looks like
>>43215724fem and cute in my head
>>43215723timur is a cyoa and in mine he is russian
I'm not a sociopath. I have a very big love.>>43215719You are right, but - let's say hypothetically - a couple have a baby and expect their parents to help care it. But, the parents don't want to child care anymore. Not from hate but, because, they dont want to.This is so bad? It is selfish also expecting someone to help raise children, that dont want to anymore. >>43215723Thank god
that’s literally the point of being a grandparent if you’re not fulfilling that role you shouldn’t be surprised when your kids put you in a state nursing home
>>43215759My grandparents didnt want to grandparents me and I have no hard feelings.
odds wash my hairevens fuck it
I popped a boil on my side.>>43215776best feeling to have washed my hair yesterday and not have to today!
>>43215773your parents do
>>43215790Oh yeah my mom tried giving me to dad's mom, and both parents abandoned me a lot lolIt was very clear I'm not wanted
>>43215796>very clear I'm not wantedYet you keep posting here
zoomers can’t read
>>43215796are u a top jager?
>>43215800You will be OK
I wouldnt trust any of you to babysit my kids, except for delta and marina.
Schneider was always my favorite Liger.
>>43215817delta literally killed his wife
>>43213263sauce?
>>43215796my dad's mom was FAR nicer than my own mom I would have loved that optionI felt my mom "possessed" me even as I hated her and she must have known and saw how uncomfortable I was around hershe liked being able to push me around
bf wants us to have a serious conversation about our relationship while drinking
where's hornygen.....
>>43215817marina is not a fully sublimated homosexual not trustworthy and delta is a virgin in his 30s as a gay guy which means he is into some truly horrific shit
>>43215808NoWhy?
my favorite muscovy just won his 5th fight since i’ve known him by throwing this guy off a roof and then landing on top of him to bite the back of his head and tear at his wings
Why are cishets fetishizing femboys now? https://www.instagram.com/reel/DW3FxpmAZg5/
>>43215724twink
>>43215929My ex follows this account lol
>>43215929well japs are good at it
>>43215877how are you, jagerlane? what did you have for brekkie this morning?
me mother died in the holly :(
What do you think about Timur?
i think disgusting troonsucker brl and rotting clam beef curtains need to be killed with boomy in a fucking slaughterhouse
>>43216028he's like shiza, but ftm
>>43215929femboys really lost their aura, 10 years ago they were top tier
>>43215817as long as theyre uggos theyre safe with me np
>>43215877how can i seduce u
>>43215929Audibly autistic. Gross. They always think they're so funny and never shutup. Anyways enough about gigi, that Asian kid is wack
>>43215929some cognitive dissonance about liking trans but not approving of them
oh finally xt works on mobile praise the sun
>>43215724skinnyfat autist feom r9k ugly too
If you went to a party and saw this guy, would you walk up and talk to him?
>>43216129No I never approach anyone I get approached
>>43216161This but I never get approached
>>43216129a prudely dressed neurodivergent asian at a party? tempting.
>>43216129No.
>>43216129yeah but not to hit on him i’d think he was tripping or something
>>43216009I'm OK thank you. You?Had eggs and avocado on bread>>43216038Im not like shiza
>>43216028he’s like if a wizard conjured pure white noise from the aether and gave it form
>>43216200gr8 here as well. why are you sad today?
>>43216116you want jus but hide everyone else. that's very mean-spirited. you need to be fed to the wolves
feed me to the wolves and i'll come back mpreg
>>43216235wolves cant eat this much shit! literally the only one deleted is rotting fishhole
>>43216274trip on, leadpig
Imagine your best friend turns into a werewolf. As he's transforming, you hear him shouting "RAPE! RAPE! I WANT TO RAPE! AWOOOO!" while growing a big canine erection He's slowly losing his sanity. If you don't act fast, he'll leap out of the window and merciless rape whoever he finds. While he can still somewhat think for himself, you have to decide if you're going to have him satiate his primal desires on you or if he's going to go out there raping people and possibly getting himself shot by authorities catching him in the act. What'll it be?
>>43216305in this situation i want to be the werewolf and i won't have it any other way
>>43216305the moment i hear "AWOOoO" ill get grandmas silver cuttlery and stab out his eyes and slit his throat
>>43216312Yeah? Do you want to be a rape werewolf?
>>43216294wolves can separate the guts from muscle meat im surealso, whats your fave programming language, th0?
i cannot prove it but i know sean strickland is gay
>>43216225I can't say because I dont want people like thorny to be happy about itI'm OK now though.What's up?
>>43216321...yes.
Most based reel ive seen in a while https://www.instagram.com/reel/DP7833Ik782/
>>43216319After doing that, you call the police saying "There's a monster in my house and I just killed him!" Before the police arrive, he transforms back into a human and you're taken to prison for murder.>>43216336That would be pretty hot
>>43216324cpp compiler, c+ subset, who cares?>>43216329the mma fighter? cause he has no gf? doubt itprison bi maybe
>>43216305He can go rape some bitches and get shot im not in the mood bye bestie imma just get a new bestie
>>43215929Foids are just that bad.
>>43216350so you're not a c++ hater. thats refreshing aye. everyone seems to hate it otherwise
>>43216346the only good reels are the offscreen blowjob ones
>>43216349>transformsyeah on video and i become world famous if the containment squad doesnt get me...need a direct to twitch upload streaming acc...
massive white cock
>>43216380what about it
>>43216373what about the shadow dick ones
>>43216372everyone is a cpp hater incl me,everyone uses only a small part of the standard
yeah, I got a massive white cock (barely 5inches)
>>43216350he’s married but mostly it’s the homophobia i think it has been my experience that no one on earth is more likely to wanna suck cock than a supposedly straight dude who can’t stop talking about how much he hates gay people
>>43216384i'm not lucky enough to get those
I ever tell you about the time Keith tried to deep-fry a turkey? Third-degree burns over 90 percent of his body. His doctor called up, like, other doctors to look at him cause they'd never seen burns on top of existing burns.
>>43216382I want it in me
Anyone else use the balls and dick as a hands warmer?
So do I think I'm transgender? Yes a thousand percent... Do I identify with my naturally born gender? A thousand percent
it’s also possible he’s straight and just molested but that also usually leads to gay people so
with all the weird chemicals and microplastics in our bloodstream, we're all a little transgender.
Thorny thanking his 14 year top for the amazing night
I'm not autistic :)
>>43216469thanks for the status, keep updating us daily
>>43216469what about now?
>>43216397imo its small dick syndrome
>>43216468post his dthey dontknow what or how to do it, you have to build them up!
its been a while since i watched bel ami porn. i wonder how they are doing
>>43216520all dead or transitioned
i wanna move in with my top so i can have access to his penis whenever i want. how do i tell him?
>>43216549fuck off, you harbinger of evil
>>43216560"i wanna move in with you so i can have access to your penis whenever i want. also i'll split rent"
I wish I were attractive enough to pull off visual kei or ouji fashion
>>43216568Tops only want one thing and its to hear this...
>>43216568that's really gay dude
a bottom with rent money sounds like the setup to a joke
what are we listenign tohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQq183SDz54
>>43216605i can get my own place if he doesn't want me to stay with him ;(
>>43216637https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMcouHmoApU
>>43216637
need gay bf uwu
>>43216685don't we all
>>43216655nice
>>43216637https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9e7iDRSOrRI
>>43216693no, need gay bf that wants bi bf
>>43216723erm, keep that to yourself
>>43216637https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=e2E9RLyVCd0&si=GabqyA7xoel-xVKK
>>43212800Not into breast that much but the body look so good !!
i saw that
>>43216748The vibe here is so strange. Like a couple of tough guys trying knock the other down a peg. Wouldn't the normal response be "HAHA, YOU CAUGHT ME! xD" and then walking over and saying 'Hey, what's up? Yeah, I did have the app up." and then they had a fun night socializing.
>>43216857
>>43216846shhh it was meant for /tv/
>>43216872shiza looks stunning here
>>43216886
imagine two effeminate males pair-bonding, cupcaking and just generall-y falling in love with each other as they become mates.
>>43216872No joke im built exactly like this
>>43216936would
>>43216955notall masc top x shorter fem bottom is the best, idc that it's heteronormative
>>43216982>>43216982>>43216982
