>>43216299
lmaooo

Go to the hospital retard

bruv wtf go to a hospital

>>43216299
leave it there and then cut when it becomes a tree

hopital. what species of pine?

>>43216314
>>43216320
I feel like it's reasonable to accept your fate in thia situation.

>>43216299
pics of pinecone in ass or it didnt happen

>>43216299
go to the hospital
post update btw
>>43216332
lol

>>43216314
>>43216320
I CANTTTT I CANT AFFORD IT AND MY PARENTS WOULD DISOWN ME

>>43216332
IDK

>>43216299
hospital.
also why??? why????

>>43216359
you have no choice. it's not coming out without a doctor.

>no reverse image search

>>43216388
>>43216314
>>43216320
Some of you aren’t American and it shows

>>43216359
>>43216455
Tell yourself that Bernie Sanders will win the next election and give out reparations for all hospitals fees and just go

>>43216455
i mean there is really nothing anyone else but a doctor can do

GO THE THE FUCKING HOSPITAL OR YOU WILL DIE.
YOUR PARENTS ARE GONNA KNOW REGARDLESS. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, SILENTLY DIE OR BLEED ALL OVER THE PLACE, HOPING THEY WON'T FIGURE IT OUT?
NAH, YOU'RE FUCKED EITHER WAY, DO THE SMART THING.

GO TO THE HOSPITAL LMAO IS THIS REAL???

>>43216359
your family will buy you a dildo after, so you stop shoving spiky objects up your ass

>>43216455
it's not my fault OP's dumb bleeding ass didn't consider his parents' lack of insurance

>>43216455
what would you do in this situation my burger fren?

>>43216359
OP MAKE A DECISION AND GO TO THE HOSPITAL

>>43216543
Die, like you’re SUPPOSED TO

>>43216554
of course...

>>43216543
I would commit suicide with two guns at once
At least two

>>43216299
literally why would you do this like please share the thought process

>>43216575
>damn that pinecone is hot af
>yea fuck me mr pinecone

MY PARENTS WOULDNT UNDERSTAND WHY THE BATHROOM LOOKS LIKE A SLAUGHTERHOUSR AND THERE TRANNY DAUGHTER RACKED UP A 5000 DOLLAR HOAPITAL BILL OVER A FUCK IG PONECONE THEYD KICK ME OUT

>>43216573
isnt it easier to go into debt with the jews?

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>>43216299
let your hand heal a little first. get gloves and lube and any other shit to make sure you dont hurt the inside any more than you have.

then, start breaking the pinecone slowly and carefully, tearing off each scale individually. make sure to take the scale out before moving to the next. im going to assume you put it in "head" down (would be extremely painful to get in otherwise). try and make sure the spurs left when you remove the scales aren't sharp. take a nail file if you have to ig. repeat for all scales. wrap the axis that remains in something, like gauze.

remove victorious over your piny opponent.

>>43216599
why didn't you think about this before putting a pinecone in your ass bro

>>43216612
oh and i forgot if theres seeds just leave em in there i think itd be funny.

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>>43216599
>PONECONE

>>43216620
she probably did and was riding the high of ruining her life. oddly understandable human behaviour lmao

>>43216612
have you done this before?
>>43216299
include me in the screenshot please

>>43216640
>have you done this before?
no, but maybe i will one day, to test myself.

>>43216609
No, that’s worse than dying. Jews are evil and not human

If you dont go to the fucking hospital that seems like something that could potentially actually kill you please be safe

>>43216299
You absolute madlad go to the hospital ples

even if you remove this thing you are gonna get a nasty infection. your only choice is hospital im sorry op but play stupid games win stupid prizes

>>43216731
this too OP you might want to figure out some alternate explanation for your bleeding ass. on the other hand, doctors actually probably encounter this more often than you think. so maybe you'll be alright. up to you.

>>43216753
They really do my sister in law has horror stories as an RN, lots of mysterious objects and blood in various holes. One dude even came in with his dick severed in a sandwich bag lol

>>43216753
>on the other hand
ok tevye
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWGtjqv19ZA

>>43216299
>everything is a dildo if you're brave enough

>>43216299
It was a million to one shot doc

I fell over when hiking

dont worry, your body will absorb it over time. I once lost a whole apple 3 years later I pooped out an entire apple core

Oh well if you don't want to go to the hospital I guess you'll just die. See ya.

>>43216882
you've heard of comparing apples to oranges. now get ready...

>>43216822
my friend was a paramedic, he once responded to a call and the guy was biking to the hospital with his severed dick in a ziplock bag, apperantly his gf cut it off while he was sleeping

>>43216899
force feminization?? that guy is lucky

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>>43216299
>eheheheHEEHHE

>>43216899
meanwhile last time i went into a hospital they cut my penis off

>>43216991
Why did they do that?

>>43217095
they said i didn't need it since i am a girl

>>43216599
would you rather die of ass bleeding? go to the hospital

>>43216599
>mom found the ass pinecone

>>43217179
ponecone*

>>43216299
are you a pooner by any chance?
>pooncone

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>>43216299
Go to the hospital before you get sepsis and die

>>43216299
go hospital
>inb4 "no i am american"
go anyway, you can always set up comical home alone esque traps for any debt collectors

Retards really acting like they have another body to go to after they ruin this one
Give me your life energy so I can put it to good use asshole!

>>43216899
Like the astronaut lady did???

>>43216299
you only have two options:
go to hospital
or dying from most likely the bleeding and even if you would survive this you would 100% die from infection or sepsis
you probably even need a surgery to close the wound and survive this
it's really just hospital or die you really have no other choice

is OP kill?

>>43217669
She's in the hospital hopefully

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>>43217673
ok

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This is what the white race has come to.

>>43217673
either that or unconscious from the blood loos
hopefully parents ops find them and bring op to hospital

>>43217689
what no slavery does to a mf

>>43216612
Congratulations for being the only helpful person on this thread! Maybe OP is doing this right now.

>>43217870
>go to hospital
>bad advice

>diy
>good advice