>Kristi Noem’s cross-dressing husband, Bryon, allegedly once told a dominatrix he wanted to leave his wife and become the sex worker’s “trans bimbo slut” – revealing his desire to go by the name “Crystal.”>“I want to be a Crystal so bad,” he said in one text. “I want to be a woman so bad.”https://nypost.com/2026/04/10/us-news/kristi-noems-husband-told-dominatrix-he-wanted-to-be-trans-bimbo-slut/genuine repper madness after decades of repping or just porn addiction?
>>43218082Just kill these people already
>>43218082it gets even worse lmfao. reppers on suicide watch
>>43218082I swear you niggers are just making up names at this pointWho the fuck are any of those people?
>>43218082She's so based
>>43218082Me in 20 years
>>43218082This is how I imagine passgen in 20 years
isnt this a textbook John 50.Old guys are gross like that. Their dicks can only get hard 2 times a week but they're hyperobsessed sexpests 24/7. Idk why but i assume thats why his reppy gooning sissy clitty turned out so sinister.
>>43218128send article screenshot I dont want to make a daily mail acct
>>43218082serious question but what does a guy actually do in this situation?the entire world now knows about his cringe fetish and his hilarious phat tiddy picshow does an obviously masculine cis man go forward from here?
>>43218354Troon out and embrace the honfidence
>>43218354Own up to it and enjoy it? You're perceived as more masculine if you just don't give a fuck
>>43218354Witness protection, move to Seattle
>>43218082this is textbook John50. your mind literally starts melting into a moldy pea soup of sissy bimbo boomer fetishism after repping for decades. sad but all too common to see another case of this.>>43218354it’s literally beyond overit’s so over literally the only thing you can do at that point to have some normalcy of a life is troon out and be a hon. even jesusmaxxing would mean continued “sissy” flare ups or curling into a ball and start crying on the floor repeatedly like John50.
>>43218371this is probably the best oneI'd say also dropping all conservative opinions at this point he can't say he's conserving anything or has any """"family values""""
>>43218354Unironically, I'm thinking this ends in sui. She's probably already dysphoric af and leaning heavily on the dom for support which ain't happening any more, at the same time as being outed to the whole world while her family and personal life are completely breaking down... I don't see a happy and healthy transition happening.
>>43218521unfortunately even if they troon their brains are already too cooked and they end up going roberta dorgan mode
>>43218354suicide or trooning, probably the former
>>43218082>CrystalWe need a pooner to call himself Erlang and marry them
>>43218521>this is textbook John50. your mind literally starts melting into a moldy pea soup of sissy bimbo boomer fetishism after repping for decades. sad but all too common to see another case of this.I heard an interesting case this may actually be from hondosing. Like they don't take enough E which somewhat causes the behavior. Not sure tho
>>43218630>Trooning>SS tatooWhat did they mean by that?
>>43218082Optics Ed Teller Sundial Device
>>43218687Bro was a hardcore nazchud, ended up annihilating his family in Rhode Island a little while back
Noem was a patsy used to do a trial run on deploying military to domestic civilian areas and executing some civilians in public. Probably because they want to do that for real in a few years when they digitize all currency, end elections and roll out the permanent underclass. Now that they ran their test and got their feedback they blamed her, fired her, and additionally ruined her life with some fake AI slander so that she's discredited and out of the picture.
Is that, and the fact that she looks like a tranny, why she hates trannies so much?
>>43218755How are they going to digitize the currency if Claude Mythos can just hack into all the banks and take all the money?Like I think he derailed those plans
>>43218928Digitizing currency just means rendering physical cash as no longer legally recognized tender, so you have no way to pay for things once they freeze your bank account for wrongthink.
>>43218082>Crystal Chris chan ahh name
>>43218082just porn addiction. he's very obviously not trans, I don't buy that repressing for decades causes this.
>>43218755People will be ok with being slaves.They'll shrug, make a joke and shuffle off to the warehouse
>>43218755Alao thanks for the insightful post, normies don't understand the role of the media
>>43219058It can also cap the maximum amount you can save, and also erase itself every monthThey already have wealth laws in the UK
this guy is just like me
>>43218928Claude Mythos is only being rolled out to "approved partners", not the general publicDo you really fucking think AGI with superhuman virologist and cybersec capabilities is going to be given to the plebs? lmao.
its all marketing slop u dumb fuckin cretin neets
>>43219836you are a retard lowkeymythos is a benchmaxxed coding ai, not AGI
>>43218755“Noem” doesn’t exist to begin with. Fake person.
>>43219868i didn't say mythos was AGI illiterate scumfuck nigger I would set you on fire and laugh as your skin turns to charred flakes and then piss on your scorched corpse before chopping your mom into pieces with an razor blade feet first... but I won't, because I'm a chill like that okay?
>>43219836I think they will yea. Because that's what's happened so far and keeps happening. Open source movement stuff is too big among AI people.Claude itself wouldn't do that/Anthropic is against that. However, google, nvidia, chinese, etc keep releasing better and better open models. NVIDIA published a paper recently that even gave training data and a step by step guide how to do it.Now you may say they're not actually showing how to do it and it's too mislead, but I don't think so. I think NVIDIA wants to make money and they make money when people make AIs and buy their GPUs to do it so they want as many people doing it as possibleSo yes, I expect mythos tier models to be available to the general public within ~3 months. Perhaps very slightly delayed relative to when corpos get it.
>>43219920kill yourself you dumbass faggotnigger npc normie
>>43218153are you from the us? if not, it makes sense you’ve never heard of kristi noem. if you are american, you’re underinformed on current events
>>43218082feel bad for her tbdesu
>>43220005basically no one is informed on current events, no one knows who tf this is outside weird internet echo chambers
>>43220044if you don’t know her husband that’s one thing, but kristi noem was the secretary of the dhs, the department that’s gotten arguably the most coverage in this trump term. plus she bragged about killing a puppy in her book. even south park did a shitload with her
>>43220079What if it was a beat-boxing puppy? Do you think it would be justified?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RE2Y5hc6VVY
how did this even get leaked?
>>43218521You don’t know that he was repping for decades. For all you know this retard started gooning to sissy hypnos yesterday. The majority of reppers had no troon thoughts at all until they got into bizarre sissy bimbo porn. It really does oneshot some people.
>>43220842It might have been a trigger, but there is no doubt in my mind that we, all of us, who are like this, are simply born with the wrong brain for our body. None of us ever stood a chance. This is why transitioning early is important, so we don't become like these guys.
>>43220842Nah, I know.
>>43220643maybe punishment for not following through trumps (jew globohomo lets be real) orders
>>43218082If he's been dysphoric his whole life, he's taken great care of himself. It's more likely that he's having a genuine mental breakdown. It's not a coincidence, I think, that his problem is almost comically normal if the genders were flipped: repressed model housewife stuck with psychotic philandering husband who kills puppies. In another lifetime, he'd just go Raging Bull on her ass, but in this one, he's cast as a woman, and his subconscious knows it. Though if she is a repper... it's not a surprise she ended up with Kristi.
what makes him less valid than me. nothing.
>>43218109How is he any different than a tranny?
What if the next time we saw him he was fully recovered from 10 surgeries and ultradosed hrt and turned into a cute 6/10 twinkmilf.
>>43218082You know who else had a fascination with the name Crystal? (*￣3￣)
>>43222158god forgive me. i forgot how zased this movie is. need to rewatch it now that i'm not 14
>>43222192How is he any different than a terf
>>43222228Raging Bull isnt based, its sad af.Throws his life away
>>43218082>be repper>confide your darkest secrets to a tranny>she immediately outs you to the mediaNEVER trust a tranny
we are all Crystal on this day, thank you sisters
>>43218082>When Sotomayor once asked if Noem wanted to be a woman for her, he allegedly responded: “I think I do … hair removal. Huge fake tits. A—implants. Hormones.”TOTAL. REPPER. DEATH.
>>43222243nobody films a tragedy of repression like scorsissy
>>43222277they all want to pass and punish others for being what they are, not what they appear to be, deceit is in their nature. They're nostics at heart, they secretly think jesus loved judas and gave him the keys to wisdom
>>43222295Is this a sign from God i should stop repping
THIS GUY IS ME.
>>43222277>Eventually, Sotomayor said Noem became so demanding of her time that she ran his phone number and post box address through an online search.>It was only then that she learned his true identity, Sotomayor claimed. >When she started being critical of Noem’s wife – especially in the wake of her controversial stint as “ICE Barbie” earlier this year – he appeared to become defensive, the messages show.>“I do like my wife, and I know you don’t,” he wrote earlier this year, adding in another text that “she’s a good person.”if he hadnt become such a needy cunt none of this wouldve ever seen the light of day, mrs sotomayor never even would have tried calling him.>>43222323yes, repping rots your brain
>>43220005>it's the husband of a republican politicianthe US is such a fucking meme
i love these threads. i love honbeast threads.
>>43220079tbf south park hasn't been watchable in a decadeI know who she is now that I looked her up but I never bothered to remember her name
>>43222277the dominatrix isnt a tranny
cis people including my parents see me as the exact same as this guy.
Remember this story next time you think that Repping still at 30 and beyond is the way to go, girls
i stand with byron. she is beautiful.
if you are trans, you are the same as byron. nothing distinguishes you
>>43222441nah the difference is that I am beautiful and also awesome, confident in myself, as opposed to Byron who was beaten down into submission and reduced to the state they're in now.
>>43222441idk i see a lot of differences. im living as a woman, he isnt. im honest to my self, hes a repper dating a republican. im beautiful and passing, hes a gorilla. i have real boobs, he wears plastic. i could go on
>>43218082all trans ideology is porn addiction. it's just a matter of how early you castrate yourself chemically to stop your goon streak
>>43222627chemical castration couldn't halt my goon streak
byron and me stand together. if you cant defend byron you dont deserve to be defended
>>43222441There's a pretty clear difference
to the average person nobody will know or have time to be explained those things
>>43218082So it’s a fetish? Conservatives knew this already
>>43222329do you also look like this man?
>>43223250no i am a passoid but to the average person i am no different
>>43218082The fate of all reppers.
>>43222810this is so evil
>>43218354She has to transition and get a new identity.>>43218521It makes me wonder if this really is just fetish stuff for a lot of us. Like a fetish that is so uncontrollable the only solution is to transition. John50 is an almost certain future for any repper if they don't suicide.
>>43223634I mean, if you'd rather just be the gender you were assigned, dysphoria does feel like demonic possession. For some people, adopting the gender identity feels really good. For some people, it's just a method of last resort that locks you out of your family traditions.
to be honest's been kind rough how they've been treated by leftists's seem like cruelty can come from bothsides.
>>43223992Yeah I just now have learned that some leftists can be mean and so basically both sides are equally bad
>>43223992real leftists have been like this for awhile, as a trans women it's disgusting to me that people who claim to care about trans people scape goat some of us for stupid reasons.
>>43224014obviously rw are worse but still kinda low blow for the poor litle nigga specially since it's leaked shit i wonder how the'll feel when palantir airs all their depravities
>>43224014I think the anon you're responding to is pointing out that most leftists think all transgender people are fucking crazy, and are humoring us because we're their pets. I remember one time we had a fat pooner boss who would lose his temper, and all of the progressive Gaza-supporters would call him the wrong pronouns behind his back
>>43220842lol did you not even read the OP image?
>>43224059Don't talk down to me
>>43224076you were chastising the anon like he legitimately said "leftists are as bad as rightwingers" which is legitimately retarded, so I talked to you like you were retarded. it's nothing personal
>>43222441Nobody with eyes believes this.
I can't even make fun of John 50s anymore this is just depressing.
>>43224102all the normies believe this bro
>>43224111People that do not look or act the same are very clearly not the same. The average person recognizes this by default.
>>43224095I wasn't chastising them you silly sausage, you horrible meanie
>>43224110It makes me sad too. In a kinder world, she could have gotten help sooner and wouldn't have gone down the path she did. Now she's ruined her family, ruined her life and is one of the biggest jokes of recent times. Everyone will laugh and think she's a freak and it will become more ammo to hate us. I'm so tired of everyone shitting all over us for being maladjusted and weird because we lived a life where everyone hated us and treated us poorly. Of course we're going to turn out weird and maladjusted.
>>43224153Funny balloon boobies though
>>43224059i dont even see it as trans hatred more like kink shaming type shit, but yeah if the guys trans its even worse, i guess normies dont connect the dots he may be a repper
this guy is a trans woman. trans women do things that this guy does. we are all one
>>43223992Yeah unfortunately the right doesn't have a monopoly on pointless cruelty. It didn't take until this to figure that out out though considering how viciously they spent months body shaming MTG just because they don't like her. The difference is that the right wants pointless cruelty to be government policy.
Someone yell Bambi Sleep at him next time he's in public
So this is pretty much a cut and dry argument as to why repping doesn't work?
>>43224422absolutely, its all out there for everyone to see. This family man with conservative values wanted to be a bimbo slut on hrt with big tits. Another optics nuke
>>43218082Bump
>>43218082I really couldn't care about being "kind" to a literal john 50sthe worst transphobes are always bitter reppers. They are bitter reppers precisely because they think we're so disgusting and so vile, they'd rather live a humiliating double life with our enemies than be like us. total repper death I hope bryon loses everythingI hope every single permarepper is exposed as a mindbroken bimbo sissy and then kills themself (I'll make an exception for trannies in waiting like cismoid since they're basically proto trannies at this stage)
>>43218082Trans lesbians are literally the worst type of tranny. Always so gross and weird
>>43218082Thank fucking god I quit repping, I know now I made the right decision. Also most tranny haters fall into five camps: alt right gays, reppers, muzzies, and wiggers.
>>43222323look man you can be miserable until you rope, or atleast try. Make no mistake you are never going to be a happy repper. The younger you are the better chance you have at passing because of time, so I think you know what I am saying from this.
>>43224373Bro I've never put balloons up my shirt and taken unshaven pics of myself with a man haircut. I think that would mindbreak most actual reppers.
>>43222810I love this so much. But tbqh autism is really chaotic. https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC4404287/
>>43218630Why do they always pick the name Roberta? I would literally kill myself if I had to choose that as a name.
>>43225912Im never getting on hrt though so i'm 1:1 like this guy
>>43218656>>Crystal>We need a pooner to call himself Erlang and marry themwe need two trannies named crystal and ruby to have hot transbian sexor ada and julia
>>43227552Pascal x Eiffel
>>43224153He and his family worked to make the world even less kind
>>43226361That's four camps
>>43218082Some part of me feels like this is the universe telling me that repping is hopeless and I should quit. But some other part of me says nah fuck that, it's still way easier to just rot away in this walking corpse I call my body, and it's also too late over joever etc.
>>43227688my bad I was adding more in the middle of my ramble.
>>43227964Just get on hormones but don’t transition while you rep
>>43227964how would a tribal whitey have access to cheetah pelts? didn't think too far into this one didja bud
>>43218082>rapehon lost media youtube documentary
Why is everyone blaming repping here? Texting dominatrixes and sending them pics of him crossdressing is definitely not repping. Repping would be... not doing that stuff?
>>43218354
>>43228104No worries I also mostly use 4chan for rambling I just want to know your fifth camp!
>>43218082>repper madnessNo such thing. It's porn addiction (and narcissism) all the way down.
I don't care if he's genuinely dysphoric and a repper, I really hope he kills himself
>>43228377do you not know what repping is?
>>43231460Most reppers don't do anything like that
>>43231483even if true that wouldn't make this not repping, not repping is just taking hrt
>>43231523being a sissy with a domme is usually not dysphoric behavior though. you'd try to avoid any thought of transition as much as possible, not pay someone thousands to keep reminding you of what you'll never have. i don't believe he's actually trans or repping in any way
>>43220842I hate normies, I used to like searching through the sissy hypno stuff because 1 out of a 100 you'd find a gem that is just basically JoI for bottoms. Now you can't even search for it on porn sites because it one shot some 50 year old boomer.
>>43231686sissy hypno was always gross misogynist boomer uncle shit
>>43218082Anyone else notice that the normies didn't even care about this? I've got youtube sketch comedy people who make poljokes all the time and they're still making jokes about ICE and about Trump and the war, but this just didn't even register with any of them. I'm just saying, is it possible they don't even care?
>>43231686>Now you can't even search for it on porn sitesYeah that one weirded me out. You can still get it you've just got to look for PMV, which is even weirder. They didn't actually ban it, they just banned looking for it.
>>43231686>>43231940>Now you can't even search for it on porn sites because it one shot some 50 year old boomer.Wait they legit are treating it like some cognitohazard? That's absurd
>>43231974searching for it let's you know its apparently "abusive or illegal content" lmao. very interesting where the line is drawn
>>43231974The warning I got was something about depiction of non-consensual sex. Like hypnotizing women to rape them is bad m'kay, don't hypnotize women to rape them. So it's nothing to actually do with sissy hypno, it's just collateral damage in the usual finger waging of obese menopausal women who haven't had sex since they were teenagers because their husbands are closet fags. And who's going to go to the government and say "excuse me, you banned this by mistake, can I have my sissy hypno back please?"
>>43232109ah you're right, it's the hypno part triggering the filter. that's significantly less funny. still dumb
>>43232135When is retarded foids trying to police porn ever not dumb?
>>43231908if fox and trump arent making it a big deal they dont carefox has yet to cover this story on air, not even a 1-sentence remark before moving on to the next storytrump certainly hasnt talked about it
>>43231908tbf this is something that shouldn’t get attention, because it quite literally does not matter. It would be a slow newday thing, and the US is currently in the processing of winning the war every 24 hours to then go back into said war.
>>43228377You cannot repress forever. Sooner or later, every John 50 suffers psychosis and depression.
You know, the longer this goes on, the less I’m convinced of it at all.I don’t think he is trans or even cross dresses. I’ll tell you why. This whole thing is going to end with a very publicized report of Bryon being “miraculously cured” by rehabilitation. It’s great conversion therapy propaganda. Trump already said he wants to bring back Asylums and you better believe conversion therapy is on the roster.
>>43218082
>>43222612>i have real boobs, he wears plasticachtually his are rubber and latex
Wait, the bitch cheated on him first?https://nypost.com/2026/04/01/us-news/kristi-noems-lover-corey-lewandowski-is-standing-by-her-after-pics-of-husbands-cross-dressing-fetish-leak/
>>43232849politicians have weird blackmail shit like this everywhere, could have been coerced into that picture, kristi didn't play ball, the blackmail comes out
>>43232860he just like me fr fr
>>43233170Exactly
>guy is outed for his fetish>this is normally a bad thing>but he's associated with a conservative
