Press X to not die editionold >>43205125QOTT: Why did you let it die?
i'm really bad at making threads
QOTT: for the sexual thrill
>>43218861jerking off to this ear as you read this
>>43218890nobody is this ill intended, you’re lying
i mean no ill ^_^
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTl8HcvYRqg
i hate it too clears i'm afraid
how do i know if im a boymoder or a manmoder
I'd really like to be a bit less emotive and sensible but i don’t want to love less the few relatives that i have, quite the opposite
qott: for the glory of satan of course
>>43219025boymoders still have light in their eyes
let me see the twinkle in your eye boymoder
I want to get fat, which blizzard should I grab at DQ
>>43218339yes that's me
>>43219075birthday cake!! yaaay!!!
>>43219063i guess it’s over then
>>43219089It doesn't look like they have that, but they have cotton candy rn :3
>>43219106you're just baiting me at this point
mocking me
>>43219115i wasnt reacting to this, i forgot it at this point (no offense intended)
do you hate people who use their looks to try to get attention because otherwuse they can’t (because they dont know or just cant)?
>>43215356>>43217196>>43218861>>43219106when did we get a frieren avatarfag?
>>43219112that one's good too!! i also like the cookie dough one c:
what?
somedays all i can do is crank my shit
>>43219149i watched the anime 2 weeks ago by pure coincidence because im like a quarter into animes at best and it did a lot of good to me at an unexpected time and since then i bought the mangas because i dont want to forget the feeling and i post her here too (she's stylish too)and today i took a bit of meds and alcohol and weed
i ate shatta (awful btw, arabs are shit at cooking they are the worst the mediterranean has to offer) and bread by the train tracks
qott: to feel it go cold
>>43219216kys nigga end your life fr
sex with elves? yes/no
yes
>>43218830qott:the bump limit, newfriend
what's the point of having feminine body and tits if i have a manface..
I wish I could be a pretty ethereal elf girl instead of a hulking pallid cave troll
>>43219063it’s been over for me since like, 5th grade then lol
is there a point to all thislets find a point
zug zug
sex with women wearing elf ears?
work work!!! work work!!!!! :D
today i picked up a wood bee that couldnt fly and at first it was super still but then he started buzzing in my hand and running all over and he didnt want to leave me when i put him in a safer part of the field. i think he was a smart fellow and handsome too, i wish i had a boyfriend
that's cool nona i wish i didn't look like a man
>>43219296you lost yours? or still looking for it?>>43219252>>43219299no
2mg alpra and i feel barely a thing ):and i have only 9 for 3 months
it's wrong to fuck men (or give them any kind of love) but it's fine to fuck elven women (and give them your love)
>>43219323>you lost yours? or still looking for it?im good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvz9uSK3zXo
>>43219297I look like this but with bangs
>>43219343fine then
>>43219297play wc3 with me NOW
I hate men so much
we are men
I have blonde hairs on my upper cheek but no hairs at all on my lower cheek cause of laser. i wish i was a cis woman and my whole face had beautiful soft peach fuzz. recently had a friend complain about her peach fuzz on her cheeks to me and i got internally UPSET and JEALOUS but i had to be like ‘oh’ *stone face* *bitch face* *disinterested entirely face*. idk we’re not super close and i dont know the social protocol to tell somebody noo youre so beautiful you dont have to do anything or validate their choice or just like nod along. Idk
>>43219406i’m the people’s princess, i just look and dress like a man
can i be corrected? as in can someone force me to love women
*redistributes you amongst the working moders*
conversion therapy doesn’t work
but it would only be half conversion therapy
I want a boyfriend
>>43218830pressing x even though i dont wanna
>>43219503what about a manmoder gf?
true mm4mm has never been tried
>>43219530i’ll take anything atp. Wya??
>>43219556so far it's always been at least one fakemoder true
we named the cat lunaTHE CAT? You are named after THE CAT? AHAH
busted a fat nut and im no longer suicidal
>>43219564russia
>>43219618slava ukraini :/
>>43219616this doesn't help me anymore, I'm touch starved and wanna some human warmth
ghosted
i would be interested by some answers desu >>43219145i would also like to add, pretty people or mid people
>>43219693I don't give a shit and i have uki frens, your bait didn't work
>>43219700me every time i try making friends online
>>43219744it wasnt bait i was just making a joke u angry fag
there's no one pure of heart here :/
it feels like every transgirl online is bdd passoid or pretty boymoder and out of my league, it's really hard to find a real manmoder as mm4mm enjoyer
im definitly a real manmoder
>>43219810sorry im too depressed to recognize jokes haha xd :)
>>43219854prove that
im also definitely a real manmoder
even other trannies don't know i'm a tranny
>>43219880THIS. or they look at me like im from mars. a real manmoder is more cis than trans and more trans than cis
>>43219865post manmoder certificate and I'll believe u
i sure do enjoy eating an entire packet of vegan cocktail sausages on a friday evening
i’m an out of shape manmoder. one game of half court 2 on 2 to 12 and i’m dying. i’ll never invade women’s sports at this rate
>>43219889i wish i could talk to them and be friends but it really is like being an alien i'm so fucking lonely dawg
>>432199043.5 years zero malefails >>43219950it’s like this and then for a couple months i can somehow get into a space and put on airs and get deeper into a social circle and realize i actually hate the entire thing and all of the obligations it comes with of course i only hate that because it reminds me of being a bitter child. it’s the same as sex. sex and socialization and working and being creative also. the only way for me to be and act without feeling wrong is to sit in the grass doing literally nothing like a retard
i blogged about your ass on tumblr
id block a bitch on webkinz
i'd mog you on webkinz
before i realized i was a boy and i had to be sorted with the boys and that homophobia was a thing i used to play webkinz (irl play with the plushies) in the closet of my classroom with a chinese girl. she was chill asf i remember her dad taking her to move away to like nevada or something idk
one time when i was 17 i logged into webkinz just to delete my account
I had the sickest livejournal in 2003
>>43220139:(
you're so fucking OLD
>>43219406friend took a pic of me from the back and now i know why people she/her me even before they see my face
>>43220244passoid
that doesn't happen to me because i am 6'2"
dont call me old im 28. 28 is young!
the meds will wear off and i will be left woth nothing but an empty night and a hangoverah life, i hope that im paying for something that i did in a previous one at least, not just ’"because"
>>43219863if i did the passoids here would make fun of me thats what they come here for
which one of you is posting birthday belly on twt
Finally got my blizzard. Smores cuz its the most calories
fatty
good choice nona :> now i want one...
uplifting
forgot the rest of the post
>>43220265giw
U guys are all fakemoders btw im the only real trvemoder femcelAlso I like the elf posts i wish i was a pretty twink hon elf instead of a gross moid
no im the only trvmoder ur a foid
*kissing jellyfishmoder's forehead and telling her its going to be okay*
>>43220540jellyfishmoder if i remember your face right, you’re not anywhere near the most moided moder on mmg
fat fuck friday, post your fat bellies or something
what if i'm skinny...
it’s not skinny fuck friday, you can’t post today
get off my ass neo nazi
what are you even talking about?
go vegan
>>43220639i'm sorry i'll try to eat more :(
>>43220774no one even brought up animal products
ahhh its the weekend
Forgot to post the blizzy
my ideal husbant fr
>>43220812disgusting
need a bpd moder to destroy my life fr
>>43220894hi hi hi that's me hi pls stop hating me why won't you respond i'm sorry.... i'll just die and leave you alone then..... :(
>>43220894WHY DO YOU HATE ME
>>43220894im taken
>>43220913>>43220943sorry i took so long to respond i was talking to my friend haha...
>>43220812why is he more feminine than me fml
https://youtu.be/2twLJU_ggGI
im never going to have a boyfriend because im a big back
i’ve had two boyfriends and i don’t even like men
my ideal wife
an elf!!
myabe i have a type
>>43221033a fucking friend??? what's her name what does she look like???? does she fuck you better???? WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME!!!
belch
>>43221184same gay lonely 'people' are just lazy
i should really kill myself soon
>>43221427bye
>>43221427i doubt that you have the priority on me
ithink that you have the best thread of tttt guys desu
>>43221765I'M A MAN HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP
>>43221773me too anon but im dealing with it way better after 11y of transition
>>43221406i just had weird luck
contemporary,critical,((meta)post)modern,poststructuralist,ethnographic,discursive,historiographic(al),(de|re)institutionalinequities;interpretiveanalyticmode:qualitatively-ladenseminar,semantickudoscluster,(de|re)coherentframework.
beep beep slop alarm
you know i watch twitch a lot as a neet working at home and i see a lot of streamers that i admire and i couldnt do what they do at all but i also see a lot of guys that dont have half of what i ciuld bring ans they succeed too and they grt nice things in life and it makes me rly sad bc ultimately im too autistic to really start anythîg and make somethîg nice
>neet>working?
you could anon, and you could make something niceyou're not broken just different and special
>>43221883that's not because you're autistic, it's because you're a feckless loser with no drive to succeed. let's at least be honest shall we
>>43221841l33t.pwn(You);
>>43221889the newest of friends
neet is an acronym with a definition, not just a funny sound you can make with your mouth and type on your keyboard
noot noot
>>43221902wdym? i wouldnt feel like that so often if it was the caseand im also working for years on a very hard project
now that's a funny sound you can make with your mouth and type on your keyboard
>>43221958yes mb for thati study remotely, but my life is extremely neet tier otherwise
lol nooo you guys don't get it i'm a loser like you too!!
what the fuck is neet-tier about being two of the Es in neet?
>>43221989literally what
are you having trouble comprehending words today?
>>43222019Not inEducationEmployment orTrainingyou’re working and studying. you’re doing 2 of the 3 things a neet does not do (unless “work” means schoolwork)
oh i thot it meant smth different
no we don't have to explain shit to the fucking moron who is too stupid to understand how to google words actually
SPLOOOOOOOSH
>>43222046especially today>>43222053yeh mb, but dont think of anything remotely enviable >>43222063im a lot of bad things but not stupid consider our era
reddit spacing
>>43222077how’s your training going, miss neet?
i thought the teenagers not knowing what neet is was a meme
>see people talking about NEETs>google it>now i know what NEET meansi don’t understand how people did anything else
>>43222103ill know in exactly 2 months if i actually did something of all these years
>>43222132this is way beyond the abilities of some people apparently
I have no support structure so if I were neeting I'd be dead, yet my aspirations toward being a self-made ma'an depend entirely on the whim of corporatocracy and the generosity of the person who got me the position in the first placecurious! it is as though we live in a society
how do you define manmoder and boymoder these days?is manmodrs still means gorillamoders or just not passoids
__ ___ ___ ______ _ ___ ______ _ ________
could i buy an e?
yeah that'll be .00176 btc
>>43222189if you're older and more masculine/less passing than the "boy"moders (she/her pronouns or women's name and clothing, active effort into passing, under 30, etc) you might be a manmoder, especially if you have no hopeMIGHT be
i have long conditioned hair and a skincare routine and long nails and shaped brows but i look like a fucking MAN
my hair is really blonde
my back is really big
my butt is really big
how blonde...
>>43222644>>43222648>>43222695can i see
>>43222759no it's for my gf eyes only
>>43222759catbox not working
>>43222952Use unsee its better
>>43222759can't fit my back in the frame
I look older and more like a man with makeup on lmfao
moding on it in the most peculiar fashion
should i change my underwear its been like a week
>>43223164Girl you gotta let me sniff
>>43223164no keep going
>>43223008unsee hasnt let me set a timer for longer than 10 minutes for months
>>43223164$5
>>43223502I thought it was just like that and anything else was paid or something
>>43223589no all the other options became greyed out randomly and i've never seen it addressed so it just made me stop using it lol
had a dream i was an attractive cis woman but i was also rapidly dying from some kind of uterine cancer, bit of a monkey's paw kinda thingand the doctor who told me i was dying looked like David Lynch
>>43223502that’s good for me, i hated accidentally leaving it at and hour and then waiting to post it so fewer people could see me
>>43223629Rip weatherman
man moder who drives a sedan
>>43224114My wooden car doesn't go anywhere, it's a sedan tree
Like sedantry
should kill my ego and unblock her?
sure profess your love too
i wish i weren't a brute freakhon
i wish i could wish
>>43224371Why did you block her?
she won't get that much from me i won't say anything after all not in this life
any other husks in mmg today or is it just me?
is that directed at me
no. i’m calling myself a husk, not anyone else
feeling pretty full of life and joy right now
i’m happy relatively often, i just feel like i’m not actually a person in any meaningful sense
I feel like youre all talking anout me because i woke up and then peed and then puked in the same toilet
i’m not about you. how would i know that happened to you, and what does that have to with being a husk? i just mean i’m so devoid of feelings i’m more like a vessel or maybe a robot that can’t do anything useful
no it's not
im so full im like the pleroma
I'm not a husk there was never anything inside
my back is so big
my sack is big
my hair is not greasy
>>43224666>>43224671>>43224672can i see
>>43224679i want to SEE YOU
>>43224679yes of course come hither
>>43224679neither my back, my back, nor my pussy, nor my crack
>>43224679yeah
speak your truth mcdouble
im lowk maga
i want to be a mcdouble but the beef is dicks
im wearing my cowkini to bed
pleas post phone ibeg of yiu
I wish I had a female soul . Instead I'm just a man that wants to be a chick because I'm retarded or something
>>43226095>female soulyikesjust aim for their look and ditch the rest sweet summer child
I should start chasing chasers....
>>43226661chasergen would be more appropriate for it anon
i really miss someone that i only partly love, is that just loneliness?
wtf is that image attached to my post, i dont even have it on my phone idk what is it
>>43227621Way back in time you used to sometimes get the wrong image attached to your post and someone else would get yours, but I didn't know it could still happen
>>43227632thats crazy lol, i checked and its rly not mine
deadass wish i'd never attempted to get sober and i'd just kept chugging uninterrupted. it didn't work, i'm still a drunk but my life is even worse now.
a toast! to being moided
>>43227621that’s gendo ikari
>>43227632Moooooooot!!!
>>43227854how did it make it worse
i’m like if malcolm in the middle was a tranny and reese was his only sibling
i'm such a fucking retard i can't interact normally with anyone
same here. wanna interact abnormally with one another?
i have these dreams of capturing women and raping them.i know these women, theyre usually in a house or bedroom and are terrified, maybe hands tied or otherwise bound and as i approach them, theyre more and more scared and i wake up hard
>>43228949yeah sure lets stare at each other and not say more than 3 or 4 words per sentence and be really tense until one of us leaves
>>43229053kinda hard to do this over an underwater basket weaving forum. want to just reply to each other a bunch?
I regularly take drugs, but I hardly consider that a crime. I too often have public sex!
i don’t have public sex or private sex
>>43227615get in the fucking robot, shinji
get into the cowkini nona or mcdoublemoder will have to do it again
Will I find love with a cowkini :(
cowkini stretched across a 6 foot emaciated frame
i’m too board shaped for a cowkini
>>43229198no ):
should i wash my skinnyfat girltwink nerd body?
>>43229315cowkini stretched across a 6 foot bloated frame
fridgekini
ghoulkini
moderkini
>>43229476put it on
Elfkini
>>43229476mocking my bloated 6 foot body
>>43229637If I mocked ur hot 6ft body would you hold it against me uwu
>>43229074is this your attempt to escape with someone
no it’s my way to avoid taking things off this website
i only call myself fat in gay spaces
ate two happy meals today
ate two nothings today
but how will you fill out that cowkini
used my manmode to sneak popcorn into the movie theater
sir please remove your hoodie you are obviously smuggling melons
>>43230318the sports bra i wore to flatten my cones also was perfect to go tuck the top of my ziploc into. plus that extra bulk on my stomach makes any possible boobs seen from the goode eve less obvious. the unfortunate part is it’s way too warm to walk 2.5 or so miles in a hoodie, so i’m kind of sweaty as fuck
>>43230219i need more MONEY food is too EXPENSIVE
sitting next to a sweaty moder at the superhero slop sniffing on her and rubbing your thighs together
>>43230370i’m not watching superhero slop!! i’m watching the drama
took a fat manshit now im gw
>>43230436still sniffin, still rubbin
im new to being a faggot any tips?
i think you're doing great i can definitely tell
i'm balding and ugly
>>43231012same blurstie
i'm pig like in appearance
moided but thriving
i am ghoul-like in appearance
>>43231156giwtwm
>>43230370thats so hot i need that in my life or i will die
yxll fw cock
ya
>>43231256do you want to be the sweaty moder or the sniffer?
should i purchase a wig and makeup and something other than kawaii clothes (theyre too innocent for onanism)
purchase cow kini
seeing a guy masculinize and telling him he still looks the same to sate my androphilia
turned a 52 minute walk into a 40 minute one. fastmoder
now post calves
3 years HRT still have the body of a whole ass manMy face passes some days but I don’t have the courage to fem outThinking of skeleton moding instead
*laughs in brick*
Please make fun of me and make me cry
bro i look like a fucking man and you come in here and post this shit
sighrape
>>43231969i also walk on my toes a lot so they’re weirdly big and make me feel extra moided :(((
>>43231964i once turned an 11 hour drive into an 8 hour one :D
>>43232087i try not to speed too much, usually i keep it to 9 mph over the limit on highways, and pretty much at the limit on smaller streets. i’ve only been pulled over twice (both for out of date registration, oopsies) and want to keep it that way
i once turned a 4 hour drive into a 4 day drive
sex now
>>43232105howdja do that, nona?
>>43232158i was driving to the next town over and got stuck in the middle of nowhere because i'm an idiot
always two there are, a sweaty moder and a sniffer
>>43232226damn, you must live in bumblefuck nowhere if the next town is a 4 hour drive away, i can definitely imagine getting similarly lost in your shoes if i didn’t have gps
>>43232241i’m terrified of encountering a sniffer
going to a house show tmrw that will be full of trannies i can't wait to get heightmogged by everyone there and talk to no one and stand in the corner the whole time
still thinking of the basement show i went to last year where a girl said my hair was really nice and then added that she wished more men kept their hair long like me :/
i fucked her btw
i'm amazed by your resolve for not killing yourself with a gun on the spot
>>43232271something they hide under moders beds and seats and you don't even know they are there
thanks nona. it helps that i can’t commit to killing myself ever
i need to die but in a way i never see it coming
exactly. getting hit by a car would be kinda peak
being inebriated doesn’t make me want to text my exes or reveal secrets. is this because i’m a broken and comically uptight person?
no it's because you don't care about them that much
>>43231632both!
>>43232050Mogs me
post cutfuel
>>43232783two sweaty manmoders sniffing and rubbing on each other…
>>43233003ecstasy.....
imagine if you will, two manmoders. they’re laying on the grass looking up at the sky. with her right hand, the moder on the left points to orion and its belt. her left hand remains inches away from her companion’s own right hand
>>43233147i'm going to kill myself stop
why do fakemoders torment truemoders so?
confidence boost when they get mad
hey man
whats up bro
>>43232050meat
i wish i were a woman
do you think cis women ever wish they were women?
>>43232458it's because you're fucking lucky
i think i should kill myself
i can't even cry when i think about it anymore its just thoughtless noise because my brain refuses to acknowledge how badly i fucked up everything for myself. its been this way for years
i just want to be loved and i can't even have that without fucking it up
>>43233218that’s why i just didn’t respond
what brand chest binder do i get
cowbinder
>>43233155i’m sorry i didn’t mean to make people sad, i just prefer that sort of moder creative writing to the “fuck and suck a moder” type
>>43233147keep writing or i'll kms
>>43233646it's okay i'm sorry i shouldn't have said that i'm just lonely
holding my moder down and putting my thumbs in her eyes. i want to be the last thing she sees
swooning
my tummy hurts
brapping my little moder
i wrap my arms around her bricky waist, she moans as i move them up her belly, like she is toothpaste. i grunt, she lifts off the ground, folding into herself, pushing her bottom into my pelvis. warmth escapes her. my meaty hands, they rape 'er.
is it ethical to keep and own a moder?
it's your duty
Open the fuckin new thread you crazy bastards
will you miss us
bump
get over here NOW
wish i could get sexually assaulted like bumpmoder.....
Made the new go find it in the catalog
>>43234286