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last skidmark >>43216982
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>>43219562
>last skidmark
why are you like this
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i'm trans and i love my trans husband
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PAIGEPAIGEPAIGEPAIGEPAIGEPAIGEPAIGE
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thread is off to a rough start but the next post will save it:
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i'm still trans and i still love my trans husband
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>>43219580
it's on theme
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>>43219593
you have strong latent untapped psychic powers
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throwing out a dad post
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>>43219621
is that leadpig?
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Pussy boys not on t daddy loves you<3
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>>43219629
Need to see my twink cum drip off that moustache
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When your boyfriend smushes you into the crack of the couch and you can hardly breathe while he's groping and smooching you everywhere but the lips all sloppy and careless style.
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what even is "act of service"
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>>43219668
being a doormat
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Do you think samael saw the bjorse in iceland
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>>43219668
When your boyfriend tells you the lights were flickering, so you chase the open neutral in the attic all day while he's at work and fix it so his house won't burn down and the cieling lights recieve the correct voltage uwu
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>>43219668
Rubbing your feetsies :3
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my love language is touch uwu

>>43219660
father abusing son coded
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>>43219697
I love those human chocolates, it's hard to find vegan chocolate in stores :l
One of their flavors is really really good and smooth, but I fogot which, vegan chocolate is normally a bit gritty :c
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>>43219708
feetsies, sockies, coochie
these are words we're leaving behind
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>>43219668
a lack of communication
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>>43219708
I used to do that for my dad, and now funilly enough I like doing it for the men I date lol

>>43219735
>human chocolates
coprophagophiliac detected
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>>43219697
good haul. I like those organic hazelnut dark chocolate bars
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>>43219735
>human chocolate
does it use breastmilk?
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>>43219697
I never tried any of these btw
Expensive
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>>43219747
Man I would love someone loving on me feet
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I used my brothers pubes as floss my brother is 19
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>>43219668
sucking every single one of your bfs toesies
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>>43219829
hi orphan
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>>43219764
>Phag
Excuse me?

>>43219780
They have a couple different alternative milks in their flavors, some are almond or oat.
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i just use floss picks
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inserting the 3ds stylus into my penis hole
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Gotta doodoo the life of a showgirl
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cumming inside of my
top boyfriend's hole,
and then sucking the cum out with my tongue.
:3
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>>43219925
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>>43219838
same trick wont work twice i ate the slip slip fruit
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does anyone here do sounding? what does it feel like?
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>>43219992
it feels like putting a metal stick in your cock. completely ridiculous.
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>>43219992
Feels pretty good especially vibrating ones
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Wish thorny would sound his eyes sockets with a icepick
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>>43219925
shhhh
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ban anons who use emoticons
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>>43220043
Many are saying this.
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Was told I am exactly like Theo Von in personality & things I say
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i'm gonna go look at dicks or something
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>>43219703
we love a handybottom don’t we folks
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>>43220176
take me with you
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>>43220180
>>>/soc/34920399
>>>/soc/34910942
>>>/soc/34917956
i like these ones
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>>43220154
They said you seemed 'peed on' not Theo Von. Happened at a Culver's restroom, i was there.
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>>43220222
the first one is pretty hot, would give a reach around
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>>43219992
Would never do that after reading Guts.
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>>43220154
You give me moo moo cow kink girl vibes more than him.
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Post top 3 hottest gaygeners of your era.

1. Tex
2. Rexie
3. Noah
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>>43220277
what's the point of gassing up people who aren't here? i'm good
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>>43220228
lol
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>>43220280
ah ok keep posting your fantasy men then ig
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>>43220277
what the fuck is a noah
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why dads weird to their sons sometimes, it's uncomfortable

>>43220300
a jew
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>>43220277
intertex fingers
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>>43220277
haribo shallo atmos
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I want to show you guys my plushies but you dont care!!
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>>43220316
>why dads weird to their sons sometimes
huh?
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>>43220332
he's just wearing underwear. that must be uncomfortable
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>>43220300
Its what you should say when mama ask you if you want seconds
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>>43220343
just paige things idfk i think im just gonna ignore not like this topic ever goes anywhere
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>>43220343
just like with words or pinching or whatever
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there is such a thing as too big an ass
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>>43220350
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>>43220277
Anon
Anon
Anon somwtimes known as anonymous
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>>43220277
This is as butch as a lesbian can get before you guys get scared.
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>>43220277
No wonder she always posts floating head bodyless pics
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>>43220327
Good list
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My quick HIV test was negative last week but I'm worried I didn't do it right
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>>43220396
lol
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>>43220300
You were literally here when he was lol
>>43220343
They're not, you're just a weirdo paige.
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surprising the guy you're dating with your big dick because you never brought it up before is a great feeling
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>>43220416
im bad at remembering online people
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>>43220358
>words or pinching
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>>43220444
He was a pooner.
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>>43220423
how do you even get a date without displaying the goods
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>>43220457
decent looks and charm
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>>43220452
Arent we all
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>>43220452
sorry i just dont remember i have awful memory esp pre-medication stuff
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>>43220469
ok i'm fucked then
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>>43220457
nta but i've never shown my dick to anyone before getting into bed
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>>43220446
what
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>>43220469
how to charm someone
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>>43220470
Gay love is beautiful and powerful.
>>43220471
That's ok. He was here around 2022-2023. Scottish guy with cute style and wanted a bf.
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>>43220488
you obscure the fact that you read manga and talk about old movies and concerts instead
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When you're attractive anything you do is charming
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i'm downloading tinder again but i don't know what i should put down for job...
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>>43220523
what if i fart loudly and continuously and without interruption
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>>43220509
But i want someone who reads manga and wants to get watch anime 12 hours a day
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>>43220530
hole
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>>43220548
Unattractive thoughts manifest outwardly
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>>43220395
they were so hot that they drove several brown posters insane irl
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>>43220550
those people don't need to be charmed, they're impressed just by you having a driver's license
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what's the name of this hot slut
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>>43220562
Roald Dahl went the fuck off here
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how do you guys feel about german band apollo 3 from 2006 to 2009
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>>43220594
my man julius-1984
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>>43220604
except that's not true at all and a lot of vile people are physically attractive
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>>43220614
No god only makes evil people ugly and poor
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>>43220611
does he post hole?
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plz don’t talk in chat unless you’re high rated like me 3000 NA 1500 EU
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Fucking dudes feels good.
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>>43220611
thx fren
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>>43220645
dude gave both pounds and kilos
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>>43220630
he's instagram only so nie
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Don't you ever cum in my mouth or I spit it on your face
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>>43220662
ew
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Fun fact: Hazel by Far Apart is actually about ME
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>>43220671
Just as according to keikaku
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>>43220671
idk what I'd do if a bottom tried that with me. probably beat him into a coma.
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i'm not gonna last, bros
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>>43220785
no, you gotta edge for longer
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>>43220671
Haha yeah I would hate that...
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>>43219709
youve been on this thread since i first started using 4chan and u havent got a little better at drawing how do u do it?
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>>43220785
Try praying to benjamin netanyahoo
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>>43220790
for real. i wish i could unload in a cute guy right now
>>43220827
he's not cute
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>>43220662
He looks like a fucking slut
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>>43220844
we're all out but there are cute guys that can unload in you
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>>43220821
how long have you been using 4channel dot com
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what u guys think happened to the pinecone anon
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>>43220889
who?
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>>43220861
honestly wouldn't even mind finishing myself off while getting a mouthful. today's a hard day
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>>43220821
kek one last amused smirk before bed thanks gn
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>>43220910
hard indeed
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>>43220874
25 years
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>>43220910
>while getting a mouthful
cumslut
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Love the concept that I’m expected to work my life away so a couple ppl can lay in bed all day and play golf on their 30 yachts I looooove being a worker ant slave for blood drinking reptiloid pedophiles
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What ever you do, don't ever look up pictures of parasite feces
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try developing a fetish for your work uniform to help get you through the day
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recs for male asmr channels ?
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do you delete nudes from people you're no longer in contact with? like hookups or past bfs
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>>43220562
Absolute bs, but I remember a 988 operator once said something like this to me and I fired back with "you realize that just makes me want to kill myself more, right?"
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>>43221009
yeah. shame cause it'd include some really hot fetish stuff, but it'd be weird to hold onto
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>>43221056
why is it weird tho?
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>>43221069
i don't think people expect you to keep jerking off to that stuff when you part ways but maybe i'm wrong. if someone kept mind it wouldn't be the worst thing, as long as they didn't spread them around.
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i would be devastated if none of my exs kept even a dick pic to show their little buddies
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>>43221136
well those people are stupid. i have more nudes than cute couple pics so what else am i to save
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>>43221163
now that's weird. i wouldn't show anyone other people's nude
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>>43221176
i love my dick and everyone else should get a chance to as well
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>>43221205
ok let me see it
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>>43221205
can we....?
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>>43221205
post it
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>>43220222
tf is wrong with people? I've never seen so many dried up over preened dicks in my life. They all look like they spend half the day jerking with moisturizer and the other half obsessively manscaping
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nope i already got a homo sorry
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>>43221290
how is it dried up if they're jerking half the day with moisturizer. and what is preened about those dicks
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why don't you have a homo, anon? that guy has one.
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>>43221333
they were all out at the homo store
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>>43221333
*Said in a chris chan voice* I'm working on it!
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Groomed dihs
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I'm seriously hard.
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Not sure if I should take another HIV test
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>>43221393
I just want you to rate the Tool albums from best to worst
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>>43221400
lol
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when you gotta cancel the edge cause legs are cold again.
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>>43221424
post legs (with little bit of dick)
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I am a gay American
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>>43221445
no foreskin
sad
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genuinely why are gay guys so evil irl
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>>43221457
>>43221456
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>>43221445
>hello i am a castrated eunuch
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>>43221457
people all across the spectrum of humanity are evil
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?
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>>43221462
even if i wasnt gay id still make fun of your no foreskin
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need feeder bf
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>>43221456
Mine doesn't smell like a rotting dumpster. Foreskin havers are bragging about getting poop caught up in their foreskin, yuck bacteria and odors. Just why zewd
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notice how peter thiel is gay
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>>43221489
lmao i've never seen cope like this
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>>43221467
Not jealous of you sorry
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>>43221477
bro, what reason would a straight man have to care about another man's penis
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>>43221495
you've seen it in the mirror tho I'm sure. If u raw fuck someone you're getting all their sludge up inside your foreskin where it will marinate like bratwurst lol
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>>43221401
That's a tough one. I haven't even listened to Fear Innoculum all the way. Ænima was my first album.
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>>43221507
cope harder cutlet
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uncut cock is rarely on my mind, they get tucked away in their own separate category
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yfw your bf's smegma smells like Somalian food lmao
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>>43221435
you know what, sure. compromise
https://files.catbox.moe/1b2zi5.jpg
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>they get tucked away in their own separate category
your hole
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>>43221547
i know his hole is hairy
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all the cutfag cope
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Do any of you have any plushies? Besides Winona and mr fuckcakes?
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>>43221569
i look like this
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>>43221563
No we're not trans women
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>>43221547
hi ramen
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>>43221569
built for topping hairy builtfat white bottoms
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>>43221580
Men came have plushes
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>>43221574
Based
>>43221583
Cringe
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men can have one plush as room decor. anything more than that is a red flag.
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"Men came only enjoy what i say is acceptable"
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A gay without his foreskin is an angel with his wings...
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>>43221588
men on hrt
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i just think narcissists live an interesting juxtaposition. their narcissism precludes everyone is beneath them and yet they still seek the acknowledgement of those they consider strong even though the validation is squandered on them.
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>>43221686
but enough about vegeta
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>>43221686
Cdc
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i think it's like when you're kids and your parents were strict. like oh you sat around mashing dorito's into the couch all day and didn't get your chores done so now you're gunna get an ass beatin' instead.
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>>43221686
>they still seek the acknowledgement of those they consider strong
Incorrect. Narcissists differ from sociopaths in that they exclusively look for weaker humans to seek validation from, because they are weak on the inside. A narcissist is drawn to victims, people seeking to orbit another person. A narcissist gravitates towards the weak and wants nothing to do with a strong minded person who is likely to sniff out their bullshit.
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>>43221737
that doesn't undermine the point. although they're often full of themselves, they tend to be insecure. that is why they entertain the attention. the validation is ineffective because it's external. it doesn't have an impact of the internal psychology. so you can't really fix their narcissism.
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When a narcissist can sense that another person has figured him out, he'll immediately try to cut them out of his life, get them fired if it's at work, to protect his fragile ego which is always vulnerable to being shattered.
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>>43221777
You can't fix any personality disorder. A person's personality is a hardwired integral part of their psyche.
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Just realized my bf will have to make dinner when I recovering from surgery but he's not like to cook or experienced at it
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>>43221802
it becomes hard wired but people aren't born shitty, they become shitty
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>>43221783
a psychopath, sure. not necessarily a narcissist. a narcissist will let you carry them across the finish line so long as you blow smoke up their ass. if the relationship is beneficial to them they'll conclude they did such a great job. they assume control in the relationship. when one of the parties is more altruistic it can even become parasitic.
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>>43221802
you just haven't beat them enough
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>>43221851
i thought he had an all-gums smile
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>>43221818
Ok
>>43221827
This is so familiar to someone I know.
>>43221842
Exactly
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it's friday but i have work tomorrow :/
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>>43221888
I wish I could have a job
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>>43221908
sex work is accessible
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>>43221908
Barista for you
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any weekend plans, bros?
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>>43221951
taking webmd's advice
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>>43221952
lmao, the dude pulling up his skirt kills me
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>>43221951
Do you?
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>>43221951
Be an alcoholic. Maybe message some of the guys who liked me on tinder. Go to the thrift store. Take a walk. Jerk off. Not change anything about myself in any way that matters. Keep making the same mistakes. Shit myself. Idk
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>>43221967
He didn't want the other boys to see those lush loaves.
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>>43221973
not really just a exam tomorrow and then most likely video games until monday
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>>43222023
What games?
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>>43221988
I feel like it's a ploy to cup his balls
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lemme hear yall show some love for clipboards!
woo bad
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>>43221928
I'm too ugly and spergy

>>43221938
I've tried, couldn't handle it due to social anxiety and anorexic thoughts. food service is off the menu, pardon the pun.
>>43221951
get through tomorrow bc it's going to be rough
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>>43221851
Would sodomize
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is it a clipboard thats letting anything that says theyre harvard run them or is it just u
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>>43222036
i only play civ 5 and sometimes darkest dungeon nowadays
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>>43222091
Sit on my pp while you play
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>>43222104
shut up dad
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>>43222104
get under my desk and service me while i play, fag
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miss the times when normal people used to drop by this shithole
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>>43222109
You're allowed to keep some things to yourself
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>>43222134
So you could do everything to drive them away
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shallo
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pick your bf >>43211993
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>>43222193
I'm only into black men
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>>43222193
the one on the right since i don't like left's hair
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>>43222134
Posting dozens of pictures of your bowel movements and trying to dox or catfish them might be why they left.
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>>43222204
fine pick one
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~sigh~
There's nothing to do, and it's Friday. I guess I'll get high and get my dick sucked. Like always.
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>>43222289
Do it
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>>43222278
middle is the obvious bottom
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>>43222187
Shallow, shallow, give it to me, give it to me
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>>43222278
There's only one black guy, what do you think
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who here is bored? i'm bored.
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>>43222312
don't encourage him, he forces his dogs to perform oral on him with peanut butter
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>>43222349
Lmao I don't care I'm allergic to dogs fuck em
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>>43221951
Ya I'm going to my sister's wedding.
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the nigger's hallucinating again
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>>43221951
Not much honestly, think I'll make a pizza on Saturday and get my car fixed, it needs repairs.
>>43222216
>Posting dozens of pictures of your bowel movements and trying to dox or catfish them might be why they left
Damn was it really that bad, I'm kinda new to /gaygen/? Not 4chan though.
>>43222289
By "get dick sucked", do you mean masturbation, Anon?
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I just want a rough handsome bf who likes kidnapping rp
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i would be a really good bottom, but not so good of a bf because of my internal homophobia. like of course i'm willing to take dick, but relationship-wise i'm not 100% there. i think
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>>43222407
you'd prolly work better with someone who isn't into pda or that affectionate. although obv it'd be ideal to get over your homophobia
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>>43222406
Dude let me save you
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Being a fat gay nigga is so weird you'll meet guys who say they're feral for fat men and then you learn they're a virgin because they "can't find any". Fat guys are everywhere so what the fuck is going on?
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>>43222431
from what lol
it's not real kidnapping
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>>43222436
they want a very specific idea of a fat man
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>>43222424
no i'm into pda and affection, wtf kind of advice is this.
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>>43222446
thinking about the wrong type of self hating homo
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>>43219562
aight, boys, what will it be?
Boxers or briefs?
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boxer briefs
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>>43222437
Just in general.
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>>43222498
Regular mens underwear, I don't think I've ever worn boxers before. But sometimes if I'm feeling extra freaky, I'll go commando
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Kidnapping paige, putting her inside my van, and she's blindfolded so she can't see, and then taking her blindfold off to show her I've taken her to therapy. That's where b needs to be.
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>>43222536
i got new trunks, heather grey, calvin size medium. new cotton feels so soft, i probably go through a set of undies in 1 year, because after all the washing they get tattered and don't provide as much cushion for my delicate skin.. also the piss stains are an eyesore, i can't let my bf see that, it would be so embarrassing hehe. oh my gosh
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i should also be recieving my ribbed briefs and thong tomorrow, if it arrives on time :(
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receiving* >.<
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>>43222559
I just want Paige to be happy honestly
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>>43222547
>>43222618
nomi coded posts
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>>43222628
Both me. No idea what that means. I'm drunk.
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my organs are bubbling up inside. sigh, it's that time again isn't it.
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>>43222670
inflation?
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>>43222628
Do you think he still posts? I thought he got arrested on gun charges and being a lulu lol
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>>43222670
C A N C E R
G R O W I N G
I N S I D E
Y O U
E X P A N D I N G
E A T I N G
M M M M M M
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>>43222618
Paige is happy being hog tied by older men. You can't change anyone on here.
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>>43222693
Yeah. True.
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Good evening <3
How are you doing today?

>>43219697
Ohhh chocolate! :D
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Talked to Santino

>>43222726
Great. Went to dinner with my parents
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>>43222676
no, my rectum is literally a meatpocket-shaped muscle that undulates rhythmically, whenever my prostate becomes engorged with seminal fluid.. because my body has conditioned itself for "efficiency". all this to say, i'm a horny little faggot who loves getting pounded.
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>>43222750
damn
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>>43222742
Nice! That sounds like a fun time! I will be going soon to dinner with mine too for a birthday. We're going to Olive Garden I think.
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>>43222750
you describe yourself like an autistic cenobite
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>>43222836
>Olive Garden
My parents hate that place but I also went to an Italian place
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>>43222837
i'm a feminine looking male
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*staring at the ground and fidgeting* we have such sights to show you *autistically spreads butt cheeks revealing a growling fanged bussy handcrafted by leviathan*
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try the brakes
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Usa police are so patient
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My name is is poopa
I shit on the second floor
I stink upstairs from you
Yes I think you've smelled me before
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>>43221951
learning to love being alone
relationships and hookups are so overrated if you're truly independent and desire real freedom
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idk what app or phone it is that has those soft focus filters that smooth out all facial features but fat and slightly ugly guys fucking love using it even though it only makes them look worse
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>>43222919
It's facetune
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idk. i think your problem is youre too much of a fob (lacking the grammar skills and diction) to not stay on mental problem
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>>43222850
Oh hehe that's good too! We also go to Strings sometimes. I like their bisque.
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>>43222919
I don't mind that as much as I mind guys who exfoliate and moisturize their face to a mirror sheen that really just makes them look greasy and weird.
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im the cosmetic surgeon that snips it off without any of that other nonsense (a lot of us)
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>>43219604
where's his benis?
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gumption
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>>43222984
>Strings
Oh so you're from Colorado?
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is there an app where i can meet a cute single guy who isn't a slut
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i know it dont come in a shot glass
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>>43223046
No and even if there were they would be lyings
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>>43223031
No, California :)
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>>43223082
>California
this town ain't big enough for the two of us
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>>43222919
i find myself seeing a lot of guys in the south west who clearly had botox, lip filler, and other shit done to their face, i hope it's facetune but i'm not willing to meet them to find out, you get one shot to make a good impression with your photo, stop doing dumbshit
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>>43223046
College orientation in September
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>>43223095
30+ guys only
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>>43223046
Yeah it's called jesus maybe I'll finally visit my local gay church this Sunday who knows vvvvt
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let's get drunk and fuck like rabbits...
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>>43223103
The divorced dad subreddit
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>>43223095
exactly, college is the answer for everything which is surprising how much it's asked on here how to meet guys...
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>>43223131
>>43223131
>>43223131
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