>5 year hrt manmoder>c cups>need to go to the doctor to get a sick note for workI'm so fucked. I'm gonna go there and he's gonna make me take of my shirt to listen to my chest and shit with that weird Doctor thing they put on your back.what do I even do? like do I go there with a bra and just look like a massive sissy fetishist? or do I like just flash my boobs at him and gaslight him about it? either way he's gonna be mega weird about it. do I just say yeah i take estrogen? or do I pretend it's gyno? I'm so fucking cooked what do I do anons? I have like 2 hours to think of somethingpic unrel
>>43246743I haven't gotten a sick note from a doctor in 7 years for partly this reason.
>>43246743you deserve this for manmoding for 5 years. grow your hair out and put on the dress, faggot
>>43246748yeah same but like I'm genuinely like really ill rn and definitely cant work like this I need one unfortunately
>>43246751I haven't gotten sick once since starting hrt in 2019. Gave my immune system super powers
>>43246743it's called a stethoscope and it listens to the inside of your body. but half of the patients are female so it's not really a big deal.
doctors have seen way grosser bodies
>>43246743go to urgent care. dont mention boobs. they won't care.
>>43246749thats not gonna save me now is it? I'm still male in their system regardless of what I do>>43246755Good for you, I managed to keep it up till this year's when my company completely overloaded my team around Christmas and all of us basically collapsed under it. all my colleagues have had a major immune system crash this year, I actually lasted the longest>>43246759yeah but I'm not female. I'm listed as a man with them, I'm legally male, I look and sound and everything like a man.>>43246760ngl true
nona do you think that doctors all have a protocol where they stop the whole floor and gather everybody there, who are super cooler than you btw, so they can make you strip while they point and laugh?it's going to be awkward, and with the endless rollout of medical surveillance I definitely understand the reticence, but they're probably waayy too busy to bully you
>>43246765you are taking a female hormone for five years and you've grown two large female body parts on your body...what if he takes some blood tests and they say you are female?
>>43246765>my company completely overloaded my team around Christmas and all of us basically collapsedSo then why do you need a doctors note? The company knows that everyone is sick and its they're fault. Should be fine
>>43246773I don't think that's how it works>>43246772hmhhh I hope you're right>>43246777policy is policy unfortunately... and I might also need it for uni idk
>>43246777god i'm so glad i don't work for a giant company>>43246785no if he's unaware you are female he'll think you have anemia but letting him treat it would actually hurt you so...
>>43246789it's not even big hr is just really up their own ass.I mean if he draws blood I'm gonna tell him about hrt ig
>>43246796yeah i just told my boss i was sick lately and he was like oh me too and then we chatted about the illness that seems to be going aroundmuch nicer process than going to and paying a doctor to write down that i said i had a sore throat last weekmy doctor's know i am a girl though...
>>43246743People know that males take estrogen on purpose, my guyIt's OK
>>43246743You are fucking dumb as fuck.
>>43246743what the fuck? doctors make you take your shirt off?
>>43246826not op but i missed that partactually i've only had one doctor do that and she was a gynecologist so she already knew i am female. she didn't even look so i don't even know why i had to remove the shirt...
>>43246840hang on are you mtf or ftm?
>>43246826to listen to your heart and lungs yeah?>>43246822yeah no shit but what do want me to do? if I honmoded you'd hate me for being an optics nuke. I'm a bodypassoid megafacehon unfortunately >>43246802yeah but won't it get me into trouble
>>43246842i have never once had a doctor make me take my shirt off or lift my shirt up to do that
>>43246841mtf
>>43246847did they just do it through your shirt then?
>>43246841mtf but obviously post op>>43246848correct
>>43246852yeah? as far as i knew that was what they did with everybody
>>43246857damn im retarded sorry
>>43246841>>43246848>>43246860many cis female friends have told me their doctors check their breasts but also that doctor i went to didn't think i could have breasts without an operation so i didn't regard her as very competent (she also managed to damage my vagina)
>>43246858damn ok so that means I'm safe right? so no bra just t-shirt would be better so he can't notice im wearing a bra?
>>43246743How the fuck are you hiding C cups in everyday life?
>>43246863sorry have you never been to the doctor before?? did you just assume you'd get molested?
>>43246865I don't. people generally don't seem to care or even notice >>43246869I have and as far as I remember the last time I was there I had to take it off idk its been years and years
>>43246883Are you fat?
>>43246885~20 bmi atm hoping to go down to 16.5 why?
>>43246889It's just weird that nobody notices. Anyways, tell the doctor that you had gynecomastia since you were a teenager if they ask.
>>43246895I don't wanna flash my boobs at him tho
>>43246902ugh nona just ask if you can keep your shirt on. If he never planned to ask you? that's probably less weird than "oops who's boobs are these," yeah? working through illness is 1000% worse than a doctor having your boobs in his brain-boob-folder you're over thinking this and by a lot
>>43246950okay I'll try that thank you
>>43246950>working through illness is 1000% worse than a doctor having your boobs in his brain-boob-folderNo you faketroon.
>>43246743>just flash my boobs at him and gaslight him about ityeah they wont notice. lotsa dudes mog met. anorex