Ow the Edge editionold >>43246821QOTT: What if Shadow was a girlhog?
breeding shadow the girlhog
>>43255413girlhog is a delicacy where i'm from
I keep a pile of blankets and pillows next to me in bed that I pretend is another babytrans manmoder. I like resting my head on it and pretending that she always wants me pressing my body against her. I glad she's not real so I never have to lose her.
who up touchin they girl hog?
i makeout with three pillows stuffed into a long pillowcase and pretend its
>>43255995A big worm
buy a body pillow (trust me)
making out with longcat
>>43256033Seems like a sadness multiplier
you people are so funny i just wanted to obscure any perceived target of my affection that would be humiliating to have known
looked up my ex and found she tried to get divorced from the guy she married after me award
>looked up ex after 5 years>scroll through a bunch of old posts>notice one that said "i should have said yes to nona">a week later she had rushed to get engaged to her backup guy
i use my shark as my body pillow
moobs in a tank top moder
what? why aren't you guys just sleeping with your girlfriends?
i like men
wish I had a girlfriend but I'm too unlovable and destructive
wish i had a girlfriend but i’m probably too aloof and don’t offer anything to anyone
BORGER KANG
It's a piece of cake to bake a piece of cake
Why am i doing this again?
>>43256411GO GO
>>43256169YOU DONT HAVE MULTIPLE STFU
doorslam christcucks
I look like lily tino unironically btwI just wish I had a cute face like blehhhhh it’s just so long tho and so wide it doesn’t look remotely cute unless I cover it with as much hair as I can manage I actually look so baaaadI should detrans and just be a gender dysphoric HRT repper and give up on being a guy and hope I can induce AAP or smthn
fat with small penis :(
show off that fat for tummy tuesday
anorexic with small penis :(
damn captcher don't wanna load on desktop now
there's some wacky shit going on since the board went back up.
i wish cis girls would learn that "you're so pretty i come here just stare at you" comes off more as creepy than endearing
rather than creepy I'd think "wow am i that weird looking?
>>43257227need a creepy girl
I still haven't filled out my 1040. I'm just so fucking lazy...
my astrovials finally arrived :) fuck you la poste. i am no longer relegated to being a gel-i-ebegged-for-hon
>>43257727congrats, now you get to be a years-of-weekly-injections-for-nothing-hon (i am projecting)
I like the injection. Whin im spice i use a bigger gauge to get that fun blood-rush to the head and all sweaty
my life sucks and i'm also gay
What manmoder bands do you guys like? For me, its Moderhead.
Being called out for toxic masculinity by a cis f friend who knows my manmoder hurts. She’s the only one irl who knows about my dark secret.
I’m fat unwashed smelly disgusting and my mouth smells and im a moid to lazy to get my credentials changed and my draft waived
>>43257915tell her to go back to the kitchen
Saw an honest to god hon today at the store. She had a bf tho so fuck her...
imagine having a hard enough life just being trans and then deciding to be straight on top of that and throwing away what little potential you had
I decided to be straight because no transbian would ever want me
>>43257915>toxic masculinitybasedpussy-ass bitches get they ass crushed and juiced by the kings
>>43258839but men will? isn’t the stereotype that transbians have low standards?
crush her wet pussy with that heavy pipe, king! lay down the law on that bitch. dick her down and dirty like a damp basement while blasting black metal, gore, and porn. the mighty defiant demon must demand greatness.
>>43258917Idk thats just how it worked out. I wish it wasn't different but it isn't
>>43258839i want your body to dump in the lake because i'm a motherfucking beast. heil our demon trannies! heil victory! i'll murder you and laugh. i'm sawing you in half. i'll open up your stomach and put your spine in a vice
>>43258945have you not tried dating a transbian? i'm sure you could pull one.
>>43258955They dont want someone that just looks like a sickly man
>sawing you in halfthats hard work anon idk if youre ready
>>43257939i got a chainsawi'll eat your brains rawi like the taste of your blood>>43259017i'm sick with deep hatred for the human race>>43259069>hard workyou mean hard play?I Accepted Satan Into My HeartI’m a born again SATANnistI. AM. LILITH!!1 and i'm not afraid of any of you crazy fucking women. why the fuck do they accuse me of sexually harassing them? i don't care! write a fucking blogpost about it!! I AM THE KING!!1 i am an alien lifeform that feeds on the weed and good pussy i needKING LILITH—IN DEATH REBORN—MARTIAN RESSURECTION
havent seen mmg get this schizo before, cool
I can fix you....
80°F+ highs the entire rest of the week, 84 right now. they want me dead
>>43259128newfagit's gotten so much worse
>>43259128the long post times gives the moders too much time to think
imm sorry but when i take a shower im like it would be such a waste if this body wasnt on estrogen
>>43259157i'll pop some corn !>>43259161ya whats the deal with that
fuck me
>>43259128is it not just methy?
>>43259172newmoot hired too many nontranners and they dont know shit about the internetz
staying in bed all day and fondling my tiddies because I'm depressed and sick or just not sleeping enough fuck work fuck responsibility fuck my social life fuck my future
Let me nurse you back to health
i am the King of Helli am the God of Hellfirec'mon, motherfuckersjust to watch you burni held everything insidethings fall apartwelcome to my innermost hatei will crush youi'll whip you with scorpionsdestroy everythingWHY DID YOU LEAVE MEWHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOU WERE SUPPOSED TO FIX ME? YOU DIDN'T FIX ME! YOU BROKE ME!!YOUBROKEMEWHY? you will atone! I AM THE RIGHTEOUS HAND OF GOD... you bitches get ripped in pieces. can't forgive this. i broke Jesus. i'm too sick for a pill. my therapist said that working with me is just uselessyou thought i get too high?i will crush you! i will crush your body in the shower with my hidden power to kill. because you're fat and gay. you will never be a real woman and will never be loved. plus your white. you fucking women need to stop crying about sexual assault when i know for a fact you're raping AI-generated copies of me inside simulations. violate flame. i need to vibrate higher to capture the opening of the portal from this Earth of 3D to one Earth of 4 or 4D. going to the 5D... intuition 100. heart rate: 100. vibration=100; concentration = 100; level == 100; i am evil i hurt innocent people
Russian sucide 100. children watching: 100. children crying = 100. me laughing=100. demonic prophecies == 100% level of truth and love SUICIDE IN RUSSIA IS SUICIDE IN RUSSIA MAX
>>43259169being agp is based and healthy
increment russian suicide counter. russian suicide overflowing with pain. uncountable russian suicide ocean. it's infinite. time and space Earth or Space Heaven or Hell freedom or jail little boy. gay little boy
>>43259178it usually is
>>43259252so if i think my body's kinda tea i'm agp?
A gentle princess :)
>>43259209wya
I am the lord of all manmoders (17 years of manmoding)
I’m 25 am I too old to troon out again?
you're all lying about the man thing i keep meeting girls from here that are super cute
>>43259321Northeast
>>43259333I'll bet you girlmode
>>43259361Never once in my life
>>43259336those are fakemoders
ts is true
>>43259335>againwatalso no
I am the one who modes
THEY SPRAYED ME WITH POISON NERVE GAS
EVEN AROUND CORNERS
THEY SPRAINED MY ANKLE BY MAKING ME SLIP IN THE POOP
THIS ENDS NOW
I lowk wanna form tttt death squad from moders here and go to war as assault unitanyone who survive will afford FFSwhat do u think? come with me
I'm literally so turned on by the sound of men moaning that i don't even need visuals to get off anymore just just audio
i got the poo on me
>>43259464SAME
>>43259460anyone who can pass after ffs are already passoids so not worth it for people here
it’s gonna be so funny when no one notices my cones when i don’t wear a hoodie anyway because i’m so overwhelmingly male
>>43259491why am i like this im such a perv
>>43259336like, irl?
>>43259336iv only met passers from 4chan i agree tbhon
>>43259460irl tarkov raid with the moders
hurts to pee desu
would i be made fun of for only playing pve tarkov
>>43259602probably selection bias where the truly unpassable ones don’t try and meet people
this book had like 3 good chapters and they were all at the beginning
>>43259562normal woman sexuality
>>43259672how i felt reading mashle
Are we just failed men?
>>43259686manga is for children>>43259690im not a man though
>>43259495Most people who pass are hons anyway cause their bodies suckT. Am one
>>43259690im afab
>>43259460the hons of hormuzthe moders do mariupol
>>43259690afab here, think you might be the only man
>>43259629pve is fine as long as you are having fun!
>>43259722gtfo fakemoder
>>43259690not really i succeeded by every metric of maxxculinity>>43259722iv just got these sweet sweet cones
>>43259690I'm a successful man>>43259736>>43259747let me piv
my girlfriend is a bit too gay ngl
>>43259795shut up lia we all know you pass
i crush so hard on fake lesbians that when they turn bi i suck their boyfriend's dicks just to get a tastei wanna taste every raceblack dick in my mouthred dick in my mouthyellow dick in my mouthwhite dick in my mouthsour fake lesbian pussy yogurt flavored dick in my mouth from the north to the southnow>>43258839can i suck your boyfriend's dick, gay little boy?
>>43259820be thankful for your gay girlfriend
>>43259736just tell me this: how sour, exactly, is your probiotic culture?
>>43259826chudette is a fake lesbian with a bf now?
what race is your boyfriend? describe the taste and smell of his heavy pipe in detail
>>43259795I don’t have cones but I have a hon body>>43259772I’m a real manmoder because I detransed so now I look like a pretty boy. I’m here cause tranny thoughts returned so I want to be humiliated to the ground til I kms or smth like that
laser appointment got canceled :( now i’ve gotta reschedule
>>43259815no>>43259839activia
perhaps you'd have more luck in repgen!you stupid monkey
>>43257939do you smell like black people? or cigarettes? i love the smell of poor black people that smoke menthol newports. i love the way fat people smell the day before their eviction date. it's like garlic fear honey
>>43259875>nowhy not
>>43259820how gay exactly is she? please provide examples.
>>43259862take your fucking hrt, retard, and if you are then wtf do you mean?why do we get so many literal girlmoders and reppers in mmg?
>>43259887I find her making out with my other girlfriend in bed sometimes
sweet, and drizzled over cheesy onions. i wash it down with boymilk from gay little boys like you. thank you.
>>43259862>passednot a manmoder>detransedalso not a manmoder
>>43259887she quotes sappho to me
>>43259893Okay so I know this will sound insane but I was (am) so insicure about my body I couldn’t be happy at all. I didn’t girlmode, I didn’t use makeup, I just voice trained (but I never used it outside), I just couldn’t properly do anything.In the end I was a mess cause I just pretended to be a guy while looking like a woman to the point I corrected people about my gender constantly, so I looked like a freakish poon idiot.But the thing is: my body sucks. I’m hard carrier by my face, ass and boobs, everything else is fucking terrible so I couldn’t get into a relationship because I was insecure and I was terrorised of girlmoding because I didn’t want people to clock me because my shoulders or hands and shit cause then I couldn’t deny I wasn’t a trannyAnd then like there are some passoids friends who mog the shit out of me (and cis women too really) which makes me so depressed and uncompetitive (body wise, again). And also i felt awful compared to even ugly cis women, I celt like a chad walking and owning everything cause I was bigger than life (literally) Btw I know this sounds deranged and bait but I swear to god, I’m insane deranged and all of that and I did detrans for it (and I’m here cause I’m having a manic episode after months of peace)
stayed in bed for 16 hours award>>43259842I can't be a lesbian because I'm a ma'an