>>43262900
spongebob big guy pants yeah ok grraah
would it be a good idea to heat up coconut oil and use it to jerk off
the theme for this thread will be hairy arms
I'm bisexual.
>>43265276yeah it’s good stuff
>>43265266spongebob is a dicklet bottom>>43265277i support this
Easter brunch doesn't need to happen on easter dumbos. It's not connected to Jesus just a pastel spring brunch.
Not my problem
>>43265276i used to do that. it's good but a little annoying to clean up if you have a lot of hair down there. i know the area under my dick and above my balls would feel oily for a while after if i didn't go to sink and wash
>>43265246Moga choga la ta Crayola de Marma lawd! Oahowhaowhaowahhhhh
Spongebob is a big guy okay or else it wouldnt be spongebob big guy pants okay
>>43265287WHORE
>>43265311We need to col lab maybe even scissors a little?
>>43265287are his socks white at the bottom and blue at the top?
>>43265332the white part is the sock, the blue is a leg sleeve
>>43265276i used to put a piece of coconut oil in my ass before going to the sex bar
>>43265329No I ONLY scissor with sissyspacek LORD of the universe
>>43265347i'll have to google that. never knew that was a thing
Im not a jellyfish but im the catch
>>43265347Is this some kind of advanced jargon for sock freaks? They're are just normal long socks that people wear in field sports.
Doesn't Sneedven Trooniverse troon out together with a jeeta by doing the fusion dance and melding into a hermaphrodite that's older and thus of legal age so the creator can masturbate to it without feeling creepy?
>>43265372the leg sleeve is footless
>>43265372zoom in theyre different articles of clothing retarded bitch
>>43265373i don't think the characters not being legal age has stopped any cartoonist ever and also maam there is a penis in your image
gays, is clavicular gonna be alright?
>>43265372>t. Didn't zoom in on the socksIn a certain way ig it's only something a foot freak would notice
>>43265349no you didn't you are lying
the leg sleeves stays on during sex
>>43265397Yes mother vicky will save and convert him to be a good heterosexual man through her blessed cooter berniese and they will make lots of little clavickys <333
ok ill say it:mike pence did not look like the yuppie phenotype
clavicussy
I NEED ALL POONERS TO EXIT THE THREAD IMMEDIATELY
Thoughts on this?
>>43265440can he stay in that position while i top him
>>43265382>>43265387they're just tucked down and folded on his ankle, why would a rugby player have sleeves over his already long socks?
oh. so a clavicle was the worlds last weapon and hope against me? Debrah Shermstick Jones?
>>43265455owo nineteenie fresheenie meat treat daddy kitten loves you <3
sternocleidomastoid
>>43265457those are grippy socks, they usually don't go over the calf
>>43265420no i am not lying thats literally what i did some guys even use an injector to deep pre lube dey asshole but i found a piece of coconut oil works really well
>>43265457why have you decided to die on this very specific and inconsequential hill
>>43265477did anyone wearing shorts ever drip lube onto the floor when they were horny?
>>43265457fuck you heaux
>>43265455hot + I would
I HATE THE ILLUMINATI SO MUCH I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ok, you sock freaks won, it clearly a thing and all these guys are wearing socks and sleeves.
>be polish >feels like family and coworkers too hard on you>murders step-dad and 92yr old prababcia>says "murder is part of life"
>>43265522>ok, you sock freaks wonyippie
>>43265522it's like what horses wear
>>43265511did they take your foreskin?
>>43265527poolaks are barely human mama
>>43265540i just don't get why horses need clothes
i will never understand the appeal of dirty socks
why do I keep seeing pics of football players in sportsbras
>>43265550not everyone wants to see horse dick?
Do you like guys with glasses
>>43265548I remember a story of a polish guy wanted to skin a girl and wear her
>>43265562would he let me cum on his face while he's wearing them? if not then no
>>43265550so they don't look like whoreses
>>43265562not this one
>>43265522for me?? 4th from the left
>>43265566She was just expressing her gender identity you fucking chud
>>43265553I heard they have heart rate monitors in them, for science innit.
>>43265562Seems like no. That's why I'm getting LASIK next month then I'll finally get a bf for sure!
>>43265562yes, if they look nerdy, not a guy like that.
>>43265599I lold irl
>>43265586Mines third but all rugby places look like fourth. That's half of why I quit.
>>43265562Jake gyllenhaal eyes are carrying him for me
daddy bf
>>43265619makes me remember that youtube video about a guy getting lasik and almost going blind while having to live on painkillers for 2+ years
https://youtu.be/lu8m5FA2nL8I cant explain it - this Ukrainian and his strong beautiful voice turn me on and excite me
>>43265552they smell good ok >.<
>>43265638u like short, effeminate asian bottom?
>>43265660no
>>43265660Lost me at bottom
>>43265552i prefer them clean since you don't wanna put your face on it and there's like dirt getting on you. but that pic ain't too bad
>>43265665>>43265669what, why not >.<
>>43265656you should be ashamed to say that out loud
paige and squeak lezzing their holes together
>>43265619just wear contacts
To me a mans foot is at its most beautiful without any clothing at all
>>43265673>>43265677
>>43265631>all rugby places look like fourth. That's half of why I quit.what the fuck are you saying
>>43265688trust me, i am. i don't know if i'll bring it up in my next relationship
Islamic countries:>Women are not allowed to be seen or heard in public >A woman is only of use for breeding heirs, her thoughts are like Cheerios on the kitchen floor to be crushed under male feet>Every man has a wife, but his real love is his male lover, who he showers with love and gifts and shows him off proudly at male only social gatherings >Only men are valued, women are notUm why am I supposed to hate Islam again?
>>43265703nobody wants me ;(
>>43265715at least you'll always have sushi
>>43265685Nah i'd rather blast my shit with lasers>>43265699Rugby players* whoopsie
>>43265715stop being heightist and misandrist
>>43265705if you have a fetish it's better to be upfront and try to find someone with the same fetish
>>43265677SWEATY DIRTY SOCKS SMELL GOOD AND IM PROUD I LIKE SNIFFING SWEATY GROSS SOCKS STRAIGHT FROM THE GYM AND IM PROUD I GOON WITH SWEATY SOCKS ON MY FACE AND IM PROUD
>>43265739did you sniff any crotches while playing rugby
>>43265768Nah and that'd be the other half of why I quit
>>43265747My face in his crotch pllllsssssszzzz
>>43265705the virgin hider>>43265757the chad sniffer
>>43265747snifffff
>>43265715sorry I'm late, as the mandatory gigi bisexual, I would.
>>43265757please die
>>43265783were you on the bench? how did you not come in contact with a crotch at all
here i lay, alone. yearning for a man who shall not be minetwitching and spasming in bed like a retard. dreaming of a day that will not come..
>>43265753it's not that big a deal. i was lucky to be with a guy that indulged me once but i can live without it. i don't wanna slim down my chances like that
>>43265805>twitching and spasming in bed like a retardturn down the intensity of the vibrator bro
>tfw no latino twink bf to cuddle
>>43265810lmao
do NOT bully
>>43265802I went to like 3 practices and all the dudes had nothing going on and only did passing drills the whole time. Bars after they only spoke about Shane hillis and the wnba. No grassy ass pour favor. There's an all gay one in Boston and I'll probably move there in the next few years tho. Might try again then
>dom'ing your sock freak bf by putting your socks straight in the wash every day
>>43265805lol
why do northerners think southerners are such losers
>>43265904because northerners don’t have anything else in their lives not even family
>>43265875or worse, by wearing no show socks
>>43265856guess you have the wrong autism for that. who is shane hillis?
Please bully me
>>43265904It's the reverse in the UK but more subtle
>>43265942You are stupid retard sissy and fat
>>43265942it’s crazy how much of a woman you are
>>43265955>more subtlelol
>>43265942wash your cunt we can smell it through your jeans you nasty bitch
>>43265935>no show socksi'm anti sock fetish but those are ugly as fuck
You've been living with your boyfriend for one month now and he says he's into pee. What do you do?
>>43265936Gillis* the bud light comedian guy. Between the one guy showing me screenshots of the Epstein files and yelling about trump, the other one trying to sell me ad space on the back wall of a local baseball stadium, and the general convo being a comedian I don't know and a sport I don't watch... Fun to practice a team sport again tho. Being told what to do by a coach and just putting the rest aside. Maybe basketball at the y or another rugby team would be fun but they were just too weird
yullo fellow homosexuals
>>43266006piss in his ass the next time i fuck him
>>43266006break up
>>43265942team up with ur brother to set the masses straight and let them know not all of us are sloppy, messy ass bitches !
What are you fags up to?
>>43266061rubbing our poons to yaoi, wbu?
>>43266061playing civ 5 some more
>>43266061playing gacha games
>>43266061Just finished making lamb vindaloo. Looking forward to blasting it out the other end in an hour.
>>43266074let me play with your hole
>>43266061i'm writing an essay on pol pot
>>43266113i'll put a pole in your pot iykwim
>>43266099download civ 5, download a lovense mod where your butt plug vibrates harder with every unit killed, pvp me, ???, cum buckets from you losing
>>43266061Trying not to touch myselfBeen more horny then usualIt's suffering You?
>>43266061drinking bourbon on my porch
>>43266131you have a lovense butt plug?
>>43266131why do I have a feeling that this isn't just some funny post, but something people legit do in real life
Im high functioning autism
>>43266145no but i would buy one for the gag>>43266147i know people do it with mmos
>>43266147those are very intelligent people that know how to live life
>>43266133are you rubbing the tuna rn?
idk i think life is better without all those ppl too many byproducts of overpopulation that needed to go away
so like, are men allowed to use AO3 or is it a fujo/female only site?
>>43266157i could give you something else to gag on
>>43266061watching supernatural and being where i dont belong, the usual
>>43266164i use it all the time to read werewolf porn
more then usual I want to be roughed up fucked, bullied and used. It is needed
>>43266175post hole
posting is getting messed up again
>>43266170sounds like you need go jerk off, anon
Wish my hole was getting messed up again
when is mr pancakes posting a new hole pic? I already jerked off to the only one he ever posted
Alive and amplified
I want to rp pow cnc so bad.
Got that post spicy food bliss but sweaty scalp. Tasty tasty>>43266164One of the only places to get weird porn these days. At least the best tagging system. There should be a "gender of the author" filter tho frfr
>>43266201well it’s common for women so don’t feel weird zigger!
>>43266227I want fresh new pics of his ass look at this hole
>>43266253Fuck off
>>43266260Idk man. Never meet your heroes. I can't imagine it's aged well.
>>43265246https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_D3VFfhvs4
>>43266260it’s full of aids
>>43266253Nvm this is makes me hard thinking if you're a military top using me
>>43266207brap
>>43266260Don't meet your heroes iykwim
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hard is your penis right now?
a chinese 18 year old just invited me to watch his live and the the sufjan cmbyn song was playing i havent laughed that hard in a while
>>43266318Feel itWith your boot
>>43266318probably a seven
11https://youtu.be/5XMyaKyutkk?si=F-W_-9zNSRF64c4w
chinese 18 year old
>>43266333Idk what any of this means but I'm jealous
>>43266303i like men zigger
private part
>>43266260Omg I just logged into 4chin and this is the first thing I have to see ROFL
>>43266369this one https://youtu.be/KQT32vW61eI
>>43266414post more ass pics
>>43266285>>43266298>>43266316Oh YA well an INDIAN GUY licked my hole like 2 nights ago and he thought it was lovely im sure he even said >had a lot of fun :)But he had a girlfriend so I am not inviting him over again
>>43266285>>43266316>>43266298OH YA WELL WHY DID THE INDIAN GUYS LIKE TO LICKS MY HOLE THEN HUH??
bottoming for indian men is as low as a man can get
How can someone jerk off to pancakes... even if he has a nice hole its still attached to pancakes...
i wish i was as attractive to people my age as i am to people too young to talk to need to work on it i reckon
Test
>>43266446i wont simp if he wont post anything new
>>43266446Separate the art from the artist
thanks to the errors you can really drink in each post. now's your time to say something profound
wish i had someone to foist this chinaman onto damn shame he isnt being fucked
i can't post socks and legs :(
>>43266480Bababaoi>>43266483Be the change!
Tell me what you would do to ithttps://litter.catbox.moe/9f006safxwjnrjov.jpg
>>43266488oh it went through that time
>tell me what you'd doTurn my filter back on
>>43266490is it a dog cock dildo
>>43266489im already with someone, hes young enough to be my son, and lives across the country three strikes youre out at the old ball game
>>43266508Fuck no, its my tip
>>43266508Can you draw mr pancakes as dagoth urr and you as nerevar
>>43266488I love orange cats and I'm a weirdo into white nike socks and I love hairy legs. I would like to marry you.
>>43266490How do ppl want to suck that or touch idk
need bf old enough to be my dad
So now captcha works and posts are just not showing up brilliant team
>>43266469Yeah but its pancakes hes notoriously ugly...
>>43266490That's actually gross.
That's actually gross and looks like it smells awful
https://voca.ro/1m3dxu3iZfx1Thoughts on my vocal feminization? x3 its my dream to play a trans woman power ranger
We've been shadow banned
>>43265562Very much.
>>43266456Too young by how much?
This is what you get when your retarded website is staffed by trannies too busy talking to an 11 year old on discord to fix the fucking site. My lord.
there are infinite cute guys out there and one of them will like you and that’s why you shouldn’t ever give up
https://youtu.be/oycolu2stTY?si=tVGwuXyM_TgKJrbw
wtfg jannies
Retarded site ran by trannies lol
>>43266508Did you get turned on seeing dog cock
>>43266675Yes I do its why I got a dog DILDO so I could ETHICALLY take the KNOT >>43266613Is it fixed now?
>>43266545>I'm a weirdo into white nike socksaren't we all...
>>43266597like 8 years rofl
>>43266569Only on the front, sides, and inside. From the back tho...
>>43265904Because the south literally lost the civil war and are still coping about it more than 150 years later
Mr naan bread masala white sissy for the INWO das ri wi boy you serve Pajeet tha coder gawd now
>>43266728YUS GAWD I AM INDIAN CAWK ONLY
>>43266745You've hit rock bottom bud. Next you'll be sucking off chinese tourists in an alley
I NEED ALL POONERS TO EXIT THE BOARD RIGHT NOW, THE WEIGHT OF YOUR BOI UDDERS AND YOUR BOI WOMBS ARE KILLING 4CHIN
I could never hate on Pancakes like others because I always think of him as gaygen's subconscious internal monologue. I think he has some mystic ability to channel what everyone here would sound like if they were given 200 mg of sodium pentothal.
>>43266531lmao maybe tomorrow, that would be funny
>>43266837I look like orsimer up there chilling above the fray
It's been a good while since I've mated with someone, I'm itching to be bred.
>>43266881that’s the worms signaling to your pudendal nerve that they are hungry
met up with one of my thickie past fwbs for the first time in a few years and trounced him in 3/4 commander games at the local game store. follow up plans next week gonna smash again. yay
>>43266916Post hole pal
>>43266988idw
maybe my function is daddying twinks
Why you guys dislike my dick i thought this is gaygen?
>>43267049its not bad but cocks dont do much for me
>>43267022Not hole :(
>>43267049because you are a female
>he said it again!
Is gaygen anti foreskin?
>>43267049They didn't like mine either. Someone actually reported me for posting balls last night lmao. These men ain't gay
If someone posts their dick and you call them a woman, you're the one with troon brain.
>>43267115What the fuck Disappointed
>>43267109lol no
what is everyone eating or drinking. i made a lil cocktail (club soda, limoncello, and bitters)
>>43267109Yes I believe in cut cocks only HIGH AND TIGHT CUTS should be mandatory at age 18
>>43267134Unless you're built like a porn star with huge cock and ball, muscular hairy body, they don't want you.
>>43267152bourbon and coke
>>43265276one time i invited a hot 6' tall asian guy over then realized i had lost my lube so i opened up the coconut oil and used that... then he blocked me afterit worked though!!
>>43267046pls....
>>43267161lmao tops stay winning
>>43267156Or femboy that looks like a girl lol
>>43267172Right. That's what i want lol
Club soda, gin, elderflower, & bitters>>43267160classic!>>43267049i didnt see it
>>43267214https://litter.catbox.moe/rvuu16obne86604p.jpg
>hot>asian lol
>>43267228Man. that is a horrible angle. you just need to improve your photography
https://litter.catbox.moe/d3x0bk784ijb3isf.jpgI will give up now.
Why do filipinos only cut half the foreskin off
https://litter.catbox.moe/0t8llql2ts2kvutv.jpgthis is the best angle and a POWERFUL image
>>43267320>>43267372SMALL AND DISGUSTING
>>43267372damn the jews butchered your shit
I love seeing piss hole and balls, OK?
>>43267393nah that's just how it is naturally, the urethra at least
Why do all of you have such small disgusting penises worst ive seen is jager and clappingdaddycheeks but dan is not much better shiza I KNOW has a micro penis just by looksing at her and I bet that timur does too
>>43267404paige has a bwc
>>43267425Im just saying most white penises are small
https://voca.ro/1nrHLG5pd3dO
>>43267472I want my pussy dug out like the Lincoln tunnel project :3
>>43267500Fair enough. Most guys aren't that big though
Hmm...
>all bottoms ____you just feel bad for people who think this way and what it says about their experiences, or lack of it
my ex was white and had a pretty big dick
>>43267541all bottoms want to take dick owned
>all tops ____you just feel good for people who think this way and what it says about their experiences, as extensive as they are
>water is wet
All tops want is a "18"-23 year old thin bottom with no self esteem AND ITS SICK date adult men pls
>when you point out a simple common fallacy in logic and suddenly butthurt erupts everywhereBut if I say all gays ______then suddenly
have you ever had a bf with unconventional and secretive hobbies?
time for sleepinghope I don't have more nightmares, I've had a lot of those lately and they're absolutely exhausting
>>43267633lol "A Woman Opens a History Book, Hilarity Ensues"
how do you tell a bottom his hole is worse than your hand
>>43267672just break up then
Sometimes my eyes go out of focus reading this thread and wonder how I went through so many relationships without either of us ever using the words "top" and "bottom". Maybe because real life isn't a fucking comic book, idk...
Do you guys think that I will ever find love or is it too late for me
https://voca.ro/1junen4TNwG3
>>43267697Idgi either I was in one relationships where we were verse and then one with a "pure top" the pure top one was worse I was 19 and he wanted me to do stuff like sit on his lap infront of his friends and I didnt like it because I am man sized and it was awkward
>>43267708If you dont has a big stick you cant get in this punene
Im just joking about the big dick thing i dont really cares x3
My underwear is brown right now.
I want a bf who enjoys humiliating me or teasing me and who gets sadistic kicks from demeaning me and degrading me and hurting me and treating me like property or worse
>>43267768No you don't want that that stuff is rlly bad for you sisma
>gaygen posters have a false sense of reality>let me describe how my imagination explains this in rich detail
>>43267780I know but I still want itit makes me feel like he really likes me
My hole is not pozzed, stop saying it is >:(
Does anyone know any grown men in real life who still think getting laid is so rare that doing it a few times is something to brag about? That aren't developmentally challenged, I mean? Like, picture it: if you got a roomful of literally retarded adult men that were born brain damaged and thus socially challenged talking about sex, how would it sound different?"I bet he gets sex!""I had sex once!""Was it fun?!""Well I almost did ...""I like sex too! I wish I could try it!""I saw a boob once in 7th grade..."What more evidence do you need of arrested development? People who are mentally stuck at age 11 don't realize they are stuck there and how they stand out or how normal people think.
>does gaygen know any men irl
>>43267877No my hole was ravaged by two extremely hung indian bvlls and I will not show it until it has recovered from this extreme damage
>>43267895if it were easy everyone would do it
>>43267980LOL SCALP HER
Lol look at the bracelet someone left here x3 should I wear it...?
And this is my ring but it is covered in eyeballs and it spins for my autism
god he’s a human maggot
>>43268037the gap from your second finger fold to the nail is really long maybe it’s just the perspective I like your ring though
>>43267980Everyone does. The std rates for gay men speak for themselves. Whats the difficult part?
>>43268043>second finger fold to the nailI dont know what this means can you circle it?
>>43268060>>43268057performance & having sex with someone you want to not because you’re desperate
>>43268085Its long for getting the termites out of termite mounds you wouldnt understand unless you were ethnically br*tish
>>43268085I wasn't talking about any of that. I said getting sex. You seem to be trying to make some other point.
>>43268121you said anyone can get laid, which just isn’t true, L
Im not fat im pleasantly plump
i don't trust people whose nail plates are on the shorter side
>>43266703That's not a lot.
>>43268135NOW I get it. You're the type I was talking about, took offense and saw a chance to advertise you get laid. As a tatted, pierced gaydead with the face of neanderthal and the body of a medical school cadaver chasing brown bloated 4's. Proving not one, but both my points. Thank you.
actually i'm changing my belief: people with short nail plates are undoubtedly evil or, at the very least, conniving and manipulative, in addition to being a sociopath
>>43268154FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>>43268220Im not evil I do good deeds like watching children and helping people :3
>>43268206lol u mad
anyone can get sex if you're standards are low and you're willing to fuck an ugly guy. not bargaining or complaining. just saying that it's impossible to not get a blowie or a dick to suck if you'll fuck anyone.
>>43268250does sex with ugly people really count though?
>>43268255if you believe you have had sex then yes
>>43268255if it doesn't then no one has had sex with you.
>>43268255Yes it's sex.
>>43268206Damn I didnt even read this till now and even I feel bad for dan after you SCALPED HER
Gaygen has this maddening tendency to assume every post I make is an invitation to discussing something I already know as if I needed input or that obvious statements need re-examined and explained."Fire is hot""Ok but akshually here is an unrelated exception and what you left out that has nothing to do with it..."
>>43268291I reject your assertion that brown men with bellies can’t be handsome wholly and I will keep collecting them :3
>>43268308i was calling you ugly...
it’s like a tree falling in the woods and no one hears it. sex between two ugly people. like the thumbnail of an amateur porn video you’d never purposefully click. I think my theory holds water.
New thread pls
>>43268321for you
>>43268361Wtf George Floyd was killed by police brutality
I hate having to share this board with trannies. I wish the jannies would make a >>>/lgb/ board and a >>>/t/ board, as a containment.
>>43268382Your mental trannies are our sisters why dont you just go away you cant be in this family and deny the t
Post hot trannies to welcome our sausage sisters in.
>>43268334you are ugly on the inside and it keeps into the rest of you
You'll find out who your REAL FRIENDS are when you develope schizophrenia and autism and have to go on treatment
>>43268419I need schizophrenia so i can at least hallucinate some friends existing.
>>43268382the lgb thing always make me laugh cuz what tf do you have in common with lesbians not to mention bisexuals are like the public enemy no. 1 itt, just balkanize the whole thing and just have G
>>43268407I’m admired by friends coworkers and lovers alike
>>43268436>like the public enemy no. 1 itt,Whomst https://youtu.be/SK1Gbkq_80Y?si=U8-wjQ49OFIsf0GF
>>43268450whatever you have to tell yourself.
>>43268501
