if youre not bonesmashing your hips and injecting peptides+lipodissolve agents and hrt youre ngmiif you dont browse r/diyaesthetics and look on taobao for cheap research chemicals 24/7 while smoking crack listening to SALEM and Bladee youre ngmiif you dont farm your credit score with dead end jobs and shitty crypto to take a huge loan to afford a nice ffs vacation to korea/brazil/colombia then mysteriously die youre ngmiif you dont use horse placenta skincare, slug with mother cell occlusives everyday, do guasha and retinoids youre ngmi if you go outside when theres even a tiny peck of sunlight youre ngmiif you have a good relationship with your parents youre ngmiif you think of human life as something beautiful, “a gift”, “a blessing” youre ngmiif youre not in constant agony torture and torment youre ngmiif you dont force your vocal chords with disgust at yourself to sound like a 90s dior ad poster woman youre ngmiif youre not a self indulgent raging sociopath youre ngmiif you dont inject lidocaine in your testicles youre ngmiif you dont sleep more than 9 hours a day while injecting IV to provide optimal sleep regenerative hydration youre ngmi(1/2)
if you dont think of slaughtering your loved ones for their collagen youre ngmiif you dont drink hobo blood to stay young and ruthless youre ngmiif you dont smoke weed daily to stay youthful youre ngmiif you’re not lifting youre ngmiif you dont eat healthy food high on collagen and omegas like liver sardines salmon and sweet potato youre ngmiif you drink anything else but water youre ngmiif you dont have constant outbreaks and psychosis youre ngmiif you dont hear voices at night telling you that youre a complete failure and you need to behead yourself youre ngmiif you dont study your body shape and dont dress accordingly to it youre ngmiif you dont go to the saloon at least once a month youre ngmiif you have “depression” or “social anxiety” (all fake concepts btw just pop a xan geez) youre ngmiif youre not a social recluse because you hate everyone youre ngmiif you dont use hair masks and deep conditioning at least once a week youre ngmiif you dont use leave in conditioner youre ngmiif you dont dissolve bicalmutamide and finasteride into a saline solution with an appropriate rstio and inject then right into your bloodstream youre ngmiif you use any products manufactured by P&G youre ngmiif you smile or reflect any kind of emotion in your face therefore causing imperfections such as crow feet and smile lines youre ngmiif youre not punching yourself everyday in the face when you look in the mirror youre ngmi if you dont have a constant hatred towards the concept of “human” youre ngmiif you dont key cars smash windows and act like a bitch all the time youre ngminow repeat this mantra to yourself everyday before and after bed to achieve perfect passing!!!!
>>43269255is there any evidence that bonesmashing works on hips with closed growth plates?
>>43269255What am I making exactly?
Damn nigga you really expect me to read all this shit
>>43269255What is Taobao?
>>43269255trvke
>>43269287Idk but im going there right now to read through their assortment of RCs
>>43269255>>43269266i need to transmaxx harder. thanks.
>>43269338Okay. Come back here and tell me what you found after you're done.
