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>>43272043how can we be sure it's hairy if we don't see it
My bf and me
ayy lmao
>>43272057No one cares about you or your completely hypothetical hetero boyfriend
>make soft plans to maybe hookup later>jerk off>know im not gonna be horny by hook up timecurse my stupid penis
>>43272080use your butt
>>43272053it's a gut feeling
>>43272097i'll give you a gut feeling iykwim
>>43272084hes a sub im just gonna have him rub my feet and suck my dick i guess
>>43272103sounds boring. hope you have fun though
I was surprised to learn Keanu Reeves made the first Matrix when he was 35 years old 1999. He didn't age for 20 years. He was already 29 in Speed, 26 in Point Break and 49 in John Wick. His dad was Hawaiian, so
God men are so beautiful
>>43272100and ruin my perfect top record? fat chance.
Do bottoms actually hate knowing that their top bottomed before or is that a meme?
>>43272152i like vers guys because they are better at sex but some gays have very heteronormative ideas about sex
>>43272152i say it as a meme but maybe some of them do care that much
>>43272152bottoms hate everything>>43272147a true goat is an all rounder
I want a guy to feed me redbull wet it on his cock for me to devour>>43272152If they enjoyed bottoming happy for them but vers is a no from me
>>43272152The hyper promiscuous ones don't care if you've bottomed or shagged sheep or have hiv.
bottoms...can't live with 'em...
thoughts on size differences in relationships
>>43272199don't
i think we should all want the Great Student as they discourage us from wanting to continue that profession
>>43272200i'm 5'11 so the odds of being either person in that image is unlikely
>>43272200Cute but not mandatory I'm 5'6 on a good day and I do like being squished by a 6ft 200lb guy
>>43272057
>>43272200need a guy that looks like the left that lets me use him like a human dildo
>>43272200lame. both guys should be huge, hairy and thick cocked
>>43272200Child sized tops
>>43272174>pooner>“gay” bottomthe jokes write themselves
>>43272152I couldn't care less
>>43272200Me (6' with my 5'11 top)
i love when stuff comes in the mail because i already paid for it days again, which basically means i'm getting it for free on the day it's delivered
>>43272267this is your brain on USA
i too love when stuff cums in the male
I will never understand people finding foreskin gross, especially gays
>>43272275you won't be laughing when i'm outside on a sunny day with my new hat meanwhile you have to do the hand-visor thing like a chud
>>43272285no one finds foreskin grosspeople find gross cheesy foreskins gross
>>43272275atleast israel gets free healthcare while americans have to live in poverty and take on multigenerational dept to get a pinecone removed from dey ass <3
>>43272285I think it comes from ignorance. People think it's dirty, unaware that human bodies by nature have bacteria everywhere, and female genitalia are probably 100x worse. They also don't seem to get that foreskin doesn't create disease and won't spread it unless he's already infected, just like how HIV didn't spontaneously generate from anal sex
>>43272295bröther I don't leave the house when the sun is outThe light burns my skin. Also I'm getting kinda itchy around crosses lately.
why do americans have pinecones in their ass
vers are just bottoms compromising because they dont know how to win normal men and are afraid of them. there are no gay tops. if a man is gay, then top doesnt mean anything. you will not find one man in the world who likes buttholes that doesnt also like pussy UNLESS he wants dick in his butt also. and if he does, there is no man left in him. its just a guy
soon its gonna be watermelon season bitches yassssss
>>43272298Many doEven fags in gaygenAnd Americans think, foreskin always is dirtyAmericans dont wash their assholes even>>43272314This, Also many think the foreskin is ugly visually.And its a shock every American man i met is thankfully to be cut
>>43272329reminds me of that side by side of white people vs blacks at a buffet
>>43272152im a vers bottom and i literally goon to tops getting backshots nothing hotter than a masc vers top choosing you to crack him open <3
dich enbooty
>>43272317yeah when the sun is down is the best. especially when there's a full moon. it's just too bad i think i'm getting allergic to my silver watch.
>>43272200exceedingly based and extremely hot
dih in booty
>>43272355heheI want gay vampire sex now
>>43272365something you'll never be
>>43272373not according to my dad! pretty sure he knows better than u do
>>43272365The antagonist in The Following is your type of top
>>43272325what 35 years of loneliness does to a nigga
What position are you /cisgaygen/? And are you a virgin?
>>43272365very pooncore art
>>43272402bottom but eh I guess I'd top once in a blue moon and NOOO
>>43272402Im a tight virgin bottom, you?
>>43272402vers and no
>>43272395would b nice>>43272410no I have an penis
>>43272385he does, he knows when it's beneficial to lie to his extremely negligent and unattractive tranny son, the one that wishes for him to assault it and cut off it's cock
>>43272402vers top and also no
>>43272402bottom, not a virgin
>>43272402side/top, not a virgin
>>43272428If you made your art into furry you can sell for big money on furaffinityNot kidding
>>43272402vers bottom yes (no) but ive been celibate for 6 years now and next year my hymen will regenerate :3
>>43272428I look like this and say that
>>43272429why don't u do something productive today slayer I went for a bike ride, made some onigiri, did some food shopping, did some drawing, helped my mum with the garden, etc. all better than writing your bizarre fanfic about random strangers on the Internet
>>43272450I'm not in it for money, just the love of the game
sup bros
>>43272428Did you ever draw yourself as nerevar and mr pancakes as dagoth urr
>>43272469yoo
>>43272468You say you want a jobMake some money slutBuy me plushies. Be my sugar daddy (no sex)
i wanna play video games but i need to finish my homework
>>43272365>>43272428wth is wrong with this drawfag?
>>43272441that's amazing! my dream is one being a side bottom for a side lovely boyfriend
>>43272338People who think foreskin is ugly don't understand the human body either. The natural state of the human body isn't perfect and isn't meant to be, and human genitalia in particular always look a little funny.
>>43272476not yet sorry anon>>43272484gross
>>43272043>>43272097Imagine the stench
>>43272494Whether a dick looks better cut or uncut depends entirely on the dick. This isn’t exactly hard to understand. Some people desperately need foreskin removal.
Imagine if you were tied to a chair and just sitting opposite of a really hot guy and then the two of you make intense eye contact until you cum at the same time and the room goes back to being devoured by silence
>>43272496You cant call me gross making the artist you do>>43272494Its sad
>>43272487ppst hole homeboi
i have some projects im working on
>>43272479yo brother, how's it going?
>>43272489She is a mental case. Was exiled from the mtfg, now tries to make a name here, with the compulsatory tranny fantasy scribble. She also never left her parent's home in her 32 years.
>>43272510my hole is strictly for vers tops
>>43272491hope it happens soon. my bf is kind of whatever about sex so we work
>>43272469Wasssaaaaaaap my nigga
>>43272520go ahead make my day punk
>>43272489A lot
>>43272489I don't get how she doesn't catch bans for posting dicks on a blue board. Even drawn counts.
>>43272503Hard disagree
>>43272516fine. some guy i never met guy with a fagcent hyped me up for this promotion thing at work today but looking through the forms i'm not qualified for this so i'm bummed, he got my hopes up. what about you
>>43272503i feel bad for the guys that cant pop out their cocks all the waylooks like a weird sausage roll when that happens
>>43272582but that makes the sausage roll tasty and warm and comfy and smelly
just boys being dudes
>>43272515r&d isnt for everybody. i understand that
>>43272600>smelly
Honestly if you think some people ought to get a circumcision because their genitals do not meet your aesthetic requirements you are kinda mentally insane uwu
>>43272578you should still apply. some dipshit with less qualifications using chatgpt to do their work will get it. i'm trying to psych myself up to make dinner but i don't feel like it. i'm horny and i want to be in bed>>43272608that's a penis dot gif
>>43272608why is his penis so much bigger soft than mine stacked together many times hard? and who is he?
>>43272503if you want to see a fat cut dick on a muscle bottom daddy add me on disc .richardsimmons
>>43272663maybe he's not soft. he could have a downward pointing dick
>>43272665just post it here?
>>43272679i can post it later they keep banning me tho
>>43272663because god hates you and your evil god only gives big penises to good men
>>43272665#needthat
>>43272688https://catbox.moe/
>>43272608this tells me i need looser pants>>43272637i suppose there's no harm in being rejected, making just a little fool of myself. and i know the feeling. sometimes when i was younger i used to edge for so long that i would be actually starving because i'd ignore that i was hungry. but you gotta eat. fuel the boner and all.
>>43272608This is why I dont date white boys THEY HAVE NO RHYTHM
>>43272558Do you know what phimosis is?
>>43272637i would cook you something delitschious if i was there ~3~
>>43272722if you want the job then there's no reason not to apply. you might just get it. the worst they can say is now. eating is great and all but cooking is a pain in the ass and cleaning up after is a bigger pain>>43272747god bless you bro. i hate cooking
>>43272744she only knows what "excessive skin from a thigh graft on the pubic area means"
>>43272743You dont date white boys because nobody but desperate pajeets that would fuck a muddy hole in the ground want you anymore mr pancakes
>>43272675i think it's a big soft shower, it doesn't look vry hard and rigid>>43272694but i'm a good man... why did he gave me a smaller one on purpose? and a lot of other indignities? he was supposed to be just!
>>43272773yeah that's true. the dishes from my lunch and breakfast are still in the sink, i'll just take care of them before going to bed. but if you don't want to eat frozen foods it's the cross we must bear. although i could go for a frozen beef patty right now
>>43272830Wig
If I asked what gaygen's dick sizes are would everyone be honest or would they lie
>>43272845i have enough crosses bro. i'm gonna make a frozen pizza>>43272867i don't know my size
>>43272867i feel like more people don't know how to measure than are actually lying about it. but that's just a guess. if you used a ruler, measuring it on the side would give a bigger number than measuring on top.
>>43272608sauce?
>>43272867I would lie because I don't know my size and giving an estimate answer is not totally honest. It's very small, that I know.
ethel cain gotta be bottom 5 artist oat
Hause we need to kyurr this payshint
drinking some milk with ice in it
>>43272867Im 7 inches bone pressed but not that thick and it bends up and left otherwise I would be completeky happy with it </3>>43272907you have to measure on top and press into the bone for ur trv size and use a tape measure if u have strong curve
the only cain worthwhile is deckard cain (of diablo fame). his wizard bussy be bussin fr fr
>>43272959>it bends up and leftcute
>>43272959Curved cocks arw very hot
a lot of 7 inches in gaygen
>>43272982zero is a lot?
it's not the size of the prize, it's the musk of the thrust
>>43272830He said the pajeets ate out his AIDS infected hole lmao was dying laughing thinking about that.
strawberry pocky tastes horrible
>>43273046you take that back, slut. that's the one i buy
i'm more interested in the size of your hole
g*rman aint shit
>>43273042Whats funny about that hey I have an immaculate hole
>>43273063in an ironic way they are but i agree with the overall sentiment
>>43272830Wtf no these indian guys have very HIGH standards and only get with the cream of the crop guys...
I hope Boomer is well
>>43272909@xxsizesteve on tictac
>>43273077how did they get with you then? we won't go about your misfortunes. you are the cream of the crap.
>>43273099damn big dick bottoms are so peak
>>43273077cows are holy fucktoys in their culture
>>43273100They saw how beautiful i was and wanted to get with me instantly they didnt care that I am sick because im undetectable
i love randy
>>43273125Jeets will fuck anybody if they have white skin you look like Erika Kirk to them
Help why are boys so cute im crine ;-;
Oh my bf likes watching Russians soldiers get drone fucked
>>43273157i like that skin
>>43273161kill yourself and then your boyfriend viktoria ivanova
Reminds me of some of you. ..https://www.khou.com/article/news/local/magnolia-driver-soliciting-minors-explicit/285-edef8706-5d8c-4cb5-9a26-a7c21d123512https://www.instagram.com/josiah_j_carroll/
I kinda feel a bit insane because I'm sure tinder works like a game with a hidden elo. Anyway when you travel you can swipe a bit and then when you go back home all the profiles that appear far away from you are probably a match.I got so many matches in Spain apparently. It is really tragic how much more beautiful those men were compared with the guys here. I specially like a Asian qt. There was also a cute Mediterranean guy. I know I'm not exactly the cutest but if I get those kinda matches in Spain maybe I'm not the problem and where I live is.
Dont be racist ohmygosh you guys make me not even want to post here anymore
>>43273161Dude this larp is so expired at this point
>>43273190post hole
>>43273204elaborate
>>43273179Imagine youre conjoined twins like the two headed ogre women and you have to fuck a woman every day bcuz ur twin is straight
>>>/gif/30523726getting the urge to spray
>>43273190tinder has a onenightstand date thing as wellshould have went
>OH LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME FELLOW XY MAN-GUYS!!! I DON'T GET ENOUGH ATTENTION! I MUST HAVE I, I'M TOTALLY NOT ACTING LIKE A STRAIGHT WOMAN OMG!!!! I'M A MANLY MAN! LET ME REHASH MY LARP, ABOUT MY "BOYFRIEND" AND BEING RUSSIAN!!!!! UHMMMMMM ;// DRONE STRIKES! UKRAINE!!! I"M A RUSSIAN MAN!!! YES YES, I HAVE A BOYFRIEND, AND WE ARE MEN!!!! LET ME POST WHAT MY FANTASIES URGRGHHHH I MEAN MY REALITY IS!!!! AND INCLUDE ANOTHER PINTEREST PICTURE, OF A MAN IN UNIFORM, THEY WILL RECOGNISE ME HAHA! WITH A KITTY TOO SO I GET MORE ATTENTION!!!! I'M A GUY AND BEING A TRANS GAY MAN IS A LONELY EXPERIENCE, SO I'LL SUMMON MY STRAIGHT WOMAN ROOTS AND KEEP BEING ATTENTION WHORE JUST LIKE I WAS FOR THE PAST 2 YEARS, WITH NO DEVELOPMENT, NO CHARACTER ARC, NO NOTHING, NO HOBBIES!!!! JUST A RETARDED MAN-LADY!shut the fuck up tamara
>>43273206That won't rise my tinder social credit score tho
china china china china china china
>>43273228wish this was me
>>43273215At first he said his roommate watched Russian gore videos all day and now he's saying it's his bf. It sounds like he watches Russian gore videos and he's projecting that onto these people that don't exist.
>>43273240that wasn't my goal
>>43273240Hi Sammy how are you
>>43273249“he” is a she, that’s a literal woman
I want I chinese qt. Why can't I have one? Also I'm watching a Chinese animated show and it even has a gay character. Cute and progressive
>>43273249>heIt's sheim*>hisIt's shers*
>>43273228HELP NOT THEY FAPPING ON ARIANKA AHAHAHAHAHA HAHAJSLHAHAHA >>>/gif/30522286
So hungry but kinda wanna skip dinner fir weightloss>>43273190Spanish guys are whores thats why
>>43273249Can't stand gore fyi
>>43273233got her ass periodt
>>43273261He posted peen on catbox last night idk man. I think he's male right? >>43273263He has a tiny awful looking boy clit
>>43273289>believing she posted a penis belonging to herwelcome to the internet newfren :^)
>>43273279eat fruit it make you skinny and beautiful
>>43273251I mean I do like rising things. But no point in doing it if I don't get to play with them afterwards.>>43273258I'm doing alright. I'm going out with a old school friend and one of her friends today. We are just going to eat Italian pizza tho.How are you doing?
>>43273279Eat cabbage thats what I doHow's it going?>>43273289I can cum on their face and still they would complain about some pooner shit. It is haters thinks they found a insult that works
>>43273271I wish someone would make a pancakes trib
>>43273302why so transactional? what about love of the game?
>>43273311every photo you post of yourself is from lumi for ai editing, idk how people take you seriously.
>>43273279So they are based? Bummer they live so far.
too many gay perverts everywherewe need a firing squad at this point
papal sponsored
Known poonahs:>Samael>Jäger Am I missing any
>>43273333since when are you pro whore
>>43273279Burn calories bouncing on my dick please
>>43273351Yes
>>43273336i volunteer to shoot some perverts in the face
>>43272043That's not a man that's a werewolf.The type that shaves and has a 5 oclock shadow at noon.
>>43273367Well which ones anon dont leave us in the dark
>>43273311>>43273289poonah samefag
>>43273302That's sounds nice. I'm having Italian food in a bit myself, some baked ziti leftovers with sausage. Have fun with your friends:)
>>43273301I do eat that quite a bit plus eggs>>43273311Sometimes I eat cabbage and pretend im I'm a rabbit or like a deer or something>>43273333Spain is so nice. Wanna go back there this year for sure. How many countries did you travel to this trip?
>>43273386Take his backshots on your fat rolls scorny. God knows no one else wants to fuck you lol
>>43273228wish that was me and i had a normal sized penis like them
>>43273400no idea at all who that is, i’ve been poonah posting here for 5 days
>the fat Canadian with hiv saying every guy that is cuter than him in the thread is TransShocker.
>>43273412Scorny is the only one who cares
Europeans have the smallest most uncut ugly penises ive ever seen... GET THE SNIP
Samael thinks im cute?
>>43273381Timur. Mr pancakes. Ayden post here. G~.
Scorny Weaver
>>43272867My benis is 5.4 inches I just checked. But when it's soft it looks like a micropenis. Fml. Wish I was a shower
>>43273428Heres the kicker: you arent cuter then mr pancakes
>>43273429Is he cis?
remember when gaygen had cis trips?
>>43273311According to this breakdown >>43273233 the recurring trigger is that you get attention, have a bf, and this hasn't changed in years. This suggests the profile of someone very lonely/attention-starved, jealous and has been here for years. In their mind, there is some competition, they are losing it, have been for some time and don't expect to pull ahead any time soon.
>>43273435Winona has the cutest boy clitty in the thread, a tiny fluffy birb chiccy
My cat
You shouldn't give attention to people you dont likeWhat's the point
>>43273435>not mutilated dicks>uglyLol that's delulu, genitals should never get surgery unless it is something life threatening like cancer
>>43273447is it hairy?
>>43273453i would venture to say 30% of the posters are pooners in a cis male space
>>43273452This is a trans positive thread and we welcome all trans people here especially ftm.
>>43273428Fat + pozzed + chopped mr pancakes still kinda mogs you
>>43273458Maybe that's truelol
>>43273479Sam isn't having 3somes with the 7/11 clerks. Pancakes is chopped
>>43273435Nordics literally are the tallest men with the biggest penises in the world but go off i guess>>43273488Sam is choppeder
>>43273387i want to bake my below average small sausage in your sauced up ziti tube cavity
>>43273479Go bugchase and get hiv from him. Most people wouldn't agree with that statement. That's why he is so bitter and always insults me lol
>>43273495Sam serves more cunt than Mr naancakes EVER could.
>>43273488Wig...
I get compliments on my dick irl but lgbt board laughs at it, wtffff
>>43273496Um that's hawt
I mogg mr samael easily busily
>I get compliments on my clitorectomy scarred dried up appendage irl but lgbt board laughs at it, wtffff
>>43273387Sounds fun. Do you like Italian food in general? I really like ravioli. The Spanish guy with a Spanish restaurant that did flamenco shows here died. So the restaurant closed which is a bummer. But there are other good Spanish restaurants but they don't have flamenco shows. European food is really good. At least the Mediterranean one
>>43273458simpboomer to the rescue
>>43273471no I trim my pubic hair. shits annoying because when its soft the pubic hair gets stuck under my foreskin so i have to trim it real short
>>43273185why are they always Republican?
>>43273539idk who those are and i won't read the story but left is hung and tops the cock-eyed whore on the right
>>43273507Now you just saying anything mr naancakes solos your faves no diff
>>43273529tragic
>>43273525I love Italian food and have been making it for quite some time. I've made homemade raviolis, gnocchi is especially good homemade, pizza, it's so good sammy. I've really only tried very basic Spanish cuisine from a local tapas restaurant here that probably isn't very authentic. I'm sure you get some gem restaurants in your country, would love to try them.
do you want your bf to have bigger hands and feet than you?
>>43273562YES uwu
>>43273549Samantha could steal those Uberjeets boyfriends from Mr naancakes with one sassy bounce of her diva ass and a smile. It's over for naan broz
>>43273562I don't know. My feet are already 13 US/47 EU. My hands are tiny tho, so yeah probably...
>>43273562i don't care about feet. big hands are kind of hot, especially when he plays with my dick
bottoms only want one thing and thats cooking gnocchi alla sorrentina for dey top + armpits
I'm thinking avocado toast>>43273495>Nordics literally are the tallest men with the biggest penises in the world but go off i guessgiwtwm>>43273512I thought it was cute but I'll still laugh it
>>43273577how big is your pp
>>43273576another samfag cope post mr jeetcakes is still the strongest
I am BIC ONLY
>>43273577
>>43273157did he stare into reactor no 4 at chernobyl? why the fuck is he so red.
>>43273629a seven inch cock is being mechanically pressed against his butt
>>43273157me trapping cute boys in the fujoshinator 3000
>>43273594Cute pic, cute guy, simple as
>dick mogging a lanklet nord with your big manlet cock
>>43273629shame/shy from riding a bwc top is public fully clothed
Samael could never do the things I do
>>43273644now thats what I call a mating press!
>>43273597Very small.
>>43273708damn, i guess big feet don't mean anything
(:
One time a guy told me he wanted me to shit on his chest and I still think about it alot
>>43273728When nature calls
big feet means big sockjobs
>>43273728the cleveland steamer....
>>43273721Not in every case, I'm used to saying this. Sorry anon, I see that the net big with big feet and hands will have a penis worthy of your attention.
booooooooooooooooys
>>43273682Which is what? Being HIV positive, having a lot of dirty unprotected interracial sex with desperate people, talking about shit, taking pics of it and freezing it in the freeze in the condoms? Being homeless and crying about time lost and doing drugs? Then yeah, you're the best at it
haha yeah! :)
>>43273813love straight bwc
>>43273554Well I live in Latin America but there is probably a bit more Spaniards here because they speak Spanish. Honestly there was one restaurant when I was in Madrid that was very meh. The Spanish food here was better and I find that a bit outrageous lmao.Still Im sure there must be a authentic Spanish restaurant somewhere where you live. I live in the capital so maybe why there is more stuff here. Idk if you live like in a city or a town tho
>>43273843Wtf bros I am not like that at all I am just a misunderstood young twink finding his way in the world and you know I actually have schizophrenia and autism so it makes things harder... so you cant be mean to me... :s
>>43273594Thank you, would you take it? In the ass i mean. Hypothetical. Im a bottom only
>>43273813Indeed
Dubs I go and get fucked this weekend. Anything else I just do alcoholic things
>>43273885tfw no blonde angle bf
>>43273909can we do alcoholic things together and then fuck me? or during. or before?
>>43273901I try not to take hypothetical dick
>>43273926No
>>43273813Scruffy bodies and butt cheeks and kissing lips and pressing bodies together and and and
>>43273843I never froze turds in condoms in the freezer btw thats a myth
>>43273925I need an angel and a devil not on my shoulder but on my bed
Theres also no such thing as interracial sex because there is one race THE HUMAN RACE
>>43273927I meaned mouth not ass
Oh my god people on here is so stupid x3 jeez
>>43273435I love small/average uncut hairy cocks
Idk why im e hitting on Winona poster, its the alcohol?
>>43272582I think it's cute seeing the pink head peeking out.
>>43273959you might like this animated film Samael, its got an army of twinks!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vs4QKiVxEgI
>>43274001it's you being a retarded larping pooner Tatiana, only you may know what you gain from it
Mr naancakes will stylishly slay all of them and I will celebrate.
I dont even gain from it, I just think its hot to dominate a twinks mouth with my cock
>>43273539pirates?
>>43274052I want a twink to blow me but not without putting his phat jiggly butt on my face
>>43274052Your cock is 1 inch and 90% foreskin lol
>>43274018I might. I like everything animated and the premise seems interesting. The artstyle kinda reminds me of Bob burgers so not prime good material but I'm sure fanartist will fix that, I guess the emo and the main character are the cutest
>>43274064Easy to suck
>>43274064Damn that much foreskin? Hot
>>43274086The foreskin looked like it had hairs growing inside of it>>43274095You'd love it, it looked like a cocktail sausage wrapped in bacon
One of the best things is putting my tongue or finger underneath a guy's foreskin and watching him go wild
>>43274068Binch you look like a bobs burgers character...
Samael is a foreskin piggy he likes small cocks with long slimy skin
>>43274128Love it
>>43274164>>43274164>>43274164
>>43274128>watching him go wild>putting my tongue or finger under his foreskin>go wildIts like you guys have never had sex and dont have penises
>>43274158You prolapsed mutated vagina != a penis with foreskin, retarded zigro suka
>>43274129The way this binch which is she was mwah.